Fransáes

Fransáes is a jokelang created by Caelen Selke-Minogue. It is intended to fix the French language because it sorely needs it. It fixes the abomination that is French spelling, and also changes the grammar to conform with the more intelligent languages of the world.

Phonology

Consonants

Consonants
	Labial	Alveolar	Post-Alveolar	Palatal	Velar	Uvular
Plosive	p /p/ b /b/	t /t/ d /d/			k /k/ g /g/
Fricative	f /f/ v /v/	s /s/ z /z/	sh /ʃ/ zh /ʒ/		x /x/	rh /ʁ/
Nasal	m /m/	n /n/		nn /ɲ/	ng /ŋ/
Tap/Flap		r /r/
Approximant			l /l/	j /j/

Vowels

Vowels
	Front	Middle	Back
Close	i /i/		u /u/
Close-mid	ae /e/	' /ə/	ou /o/
Open-Mid	e /ɛ/		o /ɔ/
Open		a /a/

Stress is always denoted by an acute (´). If stress occurs on a sound represented by two letters it is put on the first letter.

Syllable Structure

• CV
• CCV
• CVC
• V
• CCVC
• VC
• CCCV
• CCVCC
• CCCVC
• VCC
• CCCVCC

Morphology

Nouns

Fransáes has a stupidly long list of cases: Nominative, Accusative, Dative, Ablative, Genitive, Vocative, Locative, Instrumental, Causal-initial, Causal-final, Terminative, Delative, Temporal, Illative and Adessive.