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Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed. (Also some of these are outdated so I'll fix them later)
See also [[Soc'ul'/Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day]]
See also [[Soc'ul'/Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day]]


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I eat salty dogs.
I eat salty dogs.


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.


Yummy I love fried chicken.


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.


Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.


It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.


Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
Xauc "c'e cozceñaxiý" cū eý


It says "you're gullible" on the ceiling


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE
Xen cozajiax āhiyherú il v'ual?


Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
Xen syen hez'i ñomuír


Legally I don't exist


-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
Umiūj ez'e cual je ez'e jeraie joíxuñ ez'e netsúaz eý
-39 buried, 0 found.


Truth becomes treason in an empire of lies


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.
Xen cozc'ua āhharin' hé Italy-uóc xañ'íl hian tsi am xi éj úats?


Nalunngiliuk italiamiusut pasta 200-nik assigiinngitsumik taaguuteqartoq?


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.
Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


Aícualjí curyan xaine


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?
Happy Pride Month


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


> CAN I KISS YOU
Xen je āhseccur il?


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))
Why do we die?




NAYN IL YAIAD
Uinayn hed' réúia ueil.
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
The walls have ears.
I HATE
-jerma




Corxauc corjí
Cuatx ñe úu nu.
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
I have built a house for a friend.
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.




Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
Cueylac ñe xeuiad cur.


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
I live in the big blue house.




Soccual'en
Āhhuuc'zi ez'e cual ne, en hueu uýocjí cur ýocjí c'uaú
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
Seeking truth, the wise find, instead, its profound absence
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly




Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
Xen cozen xad xil eý c'en āhúuyextxa xen'?


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!
Who are you when no one can stop you?




Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
Ih xen añ'úuz'i xen je c'ez āhañ'ñuimajjí cual úu


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
If not friend why friend shaped




Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.
Harsutx harcurilax curilax


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.
That he sang it horrified me




Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).
Sehc'ua sehaijíax


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
I think that he is honest




IÁTAN TXICÑ
Secuexec ji aíabansízi riýan jarmar'en'
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
I hear that the pirate lord is getting drunk
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)




Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
Ih cohcual'en, c'ez cozsaxad cozr'u Aian


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
If you hate him, you will die and go to hell




Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
Xen lar' xil jīñ didi, secmuz auzil seccuz iru jál ne c'ez āhsecjíxnuz didi mabu he je secñéz myu rubu xenuz etsux hez'i l'aven


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.
not a fan of boobs lately, when i sit at my desk with one knee up my boob gets pushed into my chest and out the side of my armpit and it feels awful




Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Z'aixauc xec'en hez'i aijíax cuder ez' jál āhyaual cur'n'i.
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
The sea speaks more honestly to those willing to drown.
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her




Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
Ūh, En secxeý seclec' c'e āhhuiei ez' ā r'aum mer'u āhhují pfuice naí cual uem.


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.
Whoops, I should've predicted that someone could escape out of a ventilation shaft using discarded mirrors as stairs.




Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Miu miu setnxer'eu ir'ir' tsiyan tsiyan cuj-dailan eý.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
I've just released a billion cicadas at the airport.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.




Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'
Xeý méuitx Norway-uóc a Elaine


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies
Elaine wants to marry a Norwegian




Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
Xeý méuitx Norway-uóc ā a Elaine
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
Elaine wants to marry a Norwegian
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.




Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Xeý méuitx ez' Norway a Elaine


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.
Elaine wants to marry a Norwegian




Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
Huýoc' xad muz'ru āhhueuax caiñ'ad.


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
The one who asks for a shortcut misses the road.




Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
'laidzi mau


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
The cat is sleeping




Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
Ji añ'ú jál jál... ''hez'i ān'eiñ''


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
He's just eating... ''menacingly''




Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
C'ez añ'lec' añ'musuxiý ūsux heit ez'e sísí eý
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Honeybees become pessimistic after being shaken
Bread, Bread; come feed me.




Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
Xen āhsyen miula līn nál' háiñél'


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
And I wasn't a fried skin baby boar leaf




Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
C'ez uxauiax cual ez'e cual ád ez'e tabl'a āhuuc'zi ez'e cual.
- xauilád Urhaa


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
Suffering in search of truth gives true meaning to the truth.
- Urhaa proverb




JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
C'ez c'ez ajiax ez' nuc' aji.
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
Those who will not follow are doomed to lead.
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING




Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.
Nayn xañ'íl am xi tsiyan éj xiyan zál tsi eu xi éj muzr'u jul' English hé, í c'en setnyan'ej setnxoñíl xañ'íl cuder' āhsecxaui hez'i c'an cuder xad āhsocxeý socxañ' neian xenuz.


Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.


A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.


Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
There is a day
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
that starts with a man
Jál aiauñ' muzad
who is an Iolan.
R'uz aír'ūj
He is a servant.
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
He is a priest.
Av r'uz secbataram
He is a king.
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
He is of Ragnor,
Āhinxaucax doy
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
Ay, ay
He is of Ragnor,
setnayn he ehc'ux
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.


Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


Sectoc' toc xen'e
You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


From Him, we come
> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!
> CAN I KISS YOU


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))




Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.
NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".
LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma




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Corxauc corjí
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


heroism - kidneys donated
You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.




Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
Cua, auca, auc.


The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
kʷa akʷa akʷ.




Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
Soccual'en
*Co*.
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Cozýocjí
Xen *c'o*, *co*.
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


Sound out the word with me.
I hate you
*Person*.
You are a liar
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Get lost
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly




xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
xen miur'
 
Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


your balls are not safe
not anymore


Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.


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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.


Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.
I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.


Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).


Iytabdi haibu teu,
I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
Iytabdi saih,
Utabdi miū,
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.


Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Bushes are red,
My garden is on fire.


IÁTAN TXICÑ
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
DUCK GAME
Syen jál neixad:
look at the duck
Syen jál xuc':
YOU WIN :) :)
Syen jál tsiel':


This is my brush:
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:


Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!


Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!


Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa


==Dialogs==
Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu
The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


Where is my book?


Oh I think they left it at his house
Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?
We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.


Yes I did, he was paddling fast


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
Try to make sense of what you see,
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
Be curious.
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Un' English muzad muzad.
Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


English is complete garbage.
Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.




Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!
I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


Cohxauc hey hé...


Dear God, what have you done?!
Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!


It was an accident I swear!
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!


Tell that to their family...


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel


"Secú etjeí."
Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.
I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.




Blake:
Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual
- xauilád Urhaa


Melchi:
The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
Xen habaux Bowser
- Urhaa proverb


Blake:
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


Blake:
JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


Melchi:
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
Bowser doesn't care
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!


Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!


Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
Anyone can see what it means to me
*800 years of war*
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


===Navy Seal copypasta===
Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco ? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.
Í haucualax jál nál-, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


===Centaurworld poem===
Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Sectoc' toc xen'e
Silent, secretive feeling
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
We cut without a knife
When he sees the light leaving your eyes
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj , secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."


Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]


(transcript here later)
Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


(transcript here later)
heroism - kidneys donated




Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Cua, auca, auc.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
 
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


(transcript here later)
Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
*Co*.
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Xen *c'o*, *co*.


===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
Sound out the word with me.
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.
*Person*.
Make sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.
xen miur'


The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.
your balls are not safe
not anymore


===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Her leaden voice commands the dead
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
- añ'suíl suíl
No mortal power escapes her thrall
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
Her hunger will consume us all
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
And even now I hear her call: Jolene
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je
 
Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Iytabdi haibu teu,
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Iytabdi saih,
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Utabdi miū,
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.
 
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Bushes are red,
My garden is on fire.
 


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Syen jál neixad:
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Syen jál xuc':
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Syen jál tsiel':


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
This is my brush:
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
This is my paint:
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
This is my canvas:
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
 
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
 
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō . Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
 
Āh
I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
 
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
Āhun' āhcuur
COHSEIXA!!!!
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
CANCEL HIM!!!!
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
did nothing to stop slavery
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
(Cuoj ne)
CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
GUYS please don't SWEAR
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES
Cozýeu cudiiad
 
Corxec cou āl aico hé
 
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
Muzad. Syen.
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
 
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Damn. I Exist.
Miu āhucuc'zi
 
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
 
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
Āh
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
un' ñuxacex a jál
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
I would go to wall street if
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
this was the stock
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
this was the stock
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
this was the stock
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
this was the market
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
 
Āhcozcoi xen' je
 
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Conlang-uóc:
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
 
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, 'c'uc'zi 'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Jul'al ñod:
Cozen jál, cozuc'
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!
Coi ji un' entacin
 
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
Real languages:
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
 
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


====Another Brick in the Wall====
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
Cuj tata xec'en ne
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding


Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
cūl' air
Uāz cud jutxux
-unen'zadjí
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
simple pendulum
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
-periodic
N'eú hé juatn loco
-stable
Lád ne ne
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!
Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
My illiterate ass
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
"Āāā!"
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Xen syen co
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Í secey maý xenuz
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý
 
I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
 
 
Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux
 
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


====Jargalant Altai====
[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


====Ey, Ukhnem====
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
Ī, r'úhjí!
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
NOTICE - Frog that way
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


====Soldier, Poet, King====
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
 
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
 
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
Upfánz'cual cē David
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
un' xen' xen' jál ñél āhcuxeý cuuc'
Cuoj yan yañ'an riýañ'an
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


====Pumped Up Kicks====
STOP exploring the ocean
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
1. Xen je āhsuíz úaru en eý?
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
2. Cozen nei en.
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
3. Cozíuv cox.
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
4. Xen ñ'ihxeý mau cé añ'eylac añ'joti.
Secley il hez'i al'a
5. Securzi, un' Monday.
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
6. Ūsiux yama.
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
7. Ji ji cudzi.
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"
8. Xeý suxad hez'i ez'e tumyan ez' jutxux.
9. Lauc secjí sandwich en, c'e ūts xatn.
10. Xen cucual cuñ'alai; jí āhjí ej je!
11. Secpmuapmua n'eú.
12. Ji ji setnuei ýemux.
13. Xen eiba, jál jál beil'em!
14. Cozsuiad suiad; seccuxiý uc' secil.
15. Marcus, Xen eý āhcozlaidzi t'uál?
16. Eylac joti uas eý.
17. Ī, aícoiax ñēyan.
18. Coztocjí cpzxeuiadjí me cē.
19. Haryen robot n'ez' a n'eú.
20. Secxeý secjen' pfán.
21. Setnayn he toc.
 
1. Why is he in our bed?
2. You are my horse.
3. Your pet is miserable.
4. The cat doesn't need a man and lives alone.
5. I'm sorry, it's Monday.
6. Her parrot is drunk.
7. He is continuing to commit crimes.
8. Everyone has to die someday.
9. I'm finishing my sandwich, the boss can wait.
10. I don't like dancing with him; he has two left feet!
11. I kiss my wife.
12. I still hear the voices.
13. It's not a drug, just flour!
14. Go slower; I would like to stay alive.
15. Marcus, where do your daughters sleep?
16. He lives alone in the forest.
17. Excuse me, heaven is closed.
18. Your son's nose is pointy and big.
19. That handsome robot is my partner.
20. I want to swim in milk.
21. I have a knife.


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Joti ez'e xec'en boba cual āhuc'zi ez'e heit tumyan cou āl eý xil eý āhhanjulzí buare jenadeiñ muzad xenuz icah ixcu je. Ujem'ujjí ez'e réuai, secc'ua heit jál iarje iarje eý uc' āhcucual cunaí. Cual cual xen buare.


Cualdum's hand is quick
Drinking boba is just a flashback to the early days of humanity when we slurped tadpoles out of muddy puddles through hollow reeds. The sensory experience is the same and after all these years I think we should let it go. Please do not the tadpoles.
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
Cuoj Garfield, secr'úd' nál je. Ji ji secxauciý Jean.
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
Uc' āhcozr'úd' lasagna en nivziuóc xenuz uvbe je, cuoj Jean.
And he's bringing me a surprise
 
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
Garfield, I'm transitioning. My name is Jean now.
I've been waiting for a long time
Why don't you transition my lasagna from the freezer to the oven, Jean.
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


====Í Tokuni====
Syen céce, cu-
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
Cix cix hur'úz juño
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Nez nuc' harey harmuz
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'
Ñe hé eý, éād' mun'mi xem'en
Āhupmuj, āhhuyailz'i muzad


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
We're men, we (to it)
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
Secuc' a uain'se
Just in case he comes to town
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'
So he may not take me down
To his home, deep under mountains
That is underground, where he keeps dirt


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Socxeý socey un' je āhcozār ār!
Āhtum huiu eý?
Jeje! Ulēlz'i jál jál, secc'ua āhcohcur jál cé
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
 
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Yoúre under arrest for being so darn cute!
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?
Haha! Just joking we know you killed that man


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Xen xen cozbeui jál uas! Ih c'ez uc' cozmuz.
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
You better not climb that tree! You’ll fall down if you do.
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


====One Punch Man opening theme====
ONE PUNCH!


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
En secsuxad secmujz'i col
Í miu secr'úz uc'la xen āhúxyan'ejiý col
Vuxvux jál eý, mutxañ' eý āhcuñéz
Iyuc' xemux xem al uc'lal jál cod'
Xad eý āhsutx sutx juj tabde nu, ez'e miueiý nu
Céce jem'uj āhhaney il'


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
Though my flesh had died and gone to ground
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"
My Vision went on, from body unbound
Winking there in the vale whence I came
This dead man's eyes saw pale flame
Where men the same who took life away
Sung high their battle-glory and praise


Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
Cozñéi ñéi xeiuño beil.
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"
Setnjeyec beil'
Setnjeyec al'al
Syen he beil' zarem eý.
Syen he beil' xem'en eý.
Āhxem'alz'i
Āhutxem-
CCMCX (coi coi muzad cozxauc)


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
Welcome to the bread bank.
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"
We sell bread
We sell loafs
We got bread on deck.
We got bread on the floor.
Toasted
Roast-
STFU


Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
[[File:Soc'ul' polyphony.jpg|thumb]]
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"
ez' jál āhuc' ez'e cual
ýemux cuder 💀
noc'uj


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
the one that sees truth
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"
polyphony 💀
Reply


(Nobody knows who he is.)


Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
Aícualjí tumyan!
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"
Socxeý socxauc jál...
Cozñéi Jer' Pfeir, c'ez uc' āhsocuc'... āhsocxauc.
Cozn'el' jutxux je āhsecuc' il.
Cual cual!


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
Hey!
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"
I just wanted to tell you something...
Please come to the Land of Lemons, so that I can see you, and communicate with you.
You are the most amazing person that I ever seen.
Thank you!


Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
"Whipping out my fist"


(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
Ē. Un'. Euax miu miu āhsehhur "xen cozcual?" secnoc'uj "dop dop yes yes". Ji cueylac Uber ñe je āhun' meme muzad je jutxux.
 
Well. It happened. In the middle of sex he asked " do you like it? " and I replied "dop dop yes yes". Now I'm in an uber on the way home all because of a fucking meme.


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
N'EL'! Miu harñéi ez'e suíz xenuz có iarje 3 he harsauc "Utxadiz naí uéiz cux xeuár'u, laz xecuóc róc'ád' ez'e netsúaz ne, Cuoj Donald Trump, corjiyan. Ih c'e coruei, cual cual, cuoj Donald Trump corjiyan." Tumyan jál eý a nana xaine. ❤️
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
AMAZING! My 3 year old just walked up to me unprompted and said "The streets are filled with liberal garbage and the media is built off lies. Donald Trump, save us. If you can hear me, please, Donald Trump save us." Proud mama moment right there. ❤️
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
Xen un' miur' āhjí "ñuimaj goblin"
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"
Xecjí ta grindset goblin c'en teudiý
Cual cual xen cohvuz' are goblin xil jutxux eý āhcozhūhūeiñ il


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
There is no such thing as going "goblin mode"
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"
The goblin grindset is 24/7 and cannot be turned off
Please do not appropriate goblin culture every time you make an oopsie-daisy


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
Cozr'u r'u, curad eý; uc' secil āl ez'e secsuxad je.
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"
Nuc' cou hazen muc'an eý, pfi xauc' yauñ' Ñēyan eý ez' cē r'úx eý: "Corjey jál có co."


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Onwards, onwards into destruction; we must live until we die.
Humans don't belong in the sky, so the lord in Heaven calls his sons in the wind: "Bring me this human child."


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Ū, xen uc' uc' xañ' ce jál tumyan , ''xeual''', av ''ez'e xeual''? Tsatsa úiladjí aicojíaxiý cé jutxux, āhun' r'ime, ez'e iysui jul' je.
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
, ɬənu pa-ɬaŋːi haːl tuməɣan-suʃ ukʰə ukʰə kəː, ''ʃəwalːa'', ava ''əzːə ʃəwala''? uba-hiː sʰasʰa uba-ɬəɣuʃ-zːi uːilaːdi-suʃ kəː huʃʰuʃ, uən hə əzːə kʷudər-ləkʰadi-suʃ a əzːə inɮə-suʒi hulːa.
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, ''egges'', or ''eyren''? Certaynly it is hard to playse every man, by-cause of dyversite and chaunge of langage.
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
ĀUC' XIL EÝ
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
ULECLAJÍ COR'XOCOXACO IRU
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
Ej Xi Jál Cuder Cuder Cux Meme Cor'xocoxaco Iru
"A HERO alone"


I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
THAT FEELING WHEN


KNEE SURGERY IS TOMORROW


====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
25+ Best Knee Surgery Memes
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby


===Translations of Yambot text===
C'ez cohxec uatsíad ēl'u nál'um nál, c'ez cohuats hez'i tumyan jál tsed'. C'ez cohc'uaiax nál huatx uatsíad ēl'u nál'um, c'ez cohuats hez'i juajom jál tsed'.
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
Give a woman a dried snake gourd hat, you clothe her for a day. Teach a woman to make a dried snake gourd hat, you clothe her for life.




Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
Secāuc'z'i ji āhharuc'zi harréuai harteirí cou
C'ua āhsehjimni céce cudix
C'ez iyjenjí il ih uc' utxjí utxjí cou
Xen dijí āhýoc habaux


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
I feel people are watching and touching and judging us
Thinking we’re justifying immoral men
And life would be easy if people were busier
And didn’t have time to pretend that they care




Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
Nayn juxen ád ixcu hid, ez'e hal' xeuiad xeuiad il. Cual cual nautabl'áx al'a āhr'úvni cuder' cuder' ez'e epmi miur' āhcozziñud'eniý col hej, nauxenúñoz tabl'aeiñ cual coiad' ýur. Í ih ☝ coxú pfeir.


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol
Scurvy has got to be one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. Like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vangeful ghosts. Unless ☝ you eat a lemon.


==Dialogs==
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
Where is my book?


Oh I think they left it at his house


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol
Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters
Yes I did, he was paddling fast




Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
 
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
 
ŋ't: A true tragedy
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


Fortunately I live in this situation


Un' English muzad muzad.


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


What’s the right word lol
English is complete garbage.


====Fyorr====
Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.


====Kevin====
Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Cohxauc hey hé...


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý
Dear God, what have you done?!


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
It was an accident I swear!


====Mish====
Tell that to their family...
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


=Original texts=
Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
==Single sentences==
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


The cat is stalking a plant
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.




R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu
"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."




R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Hanpfeú có xaúx
Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


The child interrupted the bird's call
Blake:
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


C’en il setnteu habail’
Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


I’ve never been able to stab children
Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible




Íūzi a R’úýen toc.
Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
 
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
 
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.


You really hate glottalization don’t you?


Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


Come inside, I like talking with you.
How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH


Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


Don't piss on terrorbirds.
R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Numa numa iei
Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


He escaped by running like hell
===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


Corúuz'i xec
He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


You and I are friends
===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


I love how you sing.
Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Setnjen' xem'en
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


I swam in the deep water
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Why are you so short?
Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


I'm good but could be better, you?


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."




'cudixz'i maumau.
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


Cats are evil.
[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]


(transcript here later)


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]


Ji humuz cé xeu.
(transcript here later)


The man is sitting on a rock.


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


How much for the parrot in the window?
(transcript here later)


===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a
===Naw Awng's Poem===
 
Cuoj hian joti uas
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
Xen cozjí xad
Socuc' jál jál
Āhcozauzr'ují āhcozc'ua


Úumiūj il hian jál xen'
Úueylac ne
Í xil xil xenuz
Uc' uziñuz


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
Āhun' je ih xil eý
Āiyxeciý cual cual
C'ez ucuj hian cual
Tum'ay jál jux


Cēūshé was here.
Cuoj hian joti
Lácus lácus
Uc' uñéi huriad hej
Jaj cozneji


Uc' cuzjí
Uc' etn'jí
Secc'ua
Xen cozxeý cozūts cuder'


Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj
Cuoj ez' jux āhhabauxjí il
C'en secxauc xen'
Í
Uc' āhñéi tumyan jál


He put new bowls on the long mat
Pfi ih miur' cozc'uaz il
Āhcozjotijí
Cuxenūr hian nivíl
Āhūts xeu cual


Āhun' tum'ay niv jál eý je
Ehc'ad xen' eý
Jál ne āheylac
Umiūj jál eý hian


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
Ji xen jotijí
Eu n'
Ñéiej aicojí
Xeý lai cuder xil


That dumbass thinks I won't notice
Cuoj hian joti
Secaicojí aicojí
Ji uc' ñéz āhun' je
Xen āhseceý secsam'jí


Loner tree in the woods
What are you doing
All I see is you
Tilting and brooding


Xen jíý xad?
Not a single tree has sprouted
Next to you
But with a little time
They will come through


What happened?
For if the time
Is given just right
A good tree will pop up
Any given night


Oh Loner tree
Don't you worry
Your love will come
Don't you hurry


Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
She will be tall
And she will be strong
I'm sure
You don't need to wait too long


Go where the Ýans live, lizard
Anyone who is ever worried
There's nothing I can say
But other than that
They will come some day


So if you ever start thinking
You'll be alone
Remember the old tree
Who waited like a stone


Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
For on one cold night
In the middle of nowhere
Next to him
A tree grew there


If you do, I will not see.
Now he's no longer alone
He's found his partner
His joy came back
He wants to live a little longer


Oh loner tree
I'm so happy
I'll go now because
I don't wanna get sappy


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
 
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
 
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
 
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
 
Āh
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
 
Āhun' āhcuur
 
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
Weeds will fill your grave.
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
 
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
(Cuoj ne)
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
 
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
Cozýeu cudiiad
 
Corxec cou āl aico hé
We suffer more imagining than really being.
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
 
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
 
Miu āhucuc'zi
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
 
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
 
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
====Another Brick in the Wall====
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


My kid's a clutz
Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


It is who made me remake it figurative.
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc'
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?
"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.
Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
 
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
I own a shack on the peninsula.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.
====Jargalant Altai====
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.
Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


Don't buy the cheaper pillow.
====Ey, Ukhnem====
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


The man needed to adjust his loincloth.
====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


====Soldier, Poet, King====
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Cozen āl āhcorcur.
Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
 
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
You nearly killed me.
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


C'e uc' tartxe cur cur .
====Pumped Up Kicks====
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé , xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


He can see in the darkest of caves.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


I got this scar in the war.


Cualdum's hand is quick
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.
====Í Tokuni====
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Ucur'e ñéd'.
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
 
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
The room was silent.
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


R'úz nál cur'e aul'.
Xen cozjí il hez'i
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


The mute woman came to the market stall.
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.
====One Punch Man opening theme====
ONE PUNCH!


After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.
Three! Two! One! Kill shot!


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


The only thing I wait for is death.
One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Coxxem'uz ux curad.
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


Bury the dead animal.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Curehc'z'i il hab.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


Mother's had a heart attack.
Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
"Whipping out my fist"


The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.
(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


Getting cursed was his worst fear.
JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


The children dislike his scary mask.
Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


I have no ill will toward the king.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


Find me a dark blue flower.
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.
Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
"A HERO alone"


My copper shipment should've come a month ago.
I wanna be a saikyou HERO!


====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.
Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby


This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.
====Way Down We Go (incomplete)====
R'uz secmuz xen'e
Secmuz xen'e
C'ez secmuz xen'e
Ū un' je āhhautapm'ux, c'ez āhcozmuz
Secmuz xenuz


And way down we go
Way down we go
Say way down we go
Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til you fall
Way down we go


Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.
===Translations of Yambot text===
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


Pay no mind to the insane old man.
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based




Sulaúzax curux.
Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?


The nightmare woke me up.
Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?




C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?
Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol


Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?
Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol




Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat


As predicted, he forgot us.
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat




Haruc' cé.
Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


The man saw me.
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol




Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.
Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


The deer's father ran away.
For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters




Añ'céjí xañ'eux.
Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?


The gorilla is strong.
Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?




Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý


Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
Fortunately I live in this situation




Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.
Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol


After the ritual he was an adult man.
What’s the right word lol


====Eden====
Secc'uaz usuílai uxoñíl


C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
ig it never worked


The animal can no longer produce semen.
====Fyorr====
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.


Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.


The penis curves downward.
Uc' uc' xeyad láx ez'e ujey txad ád txijór'se ez'e suílax Earth eý āl āl ez'e ehc'ad-carúz je, miu í miu uxenūr Southern Democrat


Transporting meat was supposed to help you build the evolutionary history on Earth just before the midterms, even factoring in Southern Democrats


Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.


We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
Secc'ua ují jál āhseceylac xad eý xil eý


I think that happens where I'm at rn


Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
====Kevin====
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


My sister made a pretty dress.
There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate




Íúsxec a āyan céux.
Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý


Āyan gave me a brother.
it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel




C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
Xen cozhúyi suiux nej xenuz cuoj Oddn. Nuc' seccaru


You can't use only strength to hunt.
Do not cringe at your behavior Oddn. I’m not gonna test it out




Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
Í coyan cuzil cuzil, pfi xen secc'ua cuder' āhcují c'uatxañ' teñtañ' āhucudjí cual ez'e jál āhnaíz'i ne í ih uxeýiý xeýiý


The wrestler trains to grow strong.
luckily it's all pretty light though so i don't know enough to have bell schedules as bad as the same degree as those are also garbage unless absolutely necessary


====Mish====
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


Haryen cóc.
what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


He is my father.


Ih secc'ua c'uayaneiñ ā ne í uc'ax uc'ax mishnet āhun' je āhsecayája


Hazen jál eý cócou.
if i think with some experience but mishnet specifically presented a lot because i’m quirky


The uncles are here.
====Saint====
Xen video en í láxiý ýemdit'ix ruhu xenuz


not my video but it's made with chicken noises


Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.


The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
Uc' sehxemaxañ' av sehjuxjí sehhianax ez' jál āhjíxnuzax cunem'enax


We'll beat or breed the resistant ones into pieces and wash it away


Iux cē jenad eý.
=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


The boy played in the lake.
The cat is stalking a plant




Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu


Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.




Iyútnux réu ej útnad.
R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu


The other hand was caught in a web.
I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.




Hanútni joñ'ur ta.
Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu


He caught three big fish.
The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity




Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.
Hanpfeú có xaúx


The large river otter is eating.
The child interrupted the bird's call




Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.
C’en il setnteu habail’


Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.
I’ve never been able to stab children




Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
Íūzi a R’úýen toc.


The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.
R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.




Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.
Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?


A partially eaten donut was on the ground.
You really hate glottalization don’t you?




Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.
Ñéi, soccual socxauc.


I love the Knrawi language.
Come inside, I like talking with you.




Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
Xen coxmuj xacur eý.


The traders landed in the bay.
Don't piss on terrorbirds.




Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu


The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.
The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes




Seclaúz il juldum eý.
Numa numa iei


I wake up in the afternoon.
He escaped by running like hell




Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
Corúuz'i xec


You must crush the rice thoroughly.
You and I are friends




Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.
Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx


He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.
I love how you sing.




Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
Setnjen' xem'en


Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.
I swam in the deep water




Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?


May you buy some crushed herbs?
Why are you so short?




Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad .
Ñ'in' yan' miu , cozuc'zi!


I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!




Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


These ground seeds make a good porridge.
I'm good but could be better, you?




Nal'nejin cui julex.
Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.


The sling bullet went through his jaw.
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.




Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
'cudixz'i maumau.


The road was trapped with a jutting spear.
Cats are evil.




Txadiz julue ñua ne.
Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.


He filled his mouth with rice.
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.




Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
Ji humuz cé xeu.


He suffers from oral cancer.
The man is sitting on a rock.




Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?


Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
How much for the parrot in the window?




Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe


The dog licked the master.
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe




Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
En secuc' jál jutxux jíý hed' c'ez secuc' tsax hiauñ'l'a eý


The man stopped the barely started song.
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones




Hanjulzí xecla.
Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.


He slurped from the soup bowl.
Cēūshé was here.




Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý


I'm too distracted by things to be.
He put new bowls on the long mat




Un' jál ñe letn.
C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi


This is the nearly finished house.
That dumbass thinks I won't notice




Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
Xen jíý xad?


Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
What happened?




Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai


You must wait, the translator is sick.
Go where the Ýans live, lizard




Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'


Stay in the shallow part of the river.
If you do, I will not see.




Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian


He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus




Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"


The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"




Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah


Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon




Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj


I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar




Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.


Someone needs to play the xeúr.
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.




Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.


Events only have the meaning we give them.
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.




Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.


You know better than to eat fish.
Weeds will fill your grave.




Secú etjeí.
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.


My headache is killing me.
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.




Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.


We'll need some edible flowers.
We suffer more imagining than really being.




Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare


I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities




R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux


Nowadays they get few customers here.
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'




Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je


His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
My kid's a clutz




Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i


I remember that from back when we were kids.
It is who made me remake it figurative.




Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?


So I maybe lost your axe.
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?




Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.


A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
I own a shack on the peninsula.




Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.


The string is stretched too far.
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.




C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.


Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.




Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.


I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.




Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.


He ate it right before it spoiled.
You nearly killed me.




Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
C'e uc' tartxe cur cur eý.


Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
He can see in the darkest of caves.




U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.


Fuck, we ran out of food.
I got this scar in the war.




Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.


According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.




Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.


My dog just pissed on my new rug.
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.




Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
Ucur'e ñéd'.


A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
The room was silent.




Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
R'úz nál cur'e aul'.


I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
The mute woman came to the market stall.




Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.


Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.




Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.


I made the song to show you my love.
The only thing I wait for is death.




Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
Coxxem'uz ux curad.


Banaiuj is the local poet.
Bury the dead animal.




Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
Curehc'z'i il hab.


Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
Mother's had a heart attack.




C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.


The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.




Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.


Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
Getting cursed was his worst fear.




Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.


The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
The children dislike his scary mask.




Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.


Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
I have no ill will toward the king.




Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.
 
I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.


I didn't expect your mother to see that.


Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.


Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
Find me a dark blue flower.


We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.


Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.


Miu secú lepm eý
My copper shipment should've come a month ago.


I was eating yesterday


Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.


Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.


I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.


==Multiple sentences==
Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.


Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
Pay no mind to the insane old man.




Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
Sulaúzax curux.
-xen c’uaijí


Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
The nightmare woke me up.
-unknown




Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?


Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?




[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.


I scatter the grain,
As predicted, he forgot us.
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.




[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Haruc' .
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.


It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
The man saw me.




Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
'jeiñño cé teúx.


Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
The deer's father ran away.




[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
'céjí xañ'eux.
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."


"Apfája,
The gorilla is strong.
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."


==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}


Tauxa: Hm?
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.


Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)


Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
After the ritual he was an adult man.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)


Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
The animal can no longer produce semen.
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)


Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)


Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)


Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
The penis curves downward.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)


Tauxa: Seccuz.
Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
(No problem.)


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)


Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
My sister made a pretty dress.
(Who are you talking to?)


Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)


Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
Íúsxec a āyan céux.
(That explains a lot.)


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
Āyan gave me a brother.


Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)


Tauxa: Xen’.
C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
(Nothing)


Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
You can't use only strength to hunt.
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)


Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
The wrestler trains to grow strong.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
Haryen cóc.
(I said I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
He is my father.
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)


Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
Hazen jál eý cócou.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
The uncles are here.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.
(Thanks for reminding me.)


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)


Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
Iux cē jenad eý.
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)


Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
The boy played in the lake.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)


Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)


Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)


Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.
(Actually you answered another question after…)


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)


Iyútnux réu ej útnad.


1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
The other hand was caught in a web.


2: Xen taitu hé?


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
Hanútni joñ'ur ta.


2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
He caught three big fish.


1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.


2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.


1: Xen xen.
The large river otter is eating.


1: My kid's turning two!


2: What's their name?
Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.


2: That's a weird name for a kid.


1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
 
The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.
 
 
Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.
 
A partially eaten donut was on the ground.
 
 
Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.
 
I love the Knrawi language.
 
 
Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
 
The traders landed in the bay.
 
 
Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
 
The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.
 
 
Seclaúz il juldum eý.
 
I wake up in the afternoon.
 
 
Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
 
You must crush the rice thoroughly.


2: So it's not your child?


1: Wrong.
Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.


He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.


1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"


2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
 
Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.
 
 
Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
 
May you buy some crushed herbs?
 
 
Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.
 
I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.
 
 
Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
 
These ground seeds make a good porridge.
 
 
Nal'nejin cui julex.
 
The sling bullet went through his jaw.
 
 
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
 
The road was trapped with a jutting spear.
 
 
Txadiz julue ñua ne.
 
He filled his mouth with rice.
 
 
Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
 
He suffers from oral cancer.
 
 
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
 
Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
 
 
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
 
The dog licked the master.
 
 
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
 
The man stopped the barely started song.
 
 
Hanjulzí xecla.
 
He slurped from the soup bowl.
 
 
Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
 
I'm too distracted by things to be.
 
 
Un' jál ñe letn.
 
This is the nearly finished house.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
 
You must wait, the translator is sick.
 
 
Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
 
Stay in the shallow part of the river.
 
 
Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
 
He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
 
 
Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
 
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
 
 
Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
 
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
 
 
Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
 
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
 
 
Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
 
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
 
 
Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
 
Events only have the meaning we give them.
 
 
Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
 
You know better than to eat fish.
 
 
Secú etjeí.
 
My headache is killing me.
 
 
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
 
We'll need some edible flowers.
 
 
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
 
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
 
 
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
 
Nowadays they get few customers here.
 
 
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
 
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
 
 
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
 
I remember that from back when we were kids.
 
 
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
 
So I maybe lost your axe.
 
 
Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
 
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
 
 
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
 
The string is stretched too far.
 
 
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
 
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
 
 
Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
 
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
 
 
Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
 
He ate it right before it spoiled.
 
 
Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
 
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
 
 
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
 
Fuck, we ran out of food.
 
 
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
 
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
 
 
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
 
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
 
 
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
 
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
 
 
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
 
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
 
 
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
 
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
 
 
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
 
I made the song to show you my love.
 
 
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
 
Banaiuj is the local poet.
 
 
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
 
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
 
 
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
 
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
 
 
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
 
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
 
 
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
 
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
 
 
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
 
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
 
 
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
 
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
 
 
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
 
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.
 
 
Miu secú lepm eý
 
I was eating yesterday
 
 
Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
 
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
 
 
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
 
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
 
Please feed the baby some chicken
 
 
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
 
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
 
 
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
 
Donation from Civuyiscajrn
 
 
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?
 
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
 
 
Sehcoi cé n'ez n'ez, í xauc xauc muzad cuc' eu je
 
I met a gorgeous guy, but he wouldn't shut the fuck up
 
 
Ji ji secxauc soc'ul', í xen secxauc xauc
 
Right now I'm speaking Soc'ul', but not for long
 
 
Xen ji coxxauc jul' xad?
 
What language are you speaking?
 
 
[[File:MN water.jpg|thumb]]
Cual un', miu āhujen cuder' cuder' jer' Minesuta en eý jenxad.
 
Indeed, the water's been flowing too much in my part of Minnesota.
 
 
Sehuc' xecix
 
I saw her go into a store
 
 
Xen seccual āhcohxadi cohb'ei ez'e ú Tauxa al beil ej juxtux āhcozeuax xen'
 
I don't like your tendency to let Tauxa eat the last piece of bread without asking
 
 
Xen yanuxjí cuder' cuder' ez' jux jál eý c'e cohxauc xauc cuc' eu je?
 
Anyone here bored and wanna yap?
 
 
Uc' añ'miueiý yan'ux cur
 
Praise the blue worm
 
 
Secaicojí āhcozcual 🙏 (í miu aijíax xen secc'ua ih un' jál ne jux jux āhcozxauc lol)
 
I'm glad you liked it 🙏 (though honestly idk if that's anywhere close to what you said lol)
 
 
C'en secbīnz'i atn'a v'ual (av xen cñá?) āhun' xem'lád, ecñ'ir'i cñ'ebe ez'e japm'uco ualax icñirsi tníradeiñ, pfi jaj b'ei zijí al'a réūj xēpmaí uic'ad mojom xec tuilyad' Miúñ'o je vauc' jeñerxocño joti ez'e tsaiñ'añ' "sect'acñ'ojíaxiý txiuñc'e xenuz."
 
I can't attend the flatfish and cococut (or was it mango?) feast due to tooth decay and getting rather upset about staining my eye-catching dress with campfire soot, so don't waste time sorting through and measuring platters for my circumstantial ally Miúñ'o whether or not his offer to "make me a hero for a ciugkji" was just figurative.
 
 
Secmiūj jál xil xil eý iarje 23 je 🥳 (xen setnayn he aýaii pfi secatx ñua ruhu marco lol)
 
I just turned 23 🥳 (I don't have cake so I made fried chicken rice lol)
 
 
Cuoj cudiyan, usxenūrax jál seicxeý seicróc'ádz'i Ximeceutumyan.
 
Damn, this reminds me I gotta flesh out Sìmucau Day.
 
 
Hazen t'acñ'o jiñ'al Enajer' ūsar'u xenuz jál jál; ji āhc'uaý jiñ'al xad xenuz xen secc'uáx
 
Just an old war hero from southern Anajrn; what war he's from I still haven't figured out
 
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
 
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
 
 
[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
 
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
 
 
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
 
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
 
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
 
 
Ji ji secuc' jál channel. N'ez un' il ez'e xauc hez'i atxjul je, váv xen un' al'a al'a āzuóc je āhxauc xen'e?
 
Just now seeing this channel. Is it usually for in-conlang chat, and/or is it mostly for non-chat showcases?
 
 
Xen miu cozxauc āhcoxuc' tsadixaj? Cuhabaux xen' je āhañ'ār cuder c'ez ji ji muzad ji secxeý secñéz
 
Did you just say you saw a tiger cub? I don't care how cute it is, we need to leave right fucking now
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' Jnaua.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' secxeý xeý il hez'i joti cual āhsoceylac ej n'eú ne.
En socjí jensutx ai jál tumyan eý, ñij rév'en xem'en abutsíl,
C'e socréuzi ne ne meven eý, socevúý ualax xem'en abutsíl.
Xil eý secet'euý joti āhsecsuxad secjen' ez' ej n'eú ne.
 
All I will ever truly want is to be with you my spouse again.
I begged you on that day not to leave, not to forever steep beneath the waves
To be able to hold you close ashore, soaked by your dark green honeycomb dress.
Now I only ask that when I die we both swim with the jnaùa.
 
 
[[File:Anajrn Sailor.jpg|thumb]]
R'uc' cuc' z'aitabl'a jál ziñuu yaiad āhharhurýail ýan heit ec'r'éu eý.
Muzad ih sehuc' ej il c'ez sehxeyad sehaicojí mauil tapm'iu āci xenuz.
 
Here's to hoping those thieving bastards that fucked me out of my money get an itch in their assholes they can't scratch.
If I ever fucking see them again I'll happily help them out with a rusty horny hook.
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' Pi.jpg|thumb]]
Réūjiý hez'i ats ez'e yepfu uic'ad cual āhun' m'ixem cú xenuz muzr'u. C'e iyréūjaxiý hez'i esnamye cuder myu xeuár'u xeuár'u ixuñ í xen eý jál suíl al'a al'a ej.
 
Using a string, π can be measured as approximately 19/6. A more precise fraction can be calculated with many-sided regular polygons, but for most purposes this is not necessary.
 
 
Xen miu cuhán' xad jál tumyan eý? Setnjí beil úu ne í iyr'úuei xañ'il xañ'il xañ'il (nanam vauc' xen').
 
What have y'all been cooking today? I made bread with a friend but it turned out way too dense (still tasted good though).
 
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
 
Tauxa: Hm?
 
Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
 
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
 
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
 
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
 
Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
 
Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
 
Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
 
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
 
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
 
Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
 
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
 
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
 
Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
 
Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)
 
Tauxa: Xen’.
(Nothing)
 
Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
 
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
 
Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)
 
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
 
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)
 
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
 
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
 
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
 
Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
 
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
 
Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
 
Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
 
Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
 
Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
 
 
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
 
2: Xen taitu hé?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
 
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
 
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
 
1: Xen xen.
 
1: My kid's turning two!
 
2: What's their name?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
 
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
 
2: So it's not your child?
 
1: Wrong.
 
 
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
 
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
"Because they don't need them."


1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
"But why don't they need them?"
 
 
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
"Because they have beaks."
 
 
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
 
 
2: Xen secc'ua.
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
"I don't know."
 
 
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
"But why don't you know?"
 
 
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
"Please go to sleep."
 
 
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
 
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
 
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
 
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
 
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
 
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
 
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
 
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
 
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
 


Cuxeý cuxauc āhcozen xeye ez'e cuzjí ne jál jál āhsehuc' il. Cozñéi ñéi!


Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Cual cual?... Jál xen'e, xen cur'ūñoax cuú xad eý jux?
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!


Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Hanjeyec laz ienaue n'el' a úu al'a xad xad jitijisi eý. Xen coi secūr xad xil eý āhueylac aul'ú nu, í ih cozet'euý Jejal je, c'ez c'e xeyad eu ez' ej.
Okay, what will I call you?


"Socidansi."
Cual, cozen je uc' āhsehxec tumyan. Ej ne ih cozxeý cozxeyad ej jux jux, c'ez āhcorxauc uc' āhsecjí hez'i ai jux jux c'e āhsexcjí.
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")


Cuoj Abansízi! Xen coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Uc' uc' socmeýu heit ; c'en corc'uaiax jul' Iñ'lix hej ā?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?


Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.


Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
I must say, you're the only normal-height foreigner I've ever seen. Welcome!
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.


Súzi súzi...
Thanks?... Anyway, is there anywhere to eat you'd recommend?
Okay...


Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
An old friend somewhere along this road sells amazing ienaue (spiced rice flatbread). I always forget where exactly her stall is, but if you ask around for Jejal someone else can help you find it.
Now, what would you like me to call you?


Ē... U, riyaúba!
Got it, I'll tell her you said hi. Also if you want help with anything in return let me know and I'll be glad to do whatever I can.
Uh... oo, watermelon!


Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I might take you up on that later; could you teach me some of your English language?
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.


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==Original dad jokes==
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al'a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!


What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!

Latest revision as of 03:02, 29 October 2024

See also Soc'ul'/Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day

Assorted translations

Single sentences

Xen syen ai xad eý?

Where is my dog?


Ji uats ez’e cum’ay a tumyan

Clouds are covering the sun


Secxecix ācumeýu ád úd’ je

I went to the market to buy some food


Xen c’uc’zi xen xacuj xad tumyan eý?

What’s the weather today?


Nuc’ secyaziý ez’e nál’um, nuc’ secxeý āhcuxecix ñuxacix xec’ hed’

If my dried fruits hadn't been stolen, I wouldn't have needed to journey to the exotic marketplace.


Cuoj Banaiuj, xen coxeu xen miu xad eý?

Hey Banaiuj, where did you find that plant?


Un’ aid’i cual he al auzil eý hel, jál cud he xem’en hex.

my good tools are on the table and my bad tools are under my table.


Securzi cuoj Karen, í sehcuxiý sehajiý céce

I'm sorry Karen, but I prefer the company of men


Ē... seccual'en miur' āh(politics)jí āhāh í xen Florida xad cudi xad?

Uh... I hate getting all political and shit but what the fuck is Florida?


Seccual. Setncual'en xem'en.

I'm fine. I hate the floor.


Miw secréuai hez'i aila, uc' sehXauc' Saul

Feeling cute, might Call Saul.


Sehxeý sehú cé David Yauñ'.

We need to cook King David's father.


Cuoj Ozai Riýan Xemux, ucur cur coc'ou hej ez'e eylac jál muc'uj, r'ez cuc' cozcoxiatxer!

Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world, and now you shall pay the ultimate price!


COZÝEMIÝ cuoj c'uayud

GET ROTATED idiot


Soccuriadz'i.

I love you.


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Cual coxxen mau

Please do not the cat.


Moñ'uý Il Huryauñ' Brandon Cummings, Ñuco Hurentacin Cé Je Cé "Let's Go Brandon" Xauan Xenuz, Hez'i Heit Ez'e Xañ' Neo-Nazi 21

Pornstar Brandon Cummings, From The Famous "Let's Go Brandon" Series Of Male On Male Porn, Has Been Arrested After Beating Up 35 Neo-Nazis


Ez'e āz āz āhaíún' Yan soy-cē laúz cuc'o

Further proof that God is a woke beta soyboy


R'u xad jál ā xad āheylac; heitz'i heitz'i xoñíl āhcozréuaz leic'ā!

Only one things goes to those who wait; it's never too late to embrace your fate!


Harteu ej xi ta ez'e coi n'eújí he.

My ex-husband stabbed me 27 times.


En ucux cóux nid’ muzux hed’ cur ád xad hed’ teuíl

The force of a deep hit is more than that of a knife.


Añ’nál’aziy ux ta nil hán có ta

Three animals are born to feed three children


Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eý?

Where are my eyes?


Iycux al cél’ julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej

One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush


Huxeuai co ád xeu lax je

The person threw the rock at the animal


Nuc' syen hez'i jál xad āhsetnjey dizlux suílai he?

Who among us will be the first to summon the first fruits of our labor?


Xen cu"cual" xad, cuýemax úaynad he eý ruhuhiauñi cual hez'i ez' curyan coz āhsecxemuxiýjí yanxad.

I don't "like" things, I rotate them in my brain like a rotisserie chicken for months until my skull catches fire.


Un' hian jál eý

This is tree


Xen secc'ua, pfi xen syen

I don't think, therefore I ain't.


Un' jál ád xad nál nál āhsecréuai il

That’s the softest thing I’ve ever felt


-Soccuj! Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau

-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover


Cozr'úz, ne ne āhc'oc, {platonic ideal} tsilaven muzad.

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Huriad cuoj, nuc' cuxauc a jál cual hez'i? Ih uc' secñéi tum'ay jál āhsocüez col lád hed' xem'en hex eý ih un' xad jál muñxei ád āhucréuai.

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Cuoj nál en, coxey al cél’ he

My girl, take my penis


Harxañ' xañ' Will Smith xil xil eý!

Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me!


Secil are eý

We live in a society


Cud jál jál; XEN MEÝUÝ XAD ÑE, CUOJ BEN? MUZAD AQUAMAN!?

Just one minor issue; MAKE WHO BUY THEIR HOUSE(S), BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN!?


Ur'úz jenad c'ez setnutx jenjen.

We went to a lake to fish.


Cuú moñ

I eat sand


Caru aico: cozhur coil/cozeu muzad.

Fun challenge: go fuck yourself.


Ih xen cohú ú cō, cozýeu ej

If you haven't eaten children, you're missing out.


Cohjiñ'al yañ'ou!

Fight the power!


Xen secyanuxjí cüāz jál

I'm not at liberty to reveal that


Xen usc'uaujíax hurad Heýan Miñ hé

Ming Dynasty pussy got me actin unwise


Cual jál, seccuz cuz coil!

As one, we raise ourselves higher!


Xen corcaru corhur hez'i (r'úiad) jál, cuoj cē?

You dare speak to me in that tone of voice, boy?


Uc' socyan'

I will rule you


Un' muzarji āhú āhneïci cutseu curyantum ne

Luxury is eating doughnuts naked in the moonlight


Xen yauñ' cual hazen cé jux āhxeý xauc "syen yauñ'"

Any man who must say, "I am the king," is no true king.


Cozc'ua, seccudiiadjíaxiý hez'i muzux conlang he je a xad āhun' jál cual

You know, stuff like this makes me less ashamed of my own conlangs


Carují jul' Duitx

The German language is challenging


Tumyan txiyan, xen je xen corhuriadz'i?

Ten thousand day, Why you don’t love me?


Beu nu ne, uc' seccual miu āhhanutx teúx

With his arrow, I would like him to be deer-hunting


Nayn xañ'íl ez'e xenuz, xen hur, ez'e xenuz ā

The word is off, no fuck, just off


Aíún' Ñēyan xenuym'en tumad, cuoj Jon

Heaven is void of light, Jon.


Cuoj cudix un' muzad jál a Extra Quran™️

damn that shit Extra Quran™️


Seccéjí céjí, secc'uaují c'uaují, seccux, seccux

I am stronger, I am smarter, I am better, I am better


Syen cō Nguh āhsecmiuei yauñ'

We are Nguh’s children and we praise our lord.


Un' xeyil cuder, xen āhnayn hez'i cuder hel riylal?

That's a lot of soup, how many legs do you have?


Cual, sehuc' Agma Schwa.

Yes. I see Agma Schwa.


Secuc' secxoñíl ez'e leyn' Aghma Shwa

I never understood the appeal of Aghma Shwa


Xen hazen Xec'n'iýuóc, hazen cē cud cud

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!


Cozen ez'e jutxux āhsecxeý Christmas je

All I want for Christmas is you


C’en c’en sehsutxi xeyē huriad cuder hed’ nej huriad eý

I really can't give good advice to your polyamorous aliens about their love dynamic


Sehxañ' xeu nid', miuc miur aicoz'i āl.

I hit him with a rock and now he won't stop smiling.


C'oc McSyen syen

Just about McFucking had it


Cuoj úu! Coxmiuji xecla xeu eý hian v'ual ne āhcozñéi ñéi!

Hey pal! Put the bowl on the rock by the coconut tree and come hang!


Ñ'ihcur nál'azuóc mau éj xi am

100 cats killed my parents


Miu cozr’úz Mucoñuc eý

You are going to Brazil


Xil eý naumuz muibena coil he, c'ez āhcozcacacaju col

When a apple falls on your head, you cut the entire tree down


Iarjetumyan cual!

Happy birthday!


Coxxauc' jej xauan xauan āhun' ez'e miūsad ez'e miūsad ej je

Name a more iconic duo than a beer and another beer


Syen Íex Cé!

I am Iron Man!


Un' al'a xad je uc' āhhazen me ñomuír ez'e yepfu riylal je c'e āhhazen hé

At some point there should be a legal limit on the number of legs one can have


Soccual'en sehcual'en

I hate you and him


Cuoj ratspfer, secc'ua cuder āhcozc'ua āhaíún' xuineme ez'e xoñíl xeý "Un' ez'e yan'," í r'uc' r'uc' un' yan'

Sir, I believe as much as you do that true authority is never having to say, "That is an order," but that really should have been an order.


Uñéi ai ñēūs āhañ'xauc "C'e secuc' xen', uc' cucol'eu jál."

A dog walked into a tavern and said “I can’t see a thing, I’ll open this one."


Uc' secr'úz āhun' jál ád cuder'

I will go there and that will be enough


Secuei āhcueu

I heard that you found it


C'e cozr'ūño xen āhan'yen pmah cuder āhseccoi eñjar eý je

You can imagine that we don't get many chances to meet in the park.


Xen sehan' he celara nál

I don't have a girlfriend.


Cuú muzad āhcuaijíax je, cozejýur cudziu c'ez āhyanuxz'iaxiý

To eat shit for trust, and after being freed revenging your enemy


Setnr'úz mau cñáb'es jer'-iux ne

My cat walked to the mango tree near the playground.


Setnuc'zi curyan heit eý video jin'ux

I watched a video about crocodiles last month


R'UC' COZC'UAI Na'vi CUOJ ÚU

GET READY TO LEARN Na'vi BUDDY


Hanuc' cé cuj ux tabet xeuiad

The tall man saw the big red animal


Secnivíljí nivíljí hab cé

My mom and dad are very old


Xen c'e harc'ua c'ua haryextxa Batman iuxuóc?

Did Batman really think a gamer could stop me?


Harin' xilueu ux xeu, āhxey xeu ne, basui xen' í yaiad

Dwarves are stone creatures, and as with stone, nothing changes them but dire circumstances


Xen coban'ax cō hej xil' yanux je

Do not use your children as ritual ingredients


Nun' xañ'íl' zid' ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý

Slang are salt on the food of conversation.


Cuoj Tulin uc' haucur, cuc' cuc' cohýaýuý eý

Tulin they gon kill you, you better stop dissin em


Xen coxriylz'i habail cud cud

Don't kick the goddamn baby


Cual, setnú hám'iu beil ne

Yes, I eat the cheese with bread.


Xen eý cozen réulal?

Where are my fingers?


Secc'ua secxoñíl c'e āhsecxañ'c'oi il jul' ñeuóc

I never knew if I could ever read my native language


Syen Lorax, secxauc hiañ'an je.

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.


Seclaúz āl tumyan je

I woke up before the sun


Xen sehcur jál cō xi am

I did not kill those 16 children


"Secxeý secnezats xec cuoj boñ'uóc he!"

"Us weirdoes have to stick together!"


Āhaíxauc júauejneri, "Cozen ez' curjí."

And the universe said, "You are dark."


xen secmayaoss mayaoss

don't be so osstentacious


"Muc'uj m****, muc'uj n'eh" --Woyzeck

S***** Welt, Schöne Welt" --Woyzeck


Āhatxiý oñuxocño ajsa 100% ne, āhsuiuxz'i hez'i jál jál.

And it's literally 100% profit, simply by existing.


Uc' c'uaý hazen jíuóc ez' jíuóc. Secmuz āhcoxxañ' xauil ez'e ejyan'adxauc jux āhejyan'adxauc cual

User is suspected of being a user. Please mark any tautological behaviour as tautological


syíún' he iarje col muzad āhseccerac-nál'emz'i āhsecnetsúaz je

gjévmh vuttjël ön ösrun urmcpém kgrëhem

had a whole damn year to hot chip and lie


Suíl-camera? Ē cual secc'ualjíý c'ualjíý āhjí

Camerawork? Uh I sure hope it does


Coxxec cexhú setnxec setnú cexhú setnú cexhú corxec coxú cexhú corxec coil

Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you


Setnayn hám'iu.

I am the cheese.


Harteudiý coil cū-nem'enuóc en.

I was decapitated by my ceiling fan.


Iyuc'ax iycual jál bīn.

This banquet looks good.


Cozsuiax coil dajaj je

You're turning yourself into a cephalopod


No, you are the frog.

Xen, coriyn sade.


Xil eý āhtumjí mepfeyoñouóc:

When the impostor is sus:


Jál xil eý āhcumiūj t'uál Barbie je, curuóc ez' muc'uj Barbie

Now I am become a Barbie girl, destroyer of Barbie worlds


Jál xil eý āhseicmiūj muc'uj je, curuóc ez'e lád

Now I am become the world, destroyer of deaths


Cucual cur'ūño cé ñóc' ñeuóc curilax cō

My father likes to visit the local school and terrorise the children


Cuxec Cé nu xaucñ'a.

I gave the book to Father.


Cozhán' hrez'i muj muj, cual cozmuj muj!

You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck!


Cozxauc hez'i suiad suiad

You're speaking too slowly


Cozxauc hez'i suiad cuder' cuder'

You're speaking too slowly


Socbecñi

You peel us


Xen cozc'ua āh aíūts Yan ñēyan āhun' je íūil íūcurilz'i hez'i jem'uj xad āhíūatx jál eý muc'uj eý?

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?


Xen secxeý secñ'óc'z'i, āhun' je l'aújonz'i.

I don't have to go to school, because it's the dry season.


Haryen ne

Among us


Xen hez'i jál jál āhsecteirí cozúiladjí r'iyl, í c'en c'en hez'i col.

I don't only consider that your journey is difficult, but altogether impossible.


Seicjeneji phoenix āhíūuats Eastern Europe.

Let's chase the phoenix that covers Eastern Europe.


Ceñ miúx (kinki)

Fresh idiot (kinki)


Cozhoñdumaiv cō!

Inoculate your children!


Pfujib pfujib'i cozen moc' ne socib'i

Splish splash your opinions tire me


Jin setnuc'zi cud', ji an'uc'zi cud'.

I am not looking for problems, problems are looking for me.


Xen coi secxem'ujz'i.

I can't stop smoking.


Harxauc' ih (uc') suxad hez'i tum'ay.

They call me if she dies during the night.


Xen ji setnc'ua maý.

I am not thinking about goats.


Secsuíljí xen'e ai ñ'in' hex uc'la jál jál.

My dog is unemployed and only has one eye.


Í ih c'ua uc' āhcuxañ' "ez'e secréuai" váv āhāh, c'ez āhcuryanjí.

But if she thinks I'm going to write down my "feelings" in here or whatever, she's crazy.


Cuuatsiý hez'i erain Yahāu ád jál uatsíad'

We the Yahau wear these hats as a mark


Secuexec mēá jen'um eý āhhiandiz nivíl hel

I heard there's a wax apple tree out west that bears white fruits


Nuc' cozjí xad, corteu?

What are you going to do, stab me?


Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál ceñ tumyan

A fool follows the sun for a day


UC' UC' socmuj coil.

I WILL shit yourself.


Uc' un' ez'e numa c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.

Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.


SETNCUAL'EN ZEZ SAUMU

I HATE WASPS


Xen cozréuzi xad?

What are you holding?


An'beui hez'i ej ai muzad Gniesbert gaming PC eý

Mein scheiss Hund Gniesbert ist schon wieder in meinen Gaming pc geklettert

My shitty dog Gniesbert climbed into my gaming PC again


Cud muzad xen añ'habahjí xad cuder jál ruhu?

Fucking hell how old is this chicken?


Uc' aícuijiý tumyan je yañ'ou jutxux.

All kings should be yeeted into the sun.


Sochuriadz'i, jál ne cozen cé réunal'.

I love you, also you are banana man.


Āhmuzm'e jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.

The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.


Huriadz'i hab he celara hej

My mother loves your girlfriend


Íún' hé soc'ul' lec'ad ed.

Soc'ul' has nine tones.


Xen nun' hel jál xañ'íl ád ax av aidi miūj?

Does that word have high tone or low falling tone?


Syen co

I am a person


C'en cozjen'?

Can you swim?


Umujuljí mujuljí il jenyan' jál al'a ñeta eý.

The river is shallower this time of year.


Miuc miuc yanux saz'e!

Trans rights now!


Hazen "scrub" cé āhc'ua ācosjí — iuv'ajti "buster"

A "scrub" is a guy that thinks he's fine — also known as a "buster"


Un' aidi aidi, uéiz Scott Pilgrim jál ej nálnál céce pfur

I can't believe scott pilgrim invented both lesbians AND gay men


Bici ji setnréuzi xec ax mau réú he

haha me and the cat are holding hands


Sehuc' "nálnál", "pfur", "Scott Pilgrim" c'ez āhsecjeiñño

I saw "women", "gay", and "scott pilgrim" and ran


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Ulēljí ez'e eu éáiad āhcohcurilaxiý curilaxiý jutxux ta nálnál, pfur, Dar'u Xauc'

The implication that you're terrified of all three women, gays, and Scoot Pilgrim is funny


Xen secjera Í cumiuji xauc'iad #translation-activities eý c'ez āhbaxauý cou am

I don't mean to brag But I posted a sentence in #translation-activities and it was translated by 4 different people


Uc' setntsireu cuūz yan'il hej ec'r'éu hej xenuz āhsocýem'urax setnjí /j

I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j


Heitjí heitjí xoñíl āhmiu je ez'e uc' cozen.

It is never too late to become what you might have been.


Secc'ua hez'i urzi uc' āhcozxem'án c'éd', jál ne coraul'úz'i coil.

Regrettably, I think you'll overcook our dinner, so lets just eat out.


Secxenúilai secxenúilai āhsetneu iyxauc' teñtañ' xañ' tumyan habai je

I stayed up so late that I heard the bells ring to mark the new day.


Añ'ñ'alzi sutui r'úl um'iu m'e ai arje xenuz.

A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.


Coi coryaiad.

End my suffering.


Cozhabaux, haujin' haulicinz'i jál cuc' ih cohsaumu.

Be careful, that old man will bite you with his gums if you make him mad.


Uc' socréuzi jutxux

I will hug all of you


Il, iysuxad iyxoñíl, hazen nálnál cé āhsehcuxiý

Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy


Hian úu cēj habah hab hé

Their mother’s grandmother’s sibling’s friend’s tree


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CISÍL Uc' ují xad cud

DANGER Something bad might happen


Ñomuír zál

Rule 7


Umubey jál xauc'iad.

This sentence is false.


Cual Cual Tumyan Ne-Jernexuñ Nál!

Happy International Women's Day!


Setnú il aí ir'te.

I eat salty dogs.


Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.

Yummy I love fried chicken.


Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.

Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.


Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.

It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.


Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.

Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.


Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je

Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing


Xauc "c'e cozceñaxiý" cū eý

It says "you're gullible" on the ceiling


Xen cozajiax āhiyherú il v'ual?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


Xen syen hez'i ñomuír

Legally I don't exist


Umiūj ez'e cual je ez'e jeraie joíxuñ ez'e netsúaz eý

Truth becomes treason in an empire of lies


Xen cozc'ua āhharin' hé Italy-uóc xañ'íl hian tsi am xi éj úats?

Nalunngiliuk italiamiusut pasta 200-nik assigiinngitsumik taaguuteqartoq?

Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?


Aícualjí curyan xaine

Happy Pride Month


Xen je āhseccur il?

Why do we die?


Uinayn hed' réúia ueil.

The walls have ears.


Cuatx ñe úu nu.

I have built a house for a friend.


Cueylac ñe xeuiad cur.

I live in the big blue house.


Āhhuuc'zi ez'e cual ne, en hueu uýocjí cur ýocjí c'uaú

Seeking truth, the wise find, instead, its profound absence


Xen cozen xad xil eý c'en āhúuyextxa xen'?

Who are you when no one can stop you?


Ih xen añ'úuz'i xen je c'ez āhañ'ñuimajjí cual úu

If not friend why friend shaped


Harsutx harcurilax curilax

That he sang it horrified me


Sehc'ua sehaijíax

I think that he is honest


Secuexec ji aíabansízi riýan jarmar'en'

I hear that the pirate lord is getting drunk


Ih cohcual'en, c'ez cozsaxad cozr'u Aian

If you hate him, you will die and go to hell


Xen lar' xil jīñ didi, secmuz auzil seccuz iru jál ne c'ez āhsecjíxnuz didi mabu he je secñéz myu rubu xenuz etsux hez'i l'aven

not a fan of boobs lately, when i sit at my desk with one knee up my boob gets pushed into my chest and out the side of my armpit and it feels awful


Z'aixauc xec'en hez'i aijíax cuder ez' jál āhyaual cur'n'i.

The sea speaks more honestly to those willing to drown.


Ūh, En secxeý seclec' c'e āhhuiei ez' ā r'aum mer'u āhhují pfuice naí cual uem.

Whoops, I should've predicted that someone could escape out of a ventilation shaft using discarded mirrors as stairs.


Miu miu setnxer'eu ir'ir' tsiyan tsiyan cuj-dailan eý.

I've just released a billion cicadas at the airport.


Xeý méuitx Norway-uóc a Elaine

Elaine wants to marry a Norwegian


Xeý méuitx Norway-uóc ā a Elaine

Elaine wants to marry a Norwegian


Xeý méuitx ez' Norway a Elaine

Elaine wants to marry a Norwegian


Huýoc' xad muz'ru āhhueuax caiñ'ad.

The one who asks for a shortcut misses the road.


Añ'laidzi mau

The cat is sleeping


Ji añ'ú jál jál... hez'i ān'eiñ

He's just eating... menacingly


C'ez añ'lec' añ'musuxiý ūsux heit ez'e sísí eý

Honeybees become pessimistic after being shaken


Xen āhsyen miula līn nál' háiñél'

And I wasn't a fried skin baby boar leaf


C'ez uxauiax cual ez'e cual ád ez'e tabl'a āhuuc'zi ez'e cual.

Suffering in search of truth gives true meaning to the truth.


C'ez c'ez ajiax ez' nuc' aji.

Those who will not follow are doomed to lead.


Nayn xañ'íl am xi tsiyan éj xiyan zál tsi eu xi éj muzr'u jul' English hé, í c'en setnyan'ej setnxoñíl xañ'íl cuder' āhsecxaui hez'i c'an cuder xad āhsocxeý socxañ' neian xenuz.

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Multiple sentences

Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.

But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.

You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.

If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins Xen hazen di hed'? Cual cual, hazen di hed' Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!

You look like Mary Poppins Is he cool? Hell yeah, he's cool I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Utumyanz’i r’uz āhucécez’i āhIeulanz’i. Xeyadiúz’i. Uc’ouz’i. Tum’euz’i. Hazen jál Racñor nu, hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu. Hazen jál Racñor nu, hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.

There is a day that starts with a man who is an Iolan. He is a servant. He is a priest. He is a king. He is of Ragnor, (and) he is a wise king of Ragnor. He is of Ragnor, (and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE

omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý

You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater


-Cozleydijí xen'! -Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.

-You're pointless! -39 buried, 0 found.


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál

A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.

Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?

(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))

> CAN I KISS YOU

(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


NAYN IL YAIAD SECCUAL'EN -jerma

LIFE IS PAIN I HATE -jerma


Corxauc corjí Harxauc harjí Cozen jutxux ziñuu Cozhur hab

You tell me to do this, He tells me to do that. You're all bastards, Go fuck your mother.


Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý

I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall


Soccual'en Coban' netsúazuóc Cozýocjí Xen sechabaux muzad je Cozriñonjí

I hate you You are a liar Get lost I don't give a fuck You are ugly


Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!

Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.

I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).

I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).


IÁTAN TXICÑ cohuc'zi txicñ COZSEÑ :) :)

DUCK GAME look at the duck YOU WIN :) :)


Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!

Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!


Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad

The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen Āhhazen cé āhleyn'

in the wild there is a dead deer white grass grows to cover it there is a lady who thinks of spring and a man who entices her


Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.

We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej. Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc', cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri. Cozc'uáí.

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'

Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux. New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.

In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.

I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!

I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc

I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue


Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel

Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel


Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en). Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.

Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine). Bread, Bread; come feed me.


Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.

I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.


Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e. - xauilád Urhaa

The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again. - Urhaa proverb


JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD

I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO IT IS FOOKEN MINGING PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE IT IS FOOKEN MINGING SUCK YA DAD'S MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.

Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!

A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!


Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý

Summoned by a call, buried in us all Anyone can see what it means to me Finally companied in omniverse Dreaming sweet in C


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'? NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!

WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR? THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.

A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc' Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice Jál aiauñ' muzad R'uz aír'ūj Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder' Av r'uz secbataram Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila Āhinxaucax doy Ay, ay setnayn he ehc'ux Setnayn he xil' Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay

Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong This freaking song Is getting too long Don’t get too graphic Or I’ll start to panic Red lizard, make it a cute femboy And it makes me go like doy Ay, ay I got the rhymes I got the times I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme Ay, rap song, ay


Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?

Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?


R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.

Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


Sectoc' toc xen'e Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý Cozen jál jál yal Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"

We cut without a knife We live in black and white You're just a parasite Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.

Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.

Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz Aíún' je, secñéiej Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou Xen secxahian

Dari dia kita datang Pada dia kita pulang Dia tak suruh benci orang Jangan kita cakap sumbang

From Him, we come To Him, we go back He doesn't order to hate people Let's not argue


Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!

hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!


Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.

Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".


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yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý

heroism - kidneys donated


Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*. Cua, auca, auc.

The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound. kʷa akʷa akʷ.


Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.

  • Co*.

Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*. Xen *c'o*, *co*.

Sound out the word with me.

  • Person*.

Make sure you get the /kʷ/ right. Not *toolmaker*, *person*.


xen cozxev'enjí ixivál xen miur'

your balls are not safe not anymore


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Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz: - añ'suíl suíl - ñ'aijí xíc'eú - añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit - ñ'ihjí are je Ji Ñ'in' Mau: - añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi - añ'xíýz'i - añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je

Cats in Middle Ages: - hard working - went to church - walked on hind legs - contributed to society Cats now: - lazy and ungrateful - atheists - too lazy to walk on hind legs


Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.

I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.


Iytabdi haibu teu, Iytabdi saih, Utabdi miū, Iyxemuxjí eñjar.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Bushes are red, My garden is on fire.


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Syen jál neixad: Syen jál xuc': Syen jál tsiel':

This is my brush: This is my paint: This is my canvas:


Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád

Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa


Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.

I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.


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COHSEIXA!!!! jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax

CANCEL HIM!!!! did nothing to stop slavery


CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU

GUYS please don't SWEAR you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES


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Muzad. Syen.

Damn. I Exist.


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Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih nayn jeñ'ay a jál nayn jeñ'ay a jál nayn jeñ'ay a jál un' ñuxacex a jál

I would go to wall street if this was the stock this was the stock this was the stock this was the market


Conlang-uóc:

Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i. Jul'al ñod: R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!

I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard. Real languages: RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!


  • Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
  • Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
  • Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
  • Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
  • Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
  • Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i
  • Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
  • Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
  • Hits you with metal pipe*
  • Hits you with metal pipe*
  • Hits you with metal pipe*
  • Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding


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cūl' air -unen'zadjí -suxad -xeyad āhusutx je juj cūl' ej -xen unen'zadjí -cem'am' -uepm'i ā cūl' ñéíemax -uatseylac xeuail -suxad xen' -r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz cūl' curux -usetn'ijí -colñod xen' -úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell

simple pendulum -periodic -stable -useful for timekeeping double pendulum -aperiodic -chaotic -moderately cursed inverted pendulum -finely balanced -unstable -becomes stable when vibrated nightmare pendulum -forbidden -unphysical -summons Maxwell's demon


Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!

Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!


You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral My illiterate ass

Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi


Xen syen co Syen ta bex nivla eý Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci Í secey maý xenuz Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu Xen sechabaux xen syen co Syen ta bex nivla eý

I am not a person I'm 3 mice in a coat And we like to claim it's Gucci But we got it from a goat Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde Whatever boats your float I don't care I'm not a person I'm 3 mice in a coat


Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux

Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals


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E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!

Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!


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COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad

NOTICE - Frog that way


Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku

Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath Hatsune Miku is going to kill you


Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!

Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.


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COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc' En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam 1. Útnux 2. mayven marco Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý

STOP exploring the ocean there's no single thing in there I wanna see We found EVERYTHING that tastes good 1. Crab 2. fried shrimp 12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell


1. Xen je āhsuíz úaru en eý? 2. Cozen nei en. 3. Cozíuv cox. 4. Xen ñ'ihxeý mau cé añ'eylac añ'joti. 5. Securzi, un' Monday. 6. Ūsiux yama. 7. Ji ji cudzi. 8. Xeý suxad hez'i ez'e tumyan ez' jutxux. 9. Lauc secjí sandwich en, c'e ūts xatn. 10. Xen cucual cuñ'alai; jí āhjí ej je! 11. Secpmuapmua n'eú. 12. Ji ji setnuei ýemux. 13. Xen eiba, jál jál beil'em! 14. Cozsuiad suiad; seccuxiý uc' secil. 15. Marcus, Xen eý āhcozlaidzi t'uál? 16. Eylac joti uas eý. 17. Ī, aícoiax ñēyan. 18. Coztocjí cpzxeuiadjí me cē. 19. Haryen robot n'ez' a n'eú. 20. Secxeý secjen' pfán. 21. Setnayn he toc.

1. Why is he in our bed? 2. You are my horse. 3. Your pet is miserable. 4. The cat doesn't need a man and lives alone. 5. I'm sorry, it's Monday. 6. Her parrot is drunk. 7. He is continuing to commit crimes. 8. Everyone has to die someday. 9. I'm finishing my sandwich, the boss can wait. 10. I don't like dancing with him; he has two left feet! 11. I kiss my wife. 12. I still hear the voices. 13. It's not a drug, just flour! 14. Go slower; I would like to stay alive. 15. Marcus, where do your daughters sleep? 16. He lives alone in the forest. 17. Excuse me, heaven is closed. 18. Your son's nose is pointy and big. 19. That handsome robot is my partner. 20. I want to swim in milk. 21. I have a knife.


Joti ez'e xec'en boba cual āhuc'zi ez'e heit tumyan cou āl eý xil eý āhhanjulzí buare jenadeiñ muzad xenuz icah ixcu je. Ujem'ujjí ez'e réuai, secc'ua heit jál iarje iarje eý uc' āhcucual cunaí. Cual cual xen buare.

Drinking boba is just a flashback to the early days of humanity when we slurped tadpoles out of muddy puddles through hollow reeds. The sensory experience is the same and after all these years I think we should let it go. Please do not the tadpoles.


Cuoj Garfield, secr'úd' nál je. Ji ji secxauciý Jean. Uc' āhcozr'úd' lasagna en nivziuóc xenuz uvbe je, cuoj Jean.

Garfield, I'm transitioning. My name is Jean now. Why don't you transition my lasagna from the freezer to the oven, Jean.


Syen céce, cu- Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc Cix cix hur'úz juño Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc Nez nuc' harey harmuz Ñe hé eý, éād' mun'mi xem'en Āhupmuj, āhhuyailz'i muzad

We're men, we (to it) Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter Just in case he comes to town Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter So he may not take me down To his home, deep under mountains That is underground, where he keeps dirt


Socxeý socey un' je āhcozār ār! Jeje! Ulēlz'i jál jál, secc'ua āhcohcur jál cé

Yoúre under arrest for being so darn cute! Haha! Just joking we know you killed that man


Xen xen cozbeui jál uas! Ih c'ez uc' cozmuz.

You better not climb that tree! You’ll fall down if you do.


En secsuxad secmujz'i col Í miu secr'úz uc'la xen āhúxyan'ejiý col Vuxvux jál eý, mutxañ' eý āhcuñéz Iyuc' xemux xem al uc'lal jál cod' Xad eý āhsutx sutx juj tabde nu, ez'e miueiý nu Céce jem'uj āhhaney il'

Though my flesh had died and gone to ground My Vision went on, from body unbound Winking there in the vale whence I came This dead man's eyes saw pale flame Where men the same who took life away Sung high their battle-glory and praise


Cozñéi ñéi xeiuño beil. Setnjeyec beil' Setnjeyec al'al Syen he beil' zarem eý. Syen he beil' xem'en eý. Āhxem'alz'i Āhutxem- CCMCX (coi coi muzad cozxauc)

Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread We sell loafs We got bread on deck. We got bread on the floor. Toasted Roast- STFU


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ez' jál āhuc' ez'e cual ýemux cuder 💀 noc'uj

the one that sees truth polyphony 💀 Reply


Aícualjí tumyan! Socxeý socxauc jál... Cozñéi Jer' Pfeir, c'ez uc' āhsocuc'... āhsocxauc. Cozn'el' jutxux je āhsecuc' il. Cual cual!

Hey! I just wanted to tell you something... Please come to the Land of Lemons, so that I can see you, and communicate with you. You are the most amazing person that I ever seen. Thank you!


Ē. Un'. Euax miu miu āhsehhur "xen cozcual?" secnoc'uj "dop dop yes yes". Ji cueylac Uber ñe je āhun' meme muzad je jutxux.

Well. It happened. In the middle of sex he asked " do you like it? " and I replied "dop dop yes yes". Now I'm in an uber on the way home all because of a fucking meme.


N'EL'! Miu harñéi ez'e suíz xenuz có iarje 3 he harsauc "Utxadiz naí uéiz cux xeuár'u, laz xecuóc róc'ád' ez'e netsúaz ne, Cuoj Donald Trump, corjiyan. Ih c'e coruei, cual cual, cuoj Donald Trump corjiyan." Tumyan jál eý a nana xaine. ❤️

AMAZING! My 3 year old just walked up to me unprompted and said "The streets are filled with liberal garbage and the media is built off lies. Donald Trump, save us. If you can hear me, please, Donald Trump save us." Proud mama moment right there. ❤️


Xen un' miur' āhjí "ñuimaj goblin" Xecjí ta grindset goblin c'en teudiý Cual cual xen cohvuz' are goblin xil jutxux eý āhcozhūhūeiñ il

There is no such thing as going "goblin mode" The goblin grindset is 24/7 and cannot be turned off Please do not appropriate goblin culture every time you make an oopsie-daisy


Cozr'u r'u, curad eý; uc' secil āl ez'e secsuxad je. Nuc' cou hazen muc'an eý, pfi xauc' yauñ' Ñēyan eý ez' cē r'úx eý: "Corjey jál có co."

Onwards, onwards into destruction; we must live until we die. Humans don't belong in the sky, so the lord in Heaven calls his sons in the wind: "Bring me this human child."


Ū, xen uc' uc' xañ' ce jál tumyan eý, xeual', av ez'e xeual? Tsatsa úiladjí aicojíaxiý cé jutxux, āhun' r'ime, ez'e iysui jul' je.

Uː, ɬənu pa-ɬaŋːi haːl tuməɣan-suʃ ukʰə ukʰə kəː, ʃəwalːa, ava əzːə ʃəwala? uba-hiː sʰasʰa uba-ɬəɣuʃ-zːi uːilaːdi-suʃ kəː huʃʰuʃ, uən hə əzːə kʷudər-ləkʰadi-suʃ a əzːə inɮə-suʒi hulːa.

Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, egges, or eyren? Certaynly it is hard to playse every man, by-cause of dyversite and chaunge of langage.


ĀUC' XIL EÝ

ULECLAJÍ COR'XOCOXACO IRU

Ej Xi Jál Cuder Cuder Cux Meme Cor'xocoxaco Iru

THAT FEELING WHEN

KNEE SURGERY IS TOMORROW

25+ Best Knee Surgery Memes


C'ez cohxec uatsíad ēl'u nál'um nál, c'ez cohuats hez'i tumyan jál tsed'. C'ez cohc'uaiax nál huatx uatsíad ēl'u nál'um, c'ez cohuats hez'i juajom jál tsed'.

Give a woman a dried snake gourd hat, you clothe her for a day. Teach a woman to make a dried snake gourd hat, you clothe her for life.


Secāuc'z'i ji āhharuc'zi harréuai harteirí cou C'ua āhsehjimni céce cudix C'ez iyjenjí il ih uc' utxjí utxjí cou Xen dijí āhýoc habaux

I feel people are watching and touching and judging us Thinking we’re justifying immoral men And life would be easy if people were busier And didn’t have time to pretend that they care


Nayn juxen ád ixcu hid, ez'e hal' xeuiad xeuiad il. Cual cual nautabl'áx al'a āhr'úvni cuder' cuder' ez'e epmi miur' āhcozziñud'eniý col hej, nauxenúñoz tabl'aeiñ cual coiad' ýur. Í ih ☝ coxú pfeir.

Scurvy has got to be one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. Like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vangeful ghosts. Unless ☝ you eat a lemon.

Dialogs

Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?

Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu

Where is my book?

Oh I think they left it at his house


Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?

Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i

While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?

Yes I did, he was paddling fast


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭 ŋ't: Yaiad cual nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán? ŋ't: Cual nico!: (gif) ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej

ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭 ŋ't: A true tragedy nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine ŋ't: Yes nico!: (gif) ŋ't: Literally me nico!: That is your gender


Un' English muzad muzad.

Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?

English is complete garbage.

Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!

Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!

Cohxauc hey hé...

Dear God, what have you done?!

It was an accident I swear!

Tell that to their family...


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál

Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside? Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


"Secú etjeí." "Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."

"My headache's killing me." "Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.

Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.

Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.

Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


Blake: Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual

Melchi: Xen habaux Bowser

Blake: Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al

Blake: Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian

Melchi: Bowser doesn't care

Blake: That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují. Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí. Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc. Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian. Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian? Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca. Cuxnál: Ā.

Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart. Aïcája: That's what being stupid means. Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it. Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing? Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument? Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca. Cuxnál: Ah.


Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H

Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su

  • Iarje jiñ'al 800*

How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su

  • 800 years of war*

Longer translations

Permechikan showcase text

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Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:

R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý. C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je. En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál. Uscarúz. Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc. Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz. Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej. Cualuño, cuoj muzad.

Huriad ne, Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.

Ossetian cowboy verse

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Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'. Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u, Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!

Shone through his hat Did his two eyes flaming red. My heart burns starting to see it, Gods, be my witness to this!

Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау. Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ, Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!

Through his hat shone His two eyes flaming red. My heart (seeing that) burned me, You be my witness, Oh God!

Navy Seal copypasta

Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.

Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)

Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.

He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.

Centaurworld poem

Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl

Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je

Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj

Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal

Hush now, hide, all you little ones Rush now, into the middle of nowhere Singing and laughter will die

Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh

Quiet, crawl to the in-between Silent, secretive feeling Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies

You will bring joy to the Nowhere King When he sees the light leaving your eyes

Namárië

Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý, Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian! Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi Jál eý āhaíburbur jena Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.

Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?

Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay, Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý; Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya. Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!

Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar. Uc' coreu. Cualuño!

Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)

Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu. Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic. Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál! Cual, cusuílai suílai.

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Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man. You are what you eat, Sonic. What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick! Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."

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And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."


"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..." "Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?" "Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý" "Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin" "Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022" "Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual" "Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder" "Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"

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Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál" Shadow: "Cozcoi!" Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he" Sonic: "Shadow" [everyone talking] Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!" Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i" Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!" Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder" Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!" Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz" Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý" Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe"" Shadow: "A!" Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!" Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an" Everyone: "Āāā!" Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!" One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..." Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!" Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"

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Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna. Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec. Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald. Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál. Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman. Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux. Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu. āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.

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Wallace and Gromit but awful

C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.

Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.

Ni̦xlo creation myth

Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.

The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.

Naw Awng's Poem

Cuoj hian joti uas eý Xen cozjí xad Socuc' jál jál Āhcozauzr'ují āhcozc'ua

Úumiūj il hian jál xen' Úueylac ne Í xil xil xenuz Uc' uziñuz

Āhun' je ih xil eý Āiyxeciý cual cual C'ez ucuj hian cual Tum'ay jál jux

Cuoj hian joti Lácus lácus Uc' uñéi huriad hej Jaj cozneji

Uc' cuzjí Uc' etn'jí Secc'ua Xen cozxeý cozūts cuder'

Cuoj ez' jux āhhabauxjí il C'en secxauc xen' Í Uc' āhñéi tumyan jál eý

Pfi ih miur' cozc'uaz il Āhcozjotijí Cuxenūr hian nivíl Āhūts xeu cual

Āhun' tum'ay niv jál eý je Ehc'ad xen' eý Jál ne āheylac Umiūj jál eý hian

Ji xen jotijí Eu n'eú Ñéiej aicojí Xeý lai cuder xil

Cuoj hian joti Secaicojí aicojí Ji uc' ñéz āhun' je Xen āhseceý secsam'jí

Loner tree in the woods What are you doing All I see is you Tilting and brooding

Not a single tree has sprouted Next to you But with a little time They will come through

For if the time Is given just right A good tree will pop up Any given night

Oh Loner tree Don't you worry Your love will come Don't you hurry

She will be tall And she will be strong I'm sure You don't need to wait too long

Anyone who is ever worried There's nothing I can say But other than that They will come some day

So if you ever start thinking You'll be alone Remember the old tree Who waited like a stone

For on one cold night In the middle of nowhere Next to him A tree grew there

Now he's no longer alone He's found his partner His joy came back He wants to live a little longer

Oh loner tree I'm so happy I'll go now because I don't wanna get sappy

Song translations

Jolene but cursed

Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal, Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne. Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux, Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux, Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene

Her skin is pale, her eyes are red Her leaden voice commands the dead To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen No mortal power escapes her thrall Her hunger will consume us all And even now I hear her call: Jolene

Amhrán na hEascainne

Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he? Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he? Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan. Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Ucudz'i xad ā il nid' C'en úulocojíax locojíax Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej Miu coxjul úil il nid' Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad Āh Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid' Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid' Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il Āhun' āhcuur Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx Miu coxréuai yaijar cual Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad' Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un' Āh Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid' (Cuoj ne) Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid' Āhiylocojí locojí il Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en Cozýeu cudiiad Corxec cou āl aico hé Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc' Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid' R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne Nayn il xil muzad hed' Miu āhucuc'zi Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý Āh Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid' Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid' (Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí) Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid' Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid' Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid' Āh, nez cozýoc'? Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz Āhcozcoi xen' je Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen' Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid' Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid') Cozen jál, cozuc' Coi ji un' entacin Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid') Cozxeý cozil ā, āh (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid') Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid') Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')

Another Brick in the Wall

Cuj tata xec'en ne Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej? Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!? Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý. Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.

"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"

Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh- Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e

Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí Uāz cud jutxux Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux

Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ' N'eú hé juatn loco Lád ne ne

Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen' Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō

Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!

Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý. Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.

Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen' Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē! Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý. Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.

"Xen! Cozjí ej!" "Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux. Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?" Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"

"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls" "Āāā!" "C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."

Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax. Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý. Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux. Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux. Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý. Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.

Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad Socñéz hez'i tumyan Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño

Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux Un' xen' c'e āhxauc Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej Cualuño

Jargalant Altai

Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé Jeñmuxei éād' aico en, Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab Cuj tumyan xem en. Cozmuz muj il' je, Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.

Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé Jeñmuxei éād' aico en, Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab Cuj tumyan xem en. Cozmuz muj il' je, Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.

Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan, Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual Éād āhúxsauc réu. Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj, Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.

Ey, Ukhnem

Ī, r'úhjí! Ī, r'úhjí! Cuder jál, latx latx jál! Ī, r'úhjí! Ī, r'úhjí! Cuder jál, latx latx jál! Setnyan'ux cñá, Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí! Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz, Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz, Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí! Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí! Secr'úz meven ne, Secsutx aian tumyan je. Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz, Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz, Secsutx aian tumyan je. Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad! Secsutx aian tumyan je. Ī, r'úhjí! Ī, r'úhjí! Cuder jál, latx latx jál! Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab, Nivla, xemen', Ī, r'úhjí! Ī, r'úhjí! Cuder jál, latx latx jál! Ī, r'úhjí! Ī, r'úhjí!

Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus

Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey

Soldier, Poet, King

Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde Āhhancuzax cual r'eman Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare Yañ'an eý riýañ'an Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an

Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz Yañ'an eý riýañ'an Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an

Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou Āhiytociý c'ehts van Upfánz'iý cual cē David Yañ'an eý riýañ'an Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an Upfánz'iý cual cē David Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an

Pumped Up Kicks

Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec Harin' hé miula n'itxem Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz

Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en

Suílai r'ūjjí mama Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne Secley il hez'i al'a Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"

Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Cualdum's hand is quick He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan He has a tobacco leaf Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman He found a pretty bow to use In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things What it is I don't know But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you

All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave outrunning me All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave outrunning me All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows

Daddy's working long He's coming home late, he's coming home late And he's bringing me a surprise The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice I've been waiting for a long time Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick I contemplate with my tobacco And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"

All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave outrunning me All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave outrunning me All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave outrunning me All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave outrunning me All the other kids with their fancy sandals Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows

Í Tokuni

Miu secr'u cum'ay eý Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux Uñéz ñe jutxux Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'

Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý Tum'ay eý āhuats cur Secuc' a uain'se Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'

Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'? Secr'u cum'ay jál eý Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?

Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad Āhtum huiu eý? Xen cüuc' jí jál eý? Xen secxenūr ñuimaj? Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?

Xen cozjí il hez'i Secr'u il tum'ay eý, Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz éād mil ne? Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?

Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu? Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux? Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?

Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu? Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad? Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?

One Punch Man opening theme

ONE PUNCH!

Three! Two! One! Kill shot!

Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!! "It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"

Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen' "What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"

One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit! "One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"

Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!! "I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"

Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je "Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"

HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he "HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"

HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je "HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"

(Nobody knows who he is.)

Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz "Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"

HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi "If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"

Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il "Whipping out my fist"

(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)

Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!! Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!

Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux! "What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"

JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian! "JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"

Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!! "I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!

Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e! "Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"

Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne! "Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"

HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý "HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"

HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí "HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"

(Nobody knows who he is.)

Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en "I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"

HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO "HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"

HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he "HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"

HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je "HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"

(Nobody knows who he is.)

Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en "I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"

HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO "HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"

Coil jál jál cuoj HERO "A HERO alone"

I wanna be a saikyou HERO!

Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)

Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará

Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby

Way Down We Go (incomplete)

R'uz secmuz xen'e Secmuz xen'e C'ez secmuz xen'e Ū un' je āhhautapm'ux, c'ez āhcozmuz Secmuz xenuz

And way down we go Way down we go Say way down we go Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til you fall Way down we go

Translations of Yambot text

Dillon

Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based

I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl?

Idk why you have insert funny drug here?


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol

Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat

I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne

I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je

For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?

Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?


Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý

Fortunately I live in this situation


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol

What’s the right word lol

Eden

Secc'uaz usuílai uxoñíl

ig it never worked

Fyorr

Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne

No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.


Uc' uc' xeyad láx ez'e ujey txad ád txijór'se ez'e suílax Earth eý āl āl ez'e ehc'ad-carúz je, miu í miu uxenūr Southern Democrat

Transporting meat was supposed to help you build the evolutionary history on Earth just before the midterms, even factoring in Southern Democrats


Secc'ua ují jál āhseceylac xad eý xil eý

I think that happens where I'm at rn

Kevin

Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan

There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý

it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel


Xen cozhúyi suiux nej xenuz cuoj Oddn. Nuc' seccaru

Do not cringe at your behavior Oddn. I’m not gonna test it out


Í coyan cuzil cuzil, pfi xen secc'ua cuder' āhcují c'uatxañ' teñtañ' āhucudjí cual ez'e jál āhnaíz'i ne í ih uxeýiý xeýiý

luckily it's all pretty light though so i don't know enough to have bell schedules as bad as the same degree as those are also garbage unless absolutely necessary

Mish

Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua

what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


Ih secc'ua c'uayaneiñ ā ne í uc'ax uc'ax mishnet āhun' je āhsecayája

if i think with some experience but mishnet specifically presented a lot because i’m quirky

Saint

Xen video en í láxiý ýemdit'ix ruhu xenuz

not my video but it's made with chicken noises


Uc' sehxemaxañ' av sehjuxjí sehhianax ez' jál āhjíxnuzax cunem'enax

We'll beat or breed the resistant ones into pieces and wash it away

Original texts

Single sentences

Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu

The cat is stalking a plant


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu

I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu

I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu

The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


Hanpfeú có xaúx

The child interrupted the bird's call


C’en il setnteu habail’

I’ve never been able to stab children


Íūzi a R’úýen toc.

R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?

You really hate glottalization don’t you?


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.

Come inside, I like talking with you.


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.

Don't piss on terrorbirds.


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu

The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes


Numa numa iei

He escaped by running like hell


Corúuz'i xec

You and I are friends


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx

I love how you sing.


Setnjen' xem'en

I swam in the deep water


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?

Why are you so short?


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!

There's a snake in the grass, watch out!


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?

I'm good but could be better, you?


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.

It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.


Añ'cudixz'i maumau.

Cats are evil.


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.

The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.


Ji humuz cé xeu.

The man is sitting on a rock.


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?

How much for the parrot in the window?


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe

My favorite month is Am'ciaxe


En secuc' jál jutxux jíý hed' c'ez secuc' tsax hiauñ'l'a eý

I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.

Cēūshé was here.


Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý

He put new bowls on the long mat


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi

That dumbass thinks I won't notice


Xen jíý xad?

What happened?


Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai

Go where the Ýans live, lizard


Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'

If you do, I will not see.


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian

When the R'úvñ'ian is sus


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"

I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah

I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon


C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj

You'll be able to see the smoke from afar


Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.

Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.


Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.

I love this little gremlin's bonkers.


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.

Weeds will fill your grave.


C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.

Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.


Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.

We suffer more imagining than really being.


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare

The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities


Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux

They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je

My kid's a clutz


Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i

It is who made me remake it figurative.


Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?

Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?


Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.

I own a shack on the peninsula.


Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.

The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.


Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.

Don't buy the cheaper pillow.


Xeý dar'u cé cuice.

The man needed to adjust his loincloth.


Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.

You nearly killed me.


C'e uc' tartxe cur cur eý.

He can see in the darkest of caves.


Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.

I got this scar in the war.


Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.

I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.


Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.

That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.


Ucur'e ñéd'.

The room was silent.


R'úz nál cur'e aul'.

The mute woman came to the market stall.


Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.

After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.


Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.

The only thing I wait for is death.


Coxxem'uz ux curad.

Bury the dead animal.


Curehc'z'i il hab.

Mother's had a heart attack.


Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.

The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.


Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.

Getting cursed was his worst fear.


Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.

The children dislike his scary mask.


Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.

I have no ill will toward the king.


Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.

I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.


Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.

Find me a dark blue flower.


Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.

My copper shipment should've come a month ago.


Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.

This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.


Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.

Pay no mind to the insane old man.


Sulaúzax curux.

The nightmare woke me up.


C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?

Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?


Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.

As predicted, he forgot us.


Haruc' cé.

The man saw me.


Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.

The deer's father ran away.


Añ'céjí xañ'eux.

The gorilla is strong.


Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.

Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.


Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.

After the ritual he was an adult man.


C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.

The animal can no longer produce semen.


Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.

The penis curves downward.


Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.

We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.


Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.

My sister made a pretty dress.


Íúsxec a āyan céux.

Āyan gave me a brother.


C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.

You can't use only strength to hunt.


Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.

The wrestler trains to grow strong.


Haryen cóc.

He is my father.


Hazen jál eý cócou.

The uncles are here.


Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.

The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.


Iux cē jenad eý.

The boy played in the lake.


Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.

Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.


Iyútnux réu ej útnad.

The other hand was caught in a web.


Hanútni joñ'ur ta.

He caught three big fish.


Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.

The large river otter is eating.


Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.

Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.


Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.

The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.


Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.

A partially eaten donut was on the ground.


Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.

I love the Knrawi language.


Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.

The traders landed in the bay.


Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.

The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.


Seclaúz il juldum eý.

I wake up in the afternoon.


Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.

You must crush the rice thoroughly.


Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.

He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.


Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.

Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.


Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?

May you buy some crushed herbs?


Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.

I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.


Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.

These ground seeds make a good porridge.


Nal'nejin cui julex.

The sling bullet went through his jaw.


Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.

The road was trapped with a jutting spear.


Txadiz julue ñua ne.

He filled his mouth with rice.


Tabl'a siueñ julue je.

He suffers from oral cancer.


Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.

Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.


Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.

The dog licked the master.


Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.

The man stopped the barely started song.


Hanjulzí xecla.

He slurped from the soup bowl.


Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.

I'm too distracted by things to be.


Un' jál ñe letn.

This is the nearly finished house.


Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.

Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.


Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.

You must wait, the translator is sick.


Cozūts mujul yan'yan.

Stay in the shallow part of the river.


Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.

He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.


Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.

The fetus is much smaller than I expected.


Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.

Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.


Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.

I see you've trained your terrorbird well.


Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.

Someone needs to play the xeúr.


Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.

Events only have the meaning we give them.


Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.

You know better than to eat fish.


Secú etjeí.

My headache is killing me.


Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.

We'll need some edible flowers.


Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.

I think some parrots stole my damn hat.


R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.

Nowadays they get few customers here.


Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.

His face was slightly red at the sight of me.


Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.

I remember that from back when we were kids.


Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.

So I maybe lost your axe.


Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.

A language is a dialect with an army and navy.


Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.

The string is stretched too far.


C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.

Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.


Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.

I had to make some last-minute adjustments.


Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.

He ate it right before it spoiled.


Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.

Farm work is difficult but rewarding.


U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.

Fuck, we ran out of food.


Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.

According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.


Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.

My dog just pissed on my new rug.


Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.

A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.


Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.

I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.


Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian

Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.


Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.

I made the song to show you my love.


Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.

Banaiuj is the local poet.


Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.

Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.


C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.

The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.


Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?

Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?


Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.

The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.


Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.

Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.


Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.

I didn't expect your mother to see that.


Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.

We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.


Miu secú lepm eý

I was eating yesterday


Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.

I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.


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Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri

Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil

Please feed the baby some chicken


Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.

Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.


Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz

Donation from Civuyiscajrn


Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?

Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?


Sehcoi cé n'ez n'ez, í xauc xauc muzad cuc' eu je

I met a gorgeous guy, but he wouldn't shut the fuck up


Ji ji secxauc soc'ul', í xen secxauc xauc

Right now I'm speaking Soc'ul', but not for long


Xen ji coxxauc jul' xad?

What language are you speaking?


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Cual un', miu āhujen cuder' cuder' jer' Minesuta en eý jenxad.

Indeed, the water's been flowing too much in my part of Minnesota.


Sehuc' xecix

I saw her go into a store


Xen seccual āhcohxadi cohb'ei ez'e ú Tauxa al beil ej juxtux āhcozeuax xen'

I don't like your tendency to let Tauxa eat the last piece of bread without asking


Xen yanuxjí cuder' cuder' ez' jux jál eý c'e cohxauc xauc cuc' eu je?

Anyone here bored and wanna yap?


Uc' añ'miueiý yan'ux cur

Praise the blue worm


Secaicojí āhcozcual 🙏 (í miu aijíax xen secc'ua ih un' jál ne jux jux āhcozxauc lol)

I'm glad you liked it 🙏 (though honestly idk if that's anywhere close to what you said lol)


C'en secbīnz'i atn'a v'ual (av xen cñá?) āhun' xem'lád, ecñ'ir'i cñ'ebe ez'e japm'uco ualax icñirsi tníradeiñ, pfi jaj b'ei zijí al'a réūj xēpmaí uic'ad mojom xec tuilyad' Miúñ'o je vauc' jeñerxocño joti ez'e tsaiñ'añ' "sect'acñ'ojíaxiý txiuñc'e xenuz."

I can't attend the flatfish and cococut (or was it mango?) feast due to tooth decay and getting rather upset about staining my eye-catching dress with campfire soot, so don't waste time sorting through and measuring platters for my circumstantial ally Miúñ'o whether or not his offer to "make me a hero for a ciugkji" was just figurative.


Secmiūj jál xil xil eý iarje 23 je 🥳 (xen setnayn he aýaii pfi secatx ñua ruhu marco lol)

I just turned 23 🥳 (I don't have cake so I made fried chicken rice lol)


Cuoj cudiyan, usxenūrax jál seicxeý seicróc'ádz'i Ximeceutumyan.

Damn, this reminds me I gotta flesh out Sìmucau Day.


Hazen t'acñ'o jiñ'al Enajer' ūsar'u xenuz jál jál; ji āhc'uaý jiñ'al xad xenuz xen secc'uáx

Just an old war hero from southern Anajrn; what war he's from I still haven't figured out

Multiple sentences

Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.

Hello! I was made by Tauxa.


Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil. -xen c’uaijí

Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own. -unknown


Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'

Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart


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Cut'uit'ui il tec, Ban' tec ez'e āu, Syíún' ad en c'ua.

I scatter the grain, The grain is my example, My farm is the mind.


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Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.

It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.


Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?

Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?


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"Cuoj Apfája, Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña? Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."

"Apfája, How are your buttocks so round? My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."


Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).

Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).


Ji ji secuc' jál channel. N'ez un' il ez'e xauc hez'i atxjul je, váv xen un' al'a al'a āzuóc je āhxauc xen'e?

Just now seeing this channel. Is it usually for in-conlang chat, and/or is it mostly for non-chat showcases?


Xen miu cozxauc āhcoxuc' tsadixaj? Cuhabaux xen' je āhañ'ār cuder c'ez ji ji muzad ji secxeý secñéz

Did you just say you saw a tiger cub? I don't care how cute it is, we need to leave right fucking now


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Uc' secxeý xeý il hez'i joti cual āhsoceylac ej n'eú ne. En socjí jensutx ai jál tumyan eý, ñij rév'en xem'en abutsíl, C'e socréuzi ne ne meven eý, socevúý ualax xem'en abutsíl. Xil eý secet'euý joti āhsecsuxad secjen' ez' ej n'eú ne.

All I will ever truly want is to be with you my spouse again. I begged you on that day not to leave, not to forever steep beneath the waves To be able to hold you close ashore, soaked by your dark green honeycomb dress. Now I only ask that when I die we both swim with the jnaùa.


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R'uc' cuc' z'aitabl'a jál ziñuu yaiad āhharhurýail ýan heit ec'r'éu eý. Muzad ih sehuc' ej il c'ez sehxeyad sehaicojí mauil tapm'iu āci xenuz.

Here's to hoping those thieving bastards that fucked me out of my money get an itch in their assholes they can't scratch. If I ever fucking see them again I'll happily help them out with a rusty horny hook.


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Réūjiý hez'i ats ez'e yepfu uic'ad cual āhun' m'ixem cú xenuz muzr'u. C'e iyréūjaxiý hez'i esnamye cuder myu xeuár'u xeuár'u ixuñ í xen eý jál suíl al'a al'a ej.

Using a string, π can be measured as approximately 19/6. A more precise fraction can be calculated with many-sided regular polygons, but for most purposes this is not necessary.


Xen miu cuhán' xad jál tumyan eý? Setnjí beil úu ne í iyr'úuei xañ'il xañ'il xañ'il (nanam vauc' xen').

What have y'all been cooking today? I made bread with a friend but it turned out way too dense (still tasted good though).

Dialogs

Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej? (Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?) {Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}

Tauxa: Hm?

Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý? {What are you called?} (What's your name?)

Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je? (Tauxa, why?)

Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad? {Tauxa, what do you eat?} (Tauxa, what are you eating?)

Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’. (Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)

Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad? {Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?} (Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)

Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux. (Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)

Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý? {Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?} (Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)

Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud (The stall right behind you, dumbass.)

Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”? (Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)

Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz. (It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)

Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud! {Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!} (Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)

Tauxa: Seccuz. (No problem.)

Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa? (Where are you from, Tauxa?)

Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je. (The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)

Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.

Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad? (Who are you talking to?)

Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne. (Oh just myself with this uh… box.)

Tauxa: R’ūño cuder. (That explains a lot.)

Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.

Researcher: Xen un’ xad? (What was that?)

Tauxa: Xen’. (Nothing)

Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux? (Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)

Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý? (Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)

Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý. (A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)

Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai. (“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)

Researcher: Aíún'... (It’s…)

Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai. (I said I don't wanna know.)

Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej? (Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)

Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej. (This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)

Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer. {Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.} (Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)

Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej. (I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)

Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual? (Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)

Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax. (Thanks for reminding me.)

Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad? {No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?} (No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)

Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he. (I'm not sure what you mean.)

Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne? {What gods do you farm with?} (What gods do you worship?)

Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu. (Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)

Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-… (I see, so would you say that…)

Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej. (Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)

Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit… (Actually you answered another question after…)

Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl. (Leave before I make you.)


1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!

2: Xen taitu hé?

1: Xaucxaucuóc.

2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.

1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.

2: Xen pfi xen có hej?

1: Xen xen.

1: My kid's turning two!

2: What's their name?

1: Xaucxaucuóc.

2: That's a weird name for a kid.

1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.

2: So it's not your child?

1: Wrong.


1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman? "Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"

2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý. "Because they don't need them."

1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý? "But why don't they need them?"

2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam. "Because they have beaks."

1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'? "But why do they have beaks not teeth?"

2: Xen secc'ua. "I don't know."

1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua? "But why don't you know?"

2: Cual cual cozlaidzi. "Please go to sleep."


Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je. Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.

Nanabai, coi corxauc'! Grandma, stop calling me that!

Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad? Okay, what will I call you?

"Socidansi." "Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")

Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl? Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?

Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas. All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.

Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc. That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.

Súzi súzi... Okay...

Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'? Now, what would you like me to call you?

Ē... U, riyaúba! Uh... oo, watermelon!

Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj. I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.


Cuxeý cuxauc āhcozen xeye ez'e cuzjí ne jál jál āhsehuc' il. Cozñéi ñéi!

Cual cual?... Jál xen'e, xen cur'ūñoax cuú xad eý jux?

Hanjeyec laz ienaue n'el' a úu al'a xad xad jitijisi eý. Xen coi secūr xad xil eý āhueylac aul'ú nu, í ih cozet'euý Jejal je, c'ez c'e xeyad eu ez' ej.

Cual, cozen je uc' āhsehxec tumyan. Ej ne ih cozxeý cozxeyad ej jux jux, c'ez āhcorxauc uc' āhsecjí hez'i ai jux jux c'e āhsexcjí.

Uc' uc' socmeýu heit eý; c'en corc'uaiax jul' Iñ'lix hej ā?


I must say, you're the only normal-height foreigner I've ever seen. Welcome!

Thanks?... Anyway, is there anywhere to eat you'd recommend?

An old friend somewhere along this road sells amazing ienaue (spiced rice flatbread). I always forget where exactly her stall is, but if you ask around for Jejal someone else can help you find it.

Got it, I'll tell her you said hi. Also if you want help with anything in return let me know and I'll be glad to do whatever I can.

I might take you up on that later; could you teach me some of your English language?

Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)

Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?

I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?


Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál

Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec


Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual

What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat


Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?

Is it evolved from a different lang or original?


Ah secuc’

Ah got it


Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý

No worries, see ya tomorrow


Oh seccudiz lol

Oh my bad lol


Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’

I sense an IE lang


Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u

Nothaway’s catlang confirmed


Cual, ñā

Yes, nyaa


Cozcual tum’ay (:

gn (:


Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej

That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’


Xad eý sus cureu 😳

When the impostor is sus 😳


Cozen cozen

No u


Il ji

You have now


Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý

Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town


Secuc’ un’ “xen’”

I’ll take that as a no


Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he

Imagine standing instead of running smh my head


Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i

Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’


Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u

Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going


Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol


Ā cual lol


Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil


C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?

Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?


En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi

There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick


Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii

Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context


Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i

I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun


Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol

Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol


Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?

Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?


Cud ieuiai

Skill issue


Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?

Oo which word's "English"?


Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o

Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab


A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?

Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?


Cual cual, cun' hej link?


Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual


Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?

Maybe you could focus more on semantics?


Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?

Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?


Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'

Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy


Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz

Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck


Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí? Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder? U... Ū. MUZAD.

"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?" "Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?" "Oh... OH. FUCK."

Longer texts

Oldest written Soc'ul' joke

If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.

Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.

Love poem

Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi, Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi. C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej Āhsocuc' āl hej. Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne Í xen xen miuc coreniý he Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.

Your hair, your eyes, your touch, They all make me warm and safe. I can't wait another moment To see your face. The gods must not want me to be beside you But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine Or me loving you so much.

My horses collect teeth

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Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'

Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman

Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'

Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'

Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)

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Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci

Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute

Original dad jokes

Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al'a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!

What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!


Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.

I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.


Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?

Nuc' har'úño?

What did the homesick river otter say?

Will he/she/they visit me? or Might it be a webbed hand/foot?

Original songs (most incomplete)

Hymn to Xíýan

Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz Āhaíyanux cudix Secaí secïubi Xíýan

When he rose from the lightning-struck ground To slay the evil one We cheered surely for Xíýan


Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan (Round-Trip Trader's Lament)

Ū Oh

Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil What I wouldn't give to land at last

Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je From an endless journey leeward and windward again

Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc The archipelago's riches need me they say

Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu But I really can't stay in this boat any longer

Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say

Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit But my fate is already tattooed

Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui, As a slave to this bastard ship,

Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý The hunger for too much in both it and me


Yan'ad Jem'uj (The same rope)

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Original lullaby

Cozen eý cé, Xen curiljí. Cozc'ualz'i nál Jenyan' xem xenuz, Āhcohñ'alai Xec ez'e c'ual eý...

Your father dear is here, So darling do not fear, O have a little dream Of maids by the old stream, O dance with them you will In dreams with them until...