Fransáes

Fransáes is a jokelang created by Caelen Selke-Minogue. It is intended to fix the French language because it sorely needs it. It fixes the abomination that is French spelling, and also changes the grammar to conform with the more intelligent languages of the world.

Phonology

Consonants

Consonants
	Labial	Alveolar	Post-Alveolar	Palatal	Velar	Uvular
Plosive	p /p/ b /b/	t /t/ d /d/			k /k/ g /g/
Fricative	f /f/ v /v/	s /s/ z /z/	sh /ʃ/ zh /ʒ/		x /x/	rh /ʁ/
Nasal	m /m/	n /n/		nn /ɲ/	ng /ŋ/
Tap/Flap		r /r/
Approximant			l /l/	j /j/

Vowels

Vowels
	Front	Middle	Back
Close	i /i/		u /u/
Close-mid	ae /e/	' /ə/	ou /o/
Open-Mid	e /ɛ/		o /ɔ/
Open		a /a/

Stress is always denoted by an acute (´). If stress occurs on a sound represented by two letters it is put on the first letter.

Syllable Structure

• CV
• CCV
• CVC
• V
• CCVC
• VC
• CCCV
• CCVCC
• CCCVC
• VCC
• CCCVCC

Morphology

Nouns

Fransáes has a stupidly long list of cases: Nominative, Accusative, Dative, Ablative, Genitive, Vocative, Locative, Instrumental, Causal, Terminative, Temporal, Sublative, Elative and Illative.

	Function
Nominative	Subject of finite verb
Accusative	Object of transitive verb
Vocative	Addressee
Dative	Indirect object; to
Genitive	Possessor of noun; of
Instrumental	Means of performing a verb with
Causal	The reason for a verb for
Locative	General physical position by
Ablative	Movement from from
Sublative	Movement toward toward
Elative	Movement from out of
Illative	Movement toward into
Terminative	Limit of until
Temporal	Location of time at