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Kœtetekian

2026-06-12T09:25:28Z

LavaSalt402:

Kœtetekian

2026-06-12T09:22:50Z

LavaSalt402:

2026-06-11T19:22:52Z

Kœtetekian

2026-06-11T18:31:24Z

LavaSalt402:

{{privatelang}}
{{Infobox language
|image = Kœtetekian_Flag.png
|imagesize = 185px
|name = Kœtetekian
|nativename = Heßřala be Cœteton
|pronunciation = kœteton
|states = Djatsacoro, Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone, Kutetum Archæological Protected Area, Mecißay Military Zone, Neövo Sagaret, Republic of Neövo Papua, Sagaret UN Preservation Zone, Tacalařmos, Tarußay
|setting = Alternative history of [[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
|region = [[w:Indochina|Indochina]]
|speakers = 190
|date = 2025
|created = ~2018
|familycolor = Indo-European
|fam2 = Levantine
|fam3 = Djatsacoran
|fam4 =
|creator = User:LavaSalt402
|stand1 = Standard Djatsacoran Kœtetek
|script1 = Latn
| nation = Kœtetekia
|minority = Kozelekland
[[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
New Kœtetekia (unrecognized)
|agency = Ministry of Public Affairs, Sub-Ministry of Language
|map =
|mapsize =
|mapcaption =
|notice = IPA
|ethnicity = Romans
|ancestor = Latin
|ancestor2 = Kutetanian
|ancestor3 = Koetetekian
|ancestor4 = Lemekian
|fam1=[[w:Romance languages|Latin]]|majority=Kœtetekia (official language)}}

Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesβaβa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

WARNING: I don't know much about conlangs, so it's not that impressive.

All of this is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en|CC CC BY-SA 4.0 International], I think. Happy creating Kœtetekian content, I guess?

[[File:Kœtetekian Map.png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (2).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Borders)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (3).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Text)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (4).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia if we don't turn off the tap]]
[[File:Map of Djatsacoro.png|thumb|Map of Djatsacoro, the capital]]

== Alphabet ==

=== Main Letters (Translation to IPA) ===

# Aa = a
# Bβ = b
# Db = d
# Ee = e
# Ff = f
# Gg = g
# Hh = h
# Xx = ks
# İi = i
# Jj = ʒ
# Cc = k
# Ll = ɫ
# Λn = n
# Oo = o
# Qq = kj
# Πp = p
# Pr = ɾ
# Ss = s
# Tt = t
# Uu = u
# Vv = v
# Yy = j
# Zz = z

=== Accents (Translation to IPA) ===

# A: Ää = ɶ
# A: Ææ = æ
# E: Éé = x
# X: Ẋẋ = sk
# İ: Iı = ɯ
# Λ: Mm = m
# C: Čč = d͡ʒ
# Č: Ç̌ç̌ = t͡ʃ
# O: Öö = œ
# O: Œœ = œ
# P: P̌ř = r
# S: Šš = ʃ
# U: Üü = y
# U: Ww = w
# Z: Źź = tz

=== Letter Mixtures ===

==== Vowels (Kœtetekian correspondence) ====

# aa = between o and a
# ae (æ) = between a and ä
# äa = between a and ä
# äe = between ä and æ
# æa = between ä and æ
# æe = between æ and e
# ea = between æ and e
# ee = between e and i
# ia = between i and ı
# ie = higher pitched i
# ıa = between o and ı
# ıe = between ı and i
# oa = lower pitched o
# oe (œ) = between o and ö
# öa = between o and ö
# öe = between ö and i
# œa = between o and œ
# œe = between œ and i
# ua = between o and u
# ue = between u and ü
# üa = between u and ü
# üe = between ü and i

<nowiki>*</nowiki>ae and oe is written as æ and œ.

==== Consonats (English correspondence) ====

# ch (č) = "j" in "jackson"
# chh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# chhh = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# čh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# čhh = ""t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# ç̌h = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# dj = "j" in "jack"
# dz = "j" in "jill"
# fh = cat hissing
# gh = ğ in "bağlama" (Turkish correspondence)
# kh = "kh" in "khufu"
# sh (š) = "sh" in "sheep"
# th = "th" in "the"
# ts = "ts" in "mitsotakis"
# vh = whistling
# wh = loud whistling

<nowiki>*</nowiki>You can write č, ç̌ and š as ch, čh and sh.

==== The Dash (-) ====
The dash is used to separate a letter mix.

"oe" = reads like Kœtetekian "ö"

"o-e" = reads like plain oe

== Numbers ==

=== Digits ===

==== Explanation ====
n = Normal / As Prefix / Mathematical / Legacy (Optional)

==== Digit List ====
0 = Cero / Zer / Noβ

1 = Une / Une / Sigg

2 = Dön / Biy / Doin / Doné

3 = Tritt / Triy / Trin

4 = Qintt / Qadr / Qirin / Quintt

5 = Qit / Pent / Qinin

6 = Cix / Heks / Hekin

7 = Cise / Sepet / Setin / Onto

8 = Octo / Octen / Otin

9 = Nove / Noβre / Notin / Nyen

=== Usage ===

==== Normal ====
"Mo termelo '''une''' ronβoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

==== As Prefix ====
"To termeles biy-muss." -> You have two muscles (biceps).

==== Mathematical (Optional) ====
"Sigg et sigg leme doin." -> One and (plus) one is (equals) two.

==== Legacy ====
Used when writing ordinal numbers or numbers between 11-19.

For example;

1st, 2nd, 3rd != Unevo, Dönvo, Trittvo;

1st, 2nd, 3rd = Unevo, Donévo, Trittvo;

or;

11, 12, 13 != unter, dönter, trittter;

11, 12, 13 = unter, donéter, trittter;

=== Bigger Numbers ===
10 = Toc

11 = Unter

12 = Donter (Officially donéter)

13 = Tritter (Officially trittter)

14 = Quintter (Officially quinttter)

15 = Qiter (Officially qitter)

16 = Toc-Cix

17 = Toc-Onto

18 = Toc-Octo

19 = Toc-Nyen

20 = Dön-Toc

21 = Une Dön-Toc

22 = Dön Dön-Toc

23 = Tritt Dön-Toc

30 = Tritt-Toc

31 = Une Tritt-Toc

100 = Hunt

200 = Dön-Hunt

1000 = Thount

2119 = Toc-Nyen Hunt Dön-Thount

10^6 = Millint

10^9 = Mallint

10^12 = Trillint

10^15 = Qetrillint

10^18 = Qentillint

10^21 = Septillint

10^24 = Sexillint

10^27 = Octillint

10^30 = Nonillint

10^33 = Desillint

=== Parenthesis ===
The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs parentheses to operate properly. For example,

Une (Dön Toc) Thount = One (Twenty) Thousand = 20,001

Une Dön Toc Thount = Twenty One Thousand = 21,000

( = Unen Parateset

) = Ceren Parateset

=== Decimal Numbers ===

==== Normal Decimal Numbers ====
0.54 = Cero Putt Quintt Qit-Toc

==== Special Decimal Numbers ====
0.5 = Cero et Qitete

0.25 = Cero et Qinete

0.75 = Cero et Terete

==== Fractions ====
½ = Une carxaber dön

=== Computation ===

==== Numerical Operators ====
1 + 1 = Une et une

1 - 1 = Une carxa-et une

1 * 1 = Une ber une

1 / 1 = Une carxaber une

1 ** 1 = Une berber une

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoβmobulo (division but no modulus) une

1 % 1 = Une mobulo une

1 + 1 = 2 = Une et une leme dön

==== Binary Logical Operators ====
&& = et

|| = ot

^ = exec ot

! = noβ

==== Ordinal Numbers ====
nth = nvo

1st = unevo

2nd = donévo

3rd = trittvo

4th = quinttvo

7th = ontovo

9th = nienvo

First = primervo

Last = lasinvo

== Grammar ==

=== Addressing ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Married
!Single
!Kid
|-
|Male
|Illo
|Ille
|Ilito
|-
|Female
|Ella
|Elle
|Elita
|-
|Non-Binary
|Alle
|Alli
|Aliti
|}
Autograph = Trecca

Name = Yama primervo

Surname = Süryama / Yama lasinvo

=== Articles ===

==== Definite Articles ====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Single
!Plural
|-
|Male
|Il
|Lis
|-
|Female
|El
|Les
|-
|Non-Binary
|Al
|Las
|}

=== Indefinite Articles ===

# a = un
# an = un
# some = unyes

==== Plural ====
If a word ends with a vowel, it gets an "s" to make it plural.

But if it ends with a consonant, it gets a "yes".

ronβoloto = apple

ronβolotos = apples

βayβay = god be with you (goodbye)

βayβayyes = goodbyes

=== Adjectives ===

==== Qualification ====

===== Permament =====
maβa = woman

megaturé maβa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

===== Temporary =====
maba = girl

maba βien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

==== Possession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mi, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gi, ti (respect)

3rd Person: ilin (masculine), elin (feminine), alin (androgynous), si (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mani, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gani, vi (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesin (masculine), elyesin (feminine), alyesin (androgynous), sani (non-binary)

===== Indication =====

# βir = this
# βaź = that
# βires = these
# βaźes = those

=== Pronouns ===

==== Personal ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mo (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: go (ordinary), to (respect)

3rd Person: il (masculine), el (feminine), al (androgynous), so (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: man (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: gan (ordinary), vo (respect)

3rd Person: ilyes (masculine), elyes (feminine), alyes (androgynous), san (non-binary)

===== Variations (for mo) =====

# Normal: I = mo
# Plain: me = mu
# Specifıcation: [verb] me = [verb] mu
# Orientation: to me = a mu
# Presence: in me: βer mu
# Presence: with me: trot mu
# Separation: from me: frim mu
# Possession: min

==== Posession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: min (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: gin (ordinary), tin (respect)

3rd Person: ilinin (masculine), elinin (feminine), alinin (androgynous), sin (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: manin (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: ganin (ordinary), vin (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesinin (masculine), elyesinin (feminine), alyesinin (androgynous), sanin (non-binary)

==== Other ====
Ursula's = Ursula'i (the apostrophe has the same role as the dash)

I love Ursula and her purse. = Mo termo Ursula et elinin trage. (You can also say Mo termo Ursula et i trage, i meaning Ursula'i but shortened due to already existing mention of her)

==== Indication ====
βir = this

βaź = that

su = it

βires = these

βaźes = those

san = they

=== Verbs (all verbs end with -ar, or -er) ===

==== Verb "to be" (lemer) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: lemo

2nd Person: lemes

3rd Person: leme

===== Plural =====
1st Person: lemos

2nd Person: lemeses

3rd Person: lemese

==== Past Perfect (ate, tarar) ====
1st Singular Person: taroce-o

2nd Singular Person: taroce-es

3rd Singular Person: taroce-e

1st Plural Person: taroce-os

2nd Plural Person: taroce-eses

3rd Plural Person: taroce-ese

==== Past Imperfect (would eat) ====
1st Singular Person: taroca-o

2nd Singular Person: taroca-as

3rd Singular Person: taroca-a

1st Plural Person: taroca-os

2nd Plural Person: taroca-asas

3rd Plural Person: taroca-asa

==== Past Indefinite (was eating) ====
I was eating = Mo can tarar

==== Future Tense (will eat) ====
I will eat = Mo a taru

==== Imperative ====
Eat! = Taren!

==== Gerund ====
eating = tarar

==== Comparative ====
more = sanaturé

less = sinituré

big = megaturé

bigger = sanaturé megaturé

==== Superlative ====
most = secaturé

least = sicituré

small = minituré

smallest = secaturé minituré

==== Interrogation ====

# I eat = Mo taro
# I do not eat = Mo noβ taro
# I can eat = Mo a tarar
# I cannot eat = Mo noβ a tarar
# I could eat = Mo a-oce-o tarar
# I could not eat = Mo noβ a-oce-o tarar
# I shall eat = Mo neče tarar
# I shall not eat = Mo noβ neče tarar
# I should eat = Mo nečoce-o tarar
# I should not eat = Mo noβ nečoce-o tarar
# I may eat = Mo zary tarar
# I may not eat = Mo noβ zary tarar
# I might eat = Mo zaroce-o tarar
# I might not eat = Mo noβ zaroce-o tarar

=== Unofficial Grammar ===

==== A. Feminine Posession (Taruβay Slang) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mon, næ (respect)

2nd Person: gon, tæ (respect)

3rd Person: illost (masculine), elost (feminine), alost (androgynous), son (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mæ, non (respect)

2nd Person: gæ, von (respect)

3rd Person: ilosta (masculine), elosta (feminine), alosta (androgynous), sæ (non-binary)

==== Question Tense (Northeastern Tacalařmos Accent) ====
work = traβar

You work. = Go traβas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traβi?

-i = question tense

bzogor = question word

==== Negativity in Verbs (Product of Kœzeleccian Influence) ====
You work = Go traβas

You do not work = Go non traβas

You cannot work = Go traβas non

==== Quantification (Unofficial but Widely Used) ====

# star = stert
# no stars = carxastert
# some stars = carẋastert
# any star = patsstert
# all stars = parxastert
# next star = patesstert
# previous star = catesstert

== Speaking ==

=== Verbs ===

# be = lemer
# eat = tarar
# drink = biβir
# live = lyifir
# wear = βasar
# sleep = bomar
# have = termeler
# need = nečesitir
# want = quillingir
# love = termar
# hate = tarmar
# open = uner
# close = cerer

=== Basic Words ===

# human = homen
# man = monřo
# woman = maβa
# boy = mombřo
# girl = maba
# apple = toloβobřo
# bread = ronβoloto
# water = aqunmar (actually aqun = water, mar = sea but this is the local use)
# milk = letem

=== Less Basic Words ===

# light = lyit
# forest = taβer (plant thing)
# water = aqunmar (not a verb, water sea)
# fire = fyir
# shadow = negrevtaβer (black thing)
# spirit = morthomen (dead human)
# wind = ær
# thunder = megaturé-electro-sunt (big electro-sound)
# lightning = ær-electro (air electricity)
# time = tyim
# stamina = stemane
# health = lyif
# cold = miniturétemer (small temprature)
# hot = megaturétemer (big temprature)
# shock = electromort (electrical death)
# speed = spid
# attack = ataç̌e
# defense = defeše
# stealth = minituré-sunt (small sound)

=== Question ===

# what = ce
# where = noceβas
# when = βotta
# how = malina
# how many = potta
# why = pelno
# who = tros
# whose = tros'i

=== Basic Expressions ===

# yes = lei
# no = noβ
# please = prasnoř
# thank you = ginue
# how are you = malina lemes/lemeses (plural)
# I'm fine = lemo βien
# I'm bad = lemo malon
# pardon me = parbon
# hello = hařlo
# goodbye = βayβay
# good morning/day = βienes daias
# good afternoon = βienes sogonyes
# good night = βienes niatyes
# what's your name = ce leme gi yama
# I'm Billy = mi yama leme Billy/mo lemo Billy
# good morning = βieneé baias
# good afternoon = βieneé sogonyes
# good night = βieneé ni-atyes

=== Clock ===

# what time is it = ce leme el noci
# it is thirteen past four = leme qintt et toc-tritt
# it is quarter past four = leme qintt et qinete
# it is half past four = leme qintt et qitete
# it is quarter to five = leme qintt et terete
# second/minute/hour = secen/minen/ur

=== Date ===

# day/month/year = baia/monot/yer
# century/millenium = huntyer/thountyer
# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/βirbaia/paxaabaia
# january = jabalenæ
# february = febalenæ
# march = marc
# april = arpa
# may = marpa
# june = jarpa
# july = quintisset
# august = sextiset
# september = serpset
# october = octorpset
# november = nienset
# december = desset

=== Colours ===

# red = rurt
# orange = narart
# yellow = jart
# green = vert
# blue = aqurt
# purple = vilirt
# pink = rort
# black = no-art
# grey = grirt
# white = βlart

=== Place Indicators ===

# in = a-er
# on = βer
# under = cer
# by = ber
# in front of = e-er
# behind = fer
# between = ger

(I know, sometimes I myself think how creative I really am)

=== Swearing ===
Some notable bad words include: trüfü, crit, and efügg.

=== Notable Words ===

# because = pelnala
# but = pelno
# since = prigg
# Communism = Comünon
# government = govenuna
# cat = cavta
# dog = pevta
# bird = libetva
# octopus = octencalamavta
# unipus = calamavta / unecalamavta
# something / object = βer
# and / with = et
# or = ot
# without = carxa-et
# use = tegar
# thing = βer
# go / come = comutar

=== Notable Suffixes ===

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. biβar = to drink, biβala = beverage
# -avta = Animal e.g. piẋar = to swim, piẋavta = fish
# -una = Dœr e.g. spidar = to spide, spiduna = spider
# -ya = Country e.g. Cœtetya = Kœtetekia
# -on = Language / Ideology e.g. Cœteton = Kœtetekian

(Cœtet- = Kœtetekian racial suffix)

=== Notable Vocabulary ===

==== Lessons ====

# english = Ingřon
# Kœtetekian = Cœteton
# lemekian = Lemeton
# art = faβricala
# physical education = academicesportala
# social studies = sosyalyes
# mathematics = matyes
# science = se-ansyes

==== Class Behaviour ====

# to enter = entrer
# to sit = senter
# to stand up = carxasenter
# to watch = eger
# to listen = erar
# to read = carxaẋriβer
# to write = ẋriβer
# to repeat = patesheβřar
# to speak = heβřar
# silence, please = carxaheβřala, prasnoř
# how do you write ...? = malina vo ẋribes ...?
# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heβřalase-ans?
# i don't understand = mo no cemepro.

==== Zodiac Signs ====

# aries = ravta
# taurus = tavta
# gemini = βiyhomen
# cancer = crevta
# leo = reyvta
# virgo = maβa
# libra = liβeala
# scorpia = escovta
# sagittarius = sentavta
# capricorn = govta
# aquarius = aqunβer
# pisces = βiypiscavta

==== Body Parts ====

# head = trac
# hair = hete
# eye = egala
# nose = smala
# mouth = heβřalaβer
# ear = erala
# neck = tehnef
# shoulder = hurna
# elbow = cacret
# hand = ẋribalaβer
# finger = ẋribalaβerβer
# boob = letemβer
# nipple = letemβerβer
# belly = tagac
# penis = momβřotrüf
# vagina = maβatrüf
# butt = carxatrüf
# leg = geret
# knee = geretβer
# foot = tugg
# tœ = tuggβer

==== Family ====

# self = mu
# father = βaβa
# mother = mama
# grandmother = mamamama / βaβamama
# grandfather = mamaβaβa / βaβaβaβa
# son prefix = pates-
# grandson prefix = patespates-
# older sibling prefix = carxacates-
# younger sibling prefix = cates-
# cousin = e.g. patescarxacatesmama

==== Directions ====

# north = nort
# south = sort
# east = solnacala (birth of sun)
# west = solmort (death of sun)
# southeast = sortsolnacala

==== Distance ====

# here = ceβas
# there = ceβase
# there (far) = ceβases

=== Making New Words ===
Since Kœtetekian is a small language, there should be a way to create new words. There's actually 2 ways:

==== By Existing Words ====
pond = minituréaqunmar (small water sea)

dinosaur = dinovta

Loch Ness Monster = minituréaqunmardinovta

==== By Non-Existing Words ====
1. Get a word from a Latin (French, Italian, Spanish, Romanian, Moldavian etc.) language -> universidad ("university" in Spanish)

2. Modify it a bit -> universtad

3. Make it satisfying for Kœtetekian grammar -> universtar

4. Congrats, new word! (go to a school with high importance -> universtar)

(This is an example, not an actual word in Kœtetekian)

== Lore ==
=== Ancient History ===
Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some [[w:Zionist|Zionist]] [[w:Radical_Politics|radical]] [[w:Fundamentalists|fundamentalists]] created a [[w:Cult|cult]] that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for [[w:Judaism|Judaism]] and [[w:Paganism's|Paganism's]] [[w:Disinformation|disinformation]]. The cult gained popularity and support by [[w:roman|Roman]] officials in [[w:Levant|Levant]], and is one of the reasons of [[w:Jesus's_execution|Jesus's execution]] by the [[w:Roman_Empire|Roman Empire]]. Later, [[w:Christianity|Christianity]] grew and the cult's main founder [[w:Conversion_to_Christianity|converted]] to it. This caused the [[w:Dissolution_(politics)|dissolution]] of the cult. After the [[w:Pagan|Pagan]] structure of Rome was threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan [[w:Extremism|extremist]] Romans, and did [[w:Terrorism|terrorist]] operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great [[w:Conversion_of_Constantine|converted to Christianity]]. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the [[w:Turks|Turks]] [[w:Migration|migrated]] to [[w:Anatolia|Anatolia]] and found an [[w:Alliance|alliance]] with the nation Kutetania. After the [[w:1st_Beylik_Era|1st Beylik Era]], the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the [[w:Conservatism|conservative]] [[w:Population|population]] didn't let the [[w:Vocabulary|vocabulary]] change, so the language has a lot of [[w:Romance_languages|Latin]] features even if the country's located in [[w:Indochina|Indochina]].

=== Migration to Indochina ===
By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the [[w:tibet|entire mountain range]]. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the [[w:climate_of_vietnam|Vietnamese jungle]] and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan [[w:Pillage|pillages]] and [[w:Raid_(Military)|raids]]. There were no place eastward except [[w:America|America]] which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be [[w:Indigenous_peoples|indigenous]] and acting as a native tribe to cover the [[w:Illegal_immigration|illegal immigration]]. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.

=== Modern History ===
==== [[w:Vietnamese_War|Vietnamese War]] ====
During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the [[w:United_States_of_America|United States of America]] and its [[w:Puppet_state|puppet state]] [[w:South_Vietnam|South Vietnam]] in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of [[w:Sovereignty|sovereignty]] if the USA can have [[w:Military_base|military bases]] on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an [[w:election|election]] once every 5 year, including one for the new [[w:Prime_minister|prime minister]] and prime delegate stands. Also, the [[w:Legislative_branch|fabricative]] and the [[w:Judicial_branch|judicial]] branches were introduced. Nokeriva was elected as the first prime minister with the first president being Reat Usariliff.

==== Civil War ====

The first civil war of the country wasn't the one in 2022, bur an older one between the 2 republics in 1961. In that war, Lemetians wanted all of the island to themselves. Dzatsacoro was briefly sieged in the spring of 1962, with a failed coup later. After those events, Sagaret and Mecißay were given to Lemetians. After the ban of inhabiting, this sparked the civil war in 2022.

==== Kugerwaßen Incident ====
In the early 1960's, the [[w:Belgian_people|Belgian]] biologist Heinrich Kugerwaßen working at [[w:ECOSOC|UN's]] South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local [[w:Tree|tree]] with a [[w:Genetic_mutation|genetic mutation]] that produces [[w:Cherries|cherries]] and [[w:Apple|apples]] at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, UN's [[w:Delegate_model_of_representation|delegates]] had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area in a resolution, with citizens being [[w:Deportation|deported]] to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwaßen was inspecting the trees, heavy [[w:Rainfall|rainfall]] and [[w:Fog|fog]] made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island [[w:Archipelago|archipelago]] in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwaßen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.

==== Kopeleccian War ====
In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Taruβak. (which was renamed to Taruβay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].

==== Kozelekland ====
In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of [[w:Hippies|hippies]] wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered [[w:De_facto|de facto]]. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior [[w:Means_of_production|means of production]], exploitation of the [[w:Proletariat|proletariat]] and small trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a [[w:Refugee_camp|refugee camp]] in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.

==== Molossian War ====
Kœtetekia is considered a [[w:Microstate|microstate]] by all means. So when the [[w:Micronation|micronation]] [[w:Republic_of_Molossia|Republic of Molossia]] declared war on [[w:East_Germany|East Germany]], Kœtetekia was obviously supporting Molossia since at that time, Kœtetekia and USA were allies due to the American military bases on Kuala Nort. In 2025 when Kœtetekia switched to [[w:Communism|Communism]], the nation started defending [[w:Ernst_Thälmann_Island|East Germany]] after a [[w:Referandum|referandum]]. There's 0 casualties on the war that's [[w:Symbolic|symbolic]] to all sides.

==== Civil War & Communism ====
In late 2022, a [[w:bomb|bomb]] hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian [[w:Supremacism|supremacist]] group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the [[w:Mayor|mayor]] of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a [[w:Baker's_dozen|baker's dozen]] of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and [[w:Asassination|asassinated]] Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to [[w:Retaliation|retaliate]], but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already [[w:Sieged|sieged]] the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the [[w:War_with_Terror|War with Terror]]. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and [[w:Social_democracy|social democrat]] Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations and changed the name back to Kœtetekia.

=== Cities ===
==== Djatsacoro ====
Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaβoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faβorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaβoriTaralas deriving from Faβorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaβoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

==== Tacalařmos ====
Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloβobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Republic of Neövo Papua ====
Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. Actually, the pond is just a bay but the locals still call it a pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there. Neövo Papua is a republic inside Kœtetekia, which means it's something like [[w:Sakha|Sakha]].

==== Taruβay ====
Taruβay is a village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Meciβay Military Area ====
Meciβay is the sister city of Taruβay, having a vibrant community while being close to Taruβay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Meciβayans were deported to Taruβay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone ====
Kuala Nort is the westernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccian War for more information.

==== Sagaret UN Preservation Zone ====
Sagaret is the southernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kugerwaßen incident for more information.

==== Neövo Sagaret ====
After inhabiting in Sagaret was banned, some Sagaretians found a new city with similar features.

==== Koezelecvill ====
Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kozelekland for more information.

==== Small Islands ====

===== Nokeriva =====

Nokeriva is the westernmost island of Kœtetekia, with 3 inhabitants who operate a boat supply shop, bait shop and a boat repair shop. The island was named after Tifi Nokeriva.

===== Heinrich & Usariliff =====

These 2 islands make up the Kugerwaßen archipelago, named after Heinrich Kugerwaßen and Reat Usariliff. They're called Hòn Tuong in Vietnamese. Usariliff is declared a protected zone by the government.

===== Union Island =====

Union Island is the northern tip of the country, being a protected zone by the government. It is named after the union of Kœtetekians, Lemetians, Americans and the Vietnamese.

===== Koppeh Island =====

Koppeh Island is a national park belonging to the Kozelekland.

=== Government ===

==== Fabricative (Legislative) Branch ====

* National Parliament: 50 members are chosen by public. Laws are made by delegates in unmoderated caucuses after talking about topics in moderated caucuses. If laws are accepted, they're taken to the president for final approval.
* Directive Parliament: 25 members are chosen by the directive branch members. Has the same procedure as the National Parliament.
* People's Parliament: 15 members are chosen by public. Any university graduate can submit laws which are voted and taken to the Directive Parliament if accepted.

==== Directive (Executive) Branch ====

* President: Chosen by public every 5 year, assigns ministry personnel except ministers which are also chosen by public every year.
* Prime Minister: Chosen by public every 5 year, directs ministries.
* Prime Delegate: Chosen by the Sub-Minister of External Affairs, represents the nation in important international meetings.

==== Judicial Branch ====

* Fabricative Court: Personnel are chosen by the National and People's Parliament.
* Directive Court: Personnel are chosen by the Directive Branch Members.
* People's Court: Personnel are chosen by public.
* Independent Courts: Compilation of the 5 courts for each village in Kœtetekia legal to live in where personnel are chosen by locals.
* Supreme Court: Court where personnel are chosen by the president and the cases are fatal or violate the constitution.

==== Ministries (Directive) ====

* Ministry of Politics
** Sub-Ministry of Economy
** Sub-Ministry of Development
** Sub-Ministry of Ideology
** Sub-Ministry of Internal Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of External Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Speech and Election
** Sub-Ministry of Trade
** Sub-Ministry of Taxation
* Ministry of Health
* Ministry of Defence
** Commanderate of Police Forces
** Commanderate of Military Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Naval Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Militant Aviation
** Sub-Ministry of Ambulance
** Sub-Ministry of Fire Affairs
** Commanderate of Peacekeeping
** Sub-Ministry of Intelligence
* Ministry of Education
** Sub-Ministry of Textal Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Numeral Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Sports
** Sub-Ministry of Art and Music
* Ministry of Public Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Language
** Sub-Ministry of Religion
** Sub-Ministry of Athletism
** Sub-Ministry of Work and Energy
** Sub-Ministry of Culture
** Sub-Ministry of Equity
** Sub-Ministry of History and Literature
** Sub-Ministry of Social Services
** Sub-Ministry of Cyber Affairs
* Ministry of Biology
** Sub-Ministry of Agriculture
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Cultivation
** Sub-Ministry of Nature
** Sub-Ministry of Villages
** Sub-Ministry of Climate Change
* Ministry of Transportation
** Sub-Ministry of Public Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Private Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Infrastructure
** Sub-Ministry of Roads and Navigation
* Ministry of Justice
* Ministry of Food
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Food
** Sub-Ministry of Plant Food
** Sub-Ministry of Fungal and Microorganism Food
** Sub-Ministry of Beverages and Water
* Ministry of Industry
* Ministry of Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Human Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Children's Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Racist and Sexist Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Homosexual and Transgender Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Plant, Fungi and Microorganism Rights

=== Stuff ===

==== Transportation ====

In Kœtetekia, public transportation is not common. Even cars are uncommon with only ~10 civil tuktuks existing. The only public transportation is marcomuts, which are small ferries. There are 4 of them:

* Lunafer: Operates every monday of each month, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển -> P. Vũng Tàu -> Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh
* Unefer: Operates every monday except Lunafer days, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển
* Qadrfer: Operates every weekday except Lunafer and Unefer days, intercity ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos
* Doinfer: Operates every weekend, international ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro-> Port of Tacalařmos -> Koezelecvill -> Kozelekland -> Neövo Papua

[[Category:Languages]]
[[Category:Conlangs]]
[[Category:Romance]]

Kœtetekian

2026-06-11T18:30:57Z

LavaSalt402: just a test :P

{{Infobox language
|image = Kœtetekian_Flag.png
|imagesize = 185px
|name = Kœtetekian
|nativename = Heßřala be Cœteton
|pronunciation = kœteton
|states = Djatsacoro, Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone, Kutetum Archæological Protected Area, Mecißay Military Zone, Neövo Sagaret, Republic of Neövo Papua, Sagaret UN Preservation Zone, Tacalařmos, Tarußay
|setting = Alternative history of [[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
|region = [[w:Indochina|Indochina]]
|speakers = 190
|date = 2025
|created = ~2018
|familycolor = Indo-European
|fam2 = Levantine
|fam3 = Djatsacoran
|fam4 =
|creator = User:LavaSalt402
|stand1 = Standard Djatsacoran Kœtetek
|script1 = Latn
| nation = Kœtetekia
|minority = Kozelekland
[[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
New Kœtetekia (unrecognized)
|agency = Ministry of Public Affairs, Sub-Ministry of Language
|map =
|mapsize =
|mapcaption =
|notice = IPA
|ethnicity = Romans
|ancestor = Latin
|ancestor2 = Kutetanian
|ancestor3 = Koetetekian
|ancestor4 = Lemekian
|fam1=[[w:Romance languages|Latin]]|majority=Kœtetekia (official language)}}

Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesβaβa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

WARNING: I don't know much about conlangs, so it's not that impressive.

All of this is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en|CC CC BY-SA 4.0 International], I think. Happy creating Kœtetekian content, I guess?

[[File:Kœtetekian Map.png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (2).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Borders)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (3).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Text)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (4).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia if we don't turn off the tap]]
[[File:Map of Djatsacoro.png|thumb|Map of Djatsacoro, the capital]]

== Alphabet ==

=== Main Letters (Translation to IPA) ===

# Aa = a
# Bβ = b
# Db = d
# Ee = e
# Ff = f
# Gg = g
# Hh = h
# Xx = ks
# İi = i
# Jj = ʒ
# Cc = k
# Ll = ɫ
# Λn = n
# Oo = o
# Qq = kj
# Πp = p
# Pr = ɾ
# Ss = s
# Tt = t
# Uu = u
# Vv = v
# Yy = j
# Zz = z

=== Accents (Translation to IPA) ===

# A: Ää = ɶ
# A: Ææ = æ
# E: Éé = x
# X: Ẋẋ = sk
# İ: Iı = ɯ
# Λ: Mm = m
# C: Čč = d͡ʒ
# Č: Ç̌ç̌ = t͡ʃ
# O: Öö = œ
# O: Œœ = œ
# P: P̌ř = r
# S: Šš = ʃ
# U: Üü = y
# U: Ww = w
# Z: Źź = tz

=== Letter Mixtures ===

==== Vowels (Kœtetekian correspondence) ====

# aa = between o and a
# ae (æ) = between a and ä
# äa = between a and ä
# äe = between ä and æ
# æa = between ä and æ
# æe = between æ and e
# ea = between æ and e
# ee = between e and i
# ia = between i and ı
# ie = higher pitched i
# ıa = between o and ı
# ıe = between ı and i
# oa = lower pitched o
# oe (œ) = between o and ö
# öa = between o and ö
# öe = between ö and i
# œa = between o and œ
# œe = between œ and i
# ua = between o and u
# ue = between u and ü
# üa = between u and ü
# üe = between ü and i

<nowiki>*</nowiki>ae and oe is written as æ and œ.

==== Consonats (English correspondence) ====

# ch (č) = "j" in "jackson"
# chh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# chhh = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# čh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# čhh = ""t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# ç̌h = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# dj = "j" in "jack"
# dz = "j" in "jill"
# fh = cat hissing
# gh = ğ in "bağlama" (Turkish correspondence)
# kh = "kh" in "khufu"
# sh (š) = "sh" in "sheep"
# th = "th" in "the"
# ts = "ts" in "mitsotakis"
# vh = whistling
# wh = loud whistling

<nowiki>*</nowiki>You can write č, ç̌ and š as ch, čh and sh.

==== The Dash (-) ====
The dash is used to separate a letter mix.

"oe" = reads like Kœtetekian "ö"

"o-e" = reads like plain oe

== Numbers ==

=== Digits ===

==== Explanation ====
n = Normal / As Prefix / Mathematical / Legacy (Optional)

==== Digit List ====
0 = Cero / Zer / Noβ

1 = Une / Une / Sigg

2 = Dön / Biy / Doin / Doné

3 = Tritt / Triy / Trin

4 = Qintt / Qadr / Qirin / Quintt

5 = Qit / Pent / Qinin

6 = Cix / Heks / Hekin

7 = Cise / Sepet / Setin / Onto

8 = Octo / Octen / Otin

9 = Nove / Noβre / Notin / Nyen

=== Usage ===

==== Normal ====
"Mo termelo '''une''' ronβoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

==== As Prefix ====
"To termeles biy-muss." -> You have two muscles (biceps).

==== Mathematical (Optional) ====
"Sigg et sigg leme doin." -> One and (plus) one is (equals) two.

==== Legacy ====
Used when writing ordinal numbers or numbers between 11-19.

For example;

1st, 2nd, 3rd != Unevo, Dönvo, Trittvo;

1st, 2nd, 3rd = Unevo, Donévo, Trittvo;

or;

11, 12, 13 != unter, dönter, trittter;

11, 12, 13 = unter, donéter, trittter;

=== Bigger Numbers ===
10 = Toc

11 = Unter

12 = Donter (Officially donéter)

13 = Tritter (Officially trittter)

14 = Quintter (Officially quinttter)

15 = Qiter (Officially qitter)

16 = Toc-Cix

17 = Toc-Onto

18 = Toc-Octo

19 = Toc-Nyen

20 = Dön-Toc

21 = Une Dön-Toc

22 = Dön Dön-Toc

23 = Tritt Dön-Toc

30 = Tritt-Toc

31 = Une Tritt-Toc

100 = Hunt

200 = Dön-Hunt

1000 = Thount

2119 = Toc-Nyen Hunt Dön-Thount

10^6 = Millint

10^9 = Mallint

10^12 = Trillint

10^15 = Qetrillint

10^18 = Qentillint

10^21 = Septillint

10^24 = Sexillint

10^27 = Octillint

10^30 = Nonillint

10^33 = Desillint

=== Parenthesis ===
The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs parentheses to operate properly. For example,

Une (Dön Toc) Thount = One (Twenty) Thousand = 20,001

Une Dön Toc Thount = Twenty One Thousand = 21,000

( = Unen Parateset

) = Ceren Parateset

=== Decimal Numbers ===

==== Normal Decimal Numbers ====
0.54 = Cero Putt Quintt Qit-Toc

==== Special Decimal Numbers ====
0.5 = Cero et Qitete

0.25 = Cero et Qinete

0.75 = Cero et Terete

==== Fractions ====
½ = Une carxaber dön

=== Computation ===

==== Numerical Operators ====
1 + 1 = Une et une

1 - 1 = Une carxa-et une

1 * 1 = Une ber une

1 / 1 = Une carxaber une

1 ** 1 = Une berber une

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoβmobulo (division but no modulus) une

1 % 1 = Une mobulo une

1 + 1 = 2 = Une et une leme dön

==== Binary Logical Operators ====
&& = et

|| = ot

^ = exec ot

! = noβ

==== Ordinal Numbers ====
nth = nvo

1st = unevo

2nd = donévo

3rd = trittvo

4th = quinttvo

7th = ontovo

9th = nienvo

First = primervo

Last = lasinvo

== Grammar ==

=== Addressing ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Married
!Single
!Kid
|-
|Male
|Illo
|Ille
|Ilito
|-
|Female
|Ella
|Elle
|Elita
|-
|Non-Binary
|Alle
|Alli
|Aliti
|}
Autograph = Trecca

Name = Yama primervo

Surname = Süryama / Yama lasinvo

=== Articles ===

==== Definite Articles ====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Single
!Plural
|-
|Male
|Il
|Lis
|-
|Female
|El
|Les
|-
|Non-Binary
|Al
|Las
|}

=== Indefinite Articles ===

# a = un
# an = un
# some = unyes

==== Plural ====
If a word ends with a vowel, it gets an "s" to make it plural.

But if it ends with a consonant, it gets a "yes".

ronβoloto = apple

ronβolotos = apples

βayβay = god be with you (goodbye)

βayβayyes = goodbyes

=== Adjectives ===

==== Qualification ====

===== Permament =====
maβa = woman

megaturé maβa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

===== Temporary =====
maba = girl

maba βien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

==== Possession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mi, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gi, ti (respect)

3rd Person: ilin (masculine), elin (feminine), alin (androgynous), si (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mani, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gani, vi (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesin (masculine), elyesin (feminine), alyesin (androgynous), sani (non-binary)

===== Indication =====

# βir = this
# βaź = that
# βires = these
# βaźes = those

=== Pronouns ===

==== Personal ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mo (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: go (ordinary), to (respect)

3rd Person: il (masculine), el (feminine), al (androgynous), so (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: man (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: gan (ordinary), vo (respect)

3rd Person: ilyes (masculine), elyes (feminine), alyes (androgynous), san (non-binary)

===== Variations (for mo) =====

# Normal: I = mo
# Plain: me = mu
# Specifıcation: [verb] me = [verb] mu
# Orientation: to me = a mu
# Presence: in me: βer mu
# Presence: with me: trot mu
# Separation: from me: frim mu
# Possession: min

==== Posession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: min (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: gin (ordinary), tin (respect)

3rd Person: ilinin (masculine), elinin (feminine), alinin (androgynous), sin (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: manin (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: ganin (ordinary), vin (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesinin (masculine), elyesinin (feminine), alyesinin (androgynous), sanin (non-binary)

==== Other ====
Ursula's = Ursula'i (the apostrophe has the same role as the dash)

I love Ursula and her purse. = Mo termo Ursula et elinin trage. (You can also say Mo termo Ursula et i trage, i meaning Ursula'i but shortened due to already existing mention of her)

==== Indication ====
βir = this

βaź = that

su = it

βires = these

βaźes = those

san = they

=== Verbs (all verbs end with -ar, or -er) ===

==== Verb "to be" (lemer) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: lemo

2nd Person: lemes

3rd Person: leme

===== Plural =====
1st Person: lemos

2nd Person: lemeses

3rd Person: lemese

==== Past Perfect (ate, tarar) ====
1st Singular Person: taroce-o

2nd Singular Person: taroce-es

3rd Singular Person: taroce-e

1st Plural Person: taroce-os

2nd Plural Person: taroce-eses

3rd Plural Person: taroce-ese

==== Past Imperfect (would eat) ====
1st Singular Person: taroca-o

2nd Singular Person: taroca-as

3rd Singular Person: taroca-a

1st Plural Person: taroca-os

2nd Plural Person: taroca-asas

3rd Plural Person: taroca-asa

==== Past Indefinite (was eating) ====
I was eating = Mo can tarar

==== Future Tense (will eat) ====
I will eat = Mo a taru

==== Imperative ====
Eat! = Taren!

==== Gerund ====
eating = tarar

==== Comparative ====
more = sanaturé

less = sinituré

big = megaturé

bigger = sanaturé megaturé

==== Superlative ====
most = secaturé

least = sicituré

small = minituré

smallest = secaturé minituré

==== Interrogation ====

# I eat = Mo taro
# I do not eat = Mo noβ taro
# I can eat = Mo a tarar
# I cannot eat = Mo noβ a tarar
# I could eat = Mo a-oce-o tarar
# I could not eat = Mo noβ a-oce-o tarar
# I shall eat = Mo neče tarar
# I shall not eat = Mo noβ neče tarar
# I should eat = Mo nečoce-o tarar
# I should not eat = Mo noβ nečoce-o tarar
# I may eat = Mo zary tarar
# I may not eat = Mo noβ zary tarar
# I might eat = Mo zaroce-o tarar
# I might not eat = Mo noβ zaroce-o tarar

=== Unofficial Grammar ===

==== A. Feminine Posession (Taruβay Slang) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mon, næ (respect)

2nd Person: gon, tæ (respect)

3rd Person: illost (masculine), elost (feminine), alost (androgynous), son (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mæ, non (respect)

2nd Person: gæ, von (respect)

3rd Person: ilosta (masculine), elosta (feminine), alosta (androgynous), sæ (non-binary)

==== Question Tense (Northeastern Tacalařmos Accent) ====
work = traβar

You work. = Go traβas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traβi?

-i = question tense

bzogor = question word

==== Negativity in Verbs (Product of Kœzeleccian Influence) ====
You work = Go traβas

You do not work = Go non traβas

You cannot work = Go traβas non

==== Quantification (Unofficial but Widely Used) ====

# star = stert
# no stars = carxastert
# some stars = carẋastert
# any star = patsstert
# all stars = parxastert
# next star = patesstert
# previous star = catesstert

== Speaking ==

=== Verbs ===

# be = lemer
# eat = tarar
# drink = biβir
# live = lyifir
# wear = βasar
# sleep = bomar
# have = termeler
# need = nečesitir
# want = quillingir
# love = termar
# hate = tarmar
# open = uner
# close = cerer

=== Basic Words ===

# human = homen
# man = monřo
# woman = maβa
# boy = mombřo
# girl = maba
# apple = toloβobřo
# bread = ronβoloto
# water = aqunmar (actually aqun = water, mar = sea but this is the local use)
# milk = letem

=== Less Basic Words ===

# light = lyit
# forest = taβer (plant thing)
# water = aqunmar (not a verb, water sea)
# fire = fyir
# shadow = negrevtaβer (black thing)
# spirit = morthomen (dead human)
# wind = ær
# thunder = megaturé-electro-sunt (big electro-sound)
# lightning = ær-electro (air electricity)
# time = tyim
# stamina = stemane
# health = lyif
# cold = miniturétemer (small temprature)
# hot = megaturétemer (big temprature)
# shock = electromort (electrical death)
# speed = spid
# attack = ataç̌e
# defense = defeše
# stealth = minituré-sunt (small sound)

=== Question ===

# what = ce
# where = noceβas
# when = βotta
# how = malina
# how many = potta
# why = pelno
# who = tros
# whose = tros'i

=== Basic Expressions ===

# yes = lei
# no = noβ
# please = prasnoř
# thank you = ginue
# how are you = malina lemes/lemeses (plural)
# I'm fine = lemo βien
# I'm bad = lemo malon
# pardon me = parbon
# hello = hařlo
# goodbye = βayβay
# good morning/day = βienes daias
# good afternoon = βienes sogonyes
# good night = βienes niatyes
# what's your name = ce leme gi yama
# I'm Billy = mi yama leme Billy/mo lemo Billy
# good morning = βieneé baias
# good afternoon = βieneé sogonyes
# good night = βieneé ni-atyes

=== Clock ===

# what time is it = ce leme el noci
# it is thirteen past four = leme qintt et toc-tritt
# it is quarter past four = leme qintt et qinete
# it is half past four = leme qintt et qitete
# it is quarter to five = leme qintt et terete
# second/minute/hour = secen/minen/ur

=== Date ===

# day/month/year = baia/monot/yer
# century/millenium = huntyer/thountyer
# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/βirbaia/paxaabaia
# january = jabalenæ
# february = febalenæ
# march = marc
# april = arpa
# may = marpa
# june = jarpa
# july = quintisset
# august = sextiset
# september = serpset
# october = octorpset
# november = nienset
# december = desset

=== Colours ===

# red = rurt
# orange = narart
# yellow = jart
# green = vert
# blue = aqurt
# purple = vilirt
# pink = rort
# black = no-art
# grey = grirt
# white = βlart

=== Place Indicators ===

# in = a-er
# on = βer
# under = cer
# by = ber
# in front of = e-er
# behind = fer
# between = ger

(I know, sometimes I myself think how creative I really am)

=== Swearing ===
Some notable bad words include: trüfü, crit, and efügg.

=== Notable Words ===

# because = pelnala
# but = pelno
# since = prigg
# Communism = Comünon
# government = govenuna
# cat = cavta
# dog = pevta
# bird = libetva
# octopus = octencalamavta
# unipus = calamavta / unecalamavta
# something / object = βer
# and / with = et
# or = ot
# without = carxa-et
# use = tegar
# thing = βer
# go / come = comutar

=== Notable Suffixes ===

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. biβar = to drink, biβala = beverage
# -avta = Animal e.g. piẋar = to swim, piẋavta = fish
# -una = Dœr e.g. spidar = to spide, spiduna = spider
# -ya = Country e.g. Cœtetya = Kœtetekia
# -on = Language / Ideology e.g. Cœteton = Kœtetekian

(Cœtet- = Kœtetekian racial suffix)

=== Notable Vocabulary ===

==== Lessons ====

# english = Ingřon
# Kœtetekian = Cœteton
# lemekian = Lemeton
# art = faβricala
# physical education = academicesportala
# social studies = sosyalyes
# mathematics = matyes
# science = se-ansyes

==== Class Behaviour ====

# to enter = entrer
# to sit = senter
# to stand up = carxasenter
# to watch = eger
# to listen = erar
# to read = carxaẋriβer
# to write = ẋriβer
# to repeat = patesheβřar
# to speak = heβřar
# silence, please = carxaheβřala, prasnoř
# how do you write ...? = malina vo ẋribes ...?
# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heβřalase-ans?
# i don't understand = mo no cemepro.

==== Zodiac Signs ====

# aries = ravta
# taurus = tavta
# gemini = βiyhomen
# cancer = crevta
# leo = reyvta
# virgo = maβa
# libra = liβeala
# scorpia = escovta
# sagittarius = sentavta
# capricorn = govta
# aquarius = aqunβer
# pisces = βiypiscavta

==== Body Parts ====

# head = trac
# hair = hete
# eye = egala
# nose = smala
# mouth = heβřalaβer
# ear = erala
# neck = tehnef
# shoulder = hurna
# elbow = cacret
# hand = ẋribalaβer
# finger = ẋribalaβerβer
# boob = letemβer
# nipple = letemβerβer
# belly = tagac
# penis = momβřotrüf
# vagina = maβatrüf
# butt = carxatrüf
# leg = geret
# knee = geretβer
# foot = tugg
# tœ = tuggβer

==== Family ====

# self = mu
# father = βaβa
# mother = mama
# grandmother = mamamama / βaβamama
# grandfather = mamaβaβa / βaβaβaβa
# son prefix = pates-
# grandson prefix = patespates-
# older sibling prefix = carxacates-
# younger sibling prefix = cates-
# cousin = e.g. patescarxacatesmama

==== Directions ====

# north = nort
# south = sort
# east = solnacala (birth of sun)
# west = solmort (death of sun)
# southeast = sortsolnacala

==== Distance ====

# here = ceβas
# there = ceβase
# there (far) = ceβases

=== Making New Words ===
Since Kœtetekian is a small language, there should be a way to create new words. There's actually 2 ways:

==== By Existing Words ====
pond = minituréaqunmar (small water sea)

dinosaur = dinovta

Loch Ness Monster = minituréaqunmardinovta

==== By Non-Existing Words ====
1. Get a word from a Latin (French, Italian, Spanish, Romanian, Moldavian etc.) language -> universidad ("university" in Spanish)

2. Modify it a bit -> universtad

3. Make it satisfying for Kœtetekian grammar -> universtar

4. Congrats, new word! (go to a school with high importance -> universtar)

(This is an example, not an actual word in Kœtetekian)

== Lore ==
=== Ancient History ===
Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some [[w:Zionist|Zionist]] [[w:Radical_Politics|radical]] [[w:Fundamentalists|fundamentalists]] created a [[w:Cult|cult]] that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for [[w:Judaism|Judaism]] and [[w:Paganism's|Paganism's]] [[w:Disinformation|disinformation]]. The cult gained popularity and support by [[w:roman|Roman]] officials in [[w:Levant|Levant]], and is one of the reasons of [[w:Jesus's_execution|Jesus's execution]] by the [[w:Roman_Empire|Roman Empire]]. Later, [[w:Christianity|Christianity]] grew and the cult's main founder [[w:Conversion_to_Christianity|converted]] to it. This caused the [[w:Dissolution_(politics)|dissolution]] of the cult. After the [[w:Pagan|Pagan]] structure of Rome was threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan [[w:Extremism|extremist]] Romans, and did [[w:Terrorism|terrorist]] operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great [[w:Conversion_of_Constantine|converted to Christianity]]. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the [[w:Turks|Turks]] [[w:Migration|migrated]] to [[w:Anatolia|Anatolia]] and found an [[w:Alliance|alliance]] with the nation Kutetania. After the [[w:1st_Beylik_Era|1st Beylik Era]], the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the [[w:Conservatism|conservative]] [[w:Population|population]] didn't let the [[w:Vocabulary|vocabulary]] change, so the language has a lot of [[w:Romance_languages|Latin]] features even if the country's located in [[w:Indochina|Indochina]].

=== Migration to Indochina ===
By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the [[w:tibet|entire mountain range]]. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the [[w:climate_of_vietnam|Vietnamese jungle]] and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan [[w:Pillage|pillages]] and [[w:Raid_(Military)|raids]]. There were no place eastward except [[w:America|America]] which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be [[w:Indigenous_peoples|indigenous]] and acting as a native tribe to cover the [[w:Illegal_immigration|illegal immigration]]. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.

=== Modern History ===
==== [[w:Vietnamese_War|Vietnamese War]] ====
During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the [[w:United_States_of_America|United States of America]] and its [[w:Puppet_state|puppet state]] [[w:South_Vietnam|South Vietnam]] in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of [[w:Sovereignty|sovereignty]] if the USA can have [[w:Military_base|military bases]] on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an [[w:election|election]] once every 5 year, including one for the new [[w:Prime_minister|prime minister]] and prime delegate stands. Also, the [[w:Legislative_branch|fabricative]] and the [[w:Judicial_branch|judicial]] branches were introduced. Nokeriva was elected as the first prime minister with the first president being Reat Usariliff.

==== Civil War ====

The first civil war of the country wasn't the one in 2022, bur an older one between the 2 republics in 1961. In that war, Lemetians wanted all of the island to themselves. Dzatsacoro was briefly sieged in the spring of 1962, with a failed coup later. After those events, Sagaret and Mecißay were given to Lemetians. After the ban of inhabiting, this sparked the civil war in 2022.

==== Kugerwaßen Incident ====
In the early 1960's, the [[w:Belgian_people|Belgian]] biologist Heinrich Kugerwaßen working at [[w:ECOSOC|UN's]] South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local [[w:Tree|tree]] with a [[w:Genetic_mutation|genetic mutation]] that produces [[w:Cherries|cherries]] and [[w:Apple|apples]] at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, UN's [[w:Delegate_model_of_representation|delegates]] had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area in a resolution, with citizens being [[w:Deportation|deported]] to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwaßen was inspecting the trees, heavy [[w:Rainfall|rainfall]] and [[w:Fog|fog]] made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island [[w:Archipelago|archipelago]] in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwaßen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.

==== Kopeleccian War ====
In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Taruβak. (which was renamed to Taruβay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].

==== Kozelekland ====
In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of [[w:Hippies|hippies]] wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered [[w:De_facto|de facto]]. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior [[w:Means_of_production|means of production]], exploitation of the [[w:Proletariat|proletariat]] and small trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a [[w:Refugee_camp|refugee camp]] in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.

==== Molossian War ====
Kœtetekia is considered a [[w:Microstate|microstate]] by all means. So when the [[w:Micronation|micronation]] [[w:Republic_of_Molossia|Republic of Molossia]] declared war on [[w:East_Germany|East Germany]], Kœtetekia was obviously supporting Molossia since at that time, Kœtetekia and USA were allies due to the American military bases on Kuala Nort. In 2025 when Kœtetekia switched to [[w:Communism|Communism]], the nation started defending [[w:Ernst_Thälmann_Island|East Germany]] after a [[w:Referandum|referandum]]. There's 0 casualties on the war that's [[w:Symbolic|symbolic]] to all sides.

==== Civil War & Communism ====
In late 2022, a [[w:bomb|bomb]] hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian [[w:Supremacism|supremacist]] group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the [[w:Mayor|mayor]] of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a [[w:Baker's_dozen|baker's dozen]] of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and [[w:Asassination|asassinated]] Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to [[w:Retaliation|retaliate]], but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already [[w:Sieged|sieged]] the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the [[w:War_with_Terror|War with Terror]]. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and [[w:Social_democracy|social democrat]] Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations and changed the name back to Kœtetekia.

=== Cities ===
==== Djatsacoro ====
Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaβoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faβorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaβoriTaralas deriving from Faβorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaβoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

==== Tacalařmos ====
Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloβobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Republic of Neövo Papua ====
Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. Actually, the pond is just a bay but the locals still call it a pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there. Neövo Papua is a republic inside Kœtetekia, which means it's something like [[w:Sakha|Sakha]].

==== Taruβay ====
Taruβay is a village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Meciβay Military Area ====
Meciβay is the sister city of Taruβay, having a vibrant community while being close to Taruβay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Meciβayans were deported to Taruβay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone ====
Kuala Nort is the westernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccian War for more information.

==== Sagaret UN Preservation Zone ====
Sagaret is the southernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kugerwaßen incident for more information.

==== Neövo Sagaret ====
After inhabiting in Sagaret was banned, some Sagaretians found a new city with similar features.

==== Koezelecvill ====
Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kozelekland for more information.

==== Small Islands ====

===== Nokeriva =====

Nokeriva is the westernmost island of Kœtetekia, with 3 inhabitants who operate a boat supply shop, bait shop and a boat repair shop. The island was named after Tifi Nokeriva.

===== Heinrich & Usariliff =====

These 2 islands make up the Kugerwaßen archipelago, named after Heinrich Kugerwaßen and Reat Usariliff. They're called Hòn Tuong in Vietnamese. Usariliff is declared a protected zone by the government.

===== Union Island =====

Union Island is the northern tip of the country, being a protected zone by the government. It is named after the union of Kœtetekians, Lemetians, Americans and the Vietnamese.

===== Koppeh Island =====

Koppeh Island is a national park belonging to the Kozelekland.

=== Government ===

==== Fabricative (Legislative) Branch ====

* National Parliament: 50 members are chosen by public. Laws are made by delegates in unmoderated caucuses after talking about topics in moderated caucuses. If laws are accepted, they're taken to the president for final approval.
* Directive Parliament: 25 members are chosen by the directive branch members. Has the same procedure as the National Parliament.
* People's Parliament: 15 members are chosen by public. Any university graduate can submit laws which are voted and taken to the Directive Parliament if accepted.

==== Directive (Executive) Branch ====

* President: Chosen by public every 5 year, assigns ministry personnel except ministers which are also chosen by public every year.
* Prime Minister: Chosen by public every 5 year, directs ministries.
* Prime Delegate: Chosen by the Sub-Minister of External Affairs, represents the nation in important international meetings.

==== Judicial Branch ====

* Fabricative Court: Personnel are chosen by the National and People's Parliament.
* Directive Court: Personnel are chosen by the Directive Branch Members.
* People's Court: Personnel are chosen by public.
* Independent Courts: Compilation of the 5 courts for each village in Kœtetekia legal to live in where personnel are chosen by locals.
* Supreme Court: Court where personnel are chosen by the president and the cases are fatal or violate the constitution.

==== Ministries (Directive) ====

* Ministry of Politics
** Sub-Ministry of Economy
** Sub-Ministry of Development
** Sub-Ministry of Ideology
** Sub-Ministry of Internal Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of External Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Speech and Election
** Sub-Ministry of Trade
** Sub-Ministry of Taxation
* Ministry of Health
* Ministry of Defence
** Commanderate of Police Forces
** Commanderate of Military Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Naval Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Militant Aviation
** Sub-Ministry of Ambulance
** Sub-Ministry of Fire Affairs
** Commanderate of Peacekeeping
** Sub-Ministry of Intelligence
* Ministry of Education
** Sub-Ministry of Textal Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Numeral Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Sports
** Sub-Ministry of Art and Music
* Ministry of Public Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Language
** Sub-Ministry of Religion
** Sub-Ministry of Athletism
** Sub-Ministry of Work and Energy
** Sub-Ministry of Culture
** Sub-Ministry of Equity
** Sub-Ministry of History and Literature
** Sub-Ministry of Social Services
** Sub-Ministry of Cyber Affairs
* Ministry of Biology
** Sub-Ministry of Agriculture
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Cultivation
** Sub-Ministry of Nature
** Sub-Ministry of Villages
** Sub-Ministry of Climate Change
* Ministry of Transportation
** Sub-Ministry of Public Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Private Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Infrastructure
** Sub-Ministry of Roads and Navigation
* Ministry of Justice
* Ministry of Food
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Food
** Sub-Ministry of Plant Food
** Sub-Ministry of Fungal and Microorganism Food
** Sub-Ministry of Beverages and Water
* Ministry of Industry
* Ministry of Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Human Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Children's Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Racist and Sexist Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Homosexual and Transgender Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Plant, Fungi and Microorganism Rights

=== Stuff ===

==== Transportation ====

In Kœtetekia, public transportation is not common. Even cars are uncommon with only ~10 civil tuktuks existing. The only public transportation is marcomuts, which are small ferries. There are 4 of them:

* Lunafer: Operates every monday of each month, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển -> P. Vũng Tàu -> Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh
* Unefer: Operates every monday except Lunafer days, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển
* Qadrfer: Operates every weekday except Lunafer and Unefer days, intercity ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos
* Doinfer: Operates every weekend, international ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro-> Port of Tacalařmos -> Koezelecvill -> Kozelekland -> Neövo Papua

[[Category:Languages]]
[[Category:Conlangs]]
[[Category:Romance]]

Kœtetekian

2026-06-08T19:13:39Z

LavaSalt402:

{{privatelang}}
{{Infobox language
|image = Kœtetekian_Flag.png
|imagesize = 185px
|name = Kœtetekian
|nativename = Heßřala be Cœteton
|pronunciation = kœteton
|states = Djatsacoro, Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone, Kutetum Archæological Protected Area, Mecißay Military Zone, Neövo Sagaret, Republic of Neövo Papua, Sagaret UN Preservation Zone, Tacalařmos, Tarußay
|setting = Alternative history of [[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
|region = [[w:Indochina|Indochina]]
|speakers = 190
|date = 2025
|created = ~2018
|familycolor = Indo-European
|fam2 = Levantine
|fam3 = Djatsacoran
|fam4 =
|creator = User:LavaSalt402
|stand1 = Standard Djatsacoran Kœtetek
|script1 = Latn
| nation = Kœtetekia
|minority = Kozelekland
[[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
New Kœtetekia (unrecognized)
|agency = Ministry of Public Affairs, Sub-Ministry of Language
|map =
|mapsize =
|mapcaption =
|notice = IPA
|ethnicity = Romans
|ancestor = Latin
|ancestor2 = Kutetanian
|ancestor3 = Koetetekian
|ancestor4 = Lemekian
|fam1=[[w:Romance languages|Latin]]|majority=Kœtetekia (official language)}}

Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesβaβa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

WARNING: I don't know much about conlangs, so it's not that impressive.

All of this is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en|CC CC BY-SA 4.0 International], I think. Happy creating Kœtetekian content, I guess?

[[File:Kœtetekian Map.png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (2).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Borders)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (3).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Text)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (4).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia if we don't turn off the tap]]
[[File:Map of Djatsacoro.png|thumb|Map of Djatsacoro, the capital]]

== Alphabet ==

=== Main Letters (Translation to IPA) ===

# Aa = a
# Bβ = b
# Db = d
# Ee = e
# Ff = f
# Gg = g
# Hh = h
# Xx = ks
# İi = i
# Jj = ʒ
# Cc = k
# Ll = ɫ
# Λn = n
# Oo = o
# Qq = kj
# Πp = p
# Pr = ɾ
# Ss = s
# Tt = t
# Uu = u
# Vv = v
# Yy = j
# Zz = z

=== Accents (Translation to IPA) ===

# A: Ää = ɶ
# A: Ææ = æ
# E: Éé = x
# X: Ẋẋ = sk
# İ: Iı = ɯ
# Λ: Mm = m
# C: Čč = d͡ʒ
# Č: Ç̌ç̌ = t͡ʃ
# O: Öö = œ
# O: Œœ = œ
# P: P̌ř = r
# S: Šš = ʃ
# U: Üü = y
# U: Ww = w
# Z: Źź = tz

=== Letter Mixtures ===

==== Vowels (Kœtetekian correspondence) ====

# aa = between o and a
# ae (æ) = between a and ä
# äa = between a and ä
# äe = between ä and æ
# æa = between ä and æ
# æe = between æ and e
# ea = between æ and e
# ee = between e and i
# ia = between i and ı
# ie = higher pitched i
# ıa = between o and ı
# ıe = between ı and i
# oa = lower pitched o
# oe (œ) = between o and ö
# öa = between o and ö
# öe = between ö and i
# œa = between o and œ
# œe = between œ and i
# ua = between o and u
# ue = between u and ü
# üa = between u and ü
# üe = between ü and i

<nowiki>*</nowiki>ae and oe is written as æ and œ.

==== Consonats (English correspondence) ====

# ch (č) = "j" in "jackson"
# chh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# chhh = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# čh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# čhh = ""t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# ç̌h = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# dj = "j" in "jack"
# dz = "j" in "jill"
# fh = cat hissing
# gh = ğ in "bağlama" (Turkish correspondence)
# kh = "kh" in "khufu"
# sh (š) = "sh" in "sheep"
# th = "th" in "the"
# ts = "ts" in "mitsotakis"
# vh = whistling
# wh = loud whistling

<nowiki>*</nowiki>You can write č, ç̌ and š as ch, čh and sh.

==== The Dash (-) ====
The dash is used to separate a letter mix.

"oe" = reads like Kœtetekian "ö"

"o-e" = reads like plain oe

== Numbers ==

=== Digits ===

==== Explanation ====
n = Normal / As Prefix / Mathematical / Legacy (Optional)

==== Digit List ====
0 = Cero / Zer / Noβ

1 = Une / Une / Sigg

2 = Dön / Biy / Doin / Doné

3 = Tritt / Triy / Trin

4 = Qintt / Qadr / Qirin / Quintt

5 = Qit / Pent / Qinin

6 = Cix / Heks / Hekin

7 = Cise / Sepet / Setin / Onto

8 = Octo / Octen / Otin

9 = Nove / Noβre / Notin / Nyen

=== Usage ===

==== Normal ====
"Mo termelo '''une''' ronβoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

==== As Prefix ====
"To termeles biy-muss." -> You have two muscles (biceps).

==== Mathematical (Optional) ====
"Sigg et sigg leme doin." -> One and (plus) one is (equals) two.

==== Legacy ====
Used when writing ordinal numbers or numbers between 11-19.

For example;

1st, 2nd, 3rd != Unevo, Dönvo, Trittvo;

1st, 2nd, 3rd = Unevo, Donévo, Trittvo;

or;

11, 12, 13 != unter, dönter, trittter;

11, 12, 13 = unter, donéter, trittter;

=== Bigger Numbers ===
10 = Toc

11 = Unter

12 = Donter (Officially donéter)

13 = Tritter (Officially trittter)

14 = Quintter (Officially quinttter)

15 = Qiter (Officially qitter)

16 = Toc-Cix

17 = Toc-Onto

18 = Toc-Octo

19 = Toc-Nyen

20 = Dön-Toc

21 = Une Dön-Toc

22 = Dön Dön-Toc

23 = Tritt Dön-Toc

30 = Tritt-Toc

31 = Une Tritt-Toc

100 = Hunt

200 = Dön-Hunt

1000 = Thount

2119 = Toc-Nyen Hunt Dön-Thount

10^6 = Millint

10^9 = Mallint

10^12 = Trillint

10^15 = Qetrillint

10^18 = Qentillint

10^21 = Septillint

10^24 = Sexillint

10^27 = Octillint

10^30 = Nonillint

10^33 = Desillint

=== Parenthesis ===
The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs parentheses to operate properly. For example,

Une (Dön Toc) Thount = One (Twenty) Thousand = 20,001

Une Dön Toc Thount = Twenty One Thousand = 21,000

( = Unen Parateset

) = Ceren Parateset

=== Decimal Numbers ===

==== Normal Decimal Numbers ====
0.54 = Cero Putt Quintt Qit-Toc

==== Special Decimal Numbers ====
0.5 = Cero et Qitete

0.25 = Cero et Qinete

0.75 = Cero et Terete

==== Fractions ====
½ = Une carxaber dön

=== Computation ===

==== Numerical Operators ====
1 + 1 = Une et une

1 - 1 = Une carxa-et une

1 * 1 = Une ber une

1 / 1 = Une carxaber une

1 ** 1 = Une berber une

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoβmobulo (division but no modulus) une

1 % 1 = Une mobulo une

1 + 1 = 2 = Une et une leme dön

==== Binary Logical Operators ====
&& = et

|| = ot

^ = exec ot

! = noβ

==== Ordinal Numbers ====
nth = nvo

1st = unevo

2nd = donévo

3rd = trittvo

4th = quinttvo

7th = ontovo

9th = nienvo

First = primervo

Last = lasinvo

== Grammar ==

=== Addressing ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Married
!Single
!Kid
|-
|Male
|Illo
|Ille
|Ilito
|-
|Female
|Ella
|Elle
|Elita
|-
|Non-Binary
|Alle
|Alli
|Aliti
|}
Autograph = Trecca

Name = Yama primervo

Surname = Süryama / Yama lasinvo

=== Articles ===

==== Definite Articles ====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Single
!Plural
|-
|Male
|Il
|Lis
|-
|Female
|El
|Les
|-
|Non-Binary
|Al
|Las
|}

=== Indefinite Articles ===

# a = un
# an = un
# some = unyes

==== Plural ====
If a word ends with a vowel, it gets an "s" to make it plural.

But if it ends with a consonant, it gets a "yes".

ronβoloto = apple

ronβolotos = apples

βayβay = god be with you (goodbye)

βayβayyes = goodbyes

=== Adjectives ===

==== Qualification ====

===== Permament =====
maβa = woman

megaturé maβa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

===== Temporary =====
maba = girl

maba βien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

==== Possession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mi, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gi, ti (respect)

3rd Person: ilin (masculine), elin (feminine), alin (androgynous), si (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mani, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gani, vi (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesin (masculine), elyesin (feminine), alyesin (androgynous), sani (non-binary)

===== Indication =====

# βir = this
# βaź = that
# βires = these
# βaźes = those

=== Pronouns ===

==== Personal ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mo (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: go (ordinary), to (respect)

3rd Person: il (masculine), el (feminine), al (androgynous), so (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: man (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: gan (ordinary), vo (respect)

3rd Person: ilyes (masculine), elyes (feminine), alyes (androgynous), san (non-binary)

===== Variations (for mo) =====

# Normal: I = mo
# Plain: me = mu
# Specifıcation: [verb] me = [verb] mu
# Orientation: to me = a mu
# Presence: in me: βer mu
# Presence: with me: trot mu
# Separation: from me: frim mu
# Possession: min

==== Posession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: min (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: gin (ordinary), tin (respect)

3rd Person: ilinin (masculine), elinin (feminine), alinin (androgynous), sin (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: manin (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: ganin (ordinary), vin (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesinin (masculine), elyesinin (feminine), alyesinin (androgynous), sanin (non-binary)

==== Other ====
Ursula's = Ursula'i (the apostrophe has the same role as the dash)

I love Ursula and her purse. = Mo termo Ursula et elinin trage. (You can also say Mo termo Ursula et i trage, i meaning Ursula'i but shortened due to already existing mention of her)

==== Indication ====
βir = this

βaź = that

su = it

βires = these

βaźes = those

san = they

=== Verbs (all verbs end with -ar, or -er) ===

==== Verb "to be" (lemer) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: lemo

2nd Person: lemes

3rd Person: leme

===== Plural =====
1st Person: lemos

2nd Person: lemeses

3rd Person: lemese

==== Past Perfect (ate, tarar) ====
1st Singular Person: taroce-o

2nd Singular Person: taroce-es

3rd Singular Person: taroce-e

1st Plural Person: taroce-os

2nd Plural Person: taroce-eses

3rd Plural Person: taroce-ese

==== Past Imperfect (would eat) ====
1st Singular Person: taroca-o

2nd Singular Person: taroca-as

3rd Singular Person: taroca-a

1st Plural Person: taroca-os

2nd Plural Person: taroca-asas

3rd Plural Person: taroca-asa

==== Past Indefinite (was eating) ====
I was eating = Mo can tarar

==== Future Tense (will eat) ====
I will eat = Mo a taru

==== Imperative ====
Eat! = Taren!

==== Gerund ====
eating = tarar

==== Comparative ====
more = sanaturé

less = sinituré

big = megaturé

bigger = sanaturé megaturé

==== Superlative ====
most = secaturé

least = sicituré

small = minituré

smallest = secaturé minituré

==== Interrogation ====

# I eat = Mo taro
# I do not eat = Mo noβ taro
# I can eat = Mo a tarar
# I cannot eat = Mo noβ a tarar
# I could eat = Mo a-oce-o tarar
# I could not eat = Mo noβ a-oce-o tarar
# I shall eat = Mo neče tarar
# I shall not eat = Mo noβ neče tarar
# I should eat = Mo nečoce-o tarar
# I should not eat = Mo noβ nečoce-o tarar
# I may eat = Mo zary tarar
# I may not eat = Mo noβ zary tarar
# I might eat = Mo zaroce-o tarar
# I might not eat = Mo noβ zaroce-o tarar

=== Unofficial Grammar ===

==== A. Feminine Posession (Taruβay Slang) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mon, næ (respect)

2nd Person: gon, tæ (respect)

3rd Person: illost (masculine), elost (feminine), alost (androgynous), son (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mæ, non (respect)

2nd Person: gæ, von (respect)

3rd Person: ilosta (masculine), elosta (feminine), alosta (androgynous), sæ (non-binary)

==== Question Tense (Northeastern Tacalařmos Accent) ====
work = traβar

You work. = Go traβas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traβi?

-i = question tense

bzogor = question word

==== Negativity in Verbs (Product of Kœzeleccian Influence) ====
You work = Go traβas

You do not work = Go non traβas

You cannot work = Go traβas non

==== Quantification (Unofficial but Widely Used) ====

# star = stert
# no stars = carxastert
# some stars = carẋastert
# any star = patsstert
# all stars = parxastert
# next star = patesstert
# previous star = catesstert

== Speaking ==

=== Verbs ===

# be = lemer
# eat = tarar
# drink = biβir
# live = lyifir
# wear = βasar
# sleep = bomar
# have = termeler
# need = nečesitir
# want = quillingir
# love = termar
# hate = tarmar
# open = uner
# close = cerer

=== Basic Words ===

# human = homen
# man = monřo
# woman = maβa
# boy = mombřo
# girl = maba
# apple = toloβobřo
# bread = ronβoloto
# water = aqunmar (actually aqun = water, mar = sea but this is the local use)
# milk = letem

=== Less Basic Words ===

# light = lyit
# forest = taβer (plant thing)
# water = aqunmar (not a verb, water sea)
# fire = fyir
# shadow = negrevtaβer (black thing)
# spirit = morthomen (dead human)
# wind = ær
# thunder = megaturé-electro-sunt (big electro-sound)
# lightning = ær-electro (air electricity)
# time = tyim
# stamina = stemane
# health = lyif
# cold = miniturétemer (small temprature)
# hot = megaturétemer (big temprature)
# shock = electromort (electrical death)
# speed = spid
# attack = ataç̌e
# defense = defeše
# stealth = minituré-sunt (small sound)

=== Question ===

# what = ce
# where = noceβas
# when = βotta
# how = malina
# how many = potta
# why = pelno
# who = tros
# whose = tros'i

=== Basic Expressions ===

# yes = lei
# no = noβ
# please = prasnoř
# thank you = ginue
# how are you = malina lemes/lemeses (plural)
# I'm fine = lemo βien
# I'm bad = lemo malon
# pardon me = parbon
# hello = hařlo
# goodbye = βayβay
# good morning/day = βienes daias
# good afternoon = βienes sogonyes
# good night = βienes niatyes
# what's your name = ce leme gi yama
# I'm Billy = mi yama leme Billy/mo lemo Billy
# good morning = βieneé baias
# good afternoon = βieneé sogonyes
# good night = βieneé ni-atyes

=== Clock ===

# what time is it = ce leme el noci
# it is thirteen past four = leme qintt et toc-tritt
# it is quarter past four = leme qintt et qinete
# it is half past four = leme qintt et qitete
# it is quarter to five = leme qintt et terete
# second/minute/hour = secen/minen/ur

=== Date ===

# day/month/year = baia/monot/yer
# century/millenium = huntyer/thountyer
# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/βirbaia/paxaabaia
# january = jabalenæ
# february = febalenæ
# march = marc
# april = arpa
# may = marpa
# june = jarpa
# july = quintisset
# august = sextiset
# september = serpset
# october = octorpset
# november = nienset
# december = desset

=== Colours ===

# red = rurt
# orange = narart
# yellow = jart
# green = vert
# blue = aqurt
# purple = vilirt
# pink = rort
# black = no-art
# grey = grirt
# white = βlart

=== Place Indicators ===

# in = a-er
# on = βer
# under = cer
# by = ber
# in front of = e-er
# behind = fer
# between = ger

(I know, sometimes I myself think how creative I really am)

=== Swearing ===
Some notable bad words include: trüfü, crit, and efügg.

=== Notable Words ===

# because = pelnala
# but = pelno
# since = prigg
# Communism = Comünon
# government = govenuna
# cat = cavta
# dog = pevta
# bird = libetva
# octopus = octencalamavta
# unipus = calamavta / unecalamavta
# something / object = βer
# and / with = et
# or = ot
# without = carxa-et
# use = tegar
# thing = βer
# go / come = comutar

=== Notable Suffixes ===

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. biβar = to drink, biβala = beverage
# -avta = Animal e.g. piẋar = to swim, piẋavta = fish
# -una = Dœr e.g. spidar = to spide, spiduna = spider
# -ya = Country e.g. Cœtetya = Kœtetekia
# -on = Language / Ideology e.g. Cœteton = Kœtetekian

(Cœtet- = Kœtetekian racial suffix)

=== Notable Vocabulary ===

==== Lessons ====

# english = Ingřon
# Kœtetekian = Cœteton
# lemekian = Lemeton
# art = faβricala
# physical education = academicesportala
# social studies = sosyalyes
# mathematics = matyes
# science = se-ansyes

==== Class Behaviour ====

# to enter = entrer
# to sit = senter
# to stand up = carxasenter
# to watch = eger
# to listen = erar
# to read = carxaẋriβer
# to write = ẋriβer
# to repeat = patesheβřar
# to speak = heβřar
# silence, please = carxaheβřala, prasnoř
# how do you write ...? = malina vo ẋribes ...?
# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heβřalase-ans?
# i don't understand = mo no cemepro.

==== Zodiac Signs ====

# aries = ravta
# taurus = tavta
# gemini = βiyhomen
# cancer = crevta
# leo = reyvta
# virgo = maβa
# libra = liβeala
# scorpia = escovta
# sagittarius = sentavta
# capricorn = govta
# aquarius = aqunβer
# pisces = βiypiscavta

==== Body Parts ====

# head = trac
# hair = hete
# eye = egala
# nose = smala
# mouth = heβřalaβer
# ear = erala
# neck = tehnef
# shoulder = hurna
# elbow = cacret
# hand = ẋribalaβer
# finger = ẋribalaβerβer
# boob = letemβer
# nipple = letemβerβer
# belly = tagac
# penis = momβřotrüf
# vagina = maβatrüf
# butt = carxatrüf
# leg = geret
# knee = geretβer
# foot = tugg
# tœ = tuggβer

==== Family ====

# self = mu
# father = βaβa
# mother = mama
# grandmother = mamamama / βaβamama
# grandfather = mamaβaβa / βaβaβaβa
# son prefix = pates-
# grandson prefix = patespates-
# older sibling prefix = carxacates-
# younger sibling prefix = cates-
# cousin = e.g. patescarxacatesmama

==== Directions ====

# north = nort
# south = sort
# east = solnacala (birth of sun)
# west = solmort (death of sun)
# southeast = sortsolnacala

==== Distance ====

# here = ceβas
# there = ceβase
# there (far) = ceβases

=== Making New Words ===
Since Kœtetekian is a small language, there should be a way to create new words. There's actually 2 ways:

==== By Existing Words ====
pond = minituréaqunmar (small water sea)

dinosaur = dinovta

Loch Ness Monster = minituréaqunmardinovta

==== By Non-Existing Words ====
1. Get a word from a Latin (French, Italian, Spanish, Romanian, Moldavian etc.) language -> universidad ("university" in Spanish)

2. Modify it a bit -> universtad

3. Make it satisfying for Kœtetekian grammar -> universtar

4. Congrats, new word! (go to a school with high importance -> universtar)

(This is an example, not an actual word in Kœtetekian)

== Lore ==
=== Ancient History ===
Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some [[w:Zionist|Zionist]] [[w:Radical_Politics|radical]] [[w:Fundamentalists|fundamentalists]] created a [[w:Cult|cult]] that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for [[w:Judaism|Judaism]] and [[w:Paganism's|Paganism's]] [[w:Disinformation|disinformation]]. The cult gained popularity and support by [[w:roman|Roman]] officials in [[w:Levant|Levant]], and is one of the reasons of [[w:Jesus's_execution|Jesus's execution]] by the [[w:Roman_Empire|Roman Empire]]. Later, [[w:Christianity|Christianity]] grew and the cult's main founder [[w:Conversion_to_Christianity|converted]] to it. This caused the [[w:Dissolution_(politics)|dissolution]] of the cult. After the [[w:Pagan|Pagan]] structure of Rome was threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan [[w:Extremism|extremist]] Romans, and did [[w:Terrorism|terrorist]] operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great [[w:Conversion_of_Constantine|converted to Christianity]]. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the [[w:Turks|Turks]] [[w:Migration|migrated]] to [[w:Anatolia|Anatolia]] and found an [[w:Alliance|alliance]] with the nation Kutetania. After the [[w:1st_Beylik_Era|1st Beylik Era]], the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the [[w:Conservatism|conservative]] [[w:Population|population]] didn't let the [[w:Vocabulary|vocabulary]] change, so the language has a lot of [[w:Romance_languages|Latin]] features even if the country's located in [[w:Indochina|Indochina]].

=== Migration to Indochina ===
By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the [[w:tibet|entire mountain range]]. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the [[w:climate_of_vietnam|Vietnamese jungle]] and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan [[w:Pillage|pillages]] and [[w:Raid_(Military)|raids]]. There were no place eastward except [[w:America|America]] which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be [[w:Indigenous_peoples|indigenous]] and acting as a native tribe to cover the [[w:Illegal_immigration|illegal immigration]]. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.

=== Modern History ===
==== [[w:Vietnamese_War|Vietnamese War]] ====
During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the [[w:United_States_of_America|United States of America]] and its [[w:Puppet_state|puppet state]] [[w:South_Vietnam|South Vietnam]] in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of [[w:Sovereignty|sovereignty]] if the USA can have [[w:Military_base|military bases]] on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an [[w:election|election]] once every 5 year, including one for the new [[w:Prime_minister|prime minister]] and prime delegate stands. Also, the [[w:Legislative_branch|fabricative]] and the [[w:Judicial_branch|judicial]] branches were introduced. Nokeriva was elected as the first prime minister with the first president being Reat Usariliff.

==== Civil War ====

The first civil war of the country wasn't the one in 2022, bur an older one between the 2 republics in 1961. In that war, Lemetians wanted all of the island to themselves. Dzatsacoro was briefly sieged in the spring of 1962, with a failed coup later. After those events, Sagaret and Mecißay were given to Lemetians. After the ban of inhabiting, this sparked the civil war in 2022.

==== Kugerwaßen Incident ====
In the early 1960's, the [[w:Belgian_people|Belgian]] biologist Heinrich Kugerwaßen working at [[w:ECOSOC|UN's]] South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local [[w:Tree|tree]] with a [[w:Genetic_mutation|genetic mutation]] that produces [[w:Cherries|cherries]] and [[w:Apple|apples]] at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, UN's [[w:Delegate_model_of_representation|delegates]] had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area in a resolution, with citizens being [[w:Deportation|deported]] to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwaßen was inspecting the trees, heavy [[w:Rainfall|rainfall]] and [[w:Fog|fog]] made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island [[w:Archipelago|archipelago]] in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwaßen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.

==== Kopeleccian War ====
In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Taruβak. (which was renamed to Taruβay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].

==== Kozelekland ====
In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of [[w:Hippies|hippies]] wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered [[w:De_facto|de facto]]. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior [[w:Means_of_production|means of production]], exploitation of the [[w:Proletariat|proletariat]] and small trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a [[w:Refugee_camp|refugee camp]] in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.

==== Molossian War ====
Kœtetekia is considered a [[w:Microstate|microstate]] by all means. So when the [[w:Micronation|micronation]] [[w:Republic_of_Molossia|Republic of Molossia]] declared war on [[w:East_Germany|East Germany]], Kœtetekia was obviously supporting Molossia since at that time, Kœtetekia and USA were allies due to the American military bases on Kuala Nort. In 2025 when Kœtetekia switched to [[w:Communism|Communism]], the nation started defending [[w:Ernst_Thälmann_Island|East Germany]] after a [[w:Referandum|referandum]]. There's 0 casualties on the war that's [[w:Symbolic|symbolic]] to all sides.

==== Civil War & Communism ====
In late 2022, a [[w:bomb|bomb]] hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian [[w:Supremacism|supremacist]] group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the [[w:Mayor|mayor]] of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a [[w:Baker's_dozen|baker's dozen]] of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and [[w:Asassination|asassinated]] Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to [[w:Retaliation|retaliate]], but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already [[w:Sieged|sieged]] the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the [[w:War_with_Terror|War with Terror]]. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and [[w:Social_democracy|social democrat]] Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations and changed the name back to Kœtetekia.

=== Cities ===
==== Djatsacoro ====
Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaβoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faβorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaβoriTaralas deriving from Faβorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaβoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

==== Tacalařmos ====
Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloβobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Republic of Neövo Papua ====
Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. Actually, the pond is just a bay but the locals still call it a pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there. Neövo Papua is a republic inside Kœtetekia, which means it's something like [[w:Sakha|Sakha]].

==== Taruβay ====
Taruβay is a village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Meciβay Military Area ====
Meciβay is the sister city of Taruβay, having a vibrant community while being close to Taruβay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Meciβayans were deported to Taruβay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone ====
Kuala Nort is the westernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccian War for more information.

==== Sagaret UN Preservation Zone ====
Sagaret is the southernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kugerwaßen incident for more information.

==== Neövo Sagaret ====
After inhabiting in Sagaret was banned, some Sagaretians found a new city with similar features.

==== Koezelecvill ====
Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kozelekland for more information.

==== Small Islands ====

===== Nokeriva =====

Nokeriva is the westernmost island of Kœtetekia, with 3 inhabitants who operate a boat supply shop, bait shop and a boat repair shop. The island was named after Tifi Nokeriva.

===== Heinrich & Usariliff =====

These 2 islands make up the Kugerwaßen archipelago, named after Heinrich Kugerwaßen and Reat Usariliff. They're called Hòn Tuong in Vietnamese. Usariliff is declared a protected zone by the government.

===== Union Island =====

Union Island is the northern tip of the country, being a protected zone by the government. It is named after the union of Kœtetekians, Lemetians, Americans and the Vietnamese.

===== Koppeh Island =====

Koppeh Island is a national park belonging to the Kozelekland.

=== Government ===

==== Fabricative (Legislative) Branch ====

* National Parliament: 50 members are chosen by public. Laws are made by delegates in unmoderated caucuses after talking about topics in moderated caucuses. If laws are accepted, they're taken to the president for final approval.
* Directive Parliament: 25 members are chosen by the directive branch members. Has the same procedure as the National Parliament.
* People's Parliament: 15 members are chosen by public. Any university graduate can submit laws which are voted and taken to the Directive Parliament if accepted.

==== Directive (Executive) Branch ====

* President: Chosen by public every 5 year, assigns ministry personnel except ministers which are also chosen by public every year.
* Prime Minister: Chosen by public every 5 year, directs ministries.
* Prime Delegate: Chosen by the Sub-Minister of External Affairs, represents the nation in important international meetings.

==== Judicial Branch ====

* Fabricative Court: Personnel are chosen by the National and People's Parliament.
* Directive Court: Personnel are chosen by the Directive Branch Members.
* People's Court: Personnel are chosen by public.
* Independent Courts: Compilation of the 5 courts for each village in Kœtetekia legal to live in where personnel are chosen by locals.
* Supreme Court: Court where personnel are chosen by the president and the cases are fatal or violate the constitution.

==== Ministries (Directive) ====

* Ministry of Politics
** Sub-Ministry of Economy
** Sub-Ministry of Development
** Sub-Ministry of Ideology
** Sub-Ministry of Internal Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of External Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Speech and Election
** Sub-Ministry of Trade
** Sub-Ministry of Taxation
* Ministry of Health
* Ministry of Defence
** Commanderate of Police Forces
** Commanderate of Military Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Naval Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Militant Aviation
** Sub-Ministry of Ambulance
** Sub-Ministry of Fire Affairs
** Commanderate of Peacekeeping
** Sub-Ministry of Intelligence
* Ministry of Education
** Sub-Ministry of Textal Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Numeral Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Sports
** Sub-Ministry of Art and Music
* Ministry of Public Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Language
** Sub-Ministry of Religion
** Sub-Ministry of Athletism
** Sub-Ministry of Work and Energy
** Sub-Ministry of Culture
** Sub-Ministry of Equity
** Sub-Ministry of History and Literature
** Sub-Ministry of Social Services
** Sub-Ministry of Cyber Affairs
* Ministry of Biology
** Sub-Ministry of Agriculture
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Cultivation
** Sub-Ministry of Nature
** Sub-Ministry of Villages
** Sub-Ministry of Climate Change
* Ministry of Transportation
** Sub-Ministry of Public Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Private Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Infrastructure
** Sub-Ministry of Roads and Navigation
* Ministry of Justice
* Ministry of Food
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Food
** Sub-Ministry of Plant Food
** Sub-Ministry of Fungal and Microorganism Food
** Sub-Ministry of Beverages and Water
* Ministry of Industry
* Ministry of Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Human Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Children's Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Racist and Sexist Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Homosexual and Transgender Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Plant, Fungi and Microorganism Rights

=== Stuff ===

==== Transportation ====

In Kœtetekia, public transportation is not common. Even cars are uncommon with only ~10 civil tuktuks existing. The only public transportation is marcomuts, which are small ferries. There are 4 of them:

* Lunafer: Operates every monday of each month, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển -> P. Vũng Tàu -> Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh
* Unefer: Operates every monday except Lunafer days, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển
* Qadrfer: Operates every weekday except Lunafer and Unefer days, intercity ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos
* Doinfer: Operates every weekend, international ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro-> Port of Tacalařmos -> Koezelecvill -> Kozelekland -> Neövo Papua

[[Category:Languages]]
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Kœtetekian

2026-06-08T18:15:34Z

LavaSalt402:

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{{Infobox language
|image = Kœtetekian_Flag.png
|imagesize = 185px
|name = Kœtetekian
|nativename = Heßřala be Cœteton
|pronunciation = kœteton
|states = Djatsacoro, Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone, Kutetum Archæological Protected Area, Mecißay Military Zone, Neövo Sagaret, Republic of Neövo Papua, Sagaret UN Preservation Zone, Tacalařmos, Tarußay
|setting = Alternative history of [[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
|region = [[w:Indochina|Indochina]]
|speakers = 190
|date = 2025
|created = ~2018
|familycolor = Indo-European
|fam2 = Levantine
|fam3 = Djatsacoran
|fam4 =
|creator = User:LavaSalt402
|stand1 = Standard Djatsacoran Kœtetek
|script1 = Latn
| nation = Kœtetekia
|minority = Kozelekland
[[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
New Kœtetekia (unrecognized)
|agency = Ministry of Public Affairs, Sub-Ministry of Language
|map =
|mapsize =
|mapcaption =
|notice = IPA
|ethnicity = Romans
|ancestor = Latin
|ancestor2 = Kutetanian
|ancestor3 = Koetetekian
|ancestor4 = Lemekian
|fam1=[[w:Romance languages|Latin]]|majority=Kœtetekia (official language)}}

Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesβaβa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

WARNING: I don't know much about conlangs, so it's not that impressive.

All of this is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en|CC CC BY-SA 4.0 International], I think. Happy creating Kœtetekian content, I guess?

[[File:Kœtetekian Map.png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (2).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Borders)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (3).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Text)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (4).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia if we don't turn off the tap]]
[[File:Map of Djatsacoro.png|thumb|Map of Djatsacoro, the capital]]

== Alphabet ==

=== Main Letters (Translation to IPA) ===

# Aa = a
# Bβ = b
# Db = d
# Ee = e
# Ff = f
# Gg = g
# Hh = h
# Xx = ks
# İi = i
# Jj = ʒ
# Cc = k
# Ll = ɫ
# Λn = n
# Oo = o
# Qq = kj
# Πp = p
# Pr = ɾ
# Ss = s
# Tt = t
# Uu = u
# Vv = v
# Yy = j
# Zz = z

=== Accents (Translation to IPA) ===

# A: Ää = ɶ
# A: Ææ = æ
# E: Éé = x
# X: Ẋẋ = sk
# İ: Iı = ɯ
# Λ: Mm = m
# C: Čč = d͡ʒ
# Č: Ç̌ç̌ = t͡ʃ
# O: Öö = œ
# O: Œœ = œ
# P: P̌ř = r
# S: Šš = ʃ
# U: Üü = y
# U: Ww = w
# Z: Źź = tz

=== Letter Mixtures ===

==== Vowels (Kœtetekian correspondence) ====

# aa = between o and a
# ae (æ) = between a and ä
# äa = between a and ä
# äe = between ä and æ
# æa = between ä and æ
# æe = between æ and e
# ea = between æ and e
# ee = between e and i
# ia = between i and ı
# ie = higher pitched i
# ıa = between o and ı
# ıe = between ı and i
# oa = lower pitched o
# oe (œ) = between o and ö
# öa = between o and ö
# öe = between ö and i
# œa = between o and œ
# œe = between œ and i
# ua = between o and u
# ue = between u and ü
# üa = between u and ü
# üe = between ü and i

<nowiki>*</nowiki>ae and oe is written as æ and œ.

==== Consonats (English correspondence) ====

# ch (č) = "j" in "jackson"
# chh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# chhh = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# čh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# čhh = ""t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# ç̌h = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# dj = "j" in "jack"
# dz = "j" in "jill"
# fh = cat hissing
# gh = ğ in "bağlama" (Turkish correspondence)
# kh = "kh" in "khufu"
# sh (š) = "sh" in "sheep"
# th = "th" in "the"
# ts = "ts" in "mitsotakis"
# vh = whistling
# wh = loud whistling

<nowiki>*</nowiki>You can write č, ç̌ and š as ch, čh and sh.

==== The Dash (-) ====
The dash is used to separate a letter mix.

"oe" = reads like Kœtetekian "ö"

"o-e" = reads like plain oe

== Numbers ==

=== Digits ===

==== Explanation ====
n = Normal / As Prefix / Mathematical / Legacy (Optional)

==== Digit List ====
0 = Cero / Zer / Noβ

1 = Une / Une / Sigg

2 = Dön / Biy / Doin / Doné

3 = Tritt / Triy / Trin

4 = Qintt / Qadr / Qirin / Quintt

5 = Qit / Pent / Qinin

6 = Cix / Heks / Hekin

7 = Cise / Sepet / Setin / Onto

8 = Octo / Octen / Otin

9 = Nove / Noβre / Notin / Nyen

=== Usage ===

==== Normal ====
"Mo termelo '''une''' ronβoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

==== As Prefix ====
"To termeles biy-muss." -> You have two muscles (biceps).

==== Mathematical (Optional) ====
"Sigg et sigg leme doin." -> One and (plus) one is (equals) two.

==== Legacy ====
Used when writing ordinal numbers or numbers between 11-19.

For example;

1st, 2nd, 3rd != Unevo, Dönvo, Trittvo;

1st, 2nd, 3rd = Unevo, Donévo, Trittvo;

or;

11, 12, 13 != unter, dönter, trittter;

11, 12, 13 = unter, donéter, trittter;

=== Bigger Numbers ===
10 = Toc

11 = Unter

12 = Donter (Officially donéter)

13 = Tritter (Officially trittter)

14 = Quintter (Officially quinttter)

15 = Qiter (Officially qitter)

16 = Toc-Cix

17 = Toc-Onto

18 = Toc-Octo

19 = Toc-Nyen

20 = Dön-Toc

21 = Une Dön-Toc

22 = Dön Dön-Toc

23 = Tritt Dön-Toc

30 = Tritt-Toc

31 = Une Tritt-Toc

100 = Hunt

200 = Dön-Hunt

1000 = Thount

2119 = Toc-Nyen Hunt Dön-Thount

10^6 = Millint

10^9 = Mallint

10^12 = Trillint

10^15 = Qetrillint

10^18 = Qentillint

10^21 = Septillint

10^24 = Sexillint

10^27 = Octillint

10^30 = Nonillint

10^33 = Desillint

=== Parenthesis ===
The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs parentheses to operate properly. For example,

Une (Dön Toc) Thount = One (Twenty) Thousand = 20,001

Une Dön Toc Thount = Twenty One Thousand = 21,000

( = Unen Parateset

) = Ceren Parateset

=== Decimal Numbers ===

==== Normal Decimal Numbers ====
0.54 = Cero Putt Quintt Qit-Toc

==== Special Decimal Numbers ====
0.5 = Cero et Qitete

0.25 = Cero et Qinete

0.75 = Cero et Terete

==== Fractions ====
½ = Une carxaber dön

=== Computation ===

==== Numerical Operators ====
1 + 1 = Une et une

1 - 1 = Une carxa-et une

1 * 1 = Une ber une

1 / 1 = Une carxaber une

1 ** 1 = Une berber une

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoβmobulo (division but no modulus) une

1 % 1 = Une mobulo une

1 + 1 = 2 = Une et une leme dön

==== Binary Logical Operators ====
&& = et

|| = ot

^ = exec ot

! = noβ

==== Ordinal Numbers ====
nth = nvo

1st = unevo

2nd = donévo

3rd = trittvo

4th = quinttvo

7th = ontovo

9th = nienvo

First = primervo

Last = lasinvo

== Grammar ==

=== Addressing ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Married
!Single
!Kid
|-
|Male
|Illo
|Ille
|Ilito
|-
|Female
|Ella
|Elle
|Elita
|-
|Non-Binary
|Alle
|Alli
|Aliti
|}
Autograph = Trecca

Name = Yama primervo

Surname = Süryama / Yama lasinvo

=== Articles ===

==== Definite Articles ====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Single
!Plural
|-
|Male
|Il
|Lis
|-
|Female
|El
|Les
|-
|Non-Binary
|Al
|Las
|}

=== Indefinite Articles ===

# a = un
# an = un
# some = unyes

==== Plural ====
If a word ends with a vowel, it gets an "s" to make it plural.

But if it ends with a consonant, it gets a "yes".

ronβoloto = apple

ronβolotos = apples

βayβay = god be with you (goodbye)

βayβayyes = goodbyes

=== Adjectives ===

==== Qualification ====

===== Permament =====
maβa = woman

megaturé maβa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

===== Temporary =====
maba = girl

maba βien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

==== Possession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mi, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gi, ti (respect)

3rd Person: ilin (masculine), elin (feminine), alin (androgynous), si (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mani, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gani, vi (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesin (masculine), elyesin (feminine), alyesin (androgynous), sani (non-binary)

===== Indication =====

# βir = this
# βaź = that
# βires = these
# βaźes = those

=== Pronouns ===

==== Personal ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mo (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: go (ordinary), to (respect)

3rd Person: il (masculine), el (feminine), al (androgynous), so (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: man (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: gan (ordinary), vo (respect)

3rd Person: ilyes (masculine), elyes (feminine), alyes (androgynous), san (non-binary)

===== Variations (for mo) =====

# Normal: I = mo
# Plain: me = mu
# Specifıcation: [verb] me = [verb] mu
# Orientation: to me = a mu
# Presence: in me: βer mu
# Presence: with me: trot mu
# Separation: from me: frim mu
# Possession: min

==== Posession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: min (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: gin (ordinary), tin (respect)

3rd Person: ilinin (masculine), elinin (feminine), alinin (androgynous), sin (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: manin (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: ganin (ordinary), vin (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesinin (masculine), elyesinin (feminine), alyesinin (androgynous), sanin (non-binary)

==== Other ====
Ursula's = Ursula'i (the apostrophe has the same role as the dash)

I love Ursula and her purse. = Mo termo Ursula et elinin trage. (You can also say Mo termo Ursula et i trage, i meaning Ursula'i but shortened due to already existing mention of her)

==== Indication ====
βir = this

βaź = that

su = it

βires = these

βaźes = those

san = they

=== Verbs (all verbs end with -ar, or -er) ===

==== Verb "to be" (lemer) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: lemo

2nd Person: lemes

3rd Person: leme

===== Plural =====
1st Person: lemos

2nd Person: lemeses

3rd Person: lemese

==== Past Perfect (ate, tarar) ====
1st Singular Person: taroce-o

2nd Singular Person: taroce-es

3rd Singular Person: taroce-e

1st Plural Person: taroce-os

2nd Plural Person: taroce-eses

3rd Plural Person: taroce-ese

==== Past Imperfect (would eat) ====
1st Singular Person: taroca-o

2nd Singular Person: taroca-as

3rd Singular Person: taroca-a

1st Plural Person: taroca-os

2nd Plural Person: taroca-asas

3rd Plural Person: taroca-asa

==== Past Indefinite (was eating) ====
I was eating = Mo can tarar

==== Future Tense (will eat) ====
I will eat = Mo a taru

==== Imperative ====
Eat! = Taren!

==== Gerund ====
eating = tarar

==== Comparative ====
more = sanaturé

less = sinituré

big = megaturé

bigger = sanaturé megaturé

==== Superlative ====
most = secaturé

least = sicituré

small = minituré

smallest = secaturé minituré

==== Interrogation ====

# I eat = Mo taro
# I do not eat = Mo noβ taro
# I can eat = Mo a tarar
# I cannot eat = Mo noβ a tarar
# I could eat = Mo a-oce-o tarar
# I could not eat = Mo noβ a-oce-o tarar
# I shall eat = Mo neče tarar
# I shall not eat = Mo noβ neče tarar
# I should eat = Mo nečoce-o tarar
# I should not eat = Mo noβ nečoce-o tarar
# I may eat = Mo zary tarar
# I may not eat = Mo noβ zary tarar
# I might eat = Mo zaroce-o tarar
# I might not eat = Mo noβ zaroce-o tarar

=== Unofficial Grammar ===

==== A. Feminine Posession (Taruβay Slang) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mon, næ (respect)

2nd Person: gon, tæ (respect)

3rd Person: illost (masculine), elost (feminine), alost (androgynous), son (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mæ, non (respect)

2nd Person: gæ, von (respect)

3rd Person: ilosta (masculine), elosta (feminine), alosta (androgynous), sæ (non-binary)

==== Question Tense (Northeastern Tacalařmos Accent) ====
work = traβar

You work. = Go traβas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traβi?

-i = question tense

bzogor = question word

==== Negativity in Verbs (Product of Kœzeleccian Influence) ====
You work = Go traβas

You do not work = Go non traβas

You cannot work = Go traβas non

==== Quantification (Unofficial but Widely Used) ====

# star = stert
# no stars = carxastert
# some stars = carẋastert
# any star = patsstert
# all stars = parxastert
# next star = patesstert
# previous star = catesstert

== Speaking ==

=== Verbs ===

# be = lemer
# eat = tarar
# drink = biβir
# live = lyifir
# wear = βasar
# sleep = bomar
# have = termeler
# need = nečesitir
# want = quillingir
# love = termar
# hate = tarmar
# open = uner
# close = cerer

=== Basic Words ===

# human = homen
# man = monřo
# woman = maβa
# boy = mombřo
# girl = maba
# apple = toloβobřo
# bread = ronβoloto
# water = aqunmar (actually aqun = water, mar = sea but this is the local use)
# milk = letem

=== Less Basic Words ===

# light = lyit
# forest = taβer (plant thing)
# water = aqunmar (not a verb, water sea)
# fire = fyir
# shadow = negrevtaβer (black thing)
# spirit = morthomen (dead human)
# wind = ær
# thunder = megaturé-electro-sunt (big electro-sound)
# lightning = ær-electro (air electricity)
# time = tyim
# stamina = stemane
# health = lyif
# cold = miniturétemer (small temprature)
# hot = megaturétemer (big temprature)
# shock = electromort (electrical death)
# speed = spid
# attack = ataç̌e
# defense = defeše
# stealth = minituré-sunt (small sound)

=== Question ===

# what = ce
# where = noceβas
# when = βotta
# how = malina
# how many = potta
# why = pelno
# who = tros
# whose = tros'i

=== Basic Expressions ===

# yes = lei
# no = noβ
# please = prasnoř
# thank you = ginue
# how are you = malina lemes/lemeses (plural)
# I'm fine = lemo βien
# I'm bad = lemo malon
# pardon me = parbon
# hello = hařlo
# goodbye = βayβay
# good morning/day = βienes daias
# good afternoon = βienes sogonyes
# good night = βienes niatyes
# what's your name = ce leme gi yama
# I'm Billy = mi yama leme Billy/mo lemo Billy
# good morning = βieneé baias
# good afternoon = βieneé sogonyes
# good night = βieneé ni-atyes

=== Clock ===

# what time is it = ce leme el noci
# it is thirteen past four = leme qintt et toc-tritt
# it is quarter past four = leme qintt et qinete
# it is half past four = leme qintt et qitete
# it is quarter to five = leme qintt et terete
# second/minute/hour = secen/minen/ur

=== Date ===

# day/month/year = baia/monot/yer
# century/millenium = huntyer/thountyer
# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/βirbaia/paxaabaia
# january = jabalenæ
# february = febalenæ
# march = marc
# april = arpa
# may = marpa
# june = jarpa
# july = quintisset
# august = sextiset
# september = serpset
# october = octorpset
# november = nienset
# december = desset

=== Colours ===

# red = rurt
# orange = narart
# yellow = jart
# green = vert
# blue = aqurt
# purple = vilirt
# pink = rort
# black = no-art
# grey = grirt
# white = βlart

=== Place Indicators ===

# in = a-er
# on = βer
# under = cer
# by = ber
# in front of = e-er
# behind = fer
# between = ger

(I know, sometimes I myself think how creative I really am)

=== Swearing ===
Some notable bad words include: trüfü, crit, and efügg.

=== Notable Words ===

# because = pelnala
# but = pelno
# since = prigg
# Communism = Comünon
# government = govenuna
# cat = cavta
# dog = pevta
# bird = libetva
# octopus = octencalamavta
# unipus = calamavta / unecalamavta
# something / object = βer
# and / with = et
# or = ot
# without = carxa-et
# use = tegar
# thing = βer
# go / come = comutar

=== Notable Suffixes ===

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. biβar = to drink, biβala = beverage
# -avta = Animal e.g. piẋar = to swim, piẋavta = fish
# -una = Dœr e.g. spidar = to spide, spiduna = spider
# -ya = Country e.g. Cœtetya = Kœtetekia
# -on = Language / Ideology e.g. Cœteton = Kœtetekian

(Cœtet- = Kœtetekian racial suffix)

=== Notable Vocabulary ===

==== Lessons ====

# english = Ingřon
# Kœtetekian = Cœteton
# lemekian = Lemeton
# art = faβricala
# physical education = academicesportala
# social studies = sosyalyes
# mathematics = matyes
# science = se-ansyes

==== Class Behaviour ====

# to enter = entrer
# to sit = senter
# to stand up = carxasenter
# to watch = eger
# to listen = erar
# to read = carxaẋriβer
# to write = ẋriβer
# to repeat = patesheβřar
# to speak = heβřar
# silence, please = carxaheβřala, prasnoř
# how do you write ...? = malina vo ẋribes ...?
# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heβřalase-ans?
# i don't understand = mo no cemepro.

==== Zodiac Signs ====

# aries = ravta
# taurus = tavta
# gemini = βiyhomen
# cancer = crevta
# leo = reyvta
# virgo = maβa
# libra = liβeala
# scorpia = escovta
# sagittarius = sentavta
# capricorn = govta
# aquarius = aqunβer
# pisces = βiypiscavta

==== Body Parts ====

# head = trac
# hair = hete
# eye = egala
# nose = smala
# mouth = heβřalaβer
# ear = erala
# neck = tehnef
# shoulder = hurna
# elbow = cacret
# hand = ẋribalaβer
# finger = ẋribalaβerβer
# boob = letemβer
# nipple = letemβerβer
# belly = tagac
# penis = momβřotrüf
# vagina = maβatrüf
# butt = carxatrüf
# leg = geret
# knee = geretβer
# foot = tugg
# tœ = tuggβer

==== Family ====

# self = mu
# father = βaβa
# mother = mama
# grandmother = mamamama / βaβamama
# grandfather = mamaβaβa / βaβaβaβa
# son prefix = pates-
# grandson prefix = patespates-
# older sibling prefix = carxacates-
# younger sibling prefix = cates-
# cousin = e.g. patescarxacatesmama

==== Directions ====

# north = nort
# south = sort
# east = solnacala (birth of sun)
# west = solmort (death of sun)
# southeast = sortsolnacala

==== Distance ====

# here = ceβas
# there = ceβase
# there (far) = ceβases

=== Making New Words ===
Since Kœtetekian is a small language, there should be a way to create new words. There's actually 2 ways:

==== By Existing Words ====
pond = minituréaqunmar (small water sea)

dinosaur = dinovta

Loch Ness Monster = minituréaqunmardinovta

==== By Non-Existing Words ====
1. Get a word from a Latin (French, Italian, Spanish, Romanian, Moldavian etc.) language -> universidad ("university" in Spanish)

2. Modify it a bit -> universtad

3. Make it satisfying for Kœtetekian grammar -> universtar

4. Congrats, new word! (go to a school with high importance -> universtar)

(This is an example, not an actual word in Kœtetekian)

== Lore ==
=== Ancient History ===
Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some [[w:Zionist|Zionist]] [[w:Radical_Politics|radical]] [[w:Fundamentalists|fundamentalists]] created a [[w:Cult|cult]] that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for [[w:Judaism|Judaism]] and [[w:Paganism's|Paganism's]] [[w:Disinformation|disinformation]]. The cult gained popularity and support by [[w:roman|Roman]] officials in [[w:Levant|Levant]], and is one of the reasons of [[w:Jesus's_execution|Jesus's execution]] by the [[w:Roman_Empire|Roman Empire]]. Later, [[w:Christianity|Christianity]] grew and the cult's main founder [[w:Conversion_to_Christianity|converted]] to it. This caused the [[w:Dissolution_(politics)|dissolution]] of the cult. After the [[w:Pagan|Pagan]] structure of Rome was threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan [[w:Extremism|extremist]] Romans, and did [[w:Terrorism|terrorist]] operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great [[w:Conversion_of_Constantine|converted to Christianity]]. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the [[w:Turks|Turks]] [[w:Migration|migrated]] to [[w:Anatolia|Anatolia]] and found an [[w:Alliance|alliance]] with the nation Kutetania. After the [[w:1st_Beylik_Era|1st Beylik Era]], the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the [[w:Conservatism|conservative]] [[w:Population|population]] didn't let the [[w:Vocabulary|vocabulary]] change, so the language has a lot of [[w:Romance_languages|Latin]] features even if the country's located in [[w:Indochina|Indochina]].

=== Migration to Indochina ===
By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the [[w:tibet|entire mountain range]]. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the [[w:climate_of_vietnam|Vietnamese jungle]] and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan [[w:Pillage|pillages]] and [[w:Raid_(Military)|raids]]. There were no place eastward except [[w:America|America]] which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be [[w:Indigenous_peoples|indigenous]] and acting as a native tribe to cover the [[w:Illegal_immigration|illegal immigration]]. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.

=== Modern History ===
==== [[w:Vietnamese_War|Vietnamese War]] ====
During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the [[w:United_States_of_America|United States of America]] and its [[w:Puppet_state|puppet state]] [[w:South_Vietnam|South Vietnam]] in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of [[w:Sovereignty|sovereignty]] if the USA can have [[w:Military_base|military bases]] on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an [[w:election|election]] once every 5 year, including one for the new [[w:Prime_minister|prime minister]] and prime delegate stands. Also, the [[w:Legislative_branch|fabricative]] and the [[w:Judicial_branch|judicial]] branches were introduced. Nokeriva was elected as the first prime minister with the first president being Reat Usariliff.

==== Civil War ====

The first civil war of the country wasn't the one in 2022, bur an older one between the 2 republics in 1961. In that war, Lemetians wanted all of the island to themselves. Dzatsacoro was briefly sieged in the spring of 1962, with a failed coup later. After those events, Sagaret and Mecißay were given to Lemetians. After the ban of inhabiting, this sparked the civil war in 2022.

==== Kugerwassen Incident ====
In the early 1960's, the [[w:Belgian_people|Belgian]] biologist Heinrich Kugerwassen working at [[w:ECOSOC|UN's]] South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local [[w:Tree|tree]] with a [[w:Genetic_mutation|genetic mutation]] that produces [[w:Cherries|cherries]] and [[w:Apple|apples]] at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, UN's [[w:Delegate_model_of_representation|delegates]] had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area in a resolution, with citizens being [[w:Deportation|deported]] to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwassen was inspecting the trees, heavy [[w:Rainfall|rainfall]] and [[w:Fog|fog]] made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island [[w:Archipelago|archipelago]] in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwassen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.

==== Kopeleccian War ====
In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Taruβak. (which was renamed to Taruβay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].

==== Kozelekland ====
In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of [[w:Hippies|hippies]] wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered [[w:De_facto|de facto]]. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior [[w:Means_of_production|means of production]], exploitation of the [[w:Proletariat|proletariat]] and small trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a [[w:Refugee_camp|refugee camp]] in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.

==== Molossian War ====
Kœtetekia is considered a [[w:Microstate|microstate]] by all means. So when the [[w:Micronation|micronation]] [[w:Republic_of_Molossia|Republic of Molossia]] declared war on [[w:East_Germany|East Germany]], Kœtetekia was obviously supporting Molossia since at that time, Kœtetekia and USA were allies due to the American military bases on Kuala Nort. In 2025 when Kœtetekia switched to [[w:Communism|Communism]], the nation started defending [[w:Ernst_Thälmann_Island|East Germany]] after a [[w:Referandum|referandum]]. There's 0 casualties on the war that's [[w:Symbolic|symbolic]] to all sides.

==== Civil War & Communism ====
In late 2022, a [[w:bomb|bomb]] hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian [[w:Supremacism|supremacist]] group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the [[w:Mayor|mayor]] of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a [[w:Baker's_dozen|baker's dozen]] of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and [[w:Asassination|asassinated]] Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to [[w:Retaliation|retaliate]], but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already [[w:Sieged|sieged]] the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the [[w:War_with_Terror|War with Terror]]. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and [[w:Social_democracy|social democrat]] Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations and changed the name back to Kœtetekia.

=== Cities ===
==== Djatsacoro ====
Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaβoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faβorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaβoriTaralas deriving from Faβorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaβoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

==== Tacalařmos ====
Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloβobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Republic of Neövo Papua ====
Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. Actually, the pond is just a bay but the locals still call it a pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there. Neövo Papua is a republic inside Kœtetekia, which means it's something like [[w:Sakha|Sakha]].

==== Taruβay ====
Taruβay is a village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Meciβay Military Area ====
Meciβay is the sister city of Taruβay, having a vibrant community while being close to Taruβay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Meciβayans were deported to Taruβay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone ====
Kuala Nort is the westernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccian War for more information.

==== Sagaret UN Preservation Zone ====
Sagaret is the southernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kugerwassen incident for more information.

==== Neövo Sagaret ====
After inhabiting in Sagaret was banned, some Sagaretians found a new city with similar features.

==== Koezelecvill ====
Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kozelekland for more information.

==== Small Islands ====

===== Nokeriva =====

Nokeriva is the westernmost island of Kœtetekia, with 3 inhabitants who operate a boat supply shop, bait shop and a boat repair shop. The island was named after Tifi Nokeriva.

===== Heinrich & Usariliff =====

These 2 islands make up the Kugerwassen archipelago, named after Heinrich Kugerwassen and Reat Usariliff. They're called Hòn Tuong in Vietnamese. Usariliff is declared a protected zone by the government.

===== Union Island =====

Union Island is the northern tip of the country, being a protected zone by the government. It is named after the union of Kœtetekians, Lemetians, Americans and the Vietnamese.

===== Koppeh Island =====

Koppeh Island is a national park belonging to the Kozelekland.

=== Government ===

==== Fabricative (Legislative) Branch ====

* National Parliament: 50 members are chosen by public. Laws are made by delegates in unmoderated caucuses after talking about topics in moderated caucuses. If laws are accepted, they're taken to the president for final approval.
* Directive Parliament: 25 members are chosen by the directive branch members. Has the same procedure as the National Parliament.
* People's Parliament: 15 members are chosen by public. Any university graduate can submit laws which are voted and taken to the Directive Parliament if accepted.

==== Directive (Executive) Branch ====

* President: Chosen by public every 5 year, assigns ministry personnel except ministers which are also chosen by public every year.
* Prime Minister: Chosen by public every 5 year, directs ministries.
* Prime Delegate: Chosen by the Sub-Minister of External Affairs, represents the nation in important international meetings.

==== Judicial Branch ====

* Fabricative Court: Personnel are chosen by the National and People's Parliament.
* Directive Court: Personnel are chosen by the Directive Branch Members.
* People's Court: Personnel are chosen by public.
* Independent Courts: Compilation of the 5 courts for each village in Kœtetekia legal to live in where personnel are chosen by locals.
* Supreme Court: Court where personnel are chosen by the president and the cases are fatal or violate the constitution.

==== Ministries (Directive) ====

* Ministry of Politics
** Sub-Ministry of Economy
** Sub-Ministry of Development
** Sub-Ministry of Ideology
** Sub-Ministry of Internal Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of External Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Speech and Election
** Sub-Ministry of Trade
** Sub-Ministry of Taxation
* Ministry of Health
* Ministry of Defence
** Commanderate of Police Forces
** Commanderate of Military Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Naval Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Militant Aviation
** Sub-Ministry of Ambulance
** Sub-Ministry of Fire Affairs
** Commanderate of Peacekeeping
** Sub-Ministry of Intelligence
* Ministry of Education
** Sub-Ministry of Textal Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Numeral Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Sports
** Sub-Ministry of Art and Music
* Ministry of Public Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Language
** Sub-Ministry of Religion
** Sub-Ministry of Athletism
** Sub-Ministry of Work and Energy
** Sub-Ministry of Culture
** Sub-Ministry of Equity
** Sub-Ministry of History and Literature
** Sub-Ministry of Social Services
** Sub-Ministry of Cyber Affairs
* Ministry of Biology
** Sub-Ministry of Agriculture
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Cultivation
** Sub-Ministry of Nature
** Sub-Ministry of Villages
** Sub-Ministry of Climate Change
* Ministry of Transportation
** Sub-Ministry of Public Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Private Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Infrastructure
** Sub-Ministry of Roads and Navigation
* Ministry of Justice
* Ministry of Food
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Food
** Sub-Ministry of Plant Food
** Sub-Ministry of Fungal and Microorganism Food
** Sub-Ministry of Beverages and Water
* Ministry of Industry
* Ministry of Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Human Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Children's Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Racist and Sexist Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Homosexual and Transgender Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Plant, Fungi and Microorganism Rights

=== Stuff ===

==== Transportation ====

In Kœtetekia, public transportation is not common. Even cars are uncommon with only ~10 civil tuktuks existing. The only public transportation is marcomuts, which are small ferries. There are 4 of them:

* Lunafer: Operates every monday of each month, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển -> P. Vũng Tàu -> Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh
* Unefer: Operates every monday except Lunafer days, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển
* Qadrfer: Operates every weekday except Lunafer and Unefer days, intercity ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos
* Doinfer: Operates every weekend, international ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro-> Port of Tacalařmos -> Koezelecvill -> Kozelekland -> Neövo Papua

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File:Map of Djatsacoro.png

2026-06-08T18:14:39Z

LavaSalt402:

Kœtetekian

2026-06-08T18:04:52Z

LavaSalt402:

{{privatelang}}
{{Infobox language
|image = Kœtetekian_Flag.png
|imagesize = 185px
|name = Kœtetekian
|nativename = Heßřala be Cœteton
|pronunciation = kœteton
|states = Djatsacoro, Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone, Kutetum Archæological Protected Area, Mecißay Military Zone, Neövo Sagaret, Republic of Neövo Papua, Sagaret UN Preservation Zone, Tacalařmos, Tarußay
|setting = Alternative history of [[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
|region = [[w:Indochina|Indochina]]
|speakers = 190
|date = 2025
|created = ~2018
|familycolor = Indo-European
|fam2 = Levantine
|fam3 = Djatsacoran
|fam4 =
|creator = User:LavaSalt402
|stand1 = Standard Djatsacoran Kœtetek
|script1 = Latn
| nation = Kœtetekia
|minority = Kozelekland
[[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
New Kœtetekia (unrecognized)
|agency = Ministry of Public Affairs, Sub-Ministry of Language
|map =
|mapsize =
|mapcaption =
|notice = IPA
|ethnicity = Romans
|ancestor = Latin
|ancestor2 = Kutetanian
|ancestor3 = Koetetekian
|ancestor4 = Lemekian
|fam1=[[w:Romance languages|Latin]]|majority=Kœtetekia (official language)}}

Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesβaβa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

WARNING: I don't know much about conlangs, so it's not that impressive.

All of this is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en|CC CC BY-SA 4.0 International], I think. Happy creating Kœtetekian content, I guess?

[[File:Kœtetekian Map.png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (2).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Borders)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (3).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Text)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (4).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia if we don't turn off the tap]]

== Alphabet ==

=== Main Letters (Translation to IPA) ===

# Aa = a
# Bβ = b
# Db = d
# Ee = e
# Ff = f
# Gg = g
# Hh = h
# Xx = ks
# İi = i
# Jj = ʒ
# Cc = k
# Ll = ɫ
# Λn = n
# Oo = o
# Qq = kj
# Πp = p
# Pr = ɾ
# Ss = s
# Tt = t
# Uu = u
# Vv = v
# Yy = j
# Zz = z

=== Accents (Translation to IPA) ===

# A: Ää = ɶ
# A: Ææ = æ
# E: Éé = x
# X: Ẋẋ = sk
# İ: Iı = ɯ
# Λ: Mm = m
# C: Čč = d͡ʒ
# Č: Ç̌ç̌ = t͡ʃ
# O: Öö = œ
# O: Œœ = œ
# P: P̌ř = r
# S: Šš = ʃ
# U: Üü = y
# U: Ww = w
# Z: Źź = tz

=== Letter Mixtures ===

==== Vowels (Kœtetekian correspondence) ====

# aa = between o and a
# ae (æ) = between a and ä
# äa = between a and ä
# äe = between ä and æ
# æa = between ä and æ
# æe = between æ and e
# ea = between æ and e
# ee = between e and i
# ia = between i and ı
# ie = higher pitched i
# ıa = between o and ı
# ıe = between ı and i
# oa = lower pitched o
# oe (œ) = between o and ö
# öa = between o and ö
# öe = between ö and i
# œa = between o and œ
# œe = between œ and i
# ua = between o and u
# ue = between u and ü
# üa = between u and ü
# üe = between ü and i

<nowiki>*</nowiki>ae and oe is written as æ and œ.

==== Consonats (English correspondence) ====

# ch (č) = "j" in "jackson"
# chh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# chhh = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# čh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# čhh = ""t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# ç̌h = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# dj = "j" in "jack"
# dz = "j" in "jill"
# fh = cat hissing
# gh = ğ in "bağlama" (Turkish correspondence)
# kh = "kh" in "khufu"
# sh (š) = "sh" in "sheep"
# th = "th" in "the"
# ts = "ts" in "mitsotakis"
# vh = whistling
# wh = loud whistling

<nowiki>*</nowiki>You can write č, ç̌ and š as ch, čh and sh.

==== The Dash (-) ====
The dash is used to separate a letter mix.

"oe" = reads like Kœtetekian "ö"

"o-e" = reads like plain oe

== Numbers ==

=== Digits ===

==== Explanation ====
n = Normal / As Prefix / Mathematical / Legacy (Optional)

==== Digit List ====
0 = Cero / Zer / Noβ

1 = Une / Une / Sigg

2 = Dön / Biy / Doin / Doné

3 = Tritt / Triy / Trin

4 = Qintt / Qadr / Qirin / Quintt

5 = Qit / Pent / Qinin

6 = Cix / Heks / Hekin

7 = Cise / Sepet / Setin / Onto

8 = Octo / Octen / Otin

9 = Nove / Noβre / Notin / Nyen

=== Usage ===

==== Normal ====
"Mo termelo '''une''' ronβoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

==== As Prefix ====
"To termeles biy-muss." -> You have two muscles (biceps).

==== Mathematical (Optional) ====
"Sigg et sigg leme doin." -> One and (plus) one is (equals) two.

==== Legacy ====
Used when writing ordinal numbers or numbers between 11-19.

For example;

1st, 2nd, 3rd != Unevo, Dönvo, Trittvo;

1st, 2nd, 3rd = Unevo, Donévo, Trittvo;

or;

11, 12, 13 != unter, dönter, trittter;

11, 12, 13 = unter, donéter, trittter;

=== Bigger Numbers ===
10 = Toc

11 = Unter

12 = Donter (Officially donéter)

13 = Tritter (Officially trittter)

14 = Quintter (Officially quinttter)

15 = Qiter (Officially qitter)

16 = Toc-Cix

17 = Toc-Onto

18 = Toc-Octo

19 = Toc-Nyen

20 = Dön-Toc

21 = Une Dön-Toc

22 = Dön Dön-Toc

23 = Tritt Dön-Toc

30 = Tritt-Toc

31 = Une Tritt-Toc

100 = Hunt

200 = Dön-Hunt

1000 = Thount

2119 = Toc-Nyen Hunt Dön-Thount

10^6 = Millint

10^9 = Mallint

10^12 = Trillint

10^15 = Qetrillint

10^18 = Qentillint

10^21 = Septillint

10^24 = Sexillint

10^27 = Octillint

10^30 = Nonillint

10^33 = Desillint

=== Parenthesis ===
The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs parentheses to operate properly. For example,

Une (Dön Toc) Thount = One (Twenty) Thousand = 20,001

Une Dön Toc Thount = Twenty One Thousand = 21,000

( = Unen Parateset

) = Ceren Parateset

=== Decimal Numbers ===

==== Normal Decimal Numbers ====
0.54 = Cero Putt Quintt Qit-Toc

==== Special Decimal Numbers ====
0.5 = Cero et Qitete

0.25 = Cero et Qinete

0.75 = Cero et Terete

==== Fractions ====
½ = Une carxaber dön

=== Computation ===

==== Numerical Operators ====
1 + 1 = Une et une

1 - 1 = Une carxa-et une

1 * 1 = Une ber une

1 / 1 = Une carxaber une

1 ** 1 = Une berber une

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoβmobulo (division but no modulus) une

1 % 1 = Une mobulo une

1 + 1 = 2 = Une et une leme dön

==== Binary Logical Operators ====
&& = et

|| = ot

^ = exec ot

! = noβ

==== Ordinal Numbers ====
nth = nvo

1st = unevo

2nd = donévo

3rd = trittvo

4th = quinttvo

7th = ontovo

9th = nienvo

First = primervo

Last = lasinvo

== Grammar ==

=== Addressing ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Married
!Single
!Kid
|-
|Male
|Illo
|Ille
|Ilito
|-
|Female
|Ella
|Elle
|Elita
|-
|Non-Binary
|Alle
|Alli
|Aliti
|}
Autograph = Trecca

Name = Yama primervo

Surname = Süryama / Yama lasinvo

=== Articles ===

==== Definite Articles ====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Single
!Plural
|-
|Male
|Il
|Lis
|-
|Female
|El
|Les
|-
|Non-Binary
|Al
|Las
|}

=== Indefinite Articles ===

# a = un
# an = un
# some = unyes

==== Plural ====
If a word ends with a vowel, it gets an "s" to make it plural.

But if it ends with a consonant, it gets a "yes".

ronβoloto = apple

ronβolotos = apples

βayβay = god be with you (goodbye)

βayβayyes = goodbyes

=== Adjectives ===

==== Qualification ====

===== Permament =====
maβa = woman

megaturé maβa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

===== Temporary =====
maba = girl

maba βien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

==== Possession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mi, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gi, ti (respect)

3rd Person: ilin (masculine), elin (feminine), alin (androgynous), si (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mani, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gani, vi (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesin (masculine), elyesin (feminine), alyesin (androgynous), sani (non-binary)

===== Indication =====

# βir = this
# βaź = that
# βires = these
# βaźes = those

=== Pronouns ===

==== Personal ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mo (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: go (ordinary), to (respect)

3rd Person: il (masculine), el (feminine), al (androgynous), so (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: man (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: gan (ordinary), vo (respect)

3rd Person: ilyes (masculine), elyes (feminine), alyes (androgynous), san (non-binary)

===== Variations (for mo) =====

# Normal: I = mo
# Plain: me = mu
# Specifıcation: [verb] me = [verb] mu
# Orientation: to me = a mu
# Presence: in me: βer mu
# Presence: with me: trot mu
# Separation: from me: frim mu
# Possession: min

==== Posession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: min (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: gin (ordinary), tin (respect)

3rd Person: ilinin (masculine), elinin (feminine), alinin (androgynous), sin (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: manin (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: ganin (ordinary), vin (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesinin (masculine), elyesinin (feminine), alyesinin (androgynous), sanin (non-binary)

==== Other ====
Ursula's = Ursula'i (the apostrophe has the same role as the dash)

I love Ursula and her purse. = Mo termo Ursula et elinin trage. (You can also say Mo termo Ursula et i trage, i meaning Ursula'i but shortened due to already existing mention of her)

==== Indication ====
βir = this

βaź = that

su = it

βires = these

βaźes = those

san = they

=== Verbs (all verbs end with -ar, or -er) ===

==== Verb "to be" (lemer) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: lemo

2nd Person: lemes

3rd Person: leme

===== Plural =====
1st Person: lemos

2nd Person: lemeses

3rd Person: lemese

==== Past Perfect (ate, tarar) ====
1st Singular Person: taroce-o

2nd Singular Person: taroce-es

3rd Singular Person: taroce-e

1st Plural Person: taroce-os

2nd Plural Person: taroce-eses

3rd Plural Person: taroce-ese

==== Past Imperfect (would eat) ====
1st Singular Person: taroca-o

2nd Singular Person: taroca-as

3rd Singular Person: taroca-a

1st Plural Person: taroca-os

2nd Plural Person: taroca-asas

3rd Plural Person: taroca-asa

==== Past Indefinite (was eating) ====
I was eating = Mo can tarar

==== Future Tense (will eat) ====
I will eat = Mo a taru

==== Imperative ====
Eat! = Taren!

==== Gerund ====
eating = tarar

==== Comparative ====
more = sanaturé

less = sinituré

big = megaturé

bigger = sanaturé megaturé

==== Superlative ====
most = secaturé

least = sicituré

small = minituré

smallest = secaturé minituré

==== Interrogation ====

# I eat = Mo taro
# I do not eat = Mo noβ taro
# I can eat = Mo a tarar
# I cannot eat = Mo noβ a tarar
# I could eat = Mo a-oce-o tarar
# I could not eat = Mo noβ a-oce-o tarar
# I shall eat = Mo neče tarar
# I shall not eat = Mo noβ neče tarar
# I should eat = Mo nečoce-o tarar
# I should not eat = Mo noβ nečoce-o tarar
# I may eat = Mo zary tarar
# I may not eat = Mo noβ zary tarar
# I might eat = Mo zaroce-o tarar
# I might not eat = Mo noβ zaroce-o tarar

=== Unofficial Grammar ===

==== A. Feminine Posession (Taruβay Slang) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mon, næ (respect)

2nd Person: gon, tæ (respect)

3rd Person: illost (masculine), elost (feminine), alost (androgynous), son (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mæ, non (respect)

2nd Person: gæ, von (respect)

3rd Person: ilosta (masculine), elosta (feminine), alosta (androgynous), sæ (non-binary)

==== Question Tense (Northeastern Tacalařmos Accent) ====
work = traβar

You work. = Go traβas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traβi?

-i = question tense

bzogor = question word

==== Negativity in Verbs (Product of Kœzeleccian Influence) ====
You work = Go traβas

You do not work = Go non traβas

You cannot work = Go traβas non

==== Quantification (Unofficial but Widely Used) ====

# star = stert
# no stars = carxastert
# some stars = carẋastert
# any star = patsstert
# all stars = parxastert
# next star = patesstert
# previous star = catesstert

== Speaking ==

=== Verbs ===

# be = lemer
# eat = tarar
# drink = biβir
# live = lyifir
# wear = βasar
# sleep = bomar
# have = termeler
# need = nečesitir
# want = quillingir
# love = termar
# hate = tarmar
# open = uner
# close = cerer

=== Basic Words ===

# human = homen
# man = monřo
# woman = maβa
# boy = mombřo
# girl = maba
# apple = toloβobřo
# bread = ronβoloto
# water = aqunmar (actually aqun = water, mar = sea but this is the local use)
# milk = letem

=== Less Basic Words ===

# light = lyit
# forest = taβer (plant thing)
# water = aqunmar (not a verb, water sea)
# fire = fyir
# shadow = negrevtaβer (black thing)
# spirit = morthomen (dead human)
# wind = ær
# thunder = megaturé-electro-sunt (big electro-sound)
# lightning = ær-electro (air electricity)
# time = tyim
# stamina = stemane
# health = lyif
# cold = miniturétemer (small temprature)
# hot = megaturétemer (big temprature)
# shock = electromort (electrical death)
# speed = spid
# attack = ataç̌e
# defense = defeše
# stealth = minituré-sunt (small sound)

=== Question ===

# what = ce
# where = noceβas
# when = βotta
# how = malina
# how many = potta
# why = pelno
# who = tros
# whose = tros'i

=== Basic Expressions ===

# yes = lei
# no = noβ
# please = prasnoř
# thank you = ginue
# how are you = malina lemes/lemeses (plural)
# I'm fine = lemo βien
# I'm bad = lemo malon
# pardon me = parbon
# hello = hařlo
# goodbye = βayβay
# good morning/day = βienes daias
# good afternoon = βienes sogonyes
# good night = βienes niatyes
# what's your name = ce leme gi yama
# I'm Billy = mi yama leme Billy/mo lemo Billy
# good morning = βieneé baias
# good afternoon = βieneé sogonyes
# good night = βieneé ni-atyes

=== Clock ===

# what time is it = ce leme el noci
# it is thirteen past four = leme qintt et toc-tritt
# it is quarter past four = leme qintt et qinete
# it is half past four = leme qintt et qitete
# it is quarter to five = leme qintt et terete
# second/minute/hour = secen/minen/ur

=== Date ===

# day/month/year = baia/monot/yer
# century/millenium = huntyer/thountyer
# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/βirbaia/paxaabaia
# january = jabalenæ
# february = febalenæ
# march = marc
# april = arpa
# may = marpa
# june = jarpa
# july = quintisset
# august = sextiset
# september = serpset
# october = octorpset
# november = nienset
# december = desset

=== Colours ===

# red = rurt
# orange = narart
# yellow = jart
# green = vert
# blue = aqurt
# purple = vilirt
# pink = rort
# black = no-art
# grey = grirt
# white = βlart

=== Place Indicators ===

# in = a-er
# on = βer
# under = cer
# by = ber
# in front of = e-er
# behind = fer
# between = ger

(I know, sometimes I myself think how creative I really am)

=== Swearing ===
Some notable bad words include: trüfü, crit, and efügg.

=== Notable Words ===

# because = pelnala
# but = pelno
# since = prigg
# Communism = Comünon
# government = govenuna
# cat = cavta
# dog = pevta
# bird = libetva
# octopus = octencalamavta
# unipus = calamavta / unecalamavta
# something / object = βer
# and / with = et
# or = ot
# without = carxa-et
# use = tegar
# thing = βer
# go / come = comutar

=== Notable Suffixes ===

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. biβar = to drink, biβala = beverage
# -avta = Animal e.g. piẋar = to swim, piẋavta = fish
# -una = Dœr e.g. spidar = to spide, spiduna = spider
# -ya = Country e.g. Cœtetya = Kœtetekia
# -on = Language / Ideology e.g. Cœteton = Kœtetekian

(Cœtet- = Kœtetekian racial suffix)

=== Notable Vocabulary ===

==== Lessons ====

# english = Ingřon
# Kœtetekian = Cœteton
# lemekian = Lemeton
# art = faβricala
# physical education = academicesportala
# social studies = sosyalyes
# mathematics = matyes
# science = se-ansyes

==== Class Behaviour ====

# to enter = entrer
# to sit = senter
# to stand up = carxasenter
# to watch = eger
# to listen = erar
# to read = carxaẋriβer
# to write = ẋriβer
# to repeat = patesheβřar
# to speak = heβřar
# silence, please = carxaheβřala, prasnoř
# how do you write ...? = malina vo ẋribes ...?
# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heβřalase-ans?
# i don't understand = mo no cemepro.

==== Zodiac Signs ====

# aries = ravta
# taurus = tavta
# gemini = βiyhomen
# cancer = crevta
# leo = reyvta
# virgo = maβa
# libra = liβeala
# scorpia = escovta
# sagittarius = sentavta
# capricorn = govta
# aquarius = aqunβer
# pisces = βiypiscavta

==== Body Parts ====

# head = trac
# hair = hete
# eye = egala
# nose = smala
# mouth = heβřalaβer
# ear = erala
# neck = tehnef
# shoulder = hurna
# elbow = cacret
# hand = ẋribalaβer
# finger = ẋribalaβerβer
# boob = letemβer
# nipple = letemβerβer
# belly = tagac
# penis = momβřotrüf
# vagina = maβatrüf
# butt = carxatrüf
# leg = geret
# knee = geretβer
# foot = tugg
# tœ = tuggβer

==== Family ====

# self = mu
# father = βaβa
# mother = mama
# grandmother = mamamama / βaβamama
# grandfather = mamaβaβa / βaβaβaβa
# son prefix = pates-
# grandson prefix = patespates-
# older sibling prefix = carxacates-
# younger sibling prefix = cates-
# cousin = e.g. patescarxacatesmama

==== Directions ====

# north = nort
# south = sort
# east = solnacala (birth of sun)
# west = solmort (death of sun)
# southeast = sortsolnacala

==== Distance ====

# here = ceβas
# there = ceβase
# there (far) = ceβases

=== Making New Words ===
Since Kœtetekian is a small language, there should be a way to create new words. There's actually 2 ways:

==== By Existing Words ====
pond = minituréaqunmar (small water sea)

dinosaur = dinovta

Loch Ness Monster = minituréaqunmardinovta

==== By Non-Existing Words ====
1. Get a word from a Latin (French, Italian, Spanish, Romanian, Moldavian etc.) language -> universidad ("university" in Spanish)

2. Modify it a bit -> universtad

3. Make it satisfying for Kœtetekian grammar -> universtar

4. Congrats, new word! (go to a school with high importance -> universtar)

(This is an example, not an actual word in Kœtetekian)

== Lore ==
=== Ancient History ===
Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some [[w:Zionist|Zionist]] [[w:Radical_Politics|radical]] [[w:Fundamentalists|fundamentalists]] created a [[w:Cult|cult]] that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for [[w:Judaism|Judaism]] and [[w:Paganism's|Paganism's]] [[w:Disinformation|disinformation]]. The cult gained popularity and support by [[w:roman|Roman]] officials in [[w:Levant|Levant]], and is one of the reasons of [[w:Jesus's_execution|Jesus's execution]] by the [[w:Roman_Empire|Roman Empire]]. Later, [[w:Christianity|Christianity]] grew and the cult's main founder [[w:Conversion_to_Christianity|converted]] to it. This caused the [[w:Dissolution_(politics)|dissolution]] of the cult. After the [[w:Pagan|Pagan]] structure of Rome was threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan [[w:Extremism|extremist]] Romans, and did [[w:Terrorism|terrorist]] operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great [[w:Conversion_of_Constantine|converted to Christianity]]. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the [[w:Turks|Turks]] [[w:Migration|migrated]] to [[w:Anatolia|Anatolia]] and found an [[w:Alliance|alliance]] with the nation Kutetania. After the [[w:1st_Beylik_Era|1st Beylik Era]], the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the [[w:Conservatism|conservative]] [[w:Population|population]] didn't let the [[w:Vocabulary|vocabulary]] change, so the language has a lot of [[w:Romance_languages|Latin]] features even if the country's located in [[w:Indochina|Indochina]].

=== Migration to Indochina ===
By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the [[w:tibet|entire mountain range]]. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the [[w:climate_of_vietnam|Vietnamese jungle]] and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan [[w:Pillage|pillages]] and [[w:Raid_(Military)|raids]]. There were no place eastward except [[w:America|America]] which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be [[w:Indigenous_peoples|indigenous]] and acting as a native tribe to cover the [[w:Illegal_immigration|illegal immigration]]. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.

=== Modern History ===
==== [[w:Vietnamese_War|Vietnamese War]] ====
During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the [[w:United_States_of_America|United States of America]] and its [[w:Puppet_state|puppet state]] [[w:South_Vietnam|South Vietnam]] in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of [[w:Sovereignty|sovereignty]] if the USA can have [[w:Military_base|military bases]] on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an [[w:election|election]] once every 5 year, including one for the new [[w:Prime_minister|prime minister]] and prime delegate stands. Also, the [[w:Legislative_branch|fabricative]] and the [[w:Judicial_branch|judicial]] branches were introduced. Nokeriva was elected as the first prime minister with the first president being Reat Usariliff.

==== Civil War ====

The first civil war of the country wasn't the one in 2022, bur an older one between the 2 republics in 1961. In that war, Lemetians wanted all of the island to themselves. Dzatsacoro was briefly sieged in the spring of 1962, with a failed coup later. After those events, Sagaret and Mecißay were given to Lemetians. After the ban of inhabiting, this sparked the civil war in 2022.

==== Kugerwassen Incident ====
In the early 1960's, the [[w:Belgian_people|Belgian]] biologist Heinrich Kugerwassen working at [[w:ECOSOC|UN's]] South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local [[w:Tree|tree]] with a [[w:Genetic_mutation|genetic mutation]] that produces [[w:Cherries|cherries]] and [[w:Apple|apples]] at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, UN's [[w:Delegate_model_of_representation|delegates]] had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area in a resolution, with citizens being [[w:Deportation|deported]] to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwassen was inspecting the trees, heavy [[w:Rainfall|rainfall]] and [[w:Fog|fog]] made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island [[w:Archipelago|archipelago]] in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwassen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.

==== Kopeleccian War ====
In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Taruβak. (which was renamed to Taruβay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].

==== Kozelekland ====
In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of [[w:Hippies|hippies]] wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered [[w:De_facto|de facto]]. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior [[w:Means_of_production|means of production]], exploitation of the [[w:Proletariat|proletariat]] and small trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a [[w:Refugee_camp|refugee camp]] in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.

==== Molossian War ====
Kœtetekia is considered a [[w:Microstate|microstate]] by all means. So when the [[w:Micronation|micronation]] [[w:Republic_of_Molossia|Republic of Molossia]] declared war on [[w:East_Germany|East Germany]], Kœtetekia was obviously supporting Molossia since at that time, Kœtetekia and USA were allies due to the American military bases on Kuala Nort. In 2025 when Kœtetekia switched to [[w:Communism|Communism]], the nation started defending [[w:Ernst_Thälmann_Island|East Germany]] after a [[w:Referandum|referandum]]. There's 0 casualties on the war that's [[w:Symbolic|symbolic]] to all sides.

==== Civil War & Communism ====
In late 2022, a [[w:bomb|bomb]] hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian [[w:Supremacism|supremacist]] group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the [[w:Mayor|mayor]] of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a [[w:Baker's_dozen|baker's dozen]] of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and [[w:Asassination|asassinated]] Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to [[w:Retaliation|retaliate]], but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already [[w:Sieged|sieged]] the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the [[w:War_with_Terror|War with Terror]]. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and [[w:Social_democracy|social democrat]] Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations and changed the name back to Kœtetekia.

=== Cities ===
==== Djatsacoro ====
Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaβoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faβorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaβoriTaralas deriving from Faβorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaβoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

==== Tacalařmos ====
Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloβobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Republic of Neövo Papua ====
Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. Actually, the pond is just a bay but the locals still call it a pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there. Neövo Papua is a republic inside Kœtetekia, which means it's something like [[w:Sakha|Sakha]].

==== Taruβay ====
Taruβay is a village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Meciβay Military Area ====
Meciβay is the sister city of Taruβay, having a vibrant community while being close to Taruβay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Meciβayans were deported to Taruβay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone ====
Kuala Nort is the westernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccian War for more information.

==== Sagaret UN Preservation Zone ====
Sagaret is the southernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kugerwassen incident for more information.

==== Neövo Sagaret ====
After inhabiting in Sagaret was banned, some Sagaretians found a new city with similar features.

==== Koezelecvill ====
Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kozelekland for more information.

==== Small Islands ====

===== Nokeriva =====

Nokeriva is the westernmost island of Kœtetekia, with 3 inhabitants who operate a boat supply shop, bait shop and a boat repair shop. The island was named after Tifi Nokeriva.

===== Heinrich & Usariliff =====

These 2 islands make up the Kugerwassen archipelago, named after Heinrich Kugerwassen and Reat Usariliff. They're called Hòn Tuong in Vietnamese. Usariliff is declared a protected zone by the government.

===== Union Island =====

Union Island is the northern tip of the country, being a protected zone by the government. It is named after the union of Kœtetekians, Lemetians, Americans and the Vietnamese.

===== Koppeh Island =====

Koppeh Island is a national park belonging to the Kozelekland.

=== Government ===

==== Fabricative (Legislative) Branch ====

* National Parliament: 50 members are chosen by public. Laws are made by delegates in unmoderated caucuses after talking about topics in moderated caucuses. If laws are accepted, they're taken to the president for final approval.
* Directive Parliament: 25 members are chosen by the directive branch members. Has the same procedure as the National Parliament.
* People's Parliament: 15 members are chosen by public. Any university graduate can submit laws which are voted and taken to the Directive Parliament if accepted.

==== Directive (Executive) Branch ====

* President: Chosen by public every 5 year, assigns ministry personnel except ministers which are also chosen by public every year.
* Prime Minister: Chosen by public every 5 year, directs ministries.
* Prime Delegate: Chosen by the Sub-Minister of External Affairs, represents the nation in important international meetings.

==== Judicial Branch ====

* Fabricative Court: Personnel are chosen by the National and People's Parliament.
* Directive Court: Personnel are chosen by the Directive Branch Members.
* People's Court: Personnel are chosen by public.
* Independent Courts: Compilation of the 5 courts for each village in Kœtetekia legal to live in where personnel are chosen by locals.
* Supreme Court: Court where personnel are chosen by the president and the cases are fatal or violate the constitution.

==== Ministries (Directive) ====

* Ministry of Politics
** Sub-Ministry of Economy
** Sub-Ministry of Development
** Sub-Ministry of Ideology
** Sub-Ministry of Internal Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of External Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Speech and Election
** Sub-Ministry of Trade
** Sub-Ministry of Taxation
* Ministry of Health
* Ministry of Defence
** Commanderate of Police Forces
** Commanderate of Military Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Naval Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Militant Aviation
** Sub-Ministry of Ambulance
** Sub-Ministry of Fire Affairs
** Commanderate of Peacekeeping
** Sub-Ministry of Intelligence
* Ministry of Education
** Sub-Ministry of Textal Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Numeral Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Sports
** Sub-Ministry of Art and Music
* Ministry of Public Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Language
** Sub-Ministry of Religion
** Sub-Ministry of Athletism
** Sub-Ministry of Work and Energy
** Sub-Ministry of Culture
** Sub-Ministry of Equity
** Sub-Ministry of History and Literature
** Sub-Ministry of Social Services
** Sub-Ministry of Cyber Affairs
* Ministry of Biology
** Sub-Ministry of Agriculture
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Cultivation
** Sub-Ministry of Nature
** Sub-Ministry of Villages
** Sub-Ministry of Climate Change
* Ministry of Transportation
** Sub-Ministry of Public Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Private Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Infrastructure
** Sub-Ministry of Roads and Navigation
* Ministry of Justice
* Ministry of Food
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Food
** Sub-Ministry of Plant Food
** Sub-Ministry of Fungal and Microorganism Food
** Sub-Ministry of Beverages and Water
* Ministry of Industry
* Ministry of Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Human Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Children's Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Racist and Sexist Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Homosexual and Transgender Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Plant, Fungi and Microorganism Rights

=== Stuff ===

==== Transportation ====

In Kœtetekia, public transportation is not common. Even cars are uncommon with only ~10 civil tuktuks existing. The only public transportation is marcomuts, which are small ferries. There are 4 of them:

* Lunafer: Operates every monday of each month, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển -> P. Vũng Tàu -> Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh
* Unefer: Operates every monday except Lunafer days, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển
* Qadrfer: Operates every weekday except Lunafer and Unefer days, intercity ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos
* Doinfer: Operates every weekend, international ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro-> Port of Tacalařmos -> Koezelecvill -> Kozelekland -> Neövo Papua

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Kœtetekian

2026-06-07T15:32:42Z

LavaSalt402:

{{privatelang}}
{{Infobox language
|image = Kœtetekian_Flag.png
|imagesize = 185px
|name = Kœtetekian
|nativename = Heßřala be Cœteton
|pronunciation = kœteton
|states = Djatsacoro, Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone, Kutetum Archæological Protected Area, Mecißay Military Zone, Neövo Sagaret, Republic of Neövo Papua, Sagaret UN Preservation Zone, Tacalařmos, Tarußay
|setting = Alternative history of [[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
|region = [[w:Indochina|Indochina]]
|speakers = 190
|date = 2025
|created = ~2018
|familycolor = Indo-European
|fam2 = Levantine
|fam3 = Djatsacoran
|fam4 =
|creator = User:LavaSalt402
|stand1 = Standard Djatsacoran Kœtetek
|script1 = Latn
| nation = Kœtetekia
|minority = Kozelekland
[[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
New Kœtetekia (unrecognized)
|agency = Ministry of Public Affairs, Sub-Ministry of Language
|map =
|mapsize =
|mapcaption =
|notice = IPA
|ethnicity = Romans
|ancestor = Latin
|ancestor2 = Kutetanian
|ancestor3 = Koetetekian
|ancestor4 = Lemekian
|fam1=[[w:Romance languages|Latin]]|majority=Kœtetekia (official language)}}

Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesβaβa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

WARNING: I don't know much about conlangs, so it's not that impressive.

All of this is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en|CC BY-SA 4.0 International], I think. Happy creating Kœtetekian content, I guess?

[[File:Kœtetekian Map.png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (2).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Borders)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (3).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Text)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (4).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia if we don't turn off the tap]]

== Alphabet ==

=== Main Letters (Translation to IPA) ===

# Aa = a
# Bβ = b
# Db = d
# Ee = e
# Ff = f
# Gg = g
# Hh = h
# Xx = ks
# İi = i
# Jj = ʒ
# Cc = k
# Ll = ɫ
# Λn = n
# Oo = o
# Qq = kj
# Πp = p
# Pr = ɾ
# Ss = s
# Tt = t
# Uu = u
# Vv = v
# Yy = j
# Zz = z

=== Accents (Translation to IPA) ===

# A: Ää = ɶ
# A: Ææ = æ
# E: Éé = x
# X: Ẋẋ = sk
# İ: Iı = ɯ
# Λ: Mm = m
# C: Čč = d͡ʒ
# Č: Ç̌ç̌ = t͡ʃ
# O: Öö = œ
# O: Œœ = œ
# P: P̌ř = r
# S: Šš = ʃ
# U: Üü = y
# U: Ww = w
# Z: Źź = tz

=== Letter Mixtures ===

==== Vowels (Kœtetekian correspondence) ====

# aa = between o and a
# ae (æ) = between a and ä
# äa = between a and ä
# äe = between ä and æ
# æa = between ä and æ
# æe = between æ and e
# ea = between æ and e
# ee = between e and i
# ia = between i and ı
# ie = higher pitched i
# ıa = between o and ı
# ıe = between ı and i
# oa = lower pitched o
# oe (œ) = between o and ö
# öa = between o and ö
# öe = between ö and i
# œa = between o and œ
# œe = between œ and i
# ua = between o and u
# ue = between u and ü
# üa = between u and ü
# üe = between ü and i

<nowiki>*</nowiki>ae and oe is written as æ and œ.

==== Consonats (English correspondence) ====

# ch (č) = "j" in "jackson"
# chh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# chhh = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# čh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# čhh = ""t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# ç̌h = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# dj = "j" in "jack"
# dz = "j" in "jill"
# fh = cat hissing
# gh = ğ in "bağlama" (Turkish correspondence)
# kh = "kh" in "khufu"
# sh (š) = "sh" in "sheep"
# th = "th" in "the"
# ts = "ts" in "mitsotakis"
# vh = whistling
# wh = loud whistling

<nowiki>*</nowiki>You can write č, ç̌ and š as ch, čh and sh.

==== The Dash (-) ====
The dash is used to separate a letter mix.

"oe" = reads like Kœtetekian "ö"

"o-e" = reads like plain oe

== Numbers ==

=== Digits ===

==== Explanation ====
n = Normal / As Prefix / Mathematical / Legacy (Optional)

==== Digit List ====
0 = Cero / Zer / Noβ

1 = Une / Une / Sigg

2 = Dön / Biy / Doin / Doné

3 = Tritt / Triy / Trin

4 = Qintt / Qadr / Qirin / Quintt

5 = Qit / Pent / Qinin

6 = Cix / Heks / Hekin

7 = Cise / Sepet / Setin / Onto

8 = Octo / Octen / Otin

9 = Nove / Noβre / Notin / Nyen

=== Usage ===

==== Normal ====
"Mo termelo '''une''' ronβoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

==== As Prefix ====
"To termeles biy-muss." -> You have two muscles (biceps).

==== Mathematical (Optional) ====
"Sigg et sigg leme doin." -> One and (plus) one is (equals) two.

==== Legacy ====
Used when writing ordinal numbers or numbers between 11-19.

For example;

1st, 2nd, 3rd != Unevo, Dönvo, Trittvo;

1st, 2nd, 3rd = Unevo, Donévo, Trittvo;

or;

11, 12, 13 != unter, dönter, trittter;

11, 12, 13 = unter, donéter, trittter;

=== Bigger Numbers ===
10 = Toc

11 = Unter

12 = Donter (Officially donéter)

13 = Tritter (Officially trittter)

14 = Quintter (Officially quinttter)

15 = Qiter (Officially qitter)

16 = Toc-Cix

17 = Toc-Onto

18 = Toc-Octo

19 = Toc-Nyen

20 = Dön-Toc

21 = Une Dön-Toc

22 = Dön Dön-Toc

23 = Tritt Dön-Toc

30 = Tritt-Toc

31 = Une Tritt-Toc

100 = Hunt

200 = Dön-Hunt

1000 = Thount

2119 = Toc-Nyen Hunt Dön-Thount

10^6 = Millint

10^9 = Mallint

10^12 = Trillint

10^15 = Qetrillint

10^18 = Qentillint

10^21 = Septillint

10^24 = Sexillint

10^27 = Octillint

10^30 = Nonillint

10^33 = Desillint

=== Parenthesis ===
The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs parentheses to operate properly. For example,

Une (Dön Toc) Thount = One (Twenty) Thousand = 20,001

Une Dön Toc Thount = Twenty One Thousand = 21,000

( = Unen Parateset

) = Ceren Parateset

=== Decimal Numbers ===

==== Normal Decimal Numbers ====
0.54 = Cero Putt Quintt Qit-Toc

==== Special Decimal Numbers ====
0.5 = Cero et Qitete

0.25 = Cero et Qinete

0.75 = Cero et Terete

==== Fractions ====
½ = Une carxaber dön

=== Computation ===

==== Numerical Operators ====
1 + 1 = Une et une

1 - 1 = Une carxa-et une

1 * 1 = Une ber une

1 / 1 = Une carxaber une

1 ** 1 = Une berber une

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoβmobulo (division but no modulus) une

1 % 1 = Une mobulo une

1 + 1 = 2 = Une et une leme dön

==== Binary Logical Operators ====
&& = et

|| = ot

^ = exec ot

! = noβ

==== Ordinal Numbers ====
nth = nvo

1st = unevo

2nd = donévo

3rd = trittvo

4th = quinttvo

7th = ontovo

9th = nienvo

First = primervo

Last = lasinvo

== Grammar ==

=== Addressing ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Married
!Single
!Kid
|-
|Male
|Illo
|Ille
|Ilito
|-
|Female
|Ella
|Elle
|Elita
|-
|Non-Binary
|Alle
|Alli
|Aliti
|}
Autograph = Trecca

Name = Yama primervo

Surname = Süryama / Yama lasinvo

=== Articles ===

==== Definite Articles ====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Single
!Plural
|-
|Male
|Il
|Lis
|-
|Female
|El
|Les
|-
|Non-Binary
|Al
|Las
|}

=== Indefinite Articles ===

# a = un
# an = un
# some = unyes

==== Plural ====
If a word ends with a vowel, it gets an "s" to make it plural.

But if it ends with a consonant, it gets a "yes".

ronβoloto = apple

ronβolotos = apples

βayβay = god be with you (goodbye)

βayβayyes = goodbyes

=== Adjectives ===

==== Qualification ====

===== Permament =====
maβa = woman

megaturé maβa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

===== Temporary =====
maba = girl

maba βien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

==== Possession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mi, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gi, ti (respect)

3rd Person: ilin (masculine), elin (feminine), alin (androgynous), si (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mani, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gani, vi (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesin (masculine), elyesin (feminine), alyesin (androgynous), sani (non-binary)

===== Indication =====

# βir = this
# βaź = that
# βires = these
# βaźes = those

=== Pronouns ===

==== Personal ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mo (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: go (ordinary), to (respect)

3rd Person: il (masculine), el (feminine), al (androgynous), so (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: man (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: gan (ordinary), vo (respect)

3rd Person: ilyes (masculine), elyes (feminine), alyes (androgynous), san (non-binary)

===== Variations (for mo) =====

# Normal: I = mo
# Plain: me = mu
# Specifıcation: [verb] me = [verb] mu
# Orientation: to me = a mu
# Presence: in me: βer mu
# Presence: with me: trot mu
# Separation: from me: frim mu
# Possession: min

==== Posession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: min (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: gin (ordinary), tin (respect)

3rd Person: ilinin (masculine), elinin (feminine), alinin (androgynous), sin (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: manin (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: ganin (ordinary), vin (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesinin (masculine), elyesinin (feminine), alyesinin (androgynous), sanin (non-binary)

==== Other ====
Ursula's = Ursula'i (the apostrophe has the same role as the dash)

I love Ursula and her purse. = Mo termo Ursula et elinin trage. (You can also say Mo termo Ursula et i trage, i meaning Ursula'i but shortened due to already existing mention of her)

==== Indication ====
βir = this

βaź = that

su = it

βires = these

βaźes = those

san = they

=== Verbs (all verbs end with -ar, or -er) ===

==== Verb "to be" (lemer) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: lemo

2nd Person: lemes

3rd Person: leme

===== Plural =====
1st Person: lemos

2nd Person: lemeses

3rd Person: lemese

==== Past Perfect (ate, tarar) ====
1st Singular Person: taroce-o

2nd Singular Person: taroce-es

3rd Singular Person: taroce-e

1st Plural Person: taroce-os

2nd Plural Person: taroce-eses

3rd Plural Person: taroce-ese

==== Past Imperfect (would eat) ====
1st Singular Person: taroca-o

2nd Singular Person: taroca-as

3rd Singular Person: taroca-a

1st Plural Person: taroca-os

2nd Plural Person: taroca-asas

3rd Plural Person: taroca-asa

==== Past Indefinite (was eating) ====
I was eating = Mo can tarar

==== Future Tense (will eat) ====
I will eat = Mo a taru

==== Imperative ====
Eat! = Taren!

==== Gerund ====
eating = tarar

==== Comparative ====
more = sanaturé

less = sinituré

big = megaturé

bigger = sanaturé megaturé

==== Superlative ====
most = secaturé

least = sicituré

small = minituré

smallest = secaturé minituré

==== Interrogation ====

# I eat = Mo taro
# I do not eat = Mo noβ taro
# I can eat = Mo a tarar
# I cannot eat = Mo noβ a tarar
# I could eat = Mo a-oce-o tarar
# I could not eat = Mo noβ a-oce-o tarar
# I shall eat = Mo neče tarar
# I shall not eat = Mo noβ neče tarar
# I should eat = Mo nečoce-o tarar
# I should not eat = Mo noβ nečoce-o tarar
# I may eat = Mo zary tarar
# I may not eat = Mo noβ zary tarar
# I might eat = Mo zaroce-o tarar
# I might not eat = Mo noβ zaroce-o tarar

=== Unofficial Grammar ===

==== A. Feminine Posession (Taruβay Slang) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mon, næ (respect)

2nd Person: gon, tæ (respect)

3rd Person: illost (masculine), elost (feminine), alost (androgynous), son (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mæ, non (respect)

2nd Person: gæ, von (respect)

3rd Person: ilosta (masculine), elosta (feminine), alosta (androgynous), sæ (non-binary)

==== Question Tense (Northeastern Tacalařmos Accent) ====
work = traβar

You work. = Go traβas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traβi?

-i = question tense

bzogor = question word

==== Negativity in Verbs (Product of Kœzeleccian Influence) ====
You work = Go traβas

You do not work = Go non traβas

You cannot work = Go traβas non

==== Quantification (Unofficial but Widely Used) ====

# star = stert
# no stars = carxastert
# some stars = carẋastert
# any star = patsstert
# all stars = parxastert
# next star = patesstert
# previous star = catesstert

== Speaking ==

=== Verbs ===

# be = lemer
# eat = tarar
# drink = biβir
# live = lyifir
# wear = βasar
# sleep = bomar
# have = termeler
# need = nečesitir
# want = quillingir
# love = termar
# hate = tarmar
# open = uner
# close = cerer

=== Basic Words ===

# human = homen
# man = monřo
# woman = maβa
# boy = mombřo
# girl = maba
# apple = toloβobřo
# bread = ronβoloto
# water = aqunmar (actually aqun = water, mar = sea but this is the local use)
# milk = letem

=== Less Basic Words ===

# light = lyit
# forest = taβer (plant thing)
# water = aqunmar (not a verb, water sea)
# fire = fyir
# shadow = negrevtaβer (black thing)
# spirit = morthomen (dead human)
# wind = ær
# thunder = megaturé-electro-sunt (big electro-sound)
# lightning = ær-electro (air electricity)
# time = tyim
# stamina = stemane
# health = lyif
# cold = miniturétemer (small temprature)
# hot = megaturétemer (big temprature)
# shock = electromort (electrical death)
# speed = spid
# attack = ataç̌e
# defense = defeše
# stealth = minituré-sunt (small sound)

=== Question ===

# what = ce
# where = noceβas
# when = βotta
# how = malina
# how many = potta
# why = pelno
# who = tros
# whose = tros'i

=== Basic Expressions ===

# yes = lei
# no = noβ
# please = prasnoř
# thank you = ginue
# how are you = malina lemes/lemeses (plural)
# I'm fine = lemo βien
# I'm bad = lemo malon
# pardon me = parbon
# hello = hařlo
# goodbye = βayβay
# good morning/day = βienes daias
# good afternoon = βienes sogonyes
# good night = βienes niatyes
# what's your name = ce leme gi yama
# I'm Billy = mi yama leme Billy/mo lemo Billy
# good morning = βieneé baias
# good afternoon = βieneé sogonyes
# good night = βieneé ni-atyes

=== Clock ===

# what time is it = ce leme el noci
# it is thirteen past four = leme qintt et toc-tritt
# it is quarter past four = leme qintt et qinete
# it is half past four = leme qintt et qitete
# it is quarter to five = leme qintt et terete
# second/minute/hour = secen/minen/ur

=== Date ===

# day/month/year = baia/monot/yer
# century/millenium = huntyer/thountyer
# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/βirbaia/paxaabaia
# january = jabalenæ
# february = febalenæ
# march = marc
# april = arpa
# may = marpa
# june = jarpa
# july = quintisset
# august = sextiset
# september = serpset
# october = octorpset
# november = nienset
# december = desset

=== Colours ===

# red = rurt
# orange = narart
# yellow = jart
# green = vert
# blue = aqurt
# purple = vilirt
# pink = rort
# black = no-art
# grey = grirt
# white = βlart

=== Place Indicators ===

# in = a-er
# on = βer
# under = cer
# by = ber
# in front of = e-er
# behind = fer
# between = ger

(I know, sometimes I myself think how creative I really am)

=== Swearing ===
Some notable bad words include: trüfü, crit, and efügg.

=== Notable Words ===

# because = pelnala
# but = pelno
# since = prigg
# Communism = Comünon
# government = govenuna
# cat = cavta
# dog = pevta
# bird = libetva
# octopus = octencalamavta
# unipus = calamavta / unecalamavta
# something / object = βer
# and / with = et
# or = ot
# without = carxa-et
# use = tegar
# thing = βer
# go / come = comutar

=== Notable Suffixes ===

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. biβar = to drink, biβala = beverage
# -avta = Animal e.g. piẋar = to swim, piẋavta = fish
# -una = Dœr e.g. spidar = to spide, spiduna = spider
# -ya = Country e.g. Cœtetya = Kœtetekia
# -on = Language / Ideology e.g. Cœteton = Kœtetekian

(Cœtet- = Kœtetekian racial suffix)

=== Notable Vocabulary ===

==== Lessons ====

# english = Ingřon
# Kœtetekian = Cœteton
# lemekian = Lemeton
# art = faβricala
# physical education = academicesportala
# social studies = sosyalyes
# mathematics = matyes
# science = se-ansyes

==== Class Behaviour ====

# to enter = entrer
# to sit = senter
# to stand up = carxasenter
# to watch = eger
# to listen = erar
# to read = carxaẋriβer
# to write = ẋriβer
# to repeat = patesheβřar
# to speak = heβřar
# silence, please = carxaheβřala, prasnoř
# how do you write ...? = malina vo ẋribes ...?
# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heβřalase-ans?
# i don't understand = mo no cemepro.

==== Zodiac Signs ====

# aries = ravta
# taurus = tavta
# gemini = βiyhomen
# cancer = crevta
# leo = reyvta
# virgo = maβa
# libra = liβeala
# scorpia = escovta
# sagittarius = sentavta
# capricorn = govta
# aquarius = aqunβer
# pisces = βiypiscavta

==== Body Parts ====

# head = trac
# hair = hete
# eye = egala
# nose = smala
# mouth = heβřalaβer
# ear = erala
# neck = tehnef
# shoulder = hurna
# elbow = cacret
# hand = ẋribalaβer
# finger = ẋribalaβerβer
# boob = letemβer
# nipple = letemβerβer
# belly = tagac
# penis = momβřotrüf
# vagina = maβatrüf
# butt = carxatrüf
# leg = geret
# knee = geretβer
# foot = tugg
# tœ = tuggβer

==== Family ====

# self = mu
# father = βaβa
# mother = mama
# grandmother = mamamama / βaβamama
# grandfather = mamaβaβa / βaβaβaβa
# son prefix = pates-
# grandson prefix = patespates-
# older sibling prefix = carxacates-
# younger sibling prefix = cates-
# cousin = e.g. patescarxacatesmama

==== Directions ====

# north = nort
# south = sort
# east = solnacala (birth of sun)
# west = solmort (death of sun)
# southeast = sortsolnacala

==== Distance ====

# here = ceβas
# there = ceβase
# there (far) = ceβases

=== Making New Words ===
Since Kœtetekian is a small language, there should be a way to create new words. There's actually 2 ways:

==== By Existing Words ====
pond = minituréaqunmar (small water sea)

dinosaur = dinovta

Loch Ness Monster = minituréaqunmardinovta

==== By Non-Existing Words ====
1. Get a word from a Latin (French, Italian, Spanish, Romanian, Moldavian etc.) language -> universidad ("university" in Spanish)

2. Modify it a bit -> universtad

3. Make it satisfying for Kœtetekian grammar -> universtar

4. Congrats, new word! (go to a school with high importance -> universtar)

(This is an example, not an actual word in Kœtetekian)

== Lore ==
=== Ancient History ===
Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some [[w:Zionist|Zionist]] [[w:Radical_Politics|radical]] [[w:Fundamentalists|fundamentalists]] created a [[w:Cult|cult]] that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for [[w:Judaism|Judaism]] and [[w:Paganism's|Paganism's]] [[w:Disinformation|disinformation]]. The cult gained popularity and support by [[w:roman|Roman]] officials in [[w:Levant|Levant]], and is one of the reasons of [[w:Jesus's_execution|Jesus's execution]] by the [[w:Roman_Empire|Roman Empire]]. Later, [[w:Christianity|Christianity]] grew and the cult's main founder [[w:Conversion_to_Christianity|converted]] to it. This caused the [[w:Dissolution_(politics)|dissolution]] of the cult. After the [[w:Pagan|Pagan]] structure of Rome was threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan [[w:Extremism|extremist]] Romans, and did [[w:Terrorism|terrorist]] operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great [[w:Conversion_of_Constantine|converted to Christianity]]. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the [[w:Turks|Turks]] [[w:Migration|migrated]] to [[w:Anatolia|Anatolia]] and found an [[w:Alliance|alliance]] with the nation Kutetania. After the [[w:1st_Beylik_Era|1st Beylik Era]], the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the [[w:Conservatism|conservative]] [[w:Population|population]] didn't let the [[w:Vocabulary|vocabulary]] change, so the language has a lot of [[w:Romance_languages|Latin]] features even if the country's located in [[w:Indochina|Indochina]].

=== Migration to Indochina ===
By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the [[w:tibet|entire mountain range]]. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the [[w:climate_of_vietnam|Vietnamese jungle]] and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan [[w:Pillage|pillages]] and [[w:Raid_(Military)|raids]]. There were no place eastward except [[w:America|America]] which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be [[w:Indigenous_peoples|indigenous]] and acting as a native tribe to cover the [[w:Illegal_immigration|illegal immigration]]. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.

=== Modern History ===
==== [[w:Vietnamese_War|Vietnamese War]] ====
During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the [[w:United_States_of_America|United States of America]] and its [[w:Puppet_state|puppet state]] [[w:South_Vietnam|South Vietnam]] in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of [[w:Sovereignty|sovereignty]] if the USA can have [[w:Military_base|military bases]] on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an [[w:election|election]] once every 5 year, including one for the new [[w:Prime_minister|prime minister]] and prime delegate stands. Also, the [[w:Legislative_branch|fabricative]] and the [[w:Judicial_branch|judicial]] branches were introduced. Nokeriva was elected as the first prime minister with the first president being Reat Usariliff.

==== Civil War ====

The first civil war of the country wasn't the one in 2022, bur an older one between the 2 republics in 1961. In that war, Lemetians wanted all of the island to themselves. Dzatsacoro was briefly sieged in the spring of 1962, with a failed coup later. After those events, Sagaret and Mecißay were given to Lemetians. After the ban of inhabiting, this sparked the civil war in 2022.

==== Kugerwassen Incident ====
In the early 1960's, the [[w:Belgian_people|Belgian]] biologist Heinrich Kugerwassen working at [[w:ECOSOC|UN's]] South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local [[w:Tree|tree]] with a [[w:Genetic_mutation|genetic mutation]] that produces [[w:Cherries|cherries]] and [[w:Apple|apples]] at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, UN's [[w:Delegate_model_of_representation|delegates]] had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area in a resolution, with citizens being [[w:Deportation|deported]] to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwassen was inspecting the trees, heavy [[w:Rainfall|rainfall]] and [[w:Fog|fog]] made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island [[w:Archipelago|archipelago]] in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwassen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.

==== Kopeleccian War ====
In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Taruβak. (which was renamed to Taruβay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].

==== Kozelekland ====
In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of [[w:Hippies|hippies]] wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered [[w:De_facto|de facto]]. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior [[w:Means_of_production|means of production]], exploitation of the [[w:Proletariat|proletariat]] and small trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a [[w:Refugee_camp|refugee camp]] in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.

==== Molossian War ====
Kœtetekia is considered a [[w:Microstate|microstate]] by all means. So when the [[w:Micronation|micronation]] [[w:Republic_of_Molossia|Republic of Molossia]] declared war on [[w:East_Germany|East Germany]], Kœtetekia was obviously supporting Molossia since at that time, Kœtetekia and USA were allies due to the American military bases on Kuala Nort. In 2025 when Kœtetekia switched to [[w:Communism|Communism]], the nation started defending [[w:Ernst_Thälmann_Island|East Germany]] after a [[w:Referandum|referandum]]. There's 0 casualties on the war that's [[w:Symbolic|symbolic]] to all sides.

==== Civil War & Communism ====
In late 2022, a [[w:bomb|bomb]] hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian [[w:Supremacism|supremacist]] group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the [[w:Mayor|mayor]] of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a [[w:Baker's_dozen|baker's dozen]] of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and [[w:Asassination|asassinated]] Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to [[w:Retaliation|retaliate]], but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already [[w:Sieged|sieged]] the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the [[w:War_with_Terror|War with Terror]]. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and [[w:Social_democracy|social democrat]] Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations and changed the name back to Kœtetekia.

=== Cities ===
==== Djatsacoro ====
Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaβoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faβorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaβoriTaralas deriving from Faβorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaβoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

==== Tacalařmos ====
Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloβobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Republic of Neövo Papua ====
Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. Actually, the pond is just a bay but the locals still call it a pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there. Neövo Papua is a republic inside Kœtetekia, which means it's something like [[w:Sakha|Sakha]].

==== Taruβay ====
Taruβay is a village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Meciβay Military Area ====
Meciβay is the sister city of Taruβay, having a vibrant community while being close to Taruβay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Meciβayans were deported to Taruβay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone ====
Kuala Nort is the westernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccian War for more information.

==== Sagaret UN Preservation Zone ====
Sagaret is the southernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kugerwassen incident for more information.

==== Neövo Sagaret ====
After inhabiting in Sagaret was banned, some Sagaretians found a new city with similar features.

==== Koezelecvill ====
Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kozelekland for more information.

==== Small Islands ====

===== Nokeriva =====

Nokeriva is the westernmost island of Kœtetekia, with 3 inhabitants who operate a boat supply shop, bait shop and a boat repair shop. The island was named after Tifi Nokeriva.

===== Heinrich & Usariliff =====

These 2 islands make up the Kugerwassen archipelago, named after Heinrich Kugerwassen and Reat Usariliff. They're called Hòn Tuong in Vietnamese. Usariliff is declared a protected zone by the government.

===== Union Island =====

Union Island is the northern tip of the country, being a protected zone by the government. It is named after the union of Kœtetekians, Lemetians, Americans and the Vietnamese.

===== Koppeh Island =====

Koppeh Island is a national park belonging to the Kozelekland.

=== Government ===

==== Fabricative (Legislative) Branch ====

* National Parliament: 50 members are chosen by public. Laws are made by delegates in unmoderated caucuses after talking about topics in moderated caucuses. If laws are accepted, they're taken to the president for final approval.
* Directive Parliament: 25 members are chosen by the directive branch members. Has the same procedure as the National Parliament.
* People's Parliament: 15 members are chosen by public. Any university graduate can submit laws which are voted and taken to the Directive Parliament if accepted.

==== Directive (Executive) Branch ====

* President: Chosen by public every 5 year, assigns ministry personnel except ministers which are also chosen by public every year.
* Prime Minister: Chosen by public every 5 year, directs ministries.
* Prime Delegate: Chosen by the Sub-Minister of External Affairs, represents the nation in important international meetings.

==== Judicial Branch ====

* Fabricative Court: Personnel are chosen by the National and People's Parliament.
* Directive Court: Personnel are chosen by the Directive Branch Members.
* People's Court: Personnel are chosen by public.
* Independent Courts: Compilation of the 5 courts for each village in Kœtetekia legal to live in where personnel are chosen by locals.
* Supreme Court: Court where personnel are chosen by the president and the cases are fatal or violate the constitution.

==== Ministries (Directive) ====

* Ministry of Politics
** Sub-Ministry of Economy
** Sub-Ministry of Development
** Sub-Ministry of Ideology
** Sub-Ministry of Internal Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of External Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Speech and Election
** Sub-Ministry of Trade
** Sub-Ministry of Taxation
* Ministry of Health
* Ministry of Defence
** Commanderate of Police Forces
** Commanderate of Military Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Naval Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Militant Aviation
** Sub-Ministry of Ambulance
** Sub-Ministry of Fire Affairs
** Commanderate of Peacekeeping
** Sub-Ministry of Intelligence
* Ministry of Education
** Sub-Ministry of Textal Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Numeral Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Sports
** Sub-Ministry of Art and Music
* Ministry of Public Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Language
** Sub-Ministry of Religion
** Sub-Ministry of Athletism
** Sub-Ministry of Work and Energy
** Sub-Ministry of Culture
** Sub-Ministry of Equity
** Sub-Ministry of History and Literature
** Sub-Ministry of Social Services
** Sub-Ministry of Cyber Affairs
* Ministry of Biology
** Sub-Ministry of Agriculture
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Cultivation
** Sub-Ministry of Nature
** Sub-Ministry of Villages
** Sub-Ministry of Climate Change
* Ministry of Transportation
** Sub-Ministry of Public Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Private Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Infrastructure
** Sub-Ministry of Roads and Navigation
* Ministry of Justice
* Ministry of Food
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Food
** Sub-Ministry of Plant Food
** Sub-Ministry of Fungal and Microorganism Food
** Sub-Ministry of Beverages and Water
* Ministry of Industry
* Ministry of Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Human Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Children's Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Racist and Sexist Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Homosexual and Transgender Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Plant, Fungi and Microorganism Rights

=== Stuff ===

==== Transportation ====

In Kœtetekia, public transportation is not common. Even cars are uncommon with only ~10 civil tuktuks existing. The only public transportation is marcomuts, which are small ferries. There are 4 of them:

* Lunafer: Operates every monday of each month, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển -> P. Vũng Tàu -> Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh
* Unefer: Operates every monday except Lunafer days, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển
* Qadrfer: Operates every weekday except Lunafer and Unefer days, intercity ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos
* Doinfer: Operates every weekend, international ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro-> Port of Tacalařmos -> Koezelecvill -> Kozelekland -> Neövo Papua

[[Category:Languages]]
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Kœtetekian

2026-06-07T15:25:45Z

LavaSalt402: /* Vietnamese War */

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{{Infobox language
|image = Kœtetekian_Flag.png
|imagesize = 185px
|name = Kœtetekian
|nativename = Heßřala be Cœteton
|pronunciation = kœteton
|states = Djatsacoro, Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone, Kutetum Archæological Protected Area, Mecißay Military Zone, Neövo Sagaret, Republic of Neövo Papua, Sagaret UN Preservation Zone, Tacalařmos, Tarußay
|setting = Alternative history of [[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
|region = [[w:Indochina|Indochina]]
|speakers = 190
|date = 2025
|created = ~2018
|familycolor = Indo-European
|fam2 = Levantine
|fam3 = Djatsacoran
|fam4 =
|creator = User:LavaSalt402
|stand1 = Standard Djatsacoran Kœtetek
|script1 = Latn
| nation = Kœtetekia
|minority = Kozelekland
[[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
New Kœtetekia (unrecognized)
|agency = Ministry of Public Affairs, Sub-Ministry of Language
|map =
|mapsize =
|mapcaption =
|notice = IPA
|ethnicity = Romans
|ancestor = Latin
|ancestor2 = Kutetanian
|ancestor3 = Koetetekian
|ancestor4 = Lemekian
|fam1=[[w:Romance languages|Latin]]|majority=Kœtetekia (official language)}}

Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesβaβa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

WARNING: I don't know much about conlangs, so it's not that impressive.

All of this is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en|CC BY-SA 4.0 International], I think. Happy creating Kœtetekian content, I guess?

[[File:Kœtetekian Map.png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (2).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Borders)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (3).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Text)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (4).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia if we don't turn off the tap]]

== Alphabet ==

=== Main Letters (Translation to IPA) ===

# Aa = a
# Bβ = b
# Db = d
# Ee = e
# Ff = f
# Gg = g
# Hh = h
# Xx = ks
# İi = i
# Jj = ʒ
# Cc = k
# Ll = ɫ
# Λn = n
# Oo = o
# Qq = kj
# Πp = p
# Pr = ɾ
# Ss = s
# Tt = t
# Uu = u
# Vv = v
# Yy = j
# Zz = z

=== Accents (Translation to IPA) ===

# A: Ää = ɶ
# A: Ææ = æ
# E: Éé = x
# X: Ẋẋ = sk
# İ: Iı = ɯ
# Λ: Mm = m
# C: Čč = d͡ʒ
# Č: Ç̌ç̌ = t͡ʃ
# O: Öö = œ
# O: Œœ = œ
# P: P̌ř = r
# S: Šš = ʃ
# U: Üü = y
# U: Ww = w
# Z: Źź = tz

=== Letter Mixtures ===

==== Vowels (Kœtetekian correspondence) ====

# aa = between o and a
# ae (æ) = between a and ä
# äa = between a and ä
# äe = between ä and æ
# æa = between ä and æ
# æe = between æ and e
# ea = between æ and e
# ee = between e and i
# ia = between i and ı
# ie = higher pitched i
# ıa = between o and ı
# ıe = between ı and i
# oa = lower pitched o
# oe (œ) = between o and ö
# öa = between o and ö
# öe = between ö and i
# œa = between o and œ
# œe = between œ and i
# ua = between o and u
# ue = between u and ü
# üa = between u and ü
# üe = between ü and i

<nowiki>*</nowiki>ae and oe is written as æ and œ.

==== Consonats (English correspondence) ====

# ch (č) = "j" in "jackson"
# chh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# chhh = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# čh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# čhh = ""t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# ç̌h = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# dj = "j" in "jack"
# dz = "j" in "jill"
# fh = cat hissing
# gh = ğ in "bağlama" (Turkish correspondence)
# kh = "kh" in "khufu"
# sh (š) = "sh" in "sheep"
# th = "th" in "the"
# ts = "ts" in "mitsotakis"
# vh = whistling
# wh = loud whistling

<nowiki>*</nowiki>You can write č, ç̌ and š as ch, čh and sh.

==== The Dash (-) ====
The dash is used to separate a letter mix.

"oe" = reads like Kœtetekian "ö"

"o-e" = reads like plain oe

== Numbers ==

=== Digits ===

==== Explanation ====
n = Normal / As Prefix / Mathematical / Legacy (Optional)

==== Digit List ====
0 = Cero / Zer / Noβ

1 = Une / Une / Sigg

2 = Dön / Biy / Doin / Doné

3 = Tritt / Triy / Trin

4 = Qintt / Qadr / Qirin / Quintt

5 = Qit / Pent / Qinin

6 = Cix / Heks / Hekin

7 = Cise / Sepet / Setin / Onto

8 = Octo / Octen / Otin

9 = Nove / Noβre / Notin / Nyen

=== Usage ===

==== Normal ====
"Mo termelo '''une''' ronβoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

==== As Prefix ====
"To termeles biy-muss." -> You have two muscles (biceps).

==== Mathematical (Optional) ====
"Sigg et sigg leme doin." -> One and (plus) one is (equals) two.

==== Legacy ====
Used when writing ordinal numbers or numbers between 11-19.

For example;

1st, 2nd, 3rd != Unevo, Dönvo, Trittvo;

1st, 2nd, 3rd = Unevo, Donévo, Trittvo;

or;

11, 12, 13 != unter, dönter, trittter;

11, 12, 13 = unter, donéter, trittter;

=== Bigger Numbers ===
10 = Toc

11 = Unter

12 = Donter (Officially donéter)

13 = Tritter (Officially trittter)

14 = Quintter (Officially quinttter)

15 = Qiter (Officially qitter)

16 = Toc-Cix

17 = Toc-Onto

18 = Toc-Octo

19 = Toc-Nyen

20 = Dön-Toc

21 = Une Dön-Toc

22 = Dön Dön-Toc

23 = Tritt Dön-Toc

30 = Tritt-Toc

31 = Une Tritt-Toc

100 = Hunt

200 = Dön-Hunt

1000 = Thount

2119 = Toc-Nyen Hunt Dön-Thount

10^6 = Millint

10^9 = Mallint

10^12 = Trillint

10^15 = Qetrillint

10^18 = Qentillint

10^21 = Septillint

10^24 = Sexillint

10^27 = Octillint

10^30 = Nonillint

10^33 = Desillint

=== Parenthesis ===
The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs parentheses to operate properly. For example,

Une (Dön Toc) Thount = One (Twenty) Thousand = 20,001

Une Dön Toc Thount = Twenty One Thousand = 21,000

( = Unen Parateset

) = Ceren Parateset

=== Decimal Numbers ===

==== Normal Decimal Numbers ====
0.54 = Cero Putt Quintt Qit-Toc

==== Special Decimal Numbers ====
0.5 = Cero et Qitete

0.25 = Cero et Qinete

0.75 = Cero et Terete

==== Fractions ====
½ = Une carxaber dön

=== Computation ===

==== Numerical Operators ====
1 + 1 = Une et une

1 - 1 = Une carxa-et une

1 * 1 = Une ber une

1 / 1 = Une carxaber une

1 ** 1 = Une berber une

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoβmobulo (division but no modulus) une

1 % 1 = Une mobulo une

1 + 1 = 2 = Une et une leme dön

==== Binary Logical Operators ====
&& = et

|| = ot

^ = exec ot

! = noβ

==== Ordinal Numbers ====
nth = nvo

1st = unevo

2nd = donévo

3rd = trittvo

4th = quinttvo

7th = ontovo

9th = nienvo

First = primervo

Last = lasinvo

== Grammar ==

=== Addressing ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Married
!Single
!Kid
|-
|Male
|Illo
|Ille
|Ilito
|-
|Female
|Ella
|Elle
|Elita
|-
|Non-Binary
|Alle
|Alli
|Aliti
|}
Autograph = Trecca

Name = Yama primervo

Surname = Süryama / Yama lasinvo

=== Articles ===

==== Definite Articles ====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Single
!Plural
|-
|Male
|Il
|Lis
|-
|Female
|El
|Les
|-
|Non-Binary
|Al
|Las
|}

=== Indefinite Articles ===

# a = un
# an = un
# some = unyes

==== Plural ====
If a word ends with a vowel, it gets an "s" to make it plural.

But if it ends with a consonant, it gets a "yes".

ronβoloto = apple

ronβolotos = apples

βayβay = god be with you (goodbye)

βayβayyes = goodbyes

=== Adjectives ===

==== Qualification ====

===== Permament =====
maβa = woman

megaturé maβa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

===== Temporary =====
maba = girl

maba βien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

==== Possession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mi, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gi, ti (respect)

3rd Person: ilin (masculine), elin (feminine), alin (androgynous), si (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mani, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gani, vi (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesin (masculine), elyesin (feminine), alyesin (androgynous), sani (non-binary)

===== Indication =====

# βir = this
# βaź = that
# βires = these
# βaźes = those

=== Pronouns ===

==== Personal ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mo (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: go (ordinary), to (respect)

3rd Person: il (masculine), el (feminine), al (androgynous), so (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: man (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: gan (ordinary), vo (respect)

3rd Person: ilyes (masculine), elyes (feminine), alyes (androgynous), san (non-binary)

===== Variations (for mo) =====

# Normal: I = mo
# Plain: me = mu
# Specifıcation: [verb] me = [verb] mu
# Orientation: to me = a mu
# Presence: in me: βer mu
# Presence: with me: trot mu
# Separation: from me: frim mu
# Possession: min

==== Posession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: min (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: gin (ordinary), tin (respect)

3rd Person: ilinin (masculine), elinin (feminine), alinin (androgynous), sin (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: manin (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: ganin (ordinary), vin (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesinin (masculine), elyesinin (feminine), alyesinin (androgynous), sanin (non-binary)

==== Other ====
Ursula's = Ursula'i (the apostrophe has the same role as the dash)

I love Ursula and her purse. = Mo termo Ursula et elinin trage. (You can also say Mo termo Ursula et i trage, i meaning Ursula'i but shortened due to already existing mention of her)

==== Indication ====
βir = this

βaź = that

su = it

βires = these

βaźes = those

san = they

=== Verbs (all verbs end with -ar, or -er) ===

==== Verb "to be" (lemer) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: lemo

2nd Person: lemes

3rd Person: leme

===== Plural =====
1st Person: lemos

2nd Person: lemeses

3rd Person: lemese

==== Past Perfect (ate, tarar) ====
1st Singular Person: taroce-o

2nd Singular Person: taroce-es

3rd Singular Person: taroce-e

1st Plural Person: taroce-os

2nd Plural Person: taroce-eses

3rd Plural Person: taroce-ese

==== Past Imperfect (would eat) ====
1st Singular Person: taroca-o

2nd Singular Person: taroca-as

3rd Singular Person: taroca-a

1st Plural Person: taroca-os

2nd Plural Person: taroca-asas

3rd Plural Person: taroca-asa

==== Past Indefinite (was eating) ====
I was eating = Mo can tarar

==== Future Tense (will eat) ====
I will eat = Mo a taru

==== Imperative ====
Eat! = Taren!

==== Gerund ====
eating = tarar

==== Comparative ====
more = sanaturé

less = sinituré

big = megaturé

bigger = sanaturé megaturé

==== Superlative ====
most = secaturé

least = sicituré

small = minituré

smallest = secaturé minituré

==== Interrogation ====

# I eat = Mo taro
# I do not eat = Mo noβ taro
# I can eat = Mo a tarar
# I cannot eat = Mo noβ a tarar
# I could eat = Mo a-oce-o tarar
# I could not eat = Mo noβ a-oce-o tarar
# I shall eat = Mo neče tarar
# I shall not eat = Mo noβ neče tarar
# I should eat = Mo nečoce-o tarar
# I should not eat = Mo noβ nečoce-o tarar
# I may eat = Mo zary tarar
# I may not eat = Mo noβ zary tarar
# I might eat = Mo zaroce-o tarar
# I might not eat = Mo noβ zaroce-o tarar

=== Unofficial Grammar ===

==== A. Feminine Posession (Taruβay Slang) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mon, næ (respect)

2nd Person: gon, tæ (respect)

3rd Person: illost (masculine), elost (feminine), alost (androgynous), son (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mæ, non (respect)

2nd Person: gæ, von (respect)

3rd Person: ilosta (masculine), elosta (feminine), alosta (androgynous), sæ (non-binary)

==== Question Tense (Northeastern Tacalařmos Accent) ====
work = traβar

You work. = Go traβas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traβi?

-i = question tense

bzogor = question word

==== Negativity in Verbs (Product of Kœzeleccian Influence) ====
You work = Go traβas

You do not work = Go non traβas

You cannot work = Go traβas non

==== Quantification (Unofficial but Widely Used) ====

# star = stert
# no stars = carxastert
# some stars = carẋastert
# any star = patsstert
# all stars = parxastert
# next star = patesstert
# previous star = catesstert

== Speaking ==

=== Verbs ===

# be = lemer
# eat = tarar
# drink = biβir
# live = lyifir
# wear = βasar
# sleep = bomar
# have = termeler
# need = nečesitir
# want = quillingir
# love = termar
# hate = tarmar
# open = uner
# close = cerer

=== Basic Words ===

# human = homen
# man = monřo
# woman = maβa
# boy = mombřo
# girl = maba
# apple = toloβobřo
# bread = ronβoloto
# water = aqunmar (actually aqun = water, mar = sea but this is the local use)
# milk = letem

=== Less Basic Words ===

# light = lyit
# forest = taβer (plant thing)
# water = aqunmar (not a verb, water sea)
# fire = fyir
# shadow = negrevtaβer (black thing)
# spirit = morthomen (dead human)
# wind = ær
# thunder = megaturé-electro-sunt (big electro-sound)
# lightning = ær-electro (air electricity)
# time = tyim
# stamina = stemane
# health = lyif
# cold = miniturétemer (small temprature)
# hot = megaturétemer (big temprature)
# shock = electromort (electrical death)
# speed = spid
# attack = ataç̌e
# defense = defeše
# stealth = minituré-sunt (small sound)

=== Question ===

# what = ce
# where = noceβas
# when = βotta
# how = malina
# how many = potta
# why = pelno
# who = tros
# whose = tros'i

=== Basic Expressions ===

# yes = lei
# no = noβ
# please = prasnoř
# thank you = ginue
# how are you = malina lemes/lemeses (plural)
# I'm fine = lemo βien
# I'm bad = lemo malon
# pardon me = parbon
# hello = hařlo
# goodbye = βayβay
# good morning/day = βienes daias
# good afternoon = βienes sogonyes
# good night = βienes niatyes
# what's your name = ce leme gi yama
# I'm Billy = mi yama leme Billy/mo lemo Billy
# good morning = βieneé baias
# good afternoon = βieneé sogonyes
# good night = βieneé ni-atyes

=== Clock ===

# what time is it = ce leme el noci
# it is thirteen past four = leme qintt et toc-tritt
# it is quarter past four = leme qintt et qinete
# it is half past four = leme qintt et qitete
# it is quarter to five = leme qintt et terete
# second/minute/hour = secen/minen/ur

=== Date ===

# day/month/year = baia/monot/yer
# century/millenium = huntyer/thountyer
# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/βirbaia/paxaabaia
# january = jabalenæ
# february = febalenæ
# march = marc
# april = arpa
# may = marpa
# june = jarpa
# july = quintisset
# august = sextiset
# september = serpset
# october = octorpset
# november = nienset
# december = desset

=== Colours ===

# red = rurt
# orange = narart
# yellow = jart
# green = vert
# blue = aqurt
# purple = vilirt
# pink = rort
# black = no-art
# grey = grirt
# white = βlart

=== Place Indicators ===

# in = a-er
# on = βer
# under = cer
# by = ber
# in front of = e-er
# behind = fer
# between = ger

(I know, sometimes I myself think how creative I really am)

=== Swearing ===
Some notable bad words include: trüfü, crit, and efügg.

=== Notable Words ===

# because = pelnala
# but = pelno
# since = prigg
# Communism = Comünon
# government = govenuna
# cat = cavta
# dog = pevta
# bird = libetva
# octopus = octencalamavta
# unipus = calamavta / unecalamavta
# something / object = βer
# and / with = et
# or = ot
# without = carxa-et
# use = tegar
# thing = βer
# go / come = comutar

=== Notable Suffixes ===

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. biβar = to drink, biβala = beverage
# -avta = Animal e.g. piẋar = to swim, piẋavta = fish
# -una = Dœr e.g. spidar = to spide, spiduna = spider
# -ya = Country e.g. Cœtetya = Kœtetekia
# -on = Language / Ideology e.g. Cœteton = Kœtetekian

(Cœtet- = Kœtetekian racial suffix)

=== Notable Vocabulary ===

==== Lessons ====

# english = Ingřon
# Kœtetekian = Cœteton
# lemekian = Lemeton
# art = faβricala
# physical education = academicesportala
# social studies = sosyalyes
# mathematics = matyes
# science = se-ansyes

==== Class Behaviour ====

# to enter = entrer
# to sit = senter
# to stand up = carxasenter
# to watch = eger
# to listen = erar
# to read = carxaẋriβer
# to write = ẋriβer
# to repeat = patesheβřar
# to speak = heβřar
# silence, please = carxaheβřala, prasnoř
# how do you write ...? = malina vo ẋribes ...?
# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heβřalase-ans?
# i don't understand = mo no cemepro.

==== Zodiac Signs ====

# aries = ravta
# taurus = tavta
# gemini = βiyhomen
# cancer = crevta
# leo = reyvta
# virgo = maβa
# libra = liβeala
# scorpia = escovta
# sagittarius = sentavta
# capricorn = govta
# aquarius = aqunβer
# pisces = βiypiscavta

==== Body Parts ====

# head = trac
# hair = hete
# eye = egala
# nose = smala
# mouth = heβřalaβer
# ear = erala
# neck = tehnef
# shoulder = hurna
# elbow = cacret
# hand = ẋribalaβer
# finger = ẋribalaβerβer
# boob = letemβer
# nipple = letemβerβer
# belly = tagac
# penis = momβřotrüf
# vagina = maβatrüf
# butt = carxatrüf
# leg = geret
# knee = geretβer
# foot = tugg
# tœ = tuggβer

==== Family ====

# self = mu
# father = βaβa
# mother = mama
# grandmother = mamamama / βaβamama
# grandfather = mamaβaβa / βaβaβaβa
# son prefix = pates-
# grandson prefix = patespates-
# older sibling prefix = carxacates-
# younger sibling prefix = cates-
# cousin = e.g. patescarxacatesmama

==== Directions ====

# north = nort
# south = sort
# east = solnacala (birth of sun)
# west = solmort (death of sun)
# southeast = sortsolnacala

==== Distance ====

# here = ceβas
# there = ceβase
# there (far) = ceβases

=== Making New Words ===
Since Kœtetekian is a small language, there should be a way to create new words. There's actually 2 ways:

==== By Existing Words ====
pond = minituréaqunmar (small water sea)

dinosaur = dinovta

Loch Ness Monster = minituréaqunmardinovta

==== By Non-Existing Words ====
1. Get a word from a Latin (French, Italian, Spanish, Romanian, Moldavian etc.) language -> universidad ("university" in Spanish)

2. Modify it a bit -> universtad

3. Make it satisfying for Kœtetekian grammar -> universtar

4. Congrats, new word! (go to a school with high importance -> universtar)

(This is an example, not an actual word in Kœtetekian)

== Lore ==
=== Ancient History ===
Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some [[w:Zionist|Zionist]] [[w:Radical_Politics|radical]] [[w:Fundamentalists|fundamentalists]] created a [[w:Cult|cult]] that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for [[w:Judaism|Judaism]] and [[w:Paganism's|Paganism's]] [[w:Disinformation|disinformation]]. The cult gained popularity and support by [[w:roman|Roman]] officials in [[w:Levant|Levant]], and is one of the reasons of [[w:Jesus's_execution|Jesus's execution]] by the [[w:Roman_Empire|Roman Empire]]. Later, [[w:Christianity|Christianity]] grew and the cult's main founder [[w:Conversion_to_Christianity|converted]] to it. This caused the [[w:Dissolution_(politics)|dissolution]] of the cult. After the [[w:Pagan|Pagan]] structure of Rome was threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan [[w:Extremism|extremist]] Romans, and did [[w:Terrorism|terrorist]] operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great [[w:Conversion_of_Constantine|converted to Christianity]]. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the [[w:Turks|Turks]] [[w:Migration|migrated]] to [[w:Anatolia|Anatolia]] and found an [[w:Alliance|alliance]] with the nation Kutetania. After the [[w:1st_Beylik_Era|1st Beylik Era]], the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the [[w:Conservatism|conservative]] [[w:Population|population]] didn't let the [[w:Vocabulary|vocabulary]] change, so the language has a lot of [[w:Romance_languages|Latin]] features even if the country's located in [[w:Indochina|Indochina]].

=== Migration to Indochina ===
By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the [[w:tibet|entire mountain range]]. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the [[w:climate_of_vietnam|Vietnamese jungle]] and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan [[w:Pillage|pillages]] and [[w:Raid_(Military)|raids]]. There were no place eastward except [[w:America|America]] which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be [[w:Indigenous_peoples|indigenous]] and acting as a native tribe to cover the [[w:Illegal_immigration|illegal immigration]]. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.

=== Modern History ===
==== [[w:Vietnamese_War|Vietnamese War]] ====
During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the [[w:United_States_of_America|United States of America]] and its [[w:Puppet_state|puppet state]] [[w:South_Vietnam|South Vietnam]] in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of [[w:Sovereignty|sovereignty]] if the USA can have [[w:Military_base|military bases]] on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an [[w:election|election]] once every 5 year, including one for the new [[w:Prime_minister|prime minister]] and prime delegate stands. Also, the [[w:Legislative_branch|fabricative]] and the [[w:Judicial_branch|judicial]] branches were introduced. Nokeriva was elected as the first prime minister with the first president being Reat Usariliff.

==== Civil War ====

The first civil war of the country wasn't the one in 2022, bur an older one between the 2 republics in 1961. In that war, Lemetians wanted all of the island to themselves. Dzatsacoro was briefly sieged in the spring of 1962, with a failed coup later. After those events, Sagaret and Mecißay were given to Lemetians. After the ban of inhabiting, this sparked the civil war in 2022.

==== Kugerwassen Incident ====
In the early 1960's, the [[w:Belgian_people|Belgian]] biologist Heinrich Kugerwassen working at [[w:ECOSOC|UN's]] South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local [[w:Tree|tree]] with a [[w:Genetic_mutation|genetic mutation]] that produces [[w:Cherries|cherries]] and [[w:Apple|apples]] at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, UN's [[w:Delegate_model_of_representation|delegates]] had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area in a resolution, with citizens being [[w:Deportation|deported]] to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwassen was inspecting the trees, heavy [[w:Rainfall|rainfall]] and [[w:Fog|fog]] made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island [[w:Archipelago|archipelago]] in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwassen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.

==== Kopeleccian War ====
In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Taruβak. (which was renamed to Taruβay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].

==== Kozelekland ====
In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of [[w:Hippies|hippies]] wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered [[w:De_facto|de facto]]. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior [[w:Means_of_production|means of production]], exploitation of the [[w:Proletariat|proletariat]] and small trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a [[w:Refugee_camp|refugee camp]] in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.

==== Molossian War ====
Kœtetekia is considered a [[w:Microstate|microstate]] by all means. So when the [[w:Micronation|micronation]] [[w:Republic_of_Molossia|Republic of Molossia]] declared war on [[w:East_Germany|East Germany]], Kœtetekia was obviously supporting Molossia since at that time, Kœtetekia and USA were allies due to the American military bases on Kuala Nort. In 2025 when Kœtetekia switched to [[w:Communism|Communism]], the nation started defending [[w:Ernst_Thälmann_Island|East Germany]] after a [[w:Referandum|referandum]]. There's 0 casualties on the war that's [[w:Symbolic|symbolic]] to all sides.

==== Civil War & Communism ====
In late 2022, a [[w:bomb|bomb]] hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian [[w:Supremacism|supremacist]] group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the [[w:Mayor|mayor]] of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a [[w:Baker's_dozen|baker's dozen]] of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and [[w:Asassination|asassinated]] Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to [[w:Retaliation|retaliate]], but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already [[w:Sieged|sieged]] the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the [[w:War_with_Terror|War with Terror]]. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and [[w:Social_democracy|social democrat]] Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations and changed the name back to Kœtetekia.

=== Cities ===
==== Djatsacoro ====
Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaβoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faβorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaβoriTaralas deriving from Faβorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaβoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

==== Tacalařmos ====
Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloβobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Republic of Neövo Papua ====
Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. Actually, the pond is just a bay but the locals still call it a pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there. Neövo Papua is a republic inside Kœtetekia, which means it's something like [[w:Sakha|Sakha]].

==== Taruβay ====
Taruβay is a village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Meciβay Military Area ====
Meciβay is the sister city of Taruβay, having a vibrant community while being close to Taruβay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Meciβayans were deported to Taruβay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone ====
Kuala Nort is the westernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccian War for more information.

==== Sagaret UN Preservation Zone ====
Sagaret is the southernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kugerwassen incident for more information.

==== Neövo Sagaret ====
After inhabiting in Sagaret was banned, some Sagaretians found a new city with similar features.

==== Koezelecvill ====
Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kozelekland for more information.

=== Government ===

==== Fabricative (Legislative) Branch ====

* National Parliament: 50 members are chosen by public. Laws are made by delegates in unmoderated caucuses after talking about topics in moderated caucuses. If laws are accepted, they're taken to the president for final approval.
* Directive Parliament: 25 members are chosen by the directive branch members. Has the same procedure as the National Parliament.
* People's Parliament: 15 members are chosen by public. Any university graduate can submit laws which are voted and taken to the Directive Parliament if accepted.

==== Directive (Executive) Branch ====

* President: Chosen by public every 5 year, assigns ministry personnel except ministers which are also chosen by public every year.
* Prime Minister: Chosen by public every 5 year, directs ministries.
* Prime Delegate: Chosen by the Sub-Minister of External Affairs, represents the nation in important international meetings.

==== Judicial Branch ====

* Fabricative Court: Personnel are chosen by the National and People's Parliament.
* Directive Court: Personnel are chosen by the Directive Branch Members.
* People's Court: Personnel are chosen by public.
* Independent Courts: Compilation of the 5 courts for each village in Kœtetekia legal to live in where personnel are chosen by locals.
* Supreme Court: Court where personnel are chosen by the president and the cases are fatal or violate the constitution.

==== Ministries (Directive) ====

* Ministry of Politics
** Sub-Ministry of Economy
** Sub-Ministry of Development
** Sub-Ministry of Ideology
** Sub-Ministry of Internal Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of External Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Speech and Election
** Sub-Ministry of Trade
** Sub-Ministry of Taxation
* Ministry of Health
* Ministry of Defence
** Commanderate of Police Forces
** Commanderate of Military Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Naval Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Militant Aviation
** Sub-Ministry of Ambulance
** Sub-Ministry of Fire Affairs
** Commanderate of Peacekeeping
** Sub-Ministry of Intelligence
* Ministry of Education
** Sub-Ministry of Textal Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Numeral Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Sports
** Sub-Ministry of Art and Music
* Ministry of Public Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Language
** Sub-Ministry of Religion
** Sub-Ministry of Athletism
** Sub-Ministry of Work and Energy
** Sub-Ministry of Culture
** Sub-Ministry of Equity
** Sub-Ministry of History and Literature
** Sub-Ministry of Social Services
** Sub-Ministry of Cyber Affairs
* Ministry of Biology
** Sub-Ministry of Agriculture
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Cultivation
** Sub-Ministry of Nature
** Sub-Ministry of Villages
** Sub-Ministry of Climate Change
* Ministry of Transportation
** Sub-Ministry of Public Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Private Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Infrastructure
** Sub-Ministry of Roads and Navigation
* Ministry of Justice
* Ministry of Food
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Food
** Sub-Ministry of Plant Food
** Sub-Ministry of Fungal and Microorganism Food
** Sub-Ministry of Beverages and Water
* Ministry of Industry
* Ministry of Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Human Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Children's Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Racist and Sexist Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Homosexual and Transgender Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Plant, Fungi and Microorganism Rights

=== Stuff ===

==== Transportation ====

In Kœtetekia, public transportation is not common. Even cars are uncommon with only ~10 civil tuktuks existing. The only public transportation is marcomuts, which are small ferries. There are 4 of them:

* Lunafer: Operates every monday of each month, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển -> P. Vũng Tàu -> Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh
* Unefer: Operates every monday except Lunafer days, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển
* Qadrfer: Operates every weekday except Lunafer and Unefer days, intercity ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos
* Doinfer: Operates every weekend, international ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro-> Port of Tacalařmos -> Koezelecvill -> Kozelekland -> Neövo Papua

[[Category:Languages]]
[[Category:Conlangs]]
[[Category:Romance]]

Kœtetekian

2026-06-07T15:20:32Z

LavaSalt402:

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{{Infobox language
|image = Kœtetekian_Flag.png
|imagesize = 185px
|name = Kœtetekian
|nativename = Heßřala be Cœteton
|pronunciation = kœteton
|states = Djatsacoro, Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone, Kutetum Archæological Protected Area, Mecißay Military Zone, Neövo Sagaret, Republic of Neövo Papua, Sagaret UN Preservation Zone, Tacalařmos, Tarußay
|setting = Alternative history of [[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
|region = [[w:Indochina|Indochina]]
|speakers = 190
|date = 2025
|created = ~2018
|familycolor = Indo-European
|fam2 = Levantine
|fam3 = Djatsacoran
|fam4 =
|creator = User:LavaSalt402
|stand1 = Standard Djatsacoran Kœtetek
|script1 = Latn
| nation = Kœtetekia
|minority = Kozelekland
[[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
New Kœtetekia (unrecognized)
|agency = Ministry of Public Affairs, Sub-Ministry of Language
|map =
|mapsize =
|mapcaption =
|notice = IPA
|ethnicity = Romans
|ancestor = Latin
|ancestor2 = Kutetanian
|ancestor3 = Koetetekian
|ancestor4 = Lemekian
|fam1=[[w:Romance languages|Latin]]|majority=Kœtetekia (official language)}}

Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesβaβa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

WARNING: I don't know much about conlangs, so it's not that impressive.

All of this is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en|CC BY-SA 4.0 International], I think. Happy creating Kœtetekian content, I guess?

[[File:Kœtetekian Map.png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (2).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Borders)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (3).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia (No Text)]]
[[File:KŒTETEKIA (4).png|thumb|Map of Kœtetekia if we don't turn off the tap]]

== Alphabet ==

=== Main Letters (Translation to IPA) ===

# Aa = a
# Bβ = b
# Db = d
# Ee = e
# Ff = f
# Gg = g
# Hh = h
# Xx = ks
# İi = i
# Jj = ʒ
# Cc = k
# Ll = ɫ
# Λn = n
# Oo = o
# Qq = kj
# Πp = p
# Pr = ɾ
# Ss = s
# Tt = t
# Uu = u
# Vv = v
# Yy = j
# Zz = z

=== Accents (Translation to IPA) ===

# A: Ää = ɶ
# A: Ææ = æ
# E: Éé = x
# X: Ẋẋ = sk
# İ: Iı = ɯ
# Λ: Mm = m
# C: Čč = d͡ʒ
# Č: Ç̌ç̌ = t͡ʃ
# O: Öö = œ
# O: Œœ = œ
# P: P̌ř = r
# S: Šš = ʃ
# U: Üü = y
# U: Ww = w
# Z: Źź = tz

=== Letter Mixtures ===

==== Vowels (Kœtetekian correspondence) ====

# aa = between o and a
# ae (æ) = between a and ä
# äa = between a and ä
# äe = between ä and æ
# æa = between ä and æ
# æe = between æ and e
# ea = between æ and e
# ee = between e and i
# ia = between i and ı
# ie = higher pitched i
# ıa = between o and ı
# ıe = between ı and i
# oa = lower pitched o
# oe (œ) = between o and ö
# öa = between o and ö
# öe = between ö and i
# œa = between o and œ
# œe = between œ and i
# ua = between o and u
# ue = between u and ü
# üa = between u and ü
# üe = between ü and i

<nowiki>*</nowiki>ae and oe is written as æ and œ.

==== Consonats (English correspondence) ====

# ch (č) = "j" in "jackson"
# chh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# chhh = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# čh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# čhh = ""t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# ç̌h = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# dj = "j" in "jack"
# dz = "j" in "jill"
# fh = cat hissing
# gh = ğ in "bağlama" (Turkish correspondence)
# kh = "kh" in "khufu"
# sh (š) = "sh" in "sheep"
# th = "th" in "the"
# ts = "ts" in "mitsotakis"
# vh = whistling
# wh = loud whistling

<nowiki>*</nowiki>You can write č, ç̌ and š as ch, čh and sh.

==== The Dash (-) ====
The dash is used to separate a letter mix.

"oe" = reads like Kœtetekian "ö"

"o-e" = reads like plain oe

== Numbers ==

=== Digits ===

==== Explanation ====
n = Normal / As Prefix / Mathematical / Legacy (Optional)

==== Digit List ====
0 = Cero / Zer / Noβ

1 = Une / Une / Sigg

2 = Dön / Biy / Doin / Doné

3 = Tritt / Triy / Trin

4 = Qintt / Qadr / Qirin / Quintt

5 = Qit / Pent / Qinin

6 = Cix / Heks / Hekin

7 = Cise / Sepet / Setin / Onto

8 = Octo / Octen / Otin

9 = Nove / Noβre / Notin / Nyen

=== Usage ===

==== Normal ====
"Mo termelo '''une''' ronβoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

==== As Prefix ====
"To termeles biy-muss." -> You have two muscles (biceps).

==== Mathematical (Optional) ====
"Sigg et sigg leme doin." -> One and (plus) one is (equals) two.

==== Legacy ====
Used when writing ordinal numbers or numbers between 11-19.

For example;

1st, 2nd, 3rd != Unevo, Dönvo, Trittvo;

1st, 2nd, 3rd = Unevo, Donévo, Trittvo;

or;

11, 12, 13 != unter, dönter, trittter;

11, 12, 13 = unter, donéter, trittter;

=== Bigger Numbers ===
10 = Toc

11 = Unter

12 = Donter (Officially donéter)

13 = Tritter (Officially trittter)

14 = Quintter (Officially quinttter)

15 = Qiter (Officially qitter)

16 = Toc-Cix

17 = Toc-Onto

18 = Toc-Octo

19 = Toc-Nyen

20 = Dön-Toc

21 = Une Dön-Toc

22 = Dön Dön-Toc

23 = Tritt Dön-Toc

30 = Tritt-Toc

31 = Une Tritt-Toc

100 = Hunt

200 = Dön-Hunt

1000 = Thount

2119 = Toc-Nyen Hunt Dön-Thount

10^6 = Millint

10^9 = Mallint

10^12 = Trillint

10^15 = Qetrillint

10^18 = Qentillint

10^21 = Septillint

10^24 = Sexillint

10^27 = Octillint

10^30 = Nonillint

10^33 = Desillint

=== Parenthesis ===
The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs parentheses to operate properly. For example,

Une (Dön Toc) Thount = One (Twenty) Thousand = 20,001

Une Dön Toc Thount = Twenty One Thousand = 21,000

( = Unen Parateset

) = Ceren Parateset

=== Decimal Numbers ===

==== Normal Decimal Numbers ====
0.54 = Cero Putt Quintt Qit-Toc

==== Special Decimal Numbers ====
0.5 = Cero et Qitete

0.25 = Cero et Qinete

0.75 = Cero et Terete

==== Fractions ====
½ = Une carxaber dön

=== Computation ===

==== Numerical Operators ====
1 + 1 = Une et une

1 - 1 = Une carxa-et une

1 * 1 = Une ber une

1 / 1 = Une carxaber une

1 ** 1 = Une berber une

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoβmobulo (division but no modulus) une

1 % 1 = Une mobulo une

1 + 1 = 2 = Une et une leme dön

==== Binary Logical Operators ====
&& = et

|| = ot

^ = exec ot

! = noβ

==== Ordinal Numbers ====
nth = nvo

1st = unevo

2nd = donévo

3rd = trittvo

4th = quinttvo

7th = ontovo

9th = nienvo

First = primervo

Last = lasinvo

== Grammar ==

=== Addressing ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Married
!Single
!Kid
|-
|Male
|Illo
|Ille
|Ilito
|-
|Female
|Ella
|Elle
|Elita
|-
|Non-Binary
|Alle
|Alli
|Aliti
|}
Autograph = Trecca

Name = Yama primervo

Surname = Süryama / Yama lasinvo

=== Articles ===

==== Definite Articles ====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Single
!Plural
|-
|Male
|Il
|Lis
|-
|Female
|El
|Les
|-
|Non-Binary
|Al
|Las
|}

=== Indefinite Articles ===

# a = un
# an = un
# some = unyes

==== Plural ====
If a word ends with a vowel, it gets an "s" to make it plural.

But if it ends with a consonant, it gets a "yes".

ronβoloto = apple

ronβolotos = apples

βayβay = god be with you (goodbye)

βayβayyes = goodbyes

=== Adjectives ===

==== Qualification ====

===== Permament =====
maβa = woman

megaturé maβa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

===== Temporary =====
maba = girl

maba βien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

==== Possession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mi, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gi, ti (respect)

3rd Person: ilin (masculine), elin (feminine), alin (androgynous), si (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mani, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gani, vi (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesin (masculine), elyesin (feminine), alyesin (androgynous), sani (non-binary)

===== Indication =====

# βir = this
# βaź = that
# βires = these
# βaźes = those

=== Pronouns ===

==== Personal ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mo (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: go (ordinary), to (respect)

3rd Person: il (masculine), el (feminine), al (androgynous), so (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: man (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: gan (ordinary), vo (respect)

3rd Person: ilyes (masculine), elyes (feminine), alyes (androgynous), san (non-binary)

===== Variations (for mo) =====

# Normal: I = mo
# Plain: me = mu
# Specifıcation: [verb] me = [verb] mu
# Orientation: to me = a mu
# Presence: in me: βer mu
# Presence: with me: trot mu
# Separation: from me: frim mu
# Possession: min

==== Posession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: min (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: gin (ordinary), tin (respect)

3rd Person: ilinin (masculine), elinin (feminine), alinin (androgynous), sin (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: manin (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: ganin (ordinary), vin (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesinin (masculine), elyesinin (feminine), alyesinin (androgynous), sanin (non-binary)

==== Other ====
Ursula's = Ursula'i (the apostrophe has the same role as the dash)

I love Ursula and her purse. = Mo termo Ursula et elinin trage. (You can also say Mo termo Ursula et i trage, i meaning Ursula'i but shortened due to already existing mention of her)

==== Indication ====
βir = this

βaź = that

su = it

βires = these

βaźes = those

san = they

=== Verbs (all verbs end with -ar, or -er) ===

==== Verb "to be" (lemer) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: lemo

2nd Person: lemes

3rd Person: leme

===== Plural =====
1st Person: lemos

2nd Person: lemeses

3rd Person: lemese

==== Past Perfect (ate, tarar) ====
1st Singular Person: taroce-o

2nd Singular Person: taroce-es

3rd Singular Person: taroce-e

1st Plural Person: taroce-os

2nd Plural Person: taroce-eses

3rd Plural Person: taroce-ese

==== Past Imperfect (would eat) ====
1st Singular Person: taroca-o

2nd Singular Person: taroca-as

3rd Singular Person: taroca-a

1st Plural Person: taroca-os

2nd Plural Person: taroca-asas

3rd Plural Person: taroca-asa

==== Past Indefinite (was eating) ====
I was eating = Mo can tarar

==== Future Tense (will eat) ====
I will eat = Mo a taru

==== Imperative ====
Eat! = Taren!

==== Gerund ====
eating = tarar

==== Comparative ====
more = sanaturé

less = sinituré

big = megaturé

bigger = sanaturé megaturé

==== Superlative ====
most = secaturé

least = sicituré

small = minituré

smallest = secaturé minituré

==== Interrogation ====

# I eat = Mo taro
# I do not eat = Mo noβ taro
# I can eat = Mo a tarar
# I cannot eat = Mo noβ a tarar
# I could eat = Mo a-oce-o tarar
# I could not eat = Mo noβ a-oce-o tarar
# I shall eat = Mo neče tarar
# I shall not eat = Mo noβ neče tarar
# I should eat = Mo nečoce-o tarar
# I should not eat = Mo noβ nečoce-o tarar
# I may eat = Mo zary tarar
# I may not eat = Mo noβ zary tarar
# I might eat = Mo zaroce-o tarar
# I might not eat = Mo noβ zaroce-o tarar

=== Unofficial Grammar ===

==== A. Feminine Posession (Taruβay Slang) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mon, næ (respect)

2nd Person: gon, tæ (respect)

3rd Person: illost (masculine), elost (feminine), alost (androgynous), son (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mæ, non (respect)

2nd Person: gæ, von (respect)

3rd Person: ilosta (masculine), elosta (feminine), alosta (androgynous), sæ (non-binary)

==== Question Tense (Northeastern Tacalařmos Accent) ====
work = traβar

You work. = Go traβas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traβi?

-i = question tense

bzogor = question word

==== Negativity in Verbs (Product of Kœzeleccian Influence) ====
You work = Go traβas

You do not work = Go non traβas

You cannot work = Go traβas non

==== Quantification (Unofficial but Widely Used) ====

# star = stert
# no stars = carxastert
# some stars = carẋastert
# any star = patsstert
# all stars = parxastert
# next star = patesstert
# previous star = catesstert

== Speaking ==

=== Verbs ===

# be = lemer
# eat = tarar
# drink = biβir
# live = lyifir
# wear = βasar
# sleep = bomar
# have = termeler
# need = nečesitir
# want = quillingir
# love = termar
# hate = tarmar
# open = uner
# close = cerer

=== Basic Words ===

# human = homen
# man = monřo
# woman = maβa
# boy = mombřo
# girl = maba
# apple = toloβobřo
# bread = ronβoloto
# water = aqunmar (actually aqun = water, mar = sea but this is the local use)
# milk = letem

=== Less Basic Words ===

# light = lyit
# forest = taβer (plant thing)
# water = aqunmar (not a verb, water sea)
# fire = fyir
# shadow = negrevtaβer (black thing)
# spirit = morthomen (dead human)
# wind = ær
# thunder = megaturé-electro-sunt (big electro-sound)
# lightning = ær-electro (air electricity)
# time = tyim
# stamina = stemane
# health = lyif
# cold = miniturétemer (small temprature)
# hot = megaturétemer (big temprature)
# shock = electromort (electrical death)
# speed = spid
# attack = ataç̌e
# defense = defeše
# stealth = minituré-sunt (small sound)

=== Question ===

# what = ce
# where = noceβas
# when = βotta
# how = malina
# how many = potta
# why = pelno
# who = tros
# whose = tros'i

=== Basic Expressions ===

# yes = lei
# no = noβ
# please = prasnoř
# thank you = ginue
# how are you = malina lemes/lemeses (plural)
# I'm fine = lemo βien
# I'm bad = lemo malon
# pardon me = parbon
# hello = hařlo
# goodbye = βayβay
# good morning/day = βienes daias
# good afternoon = βienes sogonyes
# good night = βienes niatyes
# what's your name = ce leme gi yama
# I'm Billy = mi yama leme Billy/mo lemo Billy
# good morning = βieneé baias
# good afternoon = βieneé sogonyes
# good night = βieneé ni-atyes

=== Clock ===

# what time is it = ce leme el noci
# it is thirteen past four = leme qintt et toc-tritt
# it is quarter past four = leme qintt et qinete
# it is half past four = leme qintt et qitete
# it is quarter to five = leme qintt et terete
# second/minute/hour = secen/minen/ur

=== Date ===

# day/month/year = baia/monot/yer
# century/millenium = huntyer/thountyer
# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/βirbaia/paxaabaia
# january = jabalenæ
# february = febalenæ
# march = marc
# april = arpa
# may = marpa
# june = jarpa
# july = quintisset
# august = sextiset
# september = serpset
# october = octorpset
# november = nienset
# december = desset

=== Colours ===

# red = rurt
# orange = narart
# yellow = jart
# green = vert
# blue = aqurt
# purple = vilirt
# pink = rort
# black = no-art
# grey = grirt
# white = βlart

=== Place Indicators ===

# in = a-er
# on = βer
# under = cer
# by = ber
# in front of = e-er
# behind = fer
# between = ger

(I know, sometimes I myself think how creative I really am)

=== Swearing ===
Some notable bad words include: trüfü, crit, and efügg.

=== Notable Words ===

# because = pelnala
# but = pelno
# since = prigg
# Communism = Comünon
# government = govenuna
# cat = cavta
# dog = pevta
# bird = libetva
# octopus = octencalamavta
# unipus = calamavta / unecalamavta
# something / object = βer
# and / with = et
# or = ot
# without = carxa-et
# use = tegar
# thing = βer
# go / come = comutar

=== Notable Suffixes ===

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. biβar = to drink, biβala = beverage
# -avta = Animal e.g. piẋar = to swim, piẋavta = fish
# -una = Dœr e.g. spidar = to spide, spiduna = spider
# -ya = Country e.g. Cœtetya = Kœtetekia
# -on = Language / Ideology e.g. Cœteton = Kœtetekian

(Cœtet- = Kœtetekian racial suffix)

=== Notable Vocabulary ===

==== Lessons ====

# english = Ingřon
# Kœtetekian = Cœteton
# lemekian = Lemeton
# art = faβricala
# physical education = academicesportala
# social studies = sosyalyes
# mathematics = matyes
# science = se-ansyes

==== Class Behaviour ====

# to enter = entrer
# to sit = senter
# to stand up = carxasenter
# to watch = eger
# to listen = erar
# to read = carxaẋriβer
# to write = ẋriβer
# to repeat = patesheβřar
# to speak = heβřar
# silence, please = carxaheβřala, prasnoř
# how do you write ...? = malina vo ẋribes ...?
# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heβřalase-ans?
# i don't understand = mo no cemepro.

==== Zodiac Signs ====

# aries = ravta
# taurus = tavta
# gemini = βiyhomen
# cancer = crevta
# leo = reyvta
# virgo = maβa
# libra = liβeala
# scorpia = escovta
# sagittarius = sentavta
# capricorn = govta
# aquarius = aqunβer
# pisces = βiypiscavta

==== Body Parts ====

# head = trac
# hair = hete
# eye = egala
# nose = smala
# mouth = heβřalaβer
# ear = erala
# neck = tehnef
# shoulder = hurna
# elbow = cacret
# hand = ẋribalaβer
# finger = ẋribalaβerβer
# boob = letemβer
# nipple = letemβerβer
# belly = tagac
# penis = momβřotrüf
# vagina = maβatrüf
# butt = carxatrüf
# leg = geret
# knee = geretβer
# foot = tugg
# tœ = tuggβer

==== Family ====

# self = mu
# father = βaβa
# mother = mama
# grandmother = mamamama / βaβamama
# grandfather = mamaβaβa / βaβaβaβa
# son prefix = pates-
# grandson prefix = patespates-
# older sibling prefix = carxacates-
# younger sibling prefix = cates-
# cousin = e.g. patescarxacatesmama

==== Directions ====

# north = nort
# south = sort
# east = solnacala (birth of sun)
# west = solmort (death of sun)
# southeast = sortsolnacala

==== Distance ====

# here = ceβas
# there = ceβase
# there (far) = ceβases

=== Making New Words ===
Since Kœtetekian is a small language, there should be a way to create new words. There's actually 2 ways:

==== By Existing Words ====
pond = minituréaqunmar (small water sea)

dinosaur = dinovta

Loch Ness Monster = minituréaqunmardinovta

==== By Non-Existing Words ====
1. Get a word from a Latin (French, Italian, Spanish, Romanian, Moldavian etc.) language -> universidad ("university" in Spanish)

2. Modify it a bit -> universtad

3. Make it satisfying for Kœtetekian grammar -> universtar

4. Congrats, new word! (go to a school with high importance -> universtar)

(This is an example, not an actual word in Kœtetekian)

== Lore ==
=== Ancient History ===
Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some [[w:Zionist|Zionist]] [[w:Radical_Politics|radical]] [[w:Fundamentalists|fundamentalists]] created a [[w:Cult|cult]] that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for [[w:Judaism|Judaism]] and [[w:Paganism's|Paganism's]] [[w:Disinformation|disinformation]]. The cult gained popularity and support by [[w:roman|Roman]] officials in [[w:Levant|Levant]], and is one of the reasons of [[w:Jesus's_execution|Jesus's execution]] by the [[w:Roman_Empire|Roman Empire]]. Later, [[w:Christianity|Christianity]] grew and the cult's main founder [[w:Conversion_to_Christianity|converted]] to it. This caused the [[w:Dissolution_(politics)|dissolution]] of the cult. After the [[w:Pagan|Pagan]] structure of Rome was threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan [[w:Extremism|extremist]] Romans, and did [[w:Terrorism|terrorist]] operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great [[w:Conversion_of_Constantine|converted to Christianity]]. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the [[w:Turks|Turks]] [[w:Migration|migrated]] to [[w:Anatolia|Anatolia]] and found an [[w:Alliance|alliance]] with the nation Kutetania. After the [[w:1st_Beylik_Era|1st Beylik Era]], the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the [[w:Conservatism|conservative]] [[w:Population|population]] didn't let the [[w:Vocabulary|vocabulary]] change, so the language has a lot of [[w:Romance_languages|Latin]] features even if the country's located in [[w:Indochina|Indochina]].

=== Migration to Indochina ===
By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the [[w:tibet|entire mountain range]]. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the [[w:climate_of_vietnam|Vietnamese jungle]] and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan [[w:Pillage|pillages]] and [[w:Raid_(Military)|raids]]. There were no place eastward except [[w:America|America]] which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be [[w:Indigenous_peoples|indigenous]] and acting as a native tribe to cover the [[w:Illegal_immigration|illegal immigration]]. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.

=== Modern History ===
==== [[w:Vietnamese_War|Vietnamese War]] ====
During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the [[w:United_States_of_America|United States of America]] and its [[w:Puppet_state|puppet state]] [[w:South_Vietnam|South Vietnam]] in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of [[w:Sovereignty|sovereignty]] if the USA can have [[w:Military_base|military bases]] on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an [[w:election|election]] once every 5 year, including one for the new [[w:Prime_minister|prime minister]] and prime delegate stands. Also, the [[w:Legislative_branch|fabricative]] and the [[w:Judicial_branch|judicial]] branches were introduced. Nokeriva was elected as the first prime minister with the first president being Reat Usariliff.

==== Kugerwassen Incident ====
In the early 1960's, the [[w:Belgian_people|Belgian]] biologist Heinrich Kugerwassen working at [[w:ECOSOC|UN's]] South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local [[w:Tree|tree]] with a [[w:Genetic_mutation|genetic mutation]] that produces [[w:Cherries|cherries]] and [[w:Apple|apples]] at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, UN's [[w:Delegate_model_of_representation|delegates]] had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area in a resolution, with citizens being [[w:Deportation|deported]] to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwassen was inspecting the trees, heavy [[w:Rainfall|rainfall]] and [[w:Fog|fog]] made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island [[w:Archipelago|archipelago]] in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwassen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.

==== Kopeleccian War ====
In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Taruβak. (which was renamed to Taruβay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].

==== Kozelekland ====
In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of [[w:Hippies|hippies]] wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered [[w:De_facto|de facto]]. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior [[w:Means_of_production|means of production]], exploitation of the [[w:Proletariat|proletariat]] and small trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a [[w:Refugee_camp|refugee camp]] in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.

==== Molossian War ====
Kœtetekia is considered a [[w:Microstate|microstate]] by all means. So when the [[w:Micronation|micronation]] [[w:Republic_of_Molossia|Republic of Molossia]] declared war on [[w:East_Germany|East Germany]], Kœtetekia was obviously supporting Molossia since at that time, Kœtetekia and USA were allies due to the American military bases on Kuala Nort. In 2025 when Kœtetekia switched to [[w:Communism|Communism]], the nation started defending [[w:Ernst_Thälmann_Island|East Germany]] after a [[w:Referandum|referandum]]. There's 0 casualties on the war that's [[w:Symbolic|symbolic]] to all sides.

==== Civil War & Communism ====
In late 2022, a [[w:bomb|bomb]] hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian [[w:Supremacism|supremacist]] group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the [[w:Mayor|mayor]] of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a [[w:Baker's_dozen|baker's dozen]] of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and [[w:Asassination|asassinated]] Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to [[w:Retaliation|retaliate]], but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already [[w:Sieged|sieged]] the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the [[w:War_with_Terror|War with Terror]]. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and [[w:Social_democracy|social democrat]] Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations and changed the name back to Kœtetekia.

=== Cities ===
==== Djatsacoro ====
Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaβoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faβorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaβoriTaralas deriving from Faβorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaβoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

==== Tacalařmos ====
Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloβobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Republic of Neövo Papua ====
Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. Actually, the pond is just a bay but the locals still call it a pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there. Neövo Papua is a republic inside Kœtetekia, which means it's something like [[w:Sakha|Sakha]].

==== Taruβay ====
Taruβay is a village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Meciβay Military Area ====
Meciβay is the sister city of Taruβay, having a vibrant community while being close to Taruβay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Meciβayans were deported to Taruβay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone ====
Kuala Nort is the westernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccian War for more information.

==== Sagaret UN Preservation Zone ====
Sagaret is the southernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kugerwassen incident for more information.

==== Neövo Sagaret ====
After inhabiting in Sagaret was banned, some Sagaretians found a new city with similar features.

==== Koezelecvill ====
Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kozelekland for more information.

=== Government ===

==== Fabricative (Legislative) Branch ====

* National Parliament: 50 members are chosen by public. Laws are made by delegates in unmoderated caucuses after talking about topics in moderated caucuses. If laws are accepted, they're taken to the president for final approval.
* Directive Parliament: 25 members are chosen by the directive branch members. Has the same procedure as the National Parliament.
* People's Parliament: 15 members are chosen by public. Any university graduate can submit laws which are voted and taken to the Directive Parliament if accepted.

==== Directive (Executive) Branch ====

* President: Chosen by public every 5 year, assigns ministry personnel except ministers which are also chosen by public every year.
* Prime Minister: Chosen by public every 5 year, directs ministries.
* Prime Delegate: Chosen by the Sub-Minister of External Affairs, represents the nation in important international meetings.

==== Judicial Branch ====

* Fabricative Court: Personnel are chosen by the National and People's Parliament.
* Directive Court: Personnel are chosen by the Directive Branch Members.
* People's Court: Personnel are chosen by public.
* Independent Courts: Compilation of the 5 courts for each village in Kœtetekia legal to live in where personnel are chosen by locals.
* Supreme Court: Court where personnel are chosen by the president and the cases are fatal or violate the constitution.

==== Ministries (Directive) ====

* Ministry of Politics
** Sub-Ministry of Economy
** Sub-Ministry of Development
** Sub-Ministry of Ideology
** Sub-Ministry of Internal Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of External Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Speech and Election
** Sub-Ministry of Trade
** Sub-Ministry of Taxation
* Ministry of Health
* Ministry of Defence
** Commanderate of Police Forces
** Commanderate of Military Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Naval Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Militant Aviation
** Sub-Ministry of Ambulance
** Sub-Ministry of Fire Affairs
** Commanderate of Peacekeeping
** Sub-Ministry of Intelligence
* Ministry of Education
** Sub-Ministry of Textal Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Numeral Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Sports
** Sub-Ministry of Art and Music
* Ministry of Public Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Language
** Sub-Ministry of Religion
** Sub-Ministry of Athletism
** Sub-Ministry of Work and Energy
** Sub-Ministry of Culture
** Sub-Ministry of Equity
** Sub-Ministry of History and Literature
** Sub-Ministry of Social Services
** Sub-Ministry of Cyber Affairs
* Ministry of Biology
** Sub-Ministry of Agriculture
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Cultivation
** Sub-Ministry of Nature
** Sub-Ministry of Villages
** Sub-Ministry of Climate Change
* Ministry of Transportation
** Sub-Ministry of Public Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Private Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Infrastructure
** Sub-Ministry of Roads and Navigation
* Ministry of Justice
* Ministry of Food
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Food
** Sub-Ministry of Plant Food
** Sub-Ministry of Fungal and Microorganism Food
** Sub-Ministry of Beverages and Water
* Ministry of Industry
* Ministry of Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Human Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Children's Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Racist and Sexist Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Homosexual and Transgender Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Plant, Fungi and Microorganism Rights

=== Stuff ===

==== Transportation ====

In Kœtetekia, public transportation is not common. Even cars are uncommon with only ~10 civil tuktuks existing. The only public transportation is marcomuts, which are small ferries. There are 4 of them:

* Lunafer: Operates every monday of each month, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển -> P. Vũng Tàu -> Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh
* Unefer: Operates every monday except Lunafer days, international ferry.
Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển
* Qadrfer: Operates every weekday except Lunafer and Unefer days, intercity ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos
* Doinfer: Operates every weekend, international ferry.
Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro-> Port of Tacalařmos -> Koezelecvill -> Kozelekland -> Neövo Papua

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|nativename = Heßřala be Cœteton
|pronunciation = kœteton
|states = Djatsacoro, Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone, Kutetum Archæological Protected Area, Mecißay Military Area, Neövo Papua, Sagaret Un Restricted Area, Tacalařmos, Tarußay
|setting = Alternative history of [[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
|region = [[w:Indochina|Indochina]]
|speakers = 190
|date = 2025
|created = ~2018
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|fam2 = Levantine
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|script1 = Latn
|minority = Kœtetekia (official lanuage)
Kozelekland
[[w:Vietnam|Vietnam]]
New Kœtetekia (unrecognized minority language)
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Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesßaßa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

== Alphabet ==

=== Main Letters (Translation to IPA) ===

# Aa = a
# Bß = b
# Db = d
# Ee = e
# Ff = f
# Gg = g
# Hh = h
# Xx = ks
# İi = i
# Jj = ʒ
# Cc = k
# Ll = ɫ
# Λn = n
# Oo = o
# Qq = kj
# Πp = p
# Pr = ɾ
# Ss = s
# Tt = t
# Uu = u
# Vv = v
# Yy = j
# Zz = z

=== Accents (Translation to IPA) ===

# A: Ää = ɶ
# A: Ææ = æ
# E: Éé = x
# X: Ẋẋ = sk
# İ: Iı = ɯ
# Λ: Mm = m
# C: Čč = d͡ʒ
# Č: Ç̌ç̌ = t͡ʃ
# O: Öö = œ
# O: Œœ = œ
# P: P̌ř = r
# S: Šš = ʃ
# U: Üü = y
# U: Ww = w
# Z: Źź = tz

=== Letter Mixtures ===

==== Vowels (Kœtetekian correspondence) ====

# aa = between o and a
# ae (æ) = between a and ä
# äa = between a and ä
# äe = between ä and æ
# æa = between ä and æ
# æe = between æ and e
# ea = between æ and e
# ee = between e and i
# ia = between i and ı
# ie = higher pitched i
# ıa = between o and ı
# ıe = between ı and i
# oa = lower pitched o
# oe (œ) = between o and ö
# öa = between o and ö
# öe = between ö and i
# œa = between o and œ
# œe = between œ and i
# ua = between o and u
# ue = between u and ü
# üa = between u and ü
# üe = between ü and i

<nowiki>*</nowiki>ae and oe is written as æ and œ.

==== Consonats (English correspondence) ====

# ch (č) = "j" in "jackson"
# chh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# chhh = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# čh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
# čhh = ""t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# ç̌h = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
# dj = "j" in "jack"
# dz = "j" in "jill"
# fh = cat hissing
# gh = ğ in "bağlama" (Turkish correspondence)
# kh = "kh" in "khufu"
# sh (š) = "sh" in "sheep"
# th = "th" in "the"
# ts = "ts" in "mitsotakis"
# vh = whistling
# wh = loud whistling

<nowiki>*</nowiki>You can write č, ç̌ and š as ch, čh and sh.

==== The Dash (-) ====
The dash is used to separate a letter mix.

"oe" = reads like Kœtetekian "ö"

"o-e" = reads like plain oe

== Numbers ==

=== Digits ===

==== Explanation ====
n = Normal / As Prefix / Mathematical / Legacy (Optional)

==== Digit List ====
0 = Cero / Zer / Noß

1 = Une / Une / Sigg

2 = Dön / Biy / Doin / Doné

3 = Tritt / Triy / Trin

4 = Qintt / Qadr / Qirin / Quintt

5 = Qit / Pent / Qinin

6 = Cix / Heks / Hekin

7 = Cise / Sepet / Setin / Onto

8 = Octo / Octen / Otin

9 = Nove / Noßre / Notin / Nyen

=== Usage ===

==== Normal ====
"Mo termelo '''une''' ronßoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

==== As Prefix ====
"To termeles biy-muss." -> You have two muscles (biceps).

==== Mathematical (Optional) ====
"Sigg et sigg leme doin." -> One and (plus) one is (equals) two.

==== Legacy ====
Used when writing ordinal numbers or numbers between 11-19.

For example;

1st, 2nd, 3rd != Unevo, Dönvo, Trittvo;

1st, 2nd, 3rd = Unevo, Donévo, Trittvo;

or;

11, 12, 13 != unter, dönter, trittter;

11, 12, 13 = unter, donéter, trittter;

=== Bigger Numbers ===
10 = Toc

11 = Unter

12 = Donter (Officially donéter)

13 = Tritter (Officially trittter)

14 = Quintter (Officially quinttter)

15 = Qiter (Officially qitter)

16 = Toc-Cix

17 = Toc-Onto

18 = Toc-Octo

19 = Toc-Nyen

20 = Dön-Toc

21 = Une Dön-Toc

22 = Dön Dön-Toc

23 = Tritt Dön-Toc

30 = Tritt-Toc

31 = Une Tritt-Toc

100 = Hunt

200 = Dön-Hunt

1000 = Thount

2119 = Toc-Nyen Hunt Dön-Thount

10^6 = Millint

10^9 = Mallint

10^12 = Trillint

10^15 = Qetrillint

10^18 = Qentillint

10^21 = Septillint

10^24 = Sexillint

10^27 = Oktillint

10^30 = Nonillint

10^33 = Desillint

=== Paranthesis ===
The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs paranthesis.

For example, paranthesis is needed stating the number "12001".

It's said as "Une (Dön Toc) Hunt" -> One (Two Ten)-Hundred -> One Twelve-Hundred -> Twelve-Hundred One -> Twelve Hundred and One

But without paranthesis, it would be:

"Une Dön Toc Hunt -> One Two Ten Hundred -> Hundred Ten One Two -> One-Hundred and Ten and One Two -> One Hundred and Eleven Twelve (There's no single number as "eleven twelve" [it only

exists as 2 numbers] but it's the most accurate translation of "Une Dön" that's a wrong Kœtetekian grammar, only written to create the thesis being that numbers with parts of them written

in paranthesis not being the same as them not being in paranthesis.)

( = Unen Parateset

) = Ceren Parateset

=== Decimal Numbers ===

==== Normal Decimal Numbers ====
0.54 = Cero Putt Quintt Qit-Toc

==== Special Decimal Numbers ====
0.5 = Cero et Qitete

0.25 = Cero et Qinete

0.75 = Cero et Terete

==== Fractions ====
½ = Une carxaber dön

=== Computation ===

==== Numerical Operators ====
1 + 1 = Une et une

1 - 1 = Une carxa-et une

1 * 1 = Une ber une

1 / 1 = Une carxaber une

1 ** 1 = Une berber une

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoßmobulo (division but no modulus) une

1 % 1 = Une mobulo une

1 + 1 = 2 = Une et une leme dön

==== Binary Logical Operators ====
&& = et

|| = ot

^ = exec ot

! = noß

==== Ordinal Numbers ====
nth = nvo

1st = unevo

2nd = donévo

3rd = trittvo

4th = quinttvo

7th = ontovo

9th = nienvo

First = primervo

Last = lasinvo

== Grammar ==

=== Addressing ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Married
!Single
!Kid
|-
|Male
|Illo
|Ille
|Ilito
|-
|Female
|Ella
|Elle
|Elita
|-
|Non-Binary
|Alle
|Alli
|Aliti
|}
Autograph = Trecca

Name = Yama primervo

Surname = Süryama / Yama lasinvo

=== Articles ===

==== Definite Articles ====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!
!Single
!Plural
|-
|Male
|Il
|Lis
|-
|Female
|El
|Les
|-
|Non-Binary
|Al
|Las
|}

=== Indefinite Articles ===

# a = un
# an = un
# some = unyes

==== Plural ====
If a word ends with a vowel, it gets an "s" to make it plural.

But if it ends with a consonant, it gets a "yes".

ronßoloto = apple

ronßolotos = apples

ßayßay = god be with you (goodbye)

ßayßayyes = goodbyes

=== Adjectives ===

==== Qualification ====

===== Permament =====
maßa = woman

megaturé maßa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

===== Temporary =====
maba = girl

maba ßien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

==== Possession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mi, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gi, ti (respect)

3rd Person: ilin (masculine), elin (feminine), alin (androgynous), si (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mani, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gani, vi (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesin (masculine), elyesin (feminine), alyesin (androgynous), sani (non-binary)

===== Indication =====

# ßir = this
# ßaź = that
# ßires = these
# ßaźes = those

=== Pronouns ===

==== Personal ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mo (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: go (ordinary), to (respect)

3rd Person: il (masculine), el (feminine), al (androgynous), so (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: man (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: gan (ordinary), vo (respect)

3rd Person: ilyes (masculine), elyes (feminine), alyes (androgynous), san (non-binary)

===== Variations (for mo) =====

# Normal: I = mo
# Plain: me = mu
# Specifıcation: [verb] me = [verb] mu
# Orientation: to me = a mu
# Presence: in me: ßer mu
# Presence: with me: trot mu
# Separation: from me: frim mu
# Possession: min

==== Posession ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: min (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: gin (ordinary), tin (respect)

3rd Person: ilinin (masculine), elinin (feminine), alinin (androgynous), sin (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: manin (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: ganin (ordinary), vin (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesinin (masculine), elyesinin (feminine), alyesinin (androgynous), sanin (non-binary)

==== Other ====
Ursula's = Ursula'i (the apostrophe has the same role as the dash)

I love Ursula and her purse. = Mo termo Ursula et elinin trage. (You can also say Mo termo Ursula et i trage, i meaning Ursula'i but shortened due to already existing mention of her)

==== Indication ====
ßir = this

ßaź = that

su = it

ßires = these

ßaźes = those

san = they

=== Verbs (all verbs end with -ar, or -er) ===

==== Verb "to be" (lemer) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: lemo

2nd Person: lemes

3rd Person: leme

===== Plural =====
1st Person: lemos

2nd Person: lemeses

3rd Person: lemese

==== Past Perfect (ate, tarar) ====
1st Singular Person: taroce-o

2nd Singular Person: taroce-es

3rd Singular Person: taroce-e

1st Plural Person: taroce-os

2nd Plural Person: taroce-eses

3rd Plural Person: taroce-ese

==== Past Imperfect (would eat) ====
1st Singular Person: taroca-o

2nd Singular Person: taroca-as

3rd Singular Person: taroca-a

1st Plural Person: taroca-os

2nd Plural Person: taroca-asas

3rd Plural Person: taroca-asa

==== Past Indefinite (was eating) ====
I was eating = Mo can tarar

==== Future Tense (will eat) ====
I will eat = Mo a taru

==== Imperative ====
Eat! = Taren!

==== Gerund ====
eating = tarar

==== Comparative ====
more = sanaturé

less = sinituré

big = megaturé

bigger = sanaturé megaturé

==== Superlative ====
most = secaturé

least = sicituré

small = minituré

smallest = secaturé minituré

==== Interrogation ====

# I eat = Mo taro
# I do not eat = Mo noß taro
# I can eat = Mo a tarar
# I cannot eat = Mo noß a tarar
# I could eat = Mo a-oce-o tarar
# I could not eat = Mo noß a-oce-o tarar
# I shall eat = Mo neče tarar
# I shall not eat = Mo noß neče tarar
# I should eat = Mo nečoce-o tarar
# I should not eat = Mo noß nečoce-o tarar
# I may eat = Mo zary tarar
# I may not eat = Mo noß zary tarar
# I might eat = Mo zaroce-o tarar
# I might not eat = Mo noß zaroce-o tarar

=== Unofficial Grammar ===

==== A. Feminine Posession (Tarußay Slang) ====

===== Singular =====
1st Person: mon, næ (respect)

2nd Person: gon, tæ (respect)

3rd Person: illost (masculine), elost (feminine), alost (androgynous), son (non-binary)

===== Plural =====
1st Person: mæ, non (respect)

2nd Person: gæ, von (respect)

3rd Person: ilosta (masculine), elosta (feminine), alosta (androgynous), sæ (non-binary)

==== Question Tense (Northeastern Tacalařmos Accent) ====
work = traßar

You work. = Go traßas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traßi?

-i = question tense

bzogor = question word

==== Negativity in Verbs (Product of Kœzeleccian Influence) ====
You work = Go traßas

You do not work = Go non traßas

You cannot work = Go traßas non

==== Quantification (Unofficial but Widely Used) ====

# star = stert
# no stars = carxastert
# some stars = carẋastert
# any star = patsstert
# all stars = parxastert
# next star = patesstert
# previous star = catesstert

== Speaking ==

=== Verbs ===

# be = lemer
# eat = tarar
# drink = bißir
# live = lyifir
# wear = ßasar
# sleep = bomar
# have = termeler
# need = nečesitir
# want = quillingir
# love = termar
# hate = tarmar
# open = uner
# close = cerer

=== Basic Words ===

# human = homen
# man = monřo
# woman = maßa
# boy = mombřo
# girl = maba
# apple = toloßobřo
# bread = ronßoloto
# water = aqunmar (actually aqun = water, mar = sea but this is the local use)
# milk = letem

=== Less Basic Words ===

# light = lyit
# forest = taßer (plant thing)
# water = aqunmar (not a verb, water sea)
# fire = fyir
# shadow = negrevtaßer (black thing)
# spirit = morthomen (dead human)
# wind = ær
# thunder = megaturé-electro-sunt (big electro-sound)
# lightning = ær-electro (air electricity)
# time = tyim
# stamina = stemane
# health = lyif
# cold = miniturétemer (small temprature)
# hot = megaturétemer (big temprature)
# shock = electromort (electrical death)
# speed = spid
# attack = ataç̌e
# defense = defeše
# stealth = minituré-sunt (small sound)

=== Question ===

# what = ce
# where = noceßas
# when = ßotta
# how = malina
# how many = potta
# why = pelno
# who = tros
# whose = tros'i

=== Basic Expressions ===

# yes = lei
# no = noß
# please = prasnoř
# thank you = ginue
# how are you = malina lemes/lemeses (plural)
# I'm fine = lemo ßien
# I'm bad = lemo malon
# pardon me = parbon
# hello = hařlo
# goodbye = ßayßay
# good morning/day = ßienes daias
# good afternoon = ßienes sogonyes
# good night = ßienes niatyes
# what's your name = ce leme gi yama
# I'm Billy = mi yama leme Billy/mo lemo Billy
# good morning = ßieneé baias
# good afternoon = ßieneé sogonyes
# good night = ßieneé ni-atyes

=== Clock ===

# what time is it = ce leme el noci
# it is thirteen past four = leme qintt et toc-tritt
# it is quarter past four = leme qintt et qinete
# it is half past four = leme qintt et qitete
# it is quarter to five = leme qintt et terete
# second/minute/hour = secen/minen/ur

=== Date ===

# day/month/year = baia/monot/yer
# century/millenium = huntyer/thountyer
# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/ßirbaia/paxaabaia
# january = jabalenæ
# february = febalenæ
# march = marc
# april = arpa
# may = marpa
# june = jarpa
# july = quintisset
# august = sextiset
# september = serpset
# october = octorpset
# november = nienset
# december = desset

=== Colours ===

# red = rurt
# orange = narart
# yellow = jart
# green = vert
# blue = aqurt
# purple = vilirt
# pink = rort
# black = no-art
# grey = grirt
# white = ßlart

=== Place Indicators ===

# in = a-er
# on = ßer
# under = cer
# by = ber
# in front of = e-er
# behind = fer
# between = ger

(I know, sometimes I myself think how creative I really am)

=== Swearing ===
Some notable bad words include: trüfü, crit, and efügg.

=== Notable Words ===

# because = pelnala
# but = pelno
# since = prigg
# Communism = Comünon
# govern = govenuna
# cat = cavta
# dog = pevta
# bird = libetva
# octopus = octencalamavta
# unipus = calamavta / unecalamavta
# something / object = ßer
# and / with = et
# or = ot
# without = carxa-et

=== Notable Suffixes ===

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. bißar = to drink, bißala = beverage
# -avta = Animal e.g. piẋar = to swim, piẋavta = fish
# -una = Dœr e.g. spidar = to spide, spiduna = spider
# -ya = Country e.g. Cœtetya = Kœtetekia
# -on = Language / Ideology e.g. Cœteton = Kœtetekian

(Cœtet- = Kœtetekian racial suffix)

=== Notable Vocabulary ===

==== Lessons ====

# english = Ingřon
# Kœtetekian = Cœteton
# lemekian = Lemeton
# art = faßricala
# physical education = academicesportala
# social studies = sosyalyes
# mathematics = matyes
# science = se-ansyes

==== Class Behaviour ====

# to enter = entrer
# to sit = senter
# to stand up = carxasenter
# to watch = eger
# to listen = erar
# to read = carxaẋriber
# to write = ẋriber
# to repeat = patesheßřar
# to speak = heßřar
# silence, please = carxaheßřala, prasnoř
# how do you write ...? = malina vo ẋribes ...?
# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heßřalase-ans?
# i don't understand = mo no cemepro.

==== Zodiac Signs ====

# aries = ravta
# taurus = tavta
# gemini = ßiyhomen
# cancer = crevta
# leo = reyvta
# virgo = maßa
# libra = lißeala
# scorpia = escovta
# sagittarius = sentavta
# capricorn = govta
# aquarius = aqunßer
# pisces = ßiypiscavta

==== Body Parts ====

# head = trac
# hair = hete
# eye = egala
# nose = smala
# mouth = heßřalaßer
# ear = erala
# neck = tehnef
# shoulder = hurna
# elbow = cacret
# hand = ẋribalaßer
# finger = ẋribalaßerßer
# boob = letemßer
# nipple = letemßerßer
# belly = tagac
# penis = momßřotrüf
# vagina = maßatrüf
# butt = carxatrüf
# leg = geret
# knee = geretßer
# foot = tugg
# tœ = tuggßer

==== Family ====

# self = mu
# father = ßaßa
# mother = mama
# grandmother = mamamama / ßaßamama
# grandfather = mamaßaßa / ßaßaßaßa
# son prefix = pates-
# grandson prefix = patespates-
# older sibling prefix = carxacates-
# younger sibling prefix = cates-
# cousin = e.g. patescarxacatesmama

==== Directions ====

# north = nort
# south = sort
# east = solnacala (birth of sun)
# west = solmort (death of sun)
# southeast = sortsolnacala

==== Distance ====

# here = ceßas
# there = ceßase
# there (far) = ceßases

=== Making New Words ===
Since Kœtetekian is a small language, there should be a way to create new words. There's actually 2 ways:

==== By Existing Words ====
pond = minituréaqunmar (small water sea)

dinosaur = dinovta

Loch Ness Monster = minituréaqunmardinovta

==== By Non-Existing Words ====
1. Get a word from a Latin (French, Italian, Spanish, Romanian, Moldavian etc.) language -> universidad ("university" in Spanish)

2. Modify it a bit -> universtad

3. Make it satisfying for Kœtetekian grammar -> universtar

4. Congrats, new word! (go to a school with high importance -> universtar)

(This is an example, not an actual word in Kœtetekian)

== Lore ==
=== Ancient History ===
Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some [[w:Zionist|Zionist]] [[w:Radical|radical]] [[w:Fundamentalists|fundamentalists]] created a [[w:Cult|cult]] that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for [[w:Judaism|Judaism]] and [[w:Paganism's|Paganism's]] [[w:Disinformation|disinformation]]. The cult gained popularity and support by [[w:roman|Roman]] officials in [[w:Levant|Levant]], and is one of the reasons of [[w:Jesus's_execution|Jesus's execution]] by the [[w:Roman_Empire|Roman Empire]]. Later, [[w:Christianity|Christianity]] grew and the cult's main founder [[w:Conversion_to_Christianity|converted]] to it. This caused the [[w:Dissolution_(politics)|dissolution]] of the cult. After the [[w:Pagan|Pagan]] structure of Rome was threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan [[w:Extremism|extremist]] Romans, and did [[w:Terrorism|terrorist]] operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great [[w:Conversion_of_Constantine|converted to Christianity]]. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the [[w:Turks|Turks]] [[w:Migration|migrated]] to [[w:Anatolia|Anatolia]] and found an [[w:Alliance|alliance]] with the nation Kutetania. After the [[w:1st_Beylik_Era|1st Beylik Era]], the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the [[w:Conservatism|conservative]] [[w:Population|population]] didn't let the [[w:Vocabulary|vocabulary]] change, so the language has a lot of [[w:Romance_languages|Latin]] features even if the country's located in [[w:Indochina|Indochina]].

=== Migration to Indochina ===
By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the [[w:tibet|entire mountain range]]. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the [[w:climate_of_vietnam|Vietnamese jungle]] and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan [[w:Pillage|pillages]] and [[w:Raid_(Military)|raids]]. There were no place eastward except [[w:America|America]] which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be [[w:Indigenous_peoples|indigenous]] and acting as a native tribe to cover the [[w:Illegal_immigration|illegal immigration]]. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.

=== Modern History ===
==== [[w:Vietnamese_War|Vietnamese War]] ====
During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the [[w:United_States_of_America|United States of America]] and its [[w:Puppet_state|puppet state]] [[w:South_Vietnam|South Vietnam]] in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of [[w:Sovereignty|sovereignty]] if the USA can have [[w:Military_base|military bases]] on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an [[w:election|election]] once every 5 year, including one for the new [[w:Prime_minister|prime minister]] and prime delegate stands. Also, the [[w:Legislative_branch|fabricative]] and the [[w:Judicial_branch|judicial]] branches were introduced.

==== Kugerwassen Incident ====
In the early 1960's, the [[w:Belgian_people|Belgian]] biologist Heinrich Kugerwassen working at [[w:ECOSOC|UN's]] South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local [[w:Tree|tree]] with a [[w:Genetic_mutation|genetic mutation]] that produces [[w:Cherries|cherries]] and [[w:Apple|apples]] at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, UN's [[w:Delegate_model_of_representation|delegates]] had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area in a resolution, with citizens being [[w:Deportation|deported]] to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwassen was inspecting the trees, heavy [[w:Rainfall|rainfall]] and [[w:Fog|fog]] made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island [[w:Archipelago|archipelago]] in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwassen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.

==== Kopeleccian War ====
In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Tarußak. (which was renamed to Tarußay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].

==== Kozelekland ====
In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of [[w:Hippies|hippies]] wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered [[w:De_facto|de facto]]. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior [[w:Means_of_production|means of production]], exploitation of the [[w:Proletariat|proletariat]] and small trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a [[w:Refugee_camp|refugee camp]] in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.

==== Molossian War ====
Kœtetekia is considered a [[w:Microstate|microstate]] by all means. So when the [[w:Micronation|micronation]] [[w:Republic_of_Molossia|Republic of Molossia]] declared war on [[w:East_Germany|East Germany]], Kœtetekia was obviously supporting Molossia since at that time, Kœtetekia and USA were allies due to the American military bases on Kuala Nort. In 2025 when Kœtetekia switched to [[w:Communism|Communism]], the nation started defending [[w:Ernst_Thälmann_Island|East Germany]] after a [[w:Referandum|referandum]]. There's 0 casualties on the war that's [[w:Symbolic|symbolic]] to all sides.

==== Civil War & Communism ====
In late 2022, a [[w:bomb|bomb]] hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian [[w:Supremacism|supremacist]] group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the [[w:Mayor|mayor]] of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a [[w:Baker's_dozen|baker's dozen]] of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and [[w:Asassination|asassinated]] Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to [[w:Retaliation|retaliate]], but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already [[w:Sieged|sieged]] the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the [[w:War_with_Terror|War with Terror]]. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and [[w:Social_democracy|social democrat]] Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations and changed the name back to Kœtetekia.

=== Cities ===
==== Djatsacoro ====
Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaßoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faßorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaßoriTaralas deriving from Faßorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaßoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

==== Tacalařmos ====
Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloßobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Neövo Papua ====
Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there.

==== Tarußay ====
Tarußay is the northwesternmost village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Mecißay Military Area ====
Mecißay is the sister city of Tarußay, having a vibrant community while being close to Tarußay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Mecißayans were deported to Tarußay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone ====
Kuala Nort is the westernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccian War for more information.

==== Sagaret UN Restricted Area ====
Sagaret is the southernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kugerwassen incident for more information.

==== Koezelecvill ====
Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kozelekland for more information.

=== Government ===

==== Fabricative (Legislative) Branch ====

* National Parliament: 50 members are chosen by public. Laws are made by delegates in unmoderated caucuses after talking about topics in moderated caucuses. If laws are accepted, they're taken to the president for final approval.
* Directive Parliament: 25 members are chosen by the directive branch members. Has the same procedure as the National Parliament.
* People's Parliament: 15 members are chosen by public. Any university graduate can submit laws which are voted and taken to the Directive Parliament if accepted.

==== Directive (Executive) Branch ====

* President: Chosen by public every 5 year, assigns ministry personnel except ministers which are also chosen by public every year.
* Prime Minister: Chosen by public every 5 year, directs ministries.
* Prime Delegate: Chosen by the Sub-Minister of External Affairs, represents the nation in important international meetings.

==== Judicial Branch ====

* Fabricative Court: Personnel are chosen by the National and People's Parliament.
* Directive Court: Personnel are chosen by the Directive Branch Members.
* People's Court: Personnel are chosen by public.
* Independent Courts: Compilation of the 5 courts for each village in Kœtetekia legal to live in where personnel are chosen by locals.
* Supreme Court: Court where personnel are chosen by the president and the cases are fatal or violate the constitution.

==== Ministries (Directive) ====

* Ministry of Politics
** Sub-Ministry of Economy
** Sub-Ministry of Development
** Sub-Ministry of Ideology
** Sub-Ministry of Internal Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of External Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Speech and Election
** Sub-Ministry of Trade
** Sub-Ministry of Taxation
* Ministry of Health
* Ministry of Defence
** Commanderate of Police Forces
** Commanderate of Military Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Naval Forces
*** Sub-Commanderate of Militant Aviation
** Sub-Ministry of Ambulance
** Sub-Ministry of Fire Affairs
** Commanderate of Peacekeeping
** Sub-Ministry of Intelligence
* Ministry of Education
** Sub-Ministry of Textal Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Numeral Lessons
** Sub-Ministry of Sports
** Sub-Ministry of Art and Music
* Ministry of Public Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Language
** Sub-Ministry of Religion
** Sub-Ministry of Athletism
** Sub-Ministry of Work and Energy
** Sub-Ministry of Culture
** Sub-Ministry of Equity
** Sub-Ministry of History and Literature
** Sub-Ministry of Social Services
** Sub-Ministry of Cyber Affairs
* Ministry of Biology
** Sub-Ministry of Agriculture
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Cultivation
** Sub-Ministry of Nature
** Sub-Ministry of Villages
** Sub-Ministry of Climate Change
* Ministry of Transportation
** Sub-Ministry of Public Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Private Transport
** Sub-Ministry of Infrastructure
** Sub-Ministry of Roads and Navigation
* Ministry of Justice
* Ministry of Food
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Food
** Sub-Ministry of Plant Food
** Sub-Ministry of Fungal and Microorganism Food
** Sub-Ministry of Beverages and Water
* Ministry of Industry
* Ministry of Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Human Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Children's Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Racist and Sexist Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Homosexual and Transgender Affairs
** Sub-Ministry of Animal Rights
** Sub-Ministry of Plant, Fungi and Microorganism Rights

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