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Here's a bunch of Jokelang 2 translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed.

[[Category:Jokelang 2 language]]

=Assorted translations=
==Single sentences==
Yup, slappen blup batched shucks!

I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!


Whirbuh chugglesbuh.

You are an apple.


Villain, I have done thy mother.

Howdy whipplenorp, xnopyt forwhittling ney hague no whir.

==Multiple sentences==
Low jayo ney we, yonnerbuh ey oh guss pingueup ey maybe ation. An woop no ludge nun urneybuh shucks oh foyup ey knuge bouba keeky no ludge. Guss pingueup ey nah yeah run. Won a guss guive ey oh a murican real oh reelbuh.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.


Whir boptonhart ney gunter one boy no whir won nor hay shamwow ah whir yike ah bonk hoobastank no nor. Spillet capiche. Uh articbuh. Ford.

Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-250. Ford.

===Florida Man headlines===

==Dialogs==
==Longer translations==
===Song translations===
====I Am The Walrus====
Xnopytbuh innitbuh whirbuh innitbuh jon whirbuh xnopytbuh jon
Ah you lupper whizz
Whoodle ey oh heehoo skidaddle whie a cop jon they nank man ell
Whoodle ey oh heehoo pingueup ey whie
Xnopyted dam
Tuchusup bud cellage dea
Noarbuh ey oh heppey hyuck quent
Tshirt no rittle, Sunday waner idgit
Howdy whirbuh ney cratosebuh fubb
{"You let your face grow long" here; the rest coming later}

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Mister City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man (now good sir)
They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)
Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo
Joob, joob, jooba
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Joob, jooba
Joob, jooba
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba)
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Slave
Thou hast slain me
Villain, take my purse
If I ever
Bury my body
The letters which though find'st about me
To Edmund Earl of Gloucester
Seek him out upon the British Party
O untimely death
I know thee well
A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress
As badness would desire
What, is is he dead?
Sit you down, Father, rest you

=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
A Englishtress ube shucks a ump athink ah oob shucks an narkle, ah yonnerbuh athinkness no nun welpup tork nun ''hoking''buh (nun yeet he narkle man gibbernack no hip newer jon).

Jokelang 2 speakers generally strongly like small ravens and strongly dislike large crows, and the usual method of hunting them is ''hoking'' (throwing one's shoe at the crow as if it were a country's leader).


Ough ough ough ough ough ough ough.

A pound and ounce of sand eternally hates a kilogram and gram of battery acid.


Xnopyt meek ney.

I am in a relationship with a vampire and a werewolf.