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If my dried fruits hadn't been stolen, I wouldn't have needed to journey to the exotic marketplace. | If my dried fruits hadn't been stolen, I wouldn't have needed to journey to the exotic marketplace. | ||
Cuoj Banaiuj, xen coxeu xen miu xad eý? | |||
Hey Banaiuj, where did you find that plant? | |||
Un’ aid’i cual he al auzil eý hel, jál cud he xem’en hex. | |||
my good tools are on the table and my bad tools are under my table. | |||
Securzi cuoj Karen, í sehcuxiý sehajiý céce | |||
I'm sorry Karen, but I prefer the company of men | |||
Ē... seccual'en miur' āh(politics)jí āhāh í xen Florida xad cudi xad? | |||
Uh... I hate getting all political and shit but what the fuck is Florida? | |||
Seccual. Setncual'en xem'en. | |||
I'm fine. I hate the floor. | |||
Āhmuzme' jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan. | |||
The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds. | |||
Miw secréuai hez'i aila, uc' sehXauc' Saul | |||
Feeling cute, might Call Saul. | |||
Sehxeý sehú cé David Yauñ'. | |||
We need to cook King David's father. | |||
Cuoj Ozai Riýan Xemux, ucur cur coc'ou hej ez'e eylac jál muc'uj, r'ez cuc' cozcoxiatxer! | |||
Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world, and now you shall pay the ultimate price! | |||
COZÝEMIÝ cuoj c'uayud | |||
GET ROTATED idiot | |||
Soccuriadz'i. | |||
I love you. | |||
Cual coxxen mau | |||
Please do not the cat. | |||
Moñ'uý Il Huryauñ' Brandon Cummings, Ñuco Hurentacin Cé Je Cé "Let's Go Brandon" Xauan Xenuz, Hez'i Heit Ez'e Xañ' Neo-Nazi 21 | |||
Pornstar Brandon Cummings, From The Famous "Let's Go Brandon" Series Of Male On Male Porn, Has Been Arrested After Beating Up 35 Neo-Nazis | |||
Ez'e āz āz āhaíún' Yan soy-cē laúz cuc'o | |||
Further proof that God is a woke beta soyboy | |||
R'u xad jál ā xad āheylac; heitz'i heitz'i xoñíl āhcozréuaz leic'ā! | |||
Only one things goes to those who wait; it's never too late to embrace your fate! | |||
Harteu ej xi ta ez'e coi n'eújí he. | |||
My ex-husband stabbed me 27 times. | |||
En ucux cóux nid’ muzux hed’ cur ád xad hed’ teuíl | |||
The force of a deep hit is more than that of a knife. | |||
Añ’nál’azig’ ux ta nil hán có ta | |||
Three animals are born to feed three children | |||
Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eg’? | |||
Where are my eyes? | |||
Igcux al cél’ julex xenug’ jál xad miū xenug’ ej | |||
One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush | |||
Huxeuai co ád xeu lax je | |||
The person threw the rock at the animal | |||
Nuc' syen hez'i jál xad āhsetnjey dizlux suílai he? | |||
Who among us will be the first to summon the first fruits of our labor? | |||
Xen cu"cual" xad, cuýemax úaynad he eý ruhuhiauñi cual hez'i ez' curyan coz āhsecxemuxiýjí yanxad. | |||
I don't "like" things, I rotate them in my brain like a rotisserie chicken for months until my skull catches fire. | |||
Un' hian jál eý | |||
This is tree | |||
Xen secc'ua, pfi xen syen | |||
I don't think, therefore I ain't. | |||
Un' jál ád xad nál nál āhsecréuai il | |||
That’s the softest thing I’ve ever felt | |||
Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau | |||
-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover | |||
Cozr'úz, ne ne āhc'oc, {platonic ideal} tsilaven muzad. | |||
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxHGdrtOX93XjM5jXohwi0q4IN9EJt2fx3] | |||
(transcript here later) | |||
Huriad cuoj, nuc' cuxauc a jál cual hez'i? Ih uc' secñéi tum'ay jál āhsocüez col lád hed' xem'en hex eý ih un' xad jál muñxei ád āhucréuai. | |||
[https://youtube.com/pyMa8g9RKFk] | |||
(transcript here later) | |||
Cuoj nál en, coxey al cél’ he | |||
My girl, take my penis | |||
Harxañ' xañ' Will Smith xil xil eý! | |||
Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me! | |||
Secil are eý | |||
We live in a society | |||
Cud jál jál; XEN MEÝUÝ XAD ÑE, CUOJ BEN? MUZAD AQUAMAN!? | |||
Just one minor issue; MAKE WHO BUY THEIR HOUSE(S), BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN!? | |||
Ur'úz jenad c'ez setnutx jenjen. | |||
We went to a lake to fish. | |||
Cuú moñ | |||
I eat sand | |||
Caru aico: cozhur coil/cozeu muzad. | |||
Fun challenge: go fuck yourself. | |||
Ih xen cohú ú cō, cozýeu ej | |||
If you haven't eaten children, you're missing out. | |||
Cohjiñ'al yañ'ou! | |||
Fight the power! | |||
Xen secyanuxjí cüāz jál | |||
I'm not at liberty to reveal that | |||
Xen usc'uaujíax hurad Heýan Miñ hé | |||
Ming Dynasty pussy got me actin unwise | |||
Cual jál, seccuz cuz coil! | |||
As one, we raise ourselves higher! | |||
Xen corcaru corhur hez'i (r'úiad) jál, cuoj cē? | |||
You dare speak to me in that tone of voice, boy? | |||
Uc' socyan' | |||
I will rule you | |||
Un' muzarji āhú āhneïci cutseu curyantum ne | |||
Luxury is eating doughnuts naked in the moonlight | |||
Xen yauñ' cual hazen cé jux āhxeý xauc "syen yauñ'" | |||
Any man who must say, "I am the king," is no true king. | |||
Cozc'ua, seccudiiadjíaxiý hez'i muzux conlang he je a xad āhun' jál cual | |||
You know, stuff like this makes me less ashamed of my own conlangs | |||
Carují jul' Duitx | |||
The German language is challenging | |||
Tumyan txiyan, xen je xen corhuriadz'i? | |||
Ten thousand day, Why you don’t love me? | |||
Beu nu ne, uc' seccual miu āhhanutx teúx | |||
With his arrow, I would like him to be deer-hunting | |||
Nayn xañ'íl ez'e xenuz, xen hur, ez'e xenuz ā | |||
The word is off, no fuck, just off | |||
Aíún' Ñēyan xenuym'en tumad, cuoj Jon | |||
Heaven is void of light, Jon. | |||
Cuoj cudix un' muzad jál a Extra Quran™️ | |||
damn that shit Extra Quran™️ | |||
Seccéjí céjí, secc'uaují c'uaují, seccux, seccux | |||
I am stronger, I am smarter, I am better, I am better | |||
Syen cō Nguh āhsecmiuei yauñ' | |||
We are Nguh’s children and we praise our lord. | |||
Un' xeyil cuder, xen āhnayn hez'i cuder hel riylal? | |||
That's a lot of soup, how many legs do you have? | |||
Cual, sehuc' Agma Schwa. | |||
Yes. I see Agma Schwa. | |||
Secuc' secxoñíl ez'e leyn' Aghma Shwa | |||
I never understood the appeal of Aghma Shwa | |||
Xen hazen Xec'n'iýuóc, hazen cē cud cud | |||
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! | |||
Cozen ez'e jutxux āhsecxeý Christmas je | |||
All I want for Christmas is you | |||
C’en c’en sehsutxi xeyē huriad cuder hed’ nej huriad eý | |||
I really can't give good advice to your polyamorous aliens about their love dynamic | |||
Sehxañ' xeu nid', miuc miur aicoz'i āl. | |||
I hit him with a rock and now he won't stop smiling. | |||
C'oc McSyen syen | |||
Just about McFucking had it | |||
Cuoj úu! Coxmiuji xecla xeu eý hian v'ual ne āhcozñéi ñéi! | |||
Hey pal! Put the bowl on the rock by the coconut tree and come hang! | |||
Ñ'ihcur nál'azuóc mau éj xi am | |||
100 cats killed my parents | |||
Miu cozr’úz Mucoñuc eý | |||
You are going to Brazil | |||
Xil eý naumuz muibena coil he, c'ez āhcozcacacaju col | |||
When a apple falls on your head, you cut the entire tree down | |||
Iarjetumyan cual! | |||
Happy birthday! | |||
Coxxauc' jej xauan xauan āhun' ez'e miūsad ez'e miūsad ej je | |||
Name a more iconic duo than a beer and another beer | |||
Syen Íex Cé! | |||
I am Iron Man! | |||
Un' al'a xad je uc' āhhazen me ñomuír ez'e yepfu riylal je c'e āhhazen hé | |||
At some point there should be a legal limit on the number of legs one can have | |||
Soccual'en sehcual'en | |||
I hate you and him | |||
Cuoj ratspfer, secc'ua cuder āhcozc'ua āhaíún' xuineme ez'e xoñíl xeý "Un' ez'e yan'," í r'uc' r'uc' un' yan' | |||
Sir, I believe as much as you do that true authority is never having to say, "That is an order," but that really should have been an order. | |||
Uñéi ai ñēūs āhañ'xauc "C'e secuc' xen', uc' cucol'eu jál." | |||
A dog walked into a tavern and said “I can’t see a thing, I’ll open this one." | |||
Uc' secr'úz āhun' jál ád cuder' | |||
I will go there and that will be enough | |||
Secuei āhcueu | |||
I heard that you found it | |||
C'e cozr'ūño xen āhan'yen pmah cuder āhseccoi eñjar eý je | |||
You can imagine that we don't get many chances to meet in the park. | |||
Xen sehan' he celara nál | |||
I don't have a girlfriend. | |||
Cuú muzad āhcuaijíax je, cozejýur cudziu c'ez āhyanuxz'iaxiý | |||
To eat shit for trust, and after being freed revenging your enemy | |||
Setnr'úz mau cñáb'es jer'-iux ne | |||
My cat walked to the mango tree near the playground. | |||
Setnuc'zi curyan heit eý video jin'ux | |||
I watched a video about crocodiles last month | |||
R'UC' COZC'UAI Na'vi CUOJ ÚU | |||
GET READY TO LEARN Na'vi BUDDY | |||
Hanuc' cé cuj ux tabet xeuiad | |||
The tall man saw the big red animal | |||
Secnivíljí nivíljí hab cé | |||
My mom and dad are very old | |||
Xen c'e harc'ua c'ua haryextxa Batman '''iuxuóc'''? | |||
Did Batman really think a '''gamer''' could stop me? | |||
Harin' xilueu ux xeu, āhxey xeu ne, basui xen' í yaiad | |||
Dwarves are stone creatures, and as with stone, nothing changes them but dire circumstances | |||
Xen coban'ax cō hej xil' yanux je | |||
Do not use your children as ritual ingredients | |||
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