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 I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!
+Whirbuh chugglesbuh.
+You are an apple.
+Villain, I have done thy mother.
+Howdy whipplenorp, xnopyt forwhittling ney hague no whir.
+Xnopyt gudder frupple frupple.
+I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
+You forwhittling nun blyat.
+We do a little trolling.
+Whir bonk daker jon.
+You fuck like a duck.
+An narklewich flubb miqueup yaw dirt harlan noodge.
+Mature crows sing with 5 voices.
+A segerbuh ney oh oof ya farkle spose.
+There were communists who worked against the communist party.
 ==Multiple sentences==
-Lowjayoney we, yonnerbuh ey oh guss pingueup ey maybe ation. An woop no ludge nun urneybuh shucks oh foyup ey knuge bouba keeky no ludge. Guss pingueup ey nah yeah run. Won a guss guive ey oh a murican real oh reelbuh.
+Low jayo ney we, yonnerbuh ey oh guss pingueup ey maybe ation. An woop no ludge nun urneybuh shucks oh foyup ey knuge bouba keeky no ludge. Guss pingueup ey nah yeah run. Won a guss guive ey oh a murican real oh reelbuh.
 According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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 Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-250. Ford.
+===1978 Finnish election (nun kekkonen no perkle no bin dokas use on-yeti seckies)===
+Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen.
+Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen.
 ===Florida Man headlines===
 ==Dialogs==
+==Longer translations==
+===Song translations===
+====I Am The Walrus====
+Xnopytbuh innitbuh whirbuh innitbuh jon whirbuh xnopytbuh jon
+Ah you lupper whizz
+Whoodle ey oh heehoo skidaddle whie a cop jon they nank man ell
+Whoodle ey oh heehoo pingueup ey whie
+Xnopyted dam
+Tuchusup bud cellage dea
+Noarbuh ey oh heppey hyuck quent
+Tshirt no rittle, Sunday waner idgit
+Howdy whirbuh ney cratosebuh fubb
+{"You let your face grow long" here; the rest coming later}
+I am he as you are he as you are me
+And we are all together
+See how they run like pigs from a gun
+See how they fly
+I'm crying
+Sitting on a corn flake
+Waiting for the van to come
+Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
+Man you've been a naughty boy
+You let your face grow long
+I am the egg man
+They are the egg men
+I am the walrus
+Goo goo g'joob
+Mister City policeman sitting
+Pretty little policemen in a row
+See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
+I'm crying, I'm crying
+I'm crying, I'm crying
+Yellow matter custard
+Dripping from a dead dog's eye
+Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
+Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
+I am the egg man
+They are the egg men
+I am the walrus
+Goo goo g'joob
+Sitting in an English garden
+Waiting for the sun
+If the sun don't come you get a tan
+From standing in the English rain
+I am the egg man (now good sir)
+They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
+I am the walrus
+Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)
+Expert, texpert choking smokers
+Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
+See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
+I'm crying
+Semolina Pilchard
+Climbing up the Eiffel tower
+Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
+Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
+I am the egg man
+They are the egg men
+I am the walrus
+Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
+Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo
+Joob, joob, jooba
+Jooba, jooba, jooba
+Joob, jooba
+Joob, jooba
+Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba)
+Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper
+Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
+Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
+Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
+Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
+Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
+Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
+Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
+Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
+Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
+Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
+Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
+Slave
+Thou hast slain me
+Villain, take my purse
+If I ever
+Bury my body
+The letters which though find'st about me
+To Edmund Earl of Gloucester
+Seek him out upon the British Party
+O untimely death
+I know thee well
+A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress
+As badness would desire
+What, is is he dead?
+Sit you down, Father, rest you
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 A pound and ounce of sand eternally hates a kilogram and gram of battery acid.
+Xnopyt meek ney.
+I am in a relationship with a vampire and a werewolf.
+Whuh whuh ey shuck howdy capiche.
+Now listen here you little shit.
+Shucks, buster!
+It just evolved!
+Nanner beer prabeybuh.
+A banana has 100% of its DNA in common with a banana.