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Howdy whipplenorp, xnopyt forwhittling ney hague no whir. | Howdy whipplenorp, xnopyt forwhittling ney hague no whir. | ||
Xnopyt gudder frupple frupple. | |||
I did not have sexual relations with that woman. | |||
You forwhittling nun blyat. | |||
We do a little trolling. | |||
Whir bonk daker jon. | |||
You fuck like a duck. | |||
An narklewich flubb miqueup yaw dirt harlan noodge. | |||
Mature crows sing with 5 voices. | |||
A segerbuh ney oh oof ya farkle spose. | |||
There were communists who worked against the communist party. | |||
==Multiple sentences== | ==Multiple sentences== | ||
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Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-250. Ford. | Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-250. Ford. | ||
===1978 Finnish election (nun kekkonen no perkle no bin dokas use on-yeti seckies)=== | |||
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Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen, Kekkonen. | |||
===Florida Man headlines=== | ===Florida Man headlines=== | ||
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I am in a relationship with a vampire and a werewolf. | I am in a relationship with a vampire and a werewolf. | ||
Whuh whuh ey shuck howdy capiche. | |||
Now listen here you little shit. | |||
Shucks, buster! | |||
It just evolved! | |||
Nanner beer prabeybuh. | |||
A banana has 100% of its DNA in common with a banana. |
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