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Rule 7
Rule 7
Umubey jál xauc'iad.
This sentence is false.
Cual Cual Tumyan Ne-Jernexuñ Nál!
Happy International Women's Day!
Setnú il aí ir'te.
I eat salty dogs.
Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.
Yummy I love fried chicken.
Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.
Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.
Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.
It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.
Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.
Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.
Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je
Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing


==Multiple sentences==
==Multiple sentences==
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Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa
Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa


==Dialogs==
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.
 
I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.


Where is my book?


Oh I think they left it at his house
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
COHSEIXA!!!!
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax


CANCEL HIM!!!!
did nothing to stop slavery


Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?
GUYS please don't SWEAR
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES


Yes I did, he was paddling fast


[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
Muzad. Syen.


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
Damn. I Exist.
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


Un' English muzad muzad.
I would go to wall street if
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


English is complete garbage.
Conlang-uóc:


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Jul'al ñod:
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!


I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Real languages:
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


Cohxauc hey hé...
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding


Dear God, what have you done?!


It was an accident I swear!
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
cūl' air
-unen'zadjí
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


Tell that to their family...
simple pendulum
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon




Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.




"Secú etjeí."
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."
My illiterate ass


"My headache's killing me."
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi




Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
Xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Í secey maý xenuz
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.
Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux


Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals


Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Melchi:
[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
Xen habaux Bowser
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!


Blake:
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Melchi:
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
Bowser doesn't care
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad


Blake:
NOTICE - Frog that way
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible




Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.




Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!


Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
==Dialogs==
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?
 
Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Where is my book?
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


==Longer translations==
Oh I think they left it at his house
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


===Ossetian cowboy verse===
Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?
Did his two eyes flaming red.
 
My heart burns starting to see it,
Yes I did, he was paddling fast
Gods, be my witness to this!
 
 
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej
 
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender
 
 
Un' English muzad muzad.
 
Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
 
English is complete garbage.
 
Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
 
 
Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
 
Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!
 
Cohxauc hey hé...
 
Dear God, what have you done?!
 
It was an accident I swear!
 
Tell that to their family...
 
 
Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál
 
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.
 
 
"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."
 
"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."
 
 
Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
 
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
 
Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
 
Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.
 
 
Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual
 
Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser
 
Blake:
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al
 
Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian
 
Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care
 
Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible
 
 
Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.
 
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.
 
 
Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H
 
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*
 
How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
 
Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*
 
==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:
 
R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.
 
Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.
 
===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!
 
Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!
 
Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!
 
Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!
 
===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.
 
===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.
 
He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.
 
===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl
 
Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je
 
Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj
 
Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal
 
Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die
 
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh
 
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies
 
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes
 
===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
His two eyes flaming red.
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
You be my witness, Oh God!
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


===Navy Seal copypasta===
Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


===Centaurworld poem===
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
You are what you eat, Sonic.
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
Silent, secretive feeling
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
 
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
When he sees the light leaving your eyes
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


===Namárië===
[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
(transcript here later)
 
Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Sonic: "Shadow"
Cual, cusuílai suílai.
[everyone talking]
 
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
 
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.
 
 
Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
 
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
 
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
 
 
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"
 
[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
 
(transcript here later)
 
 
Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
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I was eating yesterday
I was eating yesterday
Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
Please feed the baby some chicken
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
Donation from Civuyiscajrn


==Multiple sentences==
==Multiple sentences==
Line 3,050: Line 3,279:
"Apfája,
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms can't get into (this) monster or that monster."
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).


==Dialogs==
==Dialogs==
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Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."


==Longer texts==
==Longer texts==
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