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Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed. | Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed. | ||
Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem. | |||
It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously. | |||
Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet. | |||
Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important. | |||
Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je | |||
Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing | |||
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CANCEL HIM!!!! | CANCEL HIM!!!! | ||
did nothing to stop slavery | did nothing to stop slavery | ||
CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN | |||
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU | |||
GUYS please don't SWEAR | |||
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES | |||
[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]] | |||
Muzad. Syen. | |||
Damn. I Exist. | |||
[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]] | |||
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih | |||
nayn jeñ'ay a jál | |||
nayn jeñ'ay a jál | |||
nayn jeñ'ay a jál | |||
un' ñuxacex a jál | |||
I would go to wall street if | |||
this was the stock | |||
this was the stock | |||
this was the stock | |||
this was the market | |||
Conlang-uóc: | |||
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i. | |||
Jul'al ñod: | |||
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!! | |||
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard. | |||
Real languages: | |||
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!! | |||
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi | |||
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý | |||
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* | |||
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* | |||
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* | |||
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i | |||
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry | |||
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident | |||
*Hits you with metal pipe* | |||
*Hits you with metal pipe* | |||
*Hits you with metal pipe* | |||
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding | |||
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]] | |||
cūl' air | |||
-unen'zadjí | |||
-suxad | |||
-xeyad āhusutx je juj | |||
cūl' ej | |||
-xen unen'zadjí | |||
-cem'am' | |||
-uepm'i ā | |||
cūl' ñéíemax | |||
-uatseylac xeuail | |||
-suxad xen' | |||
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz | |||
cūl' curux | |||
-usetn'ijí | |||
-colñod xen' | |||
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell | |||
simple pendulum | |||
-periodic | |||
-stable | |||
-useful for timekeeping | |||
double pendulum | |||
-aperiodic | |||
-chaotic | |||
-moderately cursed | |||
inverted pendulum | |||
-finely balanced | |||
-unstable | |||
-becomes stable when vibrated | |||
nightmare pendulum | |||
-forbidden | |||
-unphysical | |||
-summons Maxwell's demon | |||
Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL! | |||
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER! | |||
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral | |||
My illiterate ass | |||
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai | |||
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi | |||
Xen syen co | |||
Syen ta bex nivla eý | |||
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci | |||
Í secey maý xenuz | |||
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux | |||
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu | |||
Xen sechabaux xen syen co | |||
Syen ta bex nivla eý | |||
I am not a person | |||
I'm 3 mice in a coat | |||
And we like to claim it's Gucci | |||
But we got it from a goat | |||
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde | |||
Whatever boats your float | |||
I don't care I'm not a person | |||
I'm 3 mice in a coat | |||
Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux | |||
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals | |||
[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]] | |||
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!! | |||
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!! | |||
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]] | |||
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad | |||
NOTICE - Frog that way | |||
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku | |||
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku | |||
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz | |||
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku | |||
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death | |||
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death | |||
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath | |||
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you | |||
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz! | |||
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing. | |||
==Dialogs== | ==Dialogs== | ||
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I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful. | I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful. | ||
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]] | |||
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri | |||
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil | |||
Please feed the baby some chicken | |||
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil. | |||
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat. | |||
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz | |||
Donation from Civuyiscajrn | |||
==Multiple sentences== | ==Multiple sentences== |
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