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Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed.
Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed. (Also some of these are outdated so I'll fix them later)


(Some of these are outdated so I'll fix later)
See also [[Soc'ul'/Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day]]


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[[File:Please do not the cat Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
Cual coxxen mau
Cual coxxen mau


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Añ’nál’azig’ ux ta nil hán có ta
Añ’nál’aziy ux ta nil hán có ta


Three animals are born to feed three children
Three animals are born to feed three children




Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eg’?
Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad ?


Where are my eyes?
Where are my eyes?




Igcux al cél’ julex xenug’ jál xad miū xenug’ ej
Iycux al cél’ julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej


One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
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Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau
-Soccuj! Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau


-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
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Nun' xañ'íl' uñō ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý
Nun' xañ'íl' zid' ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý


Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
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Xil eý āhtumjí mepfeyoñouóc
Xil eý āhtumjí mepfeyoñouóc:


When the impostor is sus
When the impostor is sus:


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
Jál xil eý āhcumiūj t'uál Barbie je, curuóc ez' muc'uj Barbie
 
Now I am become a Barbie girl, destroyer of Barbie worlds
 
 
Jál xil eý āhseicmiūj muc'uj je, curuóc ez'e lád
 
Now I am become the world, destroyer of deaths




C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.
Cucual cur'ūño cé ñóc' ñeuóc curilax cō


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
My father likes to visit the local school and terrorise the children




Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.
Cuxec Cé nu xaucñ'a.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
I gave the book to Father.




Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Cozhán' hrez'i muj muj, cual cozmuj muj!
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck!
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!




Utumyanz’i
Cozxauc hez'i suiad suiad
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
You're speaking too slowly
that starts with a man
 
who is an Iolan.
 
He is a servant.
Cozxauc hez'i suiad cuder' cuder'
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


You're speaking too slowly


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
Socbecñi


You peel us


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE
Xen cozc'ua āh aíūts Yan ñēyan āhun' je íūil íūcurilz'i hez'i jem'uj xad āhíūatx jál eý muc'uj eý?


Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
Xen secxeý secñ'óc'z'i, āhun' je l'aújonz'i.


I don't have to go to school, because it's the dry season.


-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
Haryen ne
-39 buried, 0 found.


Among us


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.
Xen hez'i jál jál āhsecteirí cozúiladjí r'iyl, í c'en c'en hez'i col.


I don't only consider that your journey is difficult, but altogether impossible.


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.
Seicjeneji phoenix āhíūuats Eastern Europe.


Let's chase the phoenix that covers Eastern Europe.


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))
Ceñ miúx (kinki)


> CAN I KISS YOU
Fresh idiot (kinki)


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


Cozhoñdumaiv cō!


NAYN IL YAIAD
Inoculate your children!
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma


Pfujib pfujib'i cozen moc' ne socib'i


Corxauc corjí
Splish splash your opinions tire me
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


Jin setnuc'zi cud', ji an'uc'zi cud'.


Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
I am not looking for problems, problems are looking for me.


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall


Xen coi secxem'ujz'i.


Soccual'en
I can't stop smoking.
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


Harxauc' ih (uc') suxad hez'i tum'ay.


Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn rum'ian - uc' cozládjí!
They call me if she dies during the night.


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


Xen ji setnc'ua maý.


Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
I am not thinking about goats.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Secsuíljí xen'e ai ñ'in' hex uc'la jál jál.


Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoy uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.
My dog is unemployed and only has one eye.


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


Í ih c'ua uc' āhcuxañ' "ez'e secréuai" váv āhāh, c'ez āhcuryanjí.


Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).
But if she thinks I'm going to write down my "feelings" in here or whatever, she's crazy.


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).


Cuuatsiý hez'i erain Yahāu ád jál uatsíad'


IÁTAN TXICÑ
We the Yahau wear these hats as a mark
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)


Secuexec mēá jen'um eý āhhiandiz nivíl hel


Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
I heard there's a wax apple tree out west that bears white fruits


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!


Nuc' cozjí xad, corteu?


Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
What are you going to do, stab me?


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál ceñ tumyan


Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
A fool follows the sun for a day
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


UC' UC' socmuj coil.


Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
I WILL shit yourself.


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.


Uc' un' ez'e numa c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


SETNCUAL'EN ZEZ SAUMU


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'
I HATE WASPS


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


Xen cozréuzi xad?


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
What are you holding?
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


An'beui hez'i ej ai muzad Gniesbert gaming PC eý


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Mein scheiss Hund Gniesbert ist schon wieder in meinen Gaming pc geklettert


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.
My shitty dog Gniesbert climbed into my gaming PC again




Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
Cud muzad xen añ'habahjí xad cuder jál ruhu?


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
Fucking hell how old is this chicken?




Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
Uc' aícuijiý tumyan je yañ'ou jutxux.


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
All kings should be yeeted into the sun.




Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
Sochuriadz'i, jál ne cozen cé réunal'.


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
I love you, also you are banana man.




Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Āhmuzm'e jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.
Bread, Bread; come feed me.




Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
Huriadz'i hab he celara hej


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
My mother loves your girlfriend




Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
Íún' hé soc'ul' lec'ad ed.
- xauilád Urhaa


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
Soc'ul' has nine tones.
- Urhaa proverb


==Dialogs==
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu
Xen nun' hel jál xañ'íl ád ax av aidi miūj?


Where is my book?
Does that word have high tone or low falling tone?


Oh I think they left it at his house


Syen co


Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
I am a person


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?
C'en cozjen'?


Yes I did, he was paddling fast
Can you swim?




ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN"
Umujuljí mujuljí il jenyan' jál al'a ñeta eý.
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


(transcript here later)
The river is shallower this time of year.




Un' English muzad muzad.
Miuc miuc yanux saz'e!


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
Trans rights now!


English is complete garbage.


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
''Hazen "scrub" cé āhc'ua ācosjí — iuv'ajti "buster"''


''A "scrub" is a guy that thinks he's fine — also known as a "buster"''


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!
Un' aidi aidi, uéiz Scott Pilgrim jál ej nálnál céce pfur


Cohxauc hey hé...
I can't believe scott pilgrim invented both lesbians AND gay men


Dear God, what have you done?!


It was an accident I swear!
Bici ji setnréuzi xec ax mau réú he


Tell that to their family...
haha me and the cat are holding hands




Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Sehuc' "nálnál", "pfur", "Scott Pilgrim" c'ez āhsecjeiñño
C'uayud: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
I saw "women", "gay", and "scott pilgrim" and ran
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


==Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel==
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?


I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
[[File:Scoot Pilgrim.jpg|thumb]]
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
Ulēljí ez'e eu éáiad āhcohcurilaxiý curilaxiý jutxux ta nálnál, pfur, Dar'u Xauc'


The implication that you're terrified of all three women, gays, and Scoot Pilgrim is funny


Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál


Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
Xen secjera
Í cumiuji xauc'iad #translation-activities eý c'ez āhbaxauý cou am


I don't mean to brag
But I posted a sentence in #translation-activities and it was translated by 4 different people


Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual


What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
Uc' setntsireu cuūz yan'il hej ec'r'éu hej xenuz āhsocýem'urax setnjí /j


I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j


Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?


Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
Heitjí heitjí xoñíl āhmiu je ez'e uc' cozen.


It is never too late to become what you might have been.


Ah secuc’


Ah got it
Secc'ua hez'i urzi uc' āhcozxem'án c'éd', jál ne coraul'úz'i coil.


Regrettably, I think you'll overcook our dinner, so lets just eat out.


Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý


No worries, see ya tomorrow
Secxenúilai secxenúilai āhsetneu iyxauc' teñtañ' xañ' tumyan habai je


I stayed up so late that I heard the bells ring to mark the new day.


Oh seccudiz lol


Oh my bad lol
Añ'ñ'alzi sutui r'úl um'iu m'e ai arje xenuz.


A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.


Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’


I sense an IE lang
Coi coryaiad.


End my suffering.


Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u


Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
Cozhabaux, haujin' haulicinz'i jál cuc' ih cohsaumu.


Be careful, that old man will bite you with his gums if you make him mad.


Cual, ñā


Yes, nyaa
Uc' socréuzi jutxux


I will hug all of you


Cozcual tum’ay (:


gn (:
Il, iysuxad iyxoñíl, hazen nálnál cé āhsehcuxiý


Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy


Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej


That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
Hian úu cēj habah hab hé


Their mother’s grandmother’s sibling’s friend’s tree


Xad eý sus cureu 😳


When the impostor is sus 😳
[[File:Soc'ul' DANGER.png|thumb]]
CISÍL
Uc' ují xad cud


DANGER
Something bad might happen


Cozen cozen


No u
Ñomuír zál


Rule 7


Il ji


You have now
Umubey jál xauc'iad.


This sentence is false.


Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý


Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
Cual Cual Tumyan Ne-Jernexuñ Nál!


Happy International Women's Day!


Secuc’ un’ “xen’”


I’ll take that as a no
Setnú il aí ir'te.


I eat salty dogs.


Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he


Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.


Yummy I love fried chicken.


Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i


Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.


Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.


Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u


Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.


It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.


Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol


Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.


Ā cual lol
Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.




Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je


Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing


C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.




En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.




Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.




Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!




Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
There is a day
 
that starts with a man
 
who is an Iolan.
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
He is a servant.
 
He is a priest.
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.




Cud ieuiai
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Skill issue
Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.




Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


Oo which word's "English"?
omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE




Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater




A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.




Cual cual, cun' hej link?
'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xauii je?
Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


Maybe you could focus more on semantics?


=r/Conlangs translations=
> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?
Āhmuzm'e jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.


[https://www.reddit.com/r/conlangs/comments/wxfb4a/the_robots_are_writing_our_translation_challenges]
(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.
> CAN I KISS YOU


=Jolene but cursed=
(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


=Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)=
NAYN IL YAIAD
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
SECCUAL'EN
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
-jerma
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
LIFE IS PAIN
 
I HATE
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
-jerma
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.




Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
Corxauc corjí
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab
 
You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall


"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
Soccual'en
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


(transcript here later)
I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly




Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxauii xen', usxauii xen'! Cual? Corxauii xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


(transcript here later)


Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


(transcript here later)
Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.


=Amhrán na hEascainne=
I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál ).
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
IÁTAN TXICÑ
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
cohuc'zi txicñ
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
COZSEÑ :) :)
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
DUCK GAME
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
look at the duck
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
YOU WIN :) :)
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


=Wallace and Gromit but awful=
Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!


=ConPhon AI translations=
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


(ai dillon) I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?


(ai dillon) Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol


(ai dillon) Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol
Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
(ai dillon) I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


(ai dillon) I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


(ai dillon) For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


(ai dillon) Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


(ai dillon) Fortunately I live in this situation


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!


Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!


(ai dillon) What’s the right word lol


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc


Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne
I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue


(ai fyorr) No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.


Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel


Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan
Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel


(ai kevin) There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate


Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý
Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


(ai kevin) it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel


Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua
I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.


(ai mish) what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


=Original texts=
Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
==Single sentences==
- xauilád Urhaa
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


The cat is stalking a plant
The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
- Urhaa proverb




R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu
JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING




R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.




Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!




Hanpfeú có xaúx
Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


The child interrupted the bird's call
Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C




C’en il setnteu habail’
XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


I’ve never been able to stab children
WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!




Íūzi a R’úýen toc.
Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.




Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


You really hate glottalization don’t you?
Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay




Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?


Come inside, I like talking with you.
Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?




Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.


Don't piss on terrorbirds.
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.




Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
Sectoc' toc xen'e
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"




Numa numa iei
Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.


He escaped by running like hell
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.




Corúuz'i xec
Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.


You and I are friends
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.




Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


I love how you sing.
Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


Setnjen' xem'en


I swam in the deep water
Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?


Why are you so short?
Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!


There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


heroism - kidneys donated


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


I'm good but could be better, you?
Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Cua, auca, auc.


The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.


It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
*Co*.
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Xen *c'o*, *co*.


Sound out the word with me.
*Person*.
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.


Añ'cudixz'i maumau.


Cats are evil.
xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
xen miur'


your balls are not safe
not anymore


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


Ji humuz cé xeu.


The man is sitting on a rock.
Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.


I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?


How much for the parrot in the window?
Iytabdi haibu teu,
Iytabdi saih,
Utabdi miū,
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.


Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Bushes are red,
My garden is on fire.


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Syen jál neixad:
Syen jál xuc':
Syen jál tsiel':


This is my brush:
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:


En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý


I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád


Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.


Cēūshé was here.
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.


I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.


Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý


He put new bowls on the long mat
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
COHSEIXA!!!!
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax


CANCEL HIM!!!!
did nothing to stop slavery


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi


That dumbass thinks I won't notice
CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU


GUYS please don't SWEAR
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES


Xen jíý xad?


What happened?
[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
Muzad. Syen.


Damn. I Exist.


Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai


Go where the Ýans live, lizard
[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


I would go to wall street if
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market


Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'


If you do, I will not see.
Conlang-uóc:


Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Jul'al ñod:
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Real languages:
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus


*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding


I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"


[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
cūl' air
-unen'zadjí
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
simple pendulum
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon


I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon


Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!


C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar


You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
My illiterate ass


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice
Xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Í secey maý xenuz
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off
I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat




Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux
Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux


Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals




Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj
[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!


I love this little gremlin's bonkers
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!


==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.


Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad


NOTICE - Frog that way


Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí


Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
-unknown
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku


Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you


Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'


Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!


==Dialogs==
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}


Tauxa: Hm?


Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
{What are you called?}
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
(What's your name?)
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc'
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
STOP exploring the ocean
(Tauxa, why?)
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
==Dialogs==
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)


Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
Where is my book?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
Oh I think they left it at his house
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)


Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)


Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)


Researcher: Securzi, xen xauii xad “c’uayud”?
Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)


Tauxa: Xauii “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
Yes I did, he was paddling fast
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)


Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
Un' English muzad muzad.
(Who are you talking to?)


Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)


Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
English is complete garbage.
(That explains a lot.)


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)


Tauxa: Xen’.
Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
(Nothing)


Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
Cohxauc hey hé...
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
Dear God, what have you done?!
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)


Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
It was an accident I swear!
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Aíún'...
Tell that to their family...
(It’s…)


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
"Secú etjeí."
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
"My headache's killing me."
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)


Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xauii he.
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)


Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)


Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)


Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
Blake:
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
Melchi:
(Actually you answered another question after…)
Xen habaux Bowser


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
Blake:
(Leave before I make you.)
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


=Original dad jokes=
Blake:
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.


I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


=Original proverbs=
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Cuc’ ñ’ihuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan hé jál.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.


A chicken should see one bad day.


Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H


Cuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan.
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


A chicken should see one bad day.
How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH


Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


Un' xíc' āhleyaxiý c'uatxañ' cé c'uau c'uau āhr'u xenuz c'ualdocüóc hé
==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


A man smart enough to walk away from his hangman deserves a delayed sentence
R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


C'en coxhabzi xeual marco
===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


You can't raise a fried egg
Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


C'en coxhabzi ruhu marco
Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


You can't raise a fried chicken
===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


Añ'xauc añ'riñon tabui lam'am'
He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


The batfish says the lizardfish is ugly
===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozméuitx hez'i nei ih cucual ez'e nanam maioj.
Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Marry fast if you like the taste of charcoal.
Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Uc' udiyem diyem muziven xen coi r'ez āhuuei.
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


An impluvium that won't stop to listen will dry out.
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


Ūtsaúx ūtséá
===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Hummingbird and northern giant hornet
Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


=Original songs (some incomplete)=
Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Aícuj xil xíyad xenuz
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Āhaíyanux cudix
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux ;
Secaí secïubi Xíýan
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
To slay the evil one
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!
We cheered surely for Xíýan


===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
Round-Trip Trader's Lament


Ū
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
Oh
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
What I wouldn't give to land at last


Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
From an endless journey leeward and windward again


Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
The archipelago's riches need me they say


Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer


Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say


Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
But my fate is already tattooed
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
As a slave to this bastard ship,


Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý
(transcript here later)
The hunger for too much in both it and me




Yan'ad Jem'uj
Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
The same rope
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"
 
[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]


=Oldest written Soc'ul' joke=
(transcript here later)
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.


Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.


=Always Look on the Bright Side of Life=
Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'ez'e derec.
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
Āh
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
 
Āhun' āhcuur
(transcript here later)
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
 
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
 
Āh
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
(Cuoj ne)
===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc''Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
 
Cozýeu cudiiad
===Song translations===
Corxec cou āl aico hé
====Jolene but cursed====
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux vauc'
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Miu āhucuc'zi
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
 
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Her leaden voice commands the dead
Āh
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Her hunger will consume us all
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
And even now I hear her call: Jolene
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Cual'en cual'en xec'en , cuoj
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Āhcozcoi xen' je
 
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál , c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


=Original lullaby=
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Cozen eý cé,
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Xen curiljí.
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Cozc'ualz'i nál
Sechiñjí ehc' c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
Āhcohñ'alai
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...


Your father dear is here,
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
So darling do not fear,
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
O have a little dream
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Of maids by the old stream,
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...


=Centaurworld poem=
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xad āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
Singing and laughter will die
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
 
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
 
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Āh
Silent, secretive feeling
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
 
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
Āhun' āhcuur
When he sees the light leaving your eyes
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
 
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
=Another Brick in the Wall=
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Āh
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
(Cuoj ne)
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Āhiylocojí locojí il
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia .
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
 
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"
Cozýeu cudiiad
 
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
 
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Miu āhucuc'zi
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uāz cud jutxux
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen'
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
====Another Brick in the Wall====
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
 
"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"
 
Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e
 
Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux
 
Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne
Lád ne ne
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Cualuño
Cualuño


=Jargalant Altai=
====Jargalant Altai====
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
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Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


=Namárië=
====Ey, Ukhnem====
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Ī, r'úhjí!
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Ī, r'úhjí!
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Ī, r'úhjí!
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
====Soldier, Poet, King====
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux ;
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Yañ'an riýañ'an
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Jál āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an riýañ'an


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


=Love poem=
Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
Upfánz'cual cē David
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.


Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
====Pumped Up Kicks====
They all make me warm and safe.
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
I can't wait another moment
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
To see your face.
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
The gods must not want me to be beside you
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Or me loving you so much.
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz
 
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
 
Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"
 
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
 
 
Cualdum's hand is quick
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
 
Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


=Navy Seal copypasta=
====Í Tokuni====
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
 
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
=Ey, Ukhnem=
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Ī, r'úhjí!
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Ī, r'úhjí!
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
=Í Tokuni=
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
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Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


=Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus=
====One Punch Man opening theme====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
ONE PUNCH!
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
 
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


=Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)=
Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


=Soldier, Poet, King=
One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
 
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
 
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
Cuoj yan yañ'an riýañ'an
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"
 
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"
 
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"
 
(Nobody knows who he is.)
 
Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"
 
HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"
 
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
"Whipping out my fist"
 
(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
 
Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!
 
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"
 
JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"
 
Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!
 
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"
 
Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"
 
HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
(Nobody knows who he is.)
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
 
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
 
Upfánz'cual cē David
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"
 
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"
 
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"
 
(Nobody knows who he is.)
 
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"
 
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"
 
Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
"A HERO alone"
 
I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
 
 
====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará
 
Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby
 
===Translations of Yambot text===
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based
 
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
 
 
Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
 
Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
 
 
Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
 
Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol
 
 
Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
 
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
 
 
Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne
 
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol
 
 
Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
 
For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters
 
 
Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
 
Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
 
 
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
 
Fortunately I live in this situation
 
 
Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
 
What’s the right word lol
 
====Fyorr====
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne
 
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
 
====Kevin====
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan
 
There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
 
 
Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý
 
it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
 
====Mish====
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua
 
what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
 
=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu
 
The cat is stalking a plant
 
 
R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu
 
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
 
 
R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
 
I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
 
 
Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
 
The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity
 
 
Hanpfeú có xaúx
 
The child interrupted the bird's call
 
 
C’en il setnteu habail’
 
I’ve never been able to stab children
 
 
Íūzi a R’úýen toc.
 
R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
 
 
Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
 
You really hate glottalization don’t you?
 
 
Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
 
Come inside, I like talking with you.
 
 
Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
 
Don't piss on terrorbirds.
 
 
Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
 
The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
 
 
Numa numa iei
 
He escaped by running like hell
 
 
Corúuz'i xec
 
You and I are friends
 
 
Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
 
I love how you sing.
 
 
Setnjen' xem'en
 
I swam in the deep water
 
 
Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
 
Why are you so short?
 
 
Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
 
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
 
 
Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
 
I'm good but could be better, you?
 
 
Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
 
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
 
 
Añ'cudixz'i maumau.
 
Cats are evil.
 
 
Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
 
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
 
 
Ji humuz cé xeu.
 
The man is sitting on a rock.
 
 
Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
 
How much for the parrot in the window?
 
 
Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
 
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
 
 
En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý
 
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
 
 
Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
 
Cēūshé was here.
 
 
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý
 
He put new bowls on the long mat
 
 
C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
 
That dumbass thinks I won't notice
 
 
Xen jíý xad?
 
What happened?
 
 
Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
 
Go where the Ýans live, lizard
 
 
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
 
If you do, I will not see.
 
 
Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
 
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
 
 
Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
 
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
 
 
Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
 
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
 
 
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
 
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
 
 
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
 
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
 
 
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
 
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
 
 
Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
 
Weeds will fill your grave.
 
 
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
 
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
 
 
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
 
We suffer more imagining than really being.
 
 
Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
 
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
 
 
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
 
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
 
 
Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
 
My kid's a clutz
 
 
Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
 
It is who made me remake it figurative.
 
 
Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?
 
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?
 
 
Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.
 
I own a shack on the peninsula.
 
 
Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
 
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.
 
 
Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.
 
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.
 
 
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
 
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.
 
 
Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.
 
You nearly killed me.
 
 
C'e uc' tartxe cur cur eý.
 
He can see in the darkest of caves.
 
 
Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.
 
I got this scar in the war.
 
 
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.
 
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.
 
 
Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.
 
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.
 
 
Ucur'e ñéd'.
 
The room was silent.
 
 
R'úz nál cur'e aul'.
 
The mute woman came to the market stall.
 
 
Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.
 
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.
 
 
Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.
 
The only thing I wait for is death.
 
 
Coxxem'uz ux curad.
 
Bury the dead animal.
 
 
Curehc'z'i il hab.
 
Mother's had a heart attack.
 
 
Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.
 
The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.
 
 
Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.
 
Getting cursed was his worst fear.
 
 
Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.
 
The children dislike his scary mask.
 
 
Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.
 
I have no ill will toward the king.
 
 
Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.
 
I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.
 
 
Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.
 
Find me a dark blue flower.
 
 
Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.
 
My copper shipment should've come a month ago.
 
 
Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.
 
This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.
 
 
Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.
 
Pay no mind to the insane old man.
 
 
Sulaúzax curux.
 
The nightmare woke me up.
 
 
C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?
 
Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?
 
 
Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
 
As predicted, he forgot us.
 
 
Haruc' cé.
 
The man saw me.
 
 
Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.
 
The deer's father ran away.
 
 
Añ'céjí xañ'eux.
 
The gorilla is strong.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.
 
After the ritual he was an adult man.
 
 
C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
 
The animal can no longer produce semen.
 
 
Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
 
The penis curves downward.
 
 
Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
 
We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
 
 
Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
 
My sister made a pretty dress.
 
 
Íúsxec a āyan céux.
 
Āyan gave me a brother.
 
 
C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
 
You can't use only strength to hunt.
 
 
Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
 
The wrestler trains to grow strong.
 
 
Haryen cóc.
 
He is my father.
 
 
Hazen jál eý cócou.
 
The uncles are here.
 
 
Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.
 
The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
 
 
Iux jenad eý.
 
The boy played in the lake.
 
 
Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
 
Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.
 
 
Iyútnux réu ej útnad.
 
The other hand was caught in a web.
 
 
Hanútni joñ'ur ta.
 
He caught three big fish.
 
 
Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.
 
The large river otter is eating.
 
 
Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.
 
Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.
 
 
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
 
The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.
 
 
Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.
 
A partially eaten donut was on the ground.
 
 
Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.
 
I love the Knrawi language.
 
 
Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
 
The traders landed in the bay.
 
 
Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
 
The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.
 
 
Seclaúz il juldum eý.
 
I wake up in the afternoon.
 
 
Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
 
You must crush the rice thoroughly.
 
 
Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.
 
He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.
 
 
Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
 
Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.
 
 
Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
 
May you buy some crushed herbs?
 
 
Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.
 
I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.
 
 
Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
 
These ground seeds make a good porridge.
 
 
Nal'nejin cui julex.
 
The sling bullet went through his jaw.
 
 
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
 
The road was trapped with a jutting spear.
 
 
Txadiz julue ñua ne.
 
He filled his mouth with rice.
 
 
Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
 
He suffers from oral cancer.
 
 
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
 
Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
 
 
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
 
The dog licked the master.
 
 
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
 
The man stopped the barely started song.
 
 
Hanjulzí xecla.
 
He slurped from the soup bowl.
 
 
Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
 
I'm too distracted by things to be.
 
 
Un' jál ñe letn.
 
This is the nearly finished house.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
 
You must wait, the translator is sick.
 
 
Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
 
Stay in the shallow part of the river.
 
 
Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
 
He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
 
 
Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
 
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
 
 
Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
 
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
 
 
Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
 
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
 
 
Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
 
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
 
 
Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
 
Events only have the meaning we give them.
 
 
Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
 
You know better than to eat fish.
 
 
Secú etjeí.
 
My headache is killing me.
 
 
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
 
We'll need some edible flowers.
 
 
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
 
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
 
 
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál .
 
Nowadays they get few customers here.
 
 
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
 
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
 
 
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
 
I remember that from back when we were kids.
 
 
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
 
So I maybe lost your axe.
 
 
Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
 
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
 
 
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
 
The string is stretched too far.
 
 
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
 
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
 
 
Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
 
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
 
 
Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
 
He ate it right before it spoiled.
 
 
Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
 
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
 
 
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
 
Fuck, we ran out of food.
 
 
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
 
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
 
 
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
 
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
 
 
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
 
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
 
 
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
 
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
 
 
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
 
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
 
 
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
 
I made the song to show you my love.
 
 
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
 
Banaiuj is the local poet.
 
 
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
 
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
 
 
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
 
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
 
 
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
 
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
 
 
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
 
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
 
 
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
 
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
 
 
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
 
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
 
 
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
 
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.
 
 
Miu secú lepm eý
 
I was eating yesterday
 
 
Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
 
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
 
 
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
 
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
 
Please feed the baby some chicken
 
 
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
 
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
 
 
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
 
Donation from Civuyiscajrn
 
 
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?
 
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
 
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
 
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
 
 
[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
 
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
 
 
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
 
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
 
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
 
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
 
Tauxa: Hm?
 
Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
 
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
 
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
 
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
 
Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
 
Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
 
Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
 
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
 
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
 
Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
 
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
 
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
 
Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
 
Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)
 
Tauxa: Xen’.
(Nothing)
 
Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
 
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
 
Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)
 
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
 
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)
 
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
 
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
 
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
 
Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
 
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
 
Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
 
Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
 
Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
 
Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
 
 
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
 
2: Xen taitu hé?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
 
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
 
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
 
1: Xen xen.
 
1: My kid's turning two!
 
2: What's their name?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
 
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
 
2: So it's not your child?
 
1: Wrong.
 
 
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
 
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
 
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
 
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
 
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
 
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
 
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
 
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
 
 
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
 
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
 
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
 
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
 
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
 
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
 
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
 
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
 
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
 
===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?
 
I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
 
 
Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
 
Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
 
 
Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
 
What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
 
 
Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
 
Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
 
 
Ah secuc’
 
Ah got it
 
 
Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
 
No worries, see ya tomorrow
 
 
Oh seccudiz lol
 
Oh my bad lol
 
 
Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
 
I sense an IE lang
 
 
Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
 
Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
 
 
Cual, ñā
 
Yes, nyaa
 
 
Cozcual tum’ay (:
 
gn (:
 
 
Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
 
That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
 
 
Xad eý sus cureu 😳
 
When the impostor is sus 😳
 
 
Cozen cozen
 
No u
 
 
Il ji
 
You have now
 
 
Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
 
Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
 
 
Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
 
I’ll take that as a no
 
 
Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
 
Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
 
 
Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
 
Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
 
 
Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
 
Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
 
 
Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
 
 
Ā cual lol
 
 
Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
 
 
C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e -suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
 
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
 
 
En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
 
There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
 
 
Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
 
Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
 
 
Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
 
I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
 
 
Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
 
Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
 
 
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
 
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
 
 
Cud ieuiai
 
Skill issue
 
 
Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
 
Oo which word's "English"?
 
 
Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
 
Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
 
 
A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
 
Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
 
 
Cual cual, cun' hej link?
 
 
Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
 
 
Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
 
Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
 
 
Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
 
Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
 
 
Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
 
Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
 
 
Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
 
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
 
 
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
 
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."
 
==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
 
===Love poem===
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
 
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
 
===My horses collect teeth===
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Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
 
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
 
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
 
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
 
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
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Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
 
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
 
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
 
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej , niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
 
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?
 
==Original songs (most incomplete)==
===Hymn to Xíýan===
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Secaí secïubi Xíýan
 
When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
To slay the evil one
We cheered surely for Xíýan
 
 
===Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan (Round-Trip Trader's Lament)===
 
Ū
Oh
 
Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
What I wouldn't give to land at last
 
Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
From an endless journey leeward and windward again
 
Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
The archipelago's riches need me they say
 
Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer
 
Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say
 
Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
But my fate is already tattooed
 
Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
As a slave to this bastard ship,
 
Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý
The hunger for too much in both it and me
 
 
===Yan'ad Jem'uj (The same rope)===
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===Original lullaby===
Cozen eý cé,
Xen curiljí.
Cozc'ualz'i nál
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
Āhcohñ'alai
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...
 
Your father dear is here,
So darling do not fear,
O have a little dream
Of maids by the old stream,
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...
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