Soc'ul'/Corpus: Difference between revisions

(163 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed.
Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed. (Also some of these are outdated so I'll fix them later)


(Some of these are outdated so I'll fix later)
See also [[Soc'ul'/Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day]]


[[Category:Soc'ul' language]]
[[Category:Soc'ul' language]]
Line 82: Line 82:




[[File:Please do not the cat Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
Cual coxxen mau
Cual coxxen mau


Line 112: Line 113:




Añ’nál’azig’ ux ta nil hán có ta
Añ’nál’aziy ux ta nil hán có ta


Three animals are born to feed three children
Three animals are born to feed three children




Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eg’?
Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad ?


Where are my eyes?
Where are my eyes?




Igcux al cél’ julex xenug’ jál xad miū xenug’ ej
Iycux al cél’ julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej


One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
Line 157: Line 158:




Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau
-Soccuj! Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau


-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
Line 461: Line 462:




Nun' xañ'íl' uñō ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý
Nun' xañ'íl' zid' ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý


Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
Line 648: Line 649:




C'uayud miúx (kinki)
Ceñ miúx (kinki)


Fresh idiot (kinki)
Fresh idiot (kinki)
Line 708: Line 709:




Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál c'uayud tumyan
Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál ceñ tumyan


A fool follows the sun for a day
A fool follows the sun for a day
Line 718: Line 719:




Uc' un' ez'e nei c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.
Uc' un' ez'e numa c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.


Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
Line 745: Line 746:




Uc' aícuijiý tumyan je yañ'ou jutxux
Uc' aícuijiý tumyan je yañ'ou jutxux.


All kings should be yeeted into the sun
All kings should be yeeted into the sun.


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
Sochuriadz'i, jál ne cozen cé réunal'.
 
I love you, also you are banana man.
 
 
Āhmuzm'e jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.
 
The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.
 


Huriadz'i hab he celara hej


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.
My mother loves your girlfriend


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.


Íún' hé soc'ul' lec'ad ed.


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.
Soc'ul' has nine tones.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.


Xen nun' hel jál xañ'íl ád ax av aidi miūj?


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Does that word have high tone or low falling tone?
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Syen co


Utumyanz’i
I am a person
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


C'en cozjen'?
Can you swim?


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
Umujuljí mujuljí il jenyan' jál al'a ñeta eý.


The river is shallower this time of year.


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE
Miuc miuc yanux saz'e!


Trans rights now!


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
''Hazen "scrub" cé āhc'ua ācosjí — iuv'ajti "buster"''


''A "scrub" is a guy that thinks he's fine — also known as a "buster"''


-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
Un' aidi aidi, uéiz Scott Pilgrim jál ej nálnál céce pfur
-39 buried, 0 found.


I can't believe scott pilgrim invented both lesbians AND gay men


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.
Bici ji setnréuzi xec ax mau réú he


haha me and the cat are holding hands


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.
Sehuc' "nálnál", "pfur", "Scott Pilgrim" c'ez āhsecjeiñño


I saw "women", "gay", and "scott pilgrim" and ran


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))
[[File:Scoot Pilgrim.jpg|thumb]]
Ulēljí ez'e eu éáiad āhcohcurilaxiý curilaxiý jutxux ta nálnál, pfur, Dar'u Xauc'


> CAN I KISS YOU
The implication that you're terrified of all three women, gays, and Scoot Pilgrim is funny


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


Xen secjera
Í cumiuji xauc'iad #translation-activities eý c'ez āhbaxauý cou am


NAYN IL YAIAD
I don't mean to brag
SECCUAL'EN
But I posted a sentence in #translation-activities and it was translated by 4 different people
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma


Uc' setntsireu cuūz yan'il hej ec'r'éu hej xenuz āhsocýem'urax setnjí /j


Corxauc corjí
I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


Heitjí heitjí xoñíl āhmiu je ez'e uc' cozen.


Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
It is never too late to become what you might have been.


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall


Secc'ua hez'i urzi uc' āhcozxem'án c'éd', jál ne coraul'úz'i coil.


Soccual'en
Regrettably, I think you'll overcook our dinner, so lets just eat out.
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


Secxenúilai secxenúilai āhsetneu iyxauc' teñtañ' xañ' tumyan habai je


Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
I stayed up so late that I heard the bells ring to mark the new day.


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


Añ'ñ'alzi sutui r'úl um'iu m'e ai arje xenuz.


Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Coi coryaiad.


Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoy uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.
End my suffering.


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


Cozhabaux, haujin' haulicinz'i jál cuc' ih cohsaumu.


Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).
Be careful, that old man will bite you with his gums if you make him mad.


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).


Uc' socréuzi jutxux


IÁTAN TXICÑ
I will hug all of you
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)


Il, iysuxad iyxoñíl, hazen nálnál cé āhsehcuxiý


Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!


Hian úu cēj habah hab hé


Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
Their mother’s grandmother’s sibling’s friend’s tree


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


[[File:Soc'ul' DANGER.png|thumb]]
CISÍL
Uc' ují xad cud


Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
DANGER
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Something bad might happen
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


Ñomuír zál


Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
Rule 7


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.


Umubey jál xauc'iad.


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
This sentence is false.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


Cual Cual Tumyan Ne-Jernexuñ Nál!


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'
Happy International Women's Day!


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


Setnú il aí ir'te.


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
I eat salty dogs.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Yummy I love fried chicken.


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!


Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue


Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.


Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel


Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je


Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
==Multiple sentences==
Bread, Bread; come feed me.
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.


Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.


Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
- xauilád Urhaa


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.
- Urhaa proverb


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.


JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
Xen hazen di hed'?
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
Utumyanz’i
 
r’uz āhucécez’i
 
āhIeulanz’i.
Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
There is a day
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.




Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C




XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!




Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater




Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
-Cozleydijí xen'!
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
-You're pointless!
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
-39 buried, 0 found.
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay




Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?
A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.




R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.




Sectoc' toc xen'e
> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


We cut without a knife
(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


> CAN I KISS YOU


Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.


NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma


Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.


Corxauc corjí
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
You tell me to do this,
Aíún' je, secñéiej
He tells me to do that.
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
You're all bastards,
Xen secxahian
Go fuck your mother.


Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


From Him, we come
Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall


Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
Soccual'en
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


==Dialogs==
I hate you
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Where is my book?
Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!


Oh I think they left it at his house
Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!




Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Yes I did, he was paddling fast
Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN"
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


(transcript here later)
Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).


Un' English muzad muzad.


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
IÁTAN TXICÑ
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


English is complete garbage.
DUCK GAME
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
 
Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Cohxauc hey hé...


Dear God, what have you done?!
Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad


It was an accident I swear!
The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


Tell that to their family...


Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
in the wild there is a dead deer
C'uayud: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.


"Secú etjeí."
We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.
Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies




Blake:
Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


Melchi:
In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
Xen habaux Bowser
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Blake:
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


Blake:
Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Melchi:
I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.
Bowser doesn't care


Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


==Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel==
Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?


I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?




Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc


Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue




Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel


What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel




Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.




Ah secuc’
Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


Ah got it
I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.




Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
- xauilád Urhaa


No worries, see ya tomorrow
The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
- Urhaa proverb




Oh seccudiz lol
JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


Oh my bad lol
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING




Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


I sense an IE lang
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.




Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!


Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!




Cual, ñā
Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
 
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Yes, nyaa
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


Cozcual tum’ay (:


gn (:
XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej


That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.


Xad eý sus cureu 😳


When the impostor is sus 😳
Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


 
Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
Cozen cozen
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
 
This freaking song
No u
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay




Il ji
Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?


You have now
Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?




Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.


Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.




Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
Sectoc' toc xen'e
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


I’ll take that as a no
We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"




Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.


Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.




Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.


Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.




Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol


Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


Ā cual lol
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!




Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".


C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?


Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


heroism - kidneys donated


En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi


There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Cua, auca, auc.


The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.


Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii


Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
*Co*.
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Xen *c'o*, *co*.


Sound out the word with me.
*Person*.
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.


Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i


I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
xen miur'


your balls are not safe
not anymore


Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol


Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?


Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.


I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.


Cud ieuiai


Skill issue
Iytabdi haibu teu,
Iytabdi saih,
Utabdi miū,
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.


Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Bushes are red,
My garden is on fire.


Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?


Oo which word's "English"?
[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Syen jál neixad:
Syen jál xuc':
Syen jál tsiel':


This is my brush:
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:


Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o


Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád


Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa


A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?


Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.
 
I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.
 
 
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
COHSEIXA!!!!
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax


CANCEL HIM!!!!
did nothing to stop slavery


Cual cual, cun' hej link?


CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU


Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
GUYS please don't SWEAR
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES




Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
Muzad. Syen.


Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
Damn. I Exist.


=r/Conlangs translations=
Āhmuzm'e jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.


[https://www.reddit.com/r/conlangs/comments/wxfb4a/the_robots_are_writing_our_translation_challenges]
[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.
I would go to wall street if
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market


=Jolene but cursed=
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Conlang-uóc:
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


=Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)=
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Jul'al ñod:
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Real languages:
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
cūl' air
-unen'zadjí
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


simple pendulum
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon
Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!


"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
My illiterate ass


(transcript here later)
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi




Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Xen syen co
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Syen ta bex nivla
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Sonic: "Shadow"
Í secey maý xenuz
[everyone talking]
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Sonic: "Syen jál āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Syen ta bex nivla
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


(transcript here later)


Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


(transcript here later)
[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!


=Amhrán na hEascainne=
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
NOTICE - Frog that way
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


=Wallace and Gromit but awful=
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.


=ConPhon AI translations=
==Dillon==
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc'
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


STOP exploring the ocean
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eiba lēl''?
==Dialogs==
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Where is my book?


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
Oh I think they left it at his house


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i


I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Yes I did, he was paddling fast


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters
Un' English muzad muzad.


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
English is complete garbage.


Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?




Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Fortunately I live in this situation
Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Cohxauc hey hé...


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
Dear God, what have you done?!


What’s the right word lol
It was an accident I swear!


==Fyorr==
Tell that to their family...
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.


==Kevin==
Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.




Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý
"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


==Mish==
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


=Original texts=
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


The cat is stalking a plant
Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
Blake:
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


Hanpfeú có xaúx
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.


The child interrupted the bird's call


Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H


C’en il setnteu habail’
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


I’ve never been able to stab children
How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH


Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


Íūzi a R’úýen toc.
==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


You really hate glottalization don’t you?
Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


Come inside, I like talking with you.
===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


Don't piss on terrorbirds.
===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Numa numa iei
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


He escaped by running like hell
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


Corúuz'i xec
===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


You and I are friends
Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


I love how you sing.
===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


Setnjen' xem'en
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


I swam in the deep water


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


Why are you so short?
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."




Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 "
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]


(transcript here later)


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


I'm good but could be better, you?
Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
 
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
 
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Coi ucuzad heit nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]


(transcript here later)


Añ'cudixz'i maumau.


Cats are evil.
Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
(transcript here later)


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


Ji humuz cé xeu.
===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


The man is sitting on a rock.
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


How much for the parrot in the window?
====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
 
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
Cēūshé was here.
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
 
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
 
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
He put new bowls on the long mat
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
 
Āhun' āhcuur
That dumbass thinks I won't notice
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
 
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
Xen jíý xad?
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
 
Āh
What happened?
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
(Cuoj ne)
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád
Go where the Ýans live, lizard
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
 
Cozýeu cudiiad
 
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
If you do, I will not see.
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


====Another Brick in the Wall====
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"
 
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus


Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


====Jargalant Altai====
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
 
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
====Ey, Ukhnem====
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
Weeds will fill your grave.
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
Setnyan'ux cñá,
 
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
 
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño cuder āhsyen cual ā.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
 
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
We suffer more imagining than really being.
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
====Soldier, Poet, King====
 
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
====Pumped Up Kicks====
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
Suílai r'ūjjí mama
 
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
My kid's a clutz
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i


It is who made me remake it figurative.
Cualdum's hand is quick
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


==Multiple sentences==
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
-xen c’uaijí
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
====Í Tokuni====
-unknown
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


==Dialogs==
Xen cozjí il hez'i
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Tauxa: Hm?
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
{What are you called?}
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
(What's your name?)
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
====One Punch Man opening theme====
(Tauxa, why?)
ONE PUNCH!


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)


Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"


Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
{(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)


Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej , cuoj c’uayud
Power! Get the power! Xil xil coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
(Nobody knows who he is.)
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)


Tauxa: Seccuz.
Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
(No problem.)
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
"Whipping out my fist"


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
(Who are you talking to?)
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
(That explains a lot.)
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
(What was that?)
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Tauxa: Xen’.
Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
(Nothing)
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(Nobody knows who he is.)
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)


Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad ? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


Researcher: Aíún'...
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
(It’s…)
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
(I said I don't wanna know.)
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(Nobody knows who he is.)
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)


Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
"A HERO alone"


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
(Thanks for reminding me.)


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)


Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)


Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
===Translations of Yambot text===
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
(I see, so would you say that…)


Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)


Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
(Actually you answered another question after…)


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
(Leave before I make you.)




1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol


2: Xen taitu hé?
Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


1: Xaucxaucuóc.


2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat


1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


2: Xen pfi xen có hej?


1: Xen xen.
Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


1: My kid's turning two!
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


2: What's their name?


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


2: That's a weird name for a kid.
For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.


2: So it's not your child?
Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?


1: Wrong.
Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?




1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"


2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
Fortunately I live in this situation
"Because they don't need them."


1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"


2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
"Because they have beaks."


1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
What’s the right word lol
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"


2: Xen secc'ua.
====Fyorr====
"I don't know."
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
"But why don't you know?"


2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
====Kevin====
"Please go to sleep."
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


=Original dad jokes=
There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!


What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý


Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel


I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
====Mish====
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


Nuc' har'úño?
The cat is stalking a plant


What did the homesick river otter say?


Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?
R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu


=Original proverbs=
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
Cuc’ ñ’ihuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan hé jál.


A chicken should see one bad day.


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu


Cuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan.
I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.


A chicken should see one bad day.


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu


Un' xíc' āhleyaxiý c'uatxañ' cé c'uau c'uau āhr'u xenuz c'ualdocuóc hé
The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


A man smart enough to walk away from his hangman deserves a delayed sentence


Hanpfeú có xaúx


C'en coxhabzi xeual marco
The child interrupted the bird's call


You can't raise a fried egg


C’en il setnteu habail’


C'en coxhabzi ruhu marco
I’ve never been able to stab children


You can't raise a fried chicken


Íūzi a R’úýen toc.


Añ'xauc añ'riñon tabui lam'am'
R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.


The batfish says the lizardfish is ugly


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?


Cozméuitx hez'i nei ih cucual ez'e nanam maioj.
You really hate glottalization don’t you?


Marry fast if you like the taste of charcoal.


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.


Uc' udiyem diyem muziven xen coi r'ez āhuuei.
Come inside, I like talking with you.


An impluvium that won't stop to listen will dry out.


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.


Ūtsaúx ūtséá
Don't piss on terrorbirds.


Hummingbird and northern giant hornet


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu


Cüaujatnz'i (jál jál) xemux ne
The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes


Fat (only) clarifies with fire


Numa numa iei


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú yazih mïcur
He escaped by running like hell


A thief's grave will be filled with weeds


Corúuz'i xec


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc mïcur
You and I are friends


A graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc muj mïcur, Adziaxiý ladíeú vuz'uóc c'an
I love how you sing.


A bad graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds, a good graverobber's grave will be emptied


Vuz'uóc muj, vuz'uóc c'an
Setnjen' xem'en


good graverobber, bad graverobber
I swam in the deep water




Xen (ban') zid' teu
Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?


A spear tip isn't a thorn
Why are you so short?




Ih jen'ax xad uim coil jenyan' eý c'ez nuc' āhhut'ijaij jenjen xeyad
Ñ'in' yan' miu , cozuc'zi!


If one cleans their asshole in a river they shouldn't be surprised by helpful fish
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!




Jenjen xeyad
Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


Helpful fish
I'm good but could be better, you?




Nanam jenjen xeyad cual muzad
Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.


Helpful fish taste like shit
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.


=Original songs (some incomplete)=
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Secaí secïubi Xíýan


When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
Añ'cudixz'i maumau.
To slay the evil one
We cheered surely for Xíýan


Cats are evil.


Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan
Round-Trip Trader's Lament


Ū
Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
Oh
 
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.


Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
What I wouldn't give to land at last


Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
Ji humuz cé xeu.
From an endless journey leeward and windward again


Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
The man is sitting on a rock.
The archipelago's riches need me they say


Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer


Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say


Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
How much for the parrot in the window?
But my fate is already tattooed


Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
As a slave to this bastard ship,


Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý
Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
The hunger for too much in both it and me


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe


Yan'ad Jem'uj
The same rope


=Oldest written Soc'ul' joke=
En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.


Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones


=Always Look on the Bright Side of Life=
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
Āhun' āhcuur
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
(Cuoj ne)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Āhiylocojí locojí il
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Cozýeu cudiiad
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


=Original lullaby=
Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
Cozen cé,
 
Xen curiljí.
Cēūshé was here.
Cozc'ualz'i nál
 
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
 
Āhcohñ'alai
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...
 
He put new bowls on the long mat
 
 
C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
 
That dumbass thinks I won't notice
 
 
Xen jíý xad?
 
What happened?
 
 
Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
 
Go where the Ýans live, lizard
 
 
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
 
If you do, I will not see.
 
 
Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
 
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
 
 
Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
 
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"


Your father dear is here,
So darling do not fear,
O have a little dream
Of maids by the old stream,
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...


=Centaurworld poem=
Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


=Another Brick in the Wall=
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
 
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.


Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Weeds will fill your grave.
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
 
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
We suffer more imagining than really being.
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


=Jargalant Altai=
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


=Namárië=
Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
 
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
My kid's a clutz
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
 
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
It is who made me remake it figurative.
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


=Love poem=
Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
 
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.


Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.


=Navy Seal copypasta=
Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux , xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


=Ey, Ukhnem=
I own a shack on the peninsula.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


=Í Tokuni=
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
 
Secuc' a uain'se
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
 
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


=Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus=
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


=Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)=
Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.
 
You nearly killed me.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


=Soldier, Poet, King=
C'e uc' tartxe cur cur .
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
He can see in the darkest of caves.
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


==Pumped Up Kicks==
Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
I got this scar in the war.
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
 
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
 
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.


Cualdum's hand is quick
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
 
He has a tobacco leaf
 
Hanging from his mouth, he's a wildman
Ucur'e ñéd'.
He found a pretty bow to use
 
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
The room was silent.
What it is I don't know
 
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you
 
R'úz nál cur'e aul'.
 
The mute woman came to the market stall.
 
 
Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
The only thing I wait for is death.
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


=My horses collect teeth=
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'


Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
Coxxem'uz ux curad.


Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
Bury the dead animal.


Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'


=Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)=
Curehc'z'i il hab.
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci


Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
Mother's had a heart attack.


=Permechikan showcase text=
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū curil.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


=One Punch Man opening theme=
ONE PUNCH!


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
Getting cursed was his worst fear.
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"
 
The children dislike his scary mask.


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
I have no ill will toward the king.
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.


Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.
"Whipping out my fist"


(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
Find me a dark blue flower.


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
My copper shipment should've come a month ago.
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Pay no mind to the insane old man.


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Sulaúzax curux.
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"
 
The nightmare woke me up.
 
 
C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?
 
Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?
 


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
As predicted, he forgot us.
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
Haruc' cé.
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
The man saw me.
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
"A HERO alone"


I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.


=Ossetian cowboy verse=
The deer's father ran away.
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Añ'céjí xañ'eux.
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
The gorilla is strong.
His two eyes flaming red.
 
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
 
You be my witness, Oh God!
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.
 
After the ritual he was an adult man.
 
 
C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
 
The animal can no longer produce semen.
 
 
Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
 
The penis curves downward.
 
 
Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
 
We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
 
 
Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
 
My sister made a pretty dress.
 
 
Íúsxec a āyan céux.
 
Āyan gave me a brother.
 
 
C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
 
You can't use only strength to hunt.
 
 
Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
 
The wrestler trains to grow strong.
 
 
Haryen cóc.
 
He is my father.
 
 
Hazen jál eý cócou.
 
The uncles are here.
 
 
Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.
 
The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
 
 
Iux cē jenad eý.
 
The boy played in the lake.
 
 
Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
 
Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.
 
 
Iyútnux réu ej útnad.
 
The other hand was caught in a web.
 
 
Hanútni joñ'ur ta.
 
He caught three big fish.
 
 
Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.
 
The large river otter is eating.
 
 
Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.
 
Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.
 
 
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
 
The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.
 
 
Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.
 
A partially eaten donut was on the ground.
 
 
Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.
 
I love the Knrawi language.
 
 
Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
 
The traders landed in the bay.
 
 
Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
 
The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.
 
 
Seclaúz il juldum eý.
 
I wake up in the afternoon.
 
 
Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
 
You must crush the rice thoroughly.
 
 
Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.
 
He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.
 
 
Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
 
Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.
 
 
Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
 
May you buy some crushed herbs?
 
 
Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.
 
I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.
 
 
Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
 
These ground seeds make a good porridge.
 
 
Nal'nejin cui julex.
 
The sling bullet went through his jaw.
 
 
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
 
The road was trapped with a jutting spear.
 
 
Txadiz julue ñua ne.
 
He filled his mouth with rice.
 
 
Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
 
He suffers from oral cancer.
 
 
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
 
Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
 
 
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
 
The dog licked the master.
 
 
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
 
The man stopped the barely started song.
 
 
Hanjulzí xecla.
 
He slurped from the soup bowl.
 
 
Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
 
I'm too distracted by things to be.
 
 
Un' jál ñe letn.
 
This is the nearly finished house.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
 
You must wait, the translator is sick.
 
 
Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
 
Stay in the shallow part of the river.
 
 
Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
 
He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
 
 
Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
 
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
 
 
Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
 
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
 
 
Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
 
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
 
 
Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
 
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
 
 
Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
 
Events only have the meaning we give them.
 
 
Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
 
You know better than to eat fish.
 
 
Secú etjeí.
 
My headache is killing me.
 
 
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
 
We'll need some edible flowers.
 
 
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
 
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
 
 
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
 
Nowadays they get few customers here.
 
 
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
 
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
 
 
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
 
I remember that from back when we were kids.
 
 
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
 
So I maybe lost your axe.
 
 
Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
 
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
 
 
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
 
The string is stretched too far.
 
 
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
 
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
 
 
Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
 
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
 
 
Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
 
He ate it right before it spoiled.
 
 
Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
 
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
 
 
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
 
Fuck, we ran out of food.
 
 
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
 
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
 
 
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
 
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
 
 
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
 
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
 
 
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
 
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
 
 
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
 
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
 
 
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
 
I made the song to show you my love.
 
 
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
 
Banaiuj is the local poet.
 
 
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
 
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
 
 
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
 
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
 
 
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
 
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
 
 
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
 
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
 
 
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
 
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
 
 
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
 
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
 
 
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
 
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.
 
 
Miu secú lepm eý
 
I was eating yesterday
 
 
Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
 
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
 
 
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
 
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
 
Please feed the baby some chicken
 
 
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
 
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
 
 
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
 
Donation from Civuyiscajrn
 
 
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?
 
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
 
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
 
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
 
 
[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
 
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
 
 
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
 
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
 
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
 
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
 
Tauxa: Hm?
 
Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
 
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
 
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
 
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
 
Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
 
Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
 
Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
 
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
 
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
 
Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
 
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
 
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
 
Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
 
Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)
 
Tauxa: Xen’.
(Nothing)
 
Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
 
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
 
Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)
 
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
 
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)
 
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
 
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
 
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
 
Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
 
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
 
Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
 
Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
 
Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
 
Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
 
 
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
 
2: Xen taitu hé?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
 
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
 
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
 
1: Xen xen.
 
1: My kid's turning two!
 
2: What's their name?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
 
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
 
2: So it's not your child?
 
1: Wrong.
 
 
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
 
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
 
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
 
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
 
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
 
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
 
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
 
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
 
 
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
 
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
 
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
 
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
 
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
 
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
 
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
 
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
 
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
 
===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?
 
I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
 
 
Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
 
Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
 
 
Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
 
What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
 
 
Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
 
Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
 
 
Ah secuc’
 
Ah got it
 
 
Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
 
No worries, see ya tomorrow
 
 
Oh seccudiz lol
 
Oh my bad lol
 
 
Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
 
I sense an IE lang
 
 
Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
 
Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
 
 
Cual, ñā
 
Yes, nyaa
 
 
Cozcual tum’ay (:
 
gn (:
 
 
Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
 
That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
 
 
Xad eý sus cureu 😳
 
When the impostor is sus 😳
 
 
Cozen cozen
 
No u
 
 
Il ji
 
You have now
 
 
Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
 
Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
 
 
Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
 
I’ll take that as a no
 
 
Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
 
Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
 
 
Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
 
Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
 
 
Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
 
Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
 
 
Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
 
 
Ā cual lol
 
 
Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
 
 
C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
 
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
 
 
En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
 
There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
 
 
Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
 
Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
 
 
Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
 
I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
 
 
Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
 
Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
 
 
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
 
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
 
 
Cud ieuiai
 
Skill issue
 
 
Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
 
Oo which word's "English"?
 
 
Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
 
Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
 
 
A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
 
Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
 
 
Cual cual, cun' hej link?
 
 
Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
 
 
Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
 
Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
 
 
Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
 
Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
 
 
Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
 
Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
 
 
Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
 
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
 
 
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
 
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."
 
==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
 
===Love poem===
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
 
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
 
===My horses collect teeth===
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
 
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
 
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
 
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
 
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
 
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
 
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
 
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
 
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?
 
==Original songs (most incomplete)==
===Hymn to Xíýan===
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Secaí secïubi Xíýan
 
When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
To slay the evil one
We cheered surely for Xíýan
 
 
===Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan (Round-Trip Trader's Lament)===
 
Ū
Oh
 
Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
What I wouldn't give to land at last
 
Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
From an endless journey leeward and windward again
 
Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
The archipelago's riches need me they say
 
Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer
 
Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say
 
Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
But my fate is already tattooed
 
Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
As a slave to this bastard ship,
 
Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý
The hunger for too much in both it and me
 
 
===Yan'ad Jem'uj (The same rope)===
???
 
===Original lullaby===
Cozen eý cé,
Xen curiljí.
Cozc'ualz'i nál
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
Āhcohñ'alai
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...
 
Your father dear is here,
So darling do not fear,
O have a little dream
Of maids by the old stream,
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...
40,610

edits