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Cual coxxen mau
Cual coxxen mau


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Añ’nál’azig’ ux ta nil hán có ta
Añ’nál’aziy ux ta nil hán có ta


Three animals are born to feed three children
Three animals are born to feed three children




Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eg’?
Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad ?


Where are my eyes?
Where are my eyes?




Igcux al cél’ julex xenug’ jál xad miū xenug’ ej
Iycux al cél’ julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej


One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
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Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau
-Soccuj! Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau


-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
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Nun' xañ'íl' uñō ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý
Nun' xañ'íl' zid' ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý


Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
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C'uayud miúx (kinki)
Ceñ miúx (kinki)


Fresh idiot (kinki)
Fresh idiot (kinki)
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Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál c'uayud tumyan
Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál ceñ tumyan


A fool follows the sun for a day
A fool follows the sun for a day
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Uc' un' ez'e nei c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.
Uc' un' ez'e numa c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.


Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
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I love you, also you are banana man.
I love you, also you are banana man.


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
Āhmuzm'e jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.


The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
Huriadz'i hab he celara hej


My mother loves your girlfriend


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
Íún' hé soc'ul' lec'ad ed.


Soc'ul' has nine tones.


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
Xen nun' hel jál xañ'íl ád ax av aidi miūj?
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Does that word have high tone or low falling tone?


Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
Syen co
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


I am a person


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
C'en cozjen'?
 
Can you swim?
 


Umujuljí mujuljí il jenyan' jál al'a ñeta eý.


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE
The river is shallower this time of year.


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


Miuc miuc yanux saz'e!


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý
Trans rights now!


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater


''Hazen "scrub" cé āhc'ua ācosjí — iuv'ajti "buster"''


-Cozleydijí xen'!
''A "scrub" is a guy that thinks he's fine — also known as a "buster"''
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


Un' aidi aidi, uéiz Scott Pilgrim jál ej nálnál céce pfur


'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál
I can't believe scott pilgrim invented both lesbians AND gay men


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Bici ji setnréuzi xec ax mau réú he


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.
haha me and the cat are holding hands


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


Sehuc' "nálnál", "pfur", "Scott Pilgrim" c'ez āhsecjeiñño


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?
I saw "women", "gay", and "scott pilgrim" and ran


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


> CAN I KISS YOU
[[File:Scoot Pilgrim.jpg|thumb]]
Ulēljí ez'e eu éáiad āhcohcurilaxiý curilaxiý jutxux ta nálnál, pfur, Dar'u Xauc'


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))
The implication that you're terrified of all three women, gays, and Scoot Pilgrim is funny




NAYN IL YAIAD
Xen secjera
SECCUAL'EN
Í cumiuji xauc'iad #translation-activities eý c'ez āhbaxauý cou am
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
I don't mean to brag
I HATE
But I posted a sentence in #translation-activities and it was translated by 4 different people
-jerma




Corxauc corjí
Uc' setntsireu cuūz yan'il hej ec'r'éu hej xenuz āhsocýem'urax setnjí /j
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.




Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
Heitjí heitjí xoñíl āhmiu je ez'e uc' cozen.


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
It is never too late to become what you might have been.




Soccual'en
Secc'ua hez'i urzi uc' āhcozxem'án c'éd', jál ne coraul'úz'i coil.
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
Regrettably, I think you'll overcook our dinner, so lets just eat out.
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly




Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
Secxenúilai secxenúilai āhsetneu iyxauc' teñtañ' xañ' tumyan habai je


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!
I stayed up so late that I heard the bells ring to mark the new day.




Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
'ñ'alzi sutui r'úl um'iu m'e ai arje xenuz.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.




Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoy uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.
Coi coryaiad.


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.
End my suffering.




Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).
Cozhabaux, haujin' haulicinz'i jál cuc' ih cohsaumu.


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
Be careful, that old man will bite you with his gums if you make him mad.




IÁTAN TXICÑ
Uc' socréuzi jutxux
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
I will hug all of you
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)




Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
Il, iysuxad iyxoñíl, hazen nálnál cé āhsehcuxiý


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy




Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
Hian úu cēj habah hab hé


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.
Their mother’s grandmother’s sibling’s friend’s tree




Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
[[File:Soc'ul' DANGER.png|thumb]]
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
CISÍL
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Uc' ují xad cud
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
DANGER
white grass grows to cover it
Something bad might happen
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her




Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
Ñomuír zál


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.
Rule 7




Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Umubey jál xauc'iad.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
 
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
This sentence is false.
Cozc'uáí.


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


Cual Cual Tumyan Ne-Jernexuñ Nál!


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'
Happy International Women's Day!


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


Setnú il aí ir'te.


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
I eat salty dogs.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Yummy I love fried chicken.


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!


Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue


Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.


Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel


Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je


Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
==Multiple sentences==
Bread, Bread; come feed me.
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.


Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.


Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
- xauilád Urhaa


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.
- Urhaa proverb


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.


JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
Xen hazen di hed'?
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!


A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.


Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater


Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?


Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.


Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


Sectoc' toc xen'e
> CAN I KISS YOU
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
 
Cozen jál jál yal
(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma


Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.


Corxauc corjí
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.


Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


From Him, we come
Soccual'en
To Him, we go back
Coban' netsúazuóc
He doesn't order to hate people
Cozýocjí
Let's not argue
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí
 
I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly




Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!
Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


==Dialogs==
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu
Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.


Where is my book?
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Oh I think they left it at his house


Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.


Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?
Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).


Yes I did, he was paddling fast
I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).




ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN"
IÁTAN TXICÑ
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
cohuc'zi txicñ
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
COZSEÑ :) :)
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


(transcript here later)
DUCK GAME
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)




Un' English muzad muzad.
Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!


English is complete garbage.


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!
Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


Cohxauc hey hé...
in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


Dear God, what have you done?!


It was an accident I swear!
Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.


Tell that to their family...
We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.




Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
C'uayud: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.




"Secú etjeí."
Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


"My headache's killing me."
Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."




Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.
Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Melchi:
Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
Xen habaux Bowser


Blake:
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Melchi:
Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
Bowser doesn't care


Blake:
I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


==Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)==
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?


I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel


Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál


Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual


What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.


Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?


Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
- xauilád Urhaa


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
- Urhaa proverb


Ah secuc’
Ah got it


JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


No worries, see ya tomorrow


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


Oh seccudiz lol
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.


Oh my bad lol


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!


Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!


I sense an IE lang


Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


Nothaway’s catlang confirmed


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


Cual, ñā
WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


Yes, nyaa


Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.


Cozcual tum’ay (:
A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.


gn (:


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’


Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?


Xad eý sus cureu 😳
Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?


When the impostor is sus 😳


R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.


Cozen cozen
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


No u


Sectoc' toc xen'e
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


Il ji
We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


You have now


Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.


Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.


Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.


Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.


I’ll take that as a no


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue




Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!




Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".




Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


heroism - kidneys donated


Ā cual lol


Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Cua, auca, auc.


Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.




C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
*Co*.
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Xen *c'o*, *co*.


Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
Sound out the word with me.
*Person*.
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.




En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
xen miur'


There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
your balls are not safe
not anymore




Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs




Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.


I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.




Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
Iytabdi haibu teu,
Iytabdi saih,
Utabdi miū,
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.


Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Bushes are red,
My garden is on fire.




Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Syen jál neixad:
Syen jál xuc':
Syen jál tsiel':


Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
This is my brush:
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:




Cud ieuiai
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád


Skill issue
Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa




Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.


Oo which word's "English"?
I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.




Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
COHSEIXA!!!!
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax


Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
CANCEL HIM!!!!
did nothing to stop slavery




A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU


Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
GUYS please don't SWEAR
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES




Cual cual, cun' hej link?
[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
Muzad. Syen.


Damn. I Exist.


Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual


[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
I would go to wall street if
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market


Maybe you could focus more on semantics?


Conlang-uóc:


Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Jul'al ñod:
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!


Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Real languages:
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!




Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding




Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
cūl' air
-unen'zadjí
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
simple pendulum
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon


=Jolene but cursed=
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


=Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)=
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
You are what you eat, Sonic.
My illiterate ass
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
Xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Í secey maý xenuz
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat




"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad""miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals


(transcript here later)


[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad


(transcript here later)
NOTICE - Frog that way




Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you


(transcript here later)


=Amhrán na hEascainne=
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!
Xen cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
un' xen' xen' jál ñél āhcuxeý cuuc'
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
STOP exploring the ocean
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
==Dialogs==
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Where is my book?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


=Wallace and Gromit but awful=
Oh I think they left it at his house
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


=ConPhon AI translations=
Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
==Dillon==
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
Yes I did, he was paddling fast


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


Un' English muzad muzad.


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
English is complete garbage.


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol
Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
Cohxauc hey hé...


For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters
Dear God, what have you done?!


It was an accident I swear!


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
Tell that to their family...


Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


Fortunately I live in this situation


"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


What’s the right word lol


==Fyorr==
Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.


==Kevin==
Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.




Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý
Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


==Mish==
Blake:
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


=Original texts=
Melchi:
==Single sentences==
Bowser doesn't care
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


The cat is stalking a plant
Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible




R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu
Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.




R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity
==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Hanpfeú có xaúx
Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


The child interrupted the bird's call
===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


C’en il setnteu habail’
Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


I’ve never been able to stab children
Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


Íūzi a R’úýen toc.
===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


You really hate glottalization don’t you?
Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Come inside, I like talking with you.
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


Don't piss on terrorbirds.
===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


Numa numa iei
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


He escaped by running like hell
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.




Corúuz'i xec
Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


You and I are friends
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx


I love how you sing.
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]


Setnjen' xem'en
(transcript here later)


I swam in the deep water
Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
Why are you so short?
Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]


I'm good but could be better, you?
(transcript here later)




Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


(transcript here later)


'cudixz'i maumau.
===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Cats are evil.
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.
 
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.


===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Ji humuz cé xeu.
Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


The man is sitting on a rock.
====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u ?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


How much for the parrot in the window?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý
====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
 
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
 
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Eylac il Cēūshé jál .
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
 
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Cēūshé was here.
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
 
Āhun' āhcuur
He put new bowls on the long mat
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
 
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
 
Āh
That dumbass thinks I won't notice
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
(Cuoj ne)
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Xen jíý xad?
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád
What happened?
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
 
Cozýeu cudiiad
 
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
Go where the Ýans live, lizard
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
 
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
 
Miu āhucuc'zi
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


If you do, I will not see.
====Another Brick in the Wall====
 
Cuj tata xec'en ne
 
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


====Jargalant Altai====
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
 
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
====Ey, Ukhnem====
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
Weeds will fill your grave.
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
Setnyan'ux cñá,
 
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
 
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño cuder āhsyen cual ā.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
 
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
We suffer more imagining than really being.
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
====Soldier, Poet, King====
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
 
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
 
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


====Pumped Up Kicks====
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


My kid's a clutz
Suílai r'ūjjí mama
 
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
 
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


It is who made me remake it figurative.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.


Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
Cualdum's hand is quick
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
Daddy's working long
-xen c’uaijí
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
 
And he's bringing me a surprise
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
-unknown
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
====Í Tokuni====
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


==Dialogs==
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Tauxa: Hm?
Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
Xen cozjí il hez'i
{What are you called?}
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
(What's your name?)
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
(Tauxa, why?)
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
====One Punch Man opening theme====
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
ONE PUNCH!


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad ?
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
{(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)


Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"


Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)


Tauxa: Seccuz.
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
(No problem.)
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Nobody knows who he is.)
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)


Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
(Who are you talking to?)
"Whipping out my fist"


Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)


Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
(That explains a lot.)
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
(What was that?)
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Tauxa: Xen’.
Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
(Nothing)
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” .
HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


Researcher: Aíún'...
(Nobody knows who he is.)
(It’s…)


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
(I said I don't wanna know.)
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál úd’ xad ej?
HERO, coi cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(Nobody knows who he is.)
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
(Thanks for reminding me.)
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
"A HERO alone"
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)


Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
(I'm not sure what you mean.)


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)


Tauxa: Jál ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby
(I see, so would you say that…)


Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
===Translations of Yambot text===
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
(Actually you answered another question after…)


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?


1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?


2: Xen taitu hé?


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol


2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.


2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat


1: Xen xen.
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


1: My kid's turning two!


2: What's their name?
Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


2: That's a weird name for a kid.


1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


2: So it's not your child?
For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


1: Wrong.


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?


1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"


2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."


1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
"But why don't they need them?"


2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
Fortunately I live in this situation
"Because they have beaks."


1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"


2: Xen secc'ua.
Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
"I don't know."


1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
What’s the right word lol
"But why don't you know?"


2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
====Fyorr====
"Please go to sleep."
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


=Original dad jokes=
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!


What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
====Kevin====
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate


Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.


I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel


Xen 'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
====Mish====
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


Nuc' har'úño?
what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


What did the homesick river otter say?
=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?
The cat is stalking a plant


=Original proverbs=
Cuc’ ñ’ihuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan hé jál.


A chicken should see one bad day.
R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.


Cuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan.


A chicken should see one bad day.
R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.


Un' xíc' āhleyaxiý c'uatxañ' cé c'uau c'uau āhr'u xenuz c'ualdocuóc hé


A man smart enough to walk away from his hangman deserves a delayed sentence
Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


C'en coxhabzi xeual marco


You can't raise a fried egg
Hanpfeú có xaúx


The child interrupted the bird's call


C'en coxhabzi ruhu marco


You can't raise a fried chicken
C’en il setnteu habail’


I’ve never been able to stab children


Añ'xauc añ'riñon tabui lam'am'


The batfish says the lizardfish is ugly
Íūzi a R’úýen toc.


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.


Cozméuitx hez'i nei ih cucual ez'e nanam maioj.


Marry fast if you like the taste of charcoal.
Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?


You really hate glottalization don’t you?


Uc' udiyem diyem muziven xen coi r'ez āhuuei.


An impluvium that won't stop to listen will dry out.
Ñéi, soccual socxauc.


Come inside, I like talking with you.


Ūtsaúx ūtséá


Hummingbird and northern giant hornet
Xen coxmuj xacur eý.


Don't piss on terrorbirds.


Cüaujatnz'i (jál jál) xemux ne


Fat (only) clarifies with fire
Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú yazih mïcur


A thief's grave will be filled with weeds
Numa numa iei


He escaped by running like hell


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc mïcur


A graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds
Corúuz'i xec


You and I are friends


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc muj mïcur, Adziaxiý ladíeú vuz'uóc c'an


A bad graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds, a good graverobber's grave will be emptied
Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx


Vuz'uóc muj, vuz'uóc c'an
I love how you sing.


good graverobber, bad graverobber


Setnjen' xem'en


Xen (ban') zid' teu
I swam in the deep water


A spear tip isn't a thorn


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?


Ih jen'ax xad uim coil jenyan' eý c'ez nuc' āhhut'ijaij jenjen xeyad
Why are you so short?


If one cleans their asshole in a river they shouldn't be surprised by helpful fish


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!


Jenjen xeyad
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!


Helpful fish


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


Nanam jenjen xeyad cual muzad
I'm good but could be better, you?


Helpful fish taste like shit


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.


Ih cohyepfu ñuimaj miúx āhcozjeyc'enz'i
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.


If you count shades of green go coastward


Añ'cudixz'i maumau.


R'u xauauñ'an cud xeuayañ'an xenuz
Cats are evil.


Bad merchants go around bad Xeuayans


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.


Xauan cud, xeuayan cud
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.


Bad merchant, bad Xeuayan


Ji humuz cé xeu.


Neji sutxiux xen'e āhñ'iban' sutxiux
The man is sitting on a rock.


He runs without a message, which is the message


=Original songs (some incomplete)=
Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u ?
Aícuj xil xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Secaí secïubi Xíýan


When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
How much for the parrot in the window?
To slay the evil one
We cheered surely for Xíýan




Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan
Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
Round-Trip Trader's Lament


Ū
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
Oh


Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
What I wouldn't give to land at last


Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý
From an endless journey leeward and windward again


Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
The archipelago's riches need me they say


Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer


Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say


Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
Cēūshé was here.
But my fate is already tattooed


Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
As a slave to this bastard ship,


Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' syen eý
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj
The hunger for too much in both it and me


He put new bowls on the long mat
C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
That dumbass thinks I won't notice
Xen jíý xad?
What happened?


Yan'ad Jem'uj
The same rope


=Oldest written Soc'ul' joke=
Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
Go where the Ýans live, lizard
 
 
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
 
If you do, I will not see.


Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.


=Always Look on the Bright Side of Life=
Xil āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
 
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
 
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
 
Āh
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
 
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
Āhun' āhcuur
 
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
 
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
(Cuoj ne)
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Āhiylocojí locojí il
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Cozýeu cudiiad
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


=Original lullaby=
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
Cozen eý cé,
Xen curiljí.
Cozc'ualz'i nál
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
Āhcohñ'alai
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...


Your father dear is here,
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
So darling do not fear,
 
O have a little dream
 
Of maids by the old stream,
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...


=Centaurworld poem=
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
Weeds will fill your grave.
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


=Another Brick in the Wall=
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"
We suffer more imagining than really being.


Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
 
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
My kid's a clutz
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
 
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"
 
Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
It is who made me remake it figurative.
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


=Jargalant Altai=
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
 
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
I own a shack on the peninsula.
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


=Namárië=
Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


=Love poem=
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.


Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.


=Navy Seal copypasta=
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


=Ey, Ukhnem=
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


=Í Tokuni=
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu
Cozen āl āhcorcur.
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
 
Secuc' a uain'se
You nearly killed me.
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
 
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
C'e uc' tartxe cur cur .
Secr'u cum'ay jál
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
He can see in the darkest of caves.
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
I got this scar in the war.
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


=Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus=
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


=Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)=
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.
 
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


=Soldier, Poet, King=
Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


==Pumped Up Kicks==
Ucur'e ñéd'.
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
The room was silent.
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
 
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
 
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
R'úz nál cur'e aul'.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
The mute woman came to the market stall.
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.


Cualdum's hand is quick
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
 
He has a tobacco leaf
 
Hanging from his mouth, he's a wildman
Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.
He found a pretty bow to use
 
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
The only thing I wait for is death.
What it is I don't know
 
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you
 
Coxxem'uz ux curad.
 
Bury the dead animal.
 
 
Curehc'z'i il hab.


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Mother's had a heart attack.
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


=My horses collect teeth=
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Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'


Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.


Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
Getting cursed was his worst fear.


Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'


=Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)=
Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.
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Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci


Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
The children dislike his scary mask.


=Permechikan showcase text=
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Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
I have no ill will toward the king.
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


=One Punch Man opening theme=
ONE PUNCH!


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"
 
Find me a dark blue flower.


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Power! Get the power! Xil xil coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en .
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
My copper shipment should've come a month ago.
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.


Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.
"Whipping out my fist"


(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
Pay no mind to the insane old man.


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
Sulaúzax curux.
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
The nightmare woke me up.
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
As predicted, he forgot us.


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Haruc' cé.
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"
 
The man saw me.
 
 
'jeiñño cé teúx.
 
The deer's father ran away.
 


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
'céjí xañ'eux.
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
The gorilla is strong.
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
"A HERO alone"


I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.


=Ossetian cowboy verse=
After the ritual he was an adult man.
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Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
The animal can no longer produce semen.
His two eyes flaming red.
 
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
 
You be my witness, Oh God!
Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
 
The penis curves downward.
 
 
Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
 
We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
 
 
Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
 
My sister made a pretty dress.
 
 
Íúsxec a āyan céux.
 
Āyan gave me a brother.
 
 
C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
 
You can't use only strength to hunt.
 
 
Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
 
The wrestler trains to grow strong.
 
 
Haryen cóc.
 
He is my father.
 
 
Hazen jál eý cócou.
 
The uncles are here.
 
 
Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.
 
The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
 
 
Iux cē jenad eý.
 
The boy played in the lake.
 
 
Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
 
Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.
 
 
Iyútnux réu ej útnad.
 
The other hand was caught in a web.
 
 
Hanútni joñ'ur ta.
 
He caught three big fish.
 
 
Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.
 
The large river otter is eating.
 
 
Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.
 
Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.
 
 
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
 
The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.
 
 
Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.
 
A partially eaten donut was on the ground.
 
 
Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.
 
I love the Knrawi language.
 
 
Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
 
The traders landed in the bay.
 
 
Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
 
The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.
 
 
Seclaúz il juldum eý.
 
I wake up in the afternoon.
 
 
Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
 
You must crush the rice thoroughly.
 
 
Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.
 
He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.
 
 
Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
 
Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.
 
 
Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
 
May you buy some crushed herbs?
 
 
Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.
 
I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.
 
 
Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
 
These ground seeds make a good porridge.
 
 
Nal'nejin cui julex.
 
The sling bullet went through his jaw.
 
 
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
 
The road was trapped with a jutting spear.
 
 
Txadiz julue ñua ne.
 
He filled his mouth with rice.
 
 
Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
 
He suffers from oral cancer.
 
 
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
 
Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
 
 
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
 
The dog licked the master.
 
 
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
 
The man stopped the barely started song.
 
 
Hanjulzí xecla.
 
He slurped from the soup bowl.
 
 
Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
 
I'm too distracted by things to be.
 
 
Un' jál ñe letn.
 
This is the nearly finished house.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
 
You must wait, the translator is sick.
 
 
Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
 
Stay in the shallow part of the river.
 
 
Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
 
He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
 
 
Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
 
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
 
 
Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
 
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
 
 
Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
 
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
 
 
Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
 
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
 
 
Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
 
Events only have the meaning we give them.
 
 
Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
 
You know better than to eat fish.
 
 
Secú etjeí.
 
My headache is killing me.
 
 
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
 
We'll need some edible flowers.
 
 
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
 
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
 
 
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
 
Nowadays they get few customers here.
 
 
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
 
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
 
 
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
 
I remember that from back when we were kids.
 
 
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
 
So I maybe lost your axe.
 
 
Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
 
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
 
 
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
 
The string is stretched too far.
 
 
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
 
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
 
 
Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
 
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
 
 
Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
 
He ate it right before it spoiled.
 
 
Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
 
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
 
 
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
 
Fuck, we ran out of food.
 
 
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
 
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
 
 
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
 
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
 
 
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
 
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
 
 
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
 
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
 
 
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
 
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
 
 
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
 
I made the song to show you my love.
 
 
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
 
Banaiuj is the local poet.
 
 
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
 
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
 
 
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
 
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
 
 
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
 
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
 
 
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
 
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
 
 
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
 
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
 
 
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
 
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
 
 
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
 
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.
 
 
Miu secú lepm eý
 
I was eating yesterday
 
 
Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
 
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
 
 
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Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
 
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
 
Please feed the baby some chicken
 
 
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
 
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
 
 
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
 
Donation from Civuyiscajrn
 
 
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?
 
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
 
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
 
 
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Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
 
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
 
 
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Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
 
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
 
 
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
 
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
 
 
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"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
 
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
 
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
 
Tauxa: Hm?
 
Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
 
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
 
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
 
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
 
Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
 
Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
 
Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
 
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
 
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
 
Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
 
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
 
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
 
Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
 
Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)
 
Tauxa: Xen’.
(Nothing)
 
Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
 
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
 
Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)
 
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
 
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)
 
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
 
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
 
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
 
Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
 
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
 
Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
 
Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
 
Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
 
Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
 
 
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
 
2: Xen taitu hé?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
 
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
 
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
 
1: Xen xen.
 
1: My kid's turning two!
 
2: What's their name?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
 
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
 
2: So it's not your child?
 
1: Wrong.
 
 
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
 
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
 
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
 
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
 
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
 
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
 
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
 
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
 
 
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
 
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
 
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
 
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
 
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
 
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
 
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
 
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
 
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
 
===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?
 
I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
 
 
Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
 
Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
 
 
Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
 
What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
 
 
Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
 
Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
 
 
Ah secuc’
 
Ah got it
 
 
Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
 
No worries, see ya tomorrow
 
 
Oh seccudiz lol
 
Oh my bad lol
 
 
Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
 
I sense an IE lang
 
 
Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
 
Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
 
 
Cual, ñā
 
Yes, nyaa
 
 
Cozcual tum’ay (:
 
gn (:
 
 
Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
 
That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
 
 
Xad eý sus cureu 😳
 
When the impostor is sus 😳
 
 
Cozen cozen
 
No u
 
 
Il ji
 
You have now
 
 
Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
 
Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
 
 
Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
 
I’ll take that as a no
 
 
Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
 
Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
 
 
Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
 
Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
 
 
Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
 
Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
 
 
Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
 
 
Ā cual lol
 
 
Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
 
 
C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
 
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
 
 
En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
 
There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
 
 
Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
 
Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
 
 
Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
 
I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
 
 
Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
 
Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
 
 
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
 
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
 
 
Cud ieuiai
 
Skill issue
 
 
Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
 
Oo which word's "English"?
 
 
Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
 
Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
 
 
A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
 
Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
 
 
Cual cual, cun' hej link?
 
 
Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
 
 
Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
 
Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
 
 
Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
 
Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
 
 
Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
 
Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
 
 
Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
 
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
 
 
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
 
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."
 
==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
 
===Love poem===
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
 
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
 
===My horses collect teeth===
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Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
 
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
 
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
 
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
 
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
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Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
 
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
 
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
 
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
 
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?
 
==Original songs (most incomplete)==
===Hymn to Xíýan===
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Secaí secïubi Xíýan
 
When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
To slay the evil one
We cheered surely for Xíýan
 
 
===Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan (Round-Trip Trader's Lament)===
 
Ū
Oh
 
Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
What I wouldn't give to land at last
 
Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
From an endless journey leeward and windward again
 
Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
The archipelago's riches need me they say
 
Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer
 
Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say
 
Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
But my fate is already tattooed
 
Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
As a slave to this bastard ship,
 
Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý
The hunger for too much in both it and me
 
 
===Yan'ad Jem'uj (The same rope)===
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===Original lullaby===
Cozen eý cé,
Xen curiljí.
Cozc'ualz'i nál
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
Āhcohñ'alai
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...
 
Your father dear is here,
So darling do not fear,
O have a little dream
Of maids by the old stream,
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...
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