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Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed.
Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed. (Also some of these are outdated so I'll fix them later)


(Some of these are outdated so I'll fix later)
See also [[Soc'ul'/Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day]]


[[Category:Soc'ul' language]]
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[[File:Please do not the cat Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
Cual coxxen mau
Cual coxxen mau


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Añ’nál’azig’ ux ta nil hán có ta
Añ’nál’aziy ux ta nil hán có ta


Three animals are born to feed three children
Three animals are born to feed three children




Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eg’?
Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad ?


Where are my eyes?
Where are my eyes?




Igcux al cél’ julex xenug’ jál xad miū xenug’ ej
Iycux al cél’ julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej


One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
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Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau
-Soccuj! Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau


-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
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Nun' xañ'íl' uñō ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý
Nun' xañ'íl' zid' ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý


Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
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Xil eý āhtumjí mepfeyoñouóc
Xil eý āhtumjí mepfeyoñouóc:


When the impostor is sus
When the impostor is sus:




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Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
Xen secxeý secñ'óc'z'i, āhun' je l'aújonz'i.
 
I don't have to go to school, because it's the dry season.
 
 
Haryen ne
 
Among us
 


Xen hez'i jál jál āhsecteirí cozúiladjí r'iyl, í c'en c'en hez'i col.


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.
I don't only consider that your journey is difficult, but altogether impossible.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.


Seicjeneji phoenix āhíūuats Eastern Europe.


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.
Let's chase the phoenix that covers Eastern Europe.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.


Ceñ miúx (kinki)


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Fresh idiot (kinki)
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Cozhoñdumaiv cō!


Utumyanz’i
Inoculate your children!
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Pfujib pfujib'i cozen moc' ne socib'i


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Splish splash your opinions tire me


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.


Jin setnuc'zi cud', ji an'uc'zi cud'.


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE
I am not looking for problems, problems are looking for me.


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


Xen coi secxem'ujz'i.


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý
I can't stop smoking.


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater


Harxauc' ih (uc') suxad hez'i tum'ay.


-Cozleydijí xen'!
They call me if she dies during the night.
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


Xen ji setnc'ua maý.


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál
I am not thinking about goats.


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Secsuíljí xen'e ai ñ'in' hex uc'la jál jál.


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.
My dog is unemployed and only has one eye.


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


Í ih c'ua uc' āhcuxañ' "ez'e secréuai" váv āhāh, c'ez āhcuryanjí.


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?
But if she thinks I'm going to write down my "feelings" in here or whatever, she's crazy.


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


> CAN I KISS YOU
Cuuatsiý hez'i erain Yahāu ád jál uatsíad'


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))
We the Yahau wear these hats as a mark




NAYN IL YAIAD
Secuexec mēá jen'um eý āhhiandiz nivíl hel
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
I heard there's a wax apple tree out west that bears white fruits
I HATE
-jerma




Corxauc corjí
Nuc' cozjí xad, corteu?
Harxauc harjí
 
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
What are you going to do, stab me?
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál ceñ tumyan


Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
A fool follows the sun for a day


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall


UC' UC' socmuj coil.


Soccual'en
I WILL shit yourself.
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


Uc' un' ez'e numa c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.


Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn rum'ian - uc' cozládjí!
Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


SETNCUAL'EN ZEZ SAUMU


Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
I HATE WASPS


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Xen cozréuzi xad?


Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoy uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.
What are you holding?


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


An'beui hez'i ej ai muzad Gniesbert gaming PC eý


Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).
Mein scheiss Hund Gniesbert ist schon wieder in meinen Gaming pc geklettert


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
My shitty dog Gniesbert climbed into my gaming PC again




IÁTAN TXICÑ
Cud muzad xen añ'habahjí xad cuder jál ruhu?
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
Fucking hell how old is this chicken?
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)




Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
Uc' aícuijiý tumyan je yañ'ou jutxux.


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
All kings should be yeeted into the sun.




Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
Sochuriadz'i, jál ne cozen cé réunal'.


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.
I love you, also you are banana man.




Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi
Āhmuzm'e jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
 
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


Huriadz'i hab he celara hej


Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
My mother loves your girlfriend


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.


Íún' hé soc'ul' lec'ad ed.


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Soc'ul' has nine tones.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


Xen nun' hel jál xañ'íl ád ax av aidi miūj?


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'
Does that word have high tone or low falling tone?


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


Syen co


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
I am a person
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


C'en cozjen'?


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Can you swim?


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


Umujuljí mujuljí il jenyan' jál al'a ñeta eý.


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
The river is shallower this time of year.


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!


Miuc miuc yanux saz'e!


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
Trans rights now!


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue


''Hazen "scrub" cé āhc'ua ācosjí — iuv'ajti "buster"''


Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
''A "scrub" is a guy that thinks he's fine — also known as a "buster"''


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel


Un' aidi aidi, uéiz Scott Pilgrim jál ej nálnál céce pfur
I can't believe scott pilgrim invented both lesbians AND gay men


Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bici ji setnréuzi xec ax mau réú he
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


haha me and the cat are holding hands


Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
Sehuc' "nálnál", "pfur", "Scott Pilgrim" c'ez āhsecjeiñño


I saw "women", "gay", and "scott pilgrim" and ran


Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
- xauilád Urhaa


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
[[File:Scoot Pilgrim.jpg|thumb]]
- Urhaa proverb
Ulēljí ez'e eu éáiad āhcohcurilaxiý curilaxiý jutxux ta nálnál, pfur, Dar'u Xauc'


The implication that you're terrified of all three women, gays, and Scoot Pilgrim is funny


JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
Xen secjera
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
Í cumiuji xauc'iad #translation-activities eý c'ez āhbaxauý cou am
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


I don't mean to brag
But I posted a sentence in #translation-activities and it was translated by 4 different people


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
Uc' setntsireu cuūz yan'il hej ec'r'éu hej xenuz āhsocýem'urax setnjí /j


I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!


A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Heitjí heitjí xoñíl āhmiu je ez'e uc' cozen.


It is never too late to become what you might have been.


Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxauii
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Secc'ua hez'i urzi uc' āhcozxem'án c'éd', jál ne coraul'úz'i coil.
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


Regrettably, I think you'll overcook our dinner, so lets just eat out.


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
Secxenúilai secxenúilai āhsetneu iyxauc' teñtañ' xañ' tumyan habai je
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


I stayed up so late that I heard the bells ring to mark the new day.


Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
Añ'ñ'alzi sutui r'úl um'iu m'e ai arje xenuz.


A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
Coi coryaiad.
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


==Dialogs==
End my suffering.
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Where is my book?
Cozhabaux, haujin' haulicinz'i jál cuc' ih cohsaumu.


Oh I think they left it at his house
Be careful, that old man will bite you with his gums if you make him mad.




Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
Uc' socréuzi jutxux


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
I will hug all of you


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Yes I did, he was paddling fast
Il, iysuxad iyxoñíl, hazen nálnál cé āhsehcuxiý


Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN"
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


(transcript here later)
Hian úu cēj habah hab hé


Their mother’s grandmother’s sibling’s friend’s tree


Un' English muzad muzad.


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
[[File:Soc'ul' DANGER.png|thumb]]
CISÍL
Uc' ují xad cud


English is complete garbage.
DANGER
Something bad might happen


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


Ñomuír zál


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
Rule 7


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Cohxauc hey hé...
Umubey jál xauc'iad.


Dear God, what have you done?!
This sentence is false.


It was an accident I swear!


Tell that to their family...
Cual Cual Tumyan Ne-Jernexuñ Nál!


Happy International Women's Day!


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
C'uayud: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Setnú il aí ir'te.
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


I eat salty dogs.


"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


"My headache's killing me."
Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


==Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel==
Yummy I love fried chicken.
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?


I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?


Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.


Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.


Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec


Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.


Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.


What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat


Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.


Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.


Is it evolved from a different lang or original?


Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je


Ah secuc’
Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing


Ah got it
==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.


Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý


No worries, see ya tomorrow
C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.


Oh seccudiz lol


Oh my bad lol
Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.


Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’


I sense an IE lang
Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u


Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Cual, ñā


Yes, nyaa
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.


Cozcual tum’ay (:


gn (:
eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej


That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater


Xad eý sus cureu 😳


When the impostor is sus 😳
-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


Cozen cozen


No u
Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Il ji


You have now
Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý


Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
> CAN I KISS YOU


I’ll take that as a no
(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))




Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma




Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
Corxauc corjí
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.




Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý


Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall




Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
Soccual'en
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


Ā cual lol


Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!


Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!




C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.


Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.




En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.


There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.




Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).


Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).




Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
IÁTAN TXICÑ
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
DUCK GAME
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)




Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!


Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!




Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad


Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.




Cud ieuiai
Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


Skill issue
in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her




Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.


Oo which word's "English"?
We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.




Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.
 
 
Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?


Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Cual cual, cun' hej link?


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.


Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.




Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xauii je?
Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!


Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!


=r/Conlangs translations=
Āhmuzm'e jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.


[https://www.reddit.com/r/conlangs/comments/wxfb4a/the_robots_are_writing_our_translation_challenges]
Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc


The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.
I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue


=Jolene but cursed=
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


=Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)=
Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
You are what you eat, Sonic.
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.




"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
- xauilád Urhaa
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
- Urhaa proverb
 
 
JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
 
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING
 
 
Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


(transcript here later)
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.




Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxauii xen', usxauii xen'! Cual? Corxauii xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!


(transcript here later)


Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Anyone can see what it means to me
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Finally companied in omniverse
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Dreaming sweet in C
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


(transcript here later)
XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


=Amhrán na hEascainne=
WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Jál aiauñ' muzad
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
R'uz aír'ūj
 
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Av r'uz secbataram
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Āhinxaucax doy
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
This freaking song
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


=Wallace and Gromit but awful=
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?


=ConPhon AI translations=
Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


(ai dillon) I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


(ai dillon) Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?


Sectoc' toc xen'e
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


(ai dillon) Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.


(ai dillon) I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.


(ai dillon) I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


(ai dillon) For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters
From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue




Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


(ai dillon) Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!




Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


(ai dillon) Fortunately I live in this situation
Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".




Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


(ai dillon) What’s the right word lol
heroism - kidneys donated




Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne
Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Cua, auca, auc.


(ai fyorr) No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.




Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan
Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
*Co*.
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Xen *c'o*, *co*.


(ai kevin) There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Sound out the word with me.
*Person*.
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.




Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý
xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
xen miur'


(ai kevin) it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
your balls are not safe
not anymore




Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua
[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


(ai mish) what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


The cat is stalking a plant
Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.


I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
Iytabdi haibu teu,
Iytabdi saih,
Utabdi miū,
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.


Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Bushes are red,
My garden is on fire.


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Syen jál neixad:
Syen jál xuc':
Syen jál tsiel':


This is my brush:
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád


Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa


Hanpfeú có xaúx


The child interrupted the bird's call
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.


I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.


C’en il setnteu habail’


I’ve never been able to stab children
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
COHSEIXA!!!!
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax


CANCEL HIM!!!!
did nothing to stop slavery


Íūzi a R’úýen toc.


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU


GUYS please don't SWEAR
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?


You really hate glottalization don’t you?
[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
Muzad. Syen.


Damn. I Exist.


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.


Come inside, I like talking with you.
[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


I would go to wall street if
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.


Don't piss on terrorbirds.
Conlang-uóc:


Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Jul'al ñod:
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Real languages:
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes


*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


Numa numa iei
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding


He escaped by running like hell


[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
cūl' air
-unen'zadjí
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


Corúuz'i xec
simple pendulum
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon


You and I are friends


Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!


I love how you sing.


You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
My illiterate ass


Setnjen' xem'en
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi


I swam in the deep water


Xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Í secey maý xenuz
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


Why are you so short?


Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals


There's a snake in the grass, watch out!


[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!


I'm good but could be better, you?


[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
NOTICE - Frog that way


It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.


Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku


Añ'cudixz'i maumau.
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you


Cats are evil.


Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.


[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc'
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


Ji humuz cé xeu.
STOP exploring the ocean
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell


The man is sitting on a rock.
==Dialogs==
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
Where is my book?


How much for the parrot in the window?
Oh I think they left it at his house




Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý
Yes I did, he was paddling fast


I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


Cēūshé was here.


Un' English muzad muzad.


Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý
Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


He put new bowls on the long mat
English is complete garbage.


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi


That dumbass thinks I won't notice
Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Xen jíý xad?
Cohxauc hey hé...


What happened?
Dear God, what have you done?!


It was an accident I swear!


Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
Tell that to their family...


Go where the Ýans live, lizard


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


If you do, I will not see.


"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.


I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah


I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
Blake:
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál
Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice
Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.




Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux
Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H


Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH


Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj
Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


I love this little gremlin's bonkers
==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú
Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


Weeds will fill your grave
===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


==Multiple sentences==
Shone through his hat
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
===Navy Seal copypasta===
-xen c’uaijí
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
-unknown
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


==Dialogs==
Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}


Tauxa: Hm?
Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
Hush now, hide, all you little ones
{What are you called?}
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
(What's your name?)
Singing and laughter will die


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
(Tauxa, why?)
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
Silent, secretive feeling
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
===Namárië===
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)


Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad ?
Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
{(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


Researcher: Securzi, xen xauii xad “c’uayud”?
===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


Tauxa: Xauii “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
You are what you eat, Sonic.
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)


Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)


Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
(That explains a lot.)


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
(transcript here later)


Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)


Tauxa: Xen’.
Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
(Nothing)
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
 
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
Sonic: "Shadow"
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(transcript here later)
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)


Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Aíún'...
Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
(It’s…)
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]
(I said I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(transcript here later)
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
===Song translations===
(Thanks for reminding me.)
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
Her leaden voice commands the dead
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xauii he.
====Amhrán na hEascainne====
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
{What gods do you farm with?}
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
(What gods do you worship?)
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
(I see, so would you say that…)
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
(Actually you answered another question after…)
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
(Leave before I make you.)
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


=Original dad jokes=
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cē?
 
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
=Original proverbs=
Cuc’ ñ’ihuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan hé jál.
 
A chicken should see one bad day.
 
 
Cuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan.
 
A chicken should see one bad day.
 
 
Un' xíc' āhleyaxiý c'uatxañ' cé c'uau c'uau āhr'u xenuz c'ualdocüóc hé
 
A man smart enough to walk away from his hangman deserves a delayed sentence
 
 
C'en coxhabzi xeual marco
 
You can't raise a fried egg
 
 
C'en coxhabzi ruhu marco
 
You can't raise a fried chicken
 
 
Añ'xauc añ'riñon tabui lam'am'
 
The batfish says the lizardfish is ugly
 
 
Cozméuitx hez'i nei ih cucual ez'e nanam maioj.
 
Marry fast if you like the taste of charcoal.


====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
Āhun' āhcuur
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
(Cuoj ne)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Āhiylocojí locojí il
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Cozýeu cudiiad
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


Uc' udiyem diyem muziven xen coi r'ez āhuuei.
====Another Brick in the Wall====
 
Cuj tata xec'en ne
An impluvium that won't stop to listen will dry out.
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
 
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Ūtsaúx ūtséá
"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


Hummingbird and northern giant hornet
Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Cüaujatnz'i (jál jál) xemux ne
Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Fat (only) clarifies with fire
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú yazih mïcur
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


A thief's grave will be filled with weeds
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc mïcur
"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
 
"Āāā!"
A graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc muj mïcur, Adziaxiý ladíeú vuz'uóc c'an
Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


A bad graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds, a good graverobber's grave will be emptied
Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


Vuz'uóc muj, vuz'uóc c'an
====Jargalant Altai====
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


good graverobber, bad graverobber
Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


Xen (ban') zid' teu
====Ey, Ukhnem====
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
A spear tip isn't a thorn
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


=Original songs (some incomplete)=
====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Āhaíyanux cudix
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secaí secïubi Xíýan
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
====Soldier, Poet, King====
To slay the evil one
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
We cheered surely for Xíýan
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan
Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Round-Trip Trader's Lament
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Ū
====Pumped Up Kicks====
Oh
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
What I wouldn't give to land at last
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
Suílai r'ūjjí mama
From an endless journey leeward and windward again
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
The archipelago's riches need me they say
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer


Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
Cualdum's hand is quick
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
But my fate is already tattooed
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
Daddy's working long
As a slave to this bastard ship,
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
The hunger for too much in both it and me
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


====Í Tokuni====
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Yan'ad Jem'uj
Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
The same rope
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


=Oldest written Soc'ul' joke=
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?
 
Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
Xen cozjí il hez'i
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


=Always Look on the Bright Side of Life=
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
 
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Āh
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
 
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
====One Punch Man opening theme====
Āhun' āhcuur
ONE PUNCH!
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
 
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
 
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
Āh
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum il nid'
 
(Cuoj ne)
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"
Cozýeu cudiiad
 
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
 
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"
Miu āhucuc'zi
 
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
 
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
Āh
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Nobody knows who he is.)
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
 
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
"Whipping out my fist"
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


=Original lullaby=
(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
Cozen eý cé,
 
Xen curiljí.
Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Cozc'ualz'i nál
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
 
Āhcohñ'alai
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


Your father dear is here,
JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
So darling do not fear,
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"
O have a little dream
Of maids by the old stream,
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...


=Centaurworld poem=
Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
(Nobody knows who he is.)
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
Silent, secretive feeling
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
When he sees the light leaving your eyes
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


=Another Brick in the Wall=
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
Cuj tata xec'en ne
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
 
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"
(Nobody knows who he is.)


Xil āhsecmiu secñóc'
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
"A HERO alone"
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia .
====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
 
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
===Translations of Yambot text===
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
====Dillon====
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
 
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


=Jargalant Altai=
Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
 
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
 
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


=Namárië=
Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux ne
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx ,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!
 
For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters
 
 
Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
 
Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
 
 
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
 
Fortunately I live in this situation


=Love poem=
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.


Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.


=Navy Seal copypasta=
What’s the right word lol
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


=Ey, Ukhnem=
====Fyorr====
Ī, r'úhjí!
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


=Í Tokuni=
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
====Kevin====
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en
Secr'u il tum'ay ,
 
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
====Mish====
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


=Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus=
=Original texts=
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
==Single sentences==
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


=Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)=
The cat is stalking a plant
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


=Soldier, Poet, King=
R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
 
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


==Pumped Up Kicks==
I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en




Cualdum's hand is quick
Hanpfeú có xaúx
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
 
He has a tobacco leaf
The child interrupted the bird's call
Hanging from his mouth, he's a wildman
 
He found a pretty bow to use
 
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
C’en il setnteu habail’
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
I’ve never been able to stab children
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Íūzi a R’úýen toc.
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
You really hate glottalization don’t you?
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Come inside, I like talking with you.
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
 
Don't piss on terrorbirds.
 
 
Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
 
The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
 
 
Numa numa iei
 
He escaped by running like hell
 
 
Corúuz'i xec
 
You and I are friends
 
 
Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
 
I love how you sing.
 
 
Setnjen' xem'en
 
I swam in the deep water
 
 
Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
 
Why are you so short?
 
 
Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
 
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
 
 
Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
 
I'm good but could be better, you?
 
 
Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
 
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
 
 
Añ'cudixz'i maumau.
 
Cats are evil.
 
 
Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
 
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
 
 
Ji humuz cé xeu.
 
The man is sitting on a rock.
 
 
Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
 
How much for the parrot in the window?
 
 
Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
 
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
 
 
En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý
 
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
 
 
Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
 
Cēūshé was here.
 
 
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý
 
He put new bowls on the long mat
 
 
C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
 
That dumbass thinks I won't notice
 
 
Xen jíý xad?
 
What happened?
 
 
Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
 
Go where the Ýans live, lizard
 
 
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
 
If you do, I will not see.
 
 
Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
 
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
 
 
Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
 
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
 
 
Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
 
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
 
 
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
 
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
 
 
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
 
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
 
 
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
 
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
 
 
Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
 
Weeds will fill your grave.
 
 
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
 
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
 
 
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
 
We suffer more imagining than really being.
 
 
Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
 
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
 
 
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
 
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
 
 
Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
 
My kid's a clutz
 
 
Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
 
It is who made me remake it figurative.
 
 
Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?
 
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?
 
 
Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.
 
I own a shack on the peninsula.
 
 
Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
 
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.
 
 
Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.
 
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.
 
 
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
 
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.
 
 
Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.
 
You nearly killed me.
 
 
C'e uc' tartxe cur cur eý.
 
He can see in the darkest of caves.
 
 
Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.
 
I got this scar in the war.
 
 
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.
 
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.
 
 
Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.
 
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.
 
 
Ucur'e ñéd'.
 
The room was silent.
 
 
R'úz nál cur'e aul'.
 
The mute woman came to the market stall.
 
 
Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.
 
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.
 
 
Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.
 
The only thing I wait for is death.
 
 
Coxxem'uz ux curad.
 
Bury the dead animal.
 
 
Curehc'z'i il hab.
 
Mother's had a heart attack.
 
 
Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.
 
The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.
 
 
Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.
 
Getting cursed was his worst fear.
 
 
Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.
 
The children dislike his scary mask.
 
 
Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.
 
I have no ill will toward the king.
 
 
Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.
 
I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.
 
 
Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.
 
Find me a dark blue flower.
 
 
Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.
 
My copper shipment should've come a month ago.
 
 
Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.
 
This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.
 
 
Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.
 
Pay no mind to the insane old man.
 
 
Sulaúzax curux.
 
The nightmare woke me up.
 
 
C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?
 
Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?
 
 
Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
 
As predicted, he forgot us.
 
 
Haruc' cé.
 
The man saw me.
 
 
Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.
 
The deer's father ran away.
 
 
Añ'céjí xañ'eux.
 
The gorilla is strong.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.
 
After the ritual he was an adult man.
 
 
C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
 
The animal can no longer produce semen.
 
 
Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
 
The penis curves downward.
 
 
Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
 
We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
 
 
Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
 
My sister made a pretty dress.
 
 
Íúsxec a āyan céux.
 
Āyan gave me a brother.
 
 
C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
 
You can't use only strength to hunt.
 
 
Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
 
The wrestler trains to grow strong.
 
 
Haryen cóc.
 
He is my father.
 
 
Hazen jál eý cócou.
 
The uncles are here.
 
 
Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.
 
The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
 
 
Iux cē jenad eý.
 
The boy played in the lake.
 
 
Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
 
Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.
 
 
Iyútnux réu ej útnad.
 
The other hand was caught in a web.
 
 
Hanútni joñ'ur ta.
 
He caught three big fish.
 
 
Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.
 
The large river otter is eating.
 
 
Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.
 
Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.
 
 
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
 
The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.
 
 
Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.
 
A partially eaten donut was on the ground.
 
 
Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.
 
I love the Knrawi language.
 
 
Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
 
The traders landed in the bay.
 
 
Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
 
The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.
 
 
Seclaúz il juldum eý.
 
I wake up in the afternoon.
 
 
Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
 
You must crush the rice thoroughly.
 
 
Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.
 
He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.
 
 
Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
 
Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.
 
 
Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
 
May you buy some crushed herbs?
 
 
Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.
 
I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.
 
 
Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
 
These ground seeds make a good porridge.
 
 
Nal'nejin cui julex.
 
The sling bullet went through his jaw.
 
 
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
 
The road was trapped with a jutting spear.
 
 
Txadiz julue ñua ne.
 
He filled his mouth with rice.
 
 
Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
 
He suffers from oral cancer.
 
 
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
 
Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
 
 
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
 
The dog licked the master.
 
 
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
 
The man stopped the barely started song.
 
 
Hanjulzí xecla.
 
He slurped from the soup bowl.
 
 
Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
 
I'm too distracted by things to be.
 
 
Un' jál ñe letn.
 
This is the nearly finished house.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
 
You must wait, the translator is sick.
 
 
Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
 
Stay in the shallow part of the river.
 
 
Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
 
He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
 
 
Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
 
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
 
 
Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
 
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
 
 
Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
 
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
 
 
Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
 
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
 
 
Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
 
Events only have the meaning we give them.
 
 
Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
 
You know better than to eat fish.
 
 
Secú etjeí.
 
My headache is killing me.
 
 
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
 
We'll need some edible flowers.
 
 
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
 
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
 
 
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
 
Nowadays they get few customers here.
 
 
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
 
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
 
 
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
 
I remember that from back when we were kids.
 
 
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
 
So I maybe lost your axe.
 
 
Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
 
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
 
 
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
 
The string is stretched too far.
 
 
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
 
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
 
 
Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
 
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
 
 
Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
 
He ate it right before it spoiled.
 
 
Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
 
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
 
 
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
 
Fuck, we ran out of food.
 
 
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
 
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
 
 
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
 
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
 
 
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
 
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
 
 
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
 
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
 
 
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
 
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
 
 
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
 
I made the song to show you my love.
 
 
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
 
Banaiuj is the local poet.
 
 
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
 
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
 
 
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
 
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
 
 
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
 
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
 
 
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
 
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
 
 
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
 
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
 
 
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
 
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
 
 
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
 
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.
 
 
Miu secú lepm eý
 
I was eating yesterday
 
 
Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
 
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
 
 
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
 
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
 
Please feed the baby some chicken
 
 
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
 
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
 
 
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
 
Donation from Civuyiscajrn
 
 
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?
 
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
 
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
 
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
 
 
[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
 
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
 
 
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
 
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
 
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
 
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
 
Tauxa: Hm?
 
Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
 
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
 
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
 
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
 
Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
 
Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
 
Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
 
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
 
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
 
Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
 
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
 
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
 
Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
 
Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)
 
Tauxa: Xen’.
(Nothing)
 
Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
 
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
 
Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)
 
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
 
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)
 
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
 
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
 
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
 
Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
 
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
 
Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
 
Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
 
Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
 
Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
 
 
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
 
2: Xen taitu hé?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
 
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
 
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
 
1: Xen xen.
 
1: My kid's turning two!
 
2: What's their name?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
 
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
 
2: So it's not your child?
 
1: Wrong.
 
 
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
 
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
 
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
 
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
 
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
 
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
 
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
 
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
 
 
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
 
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
 
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
 
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
 
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
 
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
 
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
 
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
 
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
 
===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?
 
I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
 
 
Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
 
Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
 
 
Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
 
What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
 
 
Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
 
Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
 
 
Ah secuc’
 
Ah got it
 
 
Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
 
No worries, see ya tomorrow
 
 
Oh seccudiz lol
 
Oh my bad lol
 
 
Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
 
I sense an IE lang
 
 
Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
 
Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
 
 
Cual, ñā
 
Yes, nyaa
 
 
Cozcual tum’ay (:
 
gn (:
 
 
Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
 
That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
 
 
Xad eý sus cureu 😳
 
When the impostor is sus 😳
 
 
Cozen cozen
 
No u
 
 
Il ji
 
You have now
 
 
Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
 
Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
 
 
Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
 
I’ll take that as a no
 
 
Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
 
Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
 
 
Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
 
Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
 
 
Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
 
Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
 
 
Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
 
 
Ā cual lol
 
 
Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
 
 
C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
 
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
 
 
En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
 
There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
 
 
Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
 
Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
 
 
Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
 
I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
 
 
Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
 
Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
 
 
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
 
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
 
 
Cud ieuiai
 
Skill issue
 
 
Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
 
Oo which word's "English"?
 
 
Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
 
Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
 
 
A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
 
Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
 
 
Cual cual, cun' hej link?
 
 
Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
 
 
Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
 
Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
 
 
Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
 
Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
 
 
Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
 
Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
 
 
Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
 
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
 
 
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
 
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."
 
==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
 
===Love poem===
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
 
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
 
===My horses collect teeth===
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
 
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
 
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
 
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
 
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
 
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
 
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
 
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
 
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?
 
==Original songs (most incomplete)==
===Hymn to Xíýan===
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Secaí secïubi Xíýan
 
When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
To slay the evil one
We cheered surely for Xíýan
 
 
===Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan (Round-Trip Trader's Lament)===
 
Ū
Oh
 
Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
What I wouldn't give to land at last
 
Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
From an endless journey leeward and windward again
 
Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
The archipelago's riches need me they say
 
Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer
 
Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say
 
Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
But my fate is already tattooed
 
Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
As a slave to this bastard ship,
 
Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý
The hunger for too much in both it and me
 
 
===Yan'ad Jem'uj (The same rope)===
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===Original lullaby===
Cozen eý cé,
Xen curiljí.
Cozc'ualz'i nál
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
Āhcohñ'alai
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...
 
Your father dear is here,
So darling do not fear,
O have a little dream
Of maids by the old stream,
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...
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