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Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed.
Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed. (Also some of these are outdated so I'll fix them later)


(Some of these are outdated so I'll fix later)
See also [[Soc'ul'/Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day]]


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[[File:Please do not the cat Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
Cual coxxen mau
Cual coxxen mau


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Añ’nál’azig’ ux ta nil hán có ta
Añ’nál’aziy ux ta nil hán có ta


Three animals are born to feed three children
Three animals are born to feed three children




Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eg’?
Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad ?


Where are my eyes?
Where are my eyes?




Igcux al cél’ julex xenug’ jál xad miū xenug’ ej
Iycux al cél’ julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej


One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
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Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau
-Soccuj! Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau


-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
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Nun' xañ'íl' uñō ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý
Nun' xañ'íl' zid' ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý


Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
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C'uayud miúx (kinki)
Ceñ miúx (kinki)


Fresh idiot (kinki)
Fresh idiot (kinki)
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Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál c'uayud tumyan
Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál ceñ tumyan


A fool follows the sun for a day
A fool follows the sun for a day
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Uc' un' ez'e nei c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.
Uc' un' ez'e numa c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.


Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
SETNCUAL'EN ZEZ SAUMU


I HATE WASPS


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
Xen cozréuzi xad?


What are you holding?


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
An'beui hez'i ej ai muzad Gniesbert gaming PC eý


Mein scheiss Hund Gniesbert ist schon wieder in meinen Gaming pc geklettert


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
My shitty dog Gniesbert climbed into my gaming PC again
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Cud muzad xen añ'habahjí xad cuder jál ruhu?


Utumyanz’i
Fucking hell how old is this chicken?
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Uc' aícuijiý tumyan je yañ'ou jutxux.


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
All kings should be yeeted into the sun.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.


Sochuriadz'i, jál ne cozen cé réunal'.


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE
I love you, also you are banana man.


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


Āhmuzm'e jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.
The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
Huriadz'i hab he celara hej


My mother loves your girlfriend


-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
Íún' hé soc'ul' lec'ad ed.
-39 buried, 0 found.


Soc'ul' has nine tones.


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.
Xen nun' hel jál xañ'íl ád ax av aidi miūj?


Does that word have high tone or low falling tone?


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.
Syen co


I am a person


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))
C'en cozjen'?


> CAN I KISS YOU
Can you swim?


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


Umujuljí mujuljí il jenyan' jál al'a ñeta eý.


NAYN IL YAIAD
The river is shallower this time of year.
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma


Miuc miuc yanux saz'e!


Corxauc corjí
Trans rights now!
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


''Hazen "scrub" cé āhc'ua ācosjí — iuv'ajti "buster"''


Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
''A "scrub" is a guy that thinks he's fine — also known as a "buster"''


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall


Un' aidi aidi, uéiz Scott Pilgrim jál ej nálnál céce pfur


Soccual'en
I can't believe scott pilgrim invented both lesbians AND gay men
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


Bici ji setnréuzi xec ax mau réú he


Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
haha me and the cat are holding hands


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


Sehuc' "nálnál", "pfur", "Scott Pilgrim" c'ez āhsecjeiñño


Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
I saw "women", "gay", and "scott pilgrim" and ran


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


[[File:Scoot Pilgrim.jpg|thumb]]
Ulēljí ez'e eu éáiad āhcohcurilaxiý curilaxiý jutxux ta nálnál, pfur, Dar'u Xauc'


Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoy uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.
The implication that you're terrified of all three women, gays, and Scoot Pilgrim is funny


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


Xen secjera
Í cumiuji xauc'iad #translation-activities eý c'ez āhbaxauý cou am


Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).
I don't mean to brag
But I posted a sentence in #translation-activities and it was translated by 4 different people


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).


Uc' setntsireu cuūz yan'il hej ec'r'éu hej xenuz āhsocýem'urax setnjí /j


IÁTAN TXICÑ
I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)


Heitjí heitjí xoñíl āhmiu je ez'e uc' cozen.


Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
It is never too late to become what you might have been.


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!


Secc'ua hez'i urzi uc' āhcozxem'án c'éd', jál ne coraul'úz'i coil.


Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
Regrettably, I think you'll overcook our dinner, so lets just eat out.


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


Secxenúilai secxenúilai āhsetneu iyxauc' teñtañ' xañ' tumyan habai je


Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
I stayed up so late that I heard the bells ring to mark the new day.
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


Añ'ñ'alzi sutui r'úl um'iu m'e ai arje xenuz.


Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.
 
Coi coryaiad.
 
End my suffering.




Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cozhabaux, haujin' haulicinz'i jál cuc' ih cohsaumu.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Be careful, that old man will bite you with his gums if you make him mad.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.




Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'
Uc' socréuzi jutxux


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies
I will hug all of you




Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
Il, iysuxad iyxoñíl, hazen nálnál cé āhsehcuxiý
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.




Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Hian úu cēj habah hab hé


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.
Their mother’s grandmother’s sibling’s friend’s tree




Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
[[File:Soc'ul' DANGER.png|thumb]]
CISÍL
Uc' ují xad cud


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
DANGER
Something bad might happen




Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
Ñomuír zál


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
Rule 7




Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
Umubey jál xauc'iad.


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
This sentence is false.




Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cual Cual Tumyan Ne-Jernexuñ Nál!
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Happy International Women's Day!
Bread, Bread; come feed me.




Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
Setnú il aí ir'te.


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
I eat salty dogs.




Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.
- xauilád Urhaa


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
Yummy I love fried chicken.
- Urhaa proverb




JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING




Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.
Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.


Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.




Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.


A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.




Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?


Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
There is a day
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Sectoc' toc xen'e
Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater


Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.


==Dialogs==
-Cozleydijí xen'!
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu
-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


Where is my book?


Oh I think they left it at his house
Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?
Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


Yes I did, he was paddling fast


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN"
(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


(transcript here later)
> CAN I KISS YOU


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


Un' English muzad muzad.


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


English is complete garbage.
LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


Corxauc corjí
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Cohxauc hey hé...
Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý


Dear God, what have you done?!
I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall


It was an accident I swear!


Tell that to their family...
Soccual'en
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
C'uayud: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


"My headache's killing me."
Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).


Blake:
I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


Blake:
IÁTAN TXICÑ
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


Blake:
DUCK GAME
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)


Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


Blake:
Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


==Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel==
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?


I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?


Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad


Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec


Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat


Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.


Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.


Is it evolved from a different lang or original?


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Ah secuc’
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


Ah got it


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


No worries, see ya tomorrow


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


Oh seccudiz lol
In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Oh my bad lol


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.


Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


I sense an IE lang


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!


Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!


Nothaway’s catlang confirmed


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc


Cual, ñā
I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue


Yes, nyaa


Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel


Cozcual tum’ay (:
Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel


gn (:


Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’


Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


Xad eý sus cureu 😳
I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.


When the impostor is sus 😳


Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
- xauilád Urhaa


Cozen cozen
The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
- Urhaa proverb


No u


JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


Il ji
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


You have now


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.


Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!


Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!


I’ll take that as a no


Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


Imagine standing instead of running smh my head


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’


Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.


Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.


Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay




Ā cual lol
Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?


Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?


Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil


R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.


C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?


Sectoc' toc xen'e
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick


Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.


Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.


Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.


Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.


I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue




Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!




Cud ieuiai
Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


Skill issue
Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".




Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


Oo which word's "English"?
heroism - kidneys donated




Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Cua, auca, auc.


Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.




A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
*Co*.
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Xen *c'o*, *co*.


Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
Sound out the word with me.
*Person*.
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.




Cual cual, cun' hej link?
xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
xen miur'
 
your balls are not safe
not anymore
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual


Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.


Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.


Maybe you could focus more on semantics?


=r/Conlangs translations=
Iytabdi haibu teu,
Āhmuzm'e jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.
Iytabdi saih,
Utabdi miū,
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.


[https://www.reddit.com/r/conlangs/comments/wxfb4a/the_robots_are_writing_our_translation_challenges]
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Bushes are red,
My garden is on fire.


The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.


=Jolene but cursed=
[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Syen jál neixad:
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
Syen jál xuc':
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Syen jál tsiel':
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
This is my brush:
Her leaden voice commands the dead
This is my paint:
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
This is my canvas:
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


=Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)=
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.




Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."


[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
COHSEIXA!!!!
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax


"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
CANCEL HIM!!!!
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
did nothing to stop slavery
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
 
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
 
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
 
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"
GUYS please don't SWEAR
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]


(transcript here later)
[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
Muzad. Syen.


Damn. I Exist.


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


(transcript here later)
I would go to wall street if
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market




Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Conlang-uóc:
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
 
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Jul'al ñod:
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Real languages:
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!


(transcript here later)


=Amhrán na hEascainne=
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
*Hits you with metal pipe*
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
cūl' air
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
-unen'zadjí
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
simple pendulum
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
-periodic
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
-stable
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


=Wallace and Gromit but awful=
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
My illiterate ass


=ConPhon AI translations=
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
==Dillon==
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


Xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Í secey maý xenuz
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?


Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!


I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne
NOTICE - Frog that way


I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you


For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.


Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?


[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc'
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
STOP exploring the ocean
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell


Fortunately I live in this situation
==Dialogs==
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
Where is my book?


What’s the right word lol
Oh I think they left it at his house


==Fyorr==
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?


==Kevin==
Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Yes I did, he was paddling fast


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


==Mish==
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


=Original texts=
Un' English muzad muzad.
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


The cat is stalking a plant
Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


English is complete garbage.


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu
Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
Cohxauc hey hé...


Dear God, what have you done?!


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
It was an accident I swear!


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity
Tell that to their family...




Hanpfeú có xaúx
Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


The child interrupted the bird's call
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.




C’en il setnteu habail’
"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


I’ve never been able to stab children
"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."




Íūzi a R’úýen toc.
Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


You really hate glottalization don’t you?


Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


Come inside, I like talking with you.
Blake:
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


Don't piss on terrorbirds.
Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible




Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.




Numa numa iei
Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H


He escaped by running like hell
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH


Corúuz'i xec
Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


You and I are friends
==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


I love how you sing.
===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Setnjen' xem'en
Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


I swam in the deep water
Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


Why are you so short?
He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


I'm good but could be better, you?
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
===Namárië===
 
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
 
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
'cudixz'i maumau.
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Cats are evil.
Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


Ji humuz cé xeu.
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


The man is sitting on a rock.


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


How much for the parrot in the window?
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."




Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]


(transcript here later)


En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý


I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
(transcript here later)


Cēūshé was here.


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


He put new bowls on the long mat
(transcript here later)


===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


That dumbass thinks I won't notice
===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


Xen jíý xad?
===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


What happened?
Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Go where the Ýans live, lizard
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


If you do, I will not see.
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xil āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
 
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
 
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
 
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
 
Āh
Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
 
Āhun' āhcuur
 
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
 
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
(Cuoj ne)
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
 
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
Cozýeu cudiiad
 
Corxec cou āl aico hé
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
 
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
 
Miu āhucuc'zi
Weeds will fill your grave.
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
 
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
 
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux
 
Āh
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
 
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


We suffer more imagining than really being.
====Another Brick in the Wall====
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


My kid's a clutz
"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


==Multiple sentences==
"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
-xen c’uaijí
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
====Jargalant Altai====
-unknown
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
====Ey, Ukhnem====
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


==Dialogs==
====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


Tauxa: Hm?
====Soldier, Poet, King====
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
{What are you called?}
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
(What's your name?)
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
(Tauxa, why?)
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
====Pumped Up Kicks====
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
Suílai r'ūjjí mama
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
 
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
{(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)


Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
Cualdum's hand is quick
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
Daddy's working long
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


Tauxa: Seccuz.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
(No problem.)
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
====Í Tokuni====
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
(Who are you talking to?)
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
Xen cozjí il hez'i
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
(That explains a lot.)
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
====One Punch Man opening theme====
(What was that?)
ONE PUNCH!


Tauxa: Xen’.
Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
(Nothing)


Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"


Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Researcher: Aíún'...
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
(It’s…)
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
(I said I don't wanna know.)
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(Nobody knows who he is.)
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)


Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
"Whipping out my fist"


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
(Thanks for reminding me.)


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)


Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
{What gods do you farm with?}
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"
(What gods do you worship?)


Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
(I see, so would you say that…)
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
(Actually you answered another question after…)
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
(Leave before I make you.)
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


(Nobody knows who he is.)


1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


2: Xen taitu hé?
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


1: Xen xen.
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


1: My kid's turning two!
Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
"A HERO alone"


2: What's their name?
I wanna be a saikyou HERO!


1: Xaucxaucuóc.


2: That's a weird name for a kid.
====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby


2: So it's not your child?
===Translations of Yambot text===
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


1: Wrong.
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


=Original dad jokes=
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!


What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?


Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.


I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?


Nuc' har'úño?
Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat


What did the homesick river otter say?
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


"Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be (a) webbed hand/foot?


=Original proverbs=
Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne
Cuc’ ñ’ihuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan hé jál.


A chicken should see one bad day.
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol




Cuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan.
Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


A chicken should see one bad day.
For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters




Un' xíc' āhleyaxiý c'uatxañ' cé c'uau c'uau āhr'u xenuz c'ualdocüóc hé
Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?


A man smart enough to walk away from his hangman deserves a delayed sentence
Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?




C'en coxhabzi xeual marco
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý


You can't raise a fried egg
Fortunately I live in this situation




C'en coxhabzi ruhu marco
Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol


You can't raise a fried chicken
What’s the right word lol


====Fyorr====
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


Añ'xauc añ'riñon tabui lam'am'
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.


The batfish says the lizardfish is ugly
====Kevin====
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate


Cozméuitx hez'i nei ih cucual ez'e nanam maioj.


Marry fast if you like the taste of charcoal.
Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel


Uc' udiyem diyem muziven xen coi r'ez āhuuei.
====Mish====
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


An impluvium that won't stop to listen will dry out.
what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


Ūtsaúx ūtséá
The cat is stalking a plant


Hummingbird and northern giant hornet


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu


Cüaujatnz'i (jál jál) xemux ne
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.


Fat (only) clarifies with fire


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú yazih mïcur
I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.


A thief's grave will be filled with weeds


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc mïcur
The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


A graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds


Hanpfeú có xaúx


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc muj mïcur, Adziaxiý ladíeú vuz'uóc c'an
The child interrupted the bird's call


A bad graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds, a good graverobber's grave will be emptied


Vuz'uóc muj, vuz'uóc c'an
C’en il setnteu habail’


good graverobber, bad graverobber
I’ve never been able to stab children




Xen (ban') zid' teu
Íūzi a R’úýen toc.


A spear tip isn't a thorn
R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.




Ih jen'ax xad uim coil jenyan' eý c'ez nuc' āhhut'ijaij jenjen xeyad
Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?


If one cleans their asshole in a river they shouldn't be surprised by helpful fish
You really hate glottalization don’t you?




Jenjen xeyad
Ñéi, soccual socxauc.


Helpful fish
Come inside, I like talking with you.




Nanam jenjen xeyad cual muzad
Xen coxmuj xacur eý.


Helpful fish taste like shit
Don't piss on terrorbirds.


=Original songs (some incomplete)=
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Secaí secïubi Xíýan


When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
To slay the evil one
We cheered surely for Xíýan


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes


Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan
Round-Trip Trader's Lament


Ū
Numa numa iei
Oh
 
He escaped by running like hell
 


Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
Corúuz'i xec
What I wouldn't give to land at last


Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
You and I are friends
From an endless journey leeward and windward again


Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
The archipelago's riches need me they say


Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer


Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
I love how you sing.
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say


Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
But my fate is already tattooed


Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
Setnjen' xem'en
As a slave to this bastard ship,


Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý
I swam in the deep water
The hunger for too much in both it and me




Yan'ad Jem'uj
Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
The same rope


=Oldest written Soc'ul' joke=
Why are you so short?
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.


Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.


=Always Look on the Bright Side of Life=
Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
 
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
 
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
 
Āh
I'm good but could be better, you?
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
 
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
Coi ucuzad heit nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
Āhun' āhcuur
 
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
 
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
'cudixz'i maumau.
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cats are evil.
(Cuoj ne)
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Āhiylocojí locojí il
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Cozýeu cudiiad
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


=Original lullaby=
Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
Cozen eý cé,
Xen curiljí.
Cozc'ualz'i nál
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
Āhcohñ'alai
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...


Your father dear is here,
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
So darling do not fear,
O have a little dream
Of maids by the old stream,
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...


=Centaurworld poem=
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Ji humuz cé xeu.
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
The man is sitting on a rock.
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
How much for the parrot in the window?
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


=Another Brick in the Wall=
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


Xil āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Eylac il Cēūshé jál .
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc'
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!
Cēūshé was here.


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
 
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc'
He put new bowls on the long mat
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
That dumbass thinks I won't notice
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Xen jíý xad?
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


=Jargalant Altai=
What happened?
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


=Namárië=
Go where the Ýans live, lizard
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
If you do, I will not see.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!
 
 
Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
 
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
 
 
Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"


=Love poem=
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.


Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.


=Navy Seal copypasta=
Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


=Ey, Ukhnem=
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


=Í Tokuni=
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
 
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


=Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus=
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


=Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)=
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.
Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.


=Soldier, Poet, King=
Weeds will fill your grave.
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


==Pumped Up Kicks==
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
We suffer more imagining than really being.
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en




Cualdum's hand is quick
Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Hanging from his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


=My horses collect teeth=
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
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Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'


Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman


Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je


Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
My kid's a clutz


=Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)=
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Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci


Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i


=Permechikan showcase text=
It is who made me remake it figurative.
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Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


=One Punch Man opening theme=
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?
ONE PUNCH!


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
I own a shack on the peninsula.
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.


Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"
 
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.


Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
"Whipping out my fist"


(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
You nearly killed me.
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
C'e uc' tartxe cur cur eý.
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
He can see in the darkest of caves.
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
I got this scar in the war.
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
Ucur'e ñéd'.
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"
 
The room was silent.
 
 
R'úz nál cur'e aul'.
 
The mute woman came to the market stall.
 
 
Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.
 
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.
 
 
Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.
 
The only thing I wait for is death.
 
 
Coxxem'uz ux curad.
 
Bury the dead animal.
 
 
Curehc'z'i il hab.
 
Mother's had a heart attack.


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.
"A HERO alone"


I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.


=Ossetian cowboy verse=
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Getting cursed was his worst fear.
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
 
His two eyes flaming red.
Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
 
You be my witness, Oh God!
The children dislike his scary mask.
 
 
Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.
 
I have no ill will toward the king.
 
 
Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.
 
I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.
 
 
Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.
 
Find me a dark blue flower.
 
 
Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.
 
My copper shipment should've come a month ago.
 
 
Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.
 
This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.
 
 
Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.
 
Pay no mind to the insane old man.
 
 
Sulaúzax curux.
 
The nightmare woke me up.
 
 
C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?
 
Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?
 
 
Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
 
As predicted, he forgot us.
 
 
Haruc' cé.
 
The man saw me.
 
 
Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.
 
The deer's father ran away.
 
 
Añ'céjí xañ'eux.
 
The gorilla is strong.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.
 
After the ritual he was an adult man.
 
 
C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
 
The animal can no longer produce semen.
 
 
Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
 
The penis curves downward.
 
 
Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
 
We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
 
 
Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
 
My sister made a pretty dress.
 
 
Íúsxec a āyan céux.
 
Āyan gave me a brother.
 
 
C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
 
You can't use only strength to hunt.
 
 
Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
 
The wrestler trains to grow strong.
 
 
Haryen cóc.
 
He is my father.
 
 
Hazen jál eý cócou.
 
The uncles are here.
 
 
Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.
 
The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
 
 
Iux cē jenad eý.
 
The boy played in the lake.
 
 
Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
 
Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.
 
 
Iyútnux réu ej útnad.
 
The other hand was caught in a web.
 
 
Hanútni joñ'ur ta.
 
He caught three big fish.
 
 
Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.
 
The large river otter is eating.
 
 
Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.
 
Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.
 
 
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
 
The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.
 
 
Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.
 
A partially eaten donut was on the ground.
 
 
Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.
 
I love the Knrawi language.
 
 
Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
 
The traders landed in the bay.
 
 
Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
 
The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.
 
 
Seclaúz il juldum eý.
 
I wake up in the afternoon.
 
 
Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
 
You must crush the rice thoroughly.
 
 
Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.
 
He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.
 
 
Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
 
Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.
 
 
Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
 
May you buy some crushed herbs?
 
 
Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.
 
I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.
 
 
Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
 
These ground seeds make a good porridge.
 
 
Nal'nejin cui julex.
 
The sling bullet went through his jaw.
 
 
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
 
The road was trapped with a jutting spear.
 
 
Txadiz julue ñua ne.
 
He filled his mouth with rice.
 
 
Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
 
He suffers from oral cancer.
 
 
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
 
Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
 
 
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
 
The dog licked the master.
 
 
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
 
The man stopped the barely started song.
 
 
Hanjulzí xecla.
 
He slurped from the soup bowl.
 
 
Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
 
I'm too distracted by things to be.
 
 
Un' jál ñe letn.
 
This is the nearly finished house.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
 
You must wait, the translator is sick.
 
 
Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
 
Stay in the shallow part of the river.
 
 
Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
 
He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
 
 
Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
 
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
 
 
Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
 
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
 
 
Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
 
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
 
 
Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
 
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
 
 
Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
 
Events only have the meaning we give them.
 
 
Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
 
You know better than to eat fish.
 
 
Secú etjeí.
 
My headache is killing me.
 
 
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
 
We'll need some edible flowers.
 
 
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
 
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
 
 
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
 
Nowadays they get few customers here.
 
 
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
 
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
 
 
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
 
I remember that from back when we were kids.
 
 
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
 
So I maybe lost your axe.
 
 
Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
 
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
 
 
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
 
The string is stretched too far.
 
 
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
 
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
 
 
Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
 
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
 
 
Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
 
He ate it right before it spoiled.
 
 
Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
 
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
 
 
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
 
Fuck, we ran out of food.
 
 
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
 
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
 
 
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
 
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
 
 
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
 
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
 
 
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
 
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
 
 
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
 
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
 
 
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
 
I made the song to show you my love.
 
 
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
 
Banaiuj is the local poet.
 
 
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
 
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
 
 
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
 
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
 
 
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
 
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
 
 
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
 
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
 
 
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
 
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
 
 
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
 
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
 
 
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
 
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.
 
 
Miu secú lepm eý
 
I was eating yesterday
 
 
Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
 
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
 
 
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
 
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
 
Please feed the baby some chicken
 
 
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
 
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
 
 
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
 
Donation from Civuyiscajrn
 
 
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?
 
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
 
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
 
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
 
 
[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
 
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
 
 
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
 
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
 
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
 
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
 
Tauxa: Hm?
 
Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
 
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
 
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
 
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
 
Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
 
Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
 
Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
 
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
 
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
 
Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
 
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
 
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
 
Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
 
Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)
 
Tauxa: Xen’.
(Nothing)
 
Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
 
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
 
Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)
 
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
 
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)
 
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
 
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
 
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
 
Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
 
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
 
Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
 
Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
 
Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
 
Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
 
 
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
 
2: Xen taitu hé?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
 
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
 
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
 
1: Xen xen.
 
1: My kid's turning two!
 
2: What's their name?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
 
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
 
2: So it's not your child?
 
1: Wrong.
 
 
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
 
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
 
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
 
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
 
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
 
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
 
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
 
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
 
 
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
 
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
 
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
 
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
 
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
 
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
 
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
 
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
 
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
 
===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?
 
I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
 
 
Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
 
Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
 
 
Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
 
What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
 
 
Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
 
Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
 
 
Ah secuc’
 
Ah got it
 
 
Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
 
No worries, see ya tomorrow
 
 
Oh seccudiz lol
 
Oh my bad lol
 
 
Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
 
I sense an IE lang
 
 
Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
 
Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
 
 
Cual, ñā
 
Yes, nyaa
 
 
Cozcual tum’ay (:
 
gn (:
 
 
Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
 
That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
 
 
Xad eý sus cureu 😳
 
When the impostor is sus 😳
 
 
Cozen cozen
 
No u
 
 
Il ji
 
You have now
 
 
Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
 
Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
 
 
Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
 
I’ll take that as a no
 
 
Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
 
Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
 
 
Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
 
Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
 
 
Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
 
Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
 
 
Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
 
 
Ā cual lol
 
 
Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
 
 
C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
 
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
 
 
En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
 
There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
 
 
Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
 
Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
 
 
Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
 
I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
 
 
Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
 
Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
 
 
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
 
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
 
 
Cud ieuiai
 
Skill issue
 
 
Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
 
Oo which word's "English"?
 
 
Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
 
Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
 
 
A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
 
Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
 
 
Cual cual, cun' hej link?
 
 
Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
 
 
Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
 
Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
 
 
Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
 
Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
 
 
Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
 
Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
 
 
Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
 
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
 
 
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
 
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."
 
==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
 
===Love poem===
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
 
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
 
===My horses collect teeth===
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Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
 
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
 
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
 
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
 
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
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Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
 
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
 
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
 
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
 
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?
 
==Original songs (most incomplete)==
===Hymn to Xíýan===
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Secaí secïubi Xíýan
 
When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
To slay the evil one
We cheered surely for Xíýan
 
 
===Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan (Round-Trip Trader's Lament)===
 
Ū
Oh
 
Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
What I wouldn't give to land at last
 
Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
From an endless journey leeward and windward again
 
Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
The archipelago's riches need me they say
 
Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer
 
Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say
 
Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
But my fate is already tattooed
 
Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
As a slave to this bastard ship,
 
Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý
The hunger for too much in both it and me
 
 
===Yan'ad Jem'uj (The same rope)===
???
 
===Original lullaby===
Cozen eý cé,
Xen curiljí.
Cozc'ualz'i nál
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
Āhcohñ'alai
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...
 
Your father dear is here,
So darling do not fear,
O have a little dream
Of maids by the old stream,
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...
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