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Añ’nál’azig’ ux ta nil hán có ta
Añ’nál’aziy ux ta nil hán có ta


Three animals are born to feed three children
Three animals are born to feed three children




Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eg’?
Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad ?


Where are my eyes?
Where are my eyes?




Igcux al cél’ julex xenug’ jál xad miū xenug’ ej
Iycux al cél’ julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej


One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
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I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j
I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
Heitjí heitjí xoñíl āhmiu je ez'e uc' cozen.


It is never too late to become what you might have been.


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
Secc'ua hez'i urzi uc' āhcozxem'án c'éd', jál ne coraul'úz'i coil.


Regrettably, I think you'll overcook our dinner, so lets just eat out.


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
Secxenúilai secxenúilai āhsetneu iyxauc' teñtañ' xañ' tumyan habai je


I stayed up so late that I heard the bells ring to mark the new day.


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
'ñ'alzi sutui r'úl um'iu m'e ai arje xenuz.
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.


Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
Coi coryaiad.
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


End my suffering.


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
Cozhabaux, haujin' haulicinz'i jál cuc' ih cohsaumu.
 
Be careful, that old man will bite you with his gums if you make him mad.
 


Uc' socréuzi jutxux


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE
I will hug all of you


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


Il, iysuxad iyxoñíl, hazen nálnál cé āhsehcuxiý


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý
Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater


Hian úu cēj habah hab hé


-Cozleydijí xen'!
Their mother’s grandmother’s sibling’s friend’s tree
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


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CISÍL
Uc' ují xad cud


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál
DANGER
Something bad might happen


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Ñomuír zál


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.
Rule 7


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


Umubey jál xauc'iad.


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?
This sentence is false.


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


> CAN I KISS YOU
Cual Cual Tumyan Ne-Jernexuñ Nál!


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))
Happy International Women's Day!




NAYN IL YAIAD
Setnú il aí ir'te.
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
I eat salty dogs.
I HATE
-jerma




Corxauc corjí
Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
Yummy I love fried chicken.
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.




Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.




Soccual'en
Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly




Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!
Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.




Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoy uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.
But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).
You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


IÁTAN TXICÑ
If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!


Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
There is a day
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'
-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
> CAN I KISS YOU


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma
 
LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma




Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
Corxauc corjí
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.




Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
Bread, Bread; come feed me.




Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
Soccual'en
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly




Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
- xauilád Urhaa


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!
- Urhaa proverb




JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING




Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.
Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.


Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.




Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).


A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).




Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
IÁTAN TXICÑ
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
cohuc'zi txicñ
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
COZSEÑ :) :)
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
DUCK GAME
Anyone can see what it means to me
look at the duck
Finally companied in omniverse
YOU WIN :) :)
Dreaming sweet in C




XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!




Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.




Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Jál aiauñ' muzad
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
R'uz aír'ūj
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
 
Av r'uz secbataram
in the wild there is a dead deer
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
white grass grows to cover it
Āhinxaucax doy
there is a lady who thinks of spring
Ay, ay
and a man who entices her
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.


Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.


Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Sectoc' toc xen'e
Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


From Him, we come
Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue


Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel


Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".
Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


heroism - kidneys donated
Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
 
I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.




Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
Cua, auca, auc.
- xauilád Urhaa


The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.
- Urhaa proverb




Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
*Co*.
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
Xen *c'o*, *co*.
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


Sound out the word with me.
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
*Person*.
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING




xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.
xen miur'


your balls are not safe
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
not anymore




[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


Cats in Middle Ages:
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs




Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.
Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.
Summoned by a call, buried in us all
 
Anyone can see what it means to me
==Dialogs==
Finally companied in omniverse
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?
Dreaming sweet in C


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Where is my book?
XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


Oh I think they left it at his house
WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!




Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Yes I did, he was paddling fast
Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


 
Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
This freaking song
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
Is getting too long
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
Don’t get too graphic
ŋ't: Cual
Or I’ll start to panic
nico!: (gif)
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
And it makes me go like doy
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej
Ay, ay
 
I got the rhymes
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
I got the times
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
ŋ't: A true tragedy
Ay, rap song, ay
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender




Un' English muzad muzad.
Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?


English is complete garbage.


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.


Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!
Sectoc' toc xen'e
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


Cohxauc hey hé...
We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


Dear God, what have you done?!


It was an accident I swear!
Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.


Tell that to their family...
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.




Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.




"Secú etjeí."
Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


"My headache's killing me."
Dari dia kita datang
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


Blake:
Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


Blake:
[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


Blake:
heroism - kidneys donated
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


Blake:
Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible
Cua, auca, auc.


The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.


Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
*Co*.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Xen *c'o*, *co*.
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.


==Longer translations==
Sound out the word with me.
===Permechikan showcase text===
*Person*.
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.
xen miur'


===Ossetian cowboy verse===
your balls are not safe
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
not anymore
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
- añ'suíl suíl
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


Through his hat shone
Cats in Middle Ages:
His two eyes flaming red.
- hard working
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
- went to church
You be my witness, Oh God!
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.
 
 
Iytabdi haibu teu,
Iytabdi saih,
Utabdi miū,
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.


===Centaurworld poem===
Roses are red,
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Violets are red,
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Bushes are red,
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl
My garden is on fire.


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Syen jál neixad:
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj
Syen jál xuc':
Syen jál tsiel':


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
This is my brush:
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


===Namárië===
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.
 
 
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
COHSEIXA!!!!
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax
 
CANCEL HIM!!!!
did nothing to stop slavery


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU


===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
GUYS please don't SWEAR
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
You are what you eat, Sonic.
Muzad. Syen.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Damn. I Exist.


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
I would go to wall street if
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market




"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
Conlang-uóc:
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Jul'al ñod:
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!


(transcript here later)
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Real languages:
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!




Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
Sonic: "Shadow"
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
[everyone talking]
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
 
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
*Hits you with metal pipe*
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
*Hits you with metal pipe*
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
*Hits you with metal pipe*
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding
Shadow: "A!"
 
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
cūl' air
-unen'zadjí
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


(transcript here later)
simple pendulum
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon




Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!


(transcript here later)


===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.
My illiterate ass


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi


===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Xen syen co
Her leaden voice commands the dead
Syen ta bex nivla eý
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Í secey maý xenuz
Her hunger will consume us all
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
And even now I hear her call: Jolene
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý
 
I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
 
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
 
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad
 
NOTICE - Frog that way
 
 
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku
 
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you
 
 
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!
 
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
un' xen' xen' jál ñél āhcuxeý cuuc'
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
STOP exploring the ocean
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
==Dialogs==
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
 
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Where is my book?
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Oh I think they left it at his house
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
 
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
 
Āh
Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
 
Āhun' āhcuur
While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
 
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
Yes I did, he was paddling fast
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
 
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
 
Āh
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
(Cuoj ne)
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
Āhiylocojí locojí il
ŋ't: Cual
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
nico!: (gif)
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
Cozýeu cudiiad
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


====Another Brick in the Wall====
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
Cuj tata xec'en ne
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
ŋ't: A true tragedy
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
ŋ't: Yes
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
nico!: (gif)
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
ŋ't: Literally me
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
nico!: That is your gender


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'
Un' English muzad muzad.
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
English is complete garbage.
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
 
Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Cohxauc hey hé...
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
Dear God, what have you done?!
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
It was an accident I swear!
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Tell that to their family...
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
 
Cualuño
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.
 


====Jargalant Altai====
"Secú etjeí."
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
"My headache's killing me."
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


====Ey, Ukhnem====
Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


====Soldier, Poet, King====
Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


====Pumped Up Kicks====
Blake:
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Melchi:
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Xen habaux Bowser
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Blake:
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Blake:
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


Cualdum's hand is quick
Blake:
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
And he's bringing me a surprise
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
I've been waiting for a long time
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
I contemplate with my tobacco
Cuxnál: Ā.
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Cuxnál: Ah.
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


====Í Tokuni====
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
*800 years of war*
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
==Longer translations==
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
===Permechikan showcase text===
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


====One Punch Man opening theme====
Huriad ne,
ONE PUNCH!
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
Shone through his hat
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
Through his hat shone
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
===Navy Seal copypasta===
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
===Centaurworld poem===
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
Hush now, hide, all you little ones
"Whipping out my fist"
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
===Namárië===
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 "
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
(transcript here later)
"A HERO alone"


I wanna be a saikyou HERO!


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará
 
Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby


===Translations of Yambot text===
(transcript here later)
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
(transcript here later)


===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol
===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux taitu Earl?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
 
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
 
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Fortunately I live in this situation
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
 
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
 
Āh
Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
What’s the right word lol
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
 
Āhun' āhcuur
====Fyorr====
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil āhsecr'úz r'úh ne
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
 
Āh
====Kevin====
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan
(Cuoj ne)
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
 
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en
Cozýeu cudiiad
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
====Another Brick in the Wall====
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


====Mish====
"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


=Original texts=
Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
==Single sentences==
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


The cat is stalking a plant
Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity
Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


====Jargalant Altai====
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Hanpfeú có xaúx
Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
 
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
The child interrupted the bird's call
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


C’en il setnteu habail’
====Ey, Ukhnem====
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
I’ve never been able to stab children
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
Íūzi a R’úýen toc.
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
====Soldier, Poet, King====
 
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
You really hate glottalization don’t you?
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Come inside, I like talking with you.
====Pumped Up Kicks====
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Xen coxmuj xacur .
Suílai r'ūjjí mama
 
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Don't piss on terrorbirds.
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
 
Un' bīn háñe je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes


Cualdum's hand is quick
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


Numa numa iei
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
He escaped by running like hell
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


Corúuz'i xec
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
You and I are friends
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
I love how you sing.
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


====Í Tokuni====
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Setnjen' xem'en
Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


I swam in the deep water
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
Xen cozjí il hez'i
 
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Why are you so short?
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Ñ'in' yan' miu , cozuc'zi!
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay āhxen mil ne?


There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
====One Punch Man opening theme====
ONE PUNCH!


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


I'm good but could be better, you?
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


'cudixz'i maumau.
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Cats are evil.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
"Whipping out my fist"


(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)


Ji humuz cé xeu.
Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


The man is sitting on a rock.
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


How much for the parrot in the window?
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


(Nobody knows who he is.)


En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Cēūshé was here.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj
HERO, coi cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


He put new bowls on the long mat
Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
"A HERO alone"


I wanna be a saikyou HERO!


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi


That dumbass thinks I won't notice
====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby


Xen jíý xad?
===Translations of Yambot text===
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


What happened?
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based




Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?


Go where the Ýans live, lizard
Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?




Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol


If you do, I will not see.
Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol




Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat




Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol




Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters




C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?




Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý


Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
Fortunately I live in this situation




Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol


I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
What’s the right word lol


====Fyorr====
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.


Weeds will fill your grave.
====Kevin====
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate


C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.


Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel


Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
====Mish====
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


We suffer more imagining than really being.
what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
The cat is stalking a plant


The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu


Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.


They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.


My kid's a clutz


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu


Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


It is who made me remake it figurative.


==Multiple sentences==
Hanpfeú có xaúx
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.


Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
The child interrupted the bird's call




Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
C’en il setnteu habail’
-xen c’uaijí


Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
I’ve never been able to stab children
-unknown




Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
Íūzi a R’úýen toc.


Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.




[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.


I scatter the grain,
You really hate glottalization don’t you?
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.




[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.


It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
Come inside, I like talking with you.


==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}


Tauxa: Hm?
Xen coxmuj xacur eý.


Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
Don't piss on terrorbirds.
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
 
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes


Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
Numa numa iei
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
He escaped by running like hell
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)


Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)


Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
Corúuz'i xec
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)


Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
You and I are friends
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)


Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)


Tauxa: Seccuz.
I love how you sing.
(No problem.)


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)


Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
Setnjen' xem'en
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
I swam in the deep water


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)


Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)


Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
Why are you so short?
(That explains a lot.)


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.


Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
(What was that?)


Tauxa: Xen’.
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
(Nothing)


Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
I'm good but could be better, you?
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)


Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Aíún'...
Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
(It’s…)


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
(I said I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
'cudixz'i maumau.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)


Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
Cats are evil.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
(Thanks for reminding me.)


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)


Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
Ji humuz cé xeu.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
The man is sitting on a rock.
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)


Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)


Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
(I see, so would you say that…)


Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
How much for the parrot in the window?
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)


Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
(Leave before I make you.)


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe


1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!


2: Xen taitu hé?
En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones


2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.


1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.


2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
Cēūshé was here.


1: Xen xen.


1: My kid's turning two!
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý


2: What's their name?
He put new bowls on the long mat


1: Xaucxaucuóc.


2: That's a weird name for a kid.
C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi


1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
That dumbass thinks I won't notice


2: So it's not your child?


1: Wrong.
Xen jíý xad?


What happened?


1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"


2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
"Because they don't need them."


1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
Go where the Ýans live, lizard
"But why don't they need them?"


2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."


1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"


2: Xen secc'ua.
If you do, I will not see.
"I don't know."


1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"


2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
"Please go to sleep."


===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?


I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"


Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"


Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah


Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon


What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat


C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj


Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar


Is it evolved from a different lang or original?


Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.


Ah secuc’
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.


Ah got it


Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.


Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.


No worries, see ya tomorrow


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.


Oh seccudiz lol
Weeds will fill your grave.


Oh my bad lol


C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.


Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.


I sense an IE lang


Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.


Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
We suffer more imagining than really being.


Nothaway’s catlang confirmed


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare


Cual, ñā
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities


Yes, nyaa


Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux


Cozcual tum’ay (:
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'


gn (:


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je


Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
My kid's a clutz


That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’


Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i


Xad eý sus cureu 😳
It is who made me remake it figurative.


When the impostor is sus 😳


Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?


Cozen cozen
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?


No u


Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.


Il ji
I own a shack on the peninsula.


You have now


Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.


Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.


Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town


Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.


Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.


I’ll take that as a no


Xeý dar'u cé cuice.


Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.


Imagine standing instead of running smh my head


Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.


Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
You nearly killed me.


Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’


C'e uc' tartxe cur cur eý.


Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
He can see in the darkest of caves.


Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going


Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.


Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
I got this scar in the war.




Ā cual lol
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.


I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.


Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil


Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.


C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.


Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?


Ucur'e ñéd'.


En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
The room was silent.


There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick


R'úz nál cur'e aul'.


Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
The mute woman came to the market stall.


Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context


Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.


Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.


I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun


Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.


Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
The only thing I wait for is death.


Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol


Coxxem'uz ux curad.


Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
Bury the dead animal.


Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?


Curehc'z'i il hab.


Cud ieuiai
Mother's had a heart attack.


Skill issue


Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.


Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.


Oo which word's "English"?


Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.


Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
Getting cursed was his worst fear.


Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab


Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.


A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
The children dislike his scary mask.


Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?


Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.


Cual cual, cun' hej link?
I have no ill will toward the king.




Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.


I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.


Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?


Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.


Find me a dark blue flower.


Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?


Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.


My copper shipment should've come a month ago.


Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'


Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.


This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.


Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz


Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.


==Longer texts==
Pay no mind to the insane old man.
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.


Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.


===Love poem===
Sulaúzax curux.
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.


Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
The nightmare woke me up.
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.


===My horses collect teeth===
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'


Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?


Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?


Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'


===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci


Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
As predicted, he forgot us.


==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!


What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
Haruc' cé.


The man saw me.


Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.


I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.


The deer's father ran away.


Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?


Nuc' har'úño?
'céjí xañ'eux.
 
The gorilla is strong.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.
 
After the ritual he was an adult man.
 
 
C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
 
The animal can no longer produce semen.
 
 
Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
 
The penis curves downward.
 
 
Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
 
We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
 
 
Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
 
My sister made a pretty dress.
 
 
Íúsxec a āyan céux.
 
Āyan gave me a brother.
 
 
C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
 
You can't use only strength to hunt.
 
 
Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
 
The wrestler trains to grow strong.
 
 
Haryen cóc.
 
He is my father.
 
 
Hazen jál eý cócou.
 
The uncles are here.


What did the homesick river otter say?


Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?
Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.


==Original proverbs==
The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
Cuc’ ñ’ihuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan hé jál.


A chicken should see one bad day.


(You should treat the condemned well)
Iux cē jenad eý.


The boy played in the lake.


Cuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan.


A chicken should see one bad day.
Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.


(You should treat the condemned well)
Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.




Un' xíc' āhleyaxiý c'uatxañ' cé c'uau c'uau āhr'u xenuz c'ualdocuóc hé
Iyútnux réu ej útnad.


A man smart enough to walk away from his hangman deserves a delayed sentence
The other hand was caught in a web.




C'en coxhabzi xeual marco
Hanútni joñ'ur ta.


You can't raise a fried egg
He caught three big fish.


(You can't have your cake and eat it)


Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.


C'en coxhabzi ruhu marco
The large river otter is eating.


You can't raise a fried chicken


(You can't have your cake and eat it)
Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.


Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.


Añ'xauc añ'riñon tabui lam'am'


The batfish says the lizardfish is ugly
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.


(The pot calls the kettle black)
The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.




Cozméuitx hez'i nei ih cucual ez'e nanam maioj.
Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.


Marry fast if you like the taste of charcoal.
A partially eaten donut was on the ground.


(Don't rush into love/Don't confuse infatuation or lust for love)


Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.


Uc' udiyem diyem muziven xen coi r'ez āhuuei.
I love the Knrawi language.


An impluvium that won't stop to listen will dry out.


(Stubbornness/arrogance will get you nowhere)
Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.


The traders landed in the bay.


Ūtsaúx ūtséá


Hummingbird and northern giant hornet
Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.


(You're paying attention to the wrong details)
The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.




Cüaujatnz'i (jál jál) xemux ne
Seclaúz il juldum eý.


Fat (only) clarifies with fire
I wake up in the afternoon.


(Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet (but can also refer to negative circumstances rather than just actions))


Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú yazih mïcur
You must crush the rice thoroughly.


A thief's grave will be filled with weeds


(If you're shitty your legacy'll reflect that)
Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.


He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc mïcur


A graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds
Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.


(If you're shitty to other people you should expect people to be shitty to you)
Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.


Ih cormutsenz'i cum'ay je c'ez āhíúyxec cuzad


If you piss at clouds you'll get rain
Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?


(If you're shitty to other people you should expect people to be shitty to you)
May you buy some crushed herbs?




Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc muj mïcur, Adziaxiý ladíeú vuz'uóc c'an
Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.


A bad graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds, a good graverobber's grave will be emptied
I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.


(Just because you get away with something at first doesn't mean it won't catch up to you later)


Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.


Vuz'uóc muj, vuz'uóc c'an
These ground seeds make a good porridge.


good graverobber, bad graverobber


(Just because you get away with something at first doesn't mean it won't catch up to you later)
Nal'nejin cui julex.


The sling bullet went through his jaw.


Xen (ban') zid' teu


A spear tip isn't a thorn
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.


(Not everything has a silver lining/Sometimes things are just as they seem)
The road was trapped with a jutting spear.




Ih jen'ax xad uim coil jenyan' eý c'ez nuc' āhhut'ijaij jenjen xeyad
Txadiz julue ñua ne.


If one cleans their asshole in a river they shouldn't be surprised by helpful fish
He filled his mouth with rice.


(If you get yourself into a bad situation be weary of people who may take advantage/Be careful about people taking advantage in the guise of help)


Tabl'a siueñ julue je.


Jenjen xeyad
He suffers from oral cancer.


Helpful fish


(If you get yourself into a bad situation be weary of people who may take advantage/Be careful about people taking advantage in the guise of help)
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.


Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.


Nanam jenjen xeyad cual muzad


Helpful fish taste like shit
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.


(Easy solutions aren't always the best)
The dog licked the master.




Ih cohyepfu ñuimaj miúx āhcozjeyc'enz'i
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.


If you count shades of green go coastward
The man stopped the barely started song.


(Don't take on tasks too big for you)


Hanjulzí xecla.


R'u xauauñ'an cud xeuayañ'an xenuz
He slurped from the soup bowl.


Bad merchants go around bad Xeuayans


(Bad circumstances lead to bad people/actions)
Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.


I'm too distracted by things to be.


Xauan cud, xeuayan cud


Bad merchant, bad Xeuayan
Un' jál ñe letn.


(Bad circumstances lead to bad people/actions)
This is the nearly finished house.




Neji sutxiux xen'e āhñ'iban' sutxiux
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.


He runs without a message, which is the message
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.


(The lady doth protest too much)


Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.


[[File:Small violent drum.png|thumb]]
You must wait, the translator is sick.
Āhxañ' xañ' ā xañ' xañ'


The small violent drum's front strikes


((Humorous) be careful about your wording)
Cozūts mujul yan'yan.


Stay in the shallow part of the river.


Zeyan' aiauñ'uóc cual ez'e xauii xañ'íl' un' hez'i tsil cual ciuce


A good songwriter wraps their words' meanings as loose as their loincloth
Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.


He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.


Añ'cuxiý ruhu xem'ánjí līn tabt'i xemjí je


An overcooked chicken is better than a burnt boar
Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.


(A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush)
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
 
 
Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
 
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
 
 
Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
 
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
 
 
Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
 
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
 
 
Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
 
Events only have the meaning we give them.
 
 
Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
 
You know better than to eat fish.
 
 
Secú etjeí.
 
My headache is killing me.
 
 
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
 
We'll need some edible flowers.
 
 
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
 
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
 
 
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
 
Nowadays they get few customers here.
 
 
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
 
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
 
 
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
 
I remember that from back when we were kids.
 
 
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
 
So I maybe lost your axe.
 
 
Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
 
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
 
 
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
 
The string is stretched too far.
 
 
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
 
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
 
 
Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
 
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
 
 
Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
 
He ate it right before it spoiled.
 
 
Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
 
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
 
 
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
 
Fuck, we ran out of food.
 
 
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
 
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
 
 
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
 
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
 
 
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
 
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
 
 
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
 
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
 
 
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
 
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
 
 
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
 
I made the song to show you my love.
 
 
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
 
Banaiuj is the local poet.
 
 
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
 
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
 
 
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
 
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
 
 
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
 
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
 
 
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
 
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
 
 
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
 
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
 
 
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
 
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
 
 
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
 
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.
 
 
Miu secú lepm eý
 
I was eating yesterday
 
 
Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
 
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
 
 
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
 
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
 
Please feed the baby some chicken
 
 
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
 
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
 
 
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
 
Donation from Civuyiscajrn
 
 
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?
 
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
 
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
 
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
 
 
[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
 
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
 
 
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
 
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
 
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
 
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
 
Tauxa: Hm?
 
Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
 
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
 
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
 
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
 
Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
 
Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
 
Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
 
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
 
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
 
Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
 
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
 
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
 
Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
 
Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)
 
Tauxa: Xen’.
(Nothing)
 
Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
 
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
 
Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)
 
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
 
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)
 
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
 
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
 
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
 
Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
 
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
 
Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
 
Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
 
Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
 
Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
 
 
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
 
2: Xen taitu hé?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
 
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
 
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
 
1: Xen xen.
 
1: My kid's turning two!
 
2: What's their name?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
 
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
 
2: So it's not your child?
 
1: Wrong.
 
 
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
 
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
 
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
 
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
 
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
 
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
 
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
 
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
 
 
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
 
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
 
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
 
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
 
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
 
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
 
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
 
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
 
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
 
===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?
 
I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
 
 
Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
 
Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
 
 
Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
 
What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
 
 
Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
 
Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
 
 
Ah secuc’
 
Ah got it
 
 
Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
 
No worries, see ya tomorrow
 
 
Oh seccudiz lol
 
Oh my bad lol
 
 
Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
 
I sense an IE lang
 
 
Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
 
Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
 
 
Cual, ñā
 
Yes, nyaa
 
 
Cozcual tum’ay (:
 
gn (:
 
 
Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
 
That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
 
 
Xad eý sus cureu 😳
 
When the impostor is sus 😳
 
 
Cozen cozen
 
No u
 
 
Il ji
 
You have now
 
 
Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
 
Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
 
 
Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
 
I’ll take that as a no
 
 
Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
 
Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
 
 
Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
 
Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
 
 
Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
 
Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
 
 
Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
 
 
Ā cual lol
 
 
Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
 
 
C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
 
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
 
 
En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
 
There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
 
 
Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
 
Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
 
 
Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
 
I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
 
 
Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
 
Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
 
 
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
 
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
 
 
Cud ieuiai
 
Skill issue
 
 
Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
 
Oo which word's "English"?
 
 
Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
 
Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
 
 
A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
 
Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
 
 
Cual cual, cun' hej link?
 
 
Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
 
 
Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
 
Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
 
 
Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
 
Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
 
 
Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
 
Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
 
 
Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
 
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
 
 
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
 
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."
 
==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
 
===Love poem===
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
 
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
 
===My horses collect teeth===
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Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
 
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
 
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
 
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
 
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
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Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
 
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
 
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
 
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
 
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?


==Original songs (most incomplete)==
==Original songs (most incomplete)==
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