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Cual coxxen mau
Cual coxxen mau


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Añ’nál’azig’ ux ta nil hán có ta
Añ’nál’aziy ux ta nil hán có ta


Three animals are born to feed three children
Three animals are born to feed three children




Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eg’?
Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad ?


Where are my eyes?
Where are my eyes?




Igcux al cél’ julex xenug’ jál xad miū xenug’ ej
Iycux al cél’ julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej


One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
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Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau
-Soccuj! Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau


-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
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Nun' xañ'íl' uñō ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý
Nun' xañ'íl' zid' ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý


Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
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C'uayud miúx (kinki)
Ceñ miúx (kinki)


Fresh idiot (kinki)
Fresh idiot (kinki)
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Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál c'uayud tumyan
Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál ceñ tumyan


A fool follows the sun for a day
A fool follows the sun for a day
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Uc' un' ez'e nei c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.
Uc' un' ez'e numa c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.


Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
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The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.
The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
Huriadz'i hab he celara hej


My mother loves your girlfriend


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
Íún' hé soc'ul' lec'ad ed.


Soc'ul' has nine tones.


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
Xen nun' hel jál xañ'íl ád ax av aidi miūj?


Does that word have high tone or low falling tone?


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
Syen co
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


I am a person


Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
C'en cozjen'?
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Can you swim?


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
Umujuljí mujuljí il jenyan' jál al'a ñeta eý.
 
The river is shallower this time of year.
 


Miuc miuc yanux saz'e!


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE
Trans rights now!


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


''Hazen "scrub" cé āhc'ua ācosjí — iuv'ajti "buster"''


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý
''A "scrub" is a guy that thinks he's fine — also known as a "buster"''


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater


Un' aidi aidi, uéiz Scott Pilgrim jál ej nálnál céce pfur


-Cozleydijí xen'!
I can't believe scott pilgrim invented both lesbians AND gay men
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


Bici ji setnréuzi xec ax mau réú he


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál
haha me and the cat are holding hands


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Sehuc' "nálnál", "pfur", "Scott Pilgrim" c'ez āhsecjeiñño


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.
I saw "women", "gay", and "scott pilgrim" and ran


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


[[File:Scoot Pilgrim.jpg|thumb]]
Ulēljí ez'e eu éáiad āhcohcurilaxiý curilaxiý jutxux ta nálnál, pfur, Dar'u Xauc'


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?
The implication that you're terrified of all three women, gays, and Scoot Pilgrim is funny


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


> CAN I KISS YOU
Xen secjera
Í cumiuji xauc'iad #translation-activities eý c'ez āhbaxauý cou am


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))
I don't mean to brag
But I posted a sentence in #translation-activities and it was translated by 4 different people




NAYN IL YAIAD
Uc' setntsireu cuūz yan'il hej ec'r'éu hej xenuz āhsocýem'urax setnjí /j
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j
I HATE
-jerma




Corxauc corjí
Heitjí heitjí xoñíl āhmiu je ez'e uc' cozen.
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
It is never too late to become what you might have been.
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.




Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
Secc'ua hez'i urzi uc' āhcozxem'án c'éd', jál ne coraul'úz'i coil.


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
Regrettably, I think you'll overcook our dinner, so lets just eat out.




Soccual'en
Secxenúilai secxenúilai āhsetneu iyxauc' teñtañ' xañ' tumyan habai je
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
I stayed up so late that I heard the bells ring to mark the new day.
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly




Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
Añ'ñ'alzi sutui r'úl um'iu m'e ai arje xenuz.


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.




Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
Coi coryaiad.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
End my suffering.




Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoy uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.
Cozhabaux, haujin' haulicinz'i jál cuc' ih cohsaumu.


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.
Be careful, that old man will bite you with his gums if you make him mad.




Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).
Uc' socréuzi jutxux


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
I will hug all of you




IÁTAN TXICÑ
Il, iysuxad iyxoñíl, hazen nálnál cé āhsehcuxiý
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)




Xen je Hun' Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
Hian úu cēj habah hab


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
Their mother’s grandmother’s sibling’s friend’s tree




Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
[[File:Soc'ul' DANGER.png|thumb]]
CISÍL
Uc' ují xad cud


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.
DANGER
Something bad might happen




Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Ñomuír zál
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
Rule 7
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her




Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
Umubey jál xauc'iad.


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.
This sentence is false.




Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cual Cual Tumyan Ne-Jernexuñ Nál!
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Happy International Women's Day!
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.




Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'
Setnú il aí ir'te.


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies
I eat salty dogs.




Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
Yummy I love fried chicken.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.




Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.
Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.




Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.




Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.




Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing




Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Xauc "c'e cozceñaxiý" cū eý
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
It says "you're gullible" on the ceiling
Bread, Bread; come feed me.




Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
Xen cozajiax āhiyherú il v'ual?


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
- xauilád Urhaa


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
- Urhaa proverb


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.
If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.


Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
You look like Mary Poppins
 
Is he cool?
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!




Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
Utumyanz’i
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
r’uz āhucécez’i
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
āhIeulanz’i.
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.
 
There is a day
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Sectoc' toc xen'e
Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.
> CAN I KISS YOU


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.


Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.
NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Dari dia kita datang
Corxauc corjí
Pada dia kita pulang
Harxauc harjí
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Jangan kita cakap sumbang
Cozhur hab
 
You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý


Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!
I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!


==Dialogs==
Soccual'en
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu
I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


Where is my book?


Oh I think they left it at his house
Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Yes I did, he was paddling fast


Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN"
I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


(transcript here later)


Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).


Un' English muzad muzad.
I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


English is complete garbage.
IÁTAN TXICÑ
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
DUCK GAME
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)




Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!


Cohxauc hey hé...


Dear God, what have you done?!
Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad


It was an accident I swear!
The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


Tell that to their family...


Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
in the wild there is a dead deer
C'uayud: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál
white grass grows to cover it
 
there is a lady who thinks of spring
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
and a man who entices her
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.




"Secú etjeí."
Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


"My headache's killing me."
We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."




Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.
Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Melchi:
Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
Xen habaux Bowser
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


Blake:
In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Melchi:
Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Bowser doesn't care
 
I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


==Longer translations==
Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


===Ossetian cowboy verse===
Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


===Navy Seal copypasta===
Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.
Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


===Centaurworld poem===
Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Bread, Bread; come feed me.
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh
- xauilád Urhaa
 
The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
- Urhaa proverb
 


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
Silent, secretive feeling
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
When he sees the light leaving your eyes
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


===Song translations===
Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej , cuoj cox he?
Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C
 
Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en . Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi , ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
Āhun' āhcuur
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
(Cuoj ne)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Āhiylocojí locojí il
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Cozýeu cudiiad
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


====Another Brick in the Wall====
Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Jál aiauñ' muzad
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
R'uz aír'ūj
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Av r'uz secbataram
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay
 
Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay
 
 
Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
 
Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?
 
 
R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
 
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'
Sectoc' toc xen'e
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"
 
We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
"Āāā!"
Aíún' je, secñéiej
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian
 
Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
From Him, we come
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
To Him, we go back
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
He doesn't order to hate people
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Let's not argue
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


====Jargalant Altai====
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
 
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
 
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.
Cuj tumyan xem en.
 
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.
 
 
[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý
 
heroism - kidneys donated
 
 
Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Cua, auca, auc.
 
The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
*Co*.
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Xen *c'o*, *co*.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


====Ey, Ukhnem====
Sound out the word with me.
Ī, r'úhjí!
*Person*.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


====Soldier, Poet, King====
xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
xen miur'
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
your balls are not safe
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
not anymore
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
 
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
 
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je
 
Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


====Pumped Up Kicks====
Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Iytabdi haibu teu,
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Iytabdi saih,
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Utabdi miū,
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
 
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Roses are red,
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Violets are red,
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Bushes are red,
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
My garden is on fire.
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
 
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
 
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Syen jál neixad:
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Syen jál xuc':
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Syen jál tsiel':
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
 
This is my brush:
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:




Cualdum's hand is quick
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
 
He has a tobacco leaf
Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa
Hanging from his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


====Í Tokuni====
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
COHSEIXA!!!!
Secuc' a uain'se
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
CANCEL HIM!!!!
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
did nothing to stop slavery
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
GUYS please don't SWEAR
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


====One Punch Man opening theme====
[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
ONE PUNCH!
Muzad. Syen.


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
Damn. I Exist.


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
I would go to wall street if
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
Conlang-uóc:
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"
 
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Jul'al ñod:
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"
Real languages:
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
"Whipping out my fist"
cūl' air
-unen'zadjí
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
simple pendulum
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"
My illiterate ass


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
Xen syen co
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Í secey maý xenuz
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý


(Nobody knows who he is.)
I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
"A HERO alone"
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad


I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
NOTICE - Frog that way


=Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)=
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
You are what you eat, Sonic.
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Thanks, I worked hard on it.
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you




Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."


[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc'
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
STOP exploring the ocean
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
==Dialogs==
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


(transcript here later)
Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Where is my book?
Oh I think they left it at his house


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?


(transcript here later)
Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Yes I did, he was paddling fast
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


(transcript here later)
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


=Wallace and Gromit but awful=
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


=ConPhon AI translations=
Un' English muzad muzad.
==Dillon==
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


English is complete garbage.


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol
Cohxauc hey hé...


Dear God, what have you done?!


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
It was an accident I swear!


I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
Tell that to their family...




Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne
Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.




Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters
"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."




Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


Fortunately I live in this situation


Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


What’s the right word lol
Blake:
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


==Fyorr==
Blake:
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


==Kevin==
Blake:
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate


Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel


==Mish==
Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


=Original texts=
How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


The cat is stalking a plant
Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu
R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity
===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


Hanpfeú có xaúx
===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


The child interrupted the bird's call
Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


C’en il setnteu habail’
Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


I’ve never been able to stab children
Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Íūzi a R’úýen toc.
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


You really hate glottalization don’t you?
Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


Come inside, I like talking with you.
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
Don't piss on terrorbirds.


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."




Numa numa iei
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


He escaped by running like hell
[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]


(transcript here later)


Corúuz'i xec
You and I are friends
Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
I love how you sing.


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


Setnjen' xem'en
[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]


I swam in the deep water
(transcript here later)




Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


Why are you so short?
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


(transcript here later)


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


I'm good but could be better, you?
===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


Coi ucuzad heit nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


'cudixz'i maumau.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Cats are evil.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
Āhun' āhcuur
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
(Cuoj ne)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Āhiylocojí locojí il
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Cozýeu cudiiad
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


Ji humuz cé xeu.
====Another Brick in the Wall====
 
Cuj tata xec'en ne
The man is sitting on a rock.
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
 
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
 
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
 
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia .
How much for the parrot in the window?
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
 
 
Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
 
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
 
 
En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a
 
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
 
 
Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
 
Cēūshé was here.
 
 
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý
 
He put new bowls on the long mat
 


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


That dumbass thinks I won't notice
Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Xen jíý xad?
Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


What happened?
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Go where the Ýans live, lizard
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
 
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
 
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


If you do, I will not see.
"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xil āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia .
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
====Jargalant Altai====
 
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
====Ey, Ukhnem====
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
 
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
 
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
====Soldier, Poet, King====
 
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
 
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Weeds will fill your grave.
Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


====Pumped Up Kicks====
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
 
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


We suffer more imagining than really being.


Cualdum's hand is quick
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
Daddy's working long
 
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
And he's bringing me a surprise
 
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
 
I've been waiting for a long time
Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
 
I contemplate with my tobacco
My kid's a clutz
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
====Í Tokuni====
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


It is who made me remake it figurative.
Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


==Multiple sentences==
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
-xen c’uaijí
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
 
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?
-unknown


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
====One Punch Man opening theme====
ONE PUNCH!


Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
Three! Two! One! Kill shot!


==Dialogs==
Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}


Tauxa: Hm?
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
{What are you called?}
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"
(What's your name?)


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
(Tauxa, why?)
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)


Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
(Nobody knows who he is.)
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)


Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
{(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)


Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
"Whipping out my fist"


Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)


Tauxa: Seccuz.
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
(No problem.)
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
(Who are you talking to?)
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
(That explains a lot.)
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
(What was that?)
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


Tauxa: Xen’.
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
(Nothing)
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(Nobody knows who he is.)
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)


Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad ? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


Researcher: Aíún'...
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
(It’s…)
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
(I said I don't wanna know.)
"A HERO alone"


Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú . Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
====Way Down We Go (incomplete)====
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
R'uz secmuz xen'e
Secmuz xen'e
C'ez secmuz xen'e
Ū un' je āhhautapm'ux, c'ez āhcozmuz
Secmuz xenuz


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
And way down we go
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
Way down we go
Say way down we go
Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til you fall
Way down we go


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
===Translations of Yambot text===
(Thanks for reminding me.)
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)


Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)


Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)


Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)


Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)


Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol
(Actually you answered another question after…)


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat


1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


2: Xen taitu hé?


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.


2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


1: Xen xen.
For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


1: My kid's turning two!


2: What's their name?
Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?


2: That's a weird name for a kid.


1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý


2: So it's not your child?
Fortunately I live in this situation


1: Wrong.


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol


1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
What’s the right word lol
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"


2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
====Fyorr====
"Because they don't need them."
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
"But why don't they need them?"


2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
====Kevin====
"Because they have beaks."
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"


2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."


1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý
"But why don't you know?"


2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
"Please go to sleep."


===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
====Mish====
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?


I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?


=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
The cat is stalking a plant


Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu


Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.


What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu


Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.


Is it evolved from a different lang or original?


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu


Ah secuc’
The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


Ah got it


Hanpfeú có xaúx


Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
The child interrupted the bird's call


No worries, see ya tomorrow


C’en il setnteu habail’


Oh seccudiz lol
I’ve never been able to stab children


Oh my bad lol


Íūzi a R’úýen toc.


Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.


I sense an IE lang


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?


Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
You really hate glottalization don’t you?


Nothaway’s catlang confirmed


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.


Cual, ñā
Come inside, I like talking with you.


Yes, nyaa


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.


Cozcual tum’ay (:
Don't piss on terrorbirds.


gn (:


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu


Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes


That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’


Numa numa iei


Xad eý sus cureu 😳
He escaped by running like hell


When the impostor is sus 😳


Corúuz'i xec


Cozen cozen
You and I are friends


No u


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx


Il ji
I love how you sing.


You have now


Setnjen' xem'en


Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
I swam in the deep water


Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?


Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
Why are you so short?


I’ll take that as a no


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!


Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!


Imagine standing instead of running smh my head


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
I'm good but could be better, you?


Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.


Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.


Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going


Añ'cudixz'i maumau.


Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
Cats are evil.




Ā cual lol
Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.


Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil


Ji humuz cé xeu.


C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
The man is sitting on a rock.


Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?


En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
How much for the parrot in the window?


There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe


Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe


Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context


En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý


Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones


I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.


Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
Cēūshé was here.


Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol


Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý


Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
He put new bowls on the long mat


Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi


Cud ieuiai
That dumbass thinks I won't notice


Skill issue


Xen jíý xad?


Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
What happened?


Oo which word's "English"?


Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai


Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
Go where the Ýans live, lizard


Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab


Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'


A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
If you do, I will not see.


Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian


Cual cual, cun' hej link?
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus




Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"


I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"


Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?


Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah


I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon


Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?


Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar


Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'


Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.


Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.


Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz


Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.


==Original dad jokes==
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!


What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.


Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
Weeds will fill your grave.


I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.


C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.


Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.


Nuc' har'úño?


What did the homesick river otter say?
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.


Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?
We suffer more imagining than really being.


==Original proverbs==
Cuc’ ñ’ihuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan hé jál.


A chicken should see one bad day.
Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare


The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities


Cuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan.


A chicken should see one bad day.
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux


They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'


Un' xíc' āhleyaxiý c'uatxañ' cé c'uau c'uau āhr'u xenuz c'ualdocuóc hé


A man smart enough to walk away from his hangman deserves a delayed sentence
Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
 
My kid's a clutz
 
 
Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
 
It is who made me remake it figurative.
 
 
Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?
 
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?
 
 
Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.
 
I own a shack on the peninsula.
 
 
Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
 
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.
 
 
Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.
 
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.
 
 
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
 
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.
 
 
Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.
 
You nearly killed me.
 
 
C'e uc' tartxe cur cur eý.
 
He can see in the darkest of caves.




C'en coxhabzi xeual marco
Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.


You can't raise a fried egg
I got this scar in the war.




C'en coxhabzi ruhu marco
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.


You can't raise a fried chicken
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.




'xauc añ'riñon tabui lam'am'
Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.


The batfish says the lizardfish is ugly
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.




Cozméuitx hez'i nei ih cucual ez'e nanam maioj.
Ucur'e ñéd'.


Marry fast if you like the taste of charcoal.
The room was silent.




Uc' udiyem diyem muziven xen coi r'ez āhuuei.
R'úz nál cur'e aul'.


An impluvium that won't stop to listen will dry out.
The mute woman came to the market stall.




Ūtsaúx ūtséá
Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.


Hummingbird and northern giant hornet
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.




Cüaujatnz'i (jál jál) xemux ne
Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.


Fat (only) clarifies with fire
The only thing I wait for is death.




Nal'txadiziý ladíeú yazih mïcur
Coxxem'uz ux curad.


A thief's grave will be filled with weeds
Bury the dead animal.




Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc mïcur
Curehc'z'i il hab.


A graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds
Mother's had a heart attack.




Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc muj mïcur, Adziaxiý ladíeú vuz'uóc c'an
Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.


A bad graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds, a good graverobber's grave will be emptied
The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.


Vuz'uóc muj, vuz'uóc c'an


good graverobber, bad graverobber
Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.


Getting cursed was his worst fear.


Xen (ban') zid' teu


A spear tip isn't a thorn
Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.


The children dislike his scary mask.


Ih jen'ax xad uim coil jenyan' eý c'ez nuc' āhhut'ijaij jenjen xeyad


If one cleans their asshole in a river they shouldn't be surprised by helpful fish
Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.


I have no ill will toward the king.


Jenjen xeyad


Helpful fish
Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.


I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.


Nanam jenjen xeyad cual muzad


Helpful fish taste like shit
Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.


Find me a dark blue flower.


Ih cohyepfu ñuimaj miúx āhcozjeyc'enz'i


If you count shades of green go coastward
Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.


My copper shipment should've come a month ago.


R'u xauauñ'an cud xeuayañ'an xenuz


Bad merchants go around bad Xeuayans
Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.


This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.


Xauan cud, xeuayan cud


Bad merchant, bad Xeuayan
Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.


Pay no mind to the insane old man.
Sulaúzax curux.
The nightmare woke me up.
C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?
Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?
Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
As predicted, he forgot us.
Haruc' cé.
The man saw me.
Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.
The deer's father ran away.
Añ'céjí xañ'eux.
The gorilla is strong.
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.
After the ritual he was an adult man.
C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
The animal can no longer produce semen.
Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
The penis curves downward.
Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
My sister made a pretty dress.
Íúsxec a āyan céux.
Āyan gave me a brother.
C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
You can't use only strength to hunt.
Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
The wrestler trains to grow strong.
Haryen cóc.
He is my father.
Hazen jál eý cócou.
The uncles are here.
Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.
The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
Iux cē jenad eý.
The boy played in the lake.
Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.
Iyútnux réu ej útnad.
The other hand was caught in a web.
Hanútni joñ'ur ta.
He caught three big fish.
Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.
The large river otter is eating.
Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.
Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.
Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.
A partially eaten donut was on the ground.
Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.
I love the Knrawi language.
Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
The traders landed in the bay.
Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.
Seclaúz il juldum eý.
I wake up in the afternoon.
Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
You must crush the rice thoroughly.
Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.
He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.
Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.
Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
May you buy some crushed herbs?
Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.
I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.
Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
These ground seeds make a good porridge.
Nal'nejin cui julex.
The sling bullet went through his jaw.
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
The road was trapped with a jutting spear.
Txadiz julue ñua ne.
He filled his mouth with rice.
Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
He suffers from oral cancer.
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
The dog licked the master.
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
The man stopped the barely started song.
Hanjulzí xecla.
He slurped from the soup bowl.
Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
I'm too distracted by things to be.
Un' jál ñe letn.
This is the nearly finished house.
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
You must wait, the translator is sick.
Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
Stay in the shallow part of the river.
Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
Events only have the meaning we give them.
Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
You know better than to eat fish.
Secú etjeí.
My headache is killing me.
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
We'll need some edible flowers.
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
Nowadays they get few customers here.
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
I remember that from back when we were kids.
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
So I maybe lost your axe.
Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
The string is stretched too far.
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
He ate it right before it spoiled.
Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
Fuck, we ran out of food.
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
I made the song to show you my love.
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
Banaiuj is the local poet.
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.
Miu secú lepm eý
I was eating yesterday
Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
Please feed the baby some chicken
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
Donation from Civuyiscajrn
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
Tauxa: Hm?
Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)
Tauxa: Xen’.
(Nothing)
Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
2: Xen taitu hé?
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
1: Xen xen.
1: My kid's turning two!
2: What's their name?
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
2: So it's not your child?
1: Wrong.
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?
I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
Ah secuc’
Ah got it
Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
No worries, see ya tomorrow
Oh seccudiz lol
Oh my bad lol
Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
I sense an IE lang
Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
Cual, ñā
Yes, nyaa
Cozcual tum’ay (:
gn (:
Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
Xad eý sus cureu 😳
When the impostor is sus 😳
Cozen cozen
No u
Il ji
You have now
Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
I’ll take that as a no
Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
Ā cual lol
Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
Cud ieuiai
Skill issue
Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
Oo which word's "English"?
Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
Cual cual, cun' hej link?
Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."
==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
===Love poem===
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
===My horses collect teeth===
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
Nuc' har'úño?
What did the homesick river otter say?
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?


Neji sutxiux xen'e āhñ'iban' sutxiux
==Original songs (most incomplete)==
 
===Hymn to Xíýan===
He runs without a message, which is the message
 
==Original songs (some incomplete)==
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Āhaíyanux cudix
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Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan
===Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan (Round-Trip Trader's Lament)===
Round-Trip Trader's Lament


Ū
Ū
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Yan'ad Jem'uj
===Yan'ad Jem'uj (The same rope)===
The same rope
???


==Oldest written Soc'ul' joke==
===Original lullaby===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
 
=Original lullaby=
Cozen eý cé,
Cozen eý cé,
Xen curiljí.
Xen curiljí.
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O dance with them you will
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...
In dreams with them until...
=Love poem=
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
=My horses collect teeth=
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
=Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)=
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
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