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Cual coxxen mau
Cual coxxen mau


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Añ’nál’azig’ ux ta nil hán có ta
Añ’nál’aziy ux ta nil hán có ta


Three animals are born to feed three children
Three animals are born to feed three children




Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eg’?
Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad ?


Where are my eyes?
Where are my eyes?




Igcux al cél’ julex xenug’ jál xad miū xenug’ ej
Iycux al cél’ julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej


One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
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Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau
-Soccuj! Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau


-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
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Nun' xañ'íl' uñō ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý
Nun' xañ'íl' zid' ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý


Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
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C'uayud miúx (kinki)
Ceñ miúx (kinki)


Fresh idiot (kinki)
Fresh idiot (kinki)
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Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál c'uayud tumyan
Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál ceñ tumyan


A fool follows the sun for a day
A fool follows the sun for a day
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Uc' un' ez'e nei c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.
Uc' un' ez'e numa c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.


Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
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The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.
The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
Huriadz'i hab he celara hej


My mother loves your girlfriend


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
Íún' hé soc'ul' lec'ad ed.


Soc'ul' has nine tones.


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
Xen nun' hel jál xañ'íl ád ax av aidi miūj?


Does that word have high tone or low falling tone?


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
Syen co
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


I am a person


Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
C'en cozjen'?
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Can you swim?


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
Umujuljí mujuljí il jenyan' jál al'a ñeta eý.
 
The river is shallower this time of year.




eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE
Miuc miuc yanux saz'e!


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE
Trans rights now!




Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý
''Hazen "scrub" cé āhc'ua ācosjí — iuv'ajti "buster"''


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
''A "scrub" is a guy that thinks he's fine — also known as a "buster"''




-Cozleydijí xen'!
Un' aidi aidi, uéiz Scott Pilgrim jál ej nálnál céce pfur
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
I can't believe scott pilgrim invented both lesbians AND gay men
-39 buried, 0 found.




Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál
Bici ji setnréuzi xec ax mau réú he


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.
haha me and the cat are holding hands




Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.
Sehuc' "nálnál", "pfur", "Scott Pilgrim" c'ez āhsecjeiñño


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.
I saw "women", "gay", and "scott pilgrim" and ran




> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?
[[File:Scoot Pilgrim.jpg|thumb]]
Ulēljí ez'e eu éáiad āhcohcurilaxiý curilaxiý jutxux ta nálnál, pfur, Dar'u Xauc'


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))
The implication that you're terrified of all three women, gays, and Scoot Pilgrim is funny


> CAN I KISS YOU


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))
Xen secjera
Í cumiuji xauc'iad #translation-activities eý c'ez āhbaxauý cou am


I don't mean to brag
But I posted a sentence in #translation-activities and it was translated by 4 different people


NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
Uc' setntsireu cuūz yan'il hej ec'r'éu hej xenuz āhsocýem'urax setnjí /j
I HATE
-jerma


I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j


Corxauc corjí
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
Heitjí heitjí xoñíl āhmiu je ez'e uc' cozen.
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


It is never too late to become what you might have been.


Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
Secc'ua hez'i urzi uc' āhcozxem'án c'éd', jál ne coraul'úz'i coil.


Regrettably, I think you'll overcook our dinner, so lets just eat out.


Soccual'en
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
Secxenúilai secxenúilai āhsetneu iyxauc' teñtañ' xañ' tumyan habai je
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


I stayed up so late that I heard the bells ring to mark the new day.


Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!
Añ'ñ'alzi sutui r'úl um'iu m'e ai arje xenuz.


A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.


Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Coi coryaiad.


End my suffering.


Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoy uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.
Cozhabaux, haujin' haulicinz'i jál cuc' ih cohsaumu.


Be careful, that old man will bite you with his gums if you make him mad.


Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
Uc' socréuzi jutxux


I will hug all of you


IÁTAN TXICÑ
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
Il, iysuxad iyxoñíl, hazen nálnál cé āhsehcuxiý
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)


Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy


Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
Hian úu cēj habah hab hé


Their mother’s grandmother’s sibling’s friend’s tree


Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.
[[File:Soc'ul' DANGER.png|thumb]]
CISÍL
Uc' ují xad cud


DANGER
Something bad might happen


Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
Ñomuír zál
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


Rule 7


Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.
Umubey jál xauc'iad.


This sentence is false.


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Cual Cual Tumyan Ne-Jernexuñ Nál!
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


Happy International Women's Day!


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies
Setnú il aí ir'te.


I eat salty dogs.


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Yummy I love fried chicken.


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.
Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.


Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.


It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.


Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.


Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je


Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing


Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Xauc "c'e cozceñaxiý" cū eý
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


It says "you're gullible" on the ceiling


Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
Xen cozajiax āhiyherú il v'ual?


Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
==Multiple sentences==
- xauilád Urhaa
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
- Urhaa proverb




JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING




Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.
Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.




Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!




Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
Utumyanz’i
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
r’uz āhucécez’i
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
āhIeulanz’i.
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
There is a day
Anyone can see what it means to me
that starts with a man
Finally companied in omniverse
who is an Iolan.
Dreaming sweet in C
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.




XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!




Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE




Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay




Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?
-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.




R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.




Sectoc' toc xen'e
Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


We cut without a knife
Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"




Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.
(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


> CAN I KISS YOU


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.


NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
LIFE IS PAIN
Aíún' je, secñéiej
I HATE
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
-jerma
Xen secxahian


Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


From Him, we come
Corxauc corjí
To Him, we go back
Harxauc harjí
He doesn't order to hate people
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Let's not argue
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý


==Dialogs==
I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Where is my book?
Soccual'en
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


Oh I think they left it at his house
I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly




Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Yes I did, he was paddling fast
Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN"
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


(transcript here later)
Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


Un' English muzad muzad.


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).


English is complete garbage.
I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


IÁTAN TXICÑ
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
DUCK GAME
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Cohxauc hey ...
Xen je Hun' Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!


Dear God, what have you done?!
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!


It was an accident I swear!


Tell that to their family...
Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
C'uayud: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


"My headache's killing me."
Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Blake:
Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


Blake:
Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.
 
In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Melchi:
Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Bowser doesn't care


Blake:
I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
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Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


===Ossetian cowboy verse===
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Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


===Navy Seal copypasta===
Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


===Centaurworld poem===
Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
Silent, secretive feeling
- xauilád Urhaa
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
When he sees the light leaving your eyes
- Urhaa proverb


===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
SUCK YA DAD'S
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


===Song translations===
Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Anyone can see what it means to me
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Finally companied in omniverse
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Dreaming sweet in C


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
 
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.
WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!
 
 
Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en . Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
 
A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
 


====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Jál aiauñ' muzad
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
R'uz aír'ūj
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Av r'uz secbataram
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āh
Āhinxaucax doy
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Ay, ay
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
setnayn he ehc'ux
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
Setnayn he xil'
Āhun' āhcuur
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
Āh
This freaking song
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Is getting too long
(Cuoj ne)
Don’t get too graphic
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Or I’ll start to panic
Āhiylocojí locojí il
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
And it makes me go like doy
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Ay, ay
Cozýeu cudiiad
I got the rhymes
Corxec cou āl aico hé
I got the times
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
Ay, rap song, ay
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
 
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
 
Miu āhucuc'zi
Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


====Another Brick in the Wall====
Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'
R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Sectoc' toc xen'e
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc'
Cozen jál jál yal
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!
We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


====Jargalant Altai====
Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Xen secxahian
Cuj tumyan xem en.
 
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Dari dia kita datang
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang
 
From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
 
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


====Ey, Ukhnem====
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


====Soldier, Poet, King====
Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
 
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
 
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
heroism - kidneys donated
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


====Pumped Up Kicks====
Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Cua, auca, auc.
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
kʷa akʷa akʷ.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
 
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
 
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
*Co*.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Xen *c'o*, *co*.
 
Sound out the word with me.
*Person*.
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
xen miur'
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


your balls are not safe
not anymore


Cualdum's hand is quick
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Hanging from his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
- añ'suíl suíl
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
- ñ'ihjí are je
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je
 
Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs
 
 
Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.
 
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.
 
 
Iytabdi haibu teu,
Iytabdi saih,
Utabdi miū,
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.
 
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Bushes are red,
My garden is on fire.


Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
Syen jál neixad:
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Syen jál xuc':
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
Syen jál tsiel':
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
This is my brush:
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
This is my paint:
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
This is my canvas:
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


====Í Tokuni====
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


====One Punch Man opening theme====
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
ONE PUNCH!
COHSEIXA!!!!
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
CANCEL HIM!!!!
did nothing to stop slavery


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
GUYS please don't SWEAR
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"
Muzad. Syen.


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
Damn. I Exist.
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
I would go to wall street if
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
Conlang-uóc:
"Whipping out my fist"


(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Jul'al ñod:
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!
Real languages:
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!


Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i
 
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding
 


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!
cūl' air
-unen'zadjí
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
simple pendulum
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"
My illiterate ass


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
Xen syen co
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Í secey maý xenuz
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý


(Nobody knows who he is.)
I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals
"A HERO alone"


I wanna be a saikyou HERO!


===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
 
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad
 
NOTICE - Frog that way


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
You are what you eat, Sonic.
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Thanks, I worked hard on it.
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku


Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.




"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc'
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
STOP exploring the ocean
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell


(transcript here later)
==Dialogs==
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Where is my book?
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
Oh I think they left it at his house


(transcript here later)


Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]
While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


(transcript here later)
Yes I did, he was paddling fast


===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


=ConPhon AI translations=
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
==Dillon==
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


Un' English muzad muzad.


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
English is complete garbage.


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol
Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
Cohxauc hey hé...


I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
Dear God, what have you done?!


It was an accident I swear!


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne
Tell that to their family...


I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.


Fortunately I live in this situation
Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol


What’s the right word lol
Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


==Fyorr==
Melchi:
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne
Xen habaux Bowser


No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
Blake:
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


==Kevin==
Blake:
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


==Mish==
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


=Original texts=
Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


The cat is stalking a plant
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu
Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity
Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


Hanpfeú có xaúx
===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


The child interrupted the bird's call
He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


C’en il setnteu habail’
Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


I’ve never been able to stab children
Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Íūzi a R’úýen toc.
Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


You really hate glottalization don’t you?
===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Come inside, I like talking with you.
Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


Don't piss on terrorbirds.
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.




Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."


Numa numa iei


He escaped by running like hell
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]


Corúuz'i xec
(transcript here later)


You and I are friends


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
 
I love how you sing.
 
 
Setnjen' xem'en
 
I swam in the deep water
 


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
(transcript here later)


Why are you so short?


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
(transcript here later)


===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


I'm good but could be better, you?
===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


'cudixz'i maumau.
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Cats are evil.
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Ji humuz xeu.
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


The man is sitting on a rock.
====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
 
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
 
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u ?
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
How much for the parrot in the window?
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
 
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
 
Āh
Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
 
Āhun' āhcuur
 
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
 
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
(Cuoj ne)
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Cēūshé was here.
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád
 
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj
Cozýeu cudiiad
 
Corxec cou āl aico hé
He put new bowls on the long mat
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen'
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


====Another Brick in the Wall====
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


That dumbass thinks I won't notice
Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Xen jíý xad?
Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


What happened?
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
 
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Go where the Ýans live, lizard


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


If you do, I will not see.
"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


====Jargalant Altai====
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
 
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
====Ey, Ukhnem====
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
====Soldier, Poet, King====
 
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
====Pumped Up Kicks====
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
Suílai r'ūjjí mama
 
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Weeds will fill your grave.
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
 
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.


Cualdum's hand is quick
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
We suffer more imagining than really being.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
 
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
====Í Tokuni====
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


My kid's a clutz
Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
 
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
It is who made me remake it figurative.
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


==Multiple sentences==
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
====One Punch Man opening theme====
ONE PUNCH!


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!


Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
-xen c’uaijí
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
-unknown
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"


Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


==Dialogs==
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}


Tauxa: Hm?
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
(Nobody knows who he is.)
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
(Tauxa, why?)
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)


Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
"Whipping out my fist"


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad ?
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
{(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)


Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)


Tauxa: Seccuz.
HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
(No problem.)
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(Nobody knows who he is.)
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
(Who are you talking to?)
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
(That explains a lot.)
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
(What was that?)
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


Tauxa: Xen’.
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
(Nothing)
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
"A HERO alone"


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Aíún'...
====Way Down We Go (incomplete)====
(It’s…)
R'uz secmuz xen'e
Secmuz xen'e
C'ez secmuz xen'e
Ū un' je āhhautapm'ux, c'ez āhcozmuz
Secmuz xenuz


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
And way down we go
(I said I don't wanna know.)
Way down we go
Say way down we go
Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til you fall
Way down we go


Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
===Translations of Yambot text===
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)


Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)


Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol
(I'm not sure what you mean.)


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)


Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)


Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
(I see, so would you say that…)


Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)


Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


2: Xen taitu hé?


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?


2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?


1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.


2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý


1: Xen xen.
Fortunately I live in this situation


1: My kid's turning two!


2: What's their name?
Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
What’s the right word lol


2: That's a weird name for a kid.
====Fyorr====
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.


2: So it's not your child?
====Kevin====
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


1: Wrong.
There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate




1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"


2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
"Because they don't need them."


1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
====Mish====
"But why don't they need them?"
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
"Because they have beaks."


1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
=Original texts=
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


2: Xen secc'ua.
The cat is stalking a plant
"I don't know."


1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"


2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu
"Please go to sleep."


===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?


I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu


Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.


Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu


Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat


Hanpfeú có xaúx


Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
The child interrupted the bird's call


Is it evolved from a different lang or original?


C’en il setnteu habail’


Ah secuc’
I’ve never been able to stab children


Ah got it


Íūzi a R’úýen toc.


Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.


No worries, see ya tomorrow


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?


Oh seccudiz lol
You really hate glottalization don’t you?


Oh my bad lol


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.


Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
Come inside, I like talking with you.


I sense an IE lang


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.


Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
Don't piss on terrorbirds.


Nothaway’s catlang confirmed


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu


Cual, ñā
The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes


Yes, nyaa


Numa numa iei


Cozcual tum’ay (:
He escaped by running like hell


gn (:


Corúuz'i xec


Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
You and I are friends


That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx


Xad eý sus cureu 😳
I love how you sing.


When the impostor is sus 😳


Setnjen' xem'en


Cozen cozen
I swam in the deep water


No u


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?


Il ji
Why are you so short?


You have now


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!


Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!


Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
I'm good but could be better, you?


I’ll take that as a no


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.


Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.


Imagine standing instead of running smh my head


Añ'cudixz'i maumau.


Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
Cats are evil.


Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.


Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.


Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going


Ji humuz cé xeu.


Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
The man is sitting on a rock.




Ā cual lol
Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?


How much for the parrot in the window?


Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe


C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe


Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?


En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý


En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones


There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.


Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
Cēūshé was here.


Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context


Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý


Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
He put new bowls on the long mat


I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi


Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
That dumbass thinks I won't notice


Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol


Xen jíý xad?


Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
What happened?


Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?


Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai


Cud ieuiai
Go where the Ýans live, lizard


Skill issue


Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'


Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
If you do, I will not see.


Oo which word's "English"?


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian


Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus


Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"


A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"


Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah


Cual cual, cun' hej link?
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon




Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar


Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?


Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.


Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.


Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?


Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.


I love this little gremlin's bonkers.


Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'


Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.


Weeds will fill your grave.


Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz


Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.


==Longer texts==
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.


Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.


===Love poem===
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.


Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
We suffer more imagining than really being.
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.


===My horses collect teeth===
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'


Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare


Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities


Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'


===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci


Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
 
 
Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
 
My kid's a clutz
 
 
Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
 
It is who made me remake it figurative.
 
 
Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?
 
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?
 
 
Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.
 
I own a shack on the peninsula.
 
 
Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
 
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.
 
 
Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.
 
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.
 
 
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
 
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.


==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!


What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.


You nearly killed me.


Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.


I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
C'e uc' tartxe cur cur eý.


He can see in the darkest of caves.


Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?


Nuc' har'úño?
Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.


What did the homesick river otter say?
I got this scar in the war.


Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?


==Original proverbs==
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.
Cuc’ ñ’ihuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan hé jál.


A chicken should see one bad day.
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.




Cuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan.
Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.


A chicken should see one bad day.
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.




Un' xíc' āhleyaxiý c'uatxañ' cé c'uau c'uau āhr'u xenuz c'ualdocuóc hé
Ucur'e ñéd'.


A man smart enough to walk away from his hangman deserves a delayed sentence
The room was silent.




C'en coxhabzi xeual marco
R'úz nál cur'e aul'.


You can't raise a fried egg
The mute woman came to the market stall.




C'en coxhabzi ruhu marco
Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.


You can't raise a fried chicken
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.




Añ'xauc añ'riñon tabui lam'am'
Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.


The batfish says the lizardfish is ugly
The only thing I wait for is death.




Cozméuitx hez'i nei ih cucual ez'e nanam maioj.
Coxxem'uz ux curad.


Marry fast if you like the taste of charcoal.
Bury the dead animal.




Uc' udiyem diyem muziven xen coi r'ez āhuuei.
Curehc'z'i il hab.


An impluvium that won't stop to listen will dry out.
Mother's had a heart attack.




Ūtsaúx ūtséá
Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.


Hummingbird and northern giant hornet
The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.




Cüaujatnz'i (jál jál) xemux ne
Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.


Fat (only) clarifies with fire
Getting cursed was his worst fear.




Nal'txadiziý ladíeú yazih mïcur
Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.


A thief's grave will be filled with weeds
The children dislike his scary mask.




Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc mïcur
Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.


A graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds
I have no ill will toward the king.




Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc muj mïcur, Adziaxiý ladíeú vuz'uóc c'an
Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.


A bad graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds, a good graverobber's grave will be emptied
I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.


Vuz'uóc muj, vuz'uóc c'an


good graverobber, bad graverobber
Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.


Find me a dark blue flower.


Xen (ban') zid' teu


A spear tip isn't a thorn
Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.


My copper shipment should've come a month ago.


Ih jen'ax xad uim coil jenyan' eý c'ez nuc' āhhut'ijaij jenjen xeyad


If one cleans their asshole in a river they shouldn't be surprised by helpful fish
Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.


This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.


Jenjen xeyad


Helpful fish
Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.


Pay no mind to the insane old man.


Nanam jenjen xeyad cual muzad


Helpful fish taste like shit
Sulaúzax curux.


The nightmare woke me up.


Ih cohyepfu ñuimaj miúx āhcozjeyc'enz'i


If you count shades of green go coastward
C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?


Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?


R'u xauauñ'an cud xeuayañ'an xenuz


Bad merchants go around bad Xeuayans
Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.


As predicted, he forgot us.


Xauan cud, xeuayan cud


Bad merchant, bad Xeuayan
Haruc' cé.


The man saw me.


Neji sutxiux xen'e āhñ'iban' sutxiux


He runs without a message, which is the message
Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.
 
The deer's father ran away.
 
 
Añ'céjí xañ'eux.
 
The gorilla is strong.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.
 
After the ritual he was an adult man.
 
 
C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
 
The animal can no longer produce semen.
 
 
Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
 
The penis curves downward.
 
 
Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
 
We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
 
 
Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
 
My sister made a pretty dress.
 
 
Íúsxec a āyan céux.
 
Āyan gave me a brother.
 
 
C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
 
You can't use only strength to hunt.
 
 
Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
 
The wrestler trains to grow strong.
 
 
Haryen cóc.
 
He is my father.
 
 
Hazen jál eý cócou.
 
The uncles are here.
 
 
Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.
 
The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
 
 
Iux cē jenad eý.
 
The boy played in the lake.
 
 
Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
 
Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.
 
 
Iyútnux réu ej útnad.
 
The other hand was caught in a web.
 
 
Hanútni joñ'ur ta.
 
He caught three big fish.
 
 
Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.
 
The large river otter is eating.
 
 
Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.
 
Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.
 
 
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
 
The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.
 
 
Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.
 
A partially eaten donut was on the ground.
 
 
Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.
 
I love the Knrawi language.
 
 
Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
 
The traders landed in the bay.
 
 
Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
 
The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.
 
 
Seclaúz il juldum eý.
 
I wake up in the afternoon.
 
 
Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
 
You must crush the rice thoroughly.
 
 
Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.
 
He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.
 
 
Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
 
Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.
 
 
Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
 
May you buy some crushed herbs?
 
 
Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.
 
I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.
 
 
Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
 
These ground seeds make a good porridge.
 
 
Nal'nejin cui julex.
 
The sling bullet went through his jaw.
 
 
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
 
The road was trapped with a jutting spear.
 
 
Txadiz julue ñua ne.
 
He filled his mouth with rice.
 
 
Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
 
He suffers from oral cancer.
 
 
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
 
Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
 
 
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
 
The dog licked the master.
 
 
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
 
The man stopped the barely started song.
 
 
Hanjulzí xecla.
 
He slurped from the soup bowl.
 
 
Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
 
I'm too distracted by things to be.
 
 
Un' jál ñe letn.
 
This is the nearly finished house.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
 
You must wait, the translator is sick.
 
 
Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
 
Stay in the shallow part of the river.
 
 
Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
 
He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
 
 
Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
 
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
 
 
Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
 
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
 
 
Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
 
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
 
 
Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
 
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
 
 
Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
 
Events only have the meaning we give them.
 
 
Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
 
You know better than to eat fish.
 
 
Secú etjeí.
 
My headache is killing me.
 
 
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
 
We'll need some edible flowers.
 
 
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
 
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
 
 
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
 
Nowadays they get few customers here.
 
 
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
 
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
 
 
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
 
I remember that from back when we were kids.
 
 
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
 
So I maybe lost your axe.
 
 
Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
 
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
 
 
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
 
The string is stretched too far.
 
 
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
 
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
 
 
Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
 
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
 
 
Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
 
He ate it right before it spoiled.
 
 
Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
 
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
 
 
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
 
Fuck, we ran out of food.
 
 
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
 
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
 
 
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
 
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
 
 
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
 
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
 
 
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
 
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
 
 
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
 
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
 
 
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
 
I made the song to show you my love.
 
 
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
 
Banaiuj is the local poet.
 
 
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
 
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
 
 
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
 
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
 
 
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
 
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
 
 
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
 
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
 
 
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
 
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
 
 
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
 
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
 
 
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
 
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.
 
 
Miu secú lepm eý
 
I was eating yesterday
 
 
Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
 
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
 
 
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
 
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
 
Please feed the baby some chicken
 
 
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
 
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
 
 
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
 
Donation from Civuyiscajrn
 
 
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?
 
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
 
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
 
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
 
 
[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
 
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
 
 
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
 
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
 
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
 
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
 
Tauxa: Hm?
 
Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
 
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
 
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
 
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
 
Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
 
Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
 
Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
 
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
 
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
 
Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
 
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
 
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
 
Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
 
Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)
 
Tauxa: Xen’.
(Nothing)
 
Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
 
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
 
Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)
 
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
 
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)
 
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
 
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
 
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
 
Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
 
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
 
Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
 
Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
 
Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
 
Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
 
 
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
 
2: Xen taitu hé?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
 
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
 
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
 
1: Xen xen.
 
1: My kid's turning two!
 
2: What's their name?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
 
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
 
2: So it's not your child?
 
1: Wrong.
 
 
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
 
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
 
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
 
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
 
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
 
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
 
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
 
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
 
 
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
 
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
 
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
 
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
 
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
 
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
 
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
 
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
 
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
 
===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?
 
I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
 
 
Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
 
Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
 
 
Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
 
What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
 
 
Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
 
Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
 
 
Ah secuc’
 
Ah got it
 
 
Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
 
No worries, see ya tomorrow
 
 
Oh seccudiz lol
 
Oh my bad lol
 
 
Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
 
I sense an IE lang
 
 
Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
 
Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
 
 
Cual, ñā
 
Yes, nyaa
 
 
Cozcual tum’ay (:
 
gn (:
 
 
Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
 
That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
 
 
Xad eý sus cureu 😳
 
When the impostor is sus 😳
 
 
Cozen cozen
 
No u
 
 
Il ji
 
You have now
 
 
Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
 
Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
 
 
Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
 
I’ll take that as a no
 
 
Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
 
Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
 
 
Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
 
Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
 
 
Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
 
Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
 
 
Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
 
 
Ā cual lol
 
 
Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
 
 
C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
 
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
 
 
En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
 
There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
 
 
Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
 
Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
 
 
Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
 
I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
 
 
Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
 
Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
 
 
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
 
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
 
 
Cud ieuiai
 
Skill issue
 
 
Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
 
Oo which word's "English"?
 
 
Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
 
Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
 
 
A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
 
Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
 
 
Cual cual, cun' hej link?
 
 
Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
 
 
Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
 
Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
 
 
Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
 
Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
 
 
Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
 
Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
 
 
Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
 
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
 
 
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
 
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."
 
==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
 
===Love poem===
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
 
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
 
===My horses collect teeth===
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Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
 
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
 
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
 
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
 
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
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Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
 
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
 
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
 
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
 
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?


==Original songs (most incomplete)==
==Original songs (most incomplete)==
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