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Cual coxxen mau
Cual coxxen mau


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Añ’nál’azig’ ux ta nil hán có ta
Añ’nál’aziy ux ta nil hán có ta


Three animals are born to feed three children
Three animals are born to feed three children




Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eg’?
Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad ?


Where are my eyes?
Where are my eyes?




Igcux al cél’ julex xenug’ jál xad miū xenug’ ej
Iycux al cél’ julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej


One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
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Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau
-Soccuj! Cozxauc ez'e corcuj úu Jonathan, ñ'in' pfur nezi mau


-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
-Hello! everyone say Hello to Friend Jonathan! he a cat not boi lover
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Nun' xañ'íl' uñō ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý
Nun' xañ'íl' zid' ád ir'te úd' ez'e xauc eý


Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
Slang are salt on the food of conversation.
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C'uayud miúx (kinki)
Ceñ miúx (kinki)


Fresh idiot (kinki)
Fresh idiot (kinki)
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Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál c'uayud tumyan
Z'aiaji hez'i tumyan jál ceñ tumyan


A fool follows the sun for a day
A fool follows the sun for a day
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Uc' un' ez'e nei c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.
Uc' un' ez'e numa c'ouc' ez'e xeyzi, āhsecr'u jutxux ez'e réuzi Nál Lád nu je.


Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
Whether sprint or stroll, we all walk into the embrace of Lady Death.
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The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.
The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
Huriadz'i hab he celara hej


My mother loves your girlfriend


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
Íún' hé soc'ul' lec'ad ed.


Soc'ul' has nine tones.


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
Xen nun' hel jál xañ'íl ád ax av aidi miūj?


Does that word have high tone or low falling tone?


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
Syen co
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


I am a person


Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
C'en cozjen'?
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Can you swim?


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
Umujuljí mujuljí il jenyan' jál al'a ñeta eý.
 
The river is shallower this time of year.
 


Miuc miuc yanux saz'e!


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE
Trans rights now!


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


''Hazen "scrub" cé āhc'ua ācosjí — iuv'ajti "buster"''


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý
''A "scrub" is a guy that thinks he's fine — also known as a "buster"''


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater


Un' aidi aidi, uéiz Scott Pilgrim jál ej nálnál céce pfur


-Cozleydijí xen'!
I can't believe scott pilgrim invented both lesbians AND gay men
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


Bici ji setnréuzi xec ax mau réú he


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál
haha me and the cat are holding hands


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


Sehuc' "nálnál", "pfur", "Scott Pilgrim" c'ez āhsecjeiñño


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.
I saw "women", "gay", and "scott pilgrim" and ran


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


[[File:Scoot Pilgrim.jpg|thumb]]
Ulēljí ez'e eu éáiad āhcohcurilaxiý curilaxiý jutxux ta nálnál, pfur, Dar'u Xauc'


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?
The implication that you're terrified of all three women, gays, and Scoot Pilgrim is funny


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


> CAN I KISS YOU
Xen secjera
Í cumiuji xauc'iad #translation-activities eý c'ez āhbaxauý cou am


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))
I don't mean to brag
But I posted a sentence in #translation-activities and it was translated by 4 different people




NAYN IL YAIAD
Uc' setntsireu cuūz yan'il hej ec'r'éu hej xenuz āhsocýem'urax setnjí /j
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j
I HATE
-jerma




Corxauc corjí
Heitjí heitjí xoñíl āhmiu je ez'e uc' cozen.
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
It is never too late to become what you might have been.
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.




Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
Secc'ua hez'i urzi uc' āhcozxem'án c'éd', jál ne coraul'úz'i coil.


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
Regrettably, I think you'll overcook our dinner, so lets just eat out.




Soccual'en
Secxenúilai secxenúilai āhsetneu iyxauc' teñtañ' xañ' tumyan habai je
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
I stayed up so late that I heard the bells ring to mark the new day.
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly




Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
Añ'ñ'alzi sutui r'úl um'iu m'e ai arje xenuz.


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.




Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
Coi coryaiad.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
End my suffering.




Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoy uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.
Cozhabaux, haujin' haulicinz'i jál cuc' ih cohsaumu.


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.
Be careful, that old man will bite you with his gums if you make him mad.




Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).
Uc' socréuzi jutxux


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
I will hug all of you




IÁTAN TXICÑ
Il, iysuxad iyxoñíl, hazen nálnál cé āhsehcuxiý
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)




Xen je Hun' Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
Hian úu cēj habah hab


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
Their mother’s grandmother’s sibling’s friend’s tree




Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
[[File:Soc'ul' DANGER.png|thumb]]
CISÍL
Uc' ují xad cud


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.
DANGER
Something bad might happen




Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Ñomuír zál
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
Rule 7
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her




Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
Umubey jál xauc'iad.


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.
This sentence is false.




Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cual Cual Tumyan Ne-Jernexuñ Nál!
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
 
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Happy International Women's Day!
Cozc'uáí.
 


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Setnú il aí ir'te.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


I eat salty dogs.


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies
Ū setnhuriadz'i ruhu marco.


Yummy I love fried chicken.


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
Uc' miu secxauc xauc í añ'lámají lepm ai he un' je āhcaru nejilai céux he mux pfi íúsjenen'zadz'i laid.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Would say same but my dog was an asshole yesterday because of my brother trying to outrun a cop so my sleep schedule's been miraculously fixed.


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.
Setn'i setn'i āhxañ' hez'i xemad ñoiarem.


It is strictly forbidden to beat products vigorously.


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
Cozmiuei Ætérnal āhāh, í ji, uhianuxjí xedbet.


Praise Ætérnal and all that, but right now, copper is more important.


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
Cuoj Uc'ziuóc Xen Coi Āhjí, cozýemax ez'e uc' jál xad iiahjí je


Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing


Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
Xauc "c'e cozceñaxiý" cū eý


It says "you're gullible" on the ceiling


Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Xen cozajiax āhiyherú il v'ual?
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
Xen syen hez'i ñomuír


Legally I don't exist


Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
- xauilád Urhaa


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
Umiūj ez'e cual je ez'e jeraie joíxuñ ez'e netsúaz eý
- Urhaa proverb


Truth becomes treason in an empire of lies
Xen cozc'ua āhharin' hé Italy-uóc xañ'íl hian tsi am xi éj úats?
Nalunngiliuk italiamiusut pasta 200-nik assigiinngitsumik taaguuteqartoq?
Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?


JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
Aícualjí curyan xaine
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


Happy Pride Month


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
Xen je āhseccur il?


Why do we die?


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!


A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Uinayn hed' réúia ueil.


The walls have ears.


Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Cuatx ñe úu nu.
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


I have built a house for a friend.


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
Cueylac ñe xeuiad cur.
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


I live in the big blue house.


Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
Āhhuuc'zi ez'e cual ne, en hueu uýocjí cur ýocjí c'uaú


Seeking truth, the wise find, instead, its profound absence


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
Xen cozen xad xil eý c'en āhúuyextxa xen'?
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


Who are you when no one can stop you?


Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?
But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.




R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.




Sectoc' toc xen'e
Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


We cut without a knife
If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"




Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.
You look like Mary Poppins
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!




Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.
There is a day
 
that starts with a man
 
who is an Iolan.
Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
He is a servant.
Aíún' je, secñéiej
He is a priest.
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
He is a king.
Xen secxahian
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


From Him, we come
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.


Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


==Dialogs==
omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Where is my book?
Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


Oh I think they left it at his house
You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater




Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Yes I did, he was paddling fast
Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN"
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


(transcript here later)
Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.


Un' English muzad muzad.


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


English is complete garbage.
(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
> CAN I KISS YOU


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!
NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


Cohxauc hey hé...
LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma


Dear God, what have you done?!


It was an accident I swear!
Corxauc corjí
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


Tell that to their family...
You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.




Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve je jál jál
Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia
C'uayud: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.




"Secú etjeí."
Soccual'en
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


"My headache's killing me."
I hate you
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly




Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.
Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Melchi:
Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.
Xen habaux Bowser


Blake:
I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Melchi:
Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).
Bowser doesn't care


Blake:
I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


==Longer translations==


==Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)==
IÁTAN TXICÑ
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
cohuc'zi txicñ
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?
COZSEÑ :) :)


I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
DUCK GAME
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)




Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!


Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!




Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad


What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.




Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her




Ah secuc’
Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.


Ah got it
We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.




Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


No worries, see ya tomorrow
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.




Oh seccudiz lol
Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Oh my bad lol
Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies




Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


I sense an IE lang
In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.




Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.


Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.




Cual, ñā
Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!


Yes, nyaa
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!




Cozcual tum’ay (:
Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc


gn (:
I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue




Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel


That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel




Xad eý sus cureu 😳
Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


When the impostor is sus 😳
Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.




Cozen cozen
Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.


No u
I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.




Il ji
Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
- xauilád Urhaa


You have now
The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
- Urhaa proverb




Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
 
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
 
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


I’ll take that as a no


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.


Imagine standing instead of running smh my head


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!


Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!


Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’


Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!




Ā cual lol
Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.


Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
 
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay




En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?


There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?




Xen jul'zi je í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.


Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.




Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
Sectoc' toc xen'e
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"




Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.


Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.




Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.


Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.




Cud ieuiai
Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Skill issue
Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?


Oo which word's "English"?
Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!


Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o


Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".


A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?


Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý
 
heroism - kidneys donated




Cual cual, cun' hej link?
Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Cua, auca, auc.


The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.


Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual


Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
*Co*.
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Xen *c'o*, *co*.


Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
Sound out the word with me.
*Person*.
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.


Maybe you could focus more on semantics?


xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
xen miur'


Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
your balls are not safe
not anymore


Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?


[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy


Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.


Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.


Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck


=Jolene but cursed=
Iytabdi haibu teu,
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Iytabdi saih,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
Utabdi miū,
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Roses are red,
Her leaden voice commands the dead
Violets are red,
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
Bushes are red,
No mortal power escapes her thrall
My garden is on fire.
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


=Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)=
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Syen jál neixad:
Syen jál xuc':
Syen jál tsiel':


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
This is my brush:
You are what you eat, Sonic.
This is my paint:
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
This is my canvas:
Thanks, I worked hard on it.




Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."


Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.


"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
 
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
 
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
COHSEIXA!!!!
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
CANCEL HIM!!!!
did nothing to stop slavery


(transcript here later)


CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
GUYS please don't SWEAR
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]


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[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
Muzad. Syen.


Damn. I Exist.


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]
[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál
 
I would go to wall street if
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market
 


(transcript here later)
Conlang-uóc:


=Amhrán na hEascainne=
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Jul'al ñod:
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Real languages:
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
*Hits you with metal pipe*
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
cūl' air
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux .
-unen'zadjí
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell
 
simple pendulum
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


=Wallace and Gromit but awful=
Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!


=ConPhon AI translations=
==Dillon==
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
My illiterate ass


Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
Xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Í secey maý xenuz
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý


I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol
Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux


Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat


I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!


Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad


NOTICE - Frog that way


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku


Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?


Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!


Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.


Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý


Fortunately I live in this situation
[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc'
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


STOP exploring the ocean
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol


What’s the right word lol
1. Xen je āhsuíz úaru en eý?
2. Cozen nei en.
3. Cozíuv cox.
4. Xen ñ'ihxeý mau cé añ'eylac añ'joti.
5. Securzi, un' Monday.
6. Ūsiux yama.
7. Ji ji cudzi.
8. Xeý suxad hez'i ez'e tumyan ez' jutxux.
9. Lauc secjí sandwich en, c'e ūts xatn.
10. Xen cucual cuñ'alai; jí āhjí ej je!
11. Secpmuapmua n'eú.
12. Ji ji setnuei ýemux.
13. Xen eiba, jál jál beil'em!
14. Cozsuiad suiad; seccuxiý uc' secil.
15. Marcus, Xen eý āhcozlaidzi t'uál?
16. Eylac joti uas eý.
17. Ī, aícoiax ñēyan.
18. Coztocjí cpzxeuiadjí me cē.
19. Haryen robot n'ez' a n'eú.
20. Secxeý secjen' pfán.
21. Setnayn he toc.


==Fyorr==
1. Why is he in our bed?
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne
2. You are my horse.
3. Your pet is miserable.
4. The cat doesn't need a man and lives alone.
5. I'm sorry, it's Monday.
6. Her parrot is drunk.
7. He is continuing to commit crimes.
8. Everyone has to die someday.
9. I'm finishing my sandwich, the boss can wait.
10. I don't like dancing with him; he has two left feet!
11. I kiss my wife.
12. I still hear the voices.
13. It's not a drug, just flour!
14. Go slower; I would like to stay alive.
15. Marcus, where do your daughters sleep?
16. He lives alone in the forest.
17. Excuse me, heaven is closed.
18. Your son's nose is pointy and big.
19. That handsome robot is my partner.
20. I want to swim in milk.
21. I have a knife.


No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.


==Kevin==
Joti ez'e xec'en boba cual āhuc'zi ez'e heit tumyan cou āl eý xil eý āhhanjulzí buare jenadeiñ muzad xenuz icah ixcu je. Ujem'ujjí ez'e réuai, secc'ua heit jál iarje iarje eý uc' āhcucual cunaí. Cual cual xen buare.
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Drinking boba is just a flashback to the early days of humanity when we slurped tadpoles out of muddy puddles through hollow reeds. The sensory experience is the same and after all these years I think we should let it go. Please do not the tadpoles.




Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en
Cuoj Garfield, secr'úd' nál je. Ji ji secxauciý Jean.
Uc' āhcozr'úd' lasagna en nivziuóc xenuz uvbe je, cuoj Jean.


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
Garfield, I'm transitioning. My name is Jean now.
Why don't you transition my lasagna from the freezer to the oven, Jean.


==Mish==
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
Syen céce, cu-
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Cix cix hur'úz juño
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Nez nuc' harey harmuz
Ñe hé eý, éād' mun'mi xem'en
Āhupmuj, āhhuyailz'i muzad


=Original texts=
We're men, we (to it)
==Single sentences==
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu
Just in case he comes to town
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
So he may not take me down
To his home, deep under mountains
That is underground, where he keeps dirt


The cat is stalking a plant


Socxeý socey un' je āhcozār ār!
Jeje! Ulēlz'i jál jál, secc'ua āhcohcur jál cé


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu
Yoúre under arrest for being so darn cute!
Haha! Just joking we know you killed that man


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.


Xen xen cozbeui jál uas! Ih c'ez uc' cozmuz.


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
You better not climb that tree! You’ll fall down if you do.


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.


En secsuxad secmujz'i col
Í miu secr'úz uc'la xen āhúxyan'ejiý col
Vuxvux jál eý, mutxañ' eý āhcuñéz
Iyuc' xemux xem al uc'lal jál cod'
Xad eý āhsutx sutx juj tabde nu, ez'e miueiý nu
Céce jem'uj āhhaney il'


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
Though my flesh had died and gone to ground
My Vision went on, from body unbound
Winking there in the vale whence I came
This dead man's eyes saw pale flame
Where men the same who took life away
Sung high their battle-glory and praise


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


Cozñéi ñéi xeiuño beil.
Setnjeyec beil'
Setnjeyec al'al
Syen he beil' zarem eý.
Syen he beil' xem'en eý.
Āhxem'alz'i
Āhutxem-
CCMCX (coi coi muzad cozxauc)


Hanpfeú có xaúx
Welcome to the bread bank.
We sell bread
We sell loafs
We got bread on deck.
We got bread on the floor.
Toasted
Roast-
STFU


The child interrupted the bird's call


[[File:Soc'ul' polyphony.jpg|thumb]]
ez' jál āhuc' ez'e cual
ýemux cuder 💀
noc'uj


C’en il setnteu habail’
the one that sees truth
polyphony 💀
Reply


I’ve never been able to stab children
==Dialogs==
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Íūzi a R’úýen toc.
Where is my book?


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
Oh I think they left it at his house




Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?


You really hate glottalization don’t you?
Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
Yes I did, he was paddling fast


Come inside, I like talking with you.


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


Don't piss on terrorbirds.


Un' English muzad muzad.


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
English is complete garbage.


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


Numa numa iei


He escaped by running like hell
Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Corúuz'i xec
Cohxauc hey hé...


You and I are friends
Dear God, what have you done?!


It was an accident I swear!


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
Tell that to their family...


I love how you sing.


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Setnjen' xem'en
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


I swam in the deep water


"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


Why are you so short?


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.


There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


I'm good but could be better, you?
Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
Blake:
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


Añ'cudixz'i maumau.
Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


Cats are evil.


Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.


Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H


Ji humuz cé xeu.
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


The man is sitting on a rock.
How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH


Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


How much for the parrot in the window?
R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
 
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
 
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý
Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


Eylac il Cēūshé jál .
===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


Cēūshé was here.
===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj
===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil , cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


He put new bowls on the long mat
Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


That dumbass thinks I won't notice
Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Xen jíý xad?
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


What happened?
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


Go where the Ýans live, lizard
Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
 
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
 
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


If you do, I will not see.
Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.




Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah


I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]


C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
(transcript here later)


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]


Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
(transcript here later)




Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


(transcript here later)


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Weeds will fill your grave.
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' , tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


We suffer more imagining than really being.
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
Āhun' āhcuur
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
(Cuoj ne)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Āhiylocojí locojí il
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Cozýeu cudiiad
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
====Another Brick in the Wall====
 
Cuj tata xec'en ne
My kid's a clutz
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
 
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
 
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
 
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
It is who made me remake it figurative.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
 
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart


==Dialogs==
"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}


Tauxa: Hm?
Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
{What are you called?}
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
(What's your name?)
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
(Tauxa, why?)
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad ?
"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
{(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej , cuoj c’uayud
"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


Tauxa: Seccuz.
====Jargalant Altai====
(No problem.)
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
====Ey, Ukhnem====
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
(Who are you talking to?)
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
 
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
====Soldier, Poet, King====
(That explains a lot.)
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
(What was that?)
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Tauxa: Xen’.
====Pumped Up Kicks====
(Nothing)
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
Suílai r'ūjjí mama
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
 
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
Cualdum's hand is quick
(I said I don't wanna know.)
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
Daddy's working long
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
====Í Tokuni====
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
(Thanks for reminding me.)
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
Āhtum huiu eý?
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
Xen cozjí il hez'i
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
{What gods do you farm with?}
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
(What gods do you worship?)
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
====One Punch Man opening theme====
(I see, so would you say that…)
ONE PUNCH!


Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)


Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
(Actually you answered another question after…)
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
(Leave before I make you.)
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"


1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


2: Xen taitu hé?
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


1: Xen xen.
HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


1: My kid's turning two!
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
"Whipping out my fist"


2: What's their name?
(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


2: That's a weird name for a kid.
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


2: So it's not your child?
Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


1: Wrong.
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
"Because they don't need them."
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
(Nobody knows who he is.)
"But why don't they need them?"


2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"Because they have beaks."
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


2: Xen secc'ua.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"I don't know."
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"But why don't you know?"
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
(Nobody knows who he is.)
"Please go to sleep."


==Original dad jokes==
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
"A HERO alone"


Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
I wanna be a saikyou HERO!


I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby


Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
====Way Down We Go (incomplete)====
R'uz secmuz xen'e
Secmuz xen'e
C'ez secmuz xen'e
Ū un' je āhhautapm'ux, c'ez āhcozmuz
Secmuz xenuz


Nuc' har'úño?
And way down we go
Way down we go
Say way down we go
Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til you fall
Way down we go


What did the homesick river otter say?
===Translations of Yambot text===
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


==Original proverbs==
Cuc’ ñ’ihuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan hé jál.


A chicken should see one bad day.
Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?


Cuc’ ax ruhu tumyan cuzyan.


A chicken should see one bad day.
Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


Un' xíc' āhleyaxiý c'uatxañ' cé c'uau c'uau āhr'u xenuz c'ualdocuóc hé


A man smart enough to walk away from his hangman deserves a delayed sentence
Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat


I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


C'en coxhabzi xeual marco


You can't raise a fried egg
Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


C'en coxhabzi ruhu marco


You can't raise a fried chicken
Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


Añ'xauc añ'riñon tabui lam'am'


The batfish says the lizardfish is ugly
Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?


Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?


Cozméuitx hez'i nei ih cucual ez'e nanam maioj.


Marry fast if you like the taste of charcoal.
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý


Fortunately I live in this situation


Uc' udiyem diyem muziven xen coi r'ez āhuuei.


An impluvium that won't stop to listen will dry out.
Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol


What’s the right word lol


Ūtsaúx ūtséá
====Fyorr====
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


Hummingbird and northern giant hornet
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.


====Kevin====
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


Cüaujatnz'i (jál jál) xemux ne
There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate


Fat (only) clarifies with fire


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú yazih mïcur
it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel


A thief's grave will be filled with weeds
====Mish====
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc mïcur
=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


A graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds
The cat is stalking a plant




Nal'txadiziý ladíeú vuz'uóc muj mïcur, Adziaxiý ladíeú vuz'uóc c'an
R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu


A bad graverobber's grave will be filled with weeds, a good graverobber's grave will be emptied
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.


Vuz'uóc muj, vuz'uóc c'an


good graverobber, bad graverobber
R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.


Xen (ban') zid' teu


A spear tip isn't a thorn
Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


Ih jen'ax xad uim coil jenyan' eý c'ez nuc' āhhut'ijaij jenjen xeyad


If one cleans their asshole in a river they shouldn't be surprised by helpful fish
Hanpfeú có xaúx


The child interrupted the bird's call


Jenjen xeyad


Helpful fish
C’en il setnteu habail’


I’ve never been able to stab children


Nanam jenjen xeyad cual muzad


Helpful fish taste like shit
Íūzi a R’úýen toc.


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.


Ih cohyepfu ñuimaj miúx āhcozjeyc'enz'i


If you count shades of green go coastward
Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?


You really hate glottalization don’t you?


R'u xauauñ'an cud xeuayañ'an xenuz


Bad merchants go around bad Xeuayans
Ñéi, soccual socxauc.


Come inside, I like talking with you.


Xauan cud, xeuayan cud


Bad merchant, bad Xeuayan
Xen coxmuj xacur eý.


Don't piss on terrorbirds.


Neji sutxiux xen'e āhñ'iban' sutxiux


He runs without a message, which is the message
Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu


==Original songs (some incomplete)==
The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Secaí secïubi Xíýan


When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
To slay the evil one
We cheered surely for Xíýan


Numa numa iei


Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan
He escaped by running like hell
Round-Trip Trader's Lament


Ū
Oh


Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
Corúuz'i xec
What I wouldn't give to land at last


Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
You and I are friends
From an endless journey leeward and windward again


Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
The archipelago's riches need me they say


Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer


Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
I love how you sing.
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say


Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
But my fate is already tattooed


Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
Setnjen' xem'en
As a slave to this bastard ship,
 
I swam in the deep water
 
 
Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
 
Why are you so short?
 
 
Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
 
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!


Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý
The hunger for too much in both it and me


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


Yan'ad Jem'uj
I'm good but could be better, you?
The same rope


==Oldest written Soc'ul' joke==
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.


Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.


=Always Look on the Bright Side of Life=
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
 
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
 
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
'cudixz'i maumau.
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
 
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Cats are evil.
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
 
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
 
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
Āhun' āhcuur
 
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
 
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
Ji humuz cé xeu.
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
 
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
The man is sitting on a rock.
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
(Cuoj ne)
Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
 
Āhiylocojí locojí il
How much for the parrot in the window?
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Cozýeu cudiiad
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en , cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


=Original lullaby=
Cozen eý cé,
Xen curiljí.
Cozc'ualz'i nál
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
Āhcohñ'alai
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...


Your father dear is here,
Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
So darling do not fear,
 
O have a little dream
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
Of maids by the old stream,
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...


=Centaurworld poem=
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a
Xad āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
Cēūshé was here.
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


=Another Brick in the Wall=
He put new bowls on the long mat
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'
C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
That dumbass thinks I won't notice
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen jíý xad?
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!
What happened?


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
 
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Go where the Ýans live, lizard
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
If you do, I will not see.
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


=Jargalant Altai=
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
 
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
 
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


=Namárië=
Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


=Love poem=
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
 
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
 
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
 
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
 
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
 
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
 
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.


Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.


=Navy Seal copypasta=
Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.
 
Weeds will fill your grave.


=Ey, Ukhnem=
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


=Í Tokuni=
C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
Āhtum huiu eý?
 
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
We suffer more imagining than really being.
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
 
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


=Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus=
Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


=Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)=
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


=Soldier, Poet, King=
Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
 
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
My kid's a clutz
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
 
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
It is who made me remake it figurative.
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


==Pumped Up Kicks==
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.


Cualdum's hand is quick
I own a shack on the peninsula.
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Hanging from his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


=My horses collect teeth=
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'


Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.


Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.


Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'


=Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)=
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
 
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.


Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute


=Permechikan showcase text=
Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
You nearly killed me.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


=One Punch Man opening theme=
C'e uc' tartxe cur cur eý.
ONE PUNCH!


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
He can see in the darkest of caves.


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
I got this scar in the war.
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.


Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
Ucur'e ñéd'.
"Whipping out my fist"
 
The room was silent.


(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
R'úz nál cur'e aul'.
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
The mute woman came to the market stall.
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
The only thing I wait for is death.
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
Coxxem'uz ux curad.
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Bury the dead animal.
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
Curehc'z'i il hab.
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Mother's had a heart attack.


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā , jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū curil.
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.
"A HERO alone"
 
 
Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.
 
Getting cursed was his worst fear.
 
 
Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.
 
The children dislike his scary mask.
 
 
Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.
 
I have no ill will toward the king.
 
 
Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.
 
I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.
 
 
Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.
 
Find me a dark blue flower.
 
 
Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.
 
My copper shipment should've come a month ago.


I wanna be a saikyou HERO!


=Ossetian cowboy verse=
Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.
His two eyes flaming red.
 
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
Pay no mind to the insane old man.
You be my witness, Oh God!
 
 
Sulaúzax curux.
 
The nightmare woke me up.
 
 
C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?
 
Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?
 
 
Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
 
As predicted, he forgot us.
 
 
Haruc' cé.
 
The man saw me.
 
 
Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.
 
The deer's father ran away.
 
 
Añ'céjí xañ'eux.
 
The gorilla is strong.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.
 
After the ritual he was an adult man.
 
 
C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
 
The animal can no longer produce semen.
 
 
Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
 
The penis curves downward.
 
 
Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
 
We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
 
 
Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
 
My sister made a pretty dress.
 
 
Íúsxec a āyan céux.
 
Āyan gave me a brother.
 
 
C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
 
You can't use only strength to hunt.
 
 
Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
 
The wrestler trains to grow strong.
 
 
Haryen cóc.
 
He is my father.
 
 
Hazen jál eý cócou.
 
The uncles are here.
 
 
Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.
 
The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
 
 
Iux cē jenad eý.
 
The boy played in the lake.
 
 
Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
 
Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.
 
 
Iyútnux réu ej útnad.
 
The other hand was caught in a web.
 
 
Hanútni joñ'ur ta.
 
He caught three big fish.
 
 
Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.
 
The large river otter is eating.
 
 
Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.
 
Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.
 
 
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
 
The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.
 
 
Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.
 
A partially eaten donut was on the ground.
 
 
Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.
 
I love the Knrawi language.
 
 
Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
 
The traders landed in the bay.
 
 
Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
 
The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.
 
 
Seclaúz il juldum eý.
 
I wake up in the afternoon.
 
 
Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
 
You must crush the rice thoroughly.
 
 
Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad eý.
 
He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.
 
 
Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
 
Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.
 
 
Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
 
May you buy some crushed herbs?
 
 
Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.
 
I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.
 
 
Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
 
These ground seeds make a good porridge.
 
 
Nal'nejin cui julex.
 
The sling bullet went through his jaw.
 
 
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
 
The road was trapped with a jutting spear.
 
 
Txadiz julue ñua ne.
 
He filled his mouth with rice.
 
 
Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
 
He suffers from oral cancer.
 
 
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
 
Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
 
 
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
 
The dog licked the master.
 
 
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
 
The man stopped the barely started song.
 
 
Hanjulzí xecla.
 
He slurped from the soup bowl.
 
 
Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
 
I'm too distracted by things to be.
 
 
Un' jál ñe letn.
 
This is the nearly finished house.
 
 
Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
 
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
 
 
Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
 
You must wait, the translator is sick.
 
 
Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
 
Stay in the shallow part of the river.
 
 
Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
 
He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
 
 
Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
 
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
 
 
Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
 
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
 
 
Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
 
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
 
 
Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
 
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
 
 
Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
 
Events only have the meaning we give them.
 
 
Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
 
You know better than to eat fish.
 
 
Secú etjeí.
 
My headache is killing me.
 
 
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
 
We'll need some edible flowers.
 
 
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
 
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
 
 
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
 
Nowadays they get few customers here.
 
 
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
 
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
 
 
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
 
I remember that from back when we were kids.
 
 
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
 
So I maybe lost your axe.
 
 
Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
 
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
 
 
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
 
The string is stretched too far.
 
 
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
 
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
 
 
Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
 
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
 
 
Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
 
He ate it right before it spoiled.
 
 
Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
 
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
 
 
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
 
Fuck, we ran out of food.
 
 
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
 
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
 
 
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
 
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
 
 
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
 
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
 
 
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
 
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
 
 
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
 
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
 
 
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
 
I made the song to show you my love.
 
 
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
 
Banaiuj is the local poet.
 
 
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
 
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
 
 
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
 
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
 
 
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
 
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
 
 
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
 
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
 
 
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
 
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
 
 
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
 
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
 
 
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
 
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.
 
 
Miu secú lepm eý
 
I was eating yesterday
 
 
Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
 
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
 
 
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
 
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
 
Please feed the baby some chicken
 
 
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
 
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
 
 
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
 
Donation from Civuyiscajrn
 
 
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?
 
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
 
 
Sehcoi cé n'ez n'ez, í xauc xauc muzad cuc' eu je
 
I met a gorgeous guy, but he wouldn't shut the fuck up
 
 
Ji ji secxauc soc'ul', í xen secxauc xauc
 
Right now I'm speaking Soc'ul', but not for long
 
 
Xen ji coxxauc jul' xad?
 
What language are you speaking?
 
 
[[File:MN water.jpg|thumb]]
Cual un', miu āhujen cuder' cuder' jer' Minesuta en eý jenxad.
 
Indeed, the water's been flowing too much in my part of Minnesota.
 
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c’uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
 
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
 
 
[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
 
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
 
 
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
 
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
 
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
 
 
Ji ji secuc' jál channel. N'ez un' il ez'e xauc hez'i atxjul je, váv xen un' al'a al'a āzuóc je āhxauc xen'e?
 
Just now seeing this channel. Is it usually for in-conlang chat, and/or is it mostly for non-chat showcases?
 
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}
 
Tauxa: Hm?
 
Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
 
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
 
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)
 
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
 
Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
 
Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej eý, cuoj c’uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
 
Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
 
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
 
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
 
Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
 
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
 
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
 
Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.
 
Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
(What was that?)
 
Tauxa: Xen’.
(Nothing)
 
Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
 
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
 
Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It’s…)
 
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
 
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)
 
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
 
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
 
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
 
Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
 
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
 
Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
 
Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
 
Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
 
Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
 
 
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
 
2: Xen taitu hé?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
 
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
 
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
 
1: Xen xen.
 
1: My kid's turning two!
 
2: What's their name?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
 
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
 
2: So it's not your child?
 
1: Wrong.
 
 
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
 
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
 
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
 
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
 
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"
 
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
 
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
 
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
 
 
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
 
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
 
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
 
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
 
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
 
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
 
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
 
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
 
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
 
===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?
 
I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
 
 
Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
 
Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
 
 
Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
 
What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat
 
 
Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
 
Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
 
 
Ah secuc’
 
Ah got it
 
 
Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
 
No worries, see ya tomorrow
 
 
Oh seccudiz lol
 
Oh my bad lol
 
 
Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
 
I sense an IE lang
 
 
Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
 
Nothaway’s catlang confirmed
 
 
Cual, ñā
 
Yes, nyaa
 
 
Cozcual tum’ay (:
 
gn (:
 
 
Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
 
That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’
 
 
Xad eý sus cureu 😳
 
When the impostor is sus 😳
 
 
Cozen cozen
 
No u
 
 
Il ji
 
You have now
 
 
Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
 
Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
 
 
Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
 
I’ll take that as a no
 
 
Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
 
Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
 
 
Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
 
Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’
 
 
Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
 
Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going
 
 
Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
 
 
Ā cual lol
 
 
Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
 
 
C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
 
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
 
 
En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
 
There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
 
 
Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
 
Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
 
 
Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
 
I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
 
 
Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
 
Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
 
 
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
 
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
 
 
Cud ieuiai
 
Skill issue
 
 
Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
 
Oo which word's "English"?
 
 
Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
 
Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
 
 
A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
 
Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
 
 
Cual cual, cun' hej link?
 
 
Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
 
 
Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
 
Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
 
 
Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
 
Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
 
 
Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
 
Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
 
 
Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
 
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
 
 
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
 
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."
 
==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
 
===Love poem===
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
 
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
 
===My horses collect teeth===
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Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
 
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
 
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
 
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
 
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
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Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
 
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
 
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
 
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
 
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?
 
==Original songs (most incomplete)==
===Hymn to Xíýan===
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Secaí secïubi Xíýan
 
When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
To slay the evil one
We cheered surely for Xíýan
 
 
===Jensutx Yan'r'úiuan (Round-Trip Trader's Lament)===
 
Ū
Oh
 
Nuc' secxec xad āhúzñe hez'i mil
What I wouldn't give to land at last
 
Ez'e r'úven ñij xenuz aum'ay auzr'u je
From an endless journey leeward and windward again
 
Suxeý muzarji autsad, jál āhxauc
The archipelago's riches need me they say
 
Í xen xen seceylac hez'i al'a simu
But I really can't stay in this boat any longer
 
Harxeý hey c'ual' curux he, jál āhxauc
The family in my dreams and nightmares need me they say
 
Í secneyaz'i leic'ā hez'i heit
But my fate is already tattooed
 
Āhhazen riu r'úvnad ziñui ziñui,
As a slave to this bastard ship,
 
Xemul' cuder' cuder' āhun' eý syen eý
The hunger for too much in both it and me
 
 
===Yan'ad Jem'uj (The same rope)===
???
 
===Original lullaby===
Cozen eý cé,
Xen curiljí.
Cozc'ualz'i nál
Jenyan' xem xenuz,
Āhcohñ'alai
Xec ez'e c'ual eý...
 
Your father dear is here,
So darling do not fear,
O have a little dream
Of maids by the old stream,
O dance with them you will
In dreams with them until...
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