Kœtetekian: Difference between revisions

# Bß = b

# P: P̌ř= r

# čhh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"

0 = Cero / Zer / Noß

9 = Nove / Noßre / Notin / Nyen

"Mo termelo '''une''' ronßoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

10^27 = Oktillint

=== Paranthesis ===

The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs paranthesis.

For example, paranthesis is needed stating the number "12001".

It's said as "Une (Dön Toc) Hunt" -> One (Two Ten)-Hundred -> One Twelve-Hundred -> Twelve-Hundred One -> Twelve Hundred and One

 

 

 

exists as 2 numbers] but it's the most accurate translation of "Une Dön" that's a wrong Kœtetekian grammar, only written to create the thesis being that numbers with parts of them written

 

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoßmobulo (division but no modulus) une

! = noß

ronßoloto = apple

ronßolotos = apples

ßayßay = god be with you (goodbye)

ßayßayyes = goodbyes

maßa = woman

megaturé maßa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

maba ßien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

# ßir = this

# ßaź = that

# ßires = these

# ßaźes = those

# Presence: in me: ßer mu

ßir = this

ßaź = that

ßires = these

ßaźes = those

# I do not eat = Mo noß taro

# I cannot eat = Mo noß a tarar

# I could not eat = Mo noß a-oce-o tarar

# I shall not eat = Mo noß neče tarar

# I should not eat = Mo noß nečoce-o tarar

# I may not eat = Mo noß zary tarar

# I might not eat = Mo noß zaroce-o tarar

==== A. Feminine Posession (Tarußay Slang) ====

work = traßar

You work. = Go traßas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traßi?

You work = Go traßas

You do not work = Go non traßas

You cannot work = Go traßas non

# drink = bißir

# wear = ßasar

# woman = maßa

# apple = toloßobřo

# bread = ronßoloto

# forest = taßer (plant thing)

# shadow = negrevtaßer (black thing)

# where = noceßas

# when = ßotta

# no = noß

# I'm fine = lemo ßien

# goodbye = ßayßay

# good morning/day = ßienes daias

# good afternoon = ßienes sogonyes

# good night = ßienes niatyes

# good morning = ßieneé baias

# good afternoon = ßieneé sogonyes

# good night = ßieneé ni-atyes

# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/ßirbaia/paxaabaia

# white = ßlart

# on = ßer

# govern = govenuna

# something / object = ßer

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. bißar = to drink, bißala = beverage

# art = faßricala

# to read = carxaẋriber

# to write = ẋriber

# to repeat = patesheßřar

# to speak = heßřar

# silence, please = carxaheßřala, prasnoř

# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heßřalase-ans?

# gemini = ßiyhomen

# virgo = maßa

# libra = lißeala

# aquarius = aqunßer

# pisces = ßiypiscavta

# mouth = heßřalaßer

# hand = ẋribalaßer

# finger = ẋribalaßerßer

# boob = letemßer

# nipple = letemßerßer

# penis = momßřotrüf

# vagina = maßatrüf

# knee = geretßer

# tœ = tuggßer

# father = ßaßa

# grandmother = mamamama / ßaßamama

# grandfather = mamaßaßa / ßaßaßaßa

# here = ceßas

# there = ceßase

# there (far) = ceßases

Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some Zionist radical fundamentalists created a cult that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for Judaism and Paganism's disinformation. The cult gained popularity and support by Roman officials in Levant, and is one of the reasons of Jesus's execution by the Roman Empire. Later, Christianity grew and the cult's main founder converted to it. This caused the dissolution of the cult. After the Pagan structure of Rome is threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan extremist Romans, and did terrorist operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great converted to Christianity. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the Turks migrated to Anatolia and found an alliance with the nation Kutetania. After the 1st Beylik Era, the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated east more. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the conservative population didn't let the vocabulary change, so the language has a lot of Latin features even if the country's located in Indochina.

By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the entire mountain range. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the Vietnamese jungle and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan pillages and raids. There were no place eastward except America which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be indigenous and acting as a native tribe to cover the illegal immigration. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.

==== Vietnamese War ====

During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with United States of America and its puppet state South Vietnam in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of sovereignty if USA can have military bases. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Administration) That year, the officials have decided to hold an election once every 5 year, including one for the new prime minister and prime delegate stands. Also, the fabricative and the juicidal branches were introduced.

In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now. The rightist politician Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new ministries, and did a lot of reforms. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the Nicobar Islands and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was Satun, Songkhla, Phatthalung and Trang provinces on Thailand. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the strait of Malacca, but then Indonesia and Malaysia blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia, Dzatsacoro and Tarußak. (which was renamed to Tarußay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exxagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a ceasefire between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd floor of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a buffer zone by UN Security Council.

In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of hippies wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered de facto. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior means of production, exploitation of the proletariat and trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a refugee camp in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.

In late 2022, a bomb hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian supremacist group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the mayor of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a baker's dozen of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and asassinated Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to retaliate, but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already sieged the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the War with Terror. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and social democrat Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations.

Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaßoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faßorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaßoriTaralas deriving from Faßorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaßoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloßobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Neövo Papua ====

Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there.

==== Tarußay ====

Tarußay is the northwesternmost village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Mecißay ====

Mecißay is the sister city of Tarußay, having a vibrant community while being close to Tarußay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Mecißayans were deported to Tarußay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Kuala Nort ====

==== Sagaret ====

Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccia for more information.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

=== Place Indicators ===

# in = a-er

# on = ßer

# under = cer

# by = ber

# in front of = e-er

# behind = fer

# between = ger

(I know, sometimes I myself think how creative I really am)

=== Swearing ===

# because = pelnala

# but = pelno

# since = prigg

# Communism = Comünon

# govern = govenuna

# cat = cavta

# dog = pevta

# bird = libetva

# octopus = octencalamavta

# unipus = calamavta / unecalamavta

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. bißar = to drink, bißala = beverage

# -avta = Animal e.g. piẋar = to swim, piẋavta = fish

# -una = Dœr e.g. spidar = to spide, spiduna = spider

# -ya = Country e.g. Cœtetya = Kœtetekia