Kœtetekian: Difference between revisions

|states            = Djatsacoro, Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone, Kutetum Archæological Protected Area, Mecißay Military Area, Neövo Papua, Sagaret Un Restricted Area, Tacalařmos, Tarußay

|minority          = Kœtetekia (official lanuage)

Kozelekland

New Kœtetekia (unrecognized minority language)

Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesßaßa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

# Bß = b

0 = Cero / Zer / Noß

9 = Nove / Noßre / Notin / Nyen

"Mo termelo '''une''' ronßoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoßmobulo (division but no modulus) une

! = noß

ronßoloto = apple

ronßolotos = apples

ßayßay = god be with you (goodbye)

ßayßayyes = goodbyes

maßa = woman

megaturé maßa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

maba ßien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

# ßir = this

# ßaź = that

# ßires = these

# ßaźes = those

# Presence: in me: ßer mu

ßir = this

ßaź = that

ßires = these

ßaźes = those

# I do not eat = Mo noß taro

# I cannot eat = Mo noß a tarar

# I could not eat = Mo noß a-oce-o tarar

# I shall not eat = Mo noß neče tarar

# I should not eat = Mo noß nečoce-o tarar

# I may not eat = Mo noß zary tarar

# I might not eat = Mo noß zaroce-o tarar

==== A. Feminine Posession (Tarußay Slang) ====

work = traßar

You work. = Go traßas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traßi?

You work = Go traßas

You do not work = Go non traßas

You cannot work = Go traßas non

# drink = bißir

# wear = ßasar

# woman = maßa

# apple = toloßobřo

# bread = ronßoloto

# forest = taßer (plant thing)

# shadow = negrevtaßer (black thing)

# where = noceßas

# when = ßotta

# no = noß

# I'm fine = lemo ßien

# goodbye = ßayßay

# good morning/day = ßienes daias

# good afternoon = ßienes sogonyes

# good night = ßienes niatyes

# good morning = ßieneé baias

# good afternoon = ßieneé sogonyes

# good night = ßieneé ni-atyes

# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/ßirbaia/paxaabaia

# white = ßlart

# on = ßer

# something / object = ßer

# thing = ßer

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. bißar = to drink, bißala = beverage

# art = faßricala

# to read = carxaẋriber

# to write = ẋriber

# to repeat = patesheßřar

# to speak = heßřar

# silence, please = carxaheßřala, prasnoř

# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heßřalase-ans?

# gemini = ßiyhomen

# virgo = maßa

# libra = lißeala

# aquarius = aqunßer

# pisces = ßiypiscavta

# mouth = heßřalaßer

# hand = ẋribalaßer

# finger = ẋribalaßerßer

# boob = letemßer

# nipple = letemßerßer

# penis = momßřotrüf

# vagina = maßatrüf

# knee = geretßer

# tœ = tuggßer

# father = ßaßa

# grandmother = mamamama / ßaßamama

# grandfather = mamaßaßa / ßaßaßaßa

# here = ceßas

# there = ceßase

# there (far) = ceßases

During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the [[w:United_States_of_America|United States of America]] and its [[w:Puppet_state|puppet state]] [[w:South_Vietnam|South Vietnam]] in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of [[w:Sovereignty|sovereignty]] if the USA can have [[w:Military_base|military bases]] on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an [[w:election|election]] once every 5 year, including one for the new [[w:Prime_minister|prime minister]] and prime delegate stands. Also, the [[w:Legislative_branch|fabricative]] and the [[w:Judicial_branch|judicial]] branches were introduced.

In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Tarußak. (which was renamed to Tarußay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].

Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaßoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faßorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaßoriTaralas deriving from Faßorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaßoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloßobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Neövo Papua ====

Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there.

==== Tarußay ====

Tarußay is the northwesternmost village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Mecißay Military Area ====

Mecißay is the sister city of Tarußay, having a vibrant community while being close to Tarußay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Mecißayans were deported to Tarußay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Sagaret UN Restricted Area ====