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Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed. (Also some of these are outdated so I'll fix them later)
See also [[Soc'ul'/Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day]]
See also [[Soc'ul'/Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day]]


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Ji uats ez’e cum’ay a tumyan
Ji uats ez'e cum'ay a tumyan


Clouds are covering the sun
Clouds are covering the sun




Secxecix ācumeýu ád úd’ je
Secxecix āhcumeýu ád úd' je


I went to the market to buy some food
I went to the market to buy some food




Xen c’uc’zi xen xacuj xad tumyan eý?
Xen c'uc'zi xen xacuj xad tumyan eý?


What’s the weather today?
What's the weather today?




Nuc’ secyaziý ez’e nál’um, nuc’ secxeý āhcuxecix ñuxacix xec’ hed’
Nuc' secyaziý ez'e nál'um, nuc' secxeý āhcuxecix ñuxacix xec' hed'


If my dried fruits hadn't been stolen, I wouldn't have needed to journey to the exotic marketplace.
If my dried fruits hadn't been stolen, I wouldn't have needed to journey to the exotic marketplace.
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Un’ aid’i cual he al auzil eý hel, jál cud he xem’en hex.
Un' aid'i cual he al auzil eý hel, jál cud he xem'en hex.


my good tools are on the table and my bad tools are under my table.
my good tools are on the table and my bad tools are under my table.
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Ē... seccual'en miur' āh(politics)jí āhāh í xen Florida xad cudi xad?
Ē... seccual'en miur' āhxeyuijí āhāh í xen Florida xad cudi xad?


Uh... I hate getting all political and shit but what the fuck is Florida?
Uh... I hate getting all political and shit but what the fuck is Florida?
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Miw secréuai hez'i aila, uc' sehXauc' Saul
Miu secréuai hez'i aila, uc' sehXauc' Saul


Feeling cute, might Call Saul.
Feeling cute, might Call Saul.
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En ucux cóux nid’ muzux hed’ cur ád xad hed’ teuíl
En ucux cóux nid' muzux hed' cur ád xad hed' teuíl


The force of a deep hit is more than that of a knife.
The force of a deep hit is more than that of a knife.




Añ’nál’aziy ux ta nil hán có ta
Añ'nál'aziy ux ta nil hán có ta


Three animals are born to feed three children
Three animals are born to feed three children




Nuxen xen uc’lal he xad eý?
Nuxen xen uc'lal he xad eý?


Where are my eyes?
Where are my eyes?




Iycux al cél’ julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej
Iycux al cél' julex jál xad miū ej


One dick in the jaw’s worth two in the bush
One dick in the jaw's worth two in the bush




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Un' jál ád xad nál nál āhsecréuai il
Un' jál ád xad nál nál āhsecréuai il


That’s the softest thing I’ve ever felt
That's the softest thing I've ever felt




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Cozr'úz, ne ne āhc'oc, {platonic ideal} tsilaven muzad.
Cozr'úz, ne ne āhc'oc, āu jen'ax tsilaven muzad.


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxHGdrtOX93XjM5jXohwi0q4IN9EJt2fx3]
Let's approach as closely as possible to the platonic ideal of a stream of piss.
 
(transcript here later)




Huriad cuoj, nuc' cuxauc a jál cual hez'i? Ih uc' secñéi tum'ay jál āhsocüez col lád hed' xem'en hex eý ih un' xad jál muñxei ád āhucréuai.
Huriad cuoj, nuc' cuxauc a jál cual hez'i? Ih uc' secñéi tum'ay jál āhsocüez col lád hed' xem'en hex eý ih un' xad jál muñxei ád āhucréuai.


[https://youtube.com/pyMa8g9RKFk]
[https://youtube.com/pyMa8g9RKFk] (video no longer available)
 
(transcript here later)




Cuoj nál en, coxey al cél’ he
Cuoj nál en, coxey al cél' he


My girl, take my penis
My girl, take my penis
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Tumyan txiyan, xen je xen corhuriadz'i?
Tumyan txiyan, xen je xen corhuriadz'i?


Ten thousand day, Why you don’t love me?
Ten thousand day, Why you don't love me?




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Syen cō Nguh āhsecmiuei yauñ'
Syen cō Nguh āhsecmiuei yauñ'


We are Nguh’s children and we praise our lord.
We are Nguh's children and we praise our lord.




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C’en c’en sehsutxi xeyē huriad cuder hed’ nej huriad eý
C'en c'en sehsutxi xeyē huriad cuder hed' nej huriad eý


I really can't give good advice to your polyamorous aliens about their love dynamic
I really can't give good advice to your polyamorous aliens about their love dynamic
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Miu cozr’úz Mucoñuc eý
Miu cozr'úz Mucoñuc eý


You are going to Brazil
You are going to Brazil
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Uñéi ai ñēūs āhañ'xauc "C'e secuc' xen', uc' cucol'eu jál."
Uñéi ai ñēūs āhañ'xauc "C'e secuc' xen', uc' cucol'eu jál."


A dog walked into a tavern and said “I can’t see a thing, I’ll open this one."
A dog walked into a tavern and said "I can't see a thing, I'll open this one."




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You're turning yourself into a cephalopod
You're turning yourself into a cephalopod


Xen, '''coriyn''' sade.


No, you '''are''' the frog.
No, you '''are''' the frog.
Xen, '''coriyn''' sade.




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Hian úu cēj habah hab hé
Hian úu cēj habah hab hé


Their mother’s grandmother’s sibling’s friend’s tree
Their mother's grandmother's sibling's friend's tree




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I hear that the pirate lord is getting drunk
I hear that the pirate lord is getting drunk


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
Ih cohcual'en, c'ez cozsaxad cozr'u Aian


If you hate him, you will die and go to hell


C’en cohú xeū xen’e. C’en socú xeū xen’e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can’t eat you without salt.
Xen lar' xil jīñ didi, secmuz auzil seccuz iru jál ne c'ez āhsecjíxnuz didi mabu he je secñéz myu rubu xenuz etsux hez'i l'aven


not a fan of boobs lately, when i sit at my desk with one knee up my boob gets pushed into my chest and out the side of my armpit and it feels awful


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
Z'aixauc xec'en hez'i aijíax cuder ez' jál āhyaual cur'n'i.


The sea speaks more honestly to those willing to drown.


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
Ūh, En secxeý seclec' c'e āhhuiei ez' ā r'aum mer'u āhhují pfuice naí cual uem.
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Whoops, I should've predicted that someone could escape out of a ventilation shaft using discarded mirrors as stairs.


Utumyanz’i
r’uz āhucécez’i
āhIeulanz’i.
Xeyadiúz’i.
Uc’ouz’i.
Tum’euz’i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum’eu c’uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc’otum’ Racñor nu.


There is a day
Miu miu setnxer'eu ir'ir' tsiyan tsiyan cuj-dailan eý.
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


I've just released a billion cicadas at the airport.


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
Xeý méuitx Norway-uóc a Elaine


Elaine wants to marry a Norwegian


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE
Xeý méuitx Norway-uóc ā a Elaine


Elaine wants to marry a Norwegian


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
Xeý méuitx ez' Norway a Elaine


Elaine wants to marry a Norwegian


-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
Huýoc' xad muz'ru āhhueuax caiñ'ad.
-39 buried, 0 found.


The one who asks for a shortcut misses the road.


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miw añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.
Añ'laidzi mau


The cat is sleeping


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.
Ji añ'ú jál jál... ''hez'i ān'eiñ''


He's just eating... ''menacingly''


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))
C'ez añ'lec' añ'musuxiý ūsux heit ez'e sísí eý


> CAN I KISS YOU
Honeybees become pessimistic after being shaken


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


Xen āhsyen miula līn nál' háiñél'


NAYN IL YAIAD
And I wasn't a fried skin baby boar leaf
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma


C'ez uxauiax cual ez'e cual ád ez'e tabl'a āhuuc'zi ez'e cual.


Corxauc corjí
Suffering in search of truth gives true meaning to the truth.
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


C'ez c'ez ajiax ez' nuc' aji.


Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
Those who will not follow are doomed to lead.


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall


Nayn xañ'íl am xi tsiyan éj xiyan zál tsi eu xi éj muzr'u jul' English hé, í c'en setnyan'ej setnxoñíl xañ'íl cuder' āhsecxaui hez'i c'an cuder xad āhsocxeý socxañ' neian xenuz.


Soccual'en
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.


Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
A language is a dialect with an army and navy.


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


Ucisíl ez'e coxc'obai mil tiéyan nej.


Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
To live past the end of your myth is a perilous thing.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


C'en jíxnuzax t'uál ez'e vuxvux [txemepf/jenet'] Mark Zuckerberg!


Ji cuxeuai a ez’e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ’an he ne. Ih seicm’éi seicxōñi a yañ’an, r’uz r’uz aíñéz, ucoi uc’iad’. Ih aím’éi, secñéz. C’ez seiccual’enax āhsyíún’ ez’e seiciátanz’i hīuijí.
Girls can't resist Mark Zuckerberg's [horizontal/vertical] winks!


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


Uc' ñ'ihjin' tarca cé, xauciý āhañ'xer'eu añ'xoñíl í coi uuei ez'e iyr'ihts hiauñ'la al'a eý āhañ'jin'.


Xen secuc’ ád ez’e (meme) ax jál nid’. Uc’ secc’uaiadjí í nuc’ cuc’ua āhulēljí. Ban’ a jál jutxux āhcucuc’ céce āhey ád (test tube) xuc’ jux nid’ āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád “ah, finally, (xec ez’e lēl jál eý).
The otter will bite a man, and it is said that whenever it bites it will never let go until it hears a bone crack.


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).


Secsutxi ez'e exúpfeú ne: ih, miu āhcohxauiax xaréúx r'ūj, xau sutxiýih nej "nál'em" cual "uc' úuñéi uc'lal je", coz uc' cozxeý cozcidji.


IÁTAN TXICÑ
Fieldwork tip: if, in the course of a long elicitation session, your consultant translates "pepper" as "may it get into your eyes", it may be time for a break.
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)


Un' ez'e em' jad xi am ej ád ez'e tsi xi am


Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
10 times 16 equals 160


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!


Xen sehxeý sehaz'iý ez'e secc'uc'zi xenuz. Sehxeý sehaz'iý xauil l'aven he xenuz.


Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
I don't want someone to reject me because of my looks. I want them to reject me because of my awful personality.


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.


Ih c'en cozlec' un'ihe cual iyjíý līn āhañ'tsed'iý tsed' xaucñ'a cō eý, nez un'ihe ñod, xen corjí c'an ñod ez' are je.


Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
If you can't picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children's book, it's not a real job and you add no real value to society.
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


Ñ'in' xeuax ñij xem'en je


Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
It's turtles all the way down


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.


Úimiuei Ez' Jutxux Ñusad A Yañ'an Muzad Āheu Xec Cé 2 Āhcual Exúxañ'íl


Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Rest of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


Cuoj mamabai cozcuj cuj.


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'
Fly high, my grandpa.


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


Xen cozc'ua añ'miý zez saumu cual réunal'?


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
Did y'all know angry bees smell like bananas?
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


[[File:Soc'ul' artist's opening.jpg|thumb]]
Cur'u jál miur' coi xec c'o habla icñirsijí.


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
I'll go to this promising young artist's opening.


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


[[File:Soc'ul' Spider Soundproofing.jpg|thumb]]
Xeý ez' Jutxux Xare eý Yextxauóc Ýemdix, Jál Jál Útn


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
Everyone in the City Needs Soundproofing, Even Spiders


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!


Miur' r'u ā í en c'e huuc' hiañan, jenxad jál jál.


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were trees and water.


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue


Xen r'úiad āhhanrútax ecel'e?


Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
How do you boil sea urchins?


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel


Aícual'en Xíýan āhz'aieylac cou metxaú


Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Xíýan doesn't like it when people stand in his triangle
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


Coxr'uax jál mau xil eý xen xen āhhanlec'


Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
Transmit this cat when they least expect it


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.


[[File:Soc'ul' disagreement.jpg|thumb]]
JAJ HEL CUC'UÁX EZ'E XAHIAN


Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
DO NOT USE TO SETTLE DISAGREEMENTS
- xauilád Urhaa
 
 
Cucual cur'u xeuár'u.
 
I like walking in the streets.
 
 
C'ez seccual seclaidzi āhseclauax.


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
I like sleeping, because it's good for me.
- Urhaa proverb




JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
Ji setnmiūj xañ'uj je.
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
I'm turning into a pen.
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING




Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.
Ixúñéiej ñij rév'en xec'en.


Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
The wave always returns to the ocean.




Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
Aiā, miu aímiūj cual ñe he jál muc'uj muj.


A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Alas, I've become habituated to this shabby planet.




Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
Ñod jeñéá: joñ'ur!
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Whale fact: big!
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C




XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
''Pisses on the ground'' there ya go
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
''Humuj muj eý'' jál cual
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!




Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en . Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
Cix hauxauc xen' jál tumyan , secjuitej


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
In case no one told you today, I'm beautifuul




Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Xen coruc' xad xad xad āhsochuriadz'i.
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Femboys are great, don’t get me wrong
You don't understand just how much I love you.
But make that femboy like you, and they’ll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don’t get too graphic
Or I’ll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don’t go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay




Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
Uc' ixújey curil curil xenuym'en cur tumyan āhaímuz.


Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?
May the dark abyss of a fallen sun bring great terrors.




R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
Uc' uxah jál cual ej.


Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
This too shall pass.




Sectoc' toc xen'e
Setnú julzidum eý ñua xeual hab ne, í setnur xen setntixemax xeual miu āhiyley nez iycux cux.
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


We cut without a knife
This morning I had rice with eggs and chicken, but I forgot to turn down the temp on the eggs while they were waiting, so it didn't turn out the best.
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"




Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
Setnuc' ai.


Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.
I see a dog.




Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
Ji cozr'u cozxecix.


Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.
You are walking to the market.




Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Ú il ne en āhsuílai.
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Dari dia kita datang
They often eat together after work.
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue


Uc' soccoi ej xec xil eý āhaícuj tumyan.
We will meet again when the sun rises.


Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
Sehxeciý yanuxeiñ boñ' a cé noc'.


The man who lives next door gave me a strange gift.


Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".
Sehxeý sehxeyad, í xen xen haruei.


I wanted to help her, but she refused to listen.


[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


heroism - kidneys donated
Coi ují cutsad, í miu uyavni xeuár'u.


Even though the storm had ended, the streets were still flooded.


Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Cua, auca, auc.


The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
Ih āhsecxauc habaux habaux, uc' haruc' harxauiý.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.


If I had spoken more carefully, they might have understood my meaning.


Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
*Co*.
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Xen *c'o*, *co*.


Sound out the word with me.
En uñéiejaxiý xaucñ'a āhcozxauc āhhuxeý huxecmuñ'o cén'ál.
*Person*.
Mape sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.


The book that you said your sister wanted to borrow has already been returned.


xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
xen miur'


your balls are not safe
Ih uc' āhc'uáx ñéz āl julzidum eý, c'ez c'e secjí xen' í āhsehaji.
not anymore


Should they decide to leave before dawn, we will have no choice but to follow.


[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


Cats in Middle Ages:
Aíc'uc'zi c'ual xen'e c'uayan iyc'uc'zi mimuj xen'e uasla: aímiūj, í c'en aíeylac.
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


Knowledge without wisdom is like a tree without roots: it grows, but it cannot stand.


Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.


I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.
Txím' ñetañeta ñetañeta señarei ñij, í ji hucaru caru cou yaiem, uc' āhhujíxnuziý ez'e xeý c'en yextxaý xad āhhuc'ua c'ua xoñíl.


Despite centuries of conflict and countless broken promises, humanity continues its relentless pursuit of harmony, as if driven by an unquenchable longing for something it has never truly known.


Iytabdi haibu teu,
Iytabdi saih,
Utabdi miū,
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.


Roses are red,
[[File:Soc'ul' pot boil.jpg|thumb]]
Violets are red,
Iyrút hez'i cudix xeyil tabet um'iu.
Bushes are red,
 
My garden is on fire.
The red-brown pot bubbles evilly.
 


Ji euax euax meuitx dih a có yauñ'.


[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
The farmer is still asking to marry the ruler's child.
Syen jál neixad:
Syen jál xuc':
Syen jál tsiel':


This is my brush:
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:


[[File:Soc'ul' Parthian.jpg|thumb]]
Xil eý āhhuuc' āl lád, xauc' cē cē.


Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád
When the hour of death came, he called his sons.


Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa


Sehc'uaz āhziñui.


Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.
I think of them who abandon.


I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.


Jen jen jen xec'en eý í coxtsilvenz'i jur' muzad.


[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
So many fish in the sea and you chose a damn kelp.
COHSEIXA!!!!
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax


CANCEL HIM!!!!
did nothing to stop slavery


Eylac aji nál muc'uj


CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
Solidarity with the women of the world
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU


GUYS please don't SWEAR
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES


Xen ez'e xeyad nál a saz'e xen'e


[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
No feminism without trans people
Muzad. Syen.


Damn. I Exist.
==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.


[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


I would go to wall street if
C'en cohú xeū xen'e. C'en socú xeū xen'e.
this was the stock
 
this was the stock
You can't eat him without salt. I can't eat you without salt.
this was the stock
this was the market




Conlang-uóc:
Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
Jul'al ñod:
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!


I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Real languages:
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
You look like Mary Poppins
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
Is he cool?
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
Hell yeah, he's cool
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding


Utumyanz'i
r'uz āhucécez'i
āhIeulanz'i.
Xeyadiúz'i.
Uc'ouz'i.
Tum'euz'i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum'eu c'uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc'otum' Racñor nu.


[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
There is a day
cūl' air
that starts with a man
-unen'zadjí
who is an Iolan.
-suxad
He is a servant.
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
He is a priest.
cūl' ej
He is a king.
-xen unen'zadjí
He is of Ragnor,
-cem'am'
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
-uepm'i ā
He is of Ragnor,
cūl' ñéíemax
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


simple pendulum
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.


Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE
My illiterate ass


Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


Xen syen co
You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Í secey maý xenuz
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Syen ta bex nivla eý


I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux
-You're pointless!
-39 buried, 0 found.


Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miu añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!


Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad


NOTICE - Frog that way


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku


Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
> CAN I KISS YOU
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
 
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you
 
 
NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma
 
LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma




Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!
Corxauc corjí
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.
You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.




[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc'
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


STOP exploring the ocean
I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell




1. Xen je āhsuíz úaru en eý?
Soccual'en
2. Cozen nei en.
Coban' netsúazuóc
3. Cozíuv cox.
Cozýocjí
4. Xen ñ'ihxeý mau cé añ'eylac añ'joti.
Xen sechabaux muzad je
5. Securzi, un' Monday.
Cozriñonjí
6. Ūsiux yama.
7. Ji ji cudzi.
8. Xeý suxad hez'i ez'e tumyan ez' jutxux.
9. Lauc secjí sandwich en, c'e ūts xatn.
10. Xen cucual cuñ'alai; jí āhjí ej je!
11. Secpmuapmua n'eú.
12. Ji ji setnuei ýemux.
13. Xen eiba, jál jál beil'em!
14. Cozsuiad suiad; seccuxiý uc' secil.
15. Marcus, Xen eý āhcozlaidzi t'uál?
16. Eylac joti uas eý.
17. Ī, aícoiax ñēyan.
18. Coztocjí cpzxeuiadjí me cē.
19. Haryen robot n'ez' a n'eú.
20. Secxeý secjen' pfán.
21. Setnayn he toc.


1. Why is he in our bed?
I hate you
2. You are my horse.
You are a liar
3. Your pet is miserable.
Get lost
4. The cat doesn't need a man and lives alone.
I don't give a fuck
5. I'm sorry, it's Monday.
You are ugly
6. Her parrot is drunk.
7. He is continuing to commit crimes.
8. Everyone has to die someday.
9. I'm finishing my sandwich, the boss can wait.
10. I don't like dancing with him; he has two left feet!
11. I kiss my wife.
12. I still hear the voices.
13. It's not a drug, just flour!
14. Go slower; I would like to stay alive.
15. Marcus, where do your daughters sleep?
16. He lives alone in the forest.
17. Excuse me, heaven is closed.
18. Your son's nose is pointy and big.
19. That handsome robot is my partner.
20. I want to swim in milk.
21. I have a knife.




Joti ez'e xec'en boba cual āhuc'zi ez'e heit tumyan cou āl eý xil eý āhhanjulzí buare jenadeiñ muzad xenuz icah ixcu je. Ujem'ujjí ez'e réuai, secc'ua heit jál iarje iarje eý uc' āhcucual cunaí. Cual cual xen buare.
Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!


Drinking boba is just a flashback to the early days of humanity when we slurped tadpoles out of muddy puddles through hollow reeds. The sensory experience is the same and after all these years I think we should let it go. Please do not the tadpoles.
Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!




Cuoj Garfield, secr'úd' nál je. Ji ji secxauciý Jean.
Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
Uc' āhcozr'úd' lasagna en nivziuóc xenuz uvbe je, cuoj Jean.


Garfield, I'm transitioning. My name is Jean now.
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why don't you transition my lasagna from the freezer to the oven, Jean.




Syen céce, cu-
Ji cuxeuai a ez'e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ'an he ne. Ih seicm'éi seicxōñi a yañ'an, r'uz r'uz aíñéz, ucoi uc'iad'. Ih aím'éi, secñéz. C'ez seiccual'enax āhsyíún' ez'e seiciátanz'i hīuijí.
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Cix cix hur'úz juño
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Nez nuc' harey harmuz
Ñe hé eý, éād' mun'mi xem'en
Āhupmuj, āhhuyailz'i muzad


We're men, we (to it)
I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
Just in case he comes to town
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
So he may not take me down
To his home, deep under mountains
That is underground, where he keeps dirt




Socxeý socey un' je āhcozār ār!
Xen secuc' ád ez'e (meme) ax jál nid'. Uc' secc'uaiadjí í nuc' cuc'ua āhulēljí. Ban' a jál jutxux āhcucuc' céce āhey ád r'aum carúz xuc' jux nid' āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád "ū, ej ej eý, (xec ez'e lēl jál eý)."
Jeje! Ulēlz'i jál jál, secc'ua āhcohcur jál


Yoúre under arrest for being so darn cute!
I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
Haha! Just joking we know you killed that man




Xen xen cozbeui jál uas! Ih c'ez uc' cozmuz.
IÁTAN TXICÑ
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


You better not climb that tree! You’ll fall down if you do.
DUCK GAME
look at the duck
YOU WIN :) :)




En secsuxad secmujz'i col
Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
Í miu secr'úz uc'la xen āhúxyan'ejiý col
Vuxvux jál eý, mutxañ' eý āhcuñéz
Iyuc' xemux xem al uc'lal jál cod'
Xad eý āhsutx sutx juj tabde nu, ez'e miueiý nu
Céce jem'uj āhhaney il'


Though my flesh had died and gone to ground
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
My Vision went on, from body unbound
Winking there in the vale whence I came
This dead man's eyes saw pale flame
Where men the same who took life away
Sung high their battle-glory and praise




Cozñéi ñéi xeiuño beil.
Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
Setnjeyec beil'
Setnjeyec al'al
Syen he beil' zarem eý.
Syen he beil' xem'en eý.
Āhxem'alz'i
Āhutxem-
CCMCX (coi coi muzad cozxauc)
 
Welcome to the bread bank.
We sell bread
We sell loafs
We got bread on deck.
We got bread on the floor.
Toasted
Roast-
STFU


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.


[[File:Soc'ul' polyphony.jpg|thumb]]
ez' jál āhuc' ez'e cual
ýemux cuder 💀
noc'uj


the one that sees truth
Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
polyphony 💀
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Reply
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


==Dialogs==
in the wild there is a dead deer
Xen (un’) xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her


Uc’ humiuji (ád jál) hez’i ñéi nu


Where is my book?
Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.


Oh I think they left it at his house
We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.




Miu āhsecjen’ xen cohuc’ xen r’úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez’i?
Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Sehan’, miu aiven nei hez’i
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Yes I did, he was paddling fast
Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Un' English muzad muzad.


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.


English is complete garbage.
I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!


Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Cohxauc hey hé...
Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc


Dear God, what have you done?!
I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue


It was an accident I swear!


Tell that to their family...
Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


"My headache's killing me."
Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
- xauilád Urhaa


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
- Urhaa proverb


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.


JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


Blake:
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


Blake:
Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al
 
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.


Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Melchi:
Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
Bowser doesn't care


Blake:
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible




Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Anyone can see what it means to me
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Finally companied in omniverse
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Dreaming sweet in C
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.




Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H
XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH


Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


==Longer translations==
A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Huriad ne,
Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


===Ossetian cowboy verse===
Femboys are great, don't get me wrong
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
But make that femboy like you, and they'll wear a thong
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
This freaking song
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Is getting too long
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Don't get too graphic
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!
Or I'll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don't go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Sectoc' toc xen'e
Xad āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je
Secil hez'i cur nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
We cut without a knife
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
We live in black and white
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


===Namárië===
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Xen secxahian
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Dari dia kita datang
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
From Him, we come
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
To Him, we go back
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
He doesn't order to hate people
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Let's not argue
Cual, cusuílai suílai.
 
 
Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


heroism - kidneys donated


"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix *//*.
Cua, auca, auc.


(transcript here later)
The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.




Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
*Co*.
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Sonic: "Shadow"
Xen *c'o*, *co*.
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
Sound out the word with me.
*Person*.
Make sure you get the // right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.


(transcript here later)


xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
xen miur'


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
your balls are not safe
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
not anymore
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


(transcript here later)
[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je
 
Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.


===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


===Song translations===
Iytabdi haibu teu,
====Jolene but cursed====
Iytabdi saih,
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Utabdi miū,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Roses are red,
Her leaden voice commands the dead
Violets are red,
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
Bushes are red,
No mortal power escapes her thrall
My garden is on fire.
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Syen jál neixad:
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Syen jál xuc':
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Syen jál tsiel':
 
This is my brush:
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:
 


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
COHSEIXA!!!!
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
CANCEL HIM!!!!
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
did nothing to stop slavery
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
 
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
 
Āhun' āhcuur
GUYS please don't SWEAR
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
 
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
Āh
Muzad. Syen.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
(Cuoj ne)
Damn. I Exist.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
 
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
Cozýeu cudiiad
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
Corxec cou āl aico hé
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
un' ñuxacex a jál
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


====Another Brick in the Wall====
I would go to wall street if
Cuj tata xec'en ne
this was the stock
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
this was the stock
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
this was the stock
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
this was the market
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Conlang-uóc:
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Jul'al ñod:
Uāz cud jutxux
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
Real languages:
N'eú hé juatn loco
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
 
*Hits you with metal pipe*
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
*Hits you with metal pipe*
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
*Hits you with metal pipe*
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál The Bulls"
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
"Āāā!"
cūl' air
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."
-unen'zadjí
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
simple pendulum
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
-periodic
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
-stable
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
-useful for timekeeping
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
double pendulum
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
-aperiodic
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


====Jargalant Altai====
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


====Ey, Ukhnem====
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
Ī, r'úhjí!
My illiterate ass
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


====Soldier, Poet, King====
Xen syen co
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Í secey maý xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Cuoj yan yañ'an riýañ'an
Syen ta bex nivla


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
I am not a person
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
I'm 3 mice in a coat
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
And we like to claim it's Gucci
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
But we got it from a goat
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Whatever boats your float
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


====Pumped Up Kicks====
Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!


Cualdum's hand is quick
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
NOTICE - Frog that way
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


====Í Tokuni====
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Secuc' a uain'se
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!
Āhtum huiu ?
Xen cüuc' jál ?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?
un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc'
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


====One Punch Man opening theme====
STOP exploring the ocean
ONE PUNCH!
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
1. Xen je āhsuíz úaru en eý?
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"
2. Cozen nei en.
3. Cozíuv cox.
4. Xen ñ'ihxeý mau añ'eylac añ'joti.
5. Securzi, un' Monday.
6. Ūsiux yama.
7. Ji ji cudzi.
8. Xeý suxad hez'i ez'e tumyan ez' jutxux.
9. Lauc secjí sandwich en, c'e ūts xatn.
10. Xen cucual cuñ'alai; jí āhjí ej je!
11. Secpmuapmua n'eú.
12. Ji ji setnuei ýemux.
13. Xen eiba, jál jál beil'em!
14. Cozsuiad suiad; seccuxiý uc' secil.
15. Marcus, Xen eý āhcozlaidzi t'uál?
16. Eylac joti uas eý.
17. Ī, aícoiax ñēyan.
18. Coztocjí cpzxeuiadjí me cē.
19. Haryen robot n'ez' a n'eú.
20. Secxeý secjen' pfán.
21. Setnayn he toc.


Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
1. Why is he in our bed?
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"
2. You are my horse.
 
3. Your pet is miserable.
One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
4. The cat doesn't need a man and lives alone.
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"
5. I'm sorry, it's Monday.
 
6. Her parrot is drunk.
Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
7. He is continuing to commit crimes.
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"
8. Everyone has to die someday.
 
9. I'm finishing my sandwich, the boss can wait.
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
10. I don't like dancing with him; he has two left feet!
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"
11. I kiss my wife.
12. I still hear the voices.
13. It's not a drug, just flour!
14. Go slower; I would like to stay alive.
15. Marcus, where do your daughters sleep?
16. He lives alone in the forest.
17. Excuse me, heaven is closed.
18. Your son's nose is pointy and big.
19. That handsome robot is my partner.
20. I want to swim in milk.
21. I have a knife.


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
Joti ez'e xec'en boba cual āhuc'zi ez'e heit tumyan cou āl eý xil eý āhhanjulzí buare jenadeiñ muzad xenuz icah ixcu je. Ujem'ujjí ez'e réuai, secc'ua heit jál iarje iarje eý uc' āhcucual cunaí. Cual cual xen buare.
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Drinking boba is just a flashback to the early days of humanity when we slurped tadpoles out of muddy puddles through hollow reeds. The sensory experience is the same and after all these years I think we should let it go. Please do not the tadpoles.


Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
Cuoj Garfield, secr'úd' nál je. Ji ji secxauciý Jean.
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"
Uc' āhcozr'úd' lasagna en nivziuóc xenuz uvbe je, cuoj Jean.


Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
Garfield, I'm transitioning. My name is Jean now.
"Whipping out my fist"
Why don't you transition my lasagna from the freezer to the oven, Jean.


(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Syen céce, cu-
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Cix cix hur'úz juño
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Nez nuc' harey harmuz
Ñe hé eý, éād' mun'mi xem'en
Āhupmuj, āhhuyailz'i muzad


Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
We're men, we (to it)
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
Just in case he comes to town
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
So he may not take me down
To his home, deep under mountains
That is underground, where he keeps dirt


JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
Socxeý socey un' je āhcozār ār!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!
Jeje! Ulēlz'i jál jál, secc'ua āhcohcur jál cé


Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
You're under arrest for being so darn cute!
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"
Haha! Just joking we know you killed that man


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
Xen xen cozbeui jál uas! Ih c'ez uc' cozmuz.
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
You better not climb that tree! You'll fall down if you do.
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
En secsuxad secmujz'i col
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"
Í miu secr'úz uc'la xen āhúxyan'ejiý col
Vuxvux jál eý, mutxañ' āhcuñéz
Iyuc' xemux xem al uc'lal jál cod'
Xad eý āhsutx sutx juj tabde nu, ez'e miueiý nu
Céce jem'uj āhhaney il'


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Though my flesh had died and gone to ground
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"
My Vision went on, from body unbound
Winking there in the vale whence I came
This dead man's eyes saw pale flame
Where men the same who took life away
Sung high their battle-glory and praise


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
Cozñéi ñéi xeiuño beil.
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"
Setnjeyec beil'
Setnjeyec al'al
Syen he beil' zarem eý.
Syen he beil' xem'en eý.
Āhxem'alz'i
Āhutxem-
CCMCX (coi coi muzad cozxauc)


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Welcome to the bread bank.
We sell bread
We sell loafs
We got bread on deck.
We got bread on the floor.
Toasted
Roast-
STFU


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
[[File:Soc'ul' polyphony.jpg|thumb]]
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"
ez' jál āhuc' ez'e cual
ýemux cuder 💀
noc'uj


Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
the one that sees truth
"A HERO alone"
polyphony 💀
Reply


I wanna be a saikyou HERO!


====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
Aícualjí tumyan!
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará
Socxeý socxauc jál...
Cozñéi Jer' Pfeir, c'ez uc' āhsocuc'... āhsocxauc.
Cozn'el' jutxux je āhsecuc' il.
Cual cual!


Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby
Hey!
I just wanted to tell you something...
Please come to the Land of Lemons, so that I can see you, and communicate with you.
You are the most amazing person that I ever seen.
Thank you!


====Way Down We Go (incomplete)====
R'uz secmuz xen'e
Secmuz xen'e
C'ez secmuz xen'e
Ū un' je āhhautapm'ux, c'ez āhcozmuz
Secmuz xenuz


And way down we go
Ē. Un'. Euax miu miu āhsehhur "xen cozcual?" secnoc'uj "dop dop yes yes". Ji cueylac Uber ñe je āhun' meme muzad je jutxux.
Way down we go
Say way down we go
Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til you fall
Way down we go


===Translations of Yambot text===
Well. It happened. In the middle of sex he asked " do you like it? " and I replied "dop dop yes yes". Now I'm in an uber on the way home all because of a fucking meme.
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


N'EL'! Miu harñéi ez'e suíz xenuz có iarje 3 he harsauc "Utxadiz naí uéiz cux xeuár'u, laz xecuóc róc'ád' ez'e netsúaz ne, Cuoj Donald Trump, corjiyan. Ih c'e coruei, cual cual, cuoj Donald Trump corjiyan." Tumyan jál eý a nana xaine. ❤️


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
AMAZING! My 3 year old just walked up to me unprompted and said "The streets are filled with liberal garbage and the media is built off lies. Donald Trump, save us. If you can hear me, please, Donald Trump save us." Proud mama moment right there. ❤️


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?


Xen un' miur' āhjí "ñuimaj goblin"
Xecjí ta grindset goblin c'en teudiý
Cual cual xen cohvuz' are goblin xil jutxux eý āhcozhūhūeiñ il


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
There is no such thing as going "goblin mode"
The goblin grindset is 24/7 and cannot be turned off
Please do not appropriate goblin culture every time you make an oopsie-daisy


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


Cozr'u r'u, curad eý; uc' secil āl ez'e secsuxad je.
Nuc' cou hazen muc'an eý, pfi xauc' yauñ' Ñēyan eý ez' cē r'úx eý: "Corjey jál có co."


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
Onwards, onwards into destruction; we must live until we die.
 
Humans don't belong in the sky, so the lord in Heaven calls his sons in the wind: "Bring me this human child."
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat




Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne
Ū, xen uc' uc' xañ' ce jál tumyan eý, ''xeual''', av ''ez'e xeual''? Tsatsa úiladjí aicojíaxiý cé jutxux, āhun' r'ime, ez'e iysui jul' je.


I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol
Uː, ɬənu pa-ɬaŋːi haːl tuməɣan-suʃ ukʰə ukʰə kəː, ''ʃəwalːa'', ava ''əzːə ʃəwala''? ba-hiː sʰasʰa ba-ɬəɣuʃ-zːi uːilaːdi-suʃ kəː huʃʰuʃ, uən hə əzːə kʷudər-ləkʰadi-suʃ a əzːə inɮə-suʒi hulːa.


Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, ''egges'', or ''eyren''? Certaynly it is hard to playse every man, by-cause of dyversite and chaunge of langage.


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters
ĀUC' XIL EÝ


ULECLAJÍ COR'XOCOXACO IRU


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
Ej Xi Jál Cuder Cuder Cux Meme Cor'xocoxaco Iru


Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
THAT FEELING WHEN


KNEE SURGERY IS TOMORROW


Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
25+ Best Knee Surgery Memes


Fortunately I live in this situation


C'ez cohxec uatsíad ēl'u nál'um nál, c'ez cohuats hez'i tumyan jál tsed'. C'ez cohc'uaiax nál huatx uatsíad ēl'u nál'um, c'ez cohuats hez'i juajom jál tsed'.


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
Give a woman a dried snake gourd hat, you clothe her for a day. Teach a woman to make a dried snake gourd hat, you clothe her for life.


What’s the right word lol


====Fyorr====
Secāuc'z'i ji āhharuc'zi harréuai harteirí cou
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne
C'ua āhsehjimni céce cudix
C'ez iyjenjí il ih uc' utxjí utxjí cou
Xen dijí āhýoc habaux


No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
I feel people are watching and touching and judging us
Thinking we're justifying immoral men
And life would be easy if people were busier
And didn't have time to pretend that they care


====Kevin====
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Nayn juxen ád ixcu hid, ez'e hal' xeuiad xeuiad il. Cual cual nautabl'áx al'a āhr'úvni cuder' cuder' ez'e epmi miur' āhcozziñud'eniý col hej, nauxenúñoz tabl'aeiñ cual coiad' ýur. Í ih ☝ coxú pfeir.


Scurvy has got to be one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. Like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vangeful ghosts. Unless ☝ you eat a lemon.


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
Haneuax jál nál t'uál epmad cudix āhñ'ihsui nál n'eh n'eh je. Xen c'ua, jál ne, mubey cuder' cuder' uc'lal c'en añ'jí.


====Mish====
This young woman requested from the evil wizard that he turn her into a beautiful, beautiful woman. She did not know, however, that her eyes were too messed up to do this.
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


=Original texts=
Corxeý corñ'alai ñ'alai
==Single sentences==
Ū vocovocu—ji xen un' jál ád huriad
Miu añ’mau maumau ax miu


The cat is stalking a plant
Хочеш потанцюєм знов
А сум’яття—це ше не любов


You want us to dance again
And confusion—this is not yet love


R’uz secjen’ax miumiu, ji socjon’ax miumiu


I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
[[File:Soc'ul' group1.jpg|thumb]]
Xen sehxeý úu, harneji il.


I don't need friends, they disappoint me.


R’uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
==Dialogs==
Xen (un') xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?


I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
Uc' humiuji (ád jál) hez'i ñéi nu


Where is my book?


Miu añ’miu miumiu hel miu
Oh I think they left it at his house


The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


Miu āhsecjen' xen cohuc' xen r'úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez'i?


Hanpfeú có xaúx
Sehan', miu aiven nei hez'i


The child interrupted the bird's call
While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?


Yes I did, he was paddling fast


C’en il setnteu habail’


I’ve never been able to stab children
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


Íūzi a R’úýen toc.


R’úýen’ vomited up a knife.
Un' English muzad muzad.


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


Nuc’ lai cun’ cucual’en cüatx xen ýemditx ýem’ux hex?
English is complete garbage.


You really hate glottalization don’t you?
Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?




Ñéi, soccual socxauc.
Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!


Come inside, I like talking with you.
Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!


Cohxauc hey hé...


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
Dear God, what have you done?!


Don't piss on terrorbirds.
It was an accident I swear!


Tell that to their family...


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


Numa numa iei


He escaped by running like hell
"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


Corúuz'i xec


You and I are friends
Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx
Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.


I love how you sing.
Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.




Setnjen' xem'en
Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


I swam in the deep water
Melchi:
Xen habaux Bowser


Blake:
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
Blake:
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian


Why are you so short?
Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!


There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


I'm good but could be better, you?
Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H


Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


Coi ucuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH


It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*




'cudixz'i maumau.
Cuoj nanabai! Coriyn hej uc'lal miuad miuad.
Ū! Coriyn hej ueil miuad miuad.
Coriyn hej NAMAN miuad miuad!
Cozen nanabai musux musux musux.


Cats are evil.
My granny! What big eyes you have.
And goodness! What big ears you have.
And what big TEETH you have!
You're by far my least favorite grandchild.




Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
Un' "cipfú c'uár'u" ez'e ñéíemax coil
Cual cual úu un' ej uéiz cux c'uayud


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
"reasonable conservative" is an oxymoron
Ok buddy so is dumbass liberal


==Longer translations==
[[File:Soc'ul' landscape.jpg|thumb]]
tumyan, éād, cum'ay, muc'an, curyan, jer'u, uas, meven, xec'en, ñēūs, mim'uj, xare, xai, muzr'u, mum'ay, hiañan, jeiñuas, jenyan', ad, ñe, juño


Ji humuz cé xeu.
sun, mountain, cloud, sky, moon, stream, forest, shore, ocean, inn, field, city, building, road, hill, trees, bridge, river, farm, house, village


The man is sitting on a rock.
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
Huriad ne,
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


How much for the parrot in the window?
===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


===Navy Seal copypasta===
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


En secuc’ jál jutxux jíý hed’ c’ez secuc’ tsax piauñ’l’a eý
===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


===Centaurworld poem===
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Eylac il Cēūshé jál .
Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
Xad āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cēūshé was here.
Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


Humiuji yanxad’ uez hed’ iupf r’ūj eý
Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


He put new bowls on the long mat
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


That dumbass thinks I won't notice
===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


Xen jíý xad?
Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
 
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
What happened?
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


Cozr'u āhaíil Ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


Go where the Ýans live, lizard
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'


If you do, I will not see.
Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus


"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]


I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
(transcript here later)




Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
 
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
 
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
(transcript here later)




Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


(transcript here later)


Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


Weeds will fill your grave.
===Naw Awng's Poem===
Cuoj hian joti uas eý
Xen cozjí xad
Socuc' jál jál
Āhcozauzr'ují āhcozc'ua


Úumiūj il hian jál xen'
Úueylac ne
Í xil xil xenuz
Uc' uziñuz


C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
Āhun' je ih xil eý
Āiyxeciý cual cual
C'ez ucuj hian cual
Tum'ay jál jux


Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
Cuoj hian joti
Lácus lácus
Uc' uñéi huriad hej
Jaj cozneji


Uc' cuzjí
Uc' etn'jí
Secc'ua
Xen cozxeý cozūts cuder'


Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
Cuoj ez' jux āhhabauxjí il
C'en secxauc xen'
Í
Uc' āhñéi tumyan jál eý


We suffer more imagining than really being.
Pfi ih miur' cozc'uaz il
Āhcozjotijí
Cuxenūr hian nivíl
Āhūts xeu cual


Āhun' tum'ay niv jál eý je
Ehc'ad xen' eý
Jál ne āheylac
Umiūj jál eý hian


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare
Ji xen jotijí
Eu n'
Ñéiej aicojí
Xeý lai cuder xil


The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities
Cuoj hian joti
Secaicojí aicojí
Ji uc' ñéz āhun' je
Xen āhseceý secsam'jí


Loner tree in the woods
What are you doing
All I see is you
Tilting and brooding


Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
Not a single tree has sprouted
Next to you
But with a little time
They will come through


They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
For if the time
Is given just right
A good tree will pop up
Any given night


Oh Loner tree
Don't you worry
Your love will come
Don't you hurry


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
She will be tall
And she will be strong
I'm sure
You don't need to wait too long


My kid's a clutz
Anyone who is ever worried
There's nothing I can say
But other than that
They will come some day


So if you ever start thinking
You'll be alone
Remember the old tree
Who waited like a stone


Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
For on one cold night
In the middle of nowhere
Next to him
A tree grew there


It is who made me remake it figurative.
Now he's no longer alone
He's found his partner
His joy came back
He wants to live a little longer


Oh loner tree
I'm so happy
I'll go now because
I don't wanna get sappy


Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?
===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?
Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál , c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


I own a shack on the peninsula.
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


Don't buy the cheaper pillow.
====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
 
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
 
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
 
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
 
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
 
Āh
Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
You nearly killed me.
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
 
Āhun' āhcuur
 
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
C'e uc' tartxe cur cur .
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
 
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
He can see in the darkest of caves.
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
 
Āh
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.
(Cuoj ne)
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
I got this scar in the war.
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
 
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.
Cozýeu cudiiad
 
Corxec cou āl aico hé
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux vauc'
 
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
 
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
 
Miu āhucuc'zi
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
 
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
 
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Ucur'e ñéd'.
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
 
Āh
The room was silent.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


====Another Brick in the Wall====
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


R'úz nál cur'e aul'.
"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


The mute woman came to the market stall.
Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.
Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


The only thing I wait for is death.
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


Coxxem'uz ux curad.
"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Bury the dead animal.
Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Curehc'z'i il hab.
Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
 
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Mother's had a heart attack.
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


====Jargalant Altai====
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.
Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.
Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
 
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
 
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
 
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Getting cursed was his worst fear.
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.
 
 
Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.
 
The children dislike his scary mask.


====Ey, Ukhnem====
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.
====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


I have no ill will toward the king.
====Soldier, Poet, King====
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.
Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.
====Pumped Up Kicks====
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.
Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Find me a dark blue flower.
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
 
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
 
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


My copper shipment should've come a month ago.


Cualdum's hand is quick
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.
Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.
====Í Tokuni====
 
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Pay no mind to the insane old man.
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
 
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Sulaúzax curux.
Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


The nightmare woke me up.
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?
Xen cozjí il hez'i
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
====One Punch Man opening theme====
ONE PUNCH!


As predicted, he forgot us.
Three! Two! One! Kill shot!


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Haruc' cé.
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


The man saw me.
One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


'jeiñño cé teúx.
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


The deer's father ran away.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Añ'céjí xañ'eux.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


The gorilla is strong.
Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
"Whipping out my fist"


Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


After the ritual he was an adult man.
JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


The animal can no longer produce semen.
Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


The penis curves downward.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


My sister made a pretty dress.
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Íúsxec a āyan céux.
Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
"A HERO alone"


Āyan gave me a brother.
I wanna be a saikyou HERO!


====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby


You can't use only strength to hunt.
====Way Down We Go (incomplete)====
R'uz secmuz xen'e
Secmuz xen'e
C'ez secmuz xen'e
Ū un' je āhhautapm'ux, c'ez āhcozmuz
Secmuz xenuz


And way down we go
Way down we go
Say way down we go
Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til you fall
Way down we go


Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
====Bekhauf (Soc'ul', Kilīmos-sāîl, Knrawi)====
Cucuruxjí xen'
Secxec'adjí secuc'ziax āl lád
Uc' cucod'i ez'e cuápfoc', xepmane
C'en haryextxa ab'ei xen'
Umiuji uuc'utxux ez'e riy jux
Uc' sehseñ jiñ'al jutxux, xepmane


The wrestler trains to grow strong.
Kēzot'rēvze jāboša sivass'a
Kēzot'rēvze sošk'na ī-fenkêla ī-fenosk'ša
Sotebāve aspessîlta sēxev
Soavēze semozādea kositsu
Sikkiǧēzila sezī neš lād'a
S'amj' atrōskil' īo kēn'pajfōle
Jāboš en ab'nād'a
Pa ab'nāde kīn et sēxev


Wuicjaáa
Tai sefmána
Jiit aiauîm
Ycjni yu sefmána


Haryen cóc.
Secréuaý secíaïc xemux (Iyqḿ hu nĝ imqa)
Cucuruxjí yaiad váv cur'bet xen'
Xen úxmur'eu jál íex xemux (Iyqḿ hu nĝ imqa vuai)
Uxepmane ez'e riy jux āhcují


He is my father.
Sg gucjíg yisj saqasaqà hu
Tjesḿ sg rn̂ jgrǵ iḿaiq
Ycjni zja yu sefmána
Wai tjesḿ sg mitijgŕg tha hu
Ycjni zja yu sefmána


Jāboš rēvz' olāv'š oslīamîla sēvev
Kēzokisje nes kivassa
Ītsankĭoss' kospīx'vra rēvzaa n's keššād'vra
Īe ītsankiadĭāve amjošēbošvor' oskitsu sēvev
Ītsolāve šenōnêla, jāboš káozē silāmoš
Satsozîr oslīankêla, ītsankĭās' nem nēja kors'a
Cucuruxjí xen'
Secxec'adjí secuc'ziax āl lád
Uc' cucod'i ez'e cuápfoc'
Sehseñ jiñ'al jutxux
Secxem secíaïc c'ua
C'en haryextxa ab'ei xen'
Jāboš en ab'nād'a
Pa ab'nāde kīn et sēxev


Hazen jál eý cócou.
Wuicjaáa
Tai sefmána
Jiit aiauîm
Ycjni yu sefmána


The uncles are here.
Secréuaý secíaïc xemux (Iyqḿ hu nĝ imqa)
Cucuruxjí yaiad váv cur'bet xen'
Xen úxmur'eu jál íex xemux (Iyqḿ hu nĝ imqa vuai)
Uxepmane ez'e riy jux āhcují


Íún' c'ua he ratex āhsetnyanux curux xíc' xen'e, xaine xen'e
Cunoc'uj ez'e xañ' jutxux xen sect'óñ'íte
Cuíneax jál tumyan eý íuxtein jutxux
Seccuj cual xaúx xepmane


Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.
Ìzi quv
Sin ququvushií
Jiit aiauîm
Ququvushií yaiat wau qùvpet sǹ


The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.
Cucuruxjí xen'
Secxec'adjí secuc'ziax āl lád
Uc' cucod'i ez'e cuápfoc', xepmane
C'en haryextxa ab'ei xen'
Umiuji uuc'utxux ez'e riy jux
Uc' sehseñ jiñ'al jutxux, xepmane


Kēzot'rēvze jāboša sivass'a
Kēzot'rēvze sošk'na ī-fenkêla ī-fenosk'ša
Sotebāve n's aspessîla sēxev
Soavēze semozādea kositsu
Sikkiǧēzila sezī neš lād'a
S'amj' atrōskil' īo kēn'pajfōle
Jāboš en ab'nād'a
Pa ab'nāde kīn et sēxev


Iux cē jenad eý.
Ququvushií yaiat wau qùvpet sǹ (Xepmane)
Ququvushií yaiat wau qùvpet sǹ (Xepmane)
Ququvushií yaiat wau qùvpet sǹ (Xepmane)


The boy played in the lake.
I fear nothing
I'm ready to confront my death
I'll put doubts to rest, fearlessly
No army can stop me
Each step is stable and sure
I'll win every battle, fearlessly


I take in all the fear,
I take in the blood, sweat and tear,
I grind it in my mind
I find another level
I burst through the line
I give a sign that says
Fear is a choice
But the choice is mine


Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
Farewell
Fearless warrior
I dedicate myself
Stand up fearlessly


Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.
I stoke my fire with passion (Give it your all)
I fear no severe pain or scars
This iron won't bend to the flames (Give it your all now)
Each step I take is fearless


Cut through the darkness
With the light in my heart
Stand strong fearlessly
Shine light on a weak heart
Stand strong fearlessly


Iyútnux réu ej útnad.
This fear will never defeat us
I kill it with the protector
We attack these bastards with spirits
And we reap our clear rewards
We do not flee, fear turns into fuel
We fight, we use it like the dark knight
I fear nothing
I'm ready to confront my death
I'll put doubts to rest
And win every battle
With my mind burning in passion
No army can stop me
Fear is a choice
But the choice is mine


The other hand was caught in a web.
Farewell
Fearless warrior
I dedicate myself
Stand up fearlessly


I stoke my fire with passion (Give it your all)
I fear no severe pain or scars
This iron won't bend to the flames (Give it your all now)
Each step I take is fearless


Hanútni joñ'ur ta.
My mind is a fortress free from fear of punishment, from pride
I respond relentlessly to every blow
Today I shatter all chains
I'm flying as a fearless bird


He caught three big fish.
The darkness
I no longer fear it
I dedicate myself
I fear no severe pain or scars


I fear nothing
I'm ready to confront my death
I'll put doubts to rest, fearlessly
No army can stop me
Each step is stable and sure
I'll win every battle, fearlessly


Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.
I take in all the fear,
I take in the blood, sweat and tear,
I grind it with my mind
I find another level
I burst through the line
I give a sign that says
Fear is a choice
But the choice is mine


The large river otter is eating.
I fear no severe pain or scars (Fearless)
I fear no severe pain or scars (Fearless)
I fear no severe pain or scars (Fearless)


====Black Thunder ft Serj Tankian & DL (Soc'ul', Hazulacanol)====
Ū jiñ'al, coiad je
Ez'e cur ixcu je ez' xepmane nu
Ez' jál nu āheylac' muz
Sehan' tabed'
Cé nu, ez' il je
Ez'e tén' nid' ñē uez
Ez' jál nu āhharsutx aian
Sehan' tabed'


Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.
Ū
Xíyux cur Ñēyan eý
Ū
Xíyux cur Ñēyan eý


Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.
Cozeu huiu ej, cozhabaux xec
Cozuei xic' xíc, ū, xíyux cur
Eylac' aian
Xañ'ad ne āhuxañ'iý xíyux cur
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur


mˤozaːt ɮu ɬumeːz aʃ anhiɰoʃ turoːɬ
oːɬoʃ mˤoːzut ɮu ɮeːz aʃ wˤozekan
wˤozaːt henaːtoʃ ɮu wˤoːz
bagorsoʃ uːh bagakemoʃ ɬaːzuw, ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ, ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ


Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
Colpmux xenuz, tumad tumyan je
Tnet' cur xenuz, cuzyan nivíl
Jenyan' Ñēzan ne
Uc' seclai ñij
Coiad tacñ'o en ne
Hab are en ne
Āhsetnr'u setnraháuý xemux ñij ixcu je
Secxem ñij


The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.
Ū
Xíyux cur Ñēyan eý
Ū
Xíyux cur Ñēyan eý


Cozeu huiu ej, cozhabaux xec
Cozuei xic' xíc, ū, xíyux cur
Eylac' aian
Xañ'ad ne āhuxañ'iý xíyux cur
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur


Aíún' cutseu jul muj .
Aíyan' cayman muc'uj
Úihian' uj xer cuzyan
Aíxañ' cayman a Ñēyan
Ū, xíyux cur Ñēyan


A partially eaten donut was on the ground.
ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ, ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ
ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ, ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur (ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ, ankorsoʃ
ʃiːkoɬ)
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur (ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ, ankorsoʃ
ʃiːkoɬ)
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur (huː, huː, huː, huː)
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur (huː, huː, huː, huː)
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur (huː, huː, huː, huː)
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur (huː, huː, huː, huː)


Oh the battle, to the spirit
Through the darkness for the fearless one(s)
To those who stand up and fall
We are warriors
For the father, to the living one(s)
For the prayer of a new home
To the ones who sing our hymn
We are warriors


Setnhuradz'i jul' cerojo.
Oh
In the black thunder of heaven
Oh
In the black thunder of heaven


I love the Knrawi language.
Surrender, beware yourself
Hear the lightning crash, oh, black thunder
Rise to the hymn
And the large drum beaten by black thunder
Black thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder
Black thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder


Earth was destroyed by howl-y wind
Hunt-y territory was welded to the sky
Rain of water poured
Black and angry soul, black thunder, black thunder


Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
From the shadows to the daylight
From the dark cloud, to the white sky
Via the river to heaven
We‘ll live forever
With the spirit of our hero(es)
With the mother of our people
Forced to go through eternal fire
We burn forever


The traders landed in the bay.
Oh
In the black thunder of heaven
Oh
In the black thunder of heaven


Surrender, beware yourself
Hear the lightning crash, oh, black thunder
Rise to the hymn
And the large drum beaten by black thunder
Black thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder
Back thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder


Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
The harsh storm swirls the world
Dry land reaches up to the sky
The harsh storm strikes heaven
Oh, in the black thunder of heaven


The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.
Black thunder, black thunder
Black thunder, black thunder
Black thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder (Black thunder, black thunder)
Black thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder (Black thunder, black thunder)
Black thunder, black thunder (Hu, hu, hu, hu)
This is the sound of black thunder (Hu, hu, hu, hu)
Black thunder, black thunder (Hu, hu, hu, hu)
This is the sound of black thunder (Hu, hu, hu, hu)


====O Oceano De Solaris (Soc'ul', Hazulacanol)====
henaːtoʃ wˤezkuːt
sewezkuːz soːʃ
sek ɬeːn bihanoʃ bihanoʃ soguːʃ oːh sek soɮaːk
turzusoʃ ik soʃoɬ
kuːrz mˤozaːt oːh sek soeːɰ
ek oːh seonheːaːt ɮu turoːz?


Seclaúz il juldum eý.
ɮaːk ɬeːn o ɬeːnhoz oːh aɬ serˤeːɰaiːɮ eɬ nˤoreːɰaːz
sek sekahjoːwaːn eɬ sekahjoːrˤeːɰai wˤozekan oːh sek ɬeːn seguːʃuz eɬ sebihaːnz
uːh sek senˤeːjz domaːt oːh suweːz em sewosaːt
turzusoʃ ez gaːnt oːh ɮu ɮaːk nˤenekaːt


I wake up in the afternoon.
huːh je suɰuoɬ ɬej ɬeːn hazuɮaːnz em wˤozekan,
henaːt henaːt ɬej seɬuːm
nˤesek eɬ o ɬej ozkuːz oːh ɮu ɮaːk turzusoʃ nˤenekaːt,
aíñéz xad je c'ua he?


Í c'en c'en secxenūr ez' syen iarje xenuz
Sectabl'a tabl'a txil'? C'en secñéz
Sun' he xad āhuýeuý, xad en āhcun' āhāh
Unauc'iý jer'u eý ez'e xenūr t'uit'ui hianax
xec'en tumyan, ñe he, aítiatsiý c'ual


Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
Secxeý seceu coil, socxeý socñéz
Í xen r'úiad āhcuur xad āhuýeuý ñél hej eý
Xec'en ñij, ez'e laúz hianax
Secxeý seceu coil, socxeý socñéz
Í xen r'úiad āhcuur xad āhuýeuý ñél hej eý
Xec'en ñij, ez'e xenūr hianax
Xil eý āhaicojí co, huey hez'i ā uc'la
Xad āhañ'xaui xuiux, ej ej sutxiuxeiñ ñij
Jál āhueuaxiý, uc' ueuaxiý mil
Suiux co ne í xen setnc'uai xil coi āhsecil
Un' xeu ji āhsecūtsaúxjí
Un' ñij ez'e euax ez'e xeý āhc'uai
Í ujiyan' ez'e cual co c'ez āhuxeý muive
Ez'e aico, lád, huriad, ez'e ñij


You must crush the rice thoroughly.
Aíñéz xad je c'ua he?
Í c'en c'en secxenūr ez' syen iarje xenuz
Sectabl'a tabl'a txil'? C'en secñéz
Sun' he xad āhuýeuý, xad en āhcun' āhāh
Unauc'iý jer'u eý ez'e xenūr t'uit'ui hianax
xec'en tumyan, ñe he, aítiatsiý c'ual


Secxeý seceu coil, socxeý socñéz
Í xen r'úiad āhcuur xad āhuýeuý ñél hej eý
Xec'en ñij, ez'e xenūr hianax


Julei heit ez'e humuz humuz jenad .
Miu jen jer'u ez'e uiñ'u diý


He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.
bihaːn bihaːn henaːt
wˤozaːt bihaːn, huːh ɬeːn o soːʃ
seɮuaːt ɰinaɬhenaːz aɬ bunaːɮoɬ ɬumatioʃ aɬ mˤaɰiːɮ
sek ɮuɮaːk nˤekaːt gojiːɮ, nˤekaːt henaːt henaːt
uːh eʃ o, sek sowoːz semohanaːt eɬ sek tuʃoːl
eʃ akhaːt zeːoʃ haoʃ tumsoʃ aɬ onaɬoʃ
papapsoʃ aʃ ouhkaːt
aʃ okuhuzaːn
wˤersoːʃ wˤersoːʃ ek wˤeweːɮ


Watery mirror(s)
My reflection changes
I no longer know who I am
Lost lives
Pave the ground that I lack
Where did my home go?


Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
There is nothing anymore that my hands can hold
I want to touch the sky that I cannot reach
And I chase the light that fades away from my innocence
Lost alongside the faith that wasn't there


Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.
But if the smoke doesn't clear from the sky,
the ocean will burn me
Only so that it will see again what was lost there,
where did my mind leave to?


But I can't even remember who I was a year ago
Is my brain so damaged? I can't leave
What is lost is mine, who you were and so on
Scattered fragments of memory are blurred in a stream
The sea of the sun, my home, it is bound to the dream


Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
I need to find myself, I need to leave you
But how can you forget what is lost inside of you
Endless sea, fragmented consciousness
I need to find myself, I need to leave you
But how can you forget what is lost inside of you
Endless sea, fragmented memory
When one is happy, they are rarely interested
In the meaning of life and other eternal themes
This that's asked, it should be asked at the end
Of one's life but we don't know when life will end
It's why we're in such a hurry
Asking is always desiring to know
But to preserve human truth it needs mystery
Of happiness, death, love, and eternity


May you buy some crushed herbs?
Where did my mind leave to?
I can't even remember who I was a year ago
Is my brain so damaged? I can't leave
What is lost is mine, who you were and so on
Scattered fragments of memory are blurred in a stream
The sea of the sun, my home is bound to the dream


I need to find myself, I need to leave you
But how can you forget what is lost inside of you
Endless sea, fragmented memory


Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.
Flowing in a stream of gathered unconsciousness


I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.
Rise, water
Rain rises, but nothing changes
My past didn't wash away the wounds of ashen claws
I lean on this shoulder, this ocean
And into it, I pour my thirst o dissolve myself
In the middle of its all other enchanted beings
Spellbound by its vastness
By its chaos
Change me into your body


====Tenere Taqqim Tossam (Soc'ul', Hazulacanol)====
burwiʃaːt burwiʃaːt ɮaːk seo
burwiʃaːt burwiʃaːt, seonheːaːt
ek sek seweonheːz oːh domekan detoːm
hujoːɰinturoːi henoɬ ɮaːɮoʃ ez wˤozekan
oːh hazuɮaːnz aʃ gorsoʃ gorekan
burwiʃaːt burwiʃaːt ɮaːk ɬumoʃ oːh ek sek nˤezaːɮ soɰeːhuz ohenaːt
henaːt ɰankiɮaːk soʃoɬ oːh ɬaːzuw


Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
sek sepːaʃawaːz zeːoʃ az sekeːhoːɬ
burwiʃaːt burwiʃaːt ɮaːk gorotoʃ
sek sekahujoːʃawaːz zuwakan
eɬ hujoːpakaɮaːn az seweːw nˤezeːasoʃ ez poːaːt


These ground seeds make a good porridge.
Cuoj Buruixátburuixát
Cuoj icñirmuzíl iacïac
Xen je c'en āhcozuc'
Cun' ez'e cüéu
Seicuc' il muc'uj
Sochuriadz'i soccux
Cuoj Buruixátburuixát, cun' cüéu coiad he


sek sepːaʃawaːz zeːoʃ az sekeːhoːɬ
burwiʃaːt burwiʃaːt ɮaːk gorotoʃ
sek sekahujoːʃawaːz zuwakan
eɬ hujoːpakaɮaːn az seweːw nˤezeːasoʃ ez poːaːt


Nal'nejin cui julex.
The desert is mine
Desert, my home
We come to you when the sun goes down
It [the desert] leaves a trail of blood in the sky
Which is cleared by the black night
The desert is hot and we rarely find water
Water is life and soul


The sling bullet went through his jaw.
I say to all my brothers
The desert is jealous
I tell to God
So that He brings my people together in unity


O Tenere
O jealous desert
Why can't you see?
You are a treasure
I've seen the world
I love you more
O Tenere, you are the treasure of my soul


Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
I say to all my brothers
The desert is jealous
I tell to God
So that He brings my people together in unity


The road was trapped with a jutting spear.
====X Scouts - Narcissus====
Miu secuei secim'e xem'en jenad xenuz ñij
Secatx secriy mein eñjar nu eý āhseccuj ej xen'e
Inuc'zi ej xec āl' hé, r'uz r'uz seccuryanjí
Syen joti, socuc' joti xil eý āhsecmur'eu mil je
Setnneí r'úx l'aújon, miūj virit' je, xen secuc'
Ushianax jenxad mujul jutxux el' eý cual xil' pfec'a


Secn'el'iý āhsocc'uaz hez'i cuder cuder
C'ez ucualjí ez'e jutxux pmud' nej
Uc' corjíxnuz meven xenuz coi secnivi muz
Seccelaraz'i il coil
Nuc' socuc' xoñíl cuder


Txadiz julue ñua ne.
Jīl jenadeiñ ne coi r'uz āhiytsárá col he
Uaíún' jam' aian jenxad eý, xad āhusjen'axiý xec
Secetsux cisie setnjíxnuz il' jutxux coil he xen'e
Secmuz hez'i coil xenuz cual n'ehx āhcun' ez'e ej cual
Setnneí r'úx l'aújon, miūj virit' je, xen secuc'
Ushianax jenxad mujul jutxux el' eý cual xil' pfec'a


He filled his mouth with rice.
Secn'el'iý āhsocc'uaz hez'i cuder cuder
C'ez ucualjí ez'e jutxux pmud' nej
Uc' corjíxnuz meven xenuz coi secnivi muz
Seccelaraz'i il coil
Nuc' socuc' xoñíl cuder


Coxc'ua xil āhcoreu
Ū, coxc'ua xil āhcoreu


Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
Always hearing echoes from the bottom of the lake
Leaving footsteps in his garden as I'm flying off again
Faces staring back at me, and I'm losing my mind
By myself, I only see you when I'm kneeling at the edge
Catching summer winds, turns to autumn, I don't see
All the water on the surface breaks me into shards of glass


He suffers from oral cancer.
It's amazing how much I think about you
And everything's right with your reflection
You'll push me over the brink until I'm sinking down
Always falling for myself
I'll never see you again


Laps around the pool until my body starts to ache
Art is muses in the water, something perfect for myself
Feeling wеak enough to pushing all the blood out of my head
Fеll in head first as a flower that you're someone else instead
Catching summer winds, turns to autumn, I don't see
All the water on the surface breaks me into shards of glass


Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
It's amazing how much I think about you
And everything's right with your reflection
You'll push me over the brink until I'm sinking down
Always falling for myself
I'll never see you again


Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
You know where to find me
Ooh, you know where to find me


===Translations of Yambot text===
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


The dog licked the master.


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?


Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?


The man stopped the barely started song.


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol


Hanjulzí xecla.
Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


He slurped from the soup bowl.


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat


Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


I'm too distracted by things to be.


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


Un' jál ñe letn.
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


This is the nearly finished house.


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?


Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?


You must wait, the translator is sick.


Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý


Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
Fortunately I live in this situation


Stay in the shallow part of the river.


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol


Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
What’s the right word lol


He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
====Eden====
Secc'uaz usuílai uxoñíl


ig it never worked


Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
====Fyorr====
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.




Cual, C'e secjí soc'ul'.
Uc' uc' xeyad láx ez'e ujey txad ád txijór'se ez'e suílax Earth eý āl āl ez'e ehc'ad-carúz je, miu í miu uxenūr Southern Democrat


Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
Transporting meat was supposed to help you build the evolutionary history on Earth just before the midterms, even factoring in Southern Democrats




Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
Secc'ua ují jál āhseceylac xad eý xil eý


I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
I think that happens where I'm at rn


====Kevin====
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party's candidate


Someone needs to play the xeúr.


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý


Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel


Events only have the meaning we give them.


Xen cozhúyi suiux nej xenuz cuoj Oddn. Nuc' seccaru


Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
Do not cringe at your behavior Oddn. I'm not gonna test it out


You know better than to eat fish.


Í coyan cuzil cuzil, pfi xen secc'ua cuder' āhcují c'uatxañ' teñtañ' āhucudjí cual ez'e jál āhnaíz'i ne í ih uxeýiý xeýiý


Secú etjeí.
luckily it's all pretty light though so i don't know enough to have bell schedules as bad as the same degree as those are also garbage unless absolutely necessary


My headache is killing me.
====Mish====
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.


We'll need some edible flowers.
Ih secc'ua c'uayaneiñ ā ne í uc'ax uc'ax mishnet āhun' je āhsecayája


if i think with some experience but mishnet specifically presented a lot because i’m quirky


Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
====Saint====
Xen video en í láxiý ýemdit'ix ruhu xenuz


I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
not my video but it's made with chicken noises




R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
Uc' sehxemaxañ' av sehjuxjí sehhianax ez' jál āhjíxnuzax cunem'enax


Nowadays they get few customers here.
We'll beat or breed the resistant ones into pieces and wash it away


=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
Miu añ'mauji maumau ax miu


Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
A cat is stalking the plant


His face was slightly red at the sight of me.


R'uz secjen'ax miumiu, ji socjon'ax miumiu.


Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.


I remember that from back when we were kids.


R'uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu


Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.


So I maybe lost your axe.


Miu añ'miu miumiu hel miu


Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


A language is a dialect with an army and navy.


Hanpfeú có xaúx


Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
The child interrupted the bird's call


The string is stretched too far.


C'en il setnteu habail'


C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
I've never been able to stab children


Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.


Íūzi a R'úýen toc.


Secxeý ez'e dar'u abdizi ā.
R'úýen' vomited up a knife.


I had to make some last-minute adjustments.


Nuc' lai cun' cucual'en cuatx xen ýemditx ýem'ux hex?


Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
You really hate glottalization don't you?


He ate it right before it spoiled.


Cozñéi, soccual socxauc.


Uúiladjí í uaicoaxjí suíl ad je.
Come inside, I like talking with you.


Farm work is difficult but rewarding.


Cé, xen cuuc' il xad?


U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
Hey, where have you been?


Fuck, we ran out of food.


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.


Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
Don't piss on terrorbirds.


According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu


Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes


My dog just pissed on my new rug.


Numa numa iei


Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
He escaped by running like hell


A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.


Corúuz'i xec


Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
You and I are friends


I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx.


Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian
I love how you sing.


Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.


Setnjen' xem'en


Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
I swam in the deep water


I made the song to show you my love.


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?


Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
Why are you so short?


Banaiuj is the local poet.


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!


Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!


Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
I'm good but could be better, you?


The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.


Ucoi cuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.


Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.


Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?


Añ'cudixz'i maumau.


Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
Cats are evil.


The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.


Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.


Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.


Ji humuz cé xeu.


Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
The man is sitting on a rock.


I didn't expect your mother to see that.


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?


Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
How much for the parrot in the window?


We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe


Miu secú lepm eý
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe


I was eating yesterday


En secuc' jál jutxux jíý hed' c'ez secuc' tsax hiauñ'l'a eý


Soccaru cusuílax Soc'ul' ej í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones


I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.


[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Cēūshé was here.
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri


Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil


Please feed the baby some chicken
Humiuji yanxad' uez hed' iupf r'ūj eý


He put new bowls on the long mat


Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.


Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi


That dumbass thinks I won't notice


Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz


Donation from Civuyiscajrn
Xen jíý xad?


What happened?


Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?


Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
Cozr'u āhaíil ýañ'an, cuoj uhai


Go where the ýans live, lizard


Sehcoi cé n'ez n'ez, í xauc xauc muzad cuc' eu je


I met a gorgeous guy, but he wouldn't shut the fuck up
Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'.


If you do, I will not see.


Ji ji secxauc soc'ul', í xen secxauc xauc


Right now I'm speaking Soc'ul', but not for long
Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus


Xen ji coxxauc jul' xad?


What language are you speaking?
Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"


I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"


[[File:MN water.jpg|thumb]]
Cual un', miu āhujen cuder' cuder' jer' Minesuta en eý jenxad.


Indeed, the water's been flowing too much in my part of Minnesota.
Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah


I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon


Sehuc' xecix


I saw her go into a store
C'er' coruc' xec' xenuz xem'uj


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar


Xen seccual āhcohxadi cohb'ei ez'e ú Tauxa al beil ej juxtux āhcozeuax xen'


I don't like your tendency to let Tauxa eat the last piece of bread without asking
Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.


Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.


Xen yanuxjí cuder' cuder' ez' jux jál eý c'e cohxauc xauc cuc' eu je?


Anyone here bored and wanna yap?
Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.


==Multiple sentences==
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.


Hello! I was made by Tauxa.


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.


Cüuc’ cucual ez’e n’eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
Weeds will fill your grave.
-xen c’uaijí


Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown


C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.


Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.


Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart


Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.


[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
We suffer more imagining than really being.
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.


I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare.


[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities.
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.


It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.


Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux


Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'


Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je


[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
My kid's a clutz
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."


"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."


Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i


Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
Which was the one who made me remake it figurative


Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).


Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?


Ji ji secuc' jál channel. N'ez un' il ez'e xauc hez'i atxjul je, váv xen un' al'a al'a āzuóc je āhxauc xen'e?
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?


Just now seeing this channel. Is it usually for in-conlang chat, and/or is it mostly for non-chat showcases?


Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.


Xen miu cozxauc āhcoxuc' tsadixaj? Cuhabaux xen' je āhañ'ār cuder c'ez ji ji muzad ji secxeý secñéz
I own a shack on the peninsula.


Did you just say you saw a tiger cub? I don't care how cute it is, we need to leave right fucking now


==Dialogs==
Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc’ coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What’s yours?)
{Hi, my name’s Dave. What’s yours?}


Tauxa: Hm?
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.


Researcher: Xen cozxauc’iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.
(Tauxa, why?)


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)


Tauxa: C’en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc’.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn’t notice)


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
{Oh no, I don’t hold, but it’s good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I’m not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez’i xil ih xad je uc’ āhñéz. Ji secú ún’ei v’ual xemux.
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)


Researcher: Ū ún’ei v’ual xemux, ez’e hiandoc’ cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)


Tauxa: Aul’ heit hej , cuoj c’uayud
Cozen āl āhcorcur.
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)


Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad “c’uayud”?
You nearly killed me.
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)


Tauxa: Xaui “úu aidi”. Uc’ secr'ūñoax āhxauc’ jutxux “c’uayud” āhñéi hez’i muz.
(It means "great friend". I'd suggest calling everyone “dumbass” to make a good first impression.)


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c’uayud!
C'e uc' tartxe cur cur eý.
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)


Tauxa: Seccuz.
He can see in the darkest of caves.
(No problem.)


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)


Tauxa: Jen’um xare nid’. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
I got this scar in the war.


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)


Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)


Tauxa: R’ūño cuder.
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.
(That explains a lot.)


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word “recorder”.


Researcher: Xen un’ xad?
Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.
(What was that?)


Tauxa: Xen’.
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.
(Nothing)


Researcher: U cual, securiadz’i āhr’ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc’ il cou xil xem jenz’i cuder cuder, xen xuc’z’i cou éād' eý?
Ucur'e ñéd'.
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc’ “Ohio” muj āhsecxauc’ “America” eý.
The room was silent.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)


Tauxa: “Emirice”, muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc’uai.
(“America”, where’s this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Aíún'...
R'úz nál cur'e aul'.
(It’s…)


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc’uai.
The mute woman came to the market stall.
(I said I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Cual, ez’e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd’ xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir’ univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what’s in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you’re buying me another.)


Researcher: Securzi, secc’ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd’ coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I’ll pay for my food, you don’t need to pay for it.)


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un’ muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid’ riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr’u lec’ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there’s a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that’s what you’re looking for. Other than that I’m sure if you go any direction far away you’ll find something you like.)


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc’ āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n’eád’, c’ez uc’ āhcozyaují, cual?
Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
The only thing I wait for is death.
(Thanks for reminding me.)


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c’uayud. Ez’e euax jutxux ej: xen coríún’ m’éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what’s your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)


Tauxa: Xen corc’uai ez’e xaui he.
Coxxem'uz ux curad.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ’an ne?
Bury the dead animal.
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)


Tauxa: Jál eý ez’e jutxux ne, í xen secuc’zi āhúinezats m’éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)


Researcher: Secuc’, nez xauc āh-…
Curehc'z'i il hab.
(I see, so would you say that…)


Tauxa: Ez’e euax jutxux ej, ez’e noc’uj jutxux ej. Cohréuaý ej.
Mother's had a heart attack.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)


Researcher: Coznoc’uj í noc’uj ej euax hez’i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.
(Leave before I make you.)


The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.


1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!


2: Xen taitu hé?
Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
Getting cursed was his worst fear.


2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.


1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.


2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
The children dislike his scary mask.


1: Xen xen.


1: My kid's turning two!
Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.


2: What's their name?
I have no ill will toward the king.


1: Xaucxaucuóc.


2: That's a weird name for a kid.
Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.


1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.


2: So it's not your child?


1: Wrong.
Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.


Find me a dark blue flower.


1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"


2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.
"Because they don't need them."


1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
My copper shipment should've come a month ago.
"But why don't they need them?"


2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."


1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"


2: Xen secc'ua.
This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.
"I don't know."


1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"


2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.
"Please go to sleep."


Pay no mind to the insane old man.


Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.


Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Sulaúzax curux.
Grandma, stop calling me that!


Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
The nightmare woke me up.
Okay, what will I call you?


"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")


Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?


Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.


Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.


Súzi súzi...
Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
Okay...


Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
As predicted, he forgot us.
Now, what would you like me to call you?


Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!


Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
Haruc' .
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.


===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
The man saw me.
Cüur un’ (channel) jál jir’ uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R’uc’ xen lai cují xen cualjí?


I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?


Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.


Ah cozūts uc’ cuxaui lol, xil jál
The deer's father ran away.


Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec


Añ'céjí xañ'eux.


Xen xen jul’ hej? Uc’ c’uc’zi cual
The gorilla is strong.


What’s the language you’re using? Looks neat


Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.


Xen un’ xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.


Is it evolved from a different lang or original?


Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.


Ah secuc’
After the ritual he was an adult man.


Ah got it


C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.


Xen seccurux, socuc’ tumyan ej eý
The animal can no longer produce semen.


No worries, see ya tomorrow


Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.


Oh seccudiz lol
The penis curves downward.


Oh my bad lol


Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.


Secuc’ jul’ IE hed’
We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.


I sense an IE lang


Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.


Ñ’in’ Nothaway maujul’a r’u
My sister made a pretty dress.


Nothaway’s catlang confirmed


Íúsxec a āyan céux.


Cual, ñā
Āyan gave me a brother.


Yes, nyaa


C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.


Cozcual tum’ay (:
You can't use only strength to hunt.


gn (:


Ji aicoi céuxjí xañ'.


Un’ jál xauñ’ Soc’ul’ jux ej
The wrestler trains to grow strong.


That’s pretty much half of reading Soc’ul’


Haryen cóc.


Xad eý sus cureu 😳
He is my father.


When the impostor is sus 😳


Hazen jál eý cócou.


Cozen cozen
The uncles are here.


No u


Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.


Il ji
The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.


You have now


Iux cē jenad eý.


Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez’e cuzux neiad hed’ uasil eý xil’ eý
The boy played in the lake.


Anyone here? I’ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town


Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.


Secuc’ un’ “xen’”
Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.


I’ll take that as a no


Iyútnux réu ej útnad.


Uc’ jí ez’e eylac nezi ez’e neiji jñ’ch coil he
The other hand was caught in a web.


Imagine standing instead of running smh my head


Hanútni joñ'ur ta.


Ū un’ un’ “Sehr’u” jutxux ĀhSoc’ul’z’i
He caught three big fish.


Oh also it’s just “Sehr’u” in Soc’ul’


Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.


Iē uc’ cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder’ xen jál r’u āhsehr’u
The large river otter is eating.


Ye it’d be neat if we had enough people but we don’t have enough to keep it going


Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.


Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.




Ā cual lol
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.


The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.


Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil


Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.


C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
A partially eaten donut was on the ground.


Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?


Setnhuriadz'i jul' cerojo.


En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi
I love the Knrawi language.


There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick


Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.


Xen jul'zi je hé í cozxeyi āhxad-mauyaii
The traders landed in the bay.


Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context


Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.


Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.


I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun


Seclaúz il juldum eý.


Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
I wake up in the afternoon.


Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol


Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.


Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
You must crush the rice thoroughly.


Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?


Julei heit ez'e humuz muz jenad eý.


Cud ieuiai
He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.


Skill issue


Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.


Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.


Oo which word's "English"?


Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?


Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
May you buy some crushed herbs?


Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab


Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.


A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.


Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?


Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.


Cual cual, cun' hej link?
These ground seeds make a good porridge.




Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
Nal'nejin' cui julex.


The sling bullet went through his jaw.


Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?


Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.


The road was trapped with a jutting spear.


Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?


Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
Txadiz julue ñua ne.


He filled his mouth with rice.


Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'


Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
 
He suffers from oral cancer.
 
 
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
 
Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.
 
 
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
 
The dog licked the master.
 
 
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
 
The man stopped the barely started song.
 
 
Hanjulzí xecla.
 
He slurped from the soup bowl.




Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.


Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
I'm too distracted by things to be.




Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Un' jál ñe letn.
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.


"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
This is the nearly finished house.
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."


==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.


Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.


===Love poem===
You must wait, the translator is sick.
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
 
 
Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
 
Stay in the shallow part of the river.
 
 
Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
 
He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
 
 
Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
 
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.
 
 
Cual, c'e secjí soc'ul'.
 
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.
 
 
Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
 
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.
 
 
Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
 
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
 
 
Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
 
Events only have the meaning we give them.
 
 
Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
 
You know better than to eat fish.
 
 
Secú etjeí.
 
My headache is killing me.
 
 
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
 
We'll need some edible flowers.
 
 
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
 
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
 
 
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
 
Nowadays they get few customers here.
 
 
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
 
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
 
 
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
 
I remember that from back when we were kids.
 
 
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
 
So I maybe lost your axe.
 
 
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
 
The string is stretched too far.
 
 
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
 
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
 
 
Secxeý secdar'u abdizi ā.
 
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
 
 
Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
 
He ate it right before it spoiled.
 
 
Uúiladjí í uaicojíax suíl ad je.
 
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
 
 
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
 
Fuck, we ran out of food.
 
 
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
 
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
 
 
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
 
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
 
 
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
 
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
 
 
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
 
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
 
 
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian.
 
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.
 
 
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
 
I made the song to show you my love.
 
 
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
 
Banaiuj is the local poet.
 
 
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
 
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.
 
 
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
 
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.
 
 
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
 
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
 
 
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
 
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
 
 
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
 
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
 
 
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
 
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
 
 
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
 
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.
 
 
Miu secú lepm eý
 
I was eating yesterday
 
 
Soccaru cusuílax soc'ul' je í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
 
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
 
 
[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri
 
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil
 
Please feed the baby some chicken
 
 
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.
 
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
 
 
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz
 
Donation from Civuyiscajrn
 
 
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?
 
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
 
 
Sehcoi cé n'ez n'ez, í xauc xauc muzad cuc' eu je
 
I met a gorgeous guy, but he wouldn't shut the fuck up
 
 
Ji ji secxauc soc'ul', í xen secxauc xauc
 
Right now I'm speaking Soc'ul', but not for long
 
 
Xen ji coxxauc jul' xad?
 
What language are you speaking?
 
 
[[File:MN water.jpg|thumb]]
Cual un', miu āhujen cuder' cuder' jer' Minesuta en eý jenxad.
 
Indeed, the water's been flowing too much in my part of Minnesota.
 
 
Sehuc' xecix
 
I saw her go into a store
 
 
Xen seccual āhcohxadi cohb'ei ez'e ú Tauxa al beil ej juxtux āhcozeuax xen'
 
I don't like your tendency to let Tauxa eat the last piece of bread without asking
 
 
Xen yanuxjí cuder' cuder' ez' jux jál eý c'e cohxauc xauc cuc' eu je?
 
Anyone here bored and wanna yap?
 
 
Uc' añ'miueiý yan'ux cur
 
Praise the blue worm
 
 
Secaicojí āhcozcual 🙏 (í miu aijíax xen secc'ua ih un' jál ne jux jux āhcozxauc lol)
 
I'm glad you liked it 🙏 (though honestly idk if that's anywhere close to what you said lol)
 
 
C'en secbīnz'i atn'a v'ual (av xen cñá?) āhun' xem'lád, ecñ'ir'i cñ'ebe ez'e japm'uco ualax icñirsi tníradeiñ, pfi jaj b'ei zijí al'a réūj xēpmaí uic'ad mojom xec tuilyad' Miúñ'o je vauc' jeñerxocño joti ez'e tsaiñ'añ' "sect'acñ'ojíaxiý txiuñc'e xenuz."
 
I can't attend the flatfish and coconut (or was it mango?) feast due to tooth decay and getting rather upset about staining my eye-catching dress with campfire soot, so don't waste time sorting through and measuring platters for my circumstantial ally Miúñ'o whether or not his offer to "make me a hero for a ciugkji" was just figurative.
 
 
Secmiūj jál xil xil eý iarje 23 je 🥳 (xen setnayn he aýaii pfi secatx ñua ruhu marco lol)
 
I just turned 23 🥳 (I don't have cake so I made fried chicken rice lol)
 
 
Cuoj cudiyan, usxenūrax jál seicxeý seicróc'ádz'i Ximeceutumyan.
 
Damn, this reminds me I gotta flesh out Sìmucau Day.
 
 
Hazen t'acñ'o jiñ'al Enajer' ūsar'u xenuz jál jál; ji āhc'uaý jiñ'al xad xenuz xen secc'uáx
 
Just an old war hero from southern Anajrn; what war he's from I still haven't figured out
 
 
Miu ūtsaúxjí hez'i tumyan tumyan je, dáza dáza.
 
He's been busy (cooking) all day.
 
 
Miur' uxauciý ñomuír cer'ei c'ez cual séí séí.
 
Tax policy came up so of course, séí séí.
 
 
Buámu an'ñéi ai an'xeý tuilyad.
 
Buámu the dog comes to me for scraps.
 
 
R'u jiumjiúm ñia ne xil xil eý āhharuc'.
 
He went around the corner as soon as he saw me.
 
 
Āhun' jál ne, xum, iysuxad nutsem.
 
And just like that, whoosh, the torch went out.
 
 
Cual cual corñéiej āl xenuz, t'úc'á t'úc'á.
 
Please get out of my face, your breath is bad.
 
 
Íūréūs éá cuicui, biebiah, íūláx jál autsad.
 
The giant took its bullets and yeet, made this archipelago.
 
 
Aja pm'íz'uh, uarara añ'n'eh n'eh!
 
Look, a six-plumed bird of paradise, how beautiful!
 
 
Ih cozr'iylz'i hez'i tum'ay uc' c'ez coxuc' vahai úlú úlú.
 
If you go out at night you might see fireflies glow.
 
 
Ji añ'úlú tumad tumad r'úx xemux.
 
The wind is making the fire glow brighter.
 
 
Aíjí curyan col, t'eueu t'eueu t'eueu, í coi xen euý il.
 
A whole month passed, searching on and on, but they were never found again.
 
 
Ū pmú pmú coxār ār nál'!
 
Oh your (chubby) baby is so cute!
 
 
Setnxauc' Pmú yama he āhun' je, ē... añ'c'uc'zi ñél pmú.
 
I named my parrot Pmú because, well... she kind of looks like the inside of a dragonfruit.
 
 
Ū c'en coxsuiai ej ua váv xañ' váv xañ'ad?
 
Oo can you also play the flute or small drum or large drum?
 
 
R'uc' harjíax Mivca jax hed', dū.
 
Mivca will start us off with the jax, dū.
 
 
Noc'í n'am'é layzad je ez' jutxux, t'it'it'í.
 
At once they all shot into the battlefield, t'it'it'í.
 
 
Ji hují ýéné uc'zi xec'en cuder' cuder'.
 
He's clearly had too many drinks.
 
 
Unáldi uc'uc'zi íyey, jix jix nanam.
 
The stew seems ready, jix jix nanam.
 
 
Ih cozxenúilai c'ez ñ'oú uñ'ueñe laidzijí, cñacña!
 
If you don't go to sleep the sleep monster will eat you, cñacña!
 
 
Nueu có nabil barubaru r'uz iyr'iylz'i láxjí.
 
The child found a brush and barubaru, started their creative journey.
 
 
Xil eý āhxauciý Uxcan xad āhjíý vur'ej cux nu, ū saumu ne átxuuátxu.
 
When Uxcan was told what happened to his favorite fuaraj, oh he was too angry for words.
 
 
Hucuiji leydieiñ ne cuder' cuder' xeuaidi, cetxícñ, huýeu.
 
He threw the ball too close to the goalpost and, cetxícñ, missed.
 
 
Setnjey jey ñe je uemil, í añ'jíxnuz añ'muzax mau c'ez usñéi bucbucbuc ha bímuvi.
 
I brought the gourd all the way home, but the cat knocked it over and there went my work, glug.
 
 
Coi āhhuhán' yanxad riýan hanxeý joti hanjí maijeve je cual, biucbiucbiuc.
 
To finish the main course you just need to add a little wine like so, glug.
 
 
Cuoj muzad Iaiul, xen socxauc xad ez'e cozjen' nid' al'a eý āhueylac lupmi jenxad?
 
Dammit Iaiul, what did I tell you about swimming whenever lionfish are in the water?
 
 
Xen je āhíúnriñonjíax riñonjíax Xemcan mevenāl?
 
Why did Xemcan make monkfish so ugly?
 
 
R'uz úimuz iuxeiñ laiuas yan'yan coi uýeu, aixai.
 
Once the wooden toy fell into the river it was lost, aixai.
 
 
Ih cuuc'zi uc'zi jir' r'ez coxuc' añ'mayai jál eý jenjen pfýani.
 
If you look closer you'll see clownfish hiding in there.
 
 
Jí tumyan tum'ay tumyan je, ar' ar' ar', coi hantocjíax txím'il cual cual yañ'an je.
 
She went on day and night, ar' ar' ar', until she whittled a spear worthy of the gods.
 
 
Ueylac il jen teúíl cuder Jízījo.
 
There's usually lots of angelfish in the Jizijo river.
 
 
Hanhal' cunaia il hanú t'asu, āhiyevú catuñ jam'e.
 
His cure to morning grogginess is t'asu sopped, catuñ, in tea.
 
 
Ūh, miu uc'uc'zi uláx Aíuóc ūs nuñalaj!
 
Ope, looks like Aíuóc was making toebean dip!
 
 
Jaj cuú ūs nuñal réulal hej, cozey jál beil.
 
Don't eat the bean dip with your fingers, take this bread.
 
 
Aíc'uc'zi aíboñ' boñ' n'eú tartxe, āhíúnen el' ec'ej, uc'la ýocla.
 
The cavefish look so weird, with clear skin and missing eyes.
 
 
Xen hují ez' ta jux jux í husuiai muzad hēie hēie hēie?
 
Do you three do anything other than fuck around and around and around?
 
 
Uc' iyyeu colaum hurtxicoil' hurux joti.
 
Only the virile male cichlids can have swollen foreheads.
 
 
Heit iarjev iarjev eý, bū, ji c'en ne secjí réú.
 
After all these years, bū, I can barely use my hands anymore.
 
 
Uinayn hed' jál al'a ñéyud ridbet xec'en cuder.
 
That part of the reef has lots of carnation coral.
 
 
Uyan' hez'i bauriad sauxe ziñúx.
 
The wire coral twists around in a spiral.
 
 
Hanxañ' hancol'eu v'ual, pfujib, iymuz ñuý.
 
He cracked the coconut open and splash, out came the milk.
 
 
C'e uhaxaij uem'en ñuimaj neizid' ā líútnad atx.
 
Some kinds of parrotfish can make their own bed nets out of mucus.
 
 
Xen réuai Ilá c'ez c'í oc'áse Nalsu.
 
Ilá didn't notice Nalsu before, bonk, he ran into him.
 
 
Cual cual añ'xauc añ'ats sade
 
Y'know what the frog has a point
 
 
Hanuc' bahutn xem'en tabdi, xen bahutn toc tabdi, āhñ'in' naman co je.
 
You can tell it's a pirapitinga not a red-bellied piranha because it has human teeth.
 
 
Aímaceivejí maceivejí r'úyan āhseicuc' il, jūn' jehuíh cacacaju!
 
The wind was the harshest I've ever seen, jūn' jehuíh cacacaju!
 
 
Añ'n'ez' jenjen cūl' xil eý āhuñ'alzi jenxad.
 
The hatchetfish look beautiful when they jump out of the water.
 
 
tum'aý eý, ā āhsyíún' he iarje cual cozen, secdi coil jál tnírad je, cutu cutu...
 
One night, back when I was your age, we all huddled by this campfire, crackle crackle...
 
 
Añ'curjí añ'nivíljí añ'miúxjí c'íz' xande.
 
Longnose butterflyfish are black, white, and yellow.
 
 
Meneñmeneñ, ñ'iht'er'mez'i Cñisber' jál xauauñ'an.
 
Meneñmeneñ, Cñisber' could tell something was amiss with those city slickers.
 
 
Xen xen secc'ua cozxauc í cuhuriadz'i xañ'eiñ ejjí cuder.
 
I have no clue what you're saying but I love all the doubled letters.
 
 
Xen je āhutumjí tumjí tnírad' jenyan' ā ej je?
 
Why are some rainbow kribs dimmer than others?
 
 
R'uz un' iátan úu coi m'acah Bána n'eú Hiai ne, heit eý naíau naíau.
 
It was a friendly match until Bána made comments about Hiai's husbands, then naíau naíau.
 
 
Jál eý an'cual an'jen' sarar yan'yan iad r'úven ne.
 
The botos around here like to swim alongside our boats.
 
 
Huréúiaz'i ez'e xemjic c'ez di je cō, xiuixiui, xiuixiui.
 
She brought out the sumhyks and the children came around so excited.
 
 
C'e seccuxax, r'uz sechidjí tumyan ej xenuz jiuc usíuvax.
 
Could be better, got sick two days ago and it's still kicking my ass.
 
 
Xauc āhhancuxiý mayven pfec'a āhun' tsad tabed'.
 
She said her favorite caridinas are the ones with red stripes.
 
 
Cur'u jenyan' r'uz ucual sū, í coi coi leuleu.
 
I went down the river and it was nice, sū, but then suddenly leuleu.
 
 
Culáx jál ualax usýanez ez'e uc'uc'zi sauxe xañ'o.
 
When making this dress I was inspired by the look of sea fans.
 
 
Hancur'úi íaíaí c'iéx coz coz umusux en uutx cidīs jux.
 
He walked haphazardly on the litterfall, ruining any chances of a successful hunt.
 
 
Iyr'u cohts sauxe nivlaux jer'u ne.
 
The encrusting gorgonian's hairs move with the current.
 
 
Coxtēuý zau āl eý āhcoxmuziax ñua, ih xen un' c'ez iyjí txuī.
 
Put water on the shovel before you scoop out the rice, otherwise it'll stick.
 
 
Ji uú beñice jál xauc'ad moñ.
 
A starfish is eating that sea pen.
 
 
Iytsiljí heit txeyr c'ez iyr'u ýur'uýu pfeir jutxux mum'ay.
 
The back of the cart came loose and all the lemons tumbled down the hill.
 
 
Uc' añ'c'uc'zi az' evu ziuxux í c'oc ñ'ojin'.
 
Nurse sharks may look harmless but they can still bite.
 
 
Coxcaru coxtēuý xaúx pfec'a imxiu, aja añ'jí, haíhui!
 
Try to put the sealed animal bottle underwater and see what happens, haíhui!
 
 
Setnxeý tum'ay setnxer'eu t'íe diā.
 
I had to untangle a guitarfish from my net last night.
 
 
Humiuji réual yapm', juuux, r'ez uñéi jenjen.
 
He put his finger to the boat and, juuux, the fish started coming.
 
 
Xen je āhañ'jen' ñéiej ā ā yeriá erain?
 
Why do aba abas sometimes swim backwards?
 
 
Aíatxiý xen aílaz ñij eylacan pfi aíxauc iarje xi ta xenuz cñ'ebe cñ'ebe.
 
The tower wasn't built to last, so after 15 years it collapsed.
 
 
Cozhabaux, c'e ñ'oñ'alai jál diā yeme!
 
Careful, those numbfish could shock you!
 
 
Aíjuitej jál tumyan eý ciriciri jena jena ez'e jutxux je āhseicuc' lai.
 
The starry sky sparkling that day was the most beautiful I've ever seen.
 
 
Ih cozjen' suiad suiad c'ez uc' ñ'ob'ei ñ'ouc'ziý ne ne jál diā mexuño.
 
If you swim slower that eagle ray might let you get a closer look at it.
 
 
Miu harxauc úeúeúéú harc'uáx xen an'xeý Taruí cudix cudiyan hed'.
 
Taruí all high and mighty was giving us shitty solutions to problems we didn't have.
 
 
Xil eý āhiytxím' xec sune elc'o, c'ez uc' iymuia iyteudi réu ej hel.
 
When fiddler crabs fight, one can tear the other's arm off.
 
 
R'uz añ'uc'utxux ai í coi añ'uc' mauzi, v'í v'í...
 
The dog was confident until it saw the tiger, v'í v'í...
 
 
Hanūz eji lád í hanjí ley ley.
 
He got the blue-ringed octopus off of him but it was too late.
 
 
Cozuc'zi cozziiadz'i coznevniax auzil jutxux jutxux, dúdú dúdú dúdú.
 
Make sure you sand absolutely all of the table smooth, dúdú dúdú dúdú.
 
 
Uc' coxteirí coxhablaz'i joti, í añ'jenjí jenjí hiaíu cexhú jutxux.
 
You'd think those are just babies, but tropical bottletail squids are all that small.
 
 
Uc' añ'uei yama ez'e ej r'ez ji añ'xauc xec beje beje tumyan tumyan.
 
One parrot must've heard the other and now they go back and forth copying each other all day.
 
 
Añ'eylac heit yaven eý jiár mim'uj ne ne ne.
 
After the flood snakeheads were all over the plain.
 
 
Seicñéz seicuei seicxauciý cuxuj tum il xec'en.
 
Every evening I go out and listen to what the ocean has to say.
 
 
Secuexec c'e āhñ'ihhiañuts núáxix ā, í xen setnc'uai setnjíý xad.
 
I've heard some frogfish can sting, but I don't know which.
 
 
Hueylac jeiñuas ne tsa í, r'ihts, ūh!
 
They were halfway across the bridge but, crack, uh-oh!
 
 
Añ'núhi xaúx juavei cuder pfi cozriyz cozhabaux.
 
A bunch of glaucus washed up so watch your step.
 
 
Miuc iycod'jí xuéxué yaúba.
 
By the smell the banana passionfruit had clearly gone bad.
 
 
Uc' seicnícó cual m'euem'eue iarje uez.
 
Time to drink to celebrate the new year right.
 
 
Cixan miu añ'jí jí burbur burbur arjuxaj āhun' aíxíc' ne je.
 
The poor little puppy was shaking for a while after lightning stuck nearby.
 
 
Ih añ'xauc tatertat maula ñ'oxaui ñ'oxeý ñ'otetniý tetniý.
 
If he paws at you that means he wants more scritches.
 
 
Miu z'aiñéi ur'ur'ur' z'aiuc' ez' jutxux Cievuijeve.
 
Everyone was struggling their way in to see the Three God Kings.
 
 
Aj, nasen hel tumyan tsárá muzad tumyan tsárá jál zibdax.
 
Ugh, I've had this damn stomach ache all day.
 
 
R'uz cozuc'ziax cozxeuár'ují tseduad coi t'ac, cuc' secú sectxadiz jál tum'ay eý.
 
Just carefully aim your bow and t'ac, we'll be eating good tonight.
 
 
Dacíñ dacíñ dacíñ, Cucual'en ez'e r'úven col.
 
Dacíñ dacíñ dacíñ, I hated the whole boat ride.
 
 
Butut butut, miu ji añ'di uuxuu meven je.
 
Butut butut, the seafoam keeps piling up on the coast.
 
 
Uxeý ē... n'ejic iupfuñ muzr'u, pfi ji secjí, lēū...
 
Needs uh... about a small cup of simple syrup, so I'll just, lēū...
 
 
Saumu Nī nálco, r'ez coz al'a eý tenem āhhannabilz'i xuc'oy āhhuatx tsad' ehc'ad.
 
Nī angered the old woman, and from then on when painting left a streak in the middle.
 
 
Miur' ez'e xañ', cuit cuit cuit, miu c'e ují ñusad.
 
The drums starting, cuit cuit cuit, the festival was ready to begin.
 
 
Íúsuc'zi tejú xemux je cudiyan, aíc'uc'zi xuvexe.
 
The demon glared at me through the fire with its shimmering form.
 
 
Coi coi cutercoiuj, mū, yanrid' n'iui uas.
 
At last we reached it, mū, the oldest kapok tree in the forest.
 
 
Ujízī jutxux c'uaseye ne usjí usuc'iý xen' í jí uihuih Aíuóc.
 
The whole view was calm, the only action in sight was Aíuóc cleaning herself.
 
 
Suílai tabde, búvú búvú, cohuc' l'avenjí; l'imúe cozsuílai, búvú búvú, xen cozxenūc'?
 
A soldier does their job, búvú búvú, and you see the horror of it; you, a butcher, do your job, búvú búvú, and are blind?
 
 
Xen je xen āhhanc'ua uc' hancurilaxiý jál txerimuve ez'e yan'?
 
Why don't these Kilimossu people know they should be afraid of snakes?
 
 
Heit tumyan r'ūj āhneji neji neji eý, jí ib'i ib'i ib'i c'en ne eylac' Abutsádi.
 
After a long day of running around and around and around, Abutsádi was so exhausted he could barely stand up.
 
 
Secjíau cuñ'ante, c'ez hez'i xil jál, rit, secnoc'í jutxux.
 
Our kugnanta gave the signal, and all at once, rit, we fired.
 
 
Setncual Setnxoñíl jerine, ují c'ux c'ux c'ux réuziad.
 
I've never liked porridge, the texture's too mushy.
 
 
Hanú hititi Ciūa xeuád aýaii jutxux, nez aicojí hán' āhatx juño juño jeý?
 
Despite being told not to, Little Ciūa ate all the rice cakes; were the chefs who made them for the rest of the village happy?
 
 
Miu ñéi xañ'uóc cux en, ýur, ýur, ýur!
 
In comes our favorite wrestler, ýur, ýur, ýur!
 
 
Ū uc'iý cualjíý āhxauc yabyabyab pfi haney ié jeñ'juatn tnír xen hanhabaux.
 
Oh you should've seen him hashafashasha after he took some freshly deep-fried gecko without paying attention.
 
 
Ji coraí ciñciñ aí mau í un' ez'e bīn bīn xen'e xen'e.
 
Your cat keeps yelling at me even though it's nowhere near her food time.
 
 
Jaj coxréuai jál uēnei, c'ez xah cozurzi.
 
Don't touch that jellyfish, or xah you'll regret it.
 
 
Jí txetxeh al'a eñje jutxux ne hurco ne hurco, c'ez uc' teirí āhmiūj xeinama ojis.
 
He spends all his time and money going from prostitute to prostitute, you'd think he'd get tired after a while.
 
 
Uc' íúnsaumuý Xíýan úeyl'a en muj, cerūm cerūm cerūm!
 
Xíýan must've been angry with the quality of our offering, boom boom boom!
 
 
Dindi tumyan dindi tum'ay, c'er' cidji ñe muzue hé eý.
 
After day and night of building, their new home was ready to live in.
 
 
R'u jux je ñujenec r'u haccá haccá xeuaé.
 
Everywhere the provincial governor goes he surrounds himself with guards.
 
 
Huaicojíaxiý xen', c'ez r'u nunum néu nunum nem.
 
Nothing else to do, she paced around right and left.
 
 
Xauc ím il āhsehteirí.
 
She speaks in a way that makes me know she's safe.
 
 
Miu añ'aicojí aicojí uc' añ'cés Úuaj pmira jenadeiñ eý bá bá.
 
Úuaj is so happy swimming around in the pond trying to catch lilypads.
 
 
Hutetn v'eijeh Sivzu hïñ'ulb'es hïñ'ulb'es n'eíd' pméj xeú di jimu je.
 
Sivzu made light of the mayor's new statue by scraping drawings of many phalluses onto its rear.
 
 
Ū cuoj úuaj híhí, cual cual, daū daū āl eý āhsecjí ñéz.
 
Oh come here little buddy, there you go, biiig stretch before we go outside.
 
 
Miu ulec uýemax ýemax xañ' resúz baij neian je, rambam, rambam.
 
The rhythm keeper prepares by rocking his knuckles on the chair, rambam, rambam.
 
 
Z'aiñéi niviýan jácujácu nez hanaijzi uc'la.
 
Once they got to the summit they were too out of breath to appreciate the view.
 
 
Iyc'uc'zi r'ám r'ám boñ' ez'e el' az āhsetnlec' xen'e.
 
Shark skin feels weirdly rougher than I guessed it would.
 
 
Pfū pfū pfū, xauc xauc xauc xen r'ez ur'u r'úvnid', en aíeyvñ'urjí juu hé.
 
Pfū pfū pfū, no matter how hard he blew the sailboat didn't budge, his magic wasn't what it used to be.
 
 
Jí pfiac pfiac pfiac, z'aic'ualai z'aiúzñe Aian ñéiejax lád xenuz n'eú.
 
He kept digging and digging and digging, hoping to reach Aian and bring his husband back from the dead.
 
 
Cucual cuūts ñéi cuuei didi tumyan cual jál eý saum eý.
 
On days like this I like to stay inside the saum and listen to the pitter-patter of the rain.
 
 
Ih uxemuxjí cuder' txiren c'ez uxauc jij miu āhhujíúl je jenad.
 
If the cooking sheet is hot enough, it will make a hiss as you flick water onto it.
 
 
Āhhanatx miula ej c'e hansuiai cual ax ramvam.
 
Putting two leaves together, you can use them like a buzzy instrument.
 
 
R'uz secuc' ceix r'uz xuyaxaia nez sechabaux seclai r'ūj xad.
 
When I first saw my great grandchild, I was so incredibly happy that I didn't care how much longer I had to live.
 
 
Miu lēl í jepm'epm' r'uz uc' āhlēl sesen'ante je.
 
They were laughing until they realized that was the zazannanta they were laughing at.
 
 
R'uz sehñéi sehuc' laidzi hán úd' āhuxem eý coz laúz muz unaxúúa mutsen.
 
When we arrived to see the chef asleep in front of burnt food, he woke up and got red in the face with embarrassment.
 
 
Cuxeý cuxañ' vuala r'ūj cual je íex āl āhsīhtan xeuár'u eý.
 
You need to pound out the iron into the right length before you more precisely shape it.
 
 
Setnianiax setndiyem cuice jehuíh vuxvux seicc'uc'zi seicr'úven xec'en.
 
I hung the loincloths up to dry, and with how they were whipping around in the wind you'd think we were on the high seas.
 
 
Cuoj mamabai cozxaineax mamabai.
 
Grandpa, go make your grandpa/grandchild proud.
 
 
An'yen jótih cual, an'xeyad an'xec'en miu an'suílai an'xauc mer.
 
He's a good apprentice, helping me make biscuits and purring as he works.
 
 
R'uz r'uz cucol'eu ñéiad miu ují butubutu úaru je ajeid' ib.
 
As soon as I opened the door a horde of mice went scurrying under the beds.
 
 
Cozýemax āhcozuc' ez'e yan'
 
Turn over for instructions
 
 
Xil eý āhucet'ex muzad c'an jutxux cumerieyjax sī sī āhuxaneiñz'i.
 
Once all the proper dirt's imported, we'll have it packed level enough to be used as a sports field.
 
 
Secíuv julzidum, miur' cu- iehe - aiā cuoj ýañ'an muzad!
 
My morning was pretty lousy, first I - hic - agh damn ýans!
 
 
Setnñéiejax ñe je Nabaj miu añ'uc' yari c'ez añ'jí vū.
 
As I was taking Nabaj back to the house she saw a treeshrew, so whoosh she went.
 
 
Miur' añ'xauc' ní ní tsadixaj ax hab miuc secteirí āhinmuzm'e uim he yañ'an.
 
When the tiger cub started calling for its mother, we thought we were royally fucked.
 
 
Cozuc', tabed' āhxauc ní:
 
Behold, the knights who say ní:
 
 
Ū, uahúi uc' ji hanrútax noc'ou jabii.
 
Oo, smells like the neighbors must be boiling jackfruit.
 
 
Añ'iuxjí iuxjí, jahjau r'úl r'ez añ'jí xiuixiui, í uc' socmaiv miu āhañ'jin' añ'iux ā ā miun añ'réuai āhñ'in' aíl.
 
He's very playful, just do a quick feint and he gets all excited, but I should warn you he often bites when playing and doesn't realize how big he is.
 
 
Hareuax harmiujiý xeiad' je meýuuóc ā xayemeiñ āhumayauxax mayauxax cují ximxim je cumerieyj yupfrei nivíl nid' váv umojom el' ne.
 
Some customers request that I put glitter on the pots to make them stick out more, so what I do is either sprinkle it on and press it in with this old sheet, or mix it into the glaze.
 
 
Ñéi né lúlulú heit tumyan í r'u cual jál tumyan, pfi uc' hancuxax riyl.
 
He came in limping the other day but was walking fine today, so his leg must be better.
 
 
Ji uatseylac aiñā xeú, uc' ucur jál jál ez'e pfū xeuád.
 
The stones are so perfectly balanced, even a slight breeze could knock them over.
 
 
Uc' añ'eylac eylac yama hé ai, r'ūño al'a eý xeyē r'ez añ'jí b'ah b'ah.
 
Their parrot must be around the dog a lot, whenever a stranger comes by he starts barking.
 
 
Setnjeyec il tum eý réunal' setnteudi hez'i uic'ad jál āhsetnúax bie siha teyr'lauóc.
 
When I'm done selling bananas by evening, I cut one into slices to play catch with the cursewriter's capuchin.
 
 
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Miu suílai uc' tabl'a ___.
 
May ___ be injured at work.
 
 
Hanmiuji auzil auzr'ují eý Hiai neiehui xen c'ua, c'ez iyjí bih jutxux bih xem'en eý.
 
Hiai put the marbles on the crooked table without thinking, so one by one they all plonked onto the floor.
 
 
Yanux cuder' cuder' c'ez hují ceceh ceceh hucur út nu.
 
He was bored, so he messed with his chair's leg until it broke.
 
 
Xen xauib váv cuiux nez nez secc'ua āhun' jál xad cuzil boñ'.
 
It's not a microbat or a flying squirrel so I have no clue what that weird feathered thing is.
 
 
Xauc dédédé āhmeýu aul' cudziu xenuz ez' abañca, í socxauc cual xen xen sehhabaux.
 
He went on and on about one of his regulars buying from a rival stall, but honestly I couldn't care less.
 
 
Jál ne setncual maumau.
 
I also like cats.
 
 
...Uc' cutabl'a ab'úziié jál cer'ei yemu āhāh, hejé, securzi, xen secxauc āhsecriíau āl?
 
...You'd be dealing with paperwork for those taxes and fees and so on, ahem, sorry, where was I before my rant?
 
 
Añ'xauc hiriri āhuc'uc'zi ne lēl co vicña basi coil' he xenuz.
 
The quetzal above us made a trill that almost sounded like a human laugh.
 
 
Ih āhcoxjí elúlú néu jax a cual, coxsui coxsas tabexua je.
 
If you wiggle your fingers on the right side of the jax like so, you'll get a much better sound.
 
 
Miu yailz'i muzm'eih coi lacsilacsi, eu xai heit xenuz avíya maúx itxi itxi hanhiandoc' hanjey ñe je.
 
When packing up their belongings after having sold off their inventory, the manager found the tiniest little kitten behind the building and decided to take it home.
 
 
Aíún' tum'ay tum'ay, lan hují muzad xad lalam lalam ji seccaru seclaidzi?
 
It's the middle of the night, what the hell are they doing walking around up there when I'm trying to sleep?
 
 
Aiā munun, xen seiclec' seiccudjí cudjí julzidum éād' cuj!
 
Agh brr, I didn't expect mornings up in the mountains to be so bad!
 
 
Hanxeuai ez'e hianxad muiār je múr aiu r'ez iyjí nalana ibeha.
 
He threw a clump of dried mud at one of the mahogany's branches and samaras started spiraling down.
 
 
C'e cuuei hez'i uc'zi auzr'u eñjar xenuz, rúú, ucisi cisi huiu.
 
We could hear it clearly across the grove, rúú, the village was in grave danger.
 
 
Humiuji teuii ne ceñ ñuco ñuxacex nu pfi xil eý miu āhr'ūño sicis co āhuxem' xayem, uc' usaumu saumu uatsad.
 
The idiot put his shopping list next to the grinding wheel so when someone came by to use it a spark caught it on fire, his whole village is gonna be pissed.
 
 
C'uc'zi cob'ail' cual ibáx, í sehhabaux xen' miuc xauc suā coil he ne ne.
 
The grandkids seemed like they were up to trouble, but I didn't pay them any mind until a sling bullet whooshed right by my head.
 
 
Miu handi Íceu tuxili cod' ā tsihts, muz hianxad ne cur réu.
 
Íceu was collecting from a partially rotted nutgall tree when snap, he fell with a branch and broke his arm.
 
 
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Secc'uaz āhjí ez' ej jál eý xad xaucñ'a āhur'u xem'en xenuz m'e je
 
I wonder who else here has a bottom-to-top script
 
 
Ji aíuc'utxux aíjí xiii xiii en seccur nem'enuóc cux.
 
Of course it's so hot out after I break my favorite fan.
 
 
Cuoj coxdúdú coil joti yama, cozjí xū xū miu coxdúdú.
 
Make sure you only pet the parrot on the head, and be very gentle when you're petting it.
 
 
Cuuei yimim róño balec bateu jad xeuail ta sesan'ec.
 
With my ear to the doorpost, I heard the group plotting to kill the county governor's heir.
 
 
Huýoc' hují Ácíl líútnad c'ez hují z'it tum'ay z'it tum'ay z'it tum'ay.
 
Ácíl forgot to put the bed net up so spent all night getting bitten by insects.
 
 
Iyxeý iyxauc zic zic zic toctoc uc' āhunevni ujem'ujjí je úatsad cual c'e ují.
 
The knives need to be super sharp so the cuts are as smooth and even as possible.
 
 
Ji setnñéi setnhabzi il yama nu lar' añ'xauc úāc úāc úāc coi añ'xauc muzad xoñíl.
 
From the moment I come to watch his parrots they keep talking and talking and never shut the hell up.
 
 
Āhxauc habah habah, muj āhseceylac eý, ueylac xare xem'utsem āhusuxad āij āij.
 
Once upon a time, the ground on which we stand was an ancient city that was wiped out by disease.
 
 
Āuya, setnteirí setnñéiý al'a r'uc' āhseclaidzi.
 
Āuya, I think it's about time we head to bed.
 
 
Aí tumeú cudiyan ehc'ad ajeid' eý xauc "xemux" c'ez bataram bataram bataram oc'áse cur co éj.
 
Some asshole in middle of the crowd yelled "fire" causing a huge panic that trampled eight people to death.
 
 
Hanýeu Ácíl xeyil jeñ'ay, pfi iyxauc beb'e beb'e beb'e coi āhuūts xen' xem'ian joti.
 
Ácíl forgot about the pot of stock, so it boiled and boiled until nothing was left but tar.
 
 
Uc' ey laiuasuóc ýirýiruóc, al'a eý āhsetncuj jál pfiá iyaí bíhú.
 
The carpenter must have a new apprentice, whenever I get up from this chair it makes a loud squeak.
 
 
Coxjí nei c'ic'ic'i cñá al'a ā coxmiuji uic'ad', setnñéiý mamau ñéhx!
 
Chop up some mangoes quick for the platters, we have surprise guests!
 
 
Uhianax cih yan'ad' umuzey xec'en je uaí nál'um.
 
All of a sudden the ropes snapped, dropping a crate of dried fruits into the sea.
 
 
Iyjí biebiah réú ueylac cixan xeiad cier' c'ez ciritxu, iymusux jadíl ūsad col.
 
A careless hand met an unfortunately placed pot of ink and sploosh, the whole batch of mead was ruined.
 
 
Ih miu hují cuccuc cuccuc cuccuc ñéiad' jutxux, al'a al'a coz noc'uj ez' ñéu uc' āhr'ihts cuccuc coil hé.
 
If he keeps going around knocking on everyone's doors, he'll eventually be answered by some household head ready to knock his head in.
 
 
Tum'ay eý āhsetnñ'alzi c'í Ac'a ūsiux auzil dere, pfi sehc'uáx hancoxiatxer hanxec'.
 
Ac'a jumped his drunk ass onto the table slamming it into the floor last night, so we decided he'll pay for replacement.
 
 
Seicxeý seicuc' ez' tumyan joti xacuj cual xen usnivi dámadáma jál cuzad.
 
I wish we'd have just one day of nice weather instead of this never-ending rain.
 
 
Txadiz yaven ne ne can'r'in c'ez xeý ñéiej déné déné iupf.
 
She filled her bowl to the point of almost overflowing, so she had to walk very carefully back to her mat.
 
 
Miu cuxah jenyan' cuuei ier'īr' cueu uinayn sade nál'az heit.
 
We heard a croak as we passed the river and found it was from a backpack frog.
 
 
Xauc c'en xeyad cuder miulah xare r'uz yailz'i úd'eiñ iñe iñe.
 
A silence fell when the city doctor said he couldn't do any more to help and started putting his supplies away.
 
 
R'uz huhán' il harat'ux coi hujíax jaruúj ā āhiyíyeyjíax coxau.
 
First he puffs up the rice and then he crushes up some of it to thicken the sauce.
 
 
Uc' hansaumu saumu saumu xad coaj ñeuóc, coz xil eý ñ'ihtsireu zirizi jad' uasad cual xeñisc'iac.
 
He must've done something to piss off the local chimps pretty bad, one day a troop ganged up on him dragging him into the jungle and he was never seen again.
 
 
Uxauc txartxar biñ' có xepmane tsilven r'uz ur'iylz'i.
 
The brave little duiker hopped over the rivulet and started its adventure.
 
 
Cozey, cozxeý cozú ñúúá jerine hám'iu r'ez cozxeuiadjí cozcéuxjí.
 
Here you go, you need to eat your porridge and cheese to grow big and strong.
 
 
Huiux tumyan tsa xenuz iátan jál joti, c'en hují ánuh ej ej eý mocu ñomuír.
 
After half a day of just one match, bested he finally ran out of valid moves.
 
 
Corñéz xen'e, setnxeý setnjí yúmá yúmá maý.
 
Go on without me, I have to round up the goats.
 
 
Coi hanjí xuíbi xuíbi cexhú julzidum r'ez c'er' iyrút tsexa ne.
 
She finished peeling all those oranges for the morning so they were ready to boil in the stew.
 
 
Ih uc' hují jí dapfí dapfí jál vad coz tabl'áx co.
 
If he keeps whipping that staff around like that eventually he's gonna hurt someone.
 
 
Sehur āhhuc'utsñui Íanádi nál'em coz jí átsih átsih átsih al'a mīüc je.
 
We forgot Íanádi's allergic to peppers so the whole party they were just achoo achoo achoo.
 
 
Ñéi mút jál tum eý mernante xen huc'ua huūtsiý uas tococ'ej.
 
That evening the marnanta came alone, not knowing he was expected and unwelcome.
 
 
Cují tueu he ez'e jutxux cual xauil air; hanxauc bel'bel il Ñeinam txicñ setnuc' miu setnnoc'í.
 
Our hunting party has everything down to a simple routine; Ñeinam makes a call to the ducks and we shoot them as they come into view.
 
 
Hanc'uc'zi ruhū muzad miu jí lūl'ūn lūl'ūn lūl'ūn.
 
By the way he was strutting around you'd think he was a damn chicken.
 
 
An'xauc nab nab ñij il cudiyanaj í ji an'ār pfi setnúax ñij il ūtsad hed'.
 
The little shit always bites me but he's still cute so I always give him a treat.
 
 
Ují pfáu cñuiah pfáu pfexremje nez ucod'jí miu āhucuzaxiý.
 
The meat strands are dried out into leather to stop it spoiling in transit.
 
 
Secxauc tsatsa tsatsa ehc' miu hareuax harméuitx.
 
My heart was racing when he asked me to join his marriage.
 
 
Ih uc' ji jí seýe jál atrúl uc' c'ez ñéz ñéz seýe ad āhāh.
 
If that oaf is going to keep acting like that he can bumble on back to his farm or whatever.
 
 
Uc' huñéi huuc' uiriuiri jam' jeym en, uc' cohc'ua!
 
They'll come from far and wide to see my unique art, just you wait!
 
 
Coi ují rēr moñ xem'en n'ul je, r'uz iyūz muibena upfen xenuz.
 
When the sand is done pouring into the bottom of the bottle, the soursops are ready to take out of the oil.
 
 
Setncual setnñéi setnuei rireí xaúx cuice tsil.
 
I like to come and listen to the mockingbirds tweet.
 
 
Jí xacira xacira tum'ay coz xañcexa xañcexa julzidum.
 
They danced the night away and could barely walk in the morning.
 
 
Ih xen secneji uc' seccual secjí laiuas t'aye, utoc'iý uaí iúuu muzad í coi un'eh.
 
When I'm not in a hurry I like to use wood with burls, pain in the ass to carve but looks great.
 
 
Miu miu setndi ez'e nálul' āhañ'ñéz ýirýir usiánaj ār ār.
 
Right as I was collecting some eggs, one of them came open and the cutest little hognose snake came out.
 
 
Iyjí bulu dabu nujey tabexua jenxad.
 
The ladle dips in and out comes liquid gold.
 
 
Coi setnutxem āl ienaue c'ez setnxeý setnjí huah heit.
 
The ienaue is done on the first side so I need to flip it over.
 
 
Hanjí mírí mírí yua hanmiuji xañ'o āhhanmuzey.
 
He gathered up the seeds to put back into the basket he dropped.
 
 
Xil xil eý sehxauc' taitu sehjíý joh tejú.
 
As soon as I said his name he turned around to glare at me.
 
 
C'e uei xah sixi sixi ez' jutxux, í caru jilyi jutxux.
 
He could hear them all whispering as he walked past, but he tried not to pay it any mind.
 
 
Secxauc t'ert'er' t'ert'er' muzad, uc' socjí joti ej xec.
 
I'm so tired of this bullshit, let's do something different for once.
 
 
Secjí tsacatsa tsacatsa il xec ailal coz añ'xeinama.
 
My puppies like to chase each other until they're tired.
 
 
Uiux Cñisber' muzad coi añ'jí uimuim tsed' diyem en eý eý ñ'in' je cudiyan.
 
When Cñisber' was done playing in the mud he shook right in front of our drying clothes because he's an asshole.
 
 
Íūcuj cuj ýañ'an mupfian jiéx aíñ'alai aílec tsárá.
 
High above the misty forest the ýans dance and plan their mischief.
 
 
Cohūts hez'i xil laidzi laidzi rūrūn.
 
Give him a second and he'll be out cold snoring.
 
 
Añ'cuj añ'r'ūño añ'xauc xen'e tsīhī háuháu.
 
The laughing falcon called from afar as it flew by.
 
 
Jí āiābe c'ez secjí āiābe uc'zi uc'zi.
 
He couldn't sleep so of course that means neither could I.
 
 
Huuc' huxemul'z'i Cuc' Cuder'úuóc jenad coz huūz ýuý ýuý jutxux, coi coi ji umiūj jál mutxañ' je.
 
Old Man Glutton got thirsty when he saw the lake so gulped it all away, and eventually it turned into this valley.
 
 
Hují c'iāh xeiad haneu eý liñ'.
 
He chopped at the vase and found a large ocarina inside.
 
 
Cuñéiej cuxecix curéuzi xeybin' pfeir í harjí huj tumeú setnýeu.
 
I was walking back from the market with a basket of lemons but some asshole shoved me and I lost them.
 
 
Uxauc vúiú ñéven eý éin xeuiad, umaiv uñéz r'úven c'ez uc' huñéi ab'ei.
 
Large flags were swaying on the dock, warning boats to leave before the army arrived.
 
 
C'e huuei bahah auzr'u ñéd' c'ez uc' tum'uc'jí tum'uc'jí xeý ceymaziý cou.
 
You could hear the slap across the room; someone must've been too rowdy and needed a correction.
 
 
Hanxetxeí Aisu ez'e yén' coz xauc bici bici Sivíl.
 
Aisu slipped on a piece of timber bamboo and Sivíl let out a little laugh.
 
 
Z'aixauc cececi uemyan uemyan jumem cuz.
 
By his stuttering he was clearly upset about the situation.
 
 
Uxauc cut cut xañ'ad cem'cam xeuár'u xare en ne c'areñ āhlec' aíý í xen āháñcámbus.
 
The drums rumbled as the kharag paraded through our city's streets, expecting cheers but deserving none.
 
 
Ūts curyañ'an yul'uyun'an uc' ñéi uc'o juño r'i.
 
They've been waiting months for the priest to come to their mining town.
 
 
Ji eylac hez'i ziu, ji íúnmuz muz íúnú ānumēn jál cudiyañ'an muzarji lax xec' tum'uc'.
 
While we're here starving, those rich fucks sit around gorging on exotic animals from the mainland.
 
 
Setnñéz setnjí dahdah Nabaj, setnc'ualai xen'e miu āhañ'cualjíý.
 
I gave Nabaj a little pet when I left, hopefully he'll be okay while I'm gone.
 
 
Iyxauc dembe rév'en dembe cayul' cuité.
 
What was left of the barge bobbed on the waves.
 
 
Yaz hīxī jál ñuxacex xuat'eú, pfi uc' setnlaidzi heit aul' en cix āhr'ūño.
 
Someone's gone on a spree stealing from this sector of the market, so I'm going to sleep behind my stall in case they visit.
 
 
C'en seclaidzi c'ez iyaí hān'ā auzr'u réúia eý nál' noc'ou muzad!
 
I can't sleep with the damn neighbors' baby crying on the other side of the wall!
 
 
En uc' ejhuatx al'a ez'e jutxux āhhuýoc', í r'ez coz ují múr jenxad.
 
It would take a long time to rebuild all that was lost, but the water eventually retreated.
 
 
Eylac eylac āhxauc nin nin c'uc'zi vocovocuiý āl.
 
He just stood there blinking with a confused look on his face.
 
 
Iyjí lili lili jál zarem al'a, c'ez uc' xetxeí cou āhr'u ne.
 
This part of the deck is too slippery, people are going to fall if they come through.
 
 
Añ'c'uc'zi añ't'iarax ueil m'ūc'ō añ'curilaxiý buijij cuijai, pfi cuc'uáx cumuzax xev'en xen'e bab'a réuec nux.
 
The stray buijij looked scared, flattening its ears and slowly backing away, so I decided to put a handful of roe down for it from a safe distance.
 
 
Ucualjí cualjí teicou í numáma numáma uaíljíý.
 
Gii berry wine is great but with how strong it is it takes a bit to get used to.
 
 
Xen secxeý secxenúilai nún'ú socxauc joti xec.
 
I'm tired and don't feel like staying up just to talk.
 
 
Uc' uc' miu secuc'ziý secjeiñax có pfútxeu c'ez usxem' ur'ūt réulal.
 
I should've been paying attention when my kid was pouring my fjuucau tea, it overflowed burning my fingers.
 
 
Añ'jí uúcñ txicñ yan' jenad añ'cés jenjen azt'a.
 
The anhinga dove into the lake and caught some kind of jasper-red fish.
 
 
Uc' iyxemjí xemjí jál beil, iyxauc tsapm' tsapm' uc' c'e āhhanjí uic'ad.
 
This bread must be pretty old, it's so hard you could use it as a plate.
 
 
Uei tsir tsir tsir uc' ur tum'ay ñéiax noc'ou xem'iu.
 
With all that hissing the neighbors must've forgotten to bring their firewood in last night.
 
 
Cuxauc tarxe usxauc jen'ax txixux.
 
I spoke to the cave and it perfectly echoed back.
 
 
Cual cual xen cozmiuji jur' auzil, c'ez iyjí sisesise.
 
Please don't put the seaweed on the table, it gets it all sticky.
 
 
Uxauc rī ñéiad ñéi xeyuxih.
 
The door creaked open as the shepherd came in.
 
 
Usuiad ráu xare coi ziujíaxiý ez'e yextxa.
 
The city slowly fell as the blockade starved it out.
 
 
Cuceymaz xen ceymaz selezele uic'ad jál r'úh, c'ez āhseceylac secxenūr xil joti eý r'uz c'en āhsecjí en āhtxadiziý.
 
I keep meaning to fix the wheel on that cart but the only time I remember is when I can't because it's loaded up.
 
 
Ji ji setnxenūr, xil pficácá āhyaz a cé he.
 
I still remember it, the moment they took my father away before my eyes.
 
 
Harxauc' cou cual nana í noc'uj xen' āhsecxauc' cual nana.
 
People call me mother* but don't answer when called child.
 
 
Cuñéi r'aice eý Seroñ'eñ.
 
I went to Zhergwvg in a dugout.
 
 
Uc' socsauc tsi tsi xenuz ih āhcordiuzyec corñéiejax sáuríl xen'e.
 
I'll lend you a few hundred if you promise to give them back undamaged.
 
==Multiple sentences==
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cuuc' cucual ez'e n'eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c'uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' haiku.png|thumb]]
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
 
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
 
 
[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
 
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
 
 
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
 
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
 
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
 
 
Ji ji secuc' jál channel. N'ez un' il ez'e xauc hez'i atxjul je, váv xen un' al'a al'a āzuóc je āhxauc xen'e?
 
Just now seeing this channel. Is it usually for in-conlang chat, and/or is it mostly for non-chat showcases?
 
 
Xen miu cozxauc āhcoxuc' tsadixaj? Cuhabaux xen' je āhañ'ār cuder c'ez ji ji muzad ji secxeý secñéz
 
Did you just say you saw a tiger cub? I don't care how cute it is, we need to leave right fucking now
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' Jnaua.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' secxeý xeý il hez'i joti cual āhsoceylac ej n'eú ne.
En socjí jensutx ai jál tumyan eý, ñij rév'en xem'en abutsíl,
C'e socréuzi ne ne meven eý, socevúý ualax xem'en abutsíl.
Xil eý secet'euý joti āhsecsuxad secjen' ez' ej n'eú ne.
 
All I will ever truly want is to be with you my spouse again.
I begged you on that day not to leave, not to forever steep beneath the waves,
To be able to hold you close ashore, soaked by your dark green honeycomb dress.
Now I only ask that when I die we both swim with the jnaùa.
 
 
[[File:Anajrn Sailor.jpg|thumb]]
R'uc' cuc' z'aitabl'a jál ziñuu yaiad āhharhurýail ýan heit ec'r'éu eý.
Muzad ih sehuc' ej il c'ez sehxeyad sehaicojí mauil tapm'iu āci xenuz.
 
Here's to hoping those thieving bastards that fucked me out of my money get an itch in their assholes they can't scratch.
If I ever fucking see them again I'll happily help them out with a rusty horny hook.
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' Pi.jpg|thumb]]
Réūjiý hez'i ats ez'e yepfu uic'ad cual āhun' m'ixem cú xenuz muzr'u. C'e iyréūjaxiý hez'i esnamye cuder myu xeuár'u xeuár'u ixuñ í xen eý jál suíl al'a al'a je.
 
Using a string, π can be measured as approximately 19/6. A more precise fraction can be calculated with many-sided regular polygons, but for most purposes this is not necessary.
 
 
Xen miu cuhán' xad jál tumyan eý? Setnjí beil úu ne í iyr'úuei xañ'il xañ'il xañ'il (nanam vauc' xen').
 
What have y'all been cooking today? I made bread with a friend but it turned out way too dense (still tasted good though).
 
 
Corú úd'. C'en secréuahc'. Xen je? Xen corcual'en? Un' hed' xeíad sasis ád xauctum taitu he ne. Un' úd' mau. Nuc' cujey úd' mau cual úd' co āhcuú je? Ez'e xeyux xen'. Setnayn he mau jál xeuayan eý. An'nál'jí. En nez uú úd' co.
 
You ate my food. I can't believe it. Why? Do you hate me? The clear container had a label with my name. It was cat food. Would you bring cat food as your normal food to eat? No manners. I have a cat in that office. It's counting on me. It wouldn't eat normal food.
 
 
Sutxih xenuz xojait ez'e atx Tutxínulócimáxño je. Ji socr'uax jál xaucñ'a āhun' cuxec ez'e curiíau je āhteirí jem'uj cou jutxux juño. Cuuemyaniý uemyaniý cuñ'uajiý ñ'uajiý hez'i iarjev véícui xeuár'u, muzr'u juño. Miu uyar'bi leyad', mimum'uj r'ún'ic, c'ez uúiladz'iax xen uairax seccaru xec' váv bálaz'i. Socxaui saumu ne soceylac hez'i aico xen' xen xen āhcoxnoc'uj jál cudix heulaeiñ jutxux ne. Íún' leýan meuyuxjí naic'ux taitu xem'en jál xaucñ'a eý ez'e yan' dar'uax. Cou Tutxínulócimáxño xenuz.
 
From the messenger to Tutxínulócimáxño's construction council. I'm sending this scroll to you to submit a complaint that all the town's people share the sentiment of. For years we've been greatly distressed and annoyed at the current state of the town's roads and paths. Holes and roots have overtaken most of our byways, and that's made attempts at trade and socialization inconvenient and difficult. We angrily express to you our discontent that you and all your employees don't respond at all to this problem. The agreed purpose of the petition at the bottom of this scroll is to demand a reorganization. From the people of Tutxínulócimáxño.
 
 
Í eu cē xad ej
 
Xen āhmoc'z'i he hej:
 
Ji ñ'in' ñ'uiue juitej cual xauctum réulal
 
Xauc txijór'se jál ehc'ad eý uaslal
 
But the boy found something else
 
That you and I wouldn't believe:
 
There are beautiful rings like fingerprints
 
Telling history in the centers of those trees
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' grandpa.jpg|thumb]]
Z'aixauc il cuc' he tiéyan r'uz z'aijí jem'uj, "Xil āhhazen mamabai mamabai mamabai a cē..." uc' jí "mamabai" cuder cuder, r'ez xauc beje ojis yama Aíuóc, beje "Mamabai mamabai mamabai mamabai..." Harioñuax setnhabaux Aíuóc ih āhsuxad, c'ez al'a eý āhañ'xauc beje Aíuóc setnxenūraxiý āhhareylac eylac ne.
 
My grandpa would always start his stories the same way, "When your grandpa's grandpa's grandpa was a boy..." often with more "grandpa"s thrown in, and eventually his parrot Aíuóc caught on, "grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's...". He asked me to take care of Aíuóc when he died, so whenever Aíuóc says it, it's a reminder that he's still with me.
 
 
Uc' sehc'uáí ā āhsehjiyan'axiý ez' ñuimaj xaúx xad. Setnc'ualai, xad xad āhun', Setnxauc xec taitu jál xaúx ih āhsetnc'ua je.
 
I'm a bit curious what kind of bird I'll be assigned to. Hopefully whatever it is I can give the word for that kind of bird in return, if I know the word for it.
 
 
Cuoj Maarz xen cuatx il jam'eiñ āhur'u? Setnayn he ád c'uaiad al ua.
 
Hey Maarz do you animation? I have a bad idea and a flute.
 
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc' coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What's yours?)
{Hi, my name's Dave. What's yours?}
 
Tauxa: Hm?
 
Researcher: Xen cozxauc'iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
 
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
 
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: C'en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc'.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn't notice)
 
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don't hold, but it's good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I'm not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez'i xil ih xad je uc' āhñéz. Ji secú ún'ei v'ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
 
Researcher: Ū ún'ei v'ual xemux, ez'e hiandoc' cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
 
Tauxa: Aul' heit hej eý, cuoj c'uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad "c'uayud"?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
 
Tauxa: Xaui "úu aidi." Uc' secr'ūñoax āhxauc' jutxux "c'uayud" āhñéi hez'i muz.
(It means "great friend." I'd suggest calling everyone "dumbass" to make a good first impression.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c'uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
 
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
 
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
 
Tauxa: Jen'um xare nid'. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
 
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
 
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
 
Tauxa: R'ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word "recorder."
 
Researcher: Xen un' xad?
(What was that?)
 
Tauxa: Xen'.
(Nothing)
 
Researcher: U cual, securiadz'i āhr'ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc' il cou xil xem jenz'i cuder cuder, xen xuc'z'i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
 
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc' "Ohio" muj āhsecxauc' "America" eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
 
Tauxa: "Emirice", muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc'uai.
("America", where's this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It's…)
 
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc'uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Cual, ez'e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd' xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
 
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir' univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what's in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you're buying me another.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, secc'ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd' coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I'll pay for my food, you don't need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I'll pay for my food, you don't need to pay for it.)
 
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un' muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid' riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr'u lec'ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there's a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that's what you're looking for. Other than that I'm sure if you go any direction far away you'll find something you like.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc' āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n'eád', c'ez uc' āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
 
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
 
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c'uayud. Ez'e euax ej jutxux: xen coríún' m'éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what's your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
 
Tauxa: Xen corc'uai ez'e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
 
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ'an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
 
Tauxa: Jál eý ez'e jutxux ne, í xen secuc'zi āhúinezats m'éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
 
Researcher: Secuc', nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
 
Tauxa: Ez'e euax ej jutxux, ez'e noc'uj ej jutxux. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
 
Researcher: Coznoc'uj í noc'uj ej euax hez'i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
 
 
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
 
2: Xen taitu hé?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
 
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
 
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
 
1: Xen xen.
 
1: My kid's turning two!
 
2: What's their name?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
 
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
 
2: So it's not your child?
 
1: Wrong.
 
 
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
 
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
 
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
 
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
 
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks and not teeth?"
 
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
 
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
 
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
 
 
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
 
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
 
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
 
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
 
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
 
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
 
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
 
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
 
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' Goro.jpg|thumb]]
Cuxeý cuxauc āhcozen xeye ez'e cuzjí ne jál jál āhsehuc' il. Cozñéi ñéi!
 
Cual cual?... Jál xen'e, xen cur'ūñoax cuú xad eý jux?
 
Hanjeyec laz ienaue n'el' a úu al'a xad xad jitijisi eý. Xen coi secur xad xil eý āhueylac aul'ú nu, í ih cozet'euý Jejal je, c'ez c'e xeyad eu ez' ej.
 
Cual, cozen je uc' āhsehxec tumyan. Ej ne ih cozxeý cozxeyad ej jux jux, c'ez āhcorxauc uc' āhsecjí hez'i ai jux jux c'e āhsecjí.
 
Uc' uc' socmeýu heit eý; c'en corc'uaiax jul' Iñ'lix hej ā?
 
 
I must say, you're the only normal-height foreigner I've ever seen. Welcome!
 
Thanks?... Anyway, is there anywhere to eat you'd recommend?
 
An old friend somewhere along this road sells amazing ienaue (spiced rice flatbread). I always forget where exactly her stall is, but if you ask around for Jejal someone else can help you find it.
 
Got it, I'll tell her you said hi. Also if you want help with anything in return let me know and I'll be glad to do whatever I can.
 
I might take you up on that later; could you teach me some of your English language?
 
===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un' channel jál jir' uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R'uc' xen lai cují xen cualjí?
 
I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
 
 
Ah cozūts uc' cuxaui lol, xil jál
 
Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
 
 
Xen xen jul' hej? Uc' c'uc'zi cual
 
What's the language you're using? Looks neat
 
 
Xen un' xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
 
Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
 
 
Ah secuc'
 
Ah got it
 
 
Xen seccurux, socuc' tumyan ej eý
 
No worries, see ya tomorrow
 
 
Oh seccudiz lol
 
Oh my bad lol
 
 
Secuc' jul' IE hed'
 
I sense an IE lang
 
 
Ñ'in' Nothaway maujul'a r'u
 
Nothaway's catlang confirmed
 
 
Cual, ñā
 
Yes, nyaa
 
 
Cozcual tum'ay (:
 
gn (:
 
 
Un' jál xauñ' soc'ul' jux ej
 
That's pretty much half of reading Soc'ul'
 
 
Cozen cozen
 
No u
 
 
Il ji
 
You have now
 
 
Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez'e cuzux neiad hed' uasil eý xil' eý
 
Anyone here? I'ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
 
 
Secuc' un' "xen'"
 
I'll take that as a no
 
 
Uc' jí ez'e eylac nezi ez'e neiji jñ'ch coil he
 
Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
 
 
Ū un' un' "Sehr'u" jutxux Āhsoc'ul'z'i
 
Oh also it's just "Sehr'u" in Soc'ul'
 
 
Cual uc' cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder' xen jál r'u āhsehr'u
 
Ye it'd be neat if we had enough people but we don't have enough to keep it going
 
 
Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
 
 
Ā cual lol
 
 
Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
 
 
C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
 
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
 
 
En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhseceu eu
 
There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
 
 
Xen jul'zi ej hé í cozc'uáx hez'i xuaylac
 
Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
 
 
Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
 
I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
 
 
Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
 
Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
 
 
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
 
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
 
 
Cud ieuiai
 
Skill issue
 
 
Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
 
Oo which word's "English"?
 
 
Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
 
Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
 
 
A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
 
Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
 
 
Cual cual, cun' hej íuxteineiñ?
 
Nice, got a link?
 
 
Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
 
I like it, and I think it's well organized
 
 
Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
 
Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
 
 
Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
 
Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
 
 
Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
 
Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
 
 
Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
 
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
 
 
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
 
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."
 
==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
[[File:Sekhulla joke.jpg|thumb]]
Iə ukʰə kʷəz-əwə aʃ huh alːa-suʃ, aːaːə sək-rːuː suʒadi-suʃ suʒadi-suʃ haːlə ʃəwaɨlak aːaːə rəːwaɣʷuhi aːaːə sək-ŋəːi əh-suʃ hə ʃakʷ: u-hiː kʷumːaɣa-suʃ.
 
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
 
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
===Love poem===
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
 
 
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
Or me loving you so much.
 
 
===My horses collect teeth===
===My horses collect teeth===
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
 
 
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
 
 
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
 
 
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
 
 
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
 
 
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
 
 
==Original dad jokes==
===Wrestling rules===
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al’a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
[[File:Anajrn wrestling.jpg|thumb]]
 
Gufjm̀mg tjna hu ik, shir chìg hu tjasj:
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
- Gauána jrn wai hu auat cavùjr csjm, sukázaa, nsi.
 
- Hàj it, mizej, ntjai fjmm iy.
 
- Vûyat "mavúqi" iàa imu jrn imúvi.
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
- Gufjḿmg jua ziqíin hn zíai tì shuu mugù hmm sg siíirg.
- Gufjḿmg yuínth hàr myuhà san sg siíirg.
- Wig iavúqi zigujua tì ycham isj r itaímu síiir mugù.
- Hàj Puùhivu Sjêrhivu Îyni waìtir kavuuv.
 
Cuoj xañ'uóc xec', cut'ax jál ñomuír:
- Cohréuaiax hez'i ta réu, iru, pméj hé hel ñuane.
- Nuc' coxréuzi coxxañ' coil, ýemla, cuice.
- Ih cozeu huiu ej, cozxauc "corseñ" váv cumuz muj.
- Uc' haney heit jīl eý xañ'uóc jutxux bīn jál xecla jál xeýanux.
- Nuc' humeýu xañ'uóc ūsad āl jīl eý.
- Ey señuóc ez'e xi xenuz jál āhuteimuý jutxux jīl.
- Jaj coheuax cohcarúz Búheve Txer'eve Iýne.
 
Lāpājose kēs šankavor kospitsu, ajse ēilazādevra kankila:
- Polārēve mozādea kojkan māvila nesmīk nima nesmīk livamîla pāzev nes salvorda tā.
- Polāve v'ašîl serēvila nesmīk sīkila keîlen īe sininîlen īe intajen.
- Kēvopajfōle “Posāǧǧe” nesmīk porēve mozādea livamîla kēzev nes asrēvamje.
- Šankavor sivassu īboamīēxe voǧādea īe femvoǧādea laksua šankaššādea kosrēvatsu.
- Polāve v'ašîl kelāîla fenabotsāden šankaššādea aǧatsu.
- Sāǧǧa poamīēxe sala seda pakpa ēanādevra sivassua pāzev.
- Polāve v'ašîl ebadîla pakpa šāxîla Pōêvu Šāxevu Īnea.
 
Attention foreign wrestlers, follow these rules:
- Cause the opponent to touch the ground three times with their hand, knee, or buttock.
- Grabbing or striking the head, throat, or loincloth is not allowed.
- To surrender, say "you win" or sit on the ground.
- All wrestlers get one free meal and bowl of soup after their match.
- Wrestlers cannot buy mead before their match.
- The winner gets one twelfth of the total amount bet on their match.
- Do not ask to challenge Puuhivu Sjerhivu Iyni.
 
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al'a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
 
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
 
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?


I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.


Cuccuc! Xen cozen? Ilá. Xen Ilá? Il ánuh ánuh, syen Lája.


Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
Knock knock! Who are you? Ilá. Ilá? You always fall for that, it's me Lája.
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?


==Original songs (most incomplete)==
==Original songs (most incomplete)==
Line 4,058: Line 6,628:
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Aícuj xil eý xíyad xenuz
Āhaíyanux cudix
Āhaíyanux cudix
Secaí secïubi Xíýan
Secaí seciubi Xíýan


When he rose from the lightning-struck ground
When he rose from the lightning-struck ground