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Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck | Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck | ||
==Longer texts=== | ==Longer texts== | ||
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke=== | |||
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy. | |||
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí. | |||
===Love poem=== | |||
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi, | |||
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi. | |||
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej | |||
Āhsocuc' āl hej. | |||
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne | |||
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he | |||
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i. | |||
Your hair, your eyes, your touch, | |||
They all make me warm and safe. | |||
I can't wait another moment | |||
To see your face. | |||
The gods must not want me to be beside you | |||
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine | |||
Or me loving you so much. | |||
===My horses collect teeth=== | |||
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]] | |||
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid' | |||
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman | |||
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar' | |||
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar' | |||
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)=== | |||
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]] | |||
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci | |||
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute | |||
==Original dad jokes== | ==Original dad jokes== |
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