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==== Ministries (Directive) ====

Ministers are chosen by public, commanders are chosen by their corresponding minister, sub-ministers are chosen by their corresponding minister and sub-commanders are chosen by their corresponding commander.

* Ministry of Politics

** Sub-Ministry of Economy

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***** Homeland Party

***** Independent

***** The Definitely Registered ~~Messist~~ Party to Bring Approximately 4 Football and 2 Basketball Pitches to the Homeland

***** The Definitely Registered Party to Bring Approximately 4 Football and 2 Basketball Pitches to the Homeland

=== Other Stuff ===

==== Religion ====

Almost 70% of the population is atheist, agnostic, theist or a doubtful believer, with a single egotheist existing who was jailed 34 times in a single year for committing "godly miracles". One day, the Sub-Minister of Religion decided to open a Sunni mosque, Roman Catholic church, orthodox church, synagogue and a hybrid temple for all Far East religions in the "Tacalaburb"; which is the southwestern sub-region in Tacalařmos full of flat blocks bordering northeast Dzatsacoro. The orthodox church was weirdly made a Turkish Orthodox church since the Sub-Minister of Religion at that time who got into office by corruption with ~70 IQ had decided that Turkish Orthodox would be more "suitable" since the patriarch lives in Turkey. The Turkish Orthodox church was never used since its opening so was converted to the Sub-Ministry of Religion with fresques and motifs showing SMR officials working with official clothing. The imam of the Sunni mosque started throwing trash at the Roman Catholic church which raised tension, but the imam quitted to become an imam in Malaysia a couple months later. Later, the new imam befriended the Roman Catholic priest. The 2 talked about religion history, theology and ironically the crusades, Islamic expansion and Christian reconquests at cafés on their breaks. Later, they were accused of infidelity by a sikh in the hybrid temple, but still continue working.

(Please remember that this is fully fictional and not made to insult any religion, belief or belief system.)

==== Sports ====

Since the nation is split to fully urban infrastructure, buffer/military zones and preserved forests; there is no place to build any sports courts or pitches. Once, 3 teens founded the party "The Definitely Registered Party to Bring Approximately 4 Football and 2 Basketball Pitches to the Homeland", which had done absolutely nothing and had a lot of controversy. Later, the Sub-Ministry of Social Services and Athletism built some pool and ping pong tables on a random government flat. This was the beginning of the "Kœtetekian Sports Journey". Later, national and seasonal ping-pong and pool leagues were introduced. 2 months later, with the "better than nothing" policy, all of these leagues were founded, too: (Most of the leagues are being cancelled every season.)

* Tic Tac Toe

* Rock Paper Scissors

* Bird Water Rock (Malaysian Rock Paper Scissors)

* Best Score in Written Exam-like Papers with Random Topics

* Math and Science Olympiad

* Kœtetekian, English, and sometimes Vietnamese Dictation

* Building Competition in [https://classic.minecraft.net This Official Version of Minecraft]

* Speedrunning Indie Games

* Chess, AntiChess, 4-Player Chess and Most Wins Against Stockfish-8

* Checkers

* Backgammon

* Cockfighting but with Literal Vegetables

After the works of the The Definitely Registered Party to Bring Approximately 4 Football and 2 Basketball Pitches to the Homeland party, SMA introduced football and basketball leagues. Every year, Kœtetekian kids who want to learn football go to summer camps in Vietnam by unefers. Every 1st monday of September, all teams go to a free football pitch in Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh for the football league. All teams compete against each other until only 1 had never lost. The teams are these:

* Djatsacoro Football Club

* Central Tacalařmos Football Association

* Greater Taceliři Soccer Club

* Neövo Papua and Tarubay Football Commonwealth

* Military Soccer Club (Kids of Kœtetekian military and Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone officials)

* Free Club (anyone can join if they can't to other clubs)

* Volunteer Vietnamese Soccer Teams

Also, the same is happening for basketball.

==== Transportation ====

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In Kœtetekia, public transportation is not common. Even cars are uncommon with only ~10 civil tuktuks and 4 bicycles existing in the whole country. The only public transportation is marcomuts, which are small ferries. There are 4 of them:

* Lunafer: Operates ~~every~~ monday of each month, international ferry.

* Lunafer: Operates first monday of each month, international ferry.

Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển -> P. Vũng Tàu -> Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh

* Unefer: Operates every monday except Lunafer days, international ferry.

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 ==== Ministries (Directive) ====
+Ministers are chosen by public, commanders are chosen by their corresponding minister, sub-ministers are chosen by their corresponding minister and sub-commanders are chosen by their corresponding commander.
 * Ministry of Politics
 ** Sub-Ministry of Economy
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 ***** Homeland Party
 ***** Independent
-***** The Definitely Registered Messist Party to Bring Approximately 4 Football and 2 Basketball Pitches to the Homeland
+***** The Definitely Registered Party to Bring Approximately 4 Football and 2 Basketball Pitches to the Homeland
 === Other Stuff ===
+==== Religion ====
+Almost 70% of the population is atheist, agnostic, theist or a doubtful believer, with a single egotheist existing who was jailed 34 times in a single year for committing "godly miracles". One day, the Sub-Minister of Religion decided to open a Sunni mosque, Roman Catholic church, orthodox church, synagogue and a hybrid temple for all Far East religions in the "Tacalaburb"; which is the southwestern sub-region in Tacalařmos full of flat blocks bordering northeast Dzatsacoro. The orthodox church was weirdly made a Turkish Orthodox church since the Sub-Minister of Religion at that time who got into office by corruption with ~70 IQ had decided that Turkish Orthodox would be more "suitable" since the patriarch lives in Turkey. The Turkish Orthodox church was never used since its opening so was converted to the Sub-Ministry of Religion with fresques and motifs showing SMR officials working with official clothing. The imam of the Sunni mosque started throwing trash at the Roman Catholic church which raised tension, but the imam quitted to become an imam in Malaysia a couple months later. Later, the new imam befriended the Roman Catholic priest. The 2 talked about religion history, theology and ironically the crusades, Islamic expansion and Christian reconquests at cafés on their breaks. Later, they were accused of infidelity by a sikh in the hybrid temple, but still continue working.
+(Please remember that this is fully fictional and not made to insult any religion, belief or belief system.)
+==== Sports ====
+Since the nation is split to fully urban infrastructure, buffer/military zones and preserved forests; there is no place to build any sports courts or pitches. Once, 3 teens founded the party "The Definitely Registered Party to Bring Approximately 4 Football and 2 Basketball Pitches to the Homeland", which had done absolutely nothing and had a lot of controversy. Later, the Sub-Ministry of Social Services and Athletism built some pool and ping pong tables on a random government flat. This was the beginning of the "Kœtetekian Sports Journey". Later, national and seasonal ping-pong and pool leagues were introduced. 2 months later, with the "better than nothing" policy, all of these leagues were founded, too: (Most of the leagues are being cancelled every season.)
+* Tic Tac Toe
+* Rock Paper Scissors
+* Bird Water Rock (Malaysian Rock Paper Scissors)
+* Best Score in Written Exam-like Papers with Random Topics
+* Math and Science Olympiad
+* Kœtetekian, English, and sometimes Vietnamese Dictation
+* Building Competition in [https://classic.minecraft.net This Official Version of Minecraft]
+* Speedrunning Indie Games
+* Chess, AntiChess, 4-Player Chess and Most Wins Against Stockfish-8
+* Checkers
+* Backgammon
+* Cockfighting but with Literal Vegetables
+After the works of the The Definitely Registered Party to Bring Approximately 4 Football and 2 Basketball Pitches to the Homeland party, SMA introduced football and basketball leagues. Every year, Kœtetekian kids who want to learn football go to summer camps in Vietnam by unefers. Every 1st monday of September, all teams go to a free football pitch in Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh for the football league. All teams compete against each other until only 1 had never lost. The teams are these:
+* Djatsacoro Football Club
+* Central Tacalařmos Football Association
+* Greater Taceliři Soccer Club
+* Neövo Papua and Tarubay Football Commonwealth
+* Military Soccer Club (Kids of Kœtetekian military and Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone officials)
+* Free Club (anyone can join if they can't to other clubs)
+* Volunteer Vietnamese Soccer Teams
+Also, the same is happening for basketball.
 ==== Transportation ====
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 In Kœtetekia, public transportation is not common. Even cars are uncommon with only ~10 civil tuktuks and 4 bicycles existing in the whole country. The only public transportation is marcomuts, which are small ferries. There are 4 of them:
-* Lunafer: Operates every monday of each month, international ferry.
+* Lunafer: Operates first monday of each month, international ferry.
 Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển -> P. Vũng Tàu -> Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh
 * Unefer: Operates every monday except Lunafer days, international ferry.