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| == Lore ==
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| === Ancient History ===
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| Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some [[w:Zionist|Zionist]] [[w:Radical_Politics|radical]] [[w:Fundamentalists|fundamentalists]] created a [[w:Cult|cult]] that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for [[w:Judaism|Judaism]] and [[w:Paganism's|Paganism's]] [[w:Disinformation|disinformation]]. The cult gained popularity and support by [[w:roman|Roman]] officials in [[w:Levant|Levant]], and is one of the reasons of [[w:Jesus's_execution|Jesus's execution]] by the [[w:Roman_Empire|Roman Empire]]. Later, [[w:Christianity|Christianity]] grew and the cult's main founder [[w:Conversion_to_Christianity|converted]] to it. This caused the [[w:Dissolution_(politics)|dissolution]] of the cult. After the [[w:Pagan|Pagan]] structure of Rome was threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan [[w:Extremism|extremist]] Romans, and did [[w:Terrorism|terrorist]] operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great [[w:Conversion_of_Constantine|converted to Christianity]]. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the [[w:Turks|Turks]] [[w:Migration|migrated]] to [[w:Anatolia|Anatolia]] and found an [[w:Alliance|alliance]] with the nation Kutetania. After the [[w:1st_Beylik_Era|1st Beylik Era]], the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the [[w:Conservatism|conservative]] [[w:Population|population]] didn't let the [[w:Vocabulary|vocabulary]] change, so the language has a lot of [[w:Romance_languages|Latin]] features even if the country's located in [[w:Indochina|Indochina]].
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| === Migration to Indochina ===
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| By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the [[w:tibet|entire mountain range]]. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the [[w:climate_of_vietnam|Vietnamese jungle]] and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan [[w:Pillage|pillages]] and [[w:Raid_(Military)|raids]]. There were no place eastward except [[w:America|America]] which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be [[w:Indigenous_peoples|indigenous]] and acting as a native tribe to cover the [[w:Illegal_immigration|illegal immigration]]. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.
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| === Modern History ===
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| ==== [[w:Vietnamese_War|Vietnamese War]] ====
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| During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the [[w:United_States_of_America|United States of America]] and its [[w:Puppet_state|puppet state]] [[w:South_Vietnam|South Vietnam]] in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of [[w:Sovereignty|sovereignty]] if the USA can have [[w:Military_base|military bases]] on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an [[w:election|election]] once every 5 year, including one for the new [[w:Prime_minister|prime minister]] and prime delegate stands. Also, the [[w:Legislative_branch|fabricative]] and the [[w:Judicial_branch|judicial]] branches were introduced. Nokeriva was elected as the first prime minister with the first president being Reat Usariliff.
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| ==== Civil War ====
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| The first civil war of the country wasn't the one in 2022, bur an older one between the 2 republics in 1961. In that war, Lemetians wanted all of the island to themselves. Dzatsacoro was briefly sieged in the spring of 1962, with a failed coup later. After those events, Sagaret and Meciβay were given to Lemetians. After the ban of inhabiting, this sparked the civil war in 2022.
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| ==== Kugerwaβen Incident ====
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| In the early 1960's, the [[w:Belgian_people|Belgian]] biologist Heinrich Kugerwaβen working at [[w:ECOSOC|UN's]] South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local [[w:Tree|tree]] with a [[w:Genetic_mutation|genetic mutation]] that produces [[w:Cherries|cherries]] and [[w:Apple|apples]] at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, UN's [[w:Delegate_model_of_representation|delegates]] had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area in a resolution, with citizens being [[w:Deportation|deported]] to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwaβen was inspecting the trees, heavy [[w:Rainfall|rainfall]] and [[w:Fog|fog]] made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island [[w:Archipelago|archipelago]] in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwaβen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.
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| ==== Kopeleccian War ====
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| In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Taruβak. (which was renamed to Tarubay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].
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| ==== Kozelekland ====
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| In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of [[w:Hippies|hippies]] wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered [[w:De_facto|de facto]]. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior [[w:Means_of_production|means of production]], exploitation of the [[w:Proletariat|proletariat]] and small trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a [[w:Refugee_camp|refugee camp]] in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.
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| ==== Molossian War ====
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| Kœtetekia is considered a [[w:Microstate|microstate]] by all means. So when the [[w:Micronation|micronation]] [[w:Republic_of_Molossia|Republic of Molossia]] declared war on [[w:East_Germany|East Germany]], Kœtetekia was obviously supporting Molossia since at that time, Kœtetekia and USA were allies due to the American military bases on Kuala Nort. In 2025 when Kœtetekia switched to [[w:Communism|Communism]], the nation started defending [[w:Ernst_Thälmann_Island|East Germany]] after a [[w:Referandum|referandum]]. There's 0 casualties on the war that's [[w:Symbolic|symbolic]] to all sides.
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| ==== Civil War & Communism ====
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| In late 2022, a [[w:bomb|bomb]] hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian [[w:Supremacism|supremacist]] group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the [[w:Mayor|mayor]] of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a [[w:Baker's_dozen|baker's dozen]] of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and [[w:Asassination|asassinated]] Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to [[w:Retaliation|retaliate]], but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already [[w:Sieged|sieged]] the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the [[w:War_with_Terror|War with Terror]]. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and [[w:Social_democracy|social democrat]] Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations and changed the name back to Kœtetekia.
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| === Cities ===
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| ==== Djatsacoro ====
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| Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaβoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faβorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaβoriTaralas deriving from Faβorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, tuktuk industry shops (like tuktukwashing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a tuktuk and bicycle park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaβoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and a couple American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings. The city is split into 2: the "village" and the "urbanized". The village consists of small houses but the urbanized area has big flat blocks with infrastructure.
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| ==== Tacalařmos ====
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| Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloβobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center. Just like Djatsacoro, the city has a village and an urbanized area. But Tacalařmos's urbanized area is so big that there's an entire "urbanized suburb" which connects Tacalařmos to Djatsacoro. They are the only 2 villages with urbanized areas. Other villages are - villages.
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| ==== Republic of Neövo Papua ====
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| Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. Actually, the pond is just a bay but the locals still call it a pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there. Neövo Papua is a republic inside Kœtetekia, which means it's something like [[w:Sakha|Sakha]].
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| ==== Tarubay ====
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| Tarubay is a village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.
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| ==== Meciβay Military Area ====
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| Meciβay is the sister city of Tarubay, having a vibrant community while being close to Tarubay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Meciβayans were deported to Tarubay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.
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| ==== Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone ====
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| Kuala Nort is the westernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccian War for more information.
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| ==== Sagaret UN Preservation Zone ====
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| Sagaret is the southernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kugerwaβen incident for more information.
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| ==== Neövo Sagaret ====
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| After inhabiting in Sagaret was banned, some Sagaretians found a new city with similar features.
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| ==== Koezelecvill ====
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| Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kozelekland for more information.
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| ==== Small Islands ====
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| ===== Nokeriva =====
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| Nokeriva is the westernmost island of Kœtetekia, with 3 inhabitants who operate a boat supply shop, bait shop and a boat repair shop. The island was named after Tifi Nokeriva.
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| ===== Heinrich & Usariliff =====
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| These 2 islands make up the Kugerwaβen archipelago, named after Heinrich Kugerwaβen and Reat Usariliff. They're called Hòn Tuong in Vietnamese. Usariliff is declared a protected zone by the government.
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| ===== Union Island =====
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| Union Island is the northern tip of the country, being a protected zone by the government. It is named after the union of Kœtetekians, Lemetians, Americans and the Vietnamese.
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| Koppeh Island is a national park belonging to the Kozelekland.
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| === Government ===
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| ==== Fabricative (Legislative) Branch ====
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| * National Parliament: 50 members are chosen by public. Laws are made by delegates in unmoderated caucuses after talking about topics in moderated caucuses. If laws are accepted, they're taken to the president for final approval.
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| * Directive Parliament: 25 members are chosen by the directive branch members. Has the same procedure as the National Parliament.
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| * People's Parliament: 15 members are chosen by public. Any university graduate can submit laws which are voted and taken to the Directive Parliament if accepted.
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| ==== Directive (Executive) Branch ====
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| * President: Chosen by public every 5 year, assigns ministry personnel except ministers which are also chosen by public every year.
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| * Prime Minister: Chosen by public every 5 year, directs ministries.
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| * Prime Delegate: Chosen by the Sub-Minister of External Affairs, represents the nation in important international meetings.
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| ==== Judicial Branch ====
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| * Fabricative Court: Personnel are chosen by the National and People's Parliament.
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| * Directive Court: Personnel are chosen by the Directive Branch Members.
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| * People's Court: Personnel are chosen by public.
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| * Independent Courts: Compilation of the 5 courts for each village in Kœtetekia legal to live in where personnel are chosen by locals.
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| * Supreme Court: Court where personnel are chosen by the president and the cases are fatal or violate the constitution.
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| ==== Ministries (Directive) ====
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| Ministers are chosen by public, commanders are chosen by their corresponding minister, sub-ministers are chosen by their corresponding minister and sub-commanders are chosen by their corresponding commander.
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| * Ministry of Politics
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Economy
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Development
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Ideology
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Internal Affairs
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| ** Sub-Ministry of External Affairs
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Speech and Election
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Trade
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Taxation
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| * Ministry of Health
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| * Ministry of Defence
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| ** Commanderate of Police Forces
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| ** Commanderate of Military Forces
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| *** Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces
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| *** Sub-Commanderate of Naval Forces
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| *** Sub-Commanderate of Militant Aviation
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Ambulance
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Fire Affairs
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| ** Commanderate of Peacekeeping
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Intelligence
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| * Ministry of Education
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Textal Lessons
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Numeral Lessons
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Sports
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Art and Music
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| * Ministry of Public Affairs
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Language
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Religion
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Athletism
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Work and Energy
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Culture
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Equity
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| ** Sub-Ministry of History and Literature
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Social Services
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Cyber Affairs
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| * Ministry of Biology
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Agriculture
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Animal Cultivation
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Nature
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Villages
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Climate Change
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| * Ministry of Transportation
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Public Transport
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Private Transport
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Infrastructure
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Roads and Navigation
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| * Ministry of Justice
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| * Ministry of Food
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Animal Food
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Plant Food
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Fungal and Microorganism Food
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Beverages and Water
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| * Ministry of Industry
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| * Ministry of Rights
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Human Rights
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Children's Rights
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Racist and Sexist Affairs
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Homosexual and Transgender Affairs
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Animal Rights
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| ** Sub-Ministry of Plant, Fungi and Microorganism Rights
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| ==== Parties ====
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| These are all of the Kœtetekian parties with their founding in order: (If a 2 parties are nested to each other, that means the one with higher indentation was derived from the one with smaller indentation.)
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| * Kœtetekian Party
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| ** Leftist Party
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| *** Socialist Party
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| **** Mao and Minh Party
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| **** Communist Workers' Party
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| ***** Workers' Party
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| *** Democrat Party
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| **** Liberal Party
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| ***** Feminist Party
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| ***** Environmentalist Party
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| ** Rightist Party
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| *** Nationalist Democrat Party
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| **** Social Democrat Party
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| **** Lemetian Republic Party
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| ***** Republican Party
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| *** Kutetum Party
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| **** Bethlehemic Origin Party
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| **** Jewish Party
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| *** Conservative Fundamental Party
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| ** Union Party
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| *** Kœtetek Great Party
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| **** National Socialist Party
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| **** Bad Party
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| *** Holy Brown Party
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| **** Fascist Party
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| **** Capitalist Party
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| *** Throne Sharers' Party
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| **** Solidarity Party
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| ***** Neutral Peace Party
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| ****** Kozelek Party
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| **** Nokerivist Activism Party
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| ***** Homeland Party
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| ***** Independent
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| ***** The Definitely Registered Party to Bring Approximately 4 Football and 2 Basketball Pitches to the Homeland
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| === Other Stuff ===
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| ==== Religion ====
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| Almost 70% of the population is atheist, agnostic, theist or a doubtful believer, with a single egotheist existing who was jailed 34 times in a single year for committing "godly miracles". One day, the Sub-Minister of Religion decided to open a Sunni mosque, Roman Catholic church, orthodox church, synagogue and a hybrid temple for all Far East religions in the "Tacalaburb"; which is the southwestern sub-region in Tacalařmos full of flat blocks bordering northeast Dzatsacoro. The orthodox church was weirdly made a Turkish Orthodox church since the Sub-Minister of Religion at that time who got into office by corruption with ~70 IQ had decided that Turkish Orthodox would be more "suitable" since the patriarch lives in Turkey. The Turkish Orthodox church was never used since its opening so was converted to the Sub-Ministry of Religion with fresques and motifs showing SMR officials working with official clothing. The imam of the Sunni mosque started throwing trash at the Roman Catholic church which raised tension, but the imam quitted to become an imam in Malaysia a couple months later. Later, the new imam befriended the Roman Catholic priest. The 2 talked about religion history, theology and ironically the crusades, Islamic expansion and Christian reconquests at cafés on their breaks. Later, they were accused of infidelity by a sikh in the hybrid temple, but still continue working.
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| ==== Sports ====
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| Since the nation is split to fully urban infrastructure, buffer/military zones and preserved forests; there is no place to build any sports courts or pitches. Once, 3 teens founded the party "The Definitely Registered Party to Bring Approximately 4 Football and 2 Basketball Pitches to the Homeland", which had done absolutely nothing and had a lot of controversy. Later, the Sub-Ministry of Social Services and Athletism built some pool and ping pong tables on a random government flat. This was the beginning of the "Kœtetekian Sports Journey". Later, national and seasonal ping-pong and pool leagues were introduced. 2 months later, with the "better than nothing" policy, all of these leagues were founded, too: (Most of the leagues are being cancelled every season.)
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| * Tic Tac Toe
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| * Rock Paper Scissors
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| * Bird Water Rock (Malaysian Rock Paper Scissors)
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| * Best Score in Written Exam-like Papers with Random Topics
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| * Math and Science Olympiad
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| * Kœtetekian, English, and sometimes Vietnamese Dictation
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| * Building Competition in [https://classic.minecraft.net This Official Version of Minecraft]
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| * Speedrunning Indie Games
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| * Chess, AntiChess, 4-Player Chess and Most Wins Against Stockfish-8
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| * Checkers
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| * Cockfighting but with Literal Vegetables
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| After the works of the The Definitely Registered Party to Bring Approximately 4 Football and 2 Basketball Pitches to the Homeland party, SMA introduced football and basketball leagues. Every year, Kœtetekian kids who want to learn football go to summer camps in Vietnam by unefers. Every 1st monday of September, all teams go to a free football pitch in Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh for the football league. All teams compete against each other until only 1 had never lost. The teams are these:
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| * Djatsacoro Football Club
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| * Central Tacalařmos Football Association
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| * Greater Taceliři Soccer Club
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| * Neövo Papua and Tarubay Football Commonwealth
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| * Military Soccer Club (Kids of Kœtetekian military and Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone officials)
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| * Free Club (anyone can join if they can't to other clubs)
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| * Volunteer Vietnamese Soccer Teams
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| ==== Transportation ====
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| In Kœtetekia, public transportation is not common. Even cars are uncommon with only ~10 civil tuktuks and 4 bicycles existing in the whole country. The only public transportation is marcomuts, which are small ferries. There are 4 of them:
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| * Lunafer: Operates first monday of each month, international ferry.
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| Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển -> P. Vũng Tàu -> Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh
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| * Unefer: Operates every monday except Lunafer days, international ferry.
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| Route: Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos -> Khai Long -> X. Phan Ngọc Hiển
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| * Qadrfer: Operates every weekday except Lunafer and Unefer days, intercity ferry.
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| Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro -> Port of Tacalařmos
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| * Doinfer: Operates every weekend, international ferry.
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| Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro-> Port of Tacalařmos -> Koezelecvill -> Neövo Sagaret -> Kozelekland -> Neövo Papua
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| ==== Radio & Television ====
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| The amount of televisions in Kœtetekia is a mere 9, but the Kœtetekian television has 7 channels since the televisions are mostly in social facilities, restaurants or streets where you put coins to watch a specific amount:
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| * Main Channel: The government channel that talks about everything from sports to art, news to reforms, etc.
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| * Talk Channel: Main Channel but a random recruited "average citizen" with a sense of humour talks about everything; sometimes having local celebrities as guests.
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| * Djatsacoro Channel: Shows camera footage of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Djatsacoro.
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| * Tacalařmos Channel: Shows camera footage of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Tacalařmos.
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| * Government Channel: Talks about ministries' reforms, elections, sub-ministry assignments, diplomacy, new laws and executive orders, etc.
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| * Screensaver Channel: Shows screensavers, if you're very bored.
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| * Vietnam Channel: Shows select footage from Vietnamese channels.
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| Actual Talk Channel footage from the World Cup 2022: "I can't believe it, our non-existent national football team finally didn't make it to World Cup! We are definitely not going to be champions this year, everyone is so excited to see the moment where our players don't score goals against Brazil!"
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| Also, the radio has these channels:
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| * Government FM: Every day, the government gazette is read aloud by text-to-speech bots. After that, muzak and public domain classical music is played.
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| * Talk FM: Talk Channel's radio version.
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| * Private FM: Anyone can reserve a specific time for money and let their sounds play on this radio at that time.
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| * Djatsacoro FM: Sounds of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Djatsacoro.
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| * Tacalařmos FM: Sounds of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Tacalařmos.
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| * Government AM: Government FM but AM.
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