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I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!
I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!
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Lowjayoney we, yonnerbuh ey oh guss pingueup ey maybe ation. An woop no ludge nun urneybuh shucks oh foyup ey knuge bouba keeky no ludge. Guss pingueup ey nah yeah run. Won a guss guive ey oh a murican real oh reelbuh.
Low jayo ney we, yonnerbuh ey oh guss pingueup ey maybe ation. An woop no ludge nun urneybuh shucks oh foyup ey knuge bouba keeky no ludge. Guss pingueup ey nah yeah run. Won a guss guive ey oh a murican real oh reelbuh.


According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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