Kœtetekian: Difference between revisions

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|ancestor4 = Lemekian

|fam1=[[w:Romance languages|Latin]]|majority=Kœtetekia (official language)}}

It is decided that this article is a country article rather than a language, so it'll be moved.

Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesβaβa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

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* Doinfer: Operates every weekend, international ferry.

Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro-> Port of Tacalařmos -> Koezelecvill -> Neövo Sagaret -> Kozelekland -> Neövo Papua

==== Radio & Television ====

The amount of televisions in Kœtetekia is a mere 9, but the Kœtetekian television has 7 channels since the televisions are mostly in social facilities, restaurants or streets where you put coins to watch a specific amount:

* Main Channel: The government channel that talks about everything from sports to art, news to reforms, etc.

* Talk Channel: Main Channel but a random recruited "average citizen" with a sense of humour talks about everything; sometimes having local celebrities as guests.

* Djatsacoro Channel: Shows camera footage of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Djatsacoro.

* Tacalařmos Channel: Shows camera footage of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Tacalařmos.

* Government Channel: Talks about ministries' reforms, elections, sub-ministry assignments, diplomacy, new laws and executive orders, etc.

* Screensaver Channel: Shows screensavers, if you're very bored.

* Vietnam Channel: Shows select footage from Vietnamese channels.

Actual Talk Channel footage from the World Cup 2022: "I can't believe it, our non-existent national football team finally didn't make it to World Cup! We are definitely not going to be champions this year, everyone is so excited to see the moment where our players don't score goals against Brazil!"

Also, the radio has these channels:

* Government FM: Every day, the government gazette is read aloud by text-to-speech bots. After that, muzak and public domain classical music is played.

* Talk FM: Talk Channel's radio version.

* Private FM: Anyone can reserve a specific time for money and let their sounds play on this radio at that time.

* Djatsacoro FM: Sounds of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Djatsacoro.

* Tacalařmos FM: Sounds of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Tacalařmos.

* Government AM: Government FM but AM.

[[Category:Languages]]

[[Category:Conlangs]]

[[Category:Romance]]

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 |ancestor4         = Lemekian
 |fam1=[[w:Romance languages|Latin]]|majority=Kœtetekia (official language)}}
+It is decided that this article is a country article rather than a language, so it'll be moved.
 Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesβaβa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.
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 * Doinfer: Operates every weekend, international ferry.
 Route: Port of Tarubay -> Port of Djatsacoro-> Port of Tacalařmos -> Koezelecvill -> Neövo Sagaret -> Kozelekland -> Neövo Papua
+==== Radio & Television ====
+The amount of televisions in Kœtetekia is a mere 9, but the Kœtetekian television has 7 channels since the televisions are mostly in social facilities, restaurants or streets where you put coins to watch a specific amount:
+* Main Channel: The government channel that talks about everything from sports to art, news to reforms, etc.
+* Talk Channel: Main Channel but a random recruited "average citizen" with a sense of humour talks about everything; sometimes having local celebrities as guests.
+* Djatsacoro Channel: Shows camera footage of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Djatsacoro.
+* Tacalařmos Channel: Shows camera footage of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Tacalařmos.
+* Government Channel: Talks about ministries' reforms, elections, sub-ministry assignments, diplomacy, new laws and executive orders, etc.
+* Screensaver Channel: Shows screensavers, if you're very bored.
+* Vietnam Channel: Shows select footage from Vietnamese channels.
+Actual Talk Channel footage from the World Cup 2022: "I can't believe it, our non-existent national football team finally didn't make it to World Cup! We are definitely not going to be champions this year, everyone is so excited to see the moment where our players don't score goals against Brazil!"
+Also, the radio has these channels:
+* Government FM: Every day, the government gazette is read aloud by text-to-speech bots. After that, muzak and public domain classical music is played.
+* Talk FM: Talk Channel's radio version.
+* Private FM: Anyone can reserve a specific time for money and let their sounds play on this radio at that time.
+* Djatsacoro FM: Sounds of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Djatsacoro.
+* Tacalařmos FM: Sounds of the street with most pedestrian traffic in Tacalařmos.
+* Government AM: Government FM but AM.
 [[Category:Languages]]
 [[Category:Conlangs]]
 [[Category:Romance]]