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Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl. | Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl. | ||
(Leave before I make you.) | (Leave before I make you.) | ||
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej! | |||
2: Xen taitu hé? | |||
1: Xaucxaucuóc. | |||
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je. | |||
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co. | |||
2: Xen pfi xen có hej? | |||
1: Xen xen. | |||
1: My kid's turning two! | |||
2: What's their name? | |||
1: {common pet name} | |||
2: That's a weird name for a kid. | |||
1: Oh it's a {common pet} not a human child. | |||
2: So it's not your child? | |||
1: Wrong. | |||
=Original dad jokes= | =Original dad jokes= |
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