Appendix:Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day

A compilation of the Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day activity on r/conlangs.

1. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; In an isolated system, entropy can only increase.

2. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out.

3. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Life is pointless... unless you die a ninja.

4a. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; These leviathan like creatures glimmer in the rays of the blast as they swarm and beat at the wreckage.

4b. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Outside the window is misty and dull.

5. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; The fire is successfully keeping the house warm.

6. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Attention! Why are there ducks in my sandwich?

7. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

8. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; If this ain't love why does it feel so good?

9. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Keyboards and mice are a computer's delight.

10. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Makayla, why don't you sit down for a minute?

11. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Oh God, I've started smelling colours.

12. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Son, as long as you're... never mind.

13. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Sorry this post is late - I lost track of time.

14. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.

15. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; It's dangerous to go alone - take this boomerang.

16. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; The writer scribbled in anger - another work ruined.

17. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Be careful! These children bite.

18. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I was about to do that.

19. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Only brush the teeth you want to keep!

20. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; The Manx sound like people from Liverpool.

21. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; He was calculating taxes so hard he broke a sweat.

22. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I thought you meant I was going to eat.

23. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I just used 5 minutes of your day. Day 23.

24. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Even if your name is [Obama], I don't think you are the [president]...

25. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; The Great Wall of China started construction in 7th century BC.

26a. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; You're a wizard, Harry.

26b. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; A drink, please. Shaken, not stirred.

27. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Hello! Oka-- new teeth. That's weird. So where was I? Oh, that's right — Barcelona!

28. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

29. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

30. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!

31. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; To infinity, and beyond!

32. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Join meeee on the Dark Side of the Force - we've got jackets. To infinity, and beyond!

33. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the Ages of this world alone.

34. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I used to be a conlanger like you... but then I took an arrow to the knee.

35. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; That's no moon - it's a space station!

36. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I'm so sorry - I couldn't help overhearing. I have a question... you gonna eat that?

37. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I have phobias of phobias, chickens and fellow conlangers.

38. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Biometric scanners which use a person's iris are more accurate and secure than using a person's fingerprint.

39. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; My main conlang, [whatever], I have been working on for [however long]!

40. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; The sky's blue, just as the cats' bowls.

41. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; People, for 30 days, could claim sancturary by going behind a Church's Communion Rail.

42. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.

43. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; It was a busy day when the farmer saw that his house was displaced in time and space.

44. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; The Eodus Project is a global effort towards creating a new country.

45. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; The Panda. Eats, shoots and leaves. The Panda. Eats shoots and leaves.

46. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; My favourite country is the world is [X], where they speak [Y].

47. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it, Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick - erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it, Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, View it, code it, jam - unlock it, Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, Cross it, crack it, switch - update it, Name it, rate it, tune it, print it, Scan it, send it, fax - rename it, Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, Turn it, leave it, start - format it. Technologic.

48. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I believe in you, child. You're special. However, if you continue flicking your food at others, I will slap you.

49. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Steven, Micheal, John, Sarah, Joe, Maria, Patrick and Cameron all knew him.

50. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; You need to meditate to find your inner-self. But.... drugs. D-Drugs also help.

51. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Waj is the first and last major conlang phunanon (/funanɒn/) has ever made.

52. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; The people over there are taking a picture of their food.

53. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

54. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Oh mai lawd, me sho showwie I waz late dewwin this post.

55. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Only the wind knows where it blows. Only the moon may think where it shines.

56. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Sometimes I can do randomness. Fine, make me your villain.

57. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; This is unreal; I'm so damn bored. How can I be bored? I'm not a boring person!

58. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; When you fall asleep, you shall either have good dreams, bad dreams, or no dreams at all.

59a. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Now, over time, a lot of you have been writing in about certain things that other people have said that certain things are not about the certainty of those things that should be certain amongst those people who are so certain about the certainty of uncertainty itself, and that's fine...

59b. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I think you'll find I like my daily challenges small and punchy.

60. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I nominate you for The Worst Dressed Sentinel Being in the Universe competition.

61. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Every single person needs the words "poop," "defecate" in their conlang. You're welcome.

62. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Queenie quietly quipped, "Quoits quiver quickly. Quizmasters query questions; Quilters quelled quilting quickly."

63. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Oh my, I just threw up in its lung.

64. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Stand tall for the beast of America. Lay down like a naked dead body.

65. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Autumn (which is not Winter) is when the leaves of Summer fall off the trees which budded in Spring.

66. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; He was as brown as a house they bought themselves.

67. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Hans Zimmer is one of the greatest composers of the 21st Century.

68. (I couldn't find Day 68 but if someone else can feel free to add it here)

69. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; He put his hands in the air before handing in the air.

70. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; And how can man die better Than facing fearful odds, For the ashes of his fathers, And the temples of his Gods.

71. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Oh, aye, no, officer, I'm not drunk; I'm just a little drunk's all.

72. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; A liger...it's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed - bred for its skills in magic.

73. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; And if I hurt you, I'd make wine from your tears

74. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; My parcel arrived today after 2 tries and a year's worth of travelling!

75. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I have lots of hair. I lost a few hairs. I wonder who will make what plural.

76. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Tell me why your username is what it is!

77. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; If you have not tried paintballing, try it. But only once... Beginners' Luck only lasts that long...

78. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; May the force be with you, Luke; I am your farther.

79. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Some men just wanna watch the world burn.

80. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; You're gonna need a bigger boat.

81. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; For some reason, even when I start shouting at the waiters, they still don't understand my English.

82. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; They ate me with a side order of tea-soaked crumpets.

83. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I think this is the longest running thing I have ever done.

84a. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Peter Piper picked a piece of pickled pepper.

84b. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it; gotta go sometime.

85. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Ha! She just did a Dan.

86. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; I can't stand maths. I cannot stand it; I hate it.

87. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Brace yourselves - a storm is coming. As in, like, I'm in the UK, and it's becoming uncomfortably cold.

88. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Churn the milk to make cheese. Eat the cheese on bread.

89. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; And then God said, "let there be unicorns," and twas so.

90. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; The sneaky wolf ate the cute li'l bunny.

91. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; You don't know what hydroponics is? Looks like you've gotta make a Google...

92. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; We do not tolerate racists on this sub.

93. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; The spa's phone number had 3 5s in it.

94. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Why are you concerned what one plus one is? You're making me so suspicious...

95. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; How can the blind guy tell the deaf guy that he saw a crippled guy kick a bald guy combing his hair?

96. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; Back in my day, we only had 4,000 subscribers. Crazy kids with their conlangs.

97. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; This bus is not in service. So... stop trying to board.

98. Template:Interlinear: no lines supplied.; How was you guy's day?

(rest coming later)