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Kœtetekian


Kœtetekian
Heßřala be Cœteton
Very hard-worked one-in-million glorious Flag of Kœtetekia, which deifinitely wasn't drawn in 5 minutes using a free drawing software
Pronunciation[kœteton]
Created byLavaSalt402
Date~2018
SettingAlternative history of Vietnam
Native toDjatsacoro, Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone, Kutetum Archæological Protected Area, Mecißay Military Area, Neövo Papua, Sagaret Un Restricted Area, Tacalařmos, Tarußay
EthnicityRomans
Native speakers190 (2025)
Latin
  • Levantine
    • Djatsacoran
      • Kœtetekian
Early forms
Latin
  • Kutetanian
    • Koetetekian
      • Lemekian
Standard form
Standard Djatsacoran Kœtetek
Official status
Recognised minority
language in
Kœtetekia (official lanuage)

Kozelekland Vietnam

New Kœtetekia (unrecognized minority language)
Regulated byMinistry of Public Affairs, Sub-Ministry of Language
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Kœtetekian is a language I made back in 2018, then modified and uploaded in 2026. Its main gimmick is having too less words so very normal words are very long combinations. See "cousin" or "Loch Ness Monster" for example. Only me and my patescatesßaßa can speak it; and only I can speak it fluently.

Alphabet

Main Letters (Translation to IPA)

  1. Aa = a
  2. Bß = b
  3. Db = d
  4. Ee = e
  5. Ff = f
  6. Gg = g
  7. Hh = h
  8. Xx = ks
  9. İi = i
  10. Jj = ʒ
  11. Cc = k
  12. Ll = ɫ
  13. Λn = n
  14. Oo = o
  15. Qq = kj
  16. Πp = p
  17. Pr = ɾ
  18. Ss = s
  19. Tt = t
  20. Uu = u
  21. Vv = v
  22. Yy = j
  23. Zz = z

Accents (Translation to IPA)

  1. A: Ää = ɶ
  2. A: Ææ = æ
  3. E: Éé = x
  4. X: Ẋẋ = sk
  5. İ: Iı = ɯ
  6. Λ: Mm = m
  7. C: Čč = d͡ʒ
  8. Č: Ç̌ç̌ = t͡ʃ
  9. O: Öö = œ
  10. O: Œœ = œ
  11. P: P̌ř = r
  12. S: Šš = ʃ
  13. U: Üü = y
  14. U: Ww = w
  15. Z: Źź = tz

Letter Mixtures

Vowels (Kœtetekian correspondence)

  1. aa = between o and a
  2. ae (æ) = between a and ä
  3. äa = between a and ä
  4. äe = between ä and æ
  5. æa = between ä and æ
  6. æe = between æ and e
  7. ea = between æ and e
  8. ee = between e and i
  9. ia = between i and ı
  10. ie = higher pitched i
  11. ıa = between o and ı
  12. ıe = between ı and i
  13. oa = lower pitched o
  14. oe (œ) = between o and ö
  15. öa = between o and ö
  16. öe = between ö and i
  17. œa = between o and œ
  18. œe = between œ and i
  19. ua = between o and u
  20. ue = between u and ü
  21. üa = between u and ü
  22. üe = between ü and i

*ae and oe is written as æ and œ.

Consonats (English correspondence)

  1. ch (č) = "j" in "jackson"
  2. chh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
  3. chhh = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
  4. čh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"
  5. čhh = ""t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
  6. ç̌h = "t͡ʃʼ" (IPA correspondence)
  7. dj = "j" in "jack"
  8. dz = "j" in "jill"
  9. fh = cat hissing
  10. gh = ğ in "bağlama" (Turkish correspondence)
  11. kh = "kh" in "khufu"
  12. sh (š) = "sh" in "sheep"
  13. th = "th" in "the"
  14. ts = "ts" in "mitsotakis"
  15. vh = whistling
  16. wh = loud whistling

*You can write č, ç̌ and š as ch, čh and sh.

The Dash (-)

The dash is used to separate a letter mix.

"oe" = reads like Kœtetekian "ö"

"o-e" = reads like plain oe

Numbers

Digits

Explanation

n = Normal / As Prefix / Mathematical / Legacy (Optional)

Digit List

0 = Cero / Zer / Noß

1 = Une / Une / Sigg

2 = Dön / Biy / Doin / Doné

3 = Tritt / Triy / Trin

4 = Qintt / Qadr / Qirin / Quintt

5 = Qit / Pent / Qinin

6 = Cix / Heks / Hekin

7 = Cise / Sepet / Setin / Onto

8 = Octo / Octen / Otin

9 = Nove / Noßre / Notin / Nyen

Usage

Normal

"Mo termelo une ronßoloto." -> I have one apple.

As Prefix

"To termeles biy-muss." -> You have two muscles (biceps).

Mathematical (Optional)

"Sigg et sigg leme doin." -> One and (plus) one is (equals) two.

Legacy

Used when writing ordinal numbers or numbers between 11-19.

For example;

1st, 2nd, 3rd != Unevo, Dönvo, Trittvo;

1st, 2nd, 3rd = Unevo, Donévo, Trittvo;

or;

11, 12, 13 != unter, dönter, trittter;

11, 12, 13 = unter, donéter, trittter;

Bigger Numbers

10 = Toc

11 = Unter

12 = Donter (Officially donéter)

13 = Tritter (Officially trittter)

14 = Quintter (Officially quinttter)

15 = Qiter (Officially qitter)

16 = Toc-Cix

17 = Toc-Onto

18 = Toc-Octo

19 = Toc-Nyen

20 = Dön-Toc

21 = Une Dön-Toc

22 = Dön Dön-Toc

23 = Tritt Dön-Toc

30 = Tritt-Toc

31 = Une Tritt-Toc

100 = Hunt

200 = Dön-Hunt

1000 = Thount

2119 = Toc-Nyen Hunt Dön-Thount

10^6 = Millint

10^9 = Mallint

10^12 = Trillint

10^15 = Qetrillint

10^18 = Qentillint

10^21 = Septillint

10^24 = Sexillint

10^27 = Octillint

10^30 = Nonillint

10^33 = Desillint

Parenthesis

The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs parentheses to operate properly. For example,

Une (Dön Toc) Thount = One (Twenty) Thousand = 20,001

Une Dön Toc Thount = Twenty One Thousand = 21,000

( = Unen Parateset

) = Ceren Parateset

Decimal Numbers

Normal Decimal Numbers

0.54 = Cero Putt Quintt Qit-Toc

Special Decimal Numbers

0.5 = Cero et Qitete

0.25 = Cero et Qinete

0.75 = Cero et Terete

Fractions

½ = Une carxaber dön

Computation

Numerical Operators

1 + 1 = Une et une

1 - 1 = Une carxa-et une

1 * 1 = Une ber une

1 / 1 = Une carxaber une

1 ** 1 = Une berber une

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoßmobulo (division but no modulus) une

1 % 1 = Une mobulo une

1 + 1 = 2 = Une et une leme dön

Binary Logical Operators

&& = et

|| = ot

^ = exec ot

! = noß

Ordinal Numbers

nth = nvo

1st = unevo

2nd = donévo

3rd = trittvo

4th = quinttvo

7th = ontovo

9th = nienvo

First = primervo

Last = lasinvo

Grammar

Addressing

Married Single Kid
Male Illo Ille Ilito
Female Ella Elle Elita
Non-Binary Alle Alli Aliti

Autograph = Trecca

Name = Yama primervo

Surname = Süryama / Yama lasinvo

Articles

Definite Articles

Single Plural
Male Il Lis
Female El Les
Non-Binary Al Las

Indefinite Articles

  1. a = un
  2. an = un
  3. some = unyes

Plural

If a word ends with a vowel, it gets an "s" to make it plural.

But if it ends with a consonant, it gets a "yes".

ronßoloto = apple

ronßolotos = apples

ßayßay = god be with you (goodbye)

ßayßayyes = goodbyes

Adjectives

Qualification

Permament

maßa = woman

megaturé maßa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

Temporary

maba = girl

maba ßien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

Possession

Singular

1st Person: mi, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gi, ti (respect)

3rd Person: ilin (masculine), elin (feminine), alin (androgynous), si (non-binary)

Plural

1st Person: mani, ni (respect)

2nd Person: gani, vi (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesin (masculine), elyesin (feminine), alyesin (androgynous), sani (non-binary)

Indication
  1. ßir = this
  2. ßaź = that
  3. ßires = these
  4. ßaźes = those

Pronouns

Personal

Singular

1st Person: mo (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: go (ordinary), to (respect)

3rd Person: il (masculine), el (feminine), al (androgynous), so (non-binary)

Plural

1st Person: man (ordinary), no (respect)

2nd Person: gan (ordinary), vo (respect)

3rd Person: ilyes (masculine), elyes (feminine), alyes (androgynous), san (non-binary)

Variations (for mo)
  1. Normal: I = mo
  2. Plain: me = mu
  3. Specifıcation: [verb] me = [verb] mu
  4. Orientation: to me = a mu
  5. Presence: in me: ßer mu
  6. Presence: with me: trot mu
  7. Separation: from me: frim mu
  8. Possession: min

Posession

Singular

1st Person: min (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: gin (ordinary), tin (respect)

3rd Person: ilinin (masculine), elinin (feminine), alinin (androgynous), sin (non-binary)

Plural

1st Person: manin (ordinary), nin (respect)

2nd Person: ganin (ordinary), vin (respect)

3rd Person: ilyesinin (masculine), elyesinin (feminine), alyesinin (androgynous), sanin (non-binary)

Other

Ursula's = Ursula'i (the apostrophe has the same role as the dash)

I love Ursula and her purse. = Mo termo Ursula et elinin trage. (You can also say Mo termo Ursula et i trage, i meaning Ursula'i but shortened due to already existing mention of her)

Indication

ßir = this

ßaź = that

su = it

ßires = these

ßaźes = those

san = they

Verbs (all verbs end with -ar, or -er)

Verb "to be" (lemer)

Singular

1st Person: lemo

2nd Person: lemes

3rd Person: leme

Plural

1st Person: lemos

2nd Person: lemeses

3rd Person: lemese

Past Perfect (ate, tarar)

1st Singular Person: taroce-o

2nd Singular Person: taroce-es

3rd Singular Person: taroce-e

1st Plural Person: taroce-os

2nd Plural Person: taroce-eses

3rd Plural Person: taroce-ese

Past Imperfect (would eat)

1st Singular Person: taroca-o

2nd Singular Person: taroca-as

3rd Singular Person: taroca-a

1st Plural Person: taroca-os

2nd Plural Person: taroca-asas

3rd Plural Person: taroca-asa

Past Indefinite (was eating)

I was eating = Mo can tarar

Future Tense (will eat)

I will eat = Mo a taru

Imperative

Eat! = Taren!

Gerund

eating = tarar

Comparative

more = sanaturé

less = sinituré

big = megaturé

bigger = sanaturé megaturé

Superlative

most = secaturé

least = sicituré

small = minituré

smallest = secaturé minituré

Interrogation

  1. I eat = Mo taro
  2. I do not eat = Mo noß taro
  3. I can eat = Mo a tarar
  4. I cannot eat = Mo noß a tarar
  5. I could eat = Mo a-oce-o tarar
  6. I could not eat = Mo noß a-oce-o tarar
  7. I shall eat = Mo neče tarar
  8. I shall not eat = Mo noß neče tarar
  9. I should eat = Mo nečoce-o tarar
  10. I should not eat = Mo noß nečoce-o tarar
  11. I may eat = Mo zary tarar
  12. I may not eat = Mo noß zary tarar
  13. I might eat = Mo zaroce-o tarar
  14. I might not eat = Mo noß zaroce-o tarar

Unofficial Grammar

A. Feminine Posession (Tarußay Slang)

Singular

1st Person: mon, næ (respect)

2nd Person: gon, tæ (respect)

3rd Person: illost (masculine), elost (feminine), alost (androgynous), son (non-binary)

Plural

1st Person: mæ, non (respect)

2nd Person: gæ, von (respect)

3rd Person: ilosta (masculine), elosta (feminine), alosta (androgynous), sæ (non-binary)

Question Tense (Northeastern Tacalařmos Accent)

work = traßar

You work. = Go traßas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traßi?

-i = question tense

bzogor = question word

Negativity in Verbs (Product of Kœzeleccian Influence)

You work = Go traßas

You do not work = Go non traßas

You cannot work = Go traßas non

Quantification (Unofficial but Widely Used)

  1. star = stert
  2. no stars = carxastert
  3. some stars = carẋastert
  4. any star = patsstert
  5. all stars = parxastert
  6. next star = patesstert
  7. previous star = catesstert

Speaking

Verbs

  1. be = lemer
  2. eat = tarar
  3. drink = bißir
  4. live = lyifir
  5. wear = ßasar
  6. sleep = bomar
  7. have = termeler
  8. need = nečesitir
  9. want = quillingir
  10. love = termar
  11. hate = tarmar
  12. open = uner
  13. close = cerer

Basic Words

  1. human = homen
  2. man = monřo
  3. woman = maßa
  4. boy = mombřo
  5. girl = maba
  6. apple = toloßobřo
  7. bread = ronßoloto
  8. water = aqunmar (actually aqun = water, mar = sea but this is the local use)
  9. milk = letem

Less Basic Words

  1. light = lyit
  2. forest = taßer (plant thing)
  3. water = aqunmar (not a verb, water sea)
  4. fire = fyir
  5. shadow = negrevtaßer (black thing)
  6. spirit = morthomen (dead human)
  7. wind = ær
  8. thunder = megaturé-electro-sunt (big electro-sound)
  9. lightning = ær-electro (air electricity)
  10. time = tyim
  11. stamina = stemane
  12. health = lyif
  13. cold = miniturétemer (small temprature)
  14. hot = megaturétemer (big temprature)
  15. shock = electromort (electrical death)
  16. speed = spid
  17. attack = ataç̌e
  18. defense = defeše
  19. stealth = minituré-sunt (small sound)

Question

  1. what = ce
  2. where = noceßas
  3. when = ßotta
  4. how = malina
  5. how many = potta
  6. why = pelno
  7. who = tros
  8. whose = tros'i

Basic Expressions

  1. yes = lei
  2. no = noß
  3. please = prasnoř
  4. thank you = ginue
  5. how are you = malina lemes/lemeses (plural)
  6. I'm fine = lemo ßien
  7. I'm bad = lemo malon
  8. pardon me = parbon
  9. hello = hařlo
  10. goodbye = ßayßay
  11. good morning/day = ßienes daias
  12. good afternoon = ßienes sogonyes
  13. good night = ßienes niatyes
  14. what's your name = ce leme gi yama
  15. I'm Billy = mi yama leme Billy/mo lemo Billy
  16. good morning = ßieneé baias
  17. good afternoon = ßieneé sogonyes
  18. good night = ßieneé ni-atyes

Clock

  1. what time is it = ce leme el noci
  2. it is thirteen past four = leme qintt et toc-tritt
  3. it is quarter past four = leme qintt et qinete
  4. it is half past four = leme qintt et qitete
  5. it is quarter to five = leme qintt et terete
  6. second/minute/hour = secen/minen/ur

Date

  1. day/month/year = baia/monot/yer
  2. century/millenium = huntyer/thountyer
  3. yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/ßirbaia/paxaabaia
  4. january = jabalenæ
  5. february = febalenæ
  6. march = marc
  7. april = arpa
  8. may = marpa
  9. june = jarpa
  10. july = quintisset
  11. august = sextiset
  12. september = serpset
  13. october = octorpset
  14. november = nienset
  15. december = desset

Colours

  1. red = rurt
  2. orange = narart
  3. yellow = jart
  4. green = vert
  5. blue = aqurt
  6. purple = vilirt
  7. pink = rort
  8. black = no-art
  9. grey = grirt
  10. white = ßlart

Place Indicators

  1. in = a-er
  2. on = ßer
  3. under = cer
  4. by = ber
  5. in front of = e-er
  6. behind = fer
  7. between = ger

(I know, sometimes I myself think how creative I really am)

Swearing

Some notable bad words include: trüfü, crit, and efügg.

Notable Words

  1. because = pelnala
  2. but = pelno
  3. since = prigg
  4. Communism = Comünon
  5. government = govenuna
  6. cat = cavta
  7. dog = pevta
  8. bird = libetva
  9. octopus = octencalamavta
  10. unipus = calamavta / unecalamavta
  11. something / object = ßer
  12. and / with = et
  13. or = ot
  14. without = carxa-et
  15. use = tegar
  16. thing = ßer
  17. go / come = comutar

Notable Suffixes

  1. -ala = Verb to Word e.g. bißar = to drink, bißala = beverage
  2. -avta = Animal e.g. piẋar = to swim, piẋavta = fish
  3. -una = Dœr e.g. spidar = to spide, spiduna = spider
  4. -ya = Country e.g. Cœtetya = Kœtetekia
  5. -on = Language / Ideology e.g. Cœteton = Kœtetekian

(Cœtet- = Kœtetekian racial suffix)

Notable Vocabulary

Lessons

  1. english = Ingřon
  2. Kœtetekian = Cœteton
  3. lemekian = Lemeton
  4. art = faßricala
  5. physical education = academicesportala
  6. social studies = sosyalyes
  7. mathematics = matyes
  8. science = se-ansyes

Class Behaviour

  1. to enter = entrer
  2. to sit = senter
  3. to stand up = carxasenter
  4. to watch = eger
  5. to listen = erar
  6. to read = carxaẋriber
  7. to write = ẋriber
  8. to repeat = patesheßřar
  9. to speak = heßřar
  10. silence, please = carxaheßřala, prasnoř
  11. how do you write ...? = malina vo ẋribes ...?
  12. what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heßřalase-ans?
  13. i don't understand = mo no cemepro.

Zodiac Signs

  1. aries = ravta
  2. taurus = tavta
  3. gemini = ßiyhomen
  4. cancer = crevta
  5. leo = reyvta
  6. virgo = maßa
  7. libra = lißeala
  8. scorpia = escovta
  9. sagittarius = sentavta
  10. capricorn = govta
  11. aquarius = aqunßer
  12. pisces = ßiypiscavta

Body Parts

  1. head = trac
  2. hair = hete
  3. eye = egala
  4. nose = smala
  5. mouth = heßřalaßer
  6. ear = erala
  7. neck = tehnef
  8. shoulder = hurna
  9. elbow = cacret
  10. hand = ẋribalaßer
  11. finger = ẋribalaßerßer
  12. boob = letemßer
  13. nipple = letemßerßer
  14. belly = tagac
  15. penis = momßřotrüf
  16. vagina = maßatrüf
  17. butt = carxatrüf
  18. leg = geret
  19. knee = geretßer
  20. foot = tugg
  21. tœ = tuggßer

Family

  1. self = mu
  2. father = ßaßa
  3. mother = mama
  4. grandmother = mamamama / ßaßamama
  5. grandfather = mamaßaßa / ßaßaßaßa
  6. son prefix = pates-
  7. grandson prefix = patespates-
  8. older sibling prefix = carxacates-
  9. younger sibling prefix = cates-
  10. cousin = e.g. patescarxacatesmama

Directions

  1. north = nort
  2. south = sort
  3. east = solnacala (birth of sun)
  4. west = solmort (death of sun)
  5. southeast = sortsolnacala

Distance

  1. here = ceßas
  2. there = ceßase
  3. there (far) = ceßases

Making New Words

Since Kœtetekian is a small language, there should be a way to create new words. There's actually 2 ways:

By Existing Words

pond = minituréaqunmar (small water sea)

dinosaur = dinovta

Loch Ness Monster = minituréaqunmardinovta

By Non-Existing Words

1. Get a word from a Latin (French, Italian, Spanish, Romanian, Moldavian etc.) language -> universidad ("university" in Spanish)

2. Modify it a bit -> universtad

3. Make it satisfying for Kœtetekian grammar -> universtar

4. Congrats, new word! (go to a school with high importance -> universtar)

(This is an example, not an actual word in Kœtetekian)

Lore

Ancient History

Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after Jesus Christ's birth, some Zionist radical fundamentalists created a cult that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for Judaism and Paganism's disinformation. The cult gained popularity and support by Roman officials in Levant, and is one of the reasons of Jesus's execution by the Roman Empire. Later, Christianity grew and the cult's main founder converted to it. This caused the dissolution of the cult. After the Pagan structure of Rome was threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan extremist Romans, and did terrorist operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great converted to Christianity. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the Turks migrated to Anatolia and found an alliance with the nation Kutetania. After the 1st Beylik Era, the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the conservative population didn't let the vocabulary change, so the language has a lot of Latin features even if the country's located in Indochina.

Migration to Indochina

By the time Kœtetekians finally reached Indochina, their nation was invaded by Tibetan indigenous people and banished from the entire mountain range. In 1868, Kœtetekians were stranded on the Vietnamese jungle and don't have access to any industrial tool after countless Tibetan pillages and raids. There were no place eastward except America which was very far away to sail, so they sailed south to the island of Hòn Khoai, claiming to be indigenous and acting as a native tribe to cover the illegal immigration. They called themselves "Lemetians" (Lemeton) since it's similar to Kœtetekians (Coeteton). At one point, some Lemetians forgot they were Kœtetekians and found a new village inside the jungle, Neövo Papua. (New Papua) Later, the Kœtetekians founded 2 cities on the north -Dzatsacoro and Taceliři- which were renamed to Djatsacoro and Tacalařmos.

Modern History

Vietnamese War

During the Vietnamese War from 1955 to 1975, Kœtetekians found an alliance with the United States of America and its puppet state South Vietnam in the winter of 1955. Later, the government official Tifi Nokeriva signed a treaty that states that Kœtetekians can have the right of sovereignty if the USA can have military bases on the island. The treaty was signed in March 14, 1955 which is celebrated as Independence Day still today in Kœtetekia. 2 air bases and 1 naval base was opened in Kuala Nort, which is the westernmost point of the island. Until 1960, Nokeriva was the president of the Kœtetekian Federation. (The country was split into Dzatsacoro capital area, Kœtetekian Republic and the Lemetian Republic) That year, the officials have decided to hold an election once every 5 year, including one for the new prime minister and prime delegate stands. Also, the fabricative and the judicial branches were introduced.

Kugerwassen Incident

In the early 1960's, the Belgian biologist Heinrich Kugerwassen working at UN's South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local tree with a genetic mutation that produces cherries and apples at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, UN's delegates had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area in a resolution, with citizens being deported to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwassen was inspecting the trees, heavy rainfall and fog made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island archipelago in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwassen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.

Kopeleccian War

In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The rightist politician Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new ministries, and did a lot of reforms. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the Nicobar Islands and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. The country's name is Kopeleccia according to them, but New Kœtetekia according to Kœtetek authorities. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was Satun, Songkhla, Phatthalung and Trang provinces of Thailand. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the strait of Malacca, but then Indonesia and Malaysia blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Tarußak. (which was renamed to Tarußay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a ceasefire between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a buffer zone by UN Security Council.

Kozelekland

In 1970's, the Kœtetekian wing of hippies wanted to end the Kopeleccian war, so they went to the neighbouring island Hòn Sao, and found the Kozeleccian village. They claimed to be sovereign, but Kœtetekians stated that they can only be sovereign that's considered de facto. The village grew in size, but there were an increase in the number of immigrants to Kœtetekia because of the bad economy caused by the inferior means of production, exploitation of the proletariat and small trade relationships. However, Kœtetekia's economy was much better since they maintained trade relationships with the surrounding Communist countries, even if they had an operating U.S. base. Later, officials established a refugee camp in the closest point between Kœtetekia and Kozelekland. The camp later evolved into yet another village called Koezelecvill that means Kozelekian City in Kœtetekian.

Molossian War

Kœtetekia is considered a microstate by all means. So when the micronation Republic of Molossia declared war on East Germany, Kœtetekia was obviously supporting Molossia since at that time, Kœtetekia and USA were allies due to the American military bases on Kuala Nort. In 2025 when Kœtetekia switched to Communism, the nation started defending East Germany after a referandum. There's 0 casualties on the war that's symbolic to all sides.

Civil War & Communism

In late 2022, a bomb hit the Tacalařmos Lighthouse starting the Great Taceliřian Fire. The reason of the bombing was because of a terrorist Lemetian supremacist group in Neövo Papua. Since the group's leader is actually the mayor of NP, Egrekal Teklamirov. This led to a controversy until a baker's dozen of soldiers entered Neövo Papuan Municipality building and asassinated Teklamirov. Then, the terrorist group tried to retaliate, but the Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces already sieged the village. Then, the US forces started an operation with Kœtetekia to capture the terrorist as a part of the War with Terror. Then, the president Raplaré Pnetsnase found the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union and changed the country's name temporarily to Lemetekia as a mix of both races (which are actually the same race) to calm everything down. In the 2025 elections, the Leftist Party member and social democrat Torina Sókulat won who made Kœtetekia a democratic socialist regime after the improvement of the Vietnamese and Lao relations and changed the name back to Kœtetekia.

Cities

Djatsacoro

Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaßoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faßorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaßoriTaralas deriving from Faßorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaßoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

Tacalařmos

Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloßobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

Neövo Papua

Neövo Papua is a village in the middle of the Vietnamese jungle that's landlocked but has access to water by a small pond. The so-called indigenous Lemetians' capital is there.

Tarußay

Tarußay is the northwesternmost village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

Mecißay Military Area

Mecißay is the sister city of Tarußay, having a vibrant community while being close to Tarußay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Mecißayans were deported to Tarußay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

Kuala Nort UN Buffer Zone

Kuala Nort is the westernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccian War for more information.

Sagaret UN Restricted Area

Sagaret is the southernmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kugerwassen incident for more information.

Koezelecvill

Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kozelekland for more information.

Government

Fabricative (Legislative) Branch

  • National Parliament: 50 members are chosen by public. Laws are made by delegates in unmoderated caucuses after talking about topics in moderated caucuses. If laws are accepted, they're taken to the president for final approval.
  • Directive Parliament: 25 members are chosen by the directive branch members. Has the same procedure as the National Parliament.
  • People's Parliament: 15 members are chosen by public. Any university graduate can submit laws which are voted and taken to the Directive Parliament if accepted.

Directive (Executive) Branch

  • President: Chosen by public every 5 year, assigns ministry personnel except ministers which are also chosen by public every year.
  • Prime Minister: Chosen by public every 5 year, directs ministries.
  • Prime Delegate: Chosen by the Sub-Minister of External Affairs, represents the nation in important international meetings.

Judicial Branch

  • Fabricative Court: Personnel are chosen by the National and People's Parliament.
  • Directive Court: Personnel are chosen by the Directive Branch Members.
  • People's Court: Personnel are chosen by public.
  • Independent Courts: Compilation of the 5 courts for each village in Kœtetekia legal to live in where personnel are chosen by locals.
  • Supreme Court: Court where personnel are chosen by the president and the cases are fatal or violate the constitution.

Ministries (Directive)

  • Ministry of Politics
    • Sub-Ministry of Economy
    • Sub-Ministry of Development
    • Sub-Ministry of Ideology
    • Sub-Ministry of Internal Affairs
    • Sub-Ministry of External Affairs
    • Sub-Ministry of Speech and Election
    • Sub-Ministry of Trade
    • Sub-Ministry of Taxation
  • Ministry of Health
  • Ministry of Defence
    • Commanderate of Police Forces
    • Commanderate of Military Forces
      • Sub-Commanderate of Land Forces
      • Sub-Commanderate of Naval Forces
      • Sub-Commanderate of Militant Aviation
    • Sub-Ministry of Ambulance
    • Sub-Ministry of Fire Affairs
    • Commanderate of Peacekeeping
    • Sub-Ministry of Intelligence
  • Ministry of Education
    • Sub-Ministry of Textal Lessons
    • Sub-Ministry of Numeral Lessons
    • Sub-Ministry of Sports
    • Sub-Ministry of Art and Music
  • Ministry of Public Affairs
    • Sub-Ministry of Language
    • Sub-Ministry of Religion
    • Sub-Ministry of Athletism
    • Sub-Ministry of Work and Energy
    • Sub-Ministry of Culture
    • Sub-Ministry of Equity
    • Sub-Ministry of History and Literature
    • Sub-Ministry of Social Services
    • Sub-Ministry of Cyber Affairs
  • Ministry of Biology
    • Sub-Ministry of Agriculture
    • Sub-Ministry of Animal Cultivation
    • Sub-Ministry of Nature
    • Sub-Ministry of Villages
    • Sub-Ministry of Climate Change
  • Ministry of Transportation
    • Sub-Ministry of Public Transport
    • Sub-Ministry of Private Transport
    • Sub-Ministry of Infrastructure
    • Sub-Ministry of Roads and Navigation
  • Ministry of Justice
  • Ministry of Food
    • Sub-Ministry of Animal Food
    • Sub-Ministry of Plant Food
    • Sub-Ministry of Fungal and Microorganism Food
    • Sub-Ministry of Beverages and Water
  • Ministry of Industry
  • Ministry of Rights
    • Sub-Ministry of Human Rights
    • Sub-Ministry of Children's Rights
    • Sub-Ministry of Racist and Sexist Affairs
    • Sub-Ministry of Homosexual and Transgender Affairs
    • Sub-Ministry of Animal Rights
    • Sub-Ministry of Plant, Fungi and Microorganism Rights
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