View source for Appendix:Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day

A compilation of the Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day activity on [https://www.reddit.com/r/conlangs/| r/conlangs].

[[Category:Just Used 5 Minutes of Your Day]]

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In an isolated system, entropy can only increase.

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The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out.

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Life is pointless... unless you die a ninja.

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These leviathan like creatures glimmer in the rays of the blast as they swarm and beat at the wreckage.

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Outside the window is misty and dull.

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The fire is successfully keeping the house warm.

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Attention! Why are there ducks in my sandwich?

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

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If this ain't love why does it feel so good?

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Keyboards and mice are a computer's delight.

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Makayla, why don't you sit down for a minute?

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Oh God, I've started smelling colours.

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Son, as long as you're... never mind.

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Sorry this post is late - I lost track of time.

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I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.

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It's dangerous to go alone - take this boomerang.

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The writer scribbled in anger - another work ruined.

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Be careful! These children bite.

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I was about to do that.

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Only brush the teeth you want to keep!

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The Manx sound like people from Liverpool.

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He was calculating taxes so hard he broke a sweat.

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I thought you meant ''I'' was going to eat.

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I just used 5 minutes of your day. Day 23.

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Even if your name is [Obama], I don't think you are the [president]...

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The Great Wall of China started construction in 7th century BC.

26a.
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You're a wizard, Harry.

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A drink, please. Shaken, not stirred.

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Hello! Oka-- new teeth. That's weird. So where was I? Oh, that's right — Barcelona!

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I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!

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To infinity, and beyond!

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Join meeee on the Dark Side of the Force - we've got jackets.
To infinity, and beyond!

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I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the Ages of this world alone.

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I used to be a conlanger like you... but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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That's no moon - it's a space station!

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I'm so sorry - I couldn't help overhearing. I have a question... you gonna eat that?

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I have phobias of phobias, chickens and fellow conlangers.

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Biometric scanners which use a person's iris are more accurate and secure than using a person's fingerprint.

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My main conlang, [whatever], I have been working on for [however long]!

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The sky's blue, just as the cats' bowls.

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People, for 30 days, could claim sancturary by going behind a Church's Communion Rail.

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Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.

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It was a busy day when the farmer saw that his house was displaced in time and space.

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The Eodus Project is a global effort towards creating a new country.

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The Panda. Eats, shoots and leaves. The Panda. Eats shoots and leaves.

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My favourite country is the world is [X], where they speak [Y].

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Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
Technologic.

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I believe in you, child. You're special. However, if you continue flicking your food at others, I will slap you.

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Steven, Micheal, John, Sarah, Joe, Maria, Patrick and Cameron all knew him.

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You need to meditate to find your inner-self. But.... drugs. D-Drugs also help.

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Waj is the first and last major conlang phunanon (/funanɒn/) has ever made.

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The people over there are taking a picture of their food.

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O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

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Oh mai lawd, me sho showwie I waz late dewwin this post.

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Only the wind knows where it blows. Only the moon may think where it shines.

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Sometimes I can do randomness. Fine, make me your villain.

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This is unreal; I'm so damn bored. How can I be bored? I'm not a boring person!

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When you fall asleep, you shall either have good dreams, bad dreams, or no dreams at all.

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Now, over time, a lot of you have been writing in about certain things that other people have said that certain things are not about the certainty of those things that should be certain amongst those people who are so certain about the certainty of uncertainty itself, and that's fine...

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I think you'll find I like my daily challenges small and punchy.

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I nominate you for The Worst Dressed Sentinel Being in the Universe competition.

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Every single person needs the words "poop," "defecate" in their conlang. You're welcome.

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Queenie quietly quipped, "Quoits quiver quickly. Quizmasters query questions; Quilters quelled quilting quickly."

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Oh my, I just threw up in its lung.

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Stand tall for the beast of America. Lay down like a naked dead body.

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Autumn (which is not Winter) is when the leaves of Summer fall off the trees which budded in Spring.

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He was as brown as a house they bought themselves.

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Hans Zimmer is one of the greatest composers of the 21st Century.

68. (I couldn't find Day 68 but if someone else can feel free to add it here)

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He put his hands in the air before handing in the air.

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And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his Gods.

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Oh, aye, no, officer, I'm not drunk; I'm just a little drunk's all.

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A liger...it's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed - bred for its skills in magic.

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And if I hurt you,
I'd make wine from your tears

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My parcel arrived today after 2 tries and a year's worth of travelling!

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I have lots of hair. I lost a few hairs. I wonder who will make what plural.

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Tell me why your username is what it is!

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If you have not tried paintballing, try it. But only once... Beginners' Luck only lasts that long...

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May the force be with you, Luke; I am your farther.

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Some men just wanna watch the world burn.

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You're gonna need a bigger boat.

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For some reason, even when I start shouting at the waiters, they still don't understand my English.

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They ate me with a side order of tea-soaked crumpets.

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I think this is the longest running thing I have ever done.

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Peter Piper picked a piece of pickled pepper.

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Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it; gotta go sometime.

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Ha! She just did a Dan.

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I can't stand maths. I cannot stand it; I hate it.

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Brace yourselves - a storm is coming. As in, like, I'm in the UK, and it's becoming uncomfortably cold.

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Churn the milk to make cheese. Eat the cheese on bread.

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And then God said, "let there be unicorns," and twas so.

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The sneaky wolf ate the cute li'l bunny.

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You don't know what hydroponics is? Looks like you've gotta make a Google...

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We do not tolerate racists on this sub.

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The spa's phone number had 3 5s in it.

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Why are you concerned what one plus one is? You're making me so suspicious...

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How can the blind guy tell the deaf guy that he saw a crippled guy kick a bald guy combing his hair?

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Back in my day, we only had 4,000 subscribers. Crazy kids with their conlangs.

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This bus is not in service. So... stop trying to board.

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How was you guy's day?

(rest coming later)