Kœtetekian: Difference between revisions

|name= Kœtetekian

|nativename={{cop|Cœteton}}

|creator= [[User:LavaSalt402|Can Koyuncu]]

|setting=

|states=Can Koyuncu

|Egrekal Teklamirov

|Raplaré Pnetsnase

|Reat Usariliff

|Tifi Nokeriva

|Torina Sókulat

|ethnicity=Latin

|speakers=2

|date=2018

|fam1=Romance

|fam2=Kutetus

|fam3=Djatsacoran

|script= Latin

}}

# Bß = b

# P: P̌ř= r

# čhh (ç̌) = "ch" in "chart"

0 = Cero / Zer / Noß

9 = Nove / Noßre / Notin / Nyen

"Mo termelo '''une''' ronßoloto." -> I have '''one''' apple.

10^27 = Oktillint

=== Paranthesis ===

The Kœtetekian numerical system is so complicated that it needs paranthesis.

 

For example, paranthesis is needed stating the number "12001".

 

 

 

exists as 2 numbers] but it's the most accurate translation of "Une Dön" that's a wrong Kœtetekian grammar, only written to create the thesis being that numbers with parts of them written

1 // 1 = Une carxaberpelnalanoßmobulo (division but no modulus) une

! = noß

ronßoloto = apple

ronßolotos = apples

ßayßay = god be with you (goodbye)

ßayßayyes = goodbyes

maßa = woman

megaturé maßa = big woman (the woman will stay big for a long time)

maba ßien = happy girl (maybe the girl will not be happy a short time later)

# ßir = this

# ßaź = that

# ßires = these

# ßaźes = those

# Presence: in me: ßer mu

ßir = this

ßaź = that

ßires = these

ßaźes = those

# I do not eat = Mo noß taro

# I cannot eat = Mo noß a tarar

# I could not eat = Mo noß a-oce-o tarar

# I shall not eat = Mo noß neče tarar

# I should not eat = Mo noß nečoce-o tarar

# I may not eat = Mo noß zary tarar

# I might not eat = Mo noß zaroce-o tarar

==== A. Feminine Posession (Tarußay Slang) ====

work = traßar

You work. = Go traßas.

Do you work? = Go bzogor traßi?

You work = Go traßas

You do not work = Go non traßas

You cannot work = Go traßas non

# drink = bißir

# wear = ßasar

# woman = maßa

# apple = toloßobřo

# bread = ronßoloto

# forest = taßer (plant thing)

# shadow = negrevtaßer (black thing)

# where = noceßas

# when = ßotta

# no = noß

# I'm fine = lemo ßien

# goodbye = ßayßay

# good morning/day = ßienes daias

# good afternoon = ßienes sogonyes

# good night = ßienes niatyes

# good morning = ßieneé baias

# good afternoon = ßieneé sogonyes

# good night = ßieneé ni-atyes

# yesterday/today/tomorrow = paẋabaia/ßirbaia/paxaabaia

# white = ßlart

# on = ßer

# govern = govenuna

# something / object = ßer

# -ala = Verb to Word e.g. bißar = to drink, bißala = beverage

# art = faßricala

# to read = carxaẋriber

# to write = ẋriber

# to repeat = patesheßřar

# to speak = heßřar

# silence, please = carxaheßřala, prasnoř

# what dœs ... mean? = ce ... leme en heßřalase-ans?

# gemini = ßiyhomen

# virgo = maßa

# libra = lißeala

# aquarius = aqunßer

# pisces = ßiypiscavta

# mouth = heßřalaßer

# hand = ẋribalaßer

# finger = ẋribalaßerßer

# boob = letemßer

# nipple = letemßerßer

# penis = momßřotrüf

# vagina = maßatrüf

# knee = geretßer

# tœ = tuggßer

# father = ßaßa

# grandmother = mamamama / ßaßamama

# grandfather = mamaßaßa / ßaßaßaßa

# here = ceßas

# there = ceßase

# there (far) = ceßases

Kœtetekian history dates back to 11 AD. After approximately 16 years after [[w:Jesus_Christ|Jesus Christ]]'s birth, some [[w:Zionist|Zionist]] [[w:Radical|radical]] [[w:Fundamentalists|fundamentalists]] created a [[w:Cult|cult]] that supported Jesus's teachings were wrong, and the only reason of their existence is for [[w:Judaism|Judaism]] and [[w:Paganism's|Paganism's]] [[w:Disinformation|disinformation]]. The cult gained popularity and support by [[w:roman|Roman]] officials in [[w:Levant|Levant]], and is one of the reasons of [[w:Jesus's_execution|Jesus's execution]] by the [[w:Roman_Empire|Roman Empire]]. Later, [[w:Christianity|Christianity]] grew and the cult's main founder [[w:Conversion_to_Christianity|converted]] to it. This caused the [[w:Dissolution_(politics)|dissolution]] of the cult. After the [[w:Pagan|Pagan]] structure of Rome is threatened by Christians, the cult was illegally re-founded by Pagan [[w:Extremism|extremist]] Romans, and did [[w:Terrorism|terrorist]] operations on Christians all across the eastern part of the Roman Empire. The cult's founders were banished from Rome after Constantine the Great [[w:Conversion_of_Constantine|converted to Christianity]]. Later, the cult founded and lived on a village they call "Kutetum", which expanded until the point that a nation was founded. Later, the [[w:Turks|Turks]] [[w:Migration|migrated]] to [[w:Anatolia|Anatolia]] and found an [[w:Alliance|alliance]] with the nation Kutetania. After the [[w:1st_Beylik_Era|1st Beylik Era]], the Kutetanians migrated east. Since they were minorities, they were dependent people and whenever something bad happened, they migrated easter. If you look at the country's territories over time, its eastwardness represents the age. Even though Kœtetekians are mostly dependent, the [[w:Conservatism|conservative]] [[w:Population|population]] didn't let the [[w:Vocabulary|vocabulary]] change, so the language has a lot of [[w:Romance_languages|Latin]] features even if the country's located in [[w:Indochina|Indochina]].

In the early 1960's, the [[w:Belgian_people|Belgian]] biologist Heinrich Kugerwassen working at [[w:ECOSOC|ECOSOC's]] South Vietnam branch migrated to Kœtetekia because of a project he's been working on and the Vietnamese War. He went to the village Sagaret to research a local [[w:Tree|tree]] with a [[w:Genetic_mutation|genetic mutation]] that produces [[w:Cherries|cherries]] and [[w:Apple|apples]] at the same time. Because of the tree's rarity, ECOSOC's [[w:Delegate_model_of_representation|delegates]] had included the municipal territory of Sagaret being a protected area, with citizens being [[w:Deportation|deported]] to Kuala Nort. While Kugerwassen was inspecting the trees, heavy [[w:Rainfall|rainfall]] and [[w:Fog|fog]] made him lost and fall down a cliff, later to wake up in a small deserted island [[w:Archipelago|archipelago]] in the coast of Hòn Khoai. He named the archipelago "Kugerwassen Inselgruppe" and escaped by swimming to the uninhabited island Hòn Sao where the local Kœtetekian lighthouse administrator safely guided him to Taceliři.

In the 1960 elections, 2 parties called the Leftist Party and the Rightist Party were introduced for preparation which then split up to form over 30 parties now shaping the multi-party structure. The [[w:Rightism|rightist]] [[w:Politician|politician]] Reat Usariliff won the prime ministry. He created new [[w:Ministry|ministries]], and did a lot of [[w:Reform|reforms]]. In 1962, a group of people who call themselves "Kopeleccians" migrated to the [[w:Nicobar_Islands|Nicobar Islands]] and found the Dominion of New Kœtetekia. In 1963, New Kœtetekia declared war on Kœtetekia. 2 countries were very far away, so the battle front was [[w:Satun_province|Satun]], [[w:Songkhla_province|Songkhla]], [[w:Phatthalung_province|Phatthalung]] and [[w:Trang_province|Trang]] provinces of [[w:Thailand|Thailand]]. The navy of Kœtetekia started using the [[w:Strait_of_Malacca|strait of Malacca]], but then [[w:Indonesia|Indonesia]] and [[w:Malaysia|Malaysia]] blocked the entrance of naval ships to prevent conflict. The illegal entrance to the Thai border caused the bombing of the 2 ports of Kœtetekia at that time, Dzatsacoro and Tarußak. (which was renamed to Tarußay) The Kopeleccians invaded the city Kuala Nort which triggered USA, exagerating the war. Later, the USA conducted a [[w:Ceasefire|ceasefire]] between the 2 nations in 1978. Then, the Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau opened in the 3rd story of the Government building while Kuala Nort was declared a [[w:Buffer_zone|buffer zone]] by [[w:UN_Security_Council|UN Security Council]].

Djatsacoro is the industrial and the government capital, also the middle-north of Kœtetekia. It's one of the only 2 villages having ports. The village has mostly 3-story flats and 4 skyscrapers. 2 of them are the tourists' favourite Cœteton Biyturyes translating to Kœtetekian Twin Towers, 10 story each. The west tower has mostly big markets like FaßoriBeryes, which is a reference to Faßorita Beryes meaning favourite things that's also a distro of the only chain restaurant in Kœtetekia, FaßoriTaralas deriving from Faßorita Taralas meaning favourite foods. It also includes boutique shops and tourist traps. The eastern tower has mostly government offices, illegal drug dealers, weed and alcohol shops, car industry shops (like car washing or motor dealers) and the top 5 stories that's an apartment. Both towers have a 2-story basement used as a car park. The other skyscraper is a 7-story building that's called the Fisherman's museum dispaying the naval and fishing milestones of the nation, including a copy of the study of Levantine sea turtles and tortoises written during the cult era. The most famous street is the Pontos Avenue having buildings such as a mini market under a 3-story flat, the Kœtetekian Government building, Kopeleccian Ceasefire Boureau, a McDonalds that was raided by the Communist youth during the switch to Communism to "stop western influence" that was replaced with a FaßoriTaralas after the founding, CSW and SOCHUM's Kœtetekian branches; a small room with a copy of Qur'an, a carpet and a tap titled "MASJID"; a 7-story skyscraper named "Pontos Residence", the Kœtetekian-Lemetian Union, and 10 American-style houses that were converted to communal buildings.

Tacalařmos is the tourism capital of Kœtetekia, having the Tacalařmos Lighthouse as its landmark on the nation's northeasternmost edge, and the debut place of the local food Calamavta Toloßobřo, that's so loved by tourists that there's a whole new version of it made using calamari, potato chips and tortilla instead of the classic octopus, mashed potatoes and rye bread. Also, the village has the biggest operating port and the trade center.

==== Tarußay ====

Tarußay is the northwesternmost village in Kœtetekia, with a former port that was destroyed by the Thai bombings. The village is the only Vietnamese city on Cittaslow.

==== Mecißay ====

Mecißay is the sister city of Tarußay, having a vibrant community while being close to Tarußay and landlocked. In 2004, all of the Mecißayans were deported to Tarußay and the city was being used as a government and military lodging while having the only military base.

==== Kuala Nort ====

==== Sagaret ====

Koezelecvill is the southeasternmost city of Kœtetekia. Read Kopeleccia for more information.