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the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true. | the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true. | ||
When I'm on my 10th "certainly, Socrates" but bro keeps talking | When I'm on my 10th "certainly, Socrates" but bro keeps talking | ||
[[File:Guimin Dawn.jpg|thumb]] | |||
Пӏыъкчӏиъс мәс сә ботыл дэдыкӏытӏгьэ рика̄тиъ Dawn-итиъ душинэ вә̄лиднә̄м мәс тӏыънтӏды. | |||
Гӯ пӏытӏсәр мәс ла̄втӏ суълтӏвӣ әгэ тӏәш тӣчӏэ быъкӏтӏ э̄ррэ̄: | |||
«Гӯътӏссә вис эрчӏ кьӏоргръӣ, гӯътӏды вис эрчӏ мэ̄.» | |||
Да̄ст гьаш. | |||
My wife found this bottle of Dawn dish soap sitting in my parents' shower. | |||
Apparently, my dad uses it to wash his entire body because: | |||
"If it's good enough for baby ducks, it's good enough for me." | |||
Absolute legend. | |||
==Dialogs== | ==Dialogs== |
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