Guimin/Corpus
Here's a bunch of Guimin translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed.
(Some of these are outdated so I'll fix later)
Assorted translations
Single sentences
Ыг тӏәс дык ццӏы̄в ниивэдинтӏ ивэдинтӏ, екӏэнтӏ ныроджэ̄.
He did not learn our language, he speaks wrong.
Тӏӯъ о̄с о̄ста̄дэ нидуътӏссә, тӏӯъ дзавач игзаминӣ нәъгьывос, би игзаминӣ нипӏиттәш, би тӏәдэ, игзаминӣ екӏычӏәш ниттитӏиъыъ.
If you don't listen to the teacher, you won't be able to pass the grammar test, or the writing test, or for that matter, the spoken test.
Фотографи мӣ вэ̄тә̄тӏә.
Photography is prohibited.
Гӯ Ә̄ъӏишэ̄ кӏурс фотографиэ̄тиъ тӣнтӏ ссәнэ̄ гьу вэдытӏухъ дэвэлопӏ филмӣъ сӣ тӣ нэ̄чӏэ.
Last year, Aïcha took a photography course and learned how to develop her own film.
Ыг кӏунс хвәз ттӏәлтӏ нӯъ синтӏ иъшш, вәт сәнттӏуъ.
The dog wants to run now, let her go.
Ик сә тӏаблэтӏкӏэ̄с тәзигбыд мәс йәминтӏ тәнэнтӏ двә̄э̄ о̄мигъ.
I take these pills twice a day for my blood pressure.
Бишэ̄кӏ митиъ екӏатӏ кӏо ми кӏадгм холестэринӣ мәс иттӏ ю̄ътӏ, пӏәччӏ тӏӯъ мацорд сә мыгэ̄мтиъ виджидэ̄мтиъ тәринтӏкьи.
My doctor said I need to watch my cholesterol, so you can have the rest of that fried chicken.
Луътфән «ввод» бӣътӏуъ сыттӏычӏрэ̄э̄.
Please press Enter to continue.
Тӏуъ «Alt+F4» бӣътӏссә догъ видеоигрӣъ къӏайлӣъ пӏәттитӏиъ, сә дыкӏтӏуъгьэ такэ̄.
If you do Alt+F4 it'll unlock a secret game, you should check it out.
Бәлэ, нә̄ъ рум-сервис дӯтӏыъ.
Yes, we offer room service.
Тӏӯъ мулахх икми тӣтӏыъма?
Can you summarize that for me?
Виъcмисы Texas-инэ иттӏ е мигъ.
Everything's bigger in Texas.
Ик гьуъпп вә̄нд Marvel комиксмәс диркӏычӏэ ттӏытӏ!
I love reading Marvel comic books!
Тӏӯъ вә̄нд никӏокӏтӏссә кӏокӏтӏ, екӏычӏ зәмигъ нэкӏитӏиъ е дуъчч.
If you don't read often, it'll become more difficult to speak over time.
Нә̄ъ сә тимсә̄л упӏытӏ эссәт упӏчӏа̄ръӣ сә виъкӏис ттонцӏды.
We made this statue to honor this town's founder.
Варжс о̄ста̄д упӏтӏ.
Practice makes perfect.
Тӏӯъ тэ̄нтӏбыдссә тэ̄нтӏбыд, нәджә̄гь тӏвитиъ гӯътӏ кӏыриъчч.
As long as you keep at it, I'm sure you'll succeed.
Эхтӏуъигъ сәвсэ̄ ытэ̄л, тӏәс нәккӏ лулӣъ уъпӏитӏиъ.
Never dry-fire, it'll ruin the barrel.
О̄, тӏыъкӏис гьу смартфонэс уъсәм...
Oh, you kids and your smartphones...
Ыг ик хошәс вӣцӏухъ аналәс
I like butt sex
Ик куръ вӣмтӏ буъккәсы гӯъ
I do hate to be a goat
Ик куръ вӣмтӏ э̄кксы гӯъ
I do hate to be a goat
Дыквэ̄сы ала̄гьәш: мәффвис виъсэс, ни кӏэнчӏ муъкъадэс чӏӯ, гьэгӣъ эв әъбар дуътӏәыъ
god lang: every concept, no matter how complex, can be expressed in one syllable
Обамаәсы поштәсы: ми дӯтӏуъ мыд шәкъуф гӯъ ик гьинэцӏ кэ̄рэ гьу ха̄е̄гьэ̄мәс та̄тӏ
gay obama: let me be clear i love dick and balls
ИК ВИЪСЕР ТТЫТӀ РУКТӀЭ̄ ГЬУ ТӀЭ̄ МЭ̄Э̄Э̄Э̄ ОБВИН БЫ̄ЪНТӀ
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY INDICTED MEEEE
«Иккы гӯътӏ кортӏ - кӏуъэ кӏунсы гӯътӏ?»
"I'm sore - where's the dog?"
Эморгәсы икӏвыънэ вызывающыънэ
emo kid on an edgy horse
Тӏви мэ̄ нитэ̄нтӏыъ Диллон, ик эукариотэ̄с ни муфрәдэ̄с шыкӏолэ̄тиъ та̄нтӏ:mcu:
you cant be doing this to me dillon, im doing eukaryotes not school vocab:mcu:
Сәлә̄м, эукариот сәмырг митиъ.
Hello fellow eukaryote.
э̄ чуш хин - тӏӯъ чӏиррәкӏ бытӏ. ынвӣ сәмэ мин ю̄ътӏ э̄ е тӏәрнэ
like holy shit - u look like. the same person but like younger
Сә дәр сытӏытӏма нӯъ?
Did that tree just move?
Гӯътӏма руктӏ ккӏа, тинуър ё̄әсы сәнттӏ е тӏукӏэ̄?
Is what they say true, that European ash trees moves faster than yew trees?
Мӣ бӣнә̄с!
Not the bees!
Мэ̄тӏсысы тӏо гьамстэрәсы гӯънтӏ гьу пӏыътӏсәр тӏо гьуъж гәндаләмтиъ тынтӏ.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Иккы ынуъсы.
I am a person.
Can you swim?
Тӏӯъ вәд сыттӏыъма?
The river is shallower this time of year.
Ръӯе̄сы сә зәмэ йә̄рәш әттӏ та̄нтӏ е кьӏиттӏ.
Лифчик Сиуэ бәвкӏтӏуъ
Use a bra for Sioux
Гӯътӏмай е вис би дуъш, ми вӣцӏссәды мукъылэ̄с йәвгъэ̄сы йыъктӏэ̄сы нервбиъ уккӏә̄м ба̄луъсы мимә̄м тӏәйнтӏды тәнэнтӏ
is it better or worse if in my head the eyeballs come in pairs connected by the optic nerves like flesh cherries
әвсс мәс дәркӏытӏ кӏо тӏӯъ иррәм уъпӏытӏ
I heard that you found it
Ми Москӏвуъсдэ синтӏытӏ вәрнисӣ пӏы дыкӏәнцӏгьэ
To Moscow I came seeking fortune
Ик кӏэ̄н та̄нтӏ тӏэ̄ гьу тӏәмӣ
I hate you and him
Ик ананасәмәс гьуъпп ттӏытӏ
I love pineapples
Сәсы кӏартӏонәсы бырӯъвсы ниюъмәсы гӯътӏ
This is pure unadulterated cardboard
Пӏырәппыъ ӣъдмӣлә̄д!
Happy birthday!
Ыг ик тӏәм тӏыъкӏ тӏәдикӏыбиккӏ мирәм нитӣнинтӏ
I did not kill those 16 children
Ыг ми вӣдытӏ ытэ̄л ик вә̄нд дыквӣъ ццӏамэ̄тӏръис мәс дәркӏытӏ сыпӏукӏ
I never knew if I could ever read my native language
Тӏӯъ вит би сәрпа̄я̄нэ нэкӏтӏбыд
you're turning yourself into a cephalopod
Ик гылъат бә̄йтӏә вэнчилатӏарә̄ мәс
I was decapitated by my ceiling fan
Ик авгэ пӏа̄ккӏ быъкӏтӏыъ, ттӏәйг мэ̄ нибы̄ънтӏ
I can eat glass and it doesn't hurt me
Әкӏтӏә̄ милён тӏырӣ виъгьы сипӏтӏы бә̄вр пӏукӏ гьәзә̄р дикӏыпӏукӏ виъгьы нон
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Вакцын тӏыъкӏмәс тӏо до̄тӏуъ!
Vaccinate your children!
Вит агь тӏва̄рун синттӏуърэ̄дэ
Summon forth the upside-down bear
Хуй хин сә мыгэ̄сы га̄йтӏ пӏыгъан чӏӯ?
fucking hell how old is this chicken?
Ик харӣътэ̄с митиъ двә̄ тӏэ̄мәс нукӏтӏрэ̄ до̄нинтӏ
I gave them my two maps before the night
Митохондриэ̄сы элэктростанцысы сэлулис
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Ро̄пӏә̄цӏәс тӏукӏәс бырӯърәс кӏуныъндэ тәмбәлыънигъ ләйктӏ ыъхатӏ
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
Бәтӏо̄э̄с виъсәм свәриндэ ӣррә такэ̄
All kings should be yeeted into the sun
Бәлэ бәлэ, тӏуъ бягъакӏыс чӏӯ быринтӏ?
Alright, how many fingers have you got
тӏӯъ двә̄ ынвис мигъәм костюмми уърринс джа̄гәд имрә бӣтэ̄
you are forcibly removed from the premises by two large men in onion costumes
Ми графемэ̄сы бәч ах зәмнис виъсәш нивӣцӏ, мин ю̄ътӏ палочк бәлкуъппыд тӏа̄тӏ кӏыриъччэ̄
I don't know what the worst grapheme of all time is, but palochka has to be near the bottom of the pile
Ик хвәз вин сә го̄кӏэ бырӯърӣъ упӏчӏэ ттӏәлтӏ.
I want to buy that brown cow.
Google ккӏа чӏиррәкӏ -4 уълӯмәс тытӏ
Google says it feels like -4 science
Уъпӏәнцӏды ё̄га, бӯр бәч кәма̄й?
To round them out, most mid plant?
Хә̄ Китайитиъ Тәссӣбәш, IX-тӏ Эттэ̄л: Басәйн Әлуттиъ
Origins of Chinese Civilization, Part IX: The Beer Pool
Ик видео выгәнцӏчӏитиъ әлутис Месопотамиисәс уккӏтӏгьэ гьу сә ындэ на̄рәнджэ диркӏтӏуъгьэ (тӏәс хин сакъӏ йәвисӣ нитӏыътӏыъ)
watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)
Ик эвар долар мәгьәд угь тӏви нитиртӏәды ибиртӏссә, ик эв долар тиритӏиъкьи
if i had one dollar for every brain you don't have, i'd have one dollar
Википедия Ансикьопӏэдиъсы хъывэ̄сы
Wikipedia The free encyclopedia
Гӯ Алагьэ̄ эвикӏәс екӏтӏыъ
Only God can say
Русәсы: ми воткӏӣъ бэз тэ̄нтӏ, бырэ̄тӏ митиъ
Russians: I love vodka my brother
Ик пӏа̄ккӏырг ыъхатӏ гӯънинтӏды пӯд
I threw a piece of food which was rotten
Гьәъкъыс трансгендерәм нӯъ!
Trans rights now!
Цэ̄вэ̄сы тӏопӏсы рутисы пӏа̄ккӏеисы гӯътӏ са̄дэ̄.
An apple is just a red, edible ball.
Ик гугъкьӏ тӏвитиъ ръакӏинәд тӏо митӏиъ гьу ик тӏви тӏӣъс бәетӏиъ бомакӏ /j
I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j
Ынвис Кӏвә̄ныс Тыренинк Гьукӯмэ̄с Ымытӏды Фәшил Гьудулэ̄ Дуъсыгъэ̄ Иминтӏинэыъ Нӯъ СӘ ПОСТ ДУЪТӀУЪИНӘД ФБэ:
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10 мӣънс быринтӏ гьу гәзәртиъ дә̄ъмэ̄с шуӏӯърс тӏәш биртӏ ю̄ътӏ нӯъ
10 months old and still needs his emotional support carrots
Бәвгчӏа̄сәрис Jokelang 2-әш висм ытэ̄кэ̄тӏгъэдуъмәс бырэджәмәс тэ̄нтӏә хин гьу мигъәмәс висм гъэдуъмәс нитэ̄нтӏә хин гьәссә̄рэ̄, гьу кэрпсы гьәссә̄рисы чанә̄м hoking-әсы (мыч тӏәш гъэддэ нӣъсысы до̄лэ̄с ӯъмтӏ) гӯътӏ.
Jokelang 2 speakers generally strongly like small ravens and strongly dislike large crows, and the usual method of hunting them is hoking (throwing one's shoe at the crow as if it were a country's leader).
«Ohio-инэ са̄дэ̄ :skull:» чӏигьтӏуъ екӏтӏуъ хуй тӏӯъсы вицӏ 9 никьӏачӏ
"Only in Ohio :skull:" shut the fuck up you unfunny 9 year old
Ынвис биврэс кьавиш бы̄ътӏ...
Several people are typing...
Комунистыс КПРФыъмбыд тӣнинтӏды гӯънтӏ.
There are communists who worked against the Communist Party.
Дыквэ̄сы ләчэ̄сы цӏва̄дэ̄ми гьу мәреерәми га̄йтӏ.
A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
Сычӏ ниттӏилтӏәыъ исәре
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Ыг екӏчӏа̄сәрыс пӏалуягэ̄мтиъ нибэ̄нтӏ руктӏэ̄. Гӯ тӏыътӏ тӏэ̄ образован стандартизирован вис нииъмтӏухъыъды эрчӏэ̄ э̄ррэ̄ са̄дэ̄. Кӏу 51%эс нуфӯсис Каспялъукъэ вә̄нд дыквӣъ сӯърӣъ дәркӏтӏыъ са̄дэ̄, мацорд нуфӯсис ба̄тӏ ныроджэ̄ о̄мэ̄ гьу никӏадгэ̄. Са̄зимысы нә̄ъ сә ыъхтӏ атӏэл.
Speakers of Russo-Guimin do not speak correctly. It is only because they don't have sufficient access to good standardized schooling. In Kaspiysk only 51 percent of the population is literate in the standard language, the rest of the population speaks incorrectly on a daily and casual basis. As an organization we abhor this.
Әттӏма бырӯъ? Чӏӯниъ ик гьар тӏәмӣ ыъкӏтӏды, Ми вӣцӏухъ са̄дэ̄ тәба̄р сэ̄тиъ ыъттӏ миъгы шумә; гӯ кӏунәм биврәм пыриютӏәд гьӣкьӏинэ кӏырәв миъгы бытӏ.
Is she pure? When I ask that I'm only wondering whether or not her ancestry is mixed, many dogs from shelter in the area have mixed blood.
Ыг сэ̄сы питбуләсы пәррикъ виъкӏәд Румыниэ ниминми Sighet-әми әмтӏә. Кӏо таркӣбәс тӏәшэ̄с родословнае̄с 70%әм такърӣбән питбулитиъ тыринтӏ. Ыг сә дыкӏтӏәыъ сиъфэ̄синэ бивринэ мә̄ттӣинэ гьу биохимическинэ тӏәшэ̄с. Кӏо эттэ̄лэ̄сы гӯънтӏды эве кӏимликӏәд иъркъис тӏәшэ̄с.
She's a rescued pit-bull from a town in Romania called Sighet. Her genealogical composition comprises of around 70% pitbull. This can be noticed in many of her physical and biochemical traits. Facets unique to her species' identity.
Сә ккӏа дәъгътсы ширйә̄нинс тӏо 141сы/91сы, е бирк хин уъртӏмысы сәрэ̄. Ик рицэпӏтӏ диуретикәмтиъ кәм тӏэ̄ дӯтӏиъ сә кумагбыдэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ тӏӯъ рацён тӏвитиъ нэкӏычӏ тӏиркӏтӏ иттӏ ю̄ътӏ шифә̄ӏ угь диркӏычӏрэ̄.
It says here your blood pressure is 141/91, even higher than last time. I'll give you a prescription for some diuretics to help with that, but to see any improvement you really do need to change your diet.
Кӏумӣ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик вит тӏви сә компютэр бәвкӏтӏыъды, М кьавиш акӏтӏ иначӏ виъсэ̄? Тӏви вӣцӏухъ кьавишэ̄с итӏэрэ̄с кәм хин ыъсинтӏкьиды пычац мин ю̄ътӏ вэ̄, сә са̄дэ̄. Чинаграмэ̄сы микравалнофкэ̄с дыкӏтӏә нӯъ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик кӏо̄ш бы̄ътӏды бәвг.
Why is it that every time I let you use this computer the M key always gets stuck? You'd think at least some other keys would be messed up but no, just that one. Now every time I try to type it looks like a transcript of a microwave.
Басәйн 10:00инигъ 20:00инигъ гӯътӏ ппё. Сәм, нӣш «НЕ КУРИТЬ»итиъ дыкӏтӏуъ;
тӏуъ сә сигарэтӏ тэтӏиъбыдкьи гӯъинәдды хвәз ттӏилитӏиъдыссә.
The pool is open from 10:00 to 20:00. Also, mind the No Smoking sign; you can finish that cigarette outside if you'd like.
Бибәшшэ̄д хин, сәшшид Глебов, Нә̄ъ сә пӏалтӏ тӏвитиъ ттитӏиъыъ ла̄втӏ тӏукӏэ̄. Луътфән спа митиъ бәвкӏтӏуъ сәбыдэ̄, хъывэ̄ возмещениэ̄сы ниудопстәш.
I'm so sorry Mr. Glebov, we can get that coat of yours cleaned up shortly. In the meantime, please help yourself to our spa free of charge as compensation for the inconvenience.
Бэ̄ръ руктӏ, ыг сә дә̄рӣтӏуъсы дуъсыгъәсы. Кӏу гъуллакъинсы тӏәш?
I'm gonna be honest, that was too long. What's the gist of it?
Кӏу тәълӣм тӏвитиъ дӯнтӏычӏ диншэ̄ хин иттиълә̄ъис, әгәрчи тэ̄нтӏ пӏырәппыъ пәррикъ э̄нмнӣ гьу ка̄гъәмәс имчӏинэ, вит е хин ниимтӏәухъ. Ми якӏэтӏиъкьи тӏӯъ нипӏитт двиъбӣънтӏды вӣдрәгьэыъэ̄ е әттыэ̄.
Giving your teachings in a such a information-dense way, while great for saving breath and paper, makes them much less accessible. I'd suggest you re-write them in a way that's more easily parseable.
Ик гьәълтӏ эвэ сә буравае̄м Palestine-әмиэ та̄тӏ та̄тӏ. Чӏӯниъ сә ы̄в гӯънтӏэды нӯъ э̄нкӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, вит ы̄в двитӏӣъмдэ синтӏинтӏ. Гъё̄мәсы хин.
I work on one of them oil rigs by Palestine (Texas). Once the one we're at now comes up empty they'll send us over to the next one. Hell of a way to make a living.
Тӏви барбекюә̄ гӯътӏссә мац, динэ мэ̄тӏбырэ̄тӏръис мәс John синттӏуъ. Тӏәс нугь такърӣбән тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏәлтӏкьиды уъпӏтӏыъ пӏырәппыъэ̄ хин тӏӯъ мӣм гьу зәм эрчӏ тӏәмӣ ттутӏиъссә. Әгәрчи гьар нугьдэ хин выгинтӏды тынэнтӏды шаркъээ̄ тӏәмӣ мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ, сә барбекюәсы гьашәсы вэ̄гӯътӏ.
If it's barbecue you got a hankering for head on over to my uncle John's. Just about anything you could want he can cook up real nice if you give him enough meat and time. Don't ask him for none of that shit they make out East though, that ain't real barbecue.
Китә̄бы пӏырәппыъәс чӏиррәкӏ до̄ттӏнӣ хханэ бытӏ. Нигӯътӏ кӏэнчӏ тӏӯъ тӣтӏды япӏ гьу двиъсинттӏдэды уъртӏмэ̄ чӏӯ, тӏви вә̄нд кӏокӏтӏычӏәд имитӏиъ джо̄ш виъсэ̄. Ӏә̄дә̄бә̄ вит ым ләйктӏ бы̄ъминдэ хая̄лнә̄м сәм та̄нтӏуъпӏтӏэыъ, ыъкӏа̄нәс мухтәлифэ̄, сәнчӏэ̄сы гӯътӏ оккӏ тӏвитиъ бы̄ъмәд гьашәд мәнцӏ.
A great book is like a close friend. No matter how many times you close it and come back to it, you'll always derive joy from reading it. Literature allows us to dive into a world of our imagination, in other words a distraction from the real world.
Чӏӯсы ниминсы сә эв тимсә̄лис ынӣс ыъкӏмыънэ зәнцӏ гьу юрр сәтиъ гинэ тӏәш лләнцӏ гӯътӏ? Тӏви вэцӏухъма ръо̄н сәтиъ сидычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ, би кисәр сәтиъ би кин сәтиъ вӣдухъычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ? О̄ сә гӯътӏ, The Thinker!
What's the name of that one statue of the guy sitting on a rock with his fist on his chin? Do you think his butt gets sore from all the sitting or his hand or chin get sore from all the thinking? Oh that's what it was, The Thinker!
Тә̄тӏуъ дәндәл... Тофәнг тыътӏуъ.
Steady... Fire.
Тэкра̄рм сәтиъ виркӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, бәлэ, мин ю̄ътӏ сә гӯътӏ нэ̄чӏэ тӏӯъ о̄ста̄д сәтиъ нэкӏитӏиъды гьашэ̄. Тӏӯъ бэ̄нтӏычӏәм вӣдинтӏ, бә̄вр сә̄ъэ̄с огъэ̄рэ.
The repetitiveness of it is boring, yes, but it's the only way you'll truly master it. You know what they say, ten thousand hours and whatnot.
Ик сә имчӏ стырелбищрэ̄дэ ттӏилитӏиъкьи джо̄ш, мин ю̄ътӏ ВАГ-73-әсы, джо̄дэ̄с сә висэ̄с хин, исинтӏ дуъчч уът дыкӏрәды.
It'd be fun to take this one out on the range, but VAG-73s, especially in this good of condition, are hard to come by.
Ккӏа эвмәс "ретвит" сә сӯъринӣ ттытӏ. Чӏу мәън тиртӏ?
It says someone "retweeted" that picture. What does that mean?
Ик почт электрон вицәпуръәд Нигериәд до̄тӏә нӯъ. Кӏу чӏӯниъ хин гьарац ми вит синтӏды тӏәмӣ ымтӏә, тӏәс вит 20млн₽ мэ̄ ӣнтӏцы, ик гӯътӏиъ ри!
I just got electronic mail from a Nigerian prince. He said that as soon as the money I sent him comes through he'll send me 20 million rubles, I'm rich!
Кӏатӏырг, мамэ̄ "сә̄ъгьир пӏакӏайф" накӏытӏ иттифа̄къ гьу нуъ кор га̄йтӏ гьайъ нәджәмисинэ, ик гьинэцӏ тә̄тӏгьэ, вӣ е-секс рп кансел эхэнтӏуъ, ик ирр рӯъгьнӣ тӏо опӏтӏ гәмбэсинигъ къа̄риш ноднипӏиттәш
Kitten, mommy accidentally got "wizard high" and is now in the astral realm, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, I can't find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate
Иккы Karmandric Mossraven-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ пӏә̄ш митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Joranathon Thornblood-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шафсәр митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Vortebel Graveheart-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ квартӏ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Thorandis Wolfpenus-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ мэс ыъкминытиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Grunduplunk Wormnugget-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шәлг ттӏытӏуъ бәтт рәцӏәнэ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Dribbapindus Horsecorn-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ гьэ̄м шырапӏнэлиътиъ гэнэ̄тиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Eggnut Thunderbarf-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ милиътӏкъарӏ тӏәпӏыгъан вәппэ̄биъ тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Jerbinkus Cheesetickle-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ суккакӏ ю̄ъсә̄ тӏипӏә̄ эвпӏә̄въкӏ тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ
I am Karmandric Mossraven, you have my axe I am Joranathon Thornblood, you have my blade I am Vortebel Graveheart, you have my hammer I am Thorandis Wolfpenus, you have my bag of rocks I am Grunduplunk Wormnugget, you have my turnip tied to a rope I am Dribbapindus Horsecorn, you have my handful of loose shrapnel I am Eggnut Thunderbarf, you have my old pumpkin filled with wasps I am Jerbinkus Cheesetickle, you have my ladle full of fairly warm soup
Кӏу мӣттӏыъмбыд горилинигъ гьу гризлинигъ тӏыънтӏкьима кӏәппӏытт?
Гӯ жавабсы, тәъбәън, кӏәппӏытт гориләсы.
Би ымтӏуъ.
Гӯ огьӯрсы тӏәш са̄дәсы, гьу эв огьӯрсы са̄дэ̄.
Ыг кӏәппӏытт горил бягъакӏыс тыринтӏ, гьу сә бягъакӏыс быъгэнтӏыъ AR-15 афтӏаматӏәм двиъ-тирды.
What would win in a fight between a silverback gorilla and a grizzly bear? The answer, of course, is a silverback gorilla. Now hold on. The reason for this is very simple, and it's only one reason. A silverback gorilla has fingers, and it can use those fingers to dual-wield AR-15 assault rifles.
Такърӣбән ккӏа «кӏу хин пирог митиъ бәвкӏтӏ»
Such as "who the hell is eating my pie"
Синтӏинтӏиндэ гӯънцӏ гьарпацӏ ябыкъмппӏэ нә̄ъм, эттэз бэ̄нтӏды кӏу "Твә̄р тӣтӏуъ ппё чӏуъ ы̄в тӣнтӏыъ гьарпацӏ." Кӏу ми "Ни, ик мит нибытӏ та̄тӏ нукӏтӏэ̄, ппёмэ мәс двиъсинтӏинтӏуъиндэ," мин ю̄ътӏ кӏэнинтӏ лыцӏакӏ туърмәс ккӏыърэ̄с гьу ккәлэ̄с ттәнцӏ. Ик ләйктӏ динэрдыъмбыд синтӏытӏ каркар ппанцӏ гьу синтӏнинтӏәдды иъшш. Ик нипӏитт бы̄ътӏ пӏәччӏ гьар тӏэ̄ екӏды вит возмещени сыттӏ ми тӏэ̄тӏссәцы ыджэ̄, ик кӏуъ тыътӏ боркь мэ̄ ытӏухъды. Мәссимба̄ла̄.
They came in drunk after we closed, demanding "Open the door so we can drink." I said "No, I don't have wine at night, come back when I open," but they started to lever the doors with knives and rods. I jumped up to the roof shouting and so they ran off. I therefore write to ask you to send for compensation if I'm justified, so I get what I'm due. Best wishes.
сон. тӏәрнерәм. ыг «JAPAN expo»дэ синтӏычӏ ттӏил е джо̄ш. миръәдж байрамӣ до̄леисӣ та̄тӏ еркӏи. до̄лэ̄сы сәм әттӏ мигъ гьу цӏиръ хин. вин. яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ. бәлэ ю̄ъс о̄с мэ̄ дыкӏытӏ рукӏтӏэ̄. яоиәсы. июл 14э байрамсы до̄леисы ватӏинс мигъәш мәс. ыг сә о̄мэ, вин яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ.
hier. des jeunes. ils preferent aller a la Japan expo. plutot que feter la fete nationale. notre si grand et beau pays. ils achetent. des yaois. oui mous m'avez bien entendu. des yaois. le 14 julliet la fete nationale notre grand patrie. ce jour la ils achetentdu yaoi
yesterday. the youth. they prefer going to JAPAN expo. instead of celebrating the national holiday. our country so big and beautiful. they buy. yaois. yes you heard me right. yaois. the 14th of july the national holiday our big homeland. this day, they buy yaoi.
Кӏу нәвъсы эукариотэ̄с сәсы? Бибәшшэ̄д, ми кӏиәш нииттӏ са̄дэ̄.
What kind of eukaryote is that? Sorry, I'm just not from around here.
Ыг эукариотэ̄с сә о̄мә̄ээ̄ вэдинтӏухъ эве хин га̄йнтӏды. «Ӯ ик сэлулм тӏырӣ тыринтӏ нӯъ, ми квырки хин әттӏма?» вирг кӏатӏуъ мацордиъсыэ̄ нә̄ъм. Гӯ ик дәъякъ упӏитӏиъкьи сэлулм дуъсыгъә̄с лар тты̄нәсды мәнтӏиъ гьәъшшәд ни эонигъ эв хин гьу сә виъсм тэ̄нтӏды вэ̄вэдәнтӏиъ.
Eukaryotes these days think they're so special. "Wow I have three cells now aren't I so quirky?" get a job like the rest of us. I bet in not even an eon they'll be hoarding too many cells to count and not even know what all of them do.
Да̄стиныс виъсә̄с ккӏа, ми сәнтӏитӏиъкьи иъшш е тӏукӏэ̄ ик гьәъч сә дыро̄вӣ тә̄тӏссә.
Әгәрчи тита̄тӏ, әмтӏухъчӏәсы са̄дэ̄ мәс интӏвицыэ̄сы кӏӯгьәд сә дәр ццӏапӏыгъан ита̄тӏ мәджнӯн сәнтӏитӏиъкьичӏәш такэ̄ иъшш гӯътӏ.
The legends all say that if I ate the fruit from this tree I would run faster. Now that I have though, all I've gained is the feeling that I should run faster from whatever possessed that old tree.
Зыз бӣн бырэдж, зыз зыз бӣн бырэдж. Икми синттӏуъ гьу вит бо̄шшәм виъсә̄с дыкӏрә!
Buzz little bee, buzz buzz little bee. Come along and find all the flowers with me!
Къа̄нӯными авиацыэ̄с виъды̄нәс виъсәмы сәмвоккӏәд, бӣнәс пӏэкк ӣтӏыъ такэ̄ ни угьэ̄. Пӏэккәм исинтӏ бырэдж дуъсыгъэ̄ билтӏ тӏуъм бырэдж сәтиъ буътнуъпӏәд тирыъндэды. Бӣнәс, тәъбәън, пӏэкк ӣтӏ ни кӏэнчӏ. Э̄ррэ̄ бӣнә̄с кӏадг сәнчӏэ̄мәс мәнвис нитты̄нәсыъчӏэ вӣдинтӏухъды нидӯнтӏ.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
«Quick brown fox» матын чаме эттэзе баръиъбиъ әърәбӣс бырӯъос, кӏо̄ш сәвътӣэ̄мәс гьу нәъгьыввӣ бӣъды са̄дэ̄. Рэ̄дыкэ̄сы кӏыриъччэ̄сы га̄йтӏ пӏӯв, гьу тӏиркӏтӏерәм виъсәм ик виъдәнцӏухъды нӯъбыд воккӏытиъ гьу нипӏиттитиъ (сингармонизмәми) чӏиррәкӏимбыд әъсрӣимбыд ттӏилинтӏычӏәсы мәс гӯътӏ двиъчӏ
obligatory quick brown fox sample text using entirely arabic words just to test out phonetics and grammar. first is the definite proto, and second is me implementing all sound and ortho changes (including the vowel harmony) ive thought of so far into what the modern may end up looking like
уът ми пӏэкк мӣндэ уът ми бӣътӏ хин хуй уът сә вӣдытӏчӏэ мәс мидиркӏтӏ кӏурсәд джиу-джитсуәш мӣнис мәс
fly me to the moon let me kick is fucking ass let me show it what I learned in my moon jujitsu class
мән сә иттӏинәд хроническэ̄ ппанцӏинигъчӏ кӏукӏтӏ тэ̄нтӏ кӏу О̄О̄О̄о̄о̄о̄ э̄, сә чӏиппэкӏ двә̄ гьә̄ъцӏвис хвәз семичкӣъ сәм ттӏилды тир ХИН
person who is chronically outside they see discourse and just go HOOOooo man, this is JUST like when two sparrows want the same sunflower seed
гномәм до̄лэ̄с, уттӏыс митиъ минтӏуъ джа̄гдэ, хиттӏэнтӏды такэ̄ э̄ сәнчӏэ̄сы хин сәсы такърӣбән огьӯрсы пӏытт митиъ сә вебсайтәд тӣды тӏиркӏтӏ әттӏ дыъчч га̄йтӏ хин. Джа̄гэ чӏу адуъкӏ, мэ̄ екӏтӏуъ, сә нәвъ апсурд джо̄де вит дыкӏтӏә. west virginia
country gnomes, take my bones to a place, they don't belong see shit like this is the reason that it's so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense. west virginia
мәнг гэнырг. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. ми тӏэ̄тӏды такэ̄. гъайб ёргъ. ссәнцӏ хин. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. мәнг гэнырг.
comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed.
Маргьәъбән джәнгәлэ Нә̄ъ дәрвис диврә̄с тыринтӏ Нә̄ъ виъсм тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏилды тиртӏ Сә сәнчӏэ̄сы дыро̄всы гӯънтӏссә
Welcome to the jungle We've got lots of trees We've got everything you want If that thing is trees
ГӮЪТӀКЬИ ГОСПӀОД ОПОССУМ
«Госпӏод Опоссум, ик тӏви рыцардэ ттӏилтӏ»
LONG LIVE SIR POSSUM "Sir Possum, I knight thee"
The word person starts with the M sound. Ma, ama, am.
Гӯ баръиъс мән воккӏэ М кӏантӏ. Ма, а-ма, ам.
Бэ̄ръ икми якӏтӏәгьэ. Мән. Ә дыкӏтӏуъ кӏыриъчч тӣ рукӏтӏэ̄. Ни мәън, мән.
Sound out the word with me. Person. Be sure to get the Ä right. Not meaning, person.
Ривалюцыэ̄сы Сәънӏэ̄с гьу артинксы тӏәш фә̄джиъэ̄сы бәшаринӣ ӣттӏ. Мутт гайджэ̄тиъ сәм до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» ттӏанцӏды воркӏтӏ е биврэ̄ хин, мин ю̄ътӏ вит ынкӏэрутив ӣттӏ нидырӯ, вит гайдж ӣттӏ нитӏыпӏтӏ, вит мәнвис карә̄м нибибытӏ, вит әза̄б психологическ (тӏыриътӏ бы̄ъмэ әза̄б мә̄ттӣ сәм) киттӏакӏ нинуътӏ, зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тита̄тӏ. тихнологиэ̄ дэвэлопӏ та̄мынәс та̄мынәсчӏәс вит ттӏанцӏчӏ тӣтӏиъ дуъш. Тәъбәън вит мәнвис карә̄мәд е бивр имәнтӏиъ гьу зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тӣтӏиъ, якъӣн вит нидырӯм ынкӏэрутивнтиъ гьу әза̄б психологическ е кӏэнитӏиъ, вит әза̄б мә̄ттӣ до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» е кӏэнитӏиъкьи.
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
Катуъсы Къарнысинэ Мичинэ:
- гьәълтӏ вис та̄нәнцӏ
- кәлӣсдэ иънәнцӏ
- кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е иънәнцӏ
- ынкӏэрутивинӣ дуънәнцӏ
Катуъсы нӯъ:
- тәмбәл гьу умәдур
- кә̄фирс
- тәмбәл дуъсыгъ кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е ӣтӏды
Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs
Хозяйн Тӏӣтӏә Бӣт Рентӏ Ттӏәлтӏыъндэды Э̄ррэ̄ Пакъинӣ Е Мигьэ Вӣдытӏухъ
Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number
Сә гӯътӏ Агь Сытӏәнцӏ сәтиъ екӏтӏуърэ̄ роспинэ джәрәнинэ
There he is Bear His arrival was foretold in ancient murals.
БУЪТ ӢТӀ ТЭ̄НТӀ ВИЪПӀЫ КАКМӘСӘРЭ̄ ВИЪСЭ̄ ИК ПӀАЛАВИЦЭ̄С МИТИЪ ТТӀӘЛНИНТӏИНЭ НЫРОДЖЭ̄
THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH MY EVERY STEP I HAVE INSTALLED MY FLOORBOARDS INCORRECTLY
Двә̄ Кӏонтӏорэ̄с Джәрим Тә̄тӏә Несоблюдениэ̄с Нон Запӏравкӏэ̄сэ Minnesota-әш
Two Companies Fined for Violations at Nine Minnesota Gas Stations
Ми вӣцӏ тӏӯъ вәд сыттӏыъды висэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кьӏӯтӏәсы гӯътӏ тӏӯътӏы дуъсыгъэ̄. Луътфән кьӏа̄тӏигъ синттӏуъ, километырәм пӏә̄въкӏә̄с са̄дэ̄ кӏиъсәд ттӏэнтӏ.
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few kilometers from here.
Э̄ ТӀВИ
МӘН КЬЁВ
СЫПАС ИКМИ СИЦӀДЫ 🙂
ИК ТТӀИЛЫТӀ ДЖО̄Ш ХИИИИИИН 🙂
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Э̄РРЭ̄ ТӀӮЪСЫ БӘЧ ДОТТАГЪЫСЫ МӘС
HEY YOU COOL GUY THANKS FOR HANGING OUT WITH ME 🙂 I HAD A LOOOOOOT OF FUN 🙂 YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE FOR A SLEEPOVER MY MOM WILL MAKE US POPPYCORN AND LET US WATCH PG-13 MOVIES AND I'LL LET YOU PICK BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
Э̄кь вӣърэ упӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ о̄мныънэ эв. Э̄кь вӣърэ вит нэкӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ мацордйыънэ гӯътӏэ̄с
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Кӏуън кӏорчымэ̄йндэ синтӏытӏ гьу екӏатӏ «ик нугь никӏукӏтӏыъ, ик тӏәмӣ ппёэ̄ упӏитӏиъ.»
A dog walked into a tavern and said "I can’t see a thing, I'll open this one."
Нәгн, Нәгн; о̄ әъджәб (митиъ).
Нәгн, Нәгн; сәнттӏуърэ̄дэ мэ̄ пӏа̄ккӏ дуътӏ.
Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine). Bread, Bread; come feed me.
Дунайәд Волгадэ! ръӯе̄сы двә̄, до̄лэ̄сы эв!
From the Danube to the Volga! - Two rivers, One nation!
Баркалааа ик гьуъпп гъайбмәс ттӏытӏ! Әсинтӏ мыд гьу та̄нрәыъ гынэчӏ гьу ик гьуъпп гыркисӣ та̄нтӏычӏэ ттӏытӏ!
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
Ыг компютэрәс тӏо пӏаникӏ ядрэ̄ дәркӏытӏухъ гьу тынтӏ ю̄ътӏ виъкӏэн. Кьавиш бы̄ътӏуъ би мытӏуъ сә̄нӣэ̄ кәм синтӏычӏрэ̄ тӏо.
Your computer has experienced a kernel panic and had to restart. Press a key or wait a few seconds to continue.
Сә чӏӯйәсы киттәсы. Дыкӏинтӏуъ кӏыриъчч әмә̄л тӏвитиъ виъс ю̄ъсми им ю̄ъс сытӏинтӏинәдычӏрэ̄ пӏайсәш.
This is the last stop. Make sure to take all your belongings with you before leaving the train.
♖ Рухх
Руктӏэ̄ ӣтӏ
♗ Фӣл
Диагоналэ̄ ӣтӏ
♕ Вәзӣр
Вәзӣрәсы = руххәсы + фӣләсы
♔ Шә̄гь
Къиъттэ̄сы бәч гы̄рэ̄сы
♘ Гьиъса̄н
L-игъ ӣтӏ
♙ Бэ̄дакъ
Ӣтӏрэ̄дэ са̄дэ̄
♖ The rook It moves in straight lines ♗ The bishop It moves diagonally ♕ The queen Queen = rook + bishop ♔ The king The most important piece ♘ The knight It moves in an L shape ♙ The pawn It moves forward only
Тӏӯъ хвәз званич екӏычӏэ ттӏәлтӏссә, луътфән тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу кӏо̄ш двиъбы̄ътӏуъ. Тӏӯъ кумаг бытӏссә ю̄ътӏ, тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу набирач чилифонистэ тӏо бәвкӏтӏуъ.
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.
Сәлә̄м. Ниминсы мэ̄ Inigo Montoya-әсы. Тӏӯъ пӏыътӏсәр митиъ бӣънтӏ мир, мытӏӣъ сицӏуъ.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Нон Сәнчӏэ̄сы Кӏвӣш Гъарӣбдэ Хин Екӏды
«Ик пӏыланэ̄с тыринтӏ. Тӏӯъ әлма̄с тытӏма?»
«Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе!»
«Къӏайлэ̄, иккы гориләсы.»
«Тӏӯъ мәън сәәд имтӏма? Э̄, сә угь?»
«Тӣтӏуъ тәзә̄ъгьар вӣсы кӏәчӏәпӏиси ниминми Luther гьу Emily исинтӏды. Ик кӏадг чӏусы чӏусы нидуътӏ.»
«Кисасы тӏо сәм макароны с сыром-әми га̄йнтӏма бинк?»
«Ми пӏӣрӯъ синтӏытбыд.»
«Нәгнәсы гӯънтӏ гьаш.»
«Тӏви вӣцӏ, ттӏанцӏчӏинэ адуъкӏинэ, ми вӣцӏухъ вӣсы сәрвәрәсы къәптта̄нэ̄м дошмәне гӯънинтӏкьиды, сә двә̄ла кэрпы, ппа̄нәс нэ̄чӏэ... вӣкӏәм я̄вэ̄де?... имчӏәш е е гьандуг, ниыъкӏанцӏ, шипәл, вэ̄, нивире хин, нвәнцӏуъпӏтӏэцы»
Nine Things to Whisper to Complete Strangers "I have the plans. Do you have the diamond?" "Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts!" "Secretly, I am a gorilla" "Does this make sense to you? Like, any of it?" "Pretend we are turtles named Luther and Emily. I don't care who's who." "Are your pockets full of macaroni and cheese, too?" "I arrived by elephant." "Bread is real." "You know, under different circumstances, I believe we could have been the owners of rival graveyards, each resorting to increasingly desperate, not to mention questionable, nay, even illegal, means to secure , how shall we say... permanent residents?"
Чӏӯниъ ик 5 такърӣбән йә̄рәм ибринтӏды ик гьар мэ̄тӏръӣ мәс ыъкӏатӏ чӏуәд «ынуъсы кәм рәнгэ̄сы адуъкӏэ̄сы га̄йнтӏ» гьу кӏо «э̄ррэ̄ ала̄гьәс хвәз тәъмнӣ биврисмәс ттӏәлытӏ» гьу диркӏинтӏуъ хин сәсы сәнчӏэ̄сы екӏчӏәш ныроджисы гӯънинтӏ э̄ррэ̄ ми ивӣцӏухъ 3 йә̄рэсигъэ̄ ала̄гьәс пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс тӣтӏды миртӏ тэ̄нтӏцы
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavours" and let me tell you that was the wronf thing to say because for the next 3 years i though god ate people when they died
къәръәмер - хъэрә̄ ттӯнәс
heroism - kidneys donated
Ик ча̄лэш рәгә̄муътиъ тиртӏ
Э̄ ик йәвгъ мычэ̄мтиъ тытӏ ик термопластикә̄ ттӏытӏдэды буъц, гьу ыг мэ̄тӏсәр мәс суӏә̄л тӏәштиъ мэ̄ эхатӏ, ба̄тӏцы гьәмәтӏиъс ттӏытӏдэ буъц, ми якӏтӏәэды кӏо «гьәмәтӏинигъ гьу термопластикинигъ зонэ̄сы пӏәжэ̄сы.»
I have a translation challenge so I have a pair of shoes I'm holding together with hot glue, and my mother probed me about it, saying they're being held together by hope, to which I said, "there's a fine line between hope and hot glue."
ТӀӮЪ 25ТӀ НУКӀТӀИНЭ ВИЛИКӀ СӘ ПИРИЛӘД ПӀӘЖ ИМЫТӀМА?
ТӀӮЪ МИРТӀ НЭКӀИНТӀИЪ!
ИК ВИТ ТӀВИ МИРТӀ УЪПӀИТӀИЪ. ИК ӢР ТӀВИТИЪ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪ МАЦОРДЭ̄ ГАЙДЖЭ̄С МӘС. ИК ТӀВИ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪГЬЭ. ТӀӮЪ СУЪП НИРИМИТӀИЪ РИМИТӀИЪ. АЛА̄ГЬӘС ПӘРРИКЪ ТӀЭ̄ НИИМИТӀИЪ. МИ ТӀӮЪДЭ ӢТӀ.
DID YOU TAKE A GREY BIKE FROM THESE RAILINGS ON THE NIGHT OF THE 25TH? YOU ARE GOING TO DIE! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. END T REST OF MY LIFE TRACKING YOU DOWN. I WILL FIND YOUYOU WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. GOD WILL NOT SAVE YOU. I AM COMING FOR YOU.
Тӏәс хурхуд ппӏәрӣъ ттытӏ мӣнэ̄ сәрэ̄, гьу ыб гьу свәр двә̄ анккьӏигъ имнинтӏухъ. Мин ю̄ътӏ бишэ̄кӏәм вит бӯр хуй кӏа̄сигъ тӏәш нэкӏытӏчӏ нэ̄чӏэ никӏукӏунтӏгьэыъ нӯъ.
He swallowed a seed last month and then got rain and sunshine for two weeks straight. But doctors still can't figure out how he grew a fucking plant through his skull.
сипӏтӏы кӏугвис сә виъс зинтӏды олур, биккӏ ккэн сә дыкӏинтӏбыдды, пӏукӏ гьәълкъэ̄с зәреэ̄с сә виъс минтӏдэды, гьу дыро̄инэ къуърис ллинтӏды бәтт
seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five golden rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree to bind them
Блёск Кьә̄вкӏ Блёск Ты̄ме Майрам эстетикэ̄с гьвиләмтиъ сәсы блисынэ̄сы ми тэ̄нтӏә э̄нкӏтӏ абдалэ̄. иккы иттӏ емыр гьвиләсы
Blue Glitter Smoke Glitter Sunset fish aesthetics those are lures I've been fooled. I'm as dumb as a fish
Сә екксы мәс гӯътӏ: Сә басысы мәс гӯътӏ: Сә холсәсы мәс гӯътӏ:
This is my brush: This is my paint: This is my canvas:
Ни, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы ни кӏэнчӏ. Тӏӯъсы мёлкъӏэ̄сы гилтӏэ̄сы шәкәргьӯтӏеэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи нӯъ лол
Nah, a dad joke is a dad joke no matter what. You could be a pregnant lizard with diabeties, it would still be a dad joke lol
тӏӯъ вирг хин сә о̄мэ тита̄тӏ
э̄ эстроген тытӏуъ! !
youve worked so hard today here have estrogen! !
Có rất ngiều nước trong cơ thể tôi. Bạn có muốn uống nó không?
Вәт бивр суълтӏинэ мәс гӯътӏ. Тӏӯъ лоб ытӏинэчӏитиъ тәртӏма?
There is a lot of water in my body. Do you want to drink it?
тита̄тӏ НЭ̄ЧӏЭ? ниӣтӏуъпӏтӏэухъды? сә гъәшш ала̄гьэ бибы̄ътӏ киттэ̄? ни. сә до̄ттӏ гьәъләзотиъ воркӏтӏ са̄дэ̄
HOW has he done it? without falling? has he cheated god at last? no. he has simply befriended the spirals
сә тӣтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ нииттӏды ппӏэ̄тӏ? тӏәс виъсмәтиъ вапщэ̄ вӣцӏухъ нитӣтӏыъ а̄вӣтӏ я̄вэ̄д ? сә нисӣм мэ̄ екӏтӏ хәъд сәэ тӏэ̄тӏ то̄къӣф сә ынуъмәс имтӏуъ
how can he do this without drowning? what on earth is he thinking he can't hold his breath forever ? this tells me nothing there is trickery afoot arrest this man
Нэч джа̄гысинэ бивринэ Канадэ̄с дәркӏтӏәыъ. Мин ю̄ътӏ ик пӏа̄ккӏ тӏәшӣъ нита̄тӏыъ, ни тӏэ̄лерппӏэ 2017әшппӏэ.
Cheese can be found in many areas of Canada. But I am not allowed to eat it, not after the incident of 2017.
Junior! Тӏви сәэ гӯътӏ! Тӏви айропортэ тӏэ̄тӏ кӏубыд?
Ик игзам рия̄дэ̄тиъ тиритӏиъ жакъ. Ми до̄ләд ӣтӏгьэчӏ тиртӏ ю̄ътӏ.
Dialogs
Guard 1: Сә тимсә̄л екӏатӏма нӯъ? Statue: Вэ̄ тәъбәън, тимсә̄лм ниекӏэнтӏ! Guard 2: Гьуъчч ццӏвис хин дӯтӏ. Guard 1: Бәлэ, синттӏуъигъ.
Guard 1: Did that statue just talk? Statue: Of course not, statues don't talk! Guard 2: It does raise a pretty good point. Guard 1: Alright, carry on.
ŋ't: Ик душ әдӣтӏ гьу пӏӯвәс ы̄ъс диркӏинтӏды "КЬАКӀ ЖЕНСКӘСЫ" лол
nico!: Бәлэ испанск виъдәнцӏухъ гьу кьакӏ женскәсы гӯътӏ
ŋ't: Мәӏс гьашэ̄
nico!: Испанск виъдәнцӏухъ или кьакӏ женскәсы ыъсәнцӏ?
ŋ't: Бәлэ
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Ми гьәърфӣ
nico!: Сә пӏоләсы тӏвитиъ гӯътӏ
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭 ŋ't: A true tragedy nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine ŋ't: Yes nico!: (gif) ŋ't: Literally me nico!: That is your gender
Чӏу уът уъм вӣдинтӏухъ са̄гьиърэ̄сы га̄йтӏды?
Э̄, вәт ми тыритон нэкӏытӏ!
Тыритон?
...Ик шифә̄ӏ тәрытӏ.
What makes you think she's a witch? Well, she turned me into a newt! A newt? ...I got better.
Ковбойәсы нигӯътӏыъ секси
Тӏви би кӏукӏтӏкьи емыр нӯъ
Cowboys can't be sexy I bet you feel dumb right now
Ыг сә мейн-кун гӯътӏухъ вис! Кӏосы винисы иминэчӏәш?
474,320₽.
Ми нивӣцӏухъ дӯтӏыъды.
that maine coon looks good! what's the price to adopt it? 474,320₽. I don't think I can afford that.
Огьан: Ми иттӏкьи емыр, мин ю̄ътӏ ми нииттӏ гьо̄шша̄р са̄дэ̄ссә.
Иван: Сә мәънинсы иттӏычӏәш емырәш гӯътӏ.
Огьан: Ми вӣцӏ. Сә огьурсы екӏчӏәш мәс.
Сӯкӏун: Ю̄ъс муджә̄дәл чӏәгьтӏыъ?
Огьан: Тӏӯъ якӏтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ СӘСЫ муджә̄дәлэ̄сы га̄йтӏды?
Сӯкӏун: Ик тӏви нииба̄тӏ. Ик Гэл гьу Әруъш ибэ̄тӏ.
Огьан: О̄.
Ohan: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart. Ivan: That's what being stupid means. Ohan: I know. That's why I said it. Sukun: Can you guys stop arguing? Ohan: How can you call THAT an argument? Sukun: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Gel and Arush. Ohan: Ah.
Кӏафээ Heg Sheg
Person 1: Сәлә̄м до̄ттӏ митиъ!
Person 2: Маргьәъбән бырэ̄тӏ митиъ, чӏу ик тӏви дӯтӏиъкьи?
Person 1: Чай гьу нәгн луътфән.
Person 2: Тәъбәън, эв сә̄нӣ.
Person 1: Шукрән бырэ̄тӏ.
Person 2: Чай чо̄ би голл?
Person 1: Чо̄ луътфән.
Person 2: Кьакӏ би ни?
Person 1: Бәлэ.
Person 2: Шәкәр?
Person 1: Бәлэ.
Person 2: Сицӏуъ гэвшэкӏ. Ик тӏви екӏэтӏиъ шән кӏэнцы уъджиттӏ.
Person 1: Шукрән.
At the café Heg Sheg Person 1: Hello my friend! Person 2: Welcome my brother, what can I get you? Person 1: Tea and bread please. Person 2: No problem, one moment. Person 1: Thank you brother. Person 2: Black tea or green? Person 1: Black please. Person 2: Milk or no? Person 1: Yes. Person 2: Sugar? Person 1: Yes. Person 2: You go relax. I'll tell you when the kettle boils. Person 1: Thank you.
9 Январэ, 2024
擺扽先生方士肉的 — Жакъ 5:33э 1800быд виъсмәс би пӏа̄ккӏ ттытӏзәм. Гима̄хыргэс пӏӯв 1800әд кӏантӏ.
愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 6:26э тәъбәън ынвис пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргэс гьу ынуъмәс 1800эсинэ ӣропӏинтӏ итинэнтӏ
HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Жакъ 7:53э гима̄хыргэс кәмбәмәс нига̄йнтӏыъ вис :(
wow — Жакъ 7:53э мәссәлэсы ыберәш
Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 7:54э Тӏэ̄ сӣ якӏтӏә
愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:04э ик пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргәмәс кобалтәми та̄тӏ та̄тӏ о̄мэ̄ виъсэ̄
Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 8:07э Ик дыкӏырг әлма̄сӣ кәмбәм упӏинтӏ олоркӏ хин бы̄ътӏ та̄тӏ
愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:43э ик дыкӏырг джӣвӣ джо̄ддэ мәс накӏтӏуъ мммммм мэтӏалс гыро̄ә̄с ләзӣз хин
January 9, 2024
擺扽先生方士肉的 — Today at 5:33 AM Until 1800, everybody ate each other. The first tomb stones date from 1800.
愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 6:26 AM clearly humans stopped eating humans and tomb stones in the 1800s
HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Today at 7:53 AM tomb stones can't be good for your teeth :(
wow — Today at 7:53 AM skill issue
Mikey!!! :D — Today at 7:54 AM Speak for yourself
愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:04 AM i eat tomb stones with cobalt every day
Mikey!!! :D — Today at 8:07 AM I munch on diamond to make my teeth extra polished
愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:43 AM i munch on mercury get on my level mmmmmm heavy metals so yummy
«Тӏви тӏэ̄тӏ чӏӯ, о̄ ве̄тӏер лазутӏтиъ»
«Иккы Iowa-әсы тӏэ̄тӏ.»
«Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ!»
"How do you feel, o wise one of the corn?" "I am one with Iowa." "He is one with the corn! One with the corn! One with the corn!"
Longer translations
Ик гьуъпп стэйкэ мәс ттӏытӏ, мин ю̄ътӏ ми вӣцӏухъ вӣ виъсэ̄ чӏиъгьинтӏуъ кӏо̄ш бы̄ънтӏ уът гӯъ биъцц. Ик бәгьа̄р би тәъмтәъм стэйкэ ниттӏилтӏ гьәссә̄рэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кӏуъ кӏадг дуътӏ? Э̄ррэ̄ чӏӯниъ сә кӏатӏ, гьуъж ыкӏуътиъ тытӏ. Стэйк печӣъ динис гьәссә̄рӣъ упӏычӏ иттӏ пӏә̄въ, гьу иттӏ тэ̄нтӏ сәвс. Сытӏинтӏуъинәд гьу диц ттытӏиъ. Эв гьу вен такърӣбән сә̄ъппӏэ, иттӏинэды дә̄рӣтӏэ̄ хин пӏәччӏ гӯътӏ сәвс гьу вәгы нӯъ. Сә пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс быъкӏтӏәыъ. Чам е̄мыргӣ тӏәш әмтӏуъухъ. Сә тәъм ккӏэ̄тӏнитиъ тытӏ. Вэ̄ ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәджә̄зӣәсы, ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәнуъшәсы гьәърфӣәсы гьашәсы.
Ик мыг митиъ тэтӏиъинэ, гьу ӣсиъм кӏэнинтӏссә нэкӏинтӏабиъссә сә ыъкӏтӏ ым ттинтӏыъ.
Нуъ дыкӏинтӏуъ зэ̄т тӏәдуъсыгъ хин ттӏилтӏ.
Гьвә̄пӏ, гьвә̄пӏ.
Ытӏуъәд -
I'm gonna add my chicken, and if the bubbles start to form around it that means we're good to go. Now realize that you put in way to much fucking oil. Okay, okay. Remove -
Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс.
Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ.
Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Ниминсы мәс Sir Lancelot of Camelot-әсы.
Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә.
Чӏусы рәнгэ̄сы кирмиънэ̄сы тӏо га̄йтӏ?
Кьә̄вкӏ.
Руктӏ. Синттӏуъдэ.
О̄, шукрән. Шукрән хин.
Гӯътӏ са̄д!
Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс.
Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ.
Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Sir Robin of Camelot-әсы.
Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә.
Чӏусы па̄йтәхтэ̄сы Әшшӯрә̄ёс га̄йтӏ?
Ми сә нивӣцӏ! А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄!
Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid. What is your name? My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. What is your favorite color? Blue. Right. Off you go. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. That's easy! Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid. What is your name? Sir Robin of Camelot. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. What is the capital of Assyria? I don't know that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ni̦xlo creation myth
Бы̄ъмәсы гӯънтӏ пӏә̄вл, мугьӣът бурн имтӏә, чӏӯниъ сиъръ дӯтӏәды. Болъукӏәд вӣыънэ синтӏытӏуъпӏтӏэ, вӣрэ̄ 3 билёнэ̄, бы̄ъкьӏ пӏирвытиъ тынтӏды; эттэ̄лэ̄тиъ я̄вэ̄деәтиъ суълтӏос ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш. Ӣхатӏ биъцӏ е̄н сытӏытӏ 3 иррэ̄ вид синтӏытӏдэцы. Билтӏ тӏәш нэкӏнинтӏ, вид иттӏппӏыдды плитӏэ̄с тектоническэ̄с, гьу буът упӏды. Әгәрчи буътнәс гайдж до̄нтӏ, тәттӣдэ̄сы тӏэ̄нтӏ. Ничӏигьытӏ нэкӏытӏ. 'Kꝛefrao, вэләм, сә диркӏнинтӏ, гьу вӣднинтӏухъ тӏэ̄инигъды. Ватӏәд, 'Ƕakꜥité, синтӏнинтӏ гьу ппӏәрэ̄с мугьӣътисиндэ ноесиндэ тынинтӏ, сиъръ тәъбӣъ бәвкӏтӏды сәми тӏэ̄ды. Мәнвис биврәм сә гьӣкьӏэсдэ ттӏилнинтӏ ттым, ӏәсәлә̄ф митиъ, гьу вит пӏә̄въкӏмә̄с эвеэс, ым jonskyo, варждэ сиъръ гьӣкьӏитиъ бо̄кӏтӏды, бы̄виныс кӏырәвтиъ ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш, вит ппӏәр чӏигьды нэкӏды ттӏилнинтӏ. 'Kꝛefrao вӣыънэ тӏэ̄нинтӏ ттым, вит ым тӏокӏигъ машырис, гьу цә̄е̄с, сытӏнинтӏды. Әгәрчи тәълӣм сәтиъ тӏәйнтӏ, муджыр кӏо̄ш иъкъа̄б бы̄ънтӏды тӏэ̄рәыъндэ. Тӏәс, нӣъсәр 1578әш, вит ым сиъръ ни агъэ̄ми, гьу йәмиъм виъсэ̄с акӏытӏды сәппӏәдэ̄, дыкӏнинтӏ.
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.
Translations of Yambot text
Dillon
Напомин мэ̄ви нийыъктӏэ̄: зынэл шәкьәш пӏгъәш тӣтӏуъ, әвӣ диркӏгьэтӏуъм кэ̄ф гӯътӏиъкьи
Unrelated note to self: look into the front diacritic, could be fun to listen to it
Вит ми дӯъвицӏ бәзэ мисә̄л луъптӏымитиъ мәгьиъ сулә̄сӣәм тӣтӏиъ дыруъвишэ
Sorta reminds me of my favorite example of tri-roots done right
Пӏардон шумә ми випӏыр синттӏкьи сә̄ъмэ̄, оккӏсы сәмитиъ Sweet & Smokey сытӏа̄ ыъттӏ
Sorry if I consonantly jiggle my eyes are real Sweet & Smokey
Гьу кӏосы ынуъсы бәч тӏәри гӯътӏмай гьу кӏосы bogo виъкӏпӏәтӏӣс гӯътӏмай?
And who's the richest person and what’s a chief bogo?
Misread asemic and I think about it once but didn't see the Í
Ик вә̄нд asemic-э дәркӏытӏ ныроджэ̄ гьу ик тӏәш вӣцӏухъ эвэ̄ мин ю̄ътӏ ик Í нидыкӏытӏ
Fyorr
Ми вӣцӏ йәс Эносиъсы га̄йтӏ?
I know what Enosis is?
Э̄ 3:30 такърӣбән кӏэ
So it's like 3:30 here
Kevin
Дӯъыъкӏнинтӏ ахӣран, рэ̄кӏы итӏиъ лмао
They finally responded to what a legacy lmao
Пӏортӏугалск ниминтӏ ю̄ътӏ диркӏгьэ двә̄э̄
don't have to listen to Portuguese again though
Джәзырвис тӏырӣ-сә̄ъмиътиъ мәънинӣ бәвгэнтӏ лә̄ъл
maybe it uses tricon roots for meaning
Гӯътӏ дуъчч нӣш сә̄ъӏиъмәс дӯ мин ю̄ътӏ ни П
It’s hard to represent vowels but no p
Ми очиричинэ тӏитӏыътӏ, къадыр тӏвис тиртӏ
I've been in line, it has a good amount
Mish
Ыыы кӏом эвикӏ фиъләсы
uhhh just when a verb
Аккю̄тәсы гьудуләсы: мытӏиъсы пӏӯв ццӏамәс ветнамскиъсы
friendly ghost: my first thought vietnamese
Акӏутӏэ̄с уттэ еркӏи тӏәмӣ гьәссә̄рэ
acutes for length instead of the ordinary
Ынвис интиъсәр тирытӏма тӏәсы мистерәсы иттӏ са̄дэ̄ итӏэрэ̄ D&Dәми отростокэ синхэ?? Ми вэцӏухъ??
did people expect he is just mister but with dnd at the alveolar ridge?? i think??
Э̄ бэ̄ръ руктӏ ик вӣцӏухъ ниъзэ̄сы цӏырәйъттәсы нигӯътӏссә сәмәсы би адуъкӏәсы, пӏәччӏ тӏәм сӯърмә̄с нэкӏинтӏ
yea tbh i think the ideal system would be neither same or different, so that becomes the formal ones
Бәлэ, ынвис трансгендерәм дык тәъбӣъэ̄ эвӣънэ̄ угь ба̄тӏәд?
Yes, trans people being against any specific natlang?
Ик гьәвә̄ӏ во̄мтӏ виъсэ̄
i always have been showing off
Eden
Нуукәс ракъ е мигъ ынкӏэрутивинэ дӯтӏәссәйә̄й аназэ̄
what if Nuuk suddenly gains a larger number in society
Мадгья-Прадэшәсы дыквэ̄сы мя̄нджӣс га̄йтӏыъкьи
Madhya Pradesh could be a lingua franca
Original texts
Single sentences
Ыг икӏвәс тӏәмӣ мужыкӏэ чӏәп бӣънтӏ хин
The horse kicked the shit out of that dude
Ыг икӏвәс тӏәмӣ мужыкӏэ чӏәп бӣънтӏ
The horse kicked that dude
Сәнттӏуъ высмыъндэ хин
Go all the way to the top
Сәнттӏуъ высмыъндэ
Go to the top
Multiple sentences
Dialogs
1: Ик лоб тӏәшӣъ цацкӣъ тәртӏ, ми әмитӏиъыъма? 2: Ни, гӯ сә итӏэрм быъкӏтӏәкьи, гьу гӯътӏиъкьи е дуъттӏо̄ нидыкӏтӏәгьэыъссә. 1: А̄а̄а̄ мин ю̄ътӏ ик лоб тәртӏ хин хин хин. 2: Би рәмтӏуъ, кӏо̄ш бәянтӏиъухъ цацк тӏэ̄ тырәнцӏгьэ виъкӏинигъ двитӏӣъинигъ энтӏцы. 1: Вашэ̄!
1: "I want that toy, can I take it?" 2: "No, it may belong to someone else, and they would be very sad if they couldn't find it." 1: "Awww but I really really really want it." 2: "Settle down, we'll see about getting you a toy on the way through the next village." 1: "Yay!"