Jokelang 2/Corpus

Here's a bunch of Jokelang 2 translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed.

Assorted translations

Single sentences

Yup, slappen blup batched shucks!

I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!

Original texts

Single sentences

A Englishtress ube shucks a ump athink ah oob shucks an narkle, ah yonnerbuh athinkness no nun welpup tork nun hokingbuh (nun yeet henarkleman gibbernack no hip newer jon).

Jokelang 2 speakers generally strongly like small ravens and strongly dislike large crows, and the usual method of hunting them is hoking (throwing one's shoe at the crow as if it were a country's leader).