Söoländizs

Söoländzs /søːlɛndɪʃ/ is a Thedic language (close relative of Thedish) spoken in Jarþe's Sicily. It is inspired by West Germanic, Tíogall (one of my older conlang drafts) and the brand "Häagen-Dazs".

Für mooste siin Biens, wiste þe Mänskandaam ooncz, wat wichte afmaked sin, neer oonlicz umraaden köönde. [With the growth of worldken, we began to learn, and today we have a beholding of stuff and work that watching bears out, both in the workstead and in daily life.

The underlying kinds of stuff are the *firststuffs*, which link together in sundry ways to give rise to the rest. Formerly we knew of ninety-two firststuffs, from laterstuff, the lightest and barest, to ymirstuff, the heaviest. Now we have made more, such as aegirstuff and helstuff.]