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Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected and compiled.
Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and glossed.


=(Insert thing here)=
(Some of these are outdated so I'll fix later)


=Assorted short translations=
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


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But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.




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Ē... seccual'en miur' āh(politics)jí āhāh í xen Florida xad cudi xad?


Uh... I hate getting all political and shit but what the fuck is Florida?


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Seccual. Setncual'en xem'en.


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I'm fine. I hate the floor.




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Āhmuzme' jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.


The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.


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Miw secréuai hez'i aila, uc' sehXauc' Saul


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Feeling cute, might Call Saul.


Sehxeý sehú cé David Yauñ'.
We need to cook King David's father.
Cuoj Ozai Riýan Xemux, ucur cur coc'ou hej ez'e eylac jál muc'uj, r'ez cuc' cozcoxiatxer!
Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world, and now you shall pay the ultimate price!
eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE
omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE
COZÝEMIÝ cuoj c'uayud
GET ROTATED idiot
Cual coxxen mau
Please do not the cat.
Moñ'uý Il Huryauñ' Brandon Cummings, Ñuco Hurentacin Cé Je Cé "Let's Go Brandon" Xauan Xenuz, Hez'i Heit Ez'e Xañ' Neo-Nazi 21
Pornsstar Brandon Cummings, From The Famous "Let's Go Brandon" Series Of Male On Male Porn, Has Been Arrested After Beating Up 35 Neo-Nazis
Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.
If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
Ez'e āz āz āhaíún' Yan soy-cē laúz cuc'o
Further proof that God is a woke beta soyboy
R'u xad jál ā xad āheylac; heitz'i heitz'i xoñíl āhcozréuaz leic'ā!
Only one things goes to those who wait; it's never too late to embrace your fate!
Cozr'úz, ne ne āhc'oc, {platonic ideal} tsilaven muzad.
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxHGdrtOX93XjM5jXohwi0q4IN9EJt2fx3]
(transcript here later)
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN"
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej
(transcript here later)
Huriad cuoj, nuc' cuxauc a jál cual hez'i? Ih uc' secñéi tum'ay jál āhsocüez col lád hed' xem'en hex eý ih un' xad jál muñxei ád āhucréuai.
[https://youtube.com/pyMa8g9RKFk]
(transcript here later)
Harteu ej xi ta ez'e coi n'eújí he.
My ex-husband stabbed me 27 times.
=My name is Inigo Montoya=
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
=Jolene but cursed=
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene
Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene
=Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)=
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.
Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"
[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
(transcript here later)
Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxauii xen', usxauii xen'! Cual? Corxauii xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"
[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
(transcript here later)
Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]
(transcript here later)
=Amhrán na hEascainne=
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.
=Wallace and Gromit but awful=
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
=ConPhon AI translations=
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based
(ai dillon) I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
(ai dillon) Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
(ai dillon) Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol
Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
(ai dillon) I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne
(ai dillon) I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol
Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
(ai dillon) For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters
Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
(ai dillon) Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
(ai dillon) Fortunately I live in this situation
Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý
(ai dillon) What’s the right word lol
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne
(ai fyorr) No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan
(ai kevin) There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý
(ai kevin) it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua
(ai mish) what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
=My hovercraft is full of eels=
Utxadiz yeriá hovercraft he
My hovercraft is full of eels


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Revision as of 02:54, 26 June 2023

Here's a bunch of Soc'ul' translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and glossed.

(Some of these are outdated so I'll fix later)

Assorted short translations

Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.

But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.


Ē... seccual'en miur' āh(politics)jí āhāh í xen Florida xad cudi xad?

Uh... I hate getting all political and shit but what the fuck is Florida?


Seccual. Setncual'en xem'en.

I'm fine. I hate the floor.


Āhmuzme' jadíl xaúx ājí xec' a muzm'euóc aul'ú India juño eý jenyan' ne āhcauc'iý je yan.

The owner of an Indian restaurant in a town near a river named for a god is also in possession of rare and exotic birds.


Miw secréuai hez'i aila, uc' sehXauc' Saul

Feeling cute, might Call Saul.


Sehxeý sehú cé David Yauñ'.

We need to cook King David's father.


Cuoj Ozai Riýan Xemux, ucur cur coc'ou hej ez'e eylac jál muc'uj, r'ez cuc' cozcoxiatxer!

Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world, and now you shall pay the ultimate price!


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE

omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE


COZÝEMIÝ cuoj c'uayud

GET ROTATED idiot


Cual coxxen mau

Please do not the cat.


Moñ'uý Il Huryauñ' Brandon Cummings, Ñuco Hurentacin Cé Je Cé "Let's Go Brandon" Xauan Xenuz, Hez'i Heit Ez'e Xañ' Neo-Nazi 21

Pornsstar Brandon Cummings, From The Famous "Let's Go Brandon" Series Of Male On Male Porn, Has Been Arrested After Beating Up 35 Neo-Nazis


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.

If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.


Ez'e āz āz āhaíún' Yan soy-cē laúz cuc'o

Further proof that God is a woke beta soyboy


R'u xad jál ā xad āheylac; heitz'i heitz'i xoñíl āhcozréuaz leic'ā!

Only one things goes to those who wait; it's never too late to embrace your fate!


Cozr'úz, ne ne āhc'oc, {platonic ideal} tsilaven muzad.

[1]

(transcript here later)


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭 ŋ't: Yaiad cual nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán? ŋ't: Cual nico!: (gif) ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej

(transcript here later)


Huriad cuoj, nuc' cuxauc a jál cual hez'i? Ih uc' secñéi tum'ay jál āhsocüez col lád hed' xem'en hex eý ih un' xad jál muñxei ád āhucréuai.

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Harteu ej xi ta ez'e coi n'eújí he.

My ex-husband stabbed me 27 times.

My name is Inigo Montoya

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.

Jolene but cursed

Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal, Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne. Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux, Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux, Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene

Her skin is pale, her eyes are red Her leaden voice commands the dead To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen No mortal power escapes her thrall Her hunger will consume us all And even now I hear her call: Jolene

Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)

Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu. Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic. Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál! Cual, cusuílai suílai.

[3]

Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man. You are what you eat, Sonic. What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick! Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."

[4]

And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."


"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..." "Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?" "Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý" "Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin" "Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022" "Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual" "Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder" "Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"

[5]

(transcript here later)


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál" Shadow: "Cozcoi!" Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he" Sonic: "Shadow" [everyone talking] Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!" Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i" Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!" Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder" Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!" Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz" Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý" Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxauii xen', usxauii xen'! Cual? Corxauii xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe"" Shadow: "A!" Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!" Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an" Everyone: "Āāā!" Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!" One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..." Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!" Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"

[6]

(transcript here later)


Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna. Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec. Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald. Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál. Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman. Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux. Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu. āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.

[7]

(transcript here later)

Amhrán na hEascainne

Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he? Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he? Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý. Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.

Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he? Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē? Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan. Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.

Wallace and Gromit but awful

C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.

Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.

ConPhon AI translations

Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based

(ai dillon) I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl?

(ai dillon) Idk why you have insert funny drug here?


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol

(ai dillon) Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat

(ai dillon) I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne

(ai dillon) I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je

(ai dillon) For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?

(ai dillon) Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol

(ai dillon) Fortunately I live in this situation


Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý

(ai dillon) What’s the right word lol


Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne

(ai fyorr) No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.


Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan

(ai kevin) There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý

(ai kevin) it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel


Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua

(ai mish) what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey

My hovercraft is full of eels

Utxadiz yeriá hovercraft he

My hovercraft is full of eels

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