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Here's a bunch of Guimin translations and original texts from here and there collected, compiled, and (eventually) glossed.
(Some of these are outdated so I'll fix later)
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Гӯ Алагьэ̄ эвикӏәс екӏтӏыъ
Гӯ Алагьэ̄ са̄дэ̄ екӏтӏыъ


Only God can say
Only God can say
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Гьәъкъыс трансгендерәм нӯъ!
Гьәъкъыс тырансгендерәм нӯъ!


Trans rights now!
Trans rights now!
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Сычӏ ниттӏилтӏәыъ исәре
Сычӏ ниттӏилтӏәыъ ие


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The president of Botswana has threatened to send Germany 20,000 elephants
The president of Botswana has threatened to send Germany 20,000 elephants


==Multiple sentences==
Ыг екӏчӏа̄сәрыс пӏалуягэ̄мтиъ нибэ̄нтӏ руктӏэ̄. Гӯ тӏыътӏ тӏэ̄ образован стандартизирован вис нииъмтӏухъыъды эрчӏэ̄ э̄ррэ̄ са̄дэ̄. Кӏу 51%эс нуфӯсис Каспялъукъэ вә̄нд дыквӣъ сӯърӣъ дәркӏтӏыъ са̄дэ̄, мацорд нуфӯсис ба̄тӏ ныроджэ̄ о̄мэ̄ гьу никӏадгэ̄. Са̄зимысы нә̄ъ сә ыъхтӏ атӏэл.


Speakers of Russo-Guimin do not speak correctly. It is only because they don't have sufficient access to good standardized schooling. In Kaspiysk only 51 percent of the population is literate in the standard language, the rest of the population speaks incorrectly on a daily and casual basis. As an organization we abhor this.
Катуъс суъп ситтӏ


The cat is sleeping


Әттӏма бырӯъ? Чӏӯниъ ик гьар тӏәмӣ ыъкӏтӏды, Ми вӣцӏухъ са̄дэ̄ тәба̄р сэ̄тиъ ыъттӏ миъгы шумә; гӯ кӏунәм биврәм пыриютӏәд гьӣкьӏинэ кӏырәв миъгы бытӏ.


Is she pure? When I ask that I'm only wondering whether or not her ancestry is mixed, many dogs from shelter in the area have mixed blood.
Къ*диъб Йәнцӏ Фото-уккӏгьаш Виркӏтӏ


Making a Photorealistic Walking P*nis


Ыг сэ̄сы питбуләсы пәррикъ виъкӏәд Румыниэ ниминми Sighet-әми әмтӏә. Кӏо таркӣбәс тӏәшэ̄с родословнае̄с 70%әм такърӣбән питбулитиъ тыринтӏ. Ыг сә дыкӏтӏәыъ сиъфэ̄синэ бивринэ мә̄ттӣинэ гьу биохимическинэ тӏәшэ̄с. Кӏо эттэ̄лэ̄сы гӯънтӏды эве кӏимликӏәд иъркъис тӏәшэ̄с.


She's a rescued pit-bull from a town in Romania called Sighet. Her genealogical composition comprises of around 70% pitbull. This can be noticed in many of her physical and biochemical traits. Facets unique to her species' identity.
Boykisser-әс Ё̄нэ̄с джәрәнәш кӏуәс нипӏитт хуерэ тӏәмӣ бӣънтӏ


Which ancient Greek boykisser wrote this


Сә ккӏа дәъгътсы ширйә̄нинс тӏо 141сы/91сы, е бирк хин уъртӏмысы сәрэ̄. Ик рицэпӏтӏ диуретикәмтиъ кәм тӏэ̄ дӯтӏиъ сә кумагбыдэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ тӏӯъ рацён тӏвитиъ нэкӏычӏ тӏиркӏтӏ иттӏ ю̄ътӏ шифә̄ӏ угь диркӏычӏрэ̄.


It says here your blood pressure is 141/91, even higher than last time. I'll give you a prescription for some diuretics to help with that, but to see any improvement you really do need to change your diet.
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ИК ВИТ КЬАВЯТУР МИТИЪ ӘЪРӘБЕДЭ НАКӀЫТӀ ТӀИРКӀТӀ ГЬА̄ДЭСЭ̄ ГЬУ ХУЙ НИНАКӀИТӀИЪ


I ACCIDENTALLY CHANGED MY KEYBOARD TO ARABIC AND IT WON'T FUCKING CHANGE


Кӏумӣ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик вит тӏви сә компютэр бәвкӏтӏыъды, М кьавиш акӏтӏ иначӏ виъсэ̄? Тӏви вӣцӏухъ кьавишэ̄с итӏэрэ̄с кәм хин ыъсинтӏкьиды пычац мин ю̄ътӏ вэ̄, сә са̄дэ̄. Чинаграмэ̄сы микравалнофкэ̄с дыкӏтӏә нӯъ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик кӏо̄ш бы̄ътӏды бәвг.


Why is it that every time I let you use this computer the M key always gets stuck? You'd think at least some other keys would be messed up but no, just that one. Now every time I try to type it looks like a transcript of a microwave.
Гьашер мо̄н: джа̄гэ бәч шәмә̄лэ Ливиэ̄с, э̄кӏаллуъсы Зэвсәш сә Ё̄ныргэ̄с опӏнинтӏ, гьу е хин кьёв, Chili's-әсы хин тӏокӏигъ.


Fun fact: in the northernmost point of Lybia, there is a temple of Zeus that the Greeks made, and even cooler, there's a Chili's just down the road.


Басәйн 10:00инигъ 20:00инигъ гӯътӏ ппё. Сәм, нӣш «НЕ КУРИТЬ»итиъ дыкӏтӏуъ;
тӏуъ сә сигарэтӏ тэтӏиъбыдкьи гӯъинәдды хвәз ттӏилитӏиъдыссә.


The pool is open from 10:00 to 20:00. Also, mind the No Smoking sign; you can finish that cigarette outside if you'd like.
Япониеэ̄ кӏонтӏорэ̄ рамэн кофеине тӏукӏ пӏыном луләд ыъкӏа̄нәсиндэыъ ттӏәлытӏ, геймирәмәс


A Japanese company has released caffeinated instant ramen that can be sucked out of a tube, for gamers


Бибәшшэ̄д хин, сәшшид Глебов, Нә̄ъ сә пӏалтӏ тӏвитиъ ттитӏиъыъ ла̄втӏ тӏукӏэ̄. Луътфән сыпа митиъ бәвкӏтӏуъ сәбыдэ̄, хъывэ̄ возмещениэ̄сы ниудопстәш.


I'm so sorry Mr. Glebov, we can get that coat of yours cleaned up shortly. In the meantime, please help yourself to our spa free of charge as compensation for the inconvenience.
Санэсы мы̄ъсис 1984әд тытӏ мин ю̄ътӏ тәъбәън ough-эс гипӏсәрыс нитәринтӏ пӏәччӏ ниудопстәсы мыдвисы виъсмисӣ ттәнцӏинэ гӯътӏ са̄дэ̄ гьашэ̄


It's like the rat scene from 1984 except of course oughen don't have mouths so really it's just a mild inconvenience for everyone involved


Бэ̄ръ руктӏ, ыг сә дә̄рӣтӏуъсы дуъсыгъәсы. Кӏу гъуллакъинсы тӏәш?


I'm gonna be honest, that was too long. What's the gist of it?
Әттӏ, Карибе кыриз нигӯънтӏ поггерс.


Grandpa, the Cuban missle crisis was not poggers.


Кӏу тәълӣм тӏвитиъ дӯнтӏычӏ диншэ̄ хин иттиълә̄ъис, әгәрчи тэ̄нтӏ пӏырәппыъ пәррикъ э̄нмнӣ гьу ка̄гъәмәс имчӏинэ, вит е хин ниимтӏәухъ. Ми якӏэтӏиъкьи тӏӯъ нипӏитт двиъбӣънтӏды вӣдрәгьэыъэ̄ е әттыэ̄.


Giving your teachings in a such a information-dense way, while great for saving breath and paper, makes them much less accessible. I'd suggest you re-write them in a way that's more easily parseable.
ю̄ъсәс John Soup-э пӏӯв 1927э уъпӏытӏ чӏӯниъ хвәз вәд мыгӣъ тӣчӏэ ттӏәлытӏ


soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken


Ик гьәълтӏ эвэ сә буравае̄м Palestine-әмиэ та̄тӏ та̄тӏ. Чӏӯниъ сә ы̄в гӯънтӏэды нӯъ э̄нкӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, вит ы̄в двитӏӣъмдэ синтӏинтӏ. Гъё̄мәсы хин.


I work on one of them oil rigs by Palestine (Texas). Once the one we're at now comes up empty they'll send us over to the next one. Hell of a way to make a living.
Пӏа̄ккӏ Китайе 1830э иъмтӏухъ:


Э̄ ик Мыг Чӏиритиъ Гьәссә̄ритиъ Цоитиъ әмтӏухъыъма?


Тӏви барбекюә̄ гӯътӏссә мац, динэ мэ̄тӏбырэ̄тӏръис мәс John синттӏуъ. Тӏәс нугь такърӣбән тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏәлтӏкьиды уъпӏтӏыъ пӏырәппыъэ̄ хин тӏӯъ мӣм гьу зәм эрчӏ тӏәмӣ ттутӏиъссә. Әгәрчи гьар нугьдэ хин выгинтӏды тынэнтӏды шаркъээ̄ тӏәмӣ мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ, сә барбекюәсы гьашәсы вэ̄гӯътӏ.
Getting Chinese food in 1830:


If it's barbecue you got a hankering for head on over to my uncle John's. Just about anything you could want he can cook up real nice if you give him enough meat and time. Don't ask him for none of that shit they make out East though, that ain't real barbecue.
Yeah can I get the Regular Soldier Tso's Chicken?


==Multiple sentences==
Ыг екӏчӏа̄сәрыс пӏалуягэ̄мтиъ нибэ̄нтӏ руктӏэ̄. Гӯ тӏыътӏ тӏэ̄ образован стандартизирован вис нииъмтӏухъыъды эрчӏэ̄ э̄ррэ̄ са̄дэ̄. Кӏу 51%эс нуфӯсис Каспялъукъэ вә̄нд дыквӣъ сӯърӣъ дәркӏтӏыъ са̄дэ̄, мацорд нуфӯсис ба̄тӏ ныроджэ̄ о̄мэ̄ гьу никӏадгэ̄. Са̄зимысы нә̄ъ сә ыъхтӏ атӏэл.


Китә̄бы пӏырәппыъәс чӏиррәкӏ до̄ттӏнӣ хханэ бытӏ. Нигӯътӏ кӏэнчӏ тӏӯъ тӣтӏды япӏ гьу двиъсинттӏдэды уъртӏмэ̄ чӏӯ, тӏви вә̄нд кӏокӏтӏычӏәд имитӏиъ джо̄ш виъсэ̄. Ӏә̄дә̄бә̄ вит ым ләйктӏ бы̄ъминдэ хая̄лнә̄м сәм та̄нтӏуъпӏтӏэыъ, ыъкӏа̄нәс мухтәлифэ̄, сәнчӏэ̄сы гӯътӏ оккӏ тӏвитиъ бы̄ъмәд гьашәд мәнцӏ.
Speakers of Russo-Guimin do not speak correctly. It is only because they don't have sufficient access to good standardized schooling. In Kaspiysk only 51 percent of the population is literate in the standard language, the rest of the population speaks incorrectly on a daily and casual basis. As an organization we abhor this.


A great book is like a close friend. No matter how many times you close it and come back to it, you'll always derive joy from reading it. Literature allows us to dive into a world of our imagination, in other words a distraction from the real world.


Әттӏма бырӯъ? Чӏӯниъ ик гьар тӏәмӣ ыъкӏтӏды, Ми вӣцӏухъ са̄дэ̄ тәба̄р сэ̄тиъ ыъттӏ миъгы шумә; гӯ кӏунәм биврәм пыриютӏәд гьӣкьӏинэ кӏырәв миъгы бытӏ.


Чӏӯсы ниминсы сә эв тимсә̄лис ынӣс ыъкӏмыънэ зәнцӏ гьу юрр сәтиъ гинэ тӏәш лләнцӏ гӯътӏ? Тӏви вэцӏухъма ръо̄н сәтиъ сидычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ, би кисәр сәтиъ би кин сәтиъ вӣдухъычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ? О̄ сә гӯътӏ, The Thinker!
Is she pure? When I ask that I'm only wondering whether or not her ancestry is mixed, many dogs from shelter in the area have mixed blood.


What's the name of that one statue of the guy sitting on a rock with his fist on his chin? Do you think his butt gets sore from all the sitting or his hand or chin get sore from all the thinking? Oh that's what it was, The Thinker!


Ыг сэ̄сы питбуләсы пәррикъ виъкӏәд Румыниэ ниминми Sighet-әми әмтӏә. Кӏо таркӣбәс тӏәшэ̄с родословнае̄с 70%әм такърӣбән питбулитиъ тыринтӏ. Ыг сә дыкӏтӏәыъ сиъфэ̄синэ бивринэ мә̄ттӣинэ гьу биохимическинэ тӏәшэ̄с. Кӏо эттэ̄лэ̄сы гӯънтӏды эве кӏимликӏәд иъркъис тӏәшэ̄с.


Тә̄тӏуъ дәндәл... Тофәнг тыътӏуъ.
She's a rescued pit-bull from a town in Romania called Sighet. Her genealogical composition comprises of around 70% pitbull. This can be noticed in many of her physical and biochemical traits. Facets unique to her species' identity.


Steady... Fire.


Сә ккӏа дәъгътсы ширйә̄нинс тӏо 141сы/91сы, е бирк хин уъртӏмысы сәрэ̄. Ик рицэпӏтӏ диуретикәмтиъ кәм тӏэ̄ дӯтӏиъ сә кумагбыдэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ тӏӯъ рацён тӏвитиъ нэкӏычӏ тӏиркӏтӏ иттӏ ю̄ътӏ шифә̄ӏ угь диркӏычӏрэ̄.


Тэкра̄рм сәтиъ виркӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, бәлэ, мин ю̄ътӏ сә гӯътӏ нэ̄чӏэ тӏӯъ о̄ста̄д сәтиъ нэкӏитӏиъды гьашэ̄. Тӏӯъ бэ̄нтӏычӏәм вӣдинтӏ, бә̄вр сә̄ъэ̄с огъэ̄рэ.
It says here your blood pressure is 141/91, even higher than last time. I'll give you a prescription for some diuretics to help with that, but to see any improvement you really do need to change your diet.


The repetitiveness of it is boring, yes, but it's the only way you'll truly master it. You know what they say, ten thousand hours and whatnot.


Кӏуэ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик вит тӏви сә компютэр бәвкӏтӏыъды, М кьавиш акӏтӏ иначӏ виъсэ̄? Тӏви вӣцӏухъ кьавишэ̄с итӏэрэ̄с кәм хин ыъсинтӏкьиды пычац мин ю̄ътӏ вэ̄, сә са̄дэ̄. Чинаграмэ̄сы микравалнофкэ̄с дыкӏтӏә нӯъ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик кӏо̄ш бы̄ътӏды бәвг.


Ик сә имчӏ сытрелбищрэ̄дэ ттӏилитӏиъкьи джо̄ш, мин ю̄ътӏ ВАГ-73-әсы, джо̄дэ̄с сә висэ̄с хин, исинтӏ дуъчч уът дыкӏрәды.
Why is it that every time I let you use this computer the M key always gets stuck? You'd think at least some other keys would be messed up but no, just that one. Now every time I try to type it looks like a transcript of a microwave.


It'd be fun to take this one out on the range, but VAG-73s, especially in this good of condition, are hard to come by.


Басәйн 10:00инигъ 20:00инигъ гӯътӏ ппё. Сәм, нӣш «НЕ КУРИТЬ»итиъ дыкӏтӏуъ;
тӏуъ сә сигарэтӏ тэтӏиъбыдкьи гӯъинәдды хвәз ттӏилитӏиъдыссә.


Ккӏа эвмәс "ретвит" сә сӯъринӣ ттытӏ. Чӏу мәън тиртӏ?
The pool is open from 10:00 to 20:00. Also, mind the No Smoking sign; you can finish that cigarette outside if you'd like.


It says someone "retweeted" that picture. What does that mean?


Бибәшшэ̄д хин, сәшшид Глебов, Нә̄ъ сә пӏалтӏ тӏвитиъ ттитӏиъыъ ла̄втӏ тӏукӏэ̄. Луътфән сыпа митиъ бәвкӏтӏуъ сәбыдэ̄, хъывэ̄ возмещениэ̄сы ниудопстәш.


Ик почт электрон вицәпуръәд Нигериәд до̄тӏә нӯъ. Кӏу чӏӯниъ хин гьарац ми вит синтӏды тӏәмӣ ымтӏә, тӏәс вит 20млн₽ мэ̄ ӣнтӏцы, ик гӯътӏиъ ри!
I'm so sorry Mr. Glebov, we can get that coat of yours cleaned up shortly. In the meantime, please help yourself to our spa free of charge as compensation for the inconvenience.


I just got electronic mail from a Nigerian prince. He said that as soon as the money I sent him comes through he'll send me 20 million rubles, I'm rich!


Бэ̄ръ руктӏ, ыг сә дә̄рӣтӏуъсы дуъсыгъәсы. Кӏу гъуллакъинсы тӏәш?
I'm gonna be honest, that was too long. What's the gist of it?


Кӏатӏырг, мамэ̄ "сә̄ъгьир пӏакӏайф" накӏытӏ иттифа̄къ гьу нуъ кор га̄йтӏ гьайъ нәджәмисинэ, ик гьинэцӏ тә̄тӏгьэ, вӣ е-секс рп кансел эхэнтӏуъ, ик ирр рӯъгьнӣ тӏо опӏтӏ гәмбэсинигъ къа̄риш ноднипӏиттәш


Kitten, mommy accidentally got "wizard high" and is now in the astral realm, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, I can't find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate
Кӏу тәълӣм тӏвитиъ дӯнтӏычӏ диншэ̄ хин иттиълә̄ъис, әгәрчи тэ̄нтӏ пӏырәппыъ пәррикъ э̄нмнӣ гьу ка̄гъәмәс имчӏинэ, вит е хин ниимтӏәухъ. Ми якӏэтӏиъкьи тӏӯъ нипӏитт двиъбӣънтӏды вӣдрәгьэыъэ̄ е әттыэ̄.


Giving your teachings in a such a information-dense way, while great for saving breath and paper, makes them much less accessible. I'd suggest you re-write them in a way that's more easily parseable.


Иккы Karmandric Mossraven-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ пӏә̄ш митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Joranathon Thornblood-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шафсәр митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Vortebel Graveheart-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ квартӏ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Thorandis Wolfpenus-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ мэс ыъкминытиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Grunduplunk Wormnugget-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шәлг ттӏытӏуъ бәтт рәцӏәнэ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Dribbapindus Horsecorn-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ гьэ̄м шырапӏнэлиътиъ гэнэ̄тиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Eggnut Thunderbarf-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ милиътӏкъарӏ тӏәпӏыгъан вәппэ̄биъ тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Jerbinkus Cheesetickle-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ суккакӏ ю̄ъсә̄ тӏипӏә̄ эвпӏә̄въкӏ  тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ


I am Karmandric Mossraven, you have my axe
Ик гьәълтӏ эвэ сә буравае̄м Palestine-әмиэ та̄тӏ та̄тӏ. Чӏӯниъ сә ы̄в гӯънтӏэды нӯъ э̄нкӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, вит ы̄в двитӏӣъмдэ синтӏинтӏ. Гъё̄мәсы хин.
I am Joranathon Thornblood, you have my blade
I am Vortebel Graveheart, you have my hammer
I am Thorandis Wolfpenus, you have my bag of rocks
I am Grunduplunk Wormnugget, you have my turnip tied to a rope
I am Dribbapindus Horsecorn, you have my handful of loose shrapnel
I am Eggnut Thunderbarf, you have my old pumpkin filled with wasps
I am Jerbinkus Cheesetickle, you have my ladle full of fairly warm soup


I work on one of them oil rigs by Palestine (Texas). Once the one we're at now comes up empty they'll send us over to the next one. Hell of a way to make a living.


Иккы Zankar Shadowmoon-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шафсәр митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Dabeebel Kabeebel-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ Ккӏыър Уъпӏэгӯъсәртиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Thorganald Wizzberry-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ тӏа̄лъ кәмбәмтиъ гъареәмтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Diagonus Hypotenork-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ нагецыс әджәрэ̄мтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Slardanagrath Flenk-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ Юл Хә̄тиъ Нивиъдәнцӏ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Barfigan Chunderthrust-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ киса гӯъмынәс бинк ккьоныргәми гэнәми митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Jarensendulep Mordusplent-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ фанфик Kirby's Air Rider-әтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Winky Peepins-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ вэ̄йырг митиъ кьёв тиртӏ


I am Zankar Shadowmoon, you have my sword
Тӏви барбекюә̄ гӯътӏссә мац, динэ мэ̄тӏбырэ̄тӏръис мәс John синттӏуъ. Тӏәс нугь такърӣбән тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏәлтӏкьиды уъпӏтӏыъ пӏырәппыъэ̄ хин тӏӯъ мӣм гьу зәм эрчӏ тӏәмӣ ттутӏиъссә. Әгәрчи гьар нугьдэ хин выгинтӏды тынэнтӏды шаркъээ̄ тӏәмӣ мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ, сә барбекюәсы гьашәсы вэ̄гӯътӏ.
I am Dabeebel Kabeebel, you have my Dagger of the Underbeast
I am Thorganald Wizzberry, you have my bag of assorted teeth
I am Diagonus Hypotenork, you have my dragon nuggets
I am Slardanagrath Flenk, you have my Ointment of Uncertain Origin
I am Barfigan Chunderthrust, you have my pocket full of loose acorns
I am Jarensendulep Mordusplent, you have my Kirby's Air Rider fanfiction
I am Winky Peepins, you have my cool stick


If it's barbecue you got a hankering for head on over to my uncle John's. Just about anything you could want he can cook up real nice if you give him enough meat and time. Don't ask him for none of that shit they make out East though, that ain't real barbecue.


Кӏу мӣттӏыъмбыд горилинигъ гьу гыризылинигъ тӏыънтӏкьима кӏәппӏытт?
Гӯ жавабсы, тәъбәън, кӏәппӏытт гориләсы.
Би ымтӏуъ.
Гӯ огьӯрсы тӏәш са̄дәсы, гьу эв огьӯрсы са̄дэ̄.
Ыг кӏәппӏытт горил бягъакӏыс тыринтӏ, гьу сә бягъакӏыс быъгэнтӏыъ AR-15 афтӏаматӏәм двиъ-тирды.


What would win in a fight between a silverback gorilla and a grizzly bear?
Китә̄бы пӏырәппыъәс чӏиррәкӏ до̄ттӏнӣ хханэ бытӏ. Нигӯътӏ кӏэнчӏ тӏӯъ тӣтӏды япӏ гьу двиъсинттӏдэды уъртӏмэ̄ чӏӯ, тӏви вә̄нд кӏокӏтӏычӏәд имитӏиъ джо̄ш виъсэ̄. Ӏә̄дә̄бә̄ вит ым ләйктӏ бы̄ъминдэ хая̄лнә̄м сәм та̄нтӏуъпӏтӏэыъ, ыъкӏа̄нәс мухтәлифэ̄, сәнчӏэ̄сы гӯътӏ оккӏ тӏвитиъ бы̄ъмәд гьашәд мәнцӏ.
The answer, of course, is a silverback gorilla.
Now hold on.
The reason for this is very simple, and it's only one reason.
A silverback gorilla has fingers, and it can use those fingers to dual-wield AR-15 assault rifles.


A great book is like a close friend. No matter how many times you close it and come back to it, you'll always derive joy from reading it. Literature allows us to dive into a world of our imagination, in other words a distraction from the real world.


Такърӣбән ккӏа «кӏу хин пирог митиъ бәвкӏтӏ»


Such as "who the hell is eating my pie"
Чӏӯсы ниминсы сә эв тимсә̄лис ынӣс ыъкӏмыънэ зәнцӏ гьу юрр сәтиъ гинэ тӏәш лләнцӏ гӯътӏ? Тӏви вэцӏухъма ръо̄н сәтиъ сидычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ, би кисәр сәтиъ би кин сәтиъ вӣдухъычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ? О̄ сә гӯътӏ, The Thinker!


What's the name of that one statue of the guy sitting on a rock with his fist on his chin? Do you think his butt gets sore from all the sitting or his hand or chin get sore from all the thinking? Oh that's what it was, The Thinker!


Синтӏинтӏиндэ гӯънцӏ гьарпацӏ ябыкъмппӏэ нә̄ъм, эттэз бэ̄нтӏды кӏу "Твә̄р тӣтӏуъ ппё чӏуъ ы̄в тӣнтӏыъ гьарпацӏ." Кӏу ми "Ни, ик мит нибытӏ та̄тӏ нукӏтӏэ̄, ппёмэ мәс двиъсинтӏинтӏуъиндэ," мин ю̄ътӏ кӏэнинтӏ лыцӏакӏ туърмәс ккӏыърэ̄с гьу ккәлэ̄с ттәнцӏ. Ик ләйктӏ динэрдыъмбыд синтӏытӏ каркар ппанцӏ гьу синтӏнинтӏәдды иъшш. Ик нипӏитт бы̄ътӏ пӏәччӏ гьар тӏэ̄ екӏды вит возмещени сыттӏ ми тӏэ̄тӏссәцы ыджэ̄, ик кӏуъ тыътӏ боркь мэ̄ ытӏухъды. Мәссимба̄ла̄.


They came in drunk after we closed, demanding "Open the door so we can drink." I said "No, I don't have wine at night, come back when I open," but they started to lever the doors with knives and rods. I jumped up to the roof shouting and so they ran off. I therefore write to ask you to send for compensation if I'm justified, so I get what I'm due. Best wishes.
Тә̄тӏуъ дәндәл... Тофәнг тыътӏуъ.


Steady... Fire.


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сон. тӏәрнерәм. ыг «JAPAN expo»дэ синтӏычӏ ттӏил е джо̄ш. миръәдж байрамӣ до̄леисӣ та̄тӏ еркӏи. до̄лэ̄сы сәм әттӏ мигъ гьу цӏиръ хин. вин. яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ. бәлэ ю̄ъс о̄с мэ̄ дыкӏытӏ рукӏтӏэ̄. яоиәсы. июл 14э байрамсы до̄леисы ватӏинс мигъәш мәс. ыг сә о̄мэ, вин яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ.


hier. des jeunes. ils preferent aller a la Japan expo. plutot que feter la fete nationale. notre si grand et beau pays. ils achetent. des yaois. oui mous m'avez bien entendu. des yaois. le 14 julliet la fete nationale notre grand patrie. ce jour la ils achetentdu yaoi
Тэкра̄рм сәтиъ виркӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, бәлэ, мин ю̄ътӏ сә гӯътӏ нэ̄чӏэ тӏӯъ о̄ста̄д сәтиъ нэкӏитӏиъды гьашэ̄. Тӏӯъ бэ̄нтӏычӏәм вӣдинтӏ, бә̄вр сә̄ъэ̄с огъэ̄рэ.


yesterday. the youth. they prefer going to JAPAN expo. instead of celebrating the national holiday. our country so big and beautiful. they buy. yaois. yes you heard me right. yaois. the 14th of july the national holiday our big homeland. this day, they buy yaoi.
The repetitiveness of it is boring, yes, but it's the only way you'll truly master it. You know what they say, ten thousand hours and whatnot.




Кӏу нәвъсы эукариотэ̄с сәсы? Бибәшшэ̄д, ми кӏиәш нииттӏ са̄дэ̄.
Ик сә имчӏ сытрелбищрэ̄дэ ттӏилитӏиъкьи джо̄ш, мин ю̄ътӏ ВАГ-73-әсы, джо̄дэ̄с сә висэ̄с хин, исинтӏ дуъчч уът дыкӏрәды.


What kind of eukaryote is that? Sorry, I'm just not from around here.
It'd be fun to take this one out on the range, but VAG-73s, especially in this good of condition, are hard to come by.




Ыг эукариотэ̄с сә о̄мә̄ээ̄ вэдинтӏухъ эве хин га̄йнтӏды. «Ӯ ик сэлулм тӏырӣ тыринтӏ нӯъ, ми квырки хин әттӏма?» вирг кӏатӏуъ мацордиъсыэ̄ нә̄ъм. Гӯ ик дәъякъ упӏитӏиъкьи сэлулм дуъсыгъә̄с лар тты̄нәсды мәнтӏиъ гьәъшшәд ни эонигъ эв хин гьу сә виъсм тэ̄нтӏды вэ̄вэдәнтӏиъ.
Ккӏа эвмәс "ретвит" сә сӯъринӣ ттытӏ. Чӏу мәън тиртӏ?


Eukaryotes these days think they're so special. "Wow I have three cells now aren't I so quirky?" get a job like the rest of us. I bet in not even an eon they'll be hoarding too many cells to count and not even know what all of them do.
It says someone "retweeted" that picture. What does that mean?




Да̄стиныс виъсә̄с ккӏа, ми сәнтӏитӏиъкьи иъшш е тӏукӏэ̄ ик гьәъч сә дыро̄вӣ тә̄тӏссә.
Ик почт электрон вицәпуръәд Нигериәд до̄тӏә нӯъ. Кӏу чӏӯниъ хин гьарац ми вит синтӏды тӏәмӣ ымтӏә, тӏәс вит 20млн₽ мэ̄ ӣнтӏцы, ик гӯътӏиъ ри!
Әгәрчи тита̄тӏ, әмтӏухъчӏәсы са̄дэ̄ мәс интӏвицыэ̄сы кӏӯгьәд сә дәр ццӏапӏыгъан ита̄тӏ мәджнӯн сәнтӏитӏиъкьичӏәш ''такэ̄'' иъшш гӯътӏ.


The legends all say that if I ate the fruit from this tree I would run faster. Now that I have though, all I've gained is the feeling that I ''should'' run faster from whatever possessed that old tree.
I just got electronic mail from a Nigerian prince. He said that as soon as the money I sent him comes through he'll send me 20 million rubles, I'm rich!




Зыз бӣн бырэдж, зыз зыз бӣн бырэдж. Икми синттӏуъ гьу вит бо̄шшәм виъсә̄с дыкӏрә!
Кӏатӏырг, мамэ̄ "сә̄ъгьир пӏакӏайф" накӏытӏ иттифа̄къ гьу нуъ кор га̄йтӏ гьайъ нәджәмисинэ, ик гьинэцӏ тә̄тӏгьэ, вӣ е-секс рп кансел эхэнтӏуъ, ик ирр рӯъгьнӣ тӏо опӏтӏ гәмбэсинигъ къа̄риш ноднипӏиттәш


Buzz little bee, buzz buzz little bee. Come along and find all the flowers with me!
Kitten, mommy accidentally got "wizard high" and is now in the astral realm, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, I can't find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate




Къа̄нӯными авиацыэ̄с виъды̄нәс виъсәмы сәмвоккӏәд, бӣнәс пӏэкк ӣтӏыъ такэ̄ ни угьэ̄. Пӏэккәм исинтӏ бырэдж дуъсыгъэ̄ билтӏ тӏуъм бырэдж сәтиъ буътнуъпӏәд тирыъндэды. Бӣнәс, тәъбәън, пӏэкк ӣтӏ ни кӏэнчӏ. Э̄ррэ̄ бӣнә̄с кӏадг сәнчӏэ̄мәс мәнвис нитты̄нәсыъчӏэ вӣдинтӏухъды нидӯнтӏ.
Иккы Karmandric Mossraven-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ пӏә̄ш митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Joranathon Thornblood-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шафсәр митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Vortebel Graveheart-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ квартӏ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Thorandis Wolfpenus-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ мэс ыъкминытиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Grunduplunk Wormnugget-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шәлг ттӏытӏуъ бәтт рәцӏәнэ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Dribbapindus Horsecorn-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ гьэ̄м шырапӏнэлиътиъ гэнэ̄тиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Eggnut Thunderbarf-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ милиътӏкъарӏ тӏәпӏыгъан вәппэ̄биъ тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Jerbinkus Cheesetickle-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ суккакӏ ю̄ъсә̄ тӏипӏә̄ эвпӏә̄въкӏ  тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ


According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
I am Karmandric Mossraven, you have my axe
I am Joranathon Thornblood, you have my blade
I am Vortebel Graveheart, you have my hammer
I am Thorandis Wolfpenus, you have my bag of rocks
I am Grunduplunk Wormnugget, you have my turnip tied to a rope
I am Dribbapindus Horsecorn, you have my handful of loose shrapnel
I am Eggnut Thunderbarf, you have my old pumpkin filled with wasps
I am Jerbinkus Cheesetickle, you have my ladle full of fairly warm soup




«Quick brown fox» матын чаме эттэзе баръиъбиъ әърәбӣс бырӯъос, кӏо̄ш сәвътӣэ̄мәс гьу нәъгьыввӣ бӣъды са̄дэ̄. Рэ̄дыкэ̄сы кӏыриъччэ̄сы га̄йтӏ пӏӯв, гьу тӏиркӏтӏерәм виъсәм ик виъдәнцӏухъды нӯъбыд воккӏытиъ гьу нипӏиттитиъ (сингармонизмәми) чӏиррәкӏимбыд әъсрӣимбыд ттӏилинтӏычӏәсы мәс гӯътӏ двиъчӏ
Иккы Zankar Shadowmoon-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шафсәр митиъ тиртӏ
 
Иккы Dabeebel Kabeebel-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ Ккӏыър Уъпӏэгӯъсәртиъ митиъ тиртӏ
obligatory quick brown fox sample text using entirely arabic words just to test out phonetics and grammar. first is the definite proto, and second is me implementing all sound and ortho changes (including the vowel harmony) ive thought of so far into what the modern may end up looking like
Иккы Thorganald Wizzberry-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ тӏа̄лъ кәмбәмтиъ гъареәмтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Diagonus Hypotenork-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ нагецыс әджәрэ̄мтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Slardanagrath Flenk-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ Юл Хә̄тиъ Нивиъдәнцӏ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Barfigan Chunderthrust-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ киса гӯъмынәс бинк ккьоныргәми гэнәми митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Jarensendulep Mordusplent-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ фанфик Kirby's Air Rider-әтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Winky Peepins-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ вэ̄йырг митиъ кьёв тиртӏ


I am Zankar Shadowmoon, you have my sword
I am Dabeebel Kabeebel, you have my Dagger of the Underbeast
I am Thorganald Wizzberry, you have my bag of assorted teeth
I am Diagonus Hypotenork, you have my dragon nuggets
I am Slardanagrath Flenk, you have my Ointment of Uncertain Origin
I am Barfigan Chunderthrust, you have my pocket full of loose acorns
I am Jarensendulep Mordusplent, you have my Kirby's Air Rider fanfiction
I am Winky Peepins, you have my cool stick


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уът ми пӏэкк мӣндэ
уът ми бӣътӏ хин хуй
уът сә вӣдытӏчӏэ мәс мидиркӏтӏ
кӏурсәд джиу-джитсуәш мӣнис мәс


fly me to the moon
Кӏу мӣттӏыъмбыд горилинигъ гьу гыризылинигъ тӏыънтӏкьима кӏәппӏытт?
let me kick is fucking ass
Гӯ жавабсы, тәъбәън, кӏәппӏытт гориләсы.
let me show it what I learned
Би ымтӏуъ.
in my moon jujitsu class
Гӯ огьӯрсы тӏәш са̄дәсы, гьу эв огьӯрсы са̄дэ̄.
Ыг кӏәппӏытт горил бягъакӏыс тыринтӏ, гьу сә бягъакӏыс быъгэнтӏыъ AR-15 афтӏаматӏәм двиъ-тирды.
 
What would win in a fight between a silverback gorilla and a grizzly bear?
The answer, of course, is a silverback gorilla.
Now hold on.
The reason for this is very simple, and it's only one reason.
A silverback gorilla has fingers, and it can use those fingers to dual-wield AR-15 assault rifles.
 


Такърӣбән ккӏа «кӏу хин пирог митиъ бәвкӏтӏ»


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Such as "who the hell is eating my pie"
мән сә иттӏинәд хроническэ̄
ппанцӏинигъчӏ кӏукӏтӏ тэ̄нтӏ кӏу
О̄О̄О̄о̄о̄о̄ э̄, сә чӏиппэкӏ двә̄ гьә̄ъцӏвис хвәз семичкӣъ сәм ттӏилды тир ХИН


person who is chronically outside
they see discourse and just go
HOOOooo man, this is JUST like when two sparrows want the same sunflower seed


Синтӏинтӏиндэ гӯънцӏ гьарпацӏ ябыкъмппӏэ нә̄ъм, эттэз бэ̄нтӏды кӏу "Твә̄р тӣтӏуъ ппё чӏуъ ы̄в тӣнтӏыъ гьарпацӏ." Кӏу ми "Ни, ик мит нибытӏ та̄тӏ нукӏтӏэ̄, ппёмэ мәс двиъсинтӏинтӏуъиндэ," мин ю̄ътӏ кӏэнинтӏ лыцӏакӏ туърмәс ккӏыърэ̄с гьу ккәлэ̄с ттәнцӏ. Ик ләйктӏ динэрдыъмбыд синтӏытӏ каркар ппанцӏ гьу синтӏнинтӏәдды иъшш. Ик нипӏитт бы̄ътӏ пӏәччӏ гьар тӏэ̄ екӏды вит возмещени сыттӏ ми тӏэ̄тӏссәцы ыджэ̄, ик тӏуъ тыътӏ боркь мэ̄ ытӏухъды. Мәссимба̄ла̄.


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They came in drunk after we closed, demanding "Open the door so we can drink." I said "No, I don't have wine at night, come back when I open," but they started to lever the doors with knives and rods. I jumped up to the roof shouting and so they ran off. I therefore write to ask you to send for compensation if I'm justified, so I get what I'm due. Best wishes.
гномәм до̄лэ̄с,
уттӏыс митиъ минтӏуъ
джа̄гдэ,
хиттӏэнтӏды такэ̄
э̄ сәнчӏэ̄сы хин сәсы такърӣбән огьӯрсы пӏытт митиъ сә вебсайтәд тӣды тӏиркӏтӏ әттӏ дыъчч га̄йтӏ хин. Джа̄гэ чӏу адуъкӏ, мэ̄ екӏтӏуъ, сә нәвъ апсурд джо̄де вит дыкӏтӏә.
west virginia


country gnomes,
take my bones
to a place,
they don't belong
see shit like this is the reason that it's so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
west virginia


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сон. тӏәрнерәм. ыг «JAPAN expo»дэ синтӏычӏ ттӏил е джо̄ш. миръәдж байрамӣ до̄леисӣ та̄тӏ еркӏи. до̄лэ̄сы сәм әттӏ мигъ гьу цӏиръ хин. вин. яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ. бәлэ ю̄ъс о̄с мэ̄ дыкӏытӏ рукӏтӏэ̄. яоиәсы. июл 14э байрамсы до̄леисы ватӏинс мигъәш мәс. ыг сә о̄мэ, вин яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ.


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hier. des jeunes. ils preferent aller a la Japan expo. plutot que feter la fete nationale. notre si grand et beau pays. ils achetent. des yaois. oui mous m'avez bien entendu. des yaois. le 14 julliet la fete nationale notre grand patrie. ce jour la ils achetentdu yaoi
мәнг гэнырг. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. ми тӏэ̄тӏды такэ̄. гъайб ёргъ. ссәнцӏ хин. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. мәнг гэнырг.


comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed.
yesterday. the youth. they prefer going to JAPAN expo. instead of celebrating the national holiday. our country so big and beautiful. they buy. yaois. yes you heard me right. yaois. the 14th of july the national holiday our big homeland. this day, they buy yaoi.




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Кӏу нәвъсы эукариотэ̄с сәсы? Бибәшшэ̄д, ми кӏиәш нииттӏ са̄дэ̄.
Маргьәъбән джәнгәлэ
Нә̄ъ дәрвис диврә̄с тыринтӏ
Нә̄ъ виъсм тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏилды тиртӏ
Сә сәнчӏэ̄сы дыро̄всы гӯънтӏссә


Welcome to the jungle
What kind of eukaryote is that? Sorry, I'm just not from around here.
We've got lots of trees
We've got everything you want
If that thing is trees




ГӮЪТӀКЬИ ГОСПӀОД ОПОССУМ
Ыг эукариотэ̄с сә о̄мә̄ээ̄ вэдинтӏухъ эве хин га̄йнтӏды. «Ӯ ик сэлулм тӏырӣ тыринтӏ нӯъ, ми квырки хин әттӏма?» вирг кӏатӏуъ мацордиъсыэ̄ нә̄ъм. Гӯ ик дәъякъ упӏитӏиъкьи сэлулм дуъсыгъә̄с лар тты̄нәсды мәнтӏиъ гьәъшшәд ни эонигъ эв хин гьу сә виъсм тэ̄нтӏды вэ̄вэдәнтӏиъ.
«Госпӏод Опоссум, ик тӏви рыцардэ ттӏилтӏ»


LONG LIVE SIR POSSUM
Eukaryotes these days think they're so special. "Wow I have three cells now aren't I so quirky?" get a job like the rest of us. I bet in not even an eon they'll be hoarding too many cells to count and not even know what all of them do.
"Sir Possum, I knight thee"




The word person starts with the M sound. Ma, ama, am.
Да̄стиныс виъсә̄с ккӏа, ми сәнтӏитӏиъкьи иъшш е тӏукӏэ̄ ик гьәъч сә дыро̄вӣ тә̄тӏссә.
Әгәрчи тита̄тӏ, әмтӏухъчӏәсы са̄дэ̄ мәс интӏвицыэ̄сы кӏӯгьәд сә дәр ццӏапӏыгъан ита̄тӏ мәджнӯн сәнтӏитӏиъкьичӏәш ''такэ̄'' иъшш гӯътӏ.


Гӯ баръиъс мән воккӏэ М кӏантӏ. Ма, а-ма, ам.
The legends all say that if I ate the fruit from this tree I would run faster. Now that I have though, all I've gained is the feeling that I ''should'' run faster from whatever possessed that old tree.




Бэ̄ръ икми якӏтӏәгьэ. ''Мән''. Ә дыкӏтӏуъ кӏыриъчч тӣ рукӏтӏэ̄. Ни ''мәън'', ''мән''.
Зыз бӣн бырэдж, зыз зыз бӣн бырэдж. Икми синттӏуъ гьу вит бо̄шшәм виъсә̄с дыкӏрә!


Sound out the word with me. ''Person''. Be sure to get the Ä right. Not ''meaning'', ''person''.
Buzz little bee, buzz buzz little bee. Come along and find all the flowers with me!




Ривалюцыэ̄сы Сәънӏэ̄с гьу артинксы тӏәш фә̄джиъэ̄сы бәшаринӣ ӣттӏ. Мутт гайджэ̄тиъ сәм до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» ттӏанцӏды воркӏтӏ е биврэ̄ хин, мин ю̄ътӏ вит ынкӏэрутив ӣттӏ нидырӯ, вит гайдж ӣттӏ нитӏыпӏтӏ, вит мәнвис карә̄м нибибытӏ, вит әза̄б психологическ (тӏыриътӏ бы̄ъмэ әза̄б мә̄ттӣ сәм) киттӏакӏ нинуътӏ, зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тита̄тӏ. тихнологиэ̄ дэвэлопӏ та̄мынәс та̄мынәсчӏәс вит ттӏанцӏчӏ тӣтӏиъ дуъш. Тәъбәън вит мәнвис карә̄мәд е бивр имәнтӏиъ гьу зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тӣтӏиъ, якъӣн вит нидырӯм ынкӏэрутивнтиъ гьу әза̄б психологическ е кӏэнитӏиъ, вит әза̄б мә̄ттӣ до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» е кӏэнитӏиъкьи.
Къа̄нӯными авиацыэ̄с виъды̄нәс виъсәмы сәмвоккӏәд, бӣнәс пӏэкк ӣтӏыъ такэ̄ ни угьэ̄. Пӏэккәм исинтӏ бырэдж дуъсыгъэ̄ билтӏ тӏуъм бырэдж сәтиъ буътнуъпӏәд тирыъндэды. Бӣнәс, тәъбәън, пӏэкк ӣтӏ ни кӏэнчӏ. Э̄ррэ̄ бӣнә̄с кӏадг сәнчӏэ̄мәс мәнвис нитты̄нәсыъчӏэ вӣдинтӏухъды нидӯнтӏ.


The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.




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«Quick brown fox» матын чаме эттэзе баръиъбиъ әърәбӣс бырӯъос, кӏо̄ш сәвътӣэ̄мәс гьу нәъгьыввӣ бӣъды са̄дэ̄. Рэ̄дыкэ̄сы кӏыриъччэ̄сы га̄йтӏ пӏӯв, гьу тӏиркӏтӏерәм виъсәм ик виъдәнцӏухъды нӯъбыд воккӏытиъ гьу нипӏиттитиъ (сингармонизмәми) чӏиррәкӏимбыд әъсрӣимбыд ттӏилинтӏычӏәсы мәс гӯътӏ двиъчӏ
Катуъсы Къарнысинэ Мичинэ:
 
*гьәълтӏ вис та̄нәнцӏ
obligatory quick brown fox sample text using entirely arabic words just to test out phonetics and grammar. first is the definite proto, and second is me implementing all sound and ortho changes (including the vowel harmony) ive thought of so far into what the modern may end up looking like
*кәлӣсдэ иънәнцӏ
*кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е иънәнцӏ
*ынкӏэрутивинӣ дуънәнцӏ
Катуъсы нӯъ:
*тәмбәл гьу умәдур
*кә̄фирс
*тәмбәл дуъсыгъ кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е ӣтӏды


Cats in Middle Ages:
*hard working
*went to church
*walked on hind legs
*contributed to society
Cats now:
*lazy and ungrateful
*atheists
*too lazy to walk on hind legs


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уът ми пӏэкк мӣндэ
уът ми бӣътӏ хин хуй
уът сә вӣдытӏчӏэ мәс мидиркӏтӏ
кӏурсәд джиу-джитсуәш мӣнис мәс


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fly me to the moon
Хозяйн Тӏӣтӏә Бӣт Рентӏ Ттӏәлтӏыъндэды Э̄ррэ̄ Пакъинӣ Е Мигьэ Вӣдытӏухъ
let me kick is fucking ass
let me show it what I learned
in my moon jujitsu class


Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number


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мән сә иттӏинәд хроническэ̄
ппанцӏинигъчӏ кӏукӏтӏ тэ̄нтӏ кӏу
О̄О̄О̄о̄о̄о̄ э̄, сә чӏиппэкӏ двә̄ гьә̄ъцӏвис хвәз семичкӣъ сәм ттӏилды тир ХИН


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person who is chronically outside
Сә гӯътӏ
they see discourse and just go
Агь
HOOOooo man, this is JUST like when two sparrows want the same sunflower seed
Сытӏәнцӏ сәтиъ екӏтӏуърэ̄ роспинэ джәрәнинэ


There he is
Bear
His arrival was foretold in ancient murals.


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гномәм до̄лэ̄с,
уттӏыс митиъ минтӏуъ
джа̄гдэ,
хиттӏэнтӏды такэ̄
э̄ сәнчӏэ̄сы хин сәсы такърӣбән огьӯрсы пӏытт митиъ сә вебсайтәд тӣды тӏиркӏтӏ әттӏ дыъчч га̄йтӏ хин. Джа̄гэ чӏу адуъкӏ, мэ̄ екӏтӏуъ, сә нәвъ апсурд джо̄де вит дыкӏтӏә.
west virginia


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country gnomes,
БУЪТ ӢТӀ ТЭ̄НТӀ ВИЪПӀЫ КАКМӘСӘРЭ̄ ВИЪСЭ̄
take my bones
ИК ПӀАЛАВИЦЭ̄С МИТИЪ ТТӀӘЛНИНТӏИНЭ НЫРОДЖЭ̄
to a place,
they don't belong
see shit like this is the reason that it's so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
west virginia


THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH MY EVERY STEP
I HAVE INSTALLED MY FLOORBOARDS INCORRECTLY


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мәнг гэнырг. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. ми тӏэ̄тӏды такэ̄. гъайб ёргъ. ссәнцӏ хин. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. мәнг гэнырг.


Двә̄ Кӏонтӏорэ̄с Джәрим Тә̄тӏә Несоблюдениэ̄с Нон Запӏравкӏэ̄сэ Minnesota-әш
comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed.


Two Companies Fined for Violations at Nine Minnesota Gas Stations


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Маргьәъбән джәнгәлэ
Нә̄ъ дәрвис диврә̄с тыринтӏ
Нә̄ъ виъсм тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏилды тиртӏ
Сә сәнчӏэ̄сы дыро̄всы гӯънтӏссә


Ми вӣцӏ тӏӯъ вәд сыттӏыъды висэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кьӏӯтӏәсы гӯътӏ тӏӯътӏы дуъсыгъэ̄. Луътфән кьӏа̄тӏигъ синттӏуъ, километырәм пӏә̄въкӏә̄с са̄дэ̄ кӏиъсәд ттӏэнтӏ.
Welcome to the jungle
We've got lots of trees
We've got everything you want
If that thing is trees


I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few kilometers from here.


ГӮЪТӀКЬИ ГОСПӀОД ОПОССУМ
«Госпӏод Опоссум, ик тӏви рыцардэ ттӏилтӏ»


Э̄ ТӀВИ
LONG LIVE SIR POSSUM
МӘН КЬЁВ
"Sir Possum, I knight thee"
СЫПАС ИКМИ СИЦӀДЫ 🙂
ИК ТТӀИЛЫТӀ ДЖО̄Ш ХИИИИИИН 🙂
ТӀВИ ДИНДЭ МӘС СИНТТӀ ТАКЭ̄ НАЧЁКЭ̄
МӘ̄ТӀСӘР МӘС ПОПКОР НӘ̄С УПӀИТӀИЪ
ГЬУ ВӘТ ЫМ КИНОМ 12+ ДЫКӀӘНТӀИЪ
ГЬУ ИК ВИТ ТӀВИ СӘ ТТӀИЛИТӀИЪӘД
Э̄РРЭ̄ ТӀӮЪСЫ БӘЧ ДОТТАГЪЫСЫ МӘС


HEY YOU
COOL GUY
THANKS FOR HANGING OUT WITH ME 🙂
I HAD A LOOOOOOT OF FUN 🙂
YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE FOR A SLEEPOVER
MY MOM WILL MAKE US POPPYCORN
AND LET US WATCH PG-13 MOVIES
AND I'LL LET YOU PICK
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND


The word person starts with the M sound. Ma, ama, am.


Э̄кь вӣърэ упӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ о̄мныънэ эв. Э̄кь вӣърэ вит нэкӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ мацордйыънэ гӯътӏэ̄с
Гӯ баръиъс мән воккӏэ М кӏантӏ. Ма, а-ма, ам.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Бэ̄ръ икми якӏтӏәгьэ. ''Мән''. Ә дыкӏтӏуъ кӏыриъчч тӣ рукӏтӏэ̄. Ни ''мәън'', ''мән''.


Кӏуън кӏорчымэ̄йндэ синтӏытӏ гьу екӏатӏ «ик нугь никӏукӏтӏыъ, ик тӏәмӣ ппёэ̄ упӏитӏиъ.»
Sound out the word with me. ''Person''. Be sure to get the Ä right. Not ''meaning'', ''person''.


A dog walked into a tavern and said "I can’t see a thing, I'll open this one."


Ривалюцыэ̄сы Сәънӏэ̄с гьу артинксы тӏәш фә̄джиъэ̄сы бәшаринӣ ӣттӏ. Мутт гайджэ̄тиъ сәм до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» ттӏанцӏды воркӏтӏ е биврэ̄ хин, мин ю̄ътӏ вит ынкӏэрутив ӣттӏ нидырӯ, вит гайдж ӣттӏ нитӏыпӏтӏ, вит мәнвис карә̄м нибибытӏ, вит әъза̄б психологическ (тӏыриътӏ бы̄ъмэ әъза̄б мә̄ттӣ сәм) киттӏакӏ нинуътӏ, зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тита̄тӏ. тихнологиэ̄ дэвэлопӏ та̄мынәс та̄мынәсчӏәс вит ттӏанцӏчӏ тӣтӏиъ дуъш. Тәъбәън вит мәнвис карә̄мәд е бивр имәнтӏиъ гьу зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тӣтӏиъ, якъӣн вит нидырӯм ынкӏэрутивнтиъ гьу әъза̄б психологическ е кӏэнитӏиъ, вит әъза̄б мә̄ттӣ до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» е кӏэнитӏиъкьи.


Нәгн, Нәгн; о̄ әъджәб (митиъ).
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
Нәгн, Нәгн; сәнттӏуърэ̄дэ мэ̄ пӏа̄ккӏ дуътӏ.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


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Катуъсы Къарнысинэ Мичинэ:
*гьәълтӏ вис та̄нәнцӏ
*кәлӣсдэ иънәнцӏ
*кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е иънәнцӏ
*ынкӏэрутивинӣ дуънәнцӏ
Катуъсы нӯъ:
*тәмбәл гьу умәдур
*кә̄фирс
*тәмбәл дуъсыгъ кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е ӣтӏды


Дунайәд Волгадэ! ръӯе̄сы двә̄, до̄лэ̄сы эв!
Cats in Middle Ages:
 
*hard working
From the Danube to the Volga! - Two rivers, One nation!
*went to church
*walked on hind legs
*contributed to society
Cats now:
*lazy and ungrateful
*atheists
*too lazy to walk on hind legs




Баркалааа ик гьуъпп гъайбмәс ттӏытӏ! Әсинтӏ мыд гьу та̄нрәыъ гынэчӏ гьу ик гьуъпп гыркисӣ та̄нтӏычӏэ ттӏытӏ!
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Хозяйн Тӏӣтӏә Бӣт Рентӏ Ттӏәлтӏыъндэды Э̄ррэ̄ Пакъинӣ Е Мигьэ Вӣдытӏухъ


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number




Ыг компютэрәс тӏо пӏаникӏ ядрэ̄ дәркӏытӏухъ гьу тынтӏ ю̄ътӏ виъкӏэн. Кьавиш бы̄ътӏуъ би мытӏуъ сә̄нӣэ̄ кәм синтӏычӏрэ̄ тӏо.
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Сә гӯътӏ
Агь
Сытӏәнцӏ сәтиъ екӏтӏуърэ̄ роспинэ джәрәнинэ
 
There he is
Bear
His arrival was foretold in ancient murals.


Your computer has experienced a kernel panic and had to restart. Press a key or wait a few seconds to continue.


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БУЪТ ӢТӀ ТЭ̄НТӀ ВИЪПӀЫ КАКМӘСӘРЭ̄ ВИЪСЭ̄
ИК ПӀАЛАВИЦЭ̄С МИТИЪ ТТӀӘЛНИНТӏИНЭ НЫРОДЖЭ̄


Сә чӏӯйәсы киттәсы. Дыкӏинтӏуъ кӏыриъчч әмә̄л тӏвитиъ виъс ю̄ъсми им ю̄ъс сытӏинтӏинәдычӏрэ̄ пӏайсәш.
THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH MY EVERY STEP
I HAVE INSTALLED MY FLOORBOARDS INCORRECTLY


This is the last stop. Make sure to take all your belongings with you before leaving the train.


Двә̄ Кӏонтӏорэ̄с Джәрим Тә̄тӏә Несоблюдениэ̄с Нон Запӏравкӏэ̄сэ Minnesota-әш


♖ Рухх
Two Companies Fined for Violations at Nine Minnesota Gas Stations
Руктӏэ̄ ӣтӏ
♗ Фӣл
Диагоналэ̄ ӣтӏ
♕ Вәзӣр
Вәзӣрәсы = руххәсы + фӣләсы
♔ Шә̄гь
Къиъттэ̄сы бәч гы̄рэ̄сы
♘ Гьиъса̄н
L-игъ ӣтӏ
♙ Бэ̄дакъ
Ӣтӏрэ̄дэ са̄дэ̄


♖ The rook
It moves in straight lines
♗ The bishop
It moves diagonally
♕ The queen
Queen = rook + bishop
♔ The king
The most important piece
♘ The knight
It moves in an L shape
♙ The pawn
It moves forward only


Ми вӣцӏ тӏӯъ вәд сыттӏыъды висэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кьӏӯтӏәсы гӯътӏ тӏӯътӏы дуъсыгъэ̄. Луътфән кьӏа̄тӏигъ синттӏуъ, километырәм пӏә̄въкӏә̄с са̄дэ̄ кӏиъсәд ттӏэнтӏ.


Тӏӯъ хвәз званич екӏычӏэ ттӏәлтӏссә, луътфән тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу кӏо̄ш двиъбы̄ътӏуъ. Тӏӯъ кумаг бытӏссә ю̄ътӏ, тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу набирач чилифонистэ тӏо бәвкӏтӏуъ.
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few kilometers from here.


If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.


Э̄ ТӀВИ
МӘН КЬЁВ
СЫПАС ИКМИ СИЦӀДЫ 🙂
ИК ТТӀИЛЫТӀ ДЖО̄Ш ХИИИИИИН 🙂
ТӀВИ ДИНДЭ МӘС СИНТТӀ ТАКЭ̄ НАЧЁКЭ̄
МӘ̄ТӀСӘР МӘС ПОПКОР НӘ̄С УПӀИТӀИЪ
ГЬУ ВӘТ ЫМ КИНОМ 12+ ДЫКӀӘНТӀИЪ
ГЬУ ИК ВИТ ТӀВИ СӘ ТТӀИЛИТӀИЪӘД
Э̄РРЭ̄ ТӀӮЪСЫ БӘЧ ДОТТАГЪЫСЫ МӘС
HEY YOU
COOL GUY
THANKS FOR HANGING OUT WITH ME 🙂
I HAD A LOOOOOOT OF FUN 🙂
YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE FOR A SLEEPOVER
MY MOM WILL MAKE US POPPYCORN
AND LET US WATCH PG-13 MOVIES
AND I'LL LET YOU PICK
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND


Сәлә̄м. Ниминсы мэ̄ Inigo Montoya-әсы. Тӏӯъ пӏыътӏсәр митиъ бӣънтӏ мир, мытӏӣъ сицӏуъ.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Э̄кь вӣърэ упӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ о̄мныънэ эв. Э̄кь вӣърэ вит нэкӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ мацордйыънэ гӯътӏэ̄с
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Нон Сәнчӏэ̄сы Кӏвӣш Гъарӣбдэ Хин Екӏды
«Ик пӏыланэ̄с тыринтӏ. Тӏӯъ әлма̄с тытӏма?»
«Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе!»
«Къӏайлэ̄, иккы гориләсы.»
«Тӏӯъ мәън сәәд имтӏма? Э̄, сә угь?»
«Тӣтӏуъ тәзә̄ъгьар вӣсы кӏәчӏәпӏиси ниминми Luther гьу Emily исинтӏды. Ик кӏадг чӏусы чӏусы нидуътӏ.»
«Кисасы тӏо сәм макароны с сыром-әми га̄йнтӏма бинк?»
«Ми пӏӣрӯъ синтӏытбыд.»
«Нәгнәсы гӯънтӏ гьаш.»
«Тӏви вӣцӏ, ттӏанцӏчӏинэ адуъкӏинэ, ми вӣцӏухъ вӣсы сәрвәрәсы къәптта̄нэ̄м дошмәне гӯънинтӏкьиды, сә двә̄ла кэрпы, ппа̄нәс нэ̄чӏэ... вӣкӏәм я̄вэ̄де?... имчӏәш е е гьандуг, ниыъкӏанцӏ, шипәл, вэ̄, нивире хин, нвәнцӏуъпӏтӏэцы»


Nine Things to Whisper to Complete Strangers
Кӏуън кӏорчымэ̄йндэ синтӏытӏ гьу екӏатӏ «ик нугь никӏукӏтӏыъ, ик тӏәмӣ ппёэ̄ упӏитӏиъ.»
"I have the plans. Do you have the diamond?"
"Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts!"
"Secretly, I am a gorilla"
"Does this make sense to you? Like, any of it?"
"Pretend we are turtles named Luther and Emily. I don't care who's who."
"Are your pockets full of macaroni and cheese, too?"
"I arrived by elephant."
"Bread is real."
"You know, under different circumstances, I believe we could have been the owners of rival graveyards, each resorting to increasingly desperate, not to mention questionable, nay, even illegal, means to secure , how shall we say... permanent residents?"


A dog walked into a tavern and said "I can’t see a thing, I'll open this one."


Чӏӯниъ ик 5 такърӣбән йә̄рәм ибринтӏды ик гьар мэ̄тӏръӣ мәс ыъкӏатӏ чӏуәд «ынуъсы кәм рәнгэ̄сы адуъкӏэ̄сы га̄йнтӏ» гьу кӏо «э̄ррэ̄ ала̄гьәс хвәз тәъмнӣ биврисмәс ттӏәлытӏ» гьу диркӏинтӏуъ хин сәсы сәнчӏэ̄сы екӏчӏәш ныроджисы гӯънинтӏ э̄ррэ̄ ми ивӣцӏухъ 3 йә̄рэсигъэ̄ ала̄гьәс пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс тӣтӏды миртӏ тэ̄нтӏцы


when i was around 5 i asked my mom  why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavours"  and let me tell you that was the wronf thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
Нәгн, Нәгн; о̄ әъджәб (митиъ).
Нәгн, Нәгн; сәнттӏуърэ̄дэ мэ̄ пӏа̄ккӏ дуътӏ.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


[[File:Guimin Heroism vs kidneys donated.jpg|thumb]]
къәръәмер - хъэрә̄ ттӯнәс


heroism - kidneys donated
Дунайәд Волгадэ! ръӯе̄сы двә̄, до̄лэ̄сы эв!


From the Danube to the Volga! - Two rivers, One nation!


Ик ча̄лэш рәгә̄муътиъ тиртӏ
Э̄ ик йәвгъ мычэ̄мтиъ тытӏ ик термопластикә̄ ттӏытӏдэды буъц, гьу ыг мэ̄тӏсәр мәс суӏә̄л тӏәштиъ мэ̄ эхатӏ, ба̄тӏцы гьәмәтӏиъс ттӏытӏдэ буъц, ми якӏтӏәэды кӏо ''«гьәмәтӏинигъ гьу термопластикинигъ зонэ̄сы пӏәжэ̄сы.»''


I have a translation challenge
Баркалааа ик гьуъпп гъайбмәс ттӏытӏ! Әсинтӏ мыд гьу та̄нрәыъ гынэчӏ гьу ик гьуъпп гыркисӣ та̄нтӏычӏэ ттӏытӏ!
so I have a pair of shoes I'm holding together with hot glue, and my mother probed me about it, saying they're being held together by hope,
to which I said, ''"there's a fine line between hope and hot glue."''


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!


ТӀӮЪ 25ТӀ НУКӀТӀИНЭ ВИЛИКӀ СӘ ПИРИЛӘД ПӀӘЖ ИМЫТӀМА?
ТӀӮЪ МИРТӀ НЭКӀИНТӀИЪ!
ИК ВИТ ТӀВИ МИРТӀ УЪПӀИТӀИЪ. ИК ӢР ТӀВИТИЪ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪ МАЦОРДЭ̄ ГАЙДЖЭ̄С МӘС. ИК ТӀВИ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪГЬЭ. ТӀӮЪ СУЪП НИРИМИТӀИЪ РИМИТӀИЪ. АЛА̄ГЬӘС ПӘРРИКЪ ТӀЭ̄ НИИМИТӀИЪ. МИ ТӀӮЪДЭ ӢТӀ.


DID YOU TAKE A GREY BIKE FROM THESE RAILINGS ON THE NIGHT OF THE 25TH?
Ыг компютэрәс тӏо пӏаникӏ ядрэ̄ дәркӏытӏухъ гьу тынтӏ ю̄ътӏ виъкӏэн. Кьавиш бы̄ътӏуъ би мытӏуъ сә̄нӣэ̄ кәм синтӏычӏрэ̄ тӏо.
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. END T REST OF MY LIFE TRACKING YOU DOWN. I WILL FIND YOUYOU WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. GOD WILL NOT SAVE YOU. I AM COMING FOR YOU.


Your computer has experienced a kernel panic and had to restart. Press a key or wait a few seconds to continue.


Тӏәс хурхуд ппӏәрӣъ ттытӏ мӣнэ̄ сәрэ̄, гьу ыб гьу свәр двә̄ гьәфтигъ имнинтӏухъ. Мин ю̄ътӏ бишэ̄кӏәм вит бӯр хуй кӏа̄сигъ тӏәш нэкӏытӏчӏ нэ̄чӏэ никӏукӏунтӏгьэыъ нӯъ.


He swallowed a seed last month and then got rain and sunshine for two weeks straight. But doctors still can't figure out how he grew a fucking plant through his skull.
Сә чӏӯйәсы киттәсы. Дыкӏинтӏуъ кӏыриъчч ӏәмә̄л тӏвитиъ виъс ю̄ъсми им ю̄ъс сытӏинтӏинәдычӏрэ̄ пӏайсәш.


This is the last stop. Make sure to take all your belongings with you before leaving the train.


[[File:LotR Days of Christmas.png|thumb]]
сипӏтӏы кӏугвис сә виъс зинтӏды олур,
биккӏ ккэн сә дыкӏинтӏбыдды,
пӏукӏ гьәълкъэ̄с зәреэ̄с сә виъс минтӏдэды,
гьу дыро̄инэ къуърис ллинтӏды бәтт


seven swans to rule them all,
♖ Рухх
six geese to find them,
Руктӏэ̄ ӣтӏ
five golden rings to bring them all,
♗ Фӣл
and in the pear tree to bind them
Диагоналэ̄ ӣтӏ
 
♕ Вәзӣр
 
Вәзӣрәсы = руххәсы + фӣләсы
Былёск Кьә̄вкӏ
♔ Шә̄гь
Былёск Ты̄ме
Къиъттэ̄сы бәч гы̄рэ̄сы
Майрам
♘ Гьиъса̄н
эстетикэ̄с гьвиләмтиъ
L-игъ ӣтӏ
сәсы былисынэ̄сы
♙ Бэ̄дакъ
ми тэ̄нтӏә э̄нкӏтӏ абдалэ̄. иккы иттӏ емыр гьвиләсы
Ӣтӏрэ̄дэ са̄дэ̄


Blue Glitter
♖ The rook
Smoke Glitter
It moves in straight lines
Sunset
♗ The bishop
fish aesthetics
It moves diagonally
those are lures
♕ The queen
I've been fooled. I'm as dumb as a fish
Queen = rook + bishop
 
♔ The king
 
The most important piece
[[File:Guimin this is my brush.png|thumb]]
♘ The knight
Сә екксы мәс гӯътӏ:
It moves in an L shape
Сә басысы мәс гӯътӏ:
♙ The pawn
Сә холсәсы мәс гӯътӏ:
It moves forward only


This is my brush:
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:


Тӏӯъ хвәз званич екӏычӏэ ттӏәлтӏссә, луътфән тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу кӏо̄ш двиъбы̄ътӏуъ. Тӏӯъ кумаг бытӏссә ю̄ътӏ, тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу набирач чилифонистэ тӏо бәвкӏтӏуъ.


Ни, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы ни кӏэнчӏ. Тӏӯъсы мёлкъӏэ̄сы гилтӏэ̄сы шәкәргьӯтӏеэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи нӯъ лол
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.


Nah, a dad joke is a dad joke no matter what. You could be a pregnant lizard with diabeties, it would still be a dad joke lol


Сәлә̄м. Ниминсы мэ̄ Inigo Montoya-әсы. Тӏӯъ пӏыътӏсәр митиъ бӣънтӏ мир, мытӏӣъ сицӏуъ.


тӏӯъ вирг хин сә о̄мэ тита̄тӏ
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
э̄ эстроген тытӏуъ! !


youve worked so hard today
here have estrogen! !


Нон Сәнчӏэ̄сы Кӏвӣш Гъарӣбдэ Хин Екӏды
«Ик пӏыланэ̄с тыринтӏ. Тӏӯъ әлма̄с тытӏма?»
«Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе!»
«Къӏайлэ̄, иккы гориләсы.»
«Тӏӯъ мәън сәәд имтӏма? Э̄, сә угь?»
«Тӣтӏуъ тәзә̄ъгьар вӣсы кӏәчӏәпӏиси ниминми Luther гьу Emily исинтӏды. Ик кӏадг чӏусы чӏусы нидуътӏ.»
«Кисасы тӏо сәм макароны с сыром-әми га̄йнтӏма бинк?»
«Ми пӏӣрӯъ синтӏытбыд.»
«Нәгнәсы гӯънтӏ гьаш.»
«Тӏви вӣцӏ, ттӏанцӏчӏинэ адуъкӏинэ, ми вӣцӏухъ вӣсы сәрвәрәсы къәптта̄нэ̄м дошмәне гӯънинтӏкьиды, сә двә̄ла кэрпы, ппа̄нәс нэ̄чӏэ... вӣкӏәм я̄вэ̄де?... имчӏәш е е гьандуг, ниыъкӏанцӏ, шипәл, вэ̄, нивире хин, нвәнцӏуъпӏтӏэцы»
Nine Things to Whisper to Complete Strangers
"I have the plans. Do you have the diamond?"
"Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts!"
"Secretly, I am a gorilla"
"Does this make sense to you? Like, any of it?"
"Pretend we are turtles named Luther and Emily. I don't care who's who."
"Are your pockets full of macaroni and cheese, too?"
"I arrived by elephant."
"Bread is real."
"You know, under different circumstances, I believe we could have been the owners of rival graveyards, each resorting to increasingly desperate, not to mention questionable, nay, even illegal, means to secure , how shall we say... permanent residents?"


[[File:Guimin water.png|thumb]]
Có rất ngiều nước trong cơ thể tôi. Bạn có muốn uống nó không?
Вәт бивр суълтӏинэ мәс гӯътӏ. Тӏӯъ лоб ытӏинэчӏитиъ тәртӏма?


There is a lot of water in my body. Do you want to drink it?
Чӏӯниъ ик 5 такърӣбән йә̄рәм ибринтӏды ик гьар мэ̄тӏръӣ мәс ыъкӏатӏ кӏуэ «ынуъсы кәм рәнгэ̄сы адуъкӏэ̄сы га̄йнтӏ» гьу кӏо «э̄ррэ̄ ала̄гьәс хвәз тәъмнӣ биврисмәс ттӏәлытӏ» гьу диркӏинтӏуъ хин сәсы сәнчӏэ̄сы екӏчӏәш ныроджисы гӯънинтӏ э̄ррэ̄ ми ивӣцӏухъ 3 йә̄рэсигъэ̄ ала̄гьәс пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс тӣтӏды миртӏ тэ̄нтӏцы


when i was around 5 i asked my mom  why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavours"  and let me tell you that was the wronf thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died


[[File:Guimin spirals.png|thumb]]
тита̄тӏ НЭ̄ЧӏЭ?
ниӣтӏуъпӏтӏэухъды?
сә гъәшш ала̄гьэ бибы̄ътӏ киттэ̄?
ни.
сә до̄ттӏ гьәъләзотиъ воркӏтӏ са̄дэ̄


HOW has he done it?
[[File:Guimin Heroism vs kidneys donated.jpg|thumb]]
without falling?
къәръәмер - хъэрә̄ ттӯнәс
has he cheated god at last?
no.
he has simply befriended the spirals


heroism - kidneys donated


[[File:Guimin jellyfish.png|thumb]]
сә тӣтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ
нииттӏды ппӏэ̄тӏ?
тӏәс виъсмәтиъ вапщэ̄ вӣцӏухъ
нитӣтӏыъ а̄вӣтӏ я̄вэ̄д
? сә нисӣм мэ̄ екӏтӏ
хәъд сәэ тӏэ̄тӏ
то̄къӣф сә ынуъмәс имтӏуъ


how can he do this
Ик ча̄лэш рәгә̄муътиъ тиртӏ
without drowning?
Э̄ ик йәвгъ мычэ̄мтиъ тытӏ ик термопластикә̄ ттӏытӏдэды буъц, гьу ыг мэ̄тӏсәр мәс суӏә̄л тӏәштиъ мэ̄ эхатӏ, ба̄тӏцы гьәмәтӏиъс ттӏытӏдэ буъц, ми якӏтӏәэды кӏо ''«гьәмәтӏинигъ гьу термопластикинигъ зонэ̄сы пӏәжэ̄сы.»''
what on earth is he thinking
he can't hold his breath forever
? this tells me nothing
there is trickery afoot
arrest this man


I have a translation challenge
so I have a pair of shoes I'm holding together with hot glue, and my mother probed me about it, saying they're being held together by hope,
to which I said, ''"there's a fine line between hope and hot glue."''


Нэч джа̄гысинэ бивринэ Канадэ̄с дәркӏтӏәыъ. Мин ю̄ътӏ ик пӏа̄ккӏ тӏәшӣъ нита̄тӏыъ, ни тӏэ̄лерппӏэ 2017әшппӏэ.


Cheese can be found in many areas of Canada. But I am not allowed to eat it, not after the incident of 2017.
ТӀӮЪ 25ТӀ НУКӀТӀИНЭ ВИЛИКӀ СӘ ПИРИЛӘД ПӀӘЖ ИМЫТӀМА?
ТӀӮЪ МИРТӀ НЭКӀИНТӀИЪ!
ИК ВИТ ТӀВИ МИРТӀ УЪПӀИТӀИЪ. ИК ӢР ТӀВИТИЪ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪ МАЦОРДЭ̄ ГАЙДЖЭ̄С МӘС. ИК ТӀВИ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪГЬЭ. ТӀӮЪ СУЪП НИРИМИТӀИЪ РИМИТӀИЪ. АЛА̄ГЬӘС ПӘРРИКЪ ТӀЭ̄ НИИМИТӀИЪ. МИ ТӀӮЪДЭ ӢТӀ.


DID YOU TAKE A GREY BIKE FROM THESE RAILINGS ON THE NIGHT OF THE 25TH?
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. END T REST OF MY LIFE TRACKING YOU DOWN. I WILL FIND YOUYOU WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. GOD WILL NOT SAVE YOU. I AM COMING FOR YOU.


Junior! Тӏви сәэ гӯътӏ! Тӏви айропортэ тӏэ̄тӏ кӏубыд?


Ик игзам рия̄дэ̄тиъ тиритӏиъ жакъ. Ми до̄ләд ӣтӏгьэчӏ тиртӏ ю̄ътӏ.
Тӏәс хурхуд ппӏәрӣъ ттытӏ мӣнэ̄ сәрэ̄, гьу ыб гьу свәр двә̄ гьәфтигъ имнинтӏухъ. Мин ю̄ътӏ бишэ̄кӏәм вит бӯр хуй кӏа̄сигъ тӏәш нэкӏытӏчӏ нэ̄чӏэ никӏукӏунтӏгьэыъ нӯъ.


He swallowed a seed last month and then got rain and sunshine for two weeks straight. But doctors still can't figure out how he grew a fucking plant through his skull.


[[File:Guimin Plato.png|thumb]]
Сопәтэ̄с әфла̄тӯънеэә̄с сәсы гӯътӏ.
Сукъра̄т: эттэ̄л кӏокӏ нипӏиттитиъ
мән итӏэр: виъсм тӏви екӏтӏды гӯътӏ вин гьу гьаш.
Ик 10тӏ «тәъбәън, Сукъра̄т» гӯтӏдэцы мин ю̄ътӏ доттагъ бэтӏ бэтӏ


Platonic dialogues are just like.
[[File:LotR Days of Christmas.png|thumb]]
Socrates: massive chunk of text
сипӏтӏы кӏугвис сә виъс зинтӏды олур,
the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true.
биккӏ ккэн сә дыкӏинтӏбыдды,
When I'm on my 10th "certainly, Socrates" but bro keeps talking
пӏукӏ гьәълкъэ̄с зәреэ̄с сә виъс минтӏдэды,
гьу дыро̄инэ къуърис ллинтӏды бәтт


seven swans to rule them all,
six geese to find them,
five golden rings to bring them all,
and in the pear tree to bind them


[[File:Guimin Dawn.jpg|thumb]]
Пӏыъкчӏиъс мәс сә ботыл дэдыкӏытӏгьэ рика̄тиъ Dawn-итиъ душинэ вә̄лиднә̄м мәс тӏыънтӏды.
Гӯ пӏытӏсәр мәс ла̄втӏ суълтӏвӣ әгэ тӏәш тӣчӏэ быъкӏтӏ э̄ррэ̄:
«Гӯътӏссә вис эрчӏ кьӏоргръӣ, гӯътӏды вис эрчӏ мэ̄.»
Да̄ст гьаш.


My wife found this bottle of Dawn dish soap sitting in my parents' shower.
Былёск Кьә̄вкӏ
Apparently, my dad uses it to wash his entire body because:
Былёск Ты̄ме
"If it's good enough for baby ducks, it's good enough for me."
Майрам
Absolute legend.
эстетикэ̄с гьвиләмтиъ
сәсы былисынэ̄сы
ми тэ̄нтӏә э̄нкӏтӏ абдалэ̄. иккы иттӏ емыр гьвиләсы


Blue Glitter
Smoke Glitter
Sunset
fish aesthetics
those are lures
I've been fooled. I'm as dumb as a fish


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Сә басысы мәс гӯътӏ:
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This is my brush:
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:


[[File:Guimin battery.jpg|thumb]]
Гьар ынкӏэрутивинӣ Германиеэ итинэнтӏчӏәш 1933инигъ гьу 1945инигъ мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ угьэ̄
Гьар НАСАэ кӏуэ уълӯчӏа̄сәрыс тӏэ̄тиъ иминтӏды мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ угьэ̄
Мӣ сицӏуъ угьэ̄ гӯъттӏ тӣды 1%ми гайджэ̄с батарее̄с эве


Never ask a German company what they did between 1933 and 1945
Ни, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы ни кӏэнчӏ. Тӏӯъсы мёлкъӏэ̄сы гилтӏэ̄сы шәкәргьӯтӏеэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи нӯъ лол
Never ask NASA where they got their scientists
Never sit down to take a shit with only 1% battery life


Nah, a dad joke is a dad joke no matter what. You could be a pregnant lizard with diabeties, it would still be a dad joke lol


Гӯътӏ гьәссә̄р
Ынвис виъсэс куръ уъллэ̄мәс вӣмтӏды кӏо̄ә̄с уъпӏрә такэ̄
Цә̄й кӏо̄исӣ ттәнцӏ


Its normal
тӏӯъ вирг хин сә о̄мэ тита̄тӏ
All people who hate foreskins should be skinned
э̄ эстроген тытӏуъ! !
To protect the skin


==Dialogs==
youve worked so hard today
Guard 1: Сә тимсә̄л екӏатӏма нӯъ?
here have estrogen! !
Statue: Вэ̄ тәъбәън, тимсә̄лм ниекӏэнтӏ!
 
Guard 2: Гьуъчч ццӏвис хин дӯтӏ.
 
Guard 1: Бәлэ, синттӏуъигъ.
[[File:Guimin water.png|thumb]]
Có rất ngiều nước trong cơ thể tôi. Bạn có muốn uống nó không?


Guard 1: Did that statue just talk?
Вәт бивр суълтӏинэ мәс гӯътӏ. Тӏӯъ лоб ытӏинэчӏитиъ тәртӏма?
Statue: Of course not, statues don't talk!
Guard 2: It does raise a pretty good point.
Guard 1: Alright, carry on.


There is a lot of water in my body. Do you want to drink it?


ŋ't: Ик душ әдӣтӏ гьу пӏӯвәс ы̄ъс диркӏинтӏды "КЬАКӀ ЖЕНСКӘСЫ" лол
nico!: Бәлэ испанск виъдәнцӏухъ гьу кьакӏ женскәсы гӯътӏ
ŋ't: Мәӏс гьашэ̄
nico!: Испанск виъдәнцӏухъ или кьакӏ женскәсы ыъсәнцӏ?
ŋ't: Бәлэ
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Ми гьәърфӣ
nico!: Сә пӏоләсы тӏвитиъ гӯътӏ


ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
[[File:Guimin spirals.png|thumb]]
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
тита̄тӏ НЭ̄ЧӏЭ?
ŋ't: A true tragedy
ниӣтӏуъпӏтӏэухъды?
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
сә гъәшш ала̄гьэ бибы̄ътӏ киттэ̄?
ŋ't: Yes
ни.
nico!: (gif)
сә до̄ттӏ гьәъләзотиъ воркӏтӏ са̄дэ̄
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


HOW has he done it?
without falling?
has he cheated god at last?
no.
he has simply befriended the spirals


Чӏу уът уъм вӣдинтӏухъ са̄гьиърэ̄сы га̄йтӏды?
Э̄, вәт ми тыритон нэкӏытӏ!
Тыритон?
...Ик шифә̄ӏ тәрытӏ.


What makes you think she's a witch?
[[File:Guimin jellyfish.png|thumb]]
Well, she turned me into a newt!
сә тӣтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ
A newt?
нииттӏды ппӏэ̄тӏ?
...I got better.
тӏәс виъсмәтиъ вапщэ̄ вӣцӏухъ
нитӣтӏыъ а̄вӣтӏ я̄вэ̄д
? сә нисӣм мэ̄ екӏтӏ
хәъд сәэ тӏэ̄тӏ
то̄къӣф сә ынуъмәс имтӏуъ


how can he do this
without drowning?
what on earth is he thinking
he can't hold his breath forever
? this tells me nothing
there is trickery afoot
arrest this man


Ковбойәсы нигӯътӏыъ секси
Тӏви би кӏукӏтӏкьи емыр нӯъ


Cowboys can't be sexy
Нэч джа̄гысинэ бивринэ Канадэ̄с дәркӏтӏәыъ. Мин ю̄ътӏ ик пӏа̄ккӏ тӏәшӣъ нита̄тӏыъ, ни тӏэ̄лерппӏэ 2017әшппӏэ.
I bet you feel dumb right now


Cheese can be found in many areas of Canada. But I am not allowed to eat it, not after the incident of 2017.


Ыг сә мейн-кун гӯътӏухъ вис! Кӏосы винисы иминэчӏәш?
474,320₽.
Ми нивӣцӏухъ дӯтӏыъды.


that maine coon looks good! what's the price to adopt it?
Junior! Тӏви сәэ гӯътӏ! Тӏви айропортэ тӏэ̄тӏ кӏубыд?
474,320₽.
I don't think I can afford that.


Ик игзам рия̄дэ̄тиъ тиритӏиъ жакъ. Ми до̄ләд ӣтӏгьэчӏ тиртӏ ю̄ътӏ.


Огьан: Ми иттӏкьи емыр, мин ю̄ътӏ ми нииттӏ гьо̄шша̄р са̄дэ̄ссә.
Иван: Сә мәънинсы иттӏычӏәш емырәш гӯътӏ.
Огьан: Ми вӣцӏ. Сә огьурсы екӏчӏәш мәс.
Сӯкӏун: Ю̄ъс муджә̄дәл чӏәгьтӏыъ?
Огьан: Тӏӯъ якӏтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ СӘСЫ муджә̄дәлэ̄сы га̄йтӏды?
Сӯкӏун: Ик тӏви нииба̄тӏ. Ик Гэл гьу Әруъш ибэ̄тӏ.
Огьан: О̄.


Ohan: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
[[File:Guimin Plato.png|thumb]]
Ivan: That's what being stupid means.
Сопәтэ̄с әфла̄тӯънеэә̄с сәсы гӯътӏ.
Ohan: I know. That's why I said it.
Сукъра̄т: эттэ̄л кӏокӏ нипӏиттитиъ
Sukun: Can you guys stop arguing?
мән итӏэр: виъсм тӏви екӏтӏды гӯътӏ вин гьу гьаш.
Ohan: How can you call THAT an argument?
Ик 10тӏ «тәъбәън, Сукъра̄т» гӯтӏдэцы мин ю̄ътӏ доттагъ бэтӏ бэтӏ
Sukun: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Gel and Arush.
 
Ohan: Ah.
Platonic dialogues are just like.
Socrates: massive chunk of text
the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true.
When I'm on my 10th "certainly, Socrates" but bro keeps talking




Кӏафээ ''Heg Sheg''
[[File:Guimin Dawn.jpg|thumb]]
Person 1: Сәлә̄м до̄ттӏ митиъ!
Пӏыъкчӏиъс мәс сә ботыл дэдыкӏытӏгьэ рика̄тиъ Dawn-итиъ душинэ вә̄лиднә̄м мәс тӏыънтӏды.
Person 2: Маргьәъбән бырэ̄тӏ митиъ, чӏу ик тӏви дӯтӏиъкьи?
Гӯ пӏытӏсәр мәс ла̄втӏ суълтӏвӣ әгэ тӏәш тӣчӏэ быъкӏтӏ э̄ррэ̄:
Person 1: Чай гьу нәгн луътфән.
«Гӯътӏссә вис эрчӏ кьӏоргръӣ, гӯътӏды вис эрчӏ мэ̄.»
Person 2: Тәъбәън, эв сә̄нӣ.
Да̄ст гьаш.
Person 1: Шукрән бырэ̄тӏ.
 
Person 2: Чай чо̄ би голл?
My wife found this bottle of Dawn dish soap sitting in my parents' shower.
Person 1: Чо̄ луътфән.
Apparently, my dad uses it to wash his entire body because:
Person 2: Кьакӏ би ни?
"If it's good enough for baby ducks, it's good enough for me."
Person 1: Бәлэ.
Absolute legend.
Person 2: Шәкәр?
 
Person 1: Бәлэ.
Person 2: Сицӏуъ гэвшэкӏ. Ик тӏви екӏэтӏиъ шән кӏэнцы уъджиттӏ.
Person 1: Шукрән.


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Person 2: No problem, one moment.
Person 1: Thank you brother.
Person 2: Black tea or green?
Person 1: Black please.
Person 2: Milk or no?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: Sugar?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: You go relax. I'll tell you when the kettle boils.
Person 1: Thank you.


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[[File:Guimin tombstones.png|thumb]]
9 Январэ, 2024


擺扽先生方士肉的 — Жакъ 5:33э
[[File:Guimin battery.jpg|thumb]]
1800быд виъсмәс би пӏа̄ккӏ ттытӏзәм.
Гьар ынкӏэрутивинӣ Германиеэ итинэнтӏчӏәш 1933инигъ гьу 1945инигъ мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ угьэ̄
Гима̄хыргэс пӏӯв 1800әд кӏантӏ.
Гьар НАСАэ кӏуэ уълӯчӏа̄сәрыс тӏэ̄тиъ иминтӏды мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ угьэ̄
Мӣ сицӏуъ угьэ̄ гӯъттӏ тӣды 1%ми гайджэ̄с батарее̄с эве


愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 6:26э
Never ask a German company what they did between 1933 and 1945
тәъбәън ынвис пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргэс гьу ынуъмәс 1800эсинэ ӣропӏинтӏ итинэнтӏ
Never ask NASA where they got their scientists
Never sit down to take a shit with only 1% battery life


HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Жакъ 7:53э
гима̄хыргэс кәмбәмәс нига̄йнтӏыъ вис :(


wow — Жакъ 7:53э
Гӯътӏ гьәссә̄р
мәссәлэсы ыберәш
Ынвис виъсэс куръ уъллэ̄мәс вӣмтӏды кӏо̄ә̄с уъпӏрә такэ̄
Цә̄й кӏо̄исӣ ттәнцӏ


Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 7:54э
Its normal
Тӏэ̄ сӣ якӏтӏә
All people who hate foreskins should be skinned
To protect the skin


愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:04э
ик пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргәмәс кобалтәми та̄тӏ та̄тӏ о̄мэ̄ виъсэ̄


Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 8:07э
Lightning McQueen-әсы твинксы
Ик дыкӏырг әлма̄сӣ кәмбәм упӏинтӏ олоркӏ хин бы̄ътӏ та̄тӏ
Ныроджер гьәссә̄р! Тӏәсы ма̄шӣнэ̄сы гьашэ̄


愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:43э
Lightning McQueen in a twink
ик дыкӏырг джӣвӣ джо̄ддэ мәс накӏтӏуъ
Common misconception! He's actually a car
мммммм мэтӏалс гыро̄ә̄с ләзӣз хин


January 9, 2024


擺扽先生方士肉的 — Today at 5:33 AM
ЭВМИМИ FIREBOY & WATERGIRL ТӢДЫ МО̄Н КӀУКӀТӀГЬЭППӀИГЪ.
Until 1800, everybody ate each other.
ИК FIREBOY ТЭ̄НТӀ МО̄Н ГЬӘССӘ̄РЭ̄ МИН Ю̄ЪТӀ МИ ГӮЪТӀЫЪ МАРИН
The first tomb stones date from 1800.


愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 6:26 AM
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO PLAY FIREBOY & WATERGIRL WITH.
clearly humans stopped eating humans and tomb stones in the 1800s
I USUALLY PLAY FIREBOY BUT I CAN BE FLEXIBLE


HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Today at 7:53 AM
tomb stones can't be good for your teeth :(


wow — Today at 7:53 AM
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агьәсы банкэ имтӏ: кисәрыс ыъндэттӏәлинтӏуъ
сәърра̄фсы: *кисәрыс ыъндэттӏәлинтӏ*
агьәсы: *вэ̄тӏәсы* тӏви нэкӏытӏ хин мигъ нэ̄чӏэ
 
bear robbing a bank: stick em up
teller: *raises hands*
bear: *nervous* how'd you get so big


Mikey!!! :D — Today at 7:54 AM
Speak for yourself


愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:04 AM
Ни Кӏо̄ Ни Рӯъгь Ни Хидым
i eat tomb stones with cobalt every day
Вӣ гьәъкъ хидым кӏафэсисәд әдмәнцӏ тиртӏ
Гъӯлыс гьу аккю̄тәм сә милкэ гӯърә мәъссӯр


Mikey!!! :D — Today at 8:07 AM
No Skin No Soul No Service
I munch on diamond to make my teeth extra polished
We reserve the right to refuse service to skeletons
No ghouls or wraiths allowed on this property


愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:43 AM
i munch on mercury get on my level
mmmmmm heavy metals so yummy


НОЙ ДЖӘРӘН ЛӘВЪГЬ ДИРКӀТӀӘГЬЭ, ВӘТ ТӀӘМ НӘККӀ МИЪРРӢЪ БӢЪНТӀДЫ ДИРКӀИТӀИЪКЬИ
(Шумэреәсы гьу вӣ вә̄нд угьмисӣ мин ю̄ътӏ баръӣъ «ё» нидәркӏтӏыъ)


«Тӏви тӏэ̄тӏ чӏӯ, о̄ ве̄тӏер лазутӏтиъ»
NEW ANCIENT TABLET DISCOVERED, MAY REVEAL WHAT DESTROYED EGYPT
«Иккы Iowa-әсы тӏэ̄тӏ.»
(It's Sumerian and we cannot read any of it except a word for "barley")
«Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ!»


"How do you feel, o wise one of the corn?"
"I am one with Iowa."
"He is one with the corn! One with the corn! One with the corn!"


==Longer translations==
Ик айрач тӣды сайтӣ ӣхтӏппӏтӏэ. Ик ниъз хин е әъкье 400 табис 32 пәнджәрэ̄сэ быравзырис тиргьэчӏитиъ тӣтӏиъ компютэр митиъ индэбӣътӏиъчӏбыд гьу ик гӯътӏиъыъ муъкӏтӏ киттэ̄.
Ик гьуъпп стэйкэ мәс ттӏытӏ, мин ю̄ътӏ ми вӣцӏухъ вӣ виъсэ̄ чӏиъгьинтӏуъ кӏо̄ш бы̄ънтӏ уът гӯъ биъцц.
 
Ик бәгьа̄р би тәъмтәъм стэйкэ ниттӏилтӏ гьәссә̄рэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кӏуъ кӏадг дуътӏ?
I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far more logical system of keeping 400 tabs open on 32 browser windows until my computer crashes and I can finally be free.
Э̄ррэ̄ чӏӯниъ сә кӏатӏ, гьуъж ыкӏуътиъ тытӏ.
 
Стэйк печӣъ динис гьәссә̄рӣъ упӏычӏ иттӏ пӏә̄въ, гьу иттӏ тэ̄нтӏ сәвс.
 
Сытӏинтӏуъинәд гьу диц ттытӏиъ.
Са̄гьиърыргэ̄сы Нуъкис Япониеэ̄сы әвӣтиъ виъеэ̄мтиъ бәч миртӏеэ̄мтиъ. Гадэс тӏәшэ̄с дәъгът ръаме 0.000000013 фут-фунтәмтиъ ттӏилтӏ, гьу быттӏиъс быритеэ̄ тӏәшэ̄с мэс ка̄гъитиъ лук угь пӏы инигъбӣътӏыъ, мэс упӏтӏәссә ыптӏ пӏӯвэ̄.
Эв гьу вен такърӣбән сә̄ъппӏэ, иттӏинэды дә̄рӣтӏэ̄ хин пӏәччӏ гӯътӏ сәвс гьу вәгы нӯъ.
 
Сә пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс быъкӏтӏәыъ.
The Japanese Snow Fairy is one of the deadliest predatory birds. Its claws exude a terrifying 0.000000013 foot pounds of pressure, and its razor sharp beak can puncture nearly any light paper bag, if the bag is wetted first.
Чам е̄мыргӣ тӏәш әмтӏуъухъ.
 
Сә тәъм ккӏэ̄тӏнитиъ тытӏ.
Вэ̄ ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәджә̄зӣәсы, ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәнуъшәсы гьәърфӣәсы гьашәсы.


[https://youtube.com/watch?v=cSTDoK1dNMs]
Ви Пепси-кола ттытӏ пӏәччӏ ми нига̄йтӏ кӏыриъчч кӏуэ бырэджисы гьвинабисы дуъсыгъэ̄ гӯъдымай мин ю̄ътӏ ми виъцӏухъ ви со̄с сое̄тиъ гьәссә̄р ттитӏиъ двитӏӣъэ̄ ик Кока-кола нитыритӏиъссә.


Угь Кока-кола би Пепси-кола сә тарӣфинэ нигӯътӏ.


Ик мыг митиъ тэтӏиъинэ, гьу ӣсиъм кӏэнинтӏссә нэкӏинтӏабиъссә сә ыъкӏтӏ ым ттинтӏыъ.
We used Pepsi so I'm not sure if that was why it was a bit too sweet but I think we will use regular soy sauce next time if I don't have a Coke.
Нуъ дыкӏинтӏуъ зэ̄т тӏәдуъсыгъ хин ттӏилтӏ.
Гьвә̄пӏ, гьвә̄пӏ.
Ытӏуъәд -


I'm gonna add my chicken, and if the bubbles start to form around it that means we're good to go.
There isn't any Coke or Pepsi in this recipe.
Now realize that you put in way to much fucking oil.
Okay, okay.
Remove -


[https://youtube.com/watch?v=_88gES3Wkq0]


Ик кӏо̄ш гъарӣбэ̄ми шечэ бы̄ътӏ ыъкӏтӏ нә̄ъсы очиричэ бакаләе екӏэнтӏчӏәсы буъц. Уъм кәм гъарӣбэ̄ми шечэ екӏэнтӏ ю̄ъссы ёгъм тӏокӏитиъ мӯн биртӏ виъсэ̄


Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс.
I try to talk to strangers on the internet like we are chatting in line at the grocery store together. Some of you talk to strangers on the internet like you are having active road rage at all times
Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ.
 
Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ?
==Dialogs==
Ниминсы мәс Sir Lancelot of Camelot-әсы.
Guard 1: Сә тимсә̄л екӏатӏма нӯъ?
Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Statue: Вэ̄ тәъбәън, тимсә̄лм ниекӏэнтӏ!
Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә.
Guard 2: Гьуъчч ццӏвис хин дӯтӏ.
Чӏусы рәнгэ̄сы кирмиънэ̄сы тӏо га̄йтӏ?
Guard 1: Бәлэ, синттӏуъигъ.
Кьә̄вкӏ.
Руктӏ. Синттӏуъдэ.
О̄, шукрән. Шукрән хин.
Гӯътӏ са̄д!
Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс.
Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ.
Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Sir Robin of Camelot-әсы.
Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә.
Чӏусы па̄йтәхтэ̄сы Әшшӯрә̄ёс га̄йтӏ?
Ми сә нивӣцӏ! А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄!


Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Guard 1: Did that statue just talk?
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
Statue: Of course not, statues don't talk!
What is your name?
Guard 2: It does raise a pretty good point.
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Guard 1: Alright, carry on.
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
Right. Off you go.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
That's easy!
Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
What is your name?
Sir Robin of Camelot.
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What is the capital of Assyria?
I don't know that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Бы̄ъмәсы гӯънтӏ пӏә̄вл, мугьӣът бурн имтӏә, чӏӯниъ сиъръ дӯтӏәды. Болъукӏәд вӣыънэ синтӏытӏуъпӏтӏэ, вӣрэ̄ 3 билёнэ̄, бы̄ъкьӏ пӏирвытиъ тынтӏды; эттэ̄лэ̄тиъ я̄вэ̄деәтиъ суълтӏос ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш. Ӣхатӏ биъцӏ е̄н сытӏытӏ 3 иррэ̄ вид синтӏытӏдэцы. Билтӏ тӏәш нэкӏнинтӏ, вид иттӏппӏыдды пылитӏэ̄с тектоническэ̄с, гьу буът упӏды. Әгәрчи буътнәс гайдж до̄нтӏ, тәттӣдэ̄сы тӏэ̄нтӏ. Ничӏигьытӏ нэкӏытӏ. 'Kꝛefrao, вэләм, сә диркӏнинтӏ, гьу вӣднинтӏухъ тӏэ̄инигъды. Ватӏәд, 'Ƕakꜥité, синтӏнинтӏ гьу ппӏәрэ̄с мугьӣътисиндэ ноесиндэ тынинтӏ, сиъръ тәъбӣъ бәвкӏтӏды сәми тӏэ̄ды. Мәнвис биврәм сә гьӣкьӏэсдэ ттӏилнинтӏ ттым, ӏәсәлә̄ф митиъ, гьу вит пӏә̄въкӏмә̄с эвеэс, ым jonskyo, варждэ сиъръ гьӣкьӏитиъ бо̄кӏтӏды, бы̄виныс кӏырәвтиъ ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш, вит ппӏәр чӏигьды нэкӏды ттӏилнинтӏ. 'Kꝛefrao вӣыънэ тӏэ̄нинтӏ ттым, вит ым тӏокӏигъ машырис, гьу цә̄е̄с, сытӏнинтӏды. Әгәрчи тәълӣм сәтиъ тӏәйнтӏ, муджыр кӏо̄ш иъкъа̄б бы̄ънтӏды тӏэ̄рәыъндэ. Тӏәс, нӣъсәр 1578әш, вит ым сиъръ ни агъэ̄ми, гьу йәмиъм виъсэ̄с акӏытӏды сәппӏәдэ̄, дыкӏнинтӏ.


The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.
ŋ't: Ик душ әдӣтӏ гьу пӏӯвәс ы̄ъс диркӏинтӏды "КЬАКӀ ЖЕНСКӘСЫ" лол
nico!: Бәлэ испанск виъдәнцӏухъ гьу кьакӏ женскәсы гӯътӏ
ŋ't: Мәӏс гьашэ̄
nico!: Испанск виъдәнцӏухъ или кьакӏ женскәсы ыъсәнцӏ?
ŋ't: Бәлэ
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Ми гьәърфӣ
nico!: Сә пӏоләсы тӏвитиъ гӯътӏ


===Translations of Yambot text===
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
====Dillon====
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
Напомин мэ̄ви нийыъктӏэ̄: зынэл шәкьәш пӏгъәш тӣтӏуъ, әвӣ диркӏгьэтӏуъм кэ̄ф гӯътӏиъкьи
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


Unrelated note to self: look into the front diacritic, could be fun to listen to it


Чӏу уът уъм вӣдинтӏухъ са̄гьиърэ̄сы га̄йтӏды?
Э̄, вәт ми тыритон нэкӏытӏ!
Тыритон?
...Ик шифә̄ӏ тәрытӏ.


Вит ми дӯъвицӏ бәзэ мисә̄л луъптӏымитиъ мәгьиъ сулә̄сӣәм тӣтӏиъ дыруъвишэ
What makes you think she's a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better.


Sorta reminds me of my favorite example of tri-roots done right


Ковбойәсы нигӯътӏыъ секси
Тӏви би кӏукӏтӏкьи емыр нӯъ


Пӏардон шумә ми випӏыр синттӏкьи сә̄ъмэ̄, оккӏсы сәмитиъ Sweet & Smokey сытӏа̄ ыъттӏ
Cowboys can't be sexy
I bet you feel dumb right now


Sorry if I consonantly jiggle my eyes are real Sweet & Smokey


Ыг сә мейн-кун гӯътӏухъ вис! Кӏосы винисы иминэчӏәш?
474,320₽.
Ми нивӣцӏухъ дӯтӏыъды.


Гьу кӏосы ынуъсы бәч тӏәри гӯътӏмай гьу кӏосы bogo виъкӏпӏәтӏӣс гӯътӏмай?
that maine coon looks good! what's the price to adopt it?
474,320₽.
I don't think I can afford that.


And who's the richest person and what’s a chief bogo?


Огьан: Ми иттӏкьи емыр, мин ю̄ътӏ ми нииттӏ гьо̄шша̄р са̄дэ̄ссә.
Иван: Сә мәънинсы иттӏычӏәш емырәш гӯътӏ.
Огьан: Ми вӣцӏ. Сә огьурсы екӏчӏәш мәс.
Сӯкӏун: Ю̄ъс муджә̄дәл чӏәгьтӏыъ?
Огьан: Тӏӯъ якӏтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ СӘСЫ муджә̄дәлэ̄сы га̄йтӏды?
Сӯкӏун: Ик тӏви нииба̄тӏ. Ик Гэл гьу Әруъш ибэ̄тӏ.
Огьан: О̄.


Misread asemic and I think about it once but didn't see the Í
Ohan: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Ivan: That's what being stupid means.
Ohan: I know. That's why I said it.
Sukun: Can you guys stop arguing?
Ohan: How can you call THAT an argument?
Sukun: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Gel and Arush.
Ohan: Ah.


Ик вә̄нд asemic-э дәркӏытӏ ныроджэ̄ гьу ик тӏәш вӣцӏухъ эвэ̄ мин ю̄ътӏ ик Í нидыкӏытӏ
====Fyorr====
Ми вӣцӏ йәс Эносиъсы га̄йтӏ?


I know what Enosis is?
Кӏафээ ''Heg Sheg''
Person 1: Сәлә̄м до̄ттӏ митиъ!
Person 2: Маргьәъбән бырэ̄тӏ митиъ, чӏу ик тӏви дӯтӏиъкьи?
Person 1: Чай гьу нәгн луътфән.
Person 2: Тәъбәън, эв сә̄нӣ.
Person 1: Шукрән бырэ̄тӏ.
Person 2: Чай чо̄ би голл?
Person 1: Чо̄ луътфән.
Person 2: Кьакӏ би ни?
Person 1: Бәлэ.
Person 2: Шәкәр?
Person 1: Бәлэ.
Person 2: Сицӏуъ гэвшэкӏ. Ик тӏви екӏэтӏиъ шән кӏэнцы уъджиттӏ.
Person 1: Шукрән.


At the café ''Heg Sheg''
Person 1: Hello my friend!
Person 2: Welcome my brother, what can I get you?
Person 1: Tea and bread please.
Person 2: No problem, one moment.
Person 1: Thank you brother.
Person 2: Black tea or green?
Person 1: Black please.
Person 2: Milk or no?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: Sugar?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: You go relax. I'll tell you when the kettle boils.
Person 1: Thank you.


Э̄ 3:30 такърӣбән кӏэ
So it's like 3:30 here
====Kevin====
Дӯъыъкӏнинтӏ ахӣран, рэ̄кӏы итӏиъ лмао
They finally responded to what a legacy lmao


[[File:Guimin tombstones.png|thumb]]
9 Январэ, 2024


Пӏортӏугалск ниминтӏ ю̄ътӏ диркӏгьэ двә̄э̄
擺扽先生方士肉的 — Жакъ 5:33э
1800быд виъсмәс би пӏа̄ккӏ ттытӏзәм.
Гима̄хыргэс пӏӯв 1800әд кӏантӏ.


don't have to listen to Portuguese again though
愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 6:26э
тәъбәън ынвис пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргэс гьу ынуъмәс 1800эсинэ ӣропӏинтӏ итинэнтӏ


HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Жакъ 7:53э
гима̄хыргэс кәмбәмәс нига̄йнтӏыъ вис :(


Джәзырвис тӏырӣ-сә̄ъмиътиъ мәънинӣ бәвгэнтӏ лә̄ъл
wow — Жакъ 7:53э
 
мәссәлэсы ыберәш
maybe it uses tricon roots for meaning
 
 
Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 7:54э
 
Тӏэ̄ сӣ якӏтӏә
Гӯътӏ дуъчч нӣш сә̄ъӏиъмәс дӯ мин ю̄ътӏ ни П
 
 
愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:04э
It’s hard to represent vowels but no p
ик пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргәмәс кобалтәми та̄тӏ та̄тӏ о̄мэ̄ виъсэ̄
 
 
 
Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 8:07э
Ми очиричинэ тӏитӏыътӏ, къадыр тӏвис тиртӏ
Ик дыкӏырг әлма̄сӣ кәмбәм упӏинтӏ олоркӏ хин бы̄ътӏ та̄тӏ
 
 
I've been in line, it has a good amount
愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:43э
====Mish====
ик дыкӏырг джӣвӣ джо̄ддэ мәс накӏтӏуъ
Ыыы кӏом эвикӏ фиъләсы
мммммм мэтӏалс гыро̄ә̄с ләзӣз хин
 
 
uhhh just when a verb
January 9, 2024
 
 
 
擺扽先生方士肉的 — Today at 5:33 AM
Аккю̄тәсы гьудуләсы: мытӏиъсы пӏӯв ццӏамәс ветнамскиъсы
Until 1800, everybody ate each other.
 
The first tomb stones date from 1800.
friendly ghost: my first thought vietnamese
 
 
愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 6:26 AM
 
clearly humans stopped eating humans and tomb stones in the 1800s
Акӏутӏэ̄с уттэ еркӏи тӏәмӣ гьәссә̄рэ
 
 
HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Today at 7:53 AM
acutes for length instead of the ordinary
tomb stones can't be good for your teeth :(
 
 
 
wow — Today at 7:53 AM
Ынвис интиъсәр тирытӏма тӏәсы мистерәсы иттӏ са̄дэ̄ итӏэрэ̄ D&Dәми отростокэ синхэ?? Ми вэцӏухъ??
skill issue
 
 
did people expect he is just mister but with dnd at the alveolar ridge?? i think??
Mikey!!! :D — Today at 7:54 AM
Speak for yourself
 
愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:04 AM
i eat tomb stones with cobalt every day
 
Mikey!!! :D — Today at 8:07 AM
I munch on diamond to make my teeth extra polished
 
愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:43 AM
i munch on mercury get on my level
mmmmmm heavy metals so yummy
 
 
«Тӏви тӏэ̄тӏ чӏӯ, о̄ ве̄тӏер лазутӏтиъ»
«Иккы Iowa-әсы тӏэ̄тӏ.»
«Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ!»
 
"How do you feel, o wise one of the corn?"
"I am one with Iowa."
"He is one with the corn! One with the corn! One with the corn!"
 
==Longer translations==
Ик гьуъпп стэйкэ мәс ттӏытӏ, мин ю̄ътӏ ми вӣцӏухъ вӣ виъсэ̄ чӏиъгьинтӏуъ кӏо̄ш бы̄ънтӏ уът гӯъ биъцц.
Ик бәгьа̄р би тәъмтәъм стэйкэ ниттӏилтӏ гьәссә̄рэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кӏуъ кӏадг дуътӏ?
Э̄ррэ̄ чӏӯниъ сә кӏатӏ, гьуъж ыкӏуътиъ тытӏ.
Стэйк печӣъ динис гьәссә̄рӣъ упӏычӏ иттӏ пӏә̄въ, гьу иттӏ тэ̄нтӏ сәвс.
Сытӏинтӏуъинәд гьу диц ттытӏиъ.
Эв гьу вен такърӣбән сә̄ъппӏэ, иттӏинэды дә̄рӣтӏэ̄ хин пӏәччӏ гӯътӏ сәвс гьу вәгы нӯъ.
Сә пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс быъкӏтӏәыъ.
Чам е̄мыргӣ тӏәш әмтӏуъухъ.
Сә тәъм ккӏэ̄тӏнитиъ тытӏ.
Вэ̄ ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәджә̄зӣәсы, ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәнуъшәсы гьәърфӣәсы гьашәсы.
 
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=cSTDoK1dNMs]
 
 
Ик мыг митиъ тэтӏиъинэ, гьу ӣсиъм кӏэнинтӏссә нэкӏинтӏабиъссә сә ыъкӏтӏ ым ттинтӏыъ.
Нуъ дыкӏинтӏуъ зэ̄т тӏәдуъсыгъ хин ттӏилтӏ.
Гьвә̄пӏ, гьвә̄пӏ.
Ытӏуъәд -
 
I'm gonna add my chicken, and if the bubbles start to form around it that means we're good to go.
Now realize that you put in way to much fucking oil.
Okay, okay.
Remove -
 
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=_88gES3Wkq0]
 
 
Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс.
Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ.
Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Ниминсы мәс Sir Lancelot of Camelot-әсы.
Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә.
Чӏусы рәнгэ̄сы кирмиънэ̄сы тӏо га̄йтӏ?
Кьә̄вкӏ.
Руктӏ. Синттӏуъдэ.
О̄, шукрән. Шукрән хин.
Гӯътӏ са̄д!
Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс.
Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ.
Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Sir Robin of Camelot-әсы.
Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә.
Чӏусы па̄йтәхтэ̄сы Әшшӯрә̄ёс га̄йтӏ?
Ми сә нивӣцӏ! А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄!
 
Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
What is your name?
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
Right. Off you go.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
That's easy!
Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
What is your name?
Sir Robin of Camelot.
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What is the capital of Assyria?
I don't know that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Бы̄ъмәсы гӯънтӏ пӏә̄вл, мугьӣът бурн имтӏә, чӏӯниъ сиъръ дӯтӏәды. Болъукӏәд вӣыънэ синтӏытӏуъпӏтӏэ, вӣрэ̄ 3 билёнэ̄, бы̄ъкьӏ пӏирвытиъ тынтӏды; эттэ̄лэ̄тиъ я̄вэ̄деәтиъ суълтӏос ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш. Ӣхатӏ биъцӏ е̄н сытӏытӏ 3 иррэ̄ вид синтӏытӏдэцы. Билтӏ тӏәш нэкӏнинтӏ, вид иттӏппӏыдды пылитӏэ̄с тектоническэ̄с, гьу буът упӏды. Әгәрчи буътнәс гайдж до̄нтӏ, тәттӣдэ̄сы тӏэ̄нтӏ. Ничӏигьытӏ нэкӏытӏ. 'Kꝛefrao, вэләм, сә диркӏнинтӏ, гьу вӣднинтӏухъ тӏэ̄инигъды. Ватӏәд, 'Ƕakꜥité, синтӏнинтӏ гьу ппӏәрэ̄с мугьӣътисиндэ ноесиндэ тынинтӏ, сиъръ тәъбӣъ бәвкӏтӏды сәми тӏэ̄ды. Мәнвис биврәм сә гьӣкьӏэсдэ ттӏилнинтӏ ттым, ӏәсәлә̄ф митиъ, гьу вит пӏә̄въкӏмә̄с эвеэс, ым jonskyo, варждэ сиъръ гьӣкьӏитиъ бо̄кӏтӏды, бы̄виныс кӏырәвтиъ ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш, вит ппӏәр чӏигьды нэкӏды ттӏилнинтӏ. 'Kꝛefrao вӣыънэ тӏэ̄нинтӏ ттым, вит ым тӏокӏигъ машырис, гьу цә̄е̄с, сытӏнинтӏды. Әгәрчи тәълӣм сәтиъ тӏәйнтӏ, муджыр кӏо̄ш иъкъа̄б бы̄ънтӏды тӏэ̄рәыъндэ. Тӏәс, нӣъсәр 1578әш, вит ым сиъръ ни агъэ̄ми, гьу йәмиъм виъсэ̄с акӏытӏды сәппӏәдэ̄, дыкӏнинтӏ.
 
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.
 
===Translations of Yambot text===
====Dillon====
Напомин мэ̄ви нийыъктӏэ̄: зынэл шәкьәш пӏгъәш тӣтӏуъ, әвӣ диркӏгьэтӏуъм кэ̄ф гӯътӏиъкьи
 
Unrelated note to self: look into the front diacritic, could be fun to listen to it
 
 
Вит ми дӯъвицӏ бәзэ мисә̄л луъптӏымитиъ мәгьиъ сулә̄сӣәм тӣтӏиъ дыруъвишэ
 
Sorta reminds me of my favorite example of tri-roots done right
 
 
Пӏардон шумә ми випӏыр синттӏкьи сә̄ъмэ̄, оккӏсы сәмитиъ Sweet & Smokey сытӏа̄ ыъттӏ
 
Sorry if I consonantly jiggle my eyes are real Sweet & Smokey
 
 
Гьу кӏосы ынуъсы бәч тӏәри гӯътӏмай гьу кӏосы bogo виъкӏпӏәтӏӣс гӯътӏмай?
 
And who's the richest person and what’s a chief bogo?
 
 
Misread asemic and I think about it once but didn't see the Í
 
Ик вә̄нд asemic-э дәркӏытӏ ныроджэ̄ гьу ик тӏәш вӣцӏухъ эвэ̄ мин ю̄ътӏ ик Í нидыкӏытӏ
 
====Eden====
Нуукәс ракъ е мигъ ынкӏэрутивинэ дӯтӏәссәйә̄й аназэ̄
 
what if Nuuk suddenly gains a larger number in society
 
 
Мадгья-Прадэшәсы дыквэ̄сы мя̄нджӣс га̄йтӏыъкьи
 
Madhya Pradesh could be a lingua franca
 
 
Тӏви тә̄тӏ руӏиэ̄сыэ̄ бӯчилэ̄сы, мин ю̄ътӏ Далмациәд сыттӏ
 
You act like a lucid dream, but it comes from Dalmatia
 
====Fyorr====
Ми вӣцӏ йәс Эносиъсы га̄йтӏ?
 
I know what Enosis is?
 
 
Э̄ 3:30 такърӣбән кӏэ
 
So it's like 3:30 here
 
====Jazmin====
Гӣнттәсы нигӯътӏкьи
 
Maybe it's not a baby
 
====Kevin====
Дӯъыъкӏнинтӏ ахӣран, рэ̄кӏы итӏиъ лмао
 
They finally responded to what a legacy lmao
 
 
Пӏортӏугалск ниминтӏ ю̄ътӏ диркӏгьэ двә̄э̄
 
don't have to listen to Portuguese again though
 
 
Джәзырвис тӏырӣ-сә̄ъмиътиъ мәънинӣ бәвгэнтӏ лә̄ъл
 
maybe it uses tricon roots for meaning
 
 
Гӯътӏ дуъчч нӣш сә̄ъӏиъмәс дӯ мин ю̄ътӏ ни П
 
It’s hard to represent vowels but no p
 
 
Ми очиричинэ тӏитӏыътӏ, къадыр тӏвис тиртӏ
 
I've been in line, it has a good amount
 
 
ACB хин виъды̄нәсыъ
 
ACB is so comprehensible
 
====Mish====
Ыыы кӏом эвикӏ фиъләсы
 
uhhh just when a verb
 
 
Аккю̄тәсы гьудуләсы: мытӏиъсы пӏӯв ццӏамәс ветнамскиъсы
 
friendly ghost: my first thought vietnamese
 
 
Акӏутӏэ̄с уттэ еркӏи тӏәмӣ гьәссә̄рэ
 
acutes for length instead of the ordinary
 
 
Ынвис интиъсәр тирытӏма тӏәсы мистерәсы иттӏ са̄дэ̄ итӏэрэ̄ D&Dәми отростокэ синхэ?? Ми вэцӏухъ??
 
did people expect he is just mister but with dnd at the alveolar ridge?? i think??




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i always have been showing off
i always have been showing off
====Eden====
Нуукәс ракъ е мигъ ынкӏэрутивинэ дӯтӏәссәйә̄й аназэ̄


what if Nuuk suddenly gains a larger number in society


Эв сә нәвъытиъ фонэ ботә̄мэ мәс гӯънтӏкьи мо̄н
one of these types in the background of my bots could be fun
Тӣчӏәсы ыджебыд ни са̄дэ̄, сәм тты̄нәсыъчӏәсы сӯърнәвъ ынуъмәс тырансгендерәмәс гӯътӏчӏәш мин ю̄ътӏ пӏӣм би эг мэ̄ ллытӏ гьәссә̄рэ̄
It’s just not using that as justification, but also the possibility that there’s a stereotype for trans people but they’ve actually hurt me or offended me


Мадгья-Прадэшәсы дыквэ̄сы мя̄нджӣс га̄йтӏыъкьи
====Saint====
Ик гьар гьӣкьӏитиъ е мигъәтиъ ыъкӏатӏ пӏы сә о̄мэ̄, бы̄ъминсы бордж эвмәтиъ тӏәмӣ тытӏ


Madhya Pradesh could be a lingua franca
Today I almost just asked for a larger area, like the world owes him something


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I may or may not steal that idea.
I may or may not steal that idea.
Ми әттӏ вис сә о̄мэ, мин ю̄ътӏ ә... хин тӏуъччӏ, тӏӯъ иттӏәмай?
I'm alright today, but uh... pretty bored, you?


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==Longer texts==
==Longer texts==
===Original songs===
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О ххан митиъ, синтӏытӏ/сәнтӏытӏ/сытӏытӏ кӏудэ? Ик кор{әс/э̄} тӏӯъәд, синтӏытӏ/сәнтӏытӏ/сытӏытӏ кӏудэ?
Кӏэ̄р кортӏ митиъ, ю̄ътӏ ыъкӏтӏиндэ. Ттым накӏитӏиъ гъәд, ю̄ътӏ ыъкӏтӏиндэ.
Oh my darling, where have you gone? I'm lost without you, where have you gone?
Oh my sore heart, it must confess. When early day breaks, it must confess.

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Ыг тӏәс дык ццӏы̄в ниивэдинтӏ ивэдинтӏ, екӏэнтӏ ныроджэ̄.

He did not learn our language, he speaks wrong.


Тӏӯъ о̄с о̄ста̄дэ нидуътӏссә, тӏӯъ дзавач игзаминӣ нәъгьывос, би игзаминӣ нипӏиттәш, би тӏәдэ, игзаминӣ екӏычӏәш ниттитӏиъыъ.

If you don't listen to the teacher, you won't be able to pass the grammar test, or the writing test, or for that matter, the spoken test.


Фотографи мӣ вэ̄тә̄тӏә.

Photography is prohibited.


Гӯ Ә̄ъӏишэ̄ кӏурс фотографиэ̄тиъ тӣнтӏ ссәнэ̄ гьу вэдытӏухъ дэвэлопӏ филмӣъ сӣ тӣ нэ̄чӏэ.

Last year, Aïcha took a photography course and learned how to develop her own film.


Ыг кӏунс хвәз ттӏәлтӏ нӯъ синтӏ иъшш, вәт сәнттӏуъ.

The dog wants to run now, let her go.


Ик сә тӏаблэтӏкӏэ̄с тәзигбыд мәс йәминтӏ тәнэнтӏ двә̄э̄ о̄мигъ.

I take these pills twice a day for my blood pressure.


Бишэ̄кӏ митиъ екӏатӏ кӏо ми кӏадгм холестэринӣ мәс иттӏ ю̄ътӏ, пӏәччӏ тӏӯъ мацорд сә мыгэ̄мтиъ виджидэ̄мтиъ тәринтӏкьи.

My doctor said I need to watch my cholesterol, so you can have the rest of that fried chicken.


Луътфән «ввод» бӣътӏуъ сыттӏычӏрэ̄э̄.

Please press Enter to continue.


Тӏуъ «Alt+F4» бӣътӏссә догъ видеоигырӣъ къӏайлӣъ пӏәттитӏиъ, сә дыкӏтӏуъгьэ такэ̄.

If you do Alt+F4 it'll unlock a secret game, you should check it out.


Бәлэ, нә̄ъ рум-сервис дӯтӏыъ.

Yes, we offer room service.


Тӏӯъ мулахх икми тӣтӏыъма?

Can you summarize that for me?


Виъcмисы Texas-инэ иттӏ е мигъ.

Everything's bigger in Texas.


Ик гьуъпп вә̄нд Marvel комиксмәс диркӏычӏэ ттӏытӏ!

I love reading Marvel comic books!


Тӏӯъ вә̄нд никӏокӏтӏссә кӏокӏтӏ, екӏычӏ зәмигъ нэкӏитӏиъ е дуъчч.

If you don't read often, it'll become more difficult to speak over time.


Нә̄ъ сә тимсә̄л упӏытӏ эссәт упӏчӏа̄ръӣ сә виъкӏис ттонцӏды.

We made this statue to honor this town's founder.


Варжс о̄ста̄д упӏтӏ.

Practice makes perfect.


Тӏӯъ тэ̄нтӏбыдссә тэ̄нтӏбыд, нәджә̄гь тӏвитиъ гӯътӏ кӏыриъчч.

As long as you keep at it, I'm sure you'll succeed.


Эхтӏуъигъ сәвсэ̄ ытэ̄л, тӏәс нәккӏ лулӣъ уъпӏитӏиъ.

Never dry-fire, it'll ruin the barrel.


О̄, тӏыъкӏис гьу смартфонэс уъсәм...

Oh, you kids and your smartphones...


Ыг ик хошәс вӣцӏухъ аналәс

I like butt sex


Ик куръ вӣмтӏ буъккәсы гӯъ

I do hate to be a goat


Ик куръ вӣмтӏ э̄кксы гӯъ

I do hate to be a goat


Дыквэ̄сы ала̄гьәш: мәффвис виъсэс, ни кӏэнчӏ муъкъадэс чӏӯ, гьэгӣъ эв әъбар дуътӏәыъ

god lang: every concept, no matter how complex, can be expressed in one syllable


Обамаәсы поштәсы: ми дӯтӏуъ мыд шәкъуф гӯъ ик гьинэцӏ кэ̄рэ гьу ха̄е̄гьэ̄мәс та̄тӏ

gay obama: let me be clear i love dick and balls


ИК ВИЪСЕР ТТЫТӀ РУКТӀЭ̄ ГЬУ ТӀЭ̄ МЭ̄Э̄Э̄Э̄ ОБВИН БЫ̄ЪНТӀ

I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY INDICTED MEEEE


«Иккы гӯътӏ кортӏ - кӏуъэ кӏунсы гӯътӏ?»

"I'm sore - where's the dog?"


Эморгәсы икӏвыънэ вызывающыънэ

emo kid on an edgy horse


Тӏви мэ̄ нитэ̄нтӏыъ Диллон, ик эукариотэ̄с ни муфрәдэ̄с шыкӏолэ̄тиъ та̄нтӏ:mcu:

you cant be doing this to me dillon, im doing eukaryotes not school vocab:mcu:


Сәлә̄м, эукариот сәмырг митиъ.

Hello fellow eukaryote.


э̄ чуш хин - тӏӯъ чӏиррәкӏ бытӏ. ынвӣ сәмэ мин ю̄ътӏ э̄ е тӏәрнэ

like holy shit - u look like. the same person but like younger


Сә дәр сытӏытӏма нӯъ?

Did that tree just move?


Гӯътӏма руктӏ ккӏа, тинуър ё̄әсы сәнттӏ е тӏукӏэ̄?

Is what they say true, that European ash trees moves faster than yew trees?


Мӣ бӣнә̄с!

Not the bees!


Мэ̄тӏсысы тӏо гьамстэрәсы гӯънтӏ гьу пӏыътӏсәр тӏо гьуъж гәндаләмтиъ тынтӏ.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Иккы ынуъсы.

I am a person.


Can you swim?

Тӏӯъ вәд сыттӏыъма?


The river is shallower this time of year.

Ръӯе̄сы сә зәмэ йә̄рәш әттӏ та̄нтӏ е кьӏиттӏ.


Лифчик Сиуэ бәвкӏтӏуъ

Use a bra for Sioux


Гӯътӏмай е вис би дуъш, ми вӣцӏссәды мукъылэ̄с йәвгъэ̄сы йыъктӏэ̄сы нервбиъ уккӏә̄м ба̄луъсы мимә̄м тӏәйнтӏды тәнэнтӏ

is it better or worse if in my head the eyeballs come in pairs connected by the optic nerves like flesh cherries


әвсс мәс дәркӏытӏ кӏо тӏӯъ иррәм уъпӏытӏ

I heard that you found it


Ми Москӏвуъсдэ синтӏытӏ вәрнисӣ пӏы дыкӏәнцӏгьэ

To Moscow I came seeking fortune


Ик кӏэ̄н та̄нтӏ тӏэ̄ гьу тӏәмӣ

I hate you and him


Ик ананасәмәс гьуъпп ттӏытӏ

I love pineapples


Сәсы кӏартӏонәсы бырӯъвсы ниюъмәсы гӯътӏ

This is pure unadulterated cardboard


Пӏырәппыъ ӣъдмӣлә̄д!

Happy birthday!


Ыг ик тӏәм тӏыъкӏ тӏәдикӏыбиккӏ мирәм нитӣнинтӏ

I did not kill those 16 children


Ыг ми вӣдытӏ ытэ̄л ик вә̄нд дыквӣъ ццӏамэ̄тӏръис мәс дәркӏытӏ сыпӏукӏ

I never knew if I could ever read my native language


Тӏӯъ вит би сәрпа̄я̄нэ нэкӏтӏбыд

you're turning yourself into a cephalopod


Ик гылъат бә̄йтӏә вэнчилатӏарә̄ мәс

I was decapitated by my ceiling fan


Ик авгэ пӏа̄ккӏ быъкӏтӏыъ, ттӏәйг мэ̄ нибы̄ънтӏ

I can eat glass and it doesn't hurt me


Әкӏтӏә̄ милён тӏырӣ виъгьы сипӏтӏы бә̄вр пӏукӏ гьәзә̄р дикӏыпӏукӏ виъгьы нон

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Вакцын тӏыъкӏмәс тӏо до̄тӏуъ!

Vaccinate your children!


Вит агь тӏва̄рун синттӏуърэ̄дэ

Summon forth the upside-down bear


Хуй хин сә мыгэ̄сы га̄йтӏ пӏыгъан чӏӯ?

fucking hell how old is this chicken?


Ик харӣътэ̄с митиъ двә̄ тӏэ̄мәс нукӏтӏрэ̄ до̄нинтӏ

I gave them my two maps before the night


Митохондриэ̄сы элэктростанцысы сэлулис

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


Ро̄пӏә̄цӏәс тӏукӏәс бырӯърәс кӏуныъндэ тәмбәлыънигъ ләйктӏ ыъхатӏ

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog


Бәтӏо̄э̄с виъсәм свәриндэ ӣррә такэ̄

All kings should be yeeted into the sun


Бәлэ бәлэ, тӏуъ бягъакӏыс чӏӯ быринтӏ?

Alright, how many fingers have you got


тӏӯъ двә̄ ынвис мигъәм костюмми уърринс джа̄гәд имрә бӣтэ̄

you are forcibly removed from the premises by two large men in onion costumes


Ми графемэ̄сы бәч ах зәмнис виъсәш нивӣцӏ, мин ю̄ътӏ палочк бәлкуъппыд тӏа̄тӏ кӏыриъччэ̄

I don't know what the worst grapheme of all time is, but palochka has to be near the bottom of the pile


Ик хвәз вин сә го̄кӏэ бырӯърӣъ упӏчӏэ ттӏәлтӏ.

I want to buy that brown cow.


Google ккӏа чӏиррәкӏ -4 уълӯмәс тытӏ

Google says it feels like -4 science


Уъпӏәнцӏды ё̄га, бӯр бәч кәма̄й?

To round them out, most mid plant?


Хә̄ Китайитиъ Тәссӣбәш, IX-тӏ Эттэ̄л: Басәйн Әлуттиъ

Origins of Chinese Civilization, Part IX: The Beer Pool


Ик видео выгәнцӏчӏитиъ әлутис Месопотамиисәс уккӏтӏгьэ гьу сә ындэ на̄рәнджэ диркӏтӏуъгьэ (тӏәс хин сакъӏ йәвисӣ нитӏыътӏыъ)

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)


Ик эвар долар мәгьәд угь тӏви нитиртӏәды ибиртӏссә, ик эв долар тиритӏиъкьи

if i had one dollar for every brain you don't have, i'd have one dollar


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Википедия Ансикьопӏэдиъсы хъывэ̄сы

Wikipedia The free encyclopedia


Гӯ Алагьэ̄ са̄дэ̄ екӏтӏыъ

Only God can say


Русәсы: ми воткӏӣъ бэз тэ̄нтӏ, бырэ̄тӏ митиъ

Russians: I love vodka my brother


Ик пӏа̄ккӏырг ыъхатӏ гӯънинтӏды пӯд

I threw a piece of food which was rotten


Гьәъкъыс тырансгендерәм нӯъ!

Trans rights now!


Цэ̄вэ̄сы тӏопӏсы рутисы пӏа̄ккӏеисы гӯътӏ са̄дэ̄.

An apple is just a red, edible ball.


Ик гугъкьӏ тӏвитиъ ръакӏинәд тӏо митӏиъ гьу ик тӏви тӏӣъс бәетӏиъ бомакӏ /j

I will pull your intestines out your ass and strangle you with them /j


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Ынвис Кӏвә̄ныс Тыренинк Гьукӯмэ̄с Ымытӏды Фәшил Гьудулэ̄ Дуъсыгъэ̄ Иминтӏинэыъ Нӯъ СӘ ПОСТ ДУЪТӀУЪИНӘД ФБэ:

People Can Now Adopt Dogs Who Failed Government Training For Being Too Friendly SHARE THIS POST ON FB:


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10 мӣънс быринтӏ гьу гәзәртиъ дә̄ъмэ̄с шуӏӯърс тӏәш биртӏ ю̄ътӏ нӯъ

10 months old and still needs his emotional support carrots


Бәвгчӏа̄сәрис Jokelang 2-әш висм ытэ̄кэ̄тӏгъэдуъмәс бырэджәмәс тэ̄нтӏә хин гьу мигъәмәс висм гъэдуъмәс нитэ̄нтӏә хин гьәссә̄рэ̄, гьу кэрпсы гьәссә̄рисы чанә̄м hoking-әсы (мыч тӏәш гъэддэ нӣъсысы до̄лэ̄с ӯъмтӏ) гӯътӏ.

Jokelang 2 speakers generally strongly like small ravens and strongly dislike large crows, and the usual method of hunting them is hoking (throwing one's shoe at the crow as if it were a country's leader).


«Ohio-инэ са̄дэ̄ :skull:» чӏигьтӏуъ екӏтӏуъ хуй тӏӯъсы вицӏ 9 никьӏачӏ

"Only in Ohio :skull:" shut the fuck up you unfunny 9 year old


Ынвис биврэс кьавиш бы̄ътӏ...

Several people are typing...


Комунистыс КПРФыъмбыд тӣнинтӏды гӯънтӏ.

There are communists who worked against the Communist Party.


Дыквэ̄сы ләчэ̄сы цӏва̄дэ̄ми гьу мәреерәми га̄йтӏ.

A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.


Сычӏ ниттӏилтӏәыъ ие

Message could not be loaded


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Alfred-әс настрайк хафӣэ̄тъ визламач бӣъ екӏды кӏир гӯътӏ «нибӯчил» Batman-әс къутиндэ кӏәръубеиндэ ттӏилтӏгьэ

Alfred hacking detective mode to say that the thug is "unconscious" after Batman shoves him into an electrical box


Әгәрчи ик гьуъпп ттӏытӏ нэ̄чӏэ хӣмӣчӏа̄сәр джәбәс мәс эррэ̄ш ражиътиъ цвә̄дә̄пәтиъми дэ̄вәнәми къурснә̄м гьу оркми кӏыралппӏанеәми акӏытӏ, гӯътӏ бәч вис якъӣн вӣ гьәъмылэ̄с е ды̄ърэ̄с нитәнэнтӏ вӣ догъ джәдвәлӣ мәкьӣс тӣтӏиндэыъчӏбыд.

As much as I love how my timid alchemist became a garlic farmer accompanied by an unhinged pirate admiral and a regicidal orc, it's probably for the best that we leave longer campaigns until we can lock down a meeting schedule.


Э̄ррэ̄ Ала̄гьәс гьуъпп бы̄ъминӣ ллытӏ хин Сы̄ъй эве тӏәш дӯнтӏды, пӏәччӏ виъсмә̄с нинэкӏинтӏыъ мир мин ю̄ътӏ тӏәмс гайдж я̄вэ̄д тәртӏыъ.

For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life.


Дыквэ̄сы ләчэ̄сы кьавятурэ̄ми гьу дарссы Duolingo-әш.

A language is a dialect with a keyboard and a Duolingo course.


Къӏэнисы дыквэ̄сы кирмиънэ̄сы мәс

Music is my favorite language


Мәрисы воткӏэ̄сы әттӏссә ик покьокк накӏитӏиъкьи. -Борис Ельцин

Если б море было водкой я бы стал подводной лодкой. -Борис Ельцин


Ик бириндж тӏвитиъ та̄нтӏ.

I am eating your rice.


Гӯ Пий IX-әс фәлк сиъръитиъ Финляндиэ̄тиъ хэнэ̄шэ̄тиъ тәрытӏ

Pope Pius IX apparently owned an orb of evil finnish magic


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Пырезидентәс Ботсванэ̄с тәттӣд 20,000 пӏӣрвӣ Германидэ упӏытӏ ттӏилытӏ

The president of Botswana has threatened to send Germany 20,000 elephants


Катуъс суъп ситтӏ

The cat is sleeping


Къ*диъб Йәнцӏ Фото-уккӏгьаш Виркӏтӏ

Making a Photorealistic Walking P*nis


Boykisser-әс Ё̄нэ̄с джәрәнәш кӏуәс нипӏитт хуерэ тӏәмӣ бӣънтӏ

Which ancient Greek boykisser wrote this


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ИК ВИТ КЬАВЯТУР МИТИЪ ӘЪРӘБЕДЭ НАКӀЫТӀ ТӀИРКӀТӀ ГЬА̄ДЭСЭ̄ ГЬУ ХУЙ НИНАКӀИТӀИЪ

I ACCIDENTALLY CHANGED MY KEYBOARD TO ARABIC AND IT WON'T FUCKING CHANGE


Гьашер мо̄н: джа̄гэ бәч шәмә̄лэ Ливиэ̄с, э̄кӏаллуъсы Зэвсәш сә Ё̄ныргэ̄с опӏнинтӏ, гьу е хин кьёв, Chili's-әсы хин тӏокӏигъ.

Fun fact: in the northernmost point of Lybia, there is a temple of Zeus that the Greeks made, and even cooler, there's a Chili's just down the road.


Япониеэ̄ кӏонтӏорэ̄ рамэн кофеине тӏукӏ пӏыном луләд ыъкӏа̄нәсиндэыъ ттӏәлытӏ, геймирәмәс

A Japanese company has released caffeinated instant ramen that can be sucked out of a tube, for gamers


Санэсы мы̄ъсис 1984әд тытӏ мин ю̄ътӏ тәъбәън ough-эс гипӏсәрыс нитәринтӏ пӏәччӏ ниудопстәсы мыдвисы виъсмисӣ ттәнцӏинэ гӯътӏ са̄дэ̄ гьашэ̄

It's like the rat scene from 1984 except of course oughen don't have mouths so really it's just a mild inconvenience for everyone involved


Әттӏ, Карибе кыриз нигӯънтӏ поггерс.

Grandpa, the Cuban missle crisis was not poggers.


ю̄ъсәс John Soup-э пӏӯв 1927э уъпӏытӏ чӏӯниъ хвәз вәд мыгӣъ тӣчӏэ ттӏәлытӏ

soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken


Пӏа̄ккӏ Китайе 1830э иъмтӏухъ:

Э̄ ик Мыг Чӏиритиъ Гьәссә̄ритиъ Цоитиъ әмтӏухъыъма?

Getting Chinese food in 1830:

Yeah can I get the Regular Soldier Tso's Chicken?

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Ыг екӏчӏа̄сәрыс пӏалуягэ̄мтиъ нибэ̄нтӏ руктӏэ̄. Гӯ тӏыътӏ тӏэ̄ образован стандартизирован вис нииъмтӏухъыъды эрчӏэ̄ э̄ррэ̄ са̄дэ̄. Кӏу 51%эс нуфӯсис Каспялъукъэ вә̄нд дыквӣъ сӯърӣъ дәркӏтӏыъ са̄дэ̄, мацорд нуфӯсис ба̄тӏ ныроджэ̄ о̄мэ̄ гьу никӏадгэ̄. Са̄зимысы нә̄ъ сә ыъхтӏ атӏэл.

Speakers of Russo-Guimin do not speak correctly. It is only because they don't have sufficient access to good standardized schooling. In Kaspiysk only 51 percent of the population is literate in the standard language, the rest of the population speaks incorrectly on a daily and casual basis. As an organization we abhor this.


Әттӏма бырӯъ? Чӏӯниъ ик гьар тӏәмӣ ыъкӏтӏды, Ми вӣцӏухъ са̄дэ̄ тәба̄р сэ̄тиъ ыъттӏ миъгы шумә; гӯ кӏунәм биврәм пыриютӏәд гьӣкьӏинэ кӏырәв миъгы бытӏ.

Is she pure? When I ask that I'm only wondering whether or not her ancestry is mixed, many dogs from shelter in the area have mixed blood.


Ыг сэ̄сы питбуләсы пәррикъ виъкӏәд Румыниэ ниминми Sighet-әми әмтӏә. Кӏо таркӣбәс тӏәшэ̄с родословнае̄с 70%әм такърӣбән питбулитиъ тыринтӏ. Ыг сә дыкӏтӏәыъ сиъфэ̄синэ бивринэ мә̄ттӣинэ гьу биохимическинэ тӏәшэ̄с. Кӏо эттэ̄лэ̄сы гӯънтӏды эве кӏимликӏәд иъркъис тӏәшэ̄с.

She's a rescued pit-bull from a town in Romania called Sighet. Her genealogical composition comprises of around 70% pitbull. This can be noticed in many of her physical and biochemical traits. Facets unique to her species' identity.


Сә ккӏа дәъгътсы ширйә̄нинс тӏо 141сы/91сы, е бирк хин уъртӏмысы сәрэ̄. Ик рицэпӏтӏ диуретикәмтиъ кәм тӏэ̄ дӯтӏиъ сә кумагбыдэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ тӏӯъ рацён тӏвитиъ нэкӏычӏ тӏиркӏтӏ иттӏ ю̄ътӏ шифә̄ӏ угь диркӏычӏрэ̄.

It says here your blood pressure is 141/91, even higher than last time. I'll give you a prescription for some diuretics to help with that, but to see any improvement you really do need to change your diet.


Кӏуэ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик вит тӏви сә компютэр бәвкӏтӏыъды, М кьавиш акӏтӏ иначӏ виъсэ̄? Тӏви вӣцӏухъ кьавишэ̄с итӏэрэ̄с кәм хин ыъсинтӏкьиды пычац мин ю̄ътӏ вэ̄, сә са̄дэ̄. Чинаграмэ̄сы микравалнофкэ̄с дыкӏтӏә нӯъ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик кӏо̄ш бы̄ътӏды бәвг.

Why is it that every time I let you use this computer the M key always gets stuck? You'd think at least some other keys would be messed up but no, just that one. Now every time I try to type it looks like a transcript of a microwave.


Басәйн 10:00инигъ 20:00инигъ гӯътӏ ппё. Сәм, нӣш «НЕ КУРИТЬ»итиъ дыкӏтӏуъ; тӏуъ сә сигарэтӏ тэтӏиъбыдкьи гӯъинәдды хвәз ттӏилитӏиъдыссә.

The pool is open from 10:00 to 20:00. Also, mind the No Smoking sign; you can finish that cigarette outside if you'd like.


Бибәшшэ̄д хин, сәшшид Глебов, Нә̄ъ сә пӏалтӏ тӏвитиъ ттитӏиъыъ ла̄втӏ тӏукӏэ̄. Луътфән сыпа митиъ бәвкӏтӏуъ сәбыдэ̄, хъывэ̄ возмещениэ̄сы ниудопстәш.

I'm so sorry Mr. Glebov, we can get that coat of yours cleaned up shortly. In the meantime, please help yourself to our spa free of charge as compensation for the inconvenience.


Бэ̄ръ руктӏ, ыг сә дә̄рӣтӏуъсы дуъсыгъәсы. Кӏу гъуллакъинсы тӏәш?

I'm gonna be honest, that was too long. What's the gist of it?


Кӏу тәълӣм тӏвитиъ дӯнтӏычӏ диншэ̄ хин иттиълә̄ъис, әгәрчи тэ̄нтӏ пӏырәппыъ пәррикъ э̄нмнӣ гьу ка̄гъәмәс имчӏинэ, вит е хин ниимтӏәухъ. Ми якӏэтӏиъкьи тӏӯъ нипӏитт двиъбӣънтӏды вӣдрәгьэыъэ̄ е әттыэ̄.

Giving your teachings in a such a information-dense way, while great for saving breath and paper, makes them much less accessible. I'd suggest you re-write them in a way that's more easily parseable.


Ик гьәълтӏ эвэ сә буравае̄м Palestine-әмиэ та̄тӏ та̄тӏ. Чӏӯниъ сә ы̄в гӯънтӏэды нӯъ э̄нкӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, вит ы̄в двитӏӣъмдэ синтӏинтӏ. Гъё̄мәсы хин.

I work on one of them oil rigs by Palestine (Texas). Once the one we're at now comes up empty they'll send us over to the next one. Hell of a way to make a living.


Тӏви барбекюә̄ гӯътӏссә мац, динэ мэ̄тӏбырэ̄тӏръис мәс John синттӏуъ. Тӏәс нугь такърӣбән тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏәлтӏкьиды уъпӏтӏыъ пӏырәппыъэ̄ хин тӏӯъ мӣм гьу зәм эрчӏ тӏәмӣ ттутӏиъссә. Әгәрчи гьар нугьдэ хин выгинтӏды тынэнтӏды шаркъээ̄ тӏәмӣ мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ, сә барбекюәсы гьашәсы вэ̄гӯътӏ.

If it's barbecue you got a hankering for head on over to my uncle John's. Just about anything you could want he can cook up real nice if you give him enough meat and time. Don't ask him for none of that shit they make out East though, that ain't real barbecue.


Китә̄бы пӏырәппыъәс чӏиррәкӏ до̄ттӏнӣ хханэ бытӏ. Нигӯътӏ кӏэнчӏ тӏӯъ тӣтӏды япӏ гьу двиъсинттӏдэды уъртӏмэ̄ чӏӯ, тӏви вә̄нд кӏокӏтӏычӏәд имитӏиъ джо̄ш виъсэ̄. Ӏә̄дә̄бә̄ вит ым ләйктӏ бы̄ъминдэ хая̄лнә̄м сәм та̄нтӏуъпӏтӏэыъ, ыъкӏа̄нәс мухтәлифэ̄, сәнчӏэ̄сы гӯътӏ оккӏ тӏвитиъ бы̄ъмәд гьашәд мәнцӏ.

A great book is like a close friend. No matter how many times you close it and come back to it, you'll always derive joy from reading it. Literature allows us to dive into a world of our imagination, in other words a distraction from the real world.


Чӏӯсы ниминсы сә эв тимсә̄лис ынӣс ыъкӏмыънэ зәнцӏ гьу юрр сәтиъ гинэ тӏәш лләнцӏ гӯътӏ? Тӏви вэцӏухъма ръо̄н сәтиъ сидычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ, би кисәр сәтиъ би кин сәтиъ вӣдухъычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ? О̄ сә гӯътӏ, The Thinker!

What's the name of that one statue of the guy sitting on a rock with his fist on his chin? Do you think his butt gets sore from all the sitting or his hand or chin get sore from all the thinking? Oh that's what it was, The Thinker!


Тә̄тӏуъ дәндәл... Тофәнг тыътӏуъ.

Steady... Fire.


Тэкра̄рм сәтиъ виркӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, бәлэ, мин ю̄ътӏ сә гӯътӏ нэ̄чӏэ тӏӯъ о̄ста̄д сәтиъ нэкӏитӏиъды гьашэ̄. Тӏӯъ бэ̄нтӏычӏәм вӣдинтӏ, бә̄вр сә̄ъэ̄с огъэ̄рэ.

The repetitiveness of it is boring, yes, but it's the only way you'll truly master it. You know what they say, ten thousand hours and whatnot.


Ик сә имчӏ сытрелбищрэ̄дэ ттӏилитӏиъкьи джо̄ш, мин ю̄ътӏ ВАГ-73-әсы, джо̄дэ̄с сә висэ̄с хин, исинтӏ дуъчч уът дыкӏрәды.

It'd be fun to take this one out on the range, but VAG-73s, especially in this good of condition, are hard to come by.


Ккӏа эвмәс "ретвит" сә сӯъринӣ ттытӏ. Чӏу мәън тиртӏ?

It says someone "retweeted" that picture. What does that mean?


Ик почт электрон вицәпуръәд Нигериәд до̄тӏә нӯъ. Кӏу чӏӯниъ хин гьарац ми вит синтӏды тӏәмӣ ымтӏә, тӏәс вит 20млн₽ мэ̄ ӣнтӏцы, ик гӯътӏиъ ри!

I just got electronic mail from a Nigerian prince. He said that as soon as the money I sent him comes through he'll send me 20 million rubles, I'm rich!


Кӏатӏырг, мамэ̄ "сә̄ъгьир пӏакӏайф" накӏытӏ иттифа̄къ гьу нуъ кор га̄йтӏ гьайъ нәджәмисинэ, ик гьинэцӏ тә̄тӏгьэ, вӣ е-секс рп кансел эхэнтӏуъ, ик ирр рӯъгьнӣ тӏо опӏтӏ гәмбэсинигъ къа̄риш ноднипӏиттәш

Kitten, mommy accidentally got "wizard high" and is now in the astral realm, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, I can't find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate


Иккы Karmandric Mossraven-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ пӏә̄ш митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Joranathon Thornblood-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шафсәр митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Vortebel Graveheart-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ квартӏ митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Thorandis Wolfpenus-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ мэс ыъкминытиъ митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Grunduplunk Wormnugget-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шәлг ттӏытӏуъ бәтт рәцӏәнэ митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Dribbapindus Horsecorn-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ гьэ̄м шырапӏнэлиътиъ гэнэ̄тиъ митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Eggnut Thunderbarf-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ милиътӏкъарӏ тӏәпӏыгъан вәппэ̄биъ тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Jerbinkus Cheesetickle-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ суккакӏ ю̄ъсә̄ тӏипӏә̄ эвпӏә̄въкӏ тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ

I am Karmandric Mossraven, you have my axe I am Joranathon Thornblood, you have my blade I am Vortebel Graveheart, you have my hammer I am Thorandis Wolfpenus, you have my bag of rocks I am Grunduplunk Wormnugget, you have my turnip tied to a rope I am Dribbapindus Horsecorn, you have my handful of loose shrapnel I am Eggnut Thunderbarf, you have my old pumpkin filled with wasps I am Jerbinkus Cheesetickle, you have my ladle full of fairly warm soup


Иккы Zankar Shadowmoon-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шафсәр митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Dabeebel Kabeebel-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ Ккӏыър Уъпӏэгӯъсәртиъ митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Thorganald Wizzberry-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ тӏа̄лъ кәмбәмтиъ гъареәмтиъ митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Diagonus Hypotenork-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ нагецыс әджәрэ̄мтиъ митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Slardanagrath Flenk-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ Юл Хә̄тиъ Нивиъдәнцӏ митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Barfigan Chunderthrust-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ киса гӯъмынәс бинк ккьоныргәми гэнәми митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Jarensendulep Mordusplent-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ фанфик Kirby's Air Rider-әтиъ митиъ тиртӏ Иккы Winky Peepins-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ вэ̄йырг митиъ кьёв тиртӏ

I am Zankar Shadowmoon, you have my sword I am Dabeebel Kabeebel, you have my Dagger of the Underbeast I am Thorganald Wizzberry, you have my bag of assorted teeth I am Diagonus Hypotenork, you have my dragon nuggets I am Slardanagrath Flenk, you have my Ointment of Uncertain Origin I am Barfigan Chunderthrust, you have my pocket full of loose acorns I am Jarensendulep Mordusplent, you have my Kirby's Air Rider fanfiction I am Winky Peepins, you have my cool stick


Кӏу мӣттӏыъмбыд горилинигъ гьу гыризылинигъ тӏыънтӏкьима кӏәппӏытт? Гӯ жавабсы, тәъбәън, кӏәппӏытт гориләсы. Би ымтӏуъ. Гӯ огьӯрсы тӏәш са̄дәсы, гьу эв огьӯрсы са̄дэ̄. Ыг кӏәппӏытт горил бягъакӏыс тыринтӏ, гьу сә бягъакӏыс быъгэнтӏыъ AR-15 афтӏаматӏәм двиъ-тирды.

What would win in a fight between a silverback gorilla and a grizzly bear? The answer, of course, is a silverback gorilla. Now hold on. The reason for this is very simple, and it's only one reason. A silverback gorilla has fingers, and it can use those fingers to dual-wield AR-15 assault rifles.


Такърӣбән ккӏа «кӏу хин пирог митиъ бәвкӏтӏ»

Such as "who the hell is eating my pie"


Синтӏинтӏиндэ гӯънцӏ гьарпацӏ ябыкъмппӏэ нә̄ъм, эттэз бэ̄нтӏды кӏу "Твә̄р тӣтӏуъ ппё чӏуъ ы̄в тӣнтӏыъ гьарпацӏ." Кӏу ми "Ни, ик мит нибытӏ та̄тӏ нукӏтӏэ̄, ппёмэ мәс двиъсинтӏинтӏуъиндэ," мин ю̄ътӏ кӏэнинтӏ лыцӏакӏ туърмәс ккӏыърэ̄с гьу ккәлэ̄с ттәнцӏ. Ик ләйктӏ динэрдыъмбыд синтӏытӏ каркар ппанцӏ гьу синтӏнинтӏәдды иъшш. Ик нипӏитт бы̄ътӏ пӏәччӏ гьар тӏэ̄ екӏды вит возмещени сыттӏ ми тӏэ̄тӏссәцы ыджэ̄, ик тӏуъ тыътӏ боркь мэ̄ ытӏухъды. Мәссимба̄ла̄.

They came in drunk after we closed, demanding "Open the door so we can drink." I said "No, I don't have wine at night, come back when I open," but they started to lever the doors with knives and rods. I jumped up to the roof shouting and so they ran off. I therefore write to ask you to send for compensation if I'm justified, so I get what I'm due. Best wishes.


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сон. тӏәрнерәм. ыг «JAPAN expo»дэ синтӏычӏ ттӏил е джо̄ш. миръәдж байрамӣ до̄леисӣ та̄тӏ еркӏи. до̄лэ̄сы сәм әттӏ мигъ гьу цӏиръ хин. вин. яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ. бәлэ ю̄ъс о̄с мэ̄ дыкӏытӏ рукӏтӏэ̄. яоиәсы. июл 14э байрамсы до̄леисы ватӏинс мигъәш мәс. ыг сә о̄мэ, вин яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ.

hier. des jeunes. ils preferent aller a la Japan expo. plutot que feter la fete nationale. notre si grand et beau pays. ils achetent. des yaois. oui mous m'avez bien entendu. des yaois. le 14 julliet la fete nationale notre grand patrie. ce jour la ils achetentdu yaoi

yesterday. the youth. they prefer going to JAPAN expo. instead of celebrating the national holiday. our country so big and beautiful. they buy. yaois. yes you heard me right. yaois. the 14th of july the national holiday our big homeland. this day, they buy yaoi.


Кӏу нәвъсы эукариотэ̄с сәсы? Бибәшшэ̄д, ми кӏиәш нииттӏ са̄дэ̄.

What kind of eukaryote is that? Sorry, I'm just not from around here.


Ыг эукариотэ̄с сә о̄мә̄ээ̄ вэдинтӏухъ эве хин га̄йнтӏды. «Ӯ ик сэлулм тӏырӣ тыринтӏ нӯъ, ми квырки хин әттӏма?» вирг кӏатӏуъ мацордиъсыэ̄ нә̄ъм. Гӯ ик дәъякъ упӏитӏиъкьи сэлулм дуъсыгъә̄с лар тты̄нәсды мәнтӏиъ гьәъшшәд ни эонигъ эв хин гьу сә виъсм тэ̄нтӏды вэ̄вэдәнтӏиъ.

Eukaryotes these days think they're so special. "Wow I have three cells now aren't I so quirky?" get a job like the rest of us. I bet in not even an eon they'll be hoarding too many cells to count and not even know what all of them do.


Да̄стиныс виъсә̄с ккӏа, ми сәнтӏитӏиъкьи иъшш е тӏукӏэ̄ ик гьәъч сә дыро̄вӣ тә̄тӏссә. Әгәрчи тита̄тӏ, әмтӏухъчӏәсы са̄дэ̄ мәс интӏвицыэ̄сы кӏӯгьәд сә дәр ццӏапӏыгъан ита̄тӏ мәджнӯн сәнтӏитӏиъкьичӏәш такэ̄ иъшш гӯътӏ.

The legends all say that if I ate the fruit from this tree I would run faster. Now that I have though, all I've gained is the feeling that I should run faster from whatever possessed that old tree.


Зыз бӣн бырэдж, зыз зыз бӣн бырэдж. Икми синттӏуъ гьу вит бо̄шшәм виъсә̄с дыкӏрә!

Buzz little bee, buzz buzz little bee. Come along and find all the flowers with me!


Къа̄нӯными авиацыэ̄с виъды̄нәс виъсәмы сәмвоккӏәд, бӣнәс пӏэкк ӣтӏыъ такэ̄ ни угьэ̄. Пӏэккәм исинтӏ бырэдж дуъсыгъэ̄ билтӏ тӏуъм бырэдж сәтиъ буътнуъпӏәд тирыъндэды. Бӣнәс, тәъбәън, пӏэкк ӣтӏ ни кӏэнчӏ. Э̄ррэ̄ бӣнә̄с кӏадг сәнчӏэ̄мәс мәнвис нитты̄нәсыъчӏэ вӣдинтӏухъды нидӯнтӏ.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.


«Quick brown fox» матын чаме эттэзе баръиъбиъ әърәбӣс бырӯъос, кӏо̄ш сәвътӣэ̄мәс гьу нәъгьыввӣ бӣъды са̄дэ̄. Рэ̄дыкэ̄сы кӏыриъччэ̄сы га̄йтӏ пӏӯв, гьу тӏиркӏтӏерәм виъсәм ик виъдәнцӏухъды нӯъбыд воккӏытиъ гьу нипӏиттитиъ (сингармонизмәми) чӏиррәкӏимбыд әъсрӣимбыд ттӏилинтӏычӏәсы мәс гӯътӏ двиъчӏ

obligatory quick brown fox sample text using entirely arabic words just to test out phonetics and grammar. first is the definite proto, and second is me implementing all sound and ortho changes (including the vowel harmony) ive thought of so far into what the modern may end up looking like


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уът ми пӏэкк мӣндэ уът ми бӣътӏ хин хуй уът сә вӣдытӏчӏэ мәс мидиркӏтӏ кӏурсәд джиу-джитсуәш мӣнис мәс

fly me to the moon let me kick is fucking ass let me show it what I learned in my moon jujitsu class


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мән сә иттӏинәд хроническэ̄ ппанцӏинигъчӏ кӏукӏтӏ тэ̄нтӏ кӏу О̄О̄О̄о̄о̄о̄ э̄, сә чӏиппэкӏ двә̄ гьә̄ъцӏвис хвәз семичкӣъ сәм ттӏилды тир ХИН

person who is chronically outside they see discourse and just go HOOOooo man, this is JUST like when two sparrows want the same sunflower seed


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гномәм до̄лэ̄с, уттӏыс митиъ минтӏуъ джа̄гдэ, хиттӏэнтӏды такэ̄ э̄ сәнчӏэ̄сы хин сәсы такърӣбән огьӯрсы пӏытт митиъ сә вебсайтәд тӣды тӏиркӏтӏ әттӏ дыъчч га̄йтӏ хин. Джа̄гэ чӏу адуъкӏ, мэ̄ екӏтӏуъ, сә нәвъ апсурд джо̄де вит дыкӏтӏә. west virginia

country gnomes, take my bones to a place, they don't belong see shit like this is the reason that it's so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense. west virginia


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мәнг гэнырг. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. ми тӏэ̄тӏды такэ̄. гъайб ёргъ. ссәнцӏ хин. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. мәнг гэнырг.

comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed.


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Маргьәъбән джәнгәлэ Нә̄ъ дәрвис диврә̄с тыринтӏ Нә̄ъ виъсм тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏилды тиртӏ Сә сәнчӏэ̄сы дыро̄всы гӯънтӏссә

Welcome to the jungle We've got lots of trees We've got everything you want If that thing is trees


ГӮЪТӀКЬИ ГОСПӀОД ОПОССУМ «Госпӏод Опоссум, ик тӏви рыцардэ ттӏилтӏ»

LONG LIVE SIR POSSUM "Sir Possum, I knight thee"


The word person starts with the M sound. Ma, ama, am.

Гӯ баръиъс мән воккӏэ М кӏантӏ. Ма, а-ма, ам.


Бэ̄ръ икми якӏтӏәгьэ. Мән. Ә дыкӏтӏуъ кӏыриъчч тӣ рукӏтӏэ̄. Ни мәън, мән.

Sound out the word with me. Person. Be sure to get the Ä right. Not meaning, person.


Ривалюцыэ̄сы Сәънӏэ̄с гьу артинксы тӏәш фә̄джиъэ̄сы бәшаринӣ ӣттӏ. Мутт гайджэ̄тиъ сәм до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» ттӏанцӏды воркӏтӏ е биврэ̄ хин, мин ю̄ътӏ вит ынкӏэрутив ӣттӏ нидырӯ, вит гайдж ӣттӏ нитӏыпӏтӏ, вит мәнвис карә̄м нибибытӏ, вит әъза̄б психологическ (тӏыриътӏ бы̄ъмэ әъза̄б мә̄ттӣ сәм) киттӏакӏ нинуътӏ, зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тита̄тӏ. тихнологиэ̄ дэвэлопӏ та̄мынәс та̄мынәсчӏәс вит ттӏанцӏчӏ тӣтӏиъ дуъш. Тәъбәън вит мәнвис карә̄мәд е бивр имәнтӏиъ гьу зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тӣтӏиъ, якъӣн вит нидырӯм ынкӏэрутивнтиъ гьу әъза̄б психологическ е кӏэнитӏиъ, вит әъза̄б мә̄ттӣ до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» е кӏэнитӏиъкьи.

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.


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Катуъсы Къарнысинэ Мичинэ:

  • гьәълтӏ вис та̄нәнцӏ
  • кәлӣсдэ иънәнцӏ
  • кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е иънәнцӏ
  • ынкӏэрутивинӣ дуънәнцӏ

Катуъсы нӯъ:

  • тәмбәл гьу умәдур
  • кә̄фирс
  • тәмбәл дуъсыгъ кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е ӣтӏды

Cats in Middle Ages:

  • hard working
  • went to church
  • walked on hind legs
  • contributed to society

Cats now:

  • lazy and ungrateful
  • atheists
  • too lazy to walk on hind legs


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Хозяйн Тӏӣтӏә Бӣт Рентӏ Ттӏәлтӏыъндэды Э̄ррэ̄ Пакъинӣ Е Мигьэ Вӣдытӏухъ

Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number


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Сә гӯътӏ Агь Сытӏәнцӏ сәтиъ екӏтӏуърэ̄ роспинэ джәрәнинэ

There he is Bear His arrival was foretold in ancient murals.


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БУЪТ ӢТӀ ТЭ̄НТӀ ВИЪПӀЫ КАКМӘСӘРЭ̄ ВИЪСЭ̄ ИК ПӀАЛАВИЦЭ̄С МИТИЪ ТТӀӘЛНИНТӏИНЭ НЫРОДЖЭ̄

THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH MY EVERY STEP I HAVE INSTALLED MY FLOORBOARDS INCORRECTLY


Двә̄ Кӏонтӏорэ̄с Джәрим Тә̄тӏә Несоблюдениэ̄с Нон Запӏравкӏэ̄сэ Minnesota-әш

Two Companies Fined for Violations at Nine Minnesota Gas Stations


Ми вӣцӏ тӏӯъ вәд сыттӏыъды висэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кьӏӯтӏәсы гӯътӏ тӏӯътӏы дуъсыгъэ̄. Луътфән кьӏа̄тӏигъ синттӏуъ, километырәм пӏә̄въкӏә̄с са̄дэ̄ кӏиъсәд ттӏэнтӏ.

I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few kilometers from here.


Э̄ ТӀВИ МӘН КЬЁВ СЫПАС ИКМИ СИЦӀДЫ 🙂 ИК ТТӀИЛЫТӀ ДЖО̄Ш ХИИИИИИН 🙂 ТӀВИ ДИНДЭ МӘС СИНТТӀ ТАКЭ̄ НАЧЁКЭ̄ МӘ̄ТӀСӘР МӘС ПОПКОР НӘ̄С УПӀИТӀИЪ ГЬУ ВӘТ ЫМ КИНОМ 12+ ДЫКӀӘНТӀИЪ ГЬУ ИК ВИТ ТӀВИ СӘ ТТӀИЛИТӀИЪӘД Э̄РРЭ̄ ТӀӮЪСЫ БӘЧ ДОТТАГЪЫСЫ МӘС

HEY YOU COOL GUY THANKS FOR HANGING OUT WITH ME 🙂 I HAD A LOOOOOOT OF FUN 🙂 YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE FOR A SLEEPOVER MY MOM WILL MAKE US POPPYCORN AND LET US WATCH PG-13 MOVIES AND I'LL LET YOU PICK BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND


Э̄кь вӣърэ упӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ о̄мныънэ эв. Э̄кь вӣърэ вит нэкӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ мацордйыънэ гӯътӏэ̄с

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Кӏуън кӏорчымэ̄йндэ синтӏытӏ гьу екӏатӏ «ик нугь никӏукӏтӏыъ, ик тӏәмӣ ппёэ̄ упӏитӏиъ.»

A dog walked into a tavern and said "I can’t see a thing, I'll open this one."


Нәгн, Нәгн; о̄ әъджәб (митиъ). Нәгн, Нәгн; сәнттӏуърэ̄дэ мэ̄ пӏа̄ккӏ дуътӏ.

Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine). Bread, Bread; come feed me.


Дунайәд Волгадэ! ръӯе̄сы двә̄, до̄лэ̄сы эв!

From the Danube to the Volga! - Two rivers, One nation!


Баркалааа ик гьуъпп гъайбмәс ттӏытӏ! Әсинтӏ мыд гьу та̄нрәыъ гынэчӏ гьу ик гьуъпп гыркисӣ та̄нтӏычӏэ ттӏытӏ!

hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!


Ыг компютэрәс тӏо пӏаникӏ ядрэ̄ дәркӏытӏухъ гьу тынтӏ ю̄ътӏ виъкӏэн. Кьавиш бы̄ътӏуъ би мытӏуъ сә̄нӣэ̄ кәм синтӏычӏрэ̄ тӏо.

Your computer has experienced a kernel panic and had to restart. Press a key or wait a few seconds to continue.


Сә чӏӯйәсы киттәсы. Дыкӏинтӏуъ кӏыриъчч ӏәмә̄л тӏвитиъ виъс ю̄ъсми им ю̄ъс сытӏинтӏинәдычӏрэ̄ пӏайсәш.

This is the last stop. Make sure to take all your belongings with you before leaving the train.


♖ Рухх Руктӏэ̄ ӣтӏ ♗ Фӣл Диагоналэ̄ ӣтӏ ♕ Вәзӣр Вәзӣрәсы = руххәсы + фӣләсы ♔ Шә̄гь Къиъттэ̄сы бәч гы̄рэ̄сы ♘ Гьиъса̄н L-игъ ӣтӏ ♙ Бэ̄дакъ Ӣтӏрэ̄дэ са̄дэ̄

♖ The rook It moves in straight lines ♗ The bishop It moves diagonally ♕ The queen Queen = rook + bishop ♔ The king The most important piece ♘ The knight It moves in an L shape ♙ The pawn It moves forward only


Тӏӯъ хвәз званич екӏычӏэ ттӏәлтӏссә, луътфән тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу кӏо̄ш двиъбы̄ътӏуъ. Тӏӯъ кумаг бытӏссә ю̄ътӏ, тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу набирач чилифонистэ тӏо бәвкӏтӏуъ.

If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.


Сәлә̄м. Ниминсы мэ̄ Inigo Montoya-әсы. Тӏӯъ пӏыътӏсәр митиъ бӣънтӏ мир, мытӏӣъ сицӏуъ.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Нон Сәнчӏэ̄сы Кӏвӣш Гъарӣбдэ Хин Екӏды «Ик пӏыланэ̄с тыринтӏ. Тӏӯъ әлма̄с тытӏма?» «Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе!» «Къӏайлэ̄, иккы гориләсы.» «Тӏӯъ мәън сәәд имтӏма? Э̄, сә угь?» «Тӣтӏуъ тәзә̄ъгьар вӣсы кӏәчӏәпӏиси ниминми Luther гьу Emily исинтӏды. Ик кӏадг чӏусы чӏусы нидуътӏ.» «Кисасы тӏо сәм макароны с сыром-әми га̄йнтӏма бинк?» «Ми пӏӣрӯъ синтӏытбыд.» «Нәгнәсы гӯънтӏ гьаш.» «Тӏви вӣцӏ, ттӏанцӏчӏинэ адуъкӏинэ, ми вӣцӏухъ вӣсы сәрвәрәсы къәптта̄нэ̄м дошмәне гӯънинтӏкьиды, сә двә̄ла кэрпы, ппа̄нәс нэ̄чӏэ... вӣкӏәм я̄вэ̄де?... имчӏәш е е гьандуг, ниыъкӏанцӏ, шипәл, вэ̄, нивире хин, нвәнцӏуъпӏтӏэцы»

Nine Things to Whisper to Complete Strangers "I have the plans. Do you have the diamond?" "Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts!" "Secretly, I am a gorilla" "Does this make sense to you? Like, any of it?" "Pretend we are turtles named Luther and Emily. I don't care who's who." "Are your pockets full of macaroni and cheese, too?" "I arrived by elephant." "Bread is real." "You know, under different circumstances, I believe we could have been the owners of rival graveyards, each resorting to increasingly desperate, not to mention questionable, nay, even illegal, means to secure , how shall we say... permanent residents?"


Чӏӯниъ ик 5 такърӣбән йә̄рәм ибринтӏды ик гьар мэ̄тӏръӣ мәс ыъкӏатӏ кӏуэ «ынуъсы кәм рәнгэ̄сы адуъкӏэ̄сы га̄йнтӏ» гьу кӏо «э̄ррэ̄ ала̄гьәс хвәз тәъмнӣ биврисмәс ттӏәлытӏ» гьу диркӏинтӏуъ хин сәсы сәнчӏэ̄сы екӏчӏәш ныроджисы гӯънинтӏ э̄ррэ̄ ми ивӣцӏухъ 3 йә̄рэсигъэ̄ ала̄гьәс пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс тӣтӏды миртӏ тэ̄нтӏцы

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavours" and let me tell you that was the wronf thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died


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къәръәмер - хъэрә̄ ттӯнәс

heroism - kidneys donated


Ик ча̄лэш рәгә̄муътиъ тиртӏ Э̄ ик йәвгъ мычэ̄мтиъ тытӏ ик термопластикә̄ ттӏытӏдэды буъц, гьу ыг мэ̄тӏсәр мәс суӏә̄л тӏәштиъ мэ̄ эхатӏ, ба̄тӏцы гьәмәтӏиъс ттӏытӏдэ буъц, ми якӏтӏәэды кӏо «гьәмәтӏинигъ гьу термопластикинигъ зонэ̄сы пӏәжэ̄сы.»

I have a translation challenge so I have a pair of shoes I'm holding together with hot glue, and my mother probed me about it, saying they're being held together by hope, to which I said, "there's a fine line between hope and hot glue."


ТӀӮЪ 25ТӀ НУКӀТӀИНЭ ВИЛИКӀ СӘ ПИРИЛӘД ПӀӘЖ ИМЫТӀМА? ТӀӮЪ МИРТӀ НЭКӀИНТӀИЪ! ИК ВИТ ТӀВИ МИРТӀ УЪПӀИТӀИЪ. ИК ӢР ТӀВИТИЪ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪ МАЦОРДЭ̄ ГАЙДЖЭ̄С МӘС. ИК ТӀВИ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪГЬЭ. ТӀӮЪ СУЪП НИРИМИТӀИЪ РИМИТӀИЪ. АЛА̄ГЬӘС ПӘРРИКЪ ТӀЭ̄ НИИМИТӀИЪ. МИ ТӀӮЪДЭ ӢТӀ.

DID YOU TAKE A GREY BIKE FROM THESE RAILINGS ON THE NIGHT OF THE 25TH? YOU ARE GOING TO DIE! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. END T REST OF MY LIFE TRACKING YOU DOWN. I WILL FIND YOUYOU WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. GOD WILL NOT SAVE YOU. I AM COMING FOR YOU.


Тӏәс хурхуд ппӏәрӣъ ттытӏ мӣнэ̄ сәрэ̄, гьу ыб гьу свәр двә̄ гьәфтигъ имнинтӏухъ. Мин ю̄ътӏ бишэ̄кӏәм вит бӯр хуй кӏа̄сигъ тӏәш нэкӏытӏчӏ нэ̄чӏэ никӏукӏунтӏгьэыъ нӯъ.

He swallowed a seed last month and then got rain and sunshine for two weeks straight. But doctors still can't figure out how he grew a fucking plant through his skull.


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сипӏтӏы кӏугвис сә виъс зинтӏды олур, биккӏ ккэн сә дыкӏинтӏбыдды, пӏукӏ гьәълкъэ̄с зәреэ̄с сә виъс минтӏдэды, гьу дыро̄инэ къуърис ллинтӏды бәтт

seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five golden rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree to bind them


Былёск Кьә̄вкӏ Былёск Ты̄ме Майрам эстетикэ̄с гьвиләмтиъ сәсы былисынэ̄сы ми тэ̄нтӏә э̄нкӏтӏ абдалэ̄. иккы иттӏ емыр гьвиләсы

Blue Glitter Smoke Glitter Sunset fish aesthetics those are lures I've been fooled. I'm as dumb as a fish


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Сә екксы мәс гӯътӏ: Сә басысы мәс гӯътӏ: Сә холсәсы мәс гӯътӏ:

This is my brush: This is my paint: This is my canvas:


Ни, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы ни кӏэнчӏ. Тӏӯъсы мёлкъӏэ̄сы гилтӏэ̄сы шәкәргьӯтӏеэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи нӯъ лол

Nah, a dad joke is a dad joke no matter what. You could be a pregnant lizard with diabeties, it would still be a dad joke lol


тӏӯъ вирг хин сә о̄мэ тита̄тӏ э̄ эстроген тытӏуъ! !

youve worked so hard today here have estrogen! !


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Có rất ngiều nước trong cơ thể tôi. Bạn có muốn uống nó không?

Вәт бивр суълтӏинэ мәс гӯътӏ. Тӏӯъ лоб ытӏинэчӏитиъ тәртӏма?

There is a lot of water in my body. Do you want to drink it?


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тита̄тӏ НЭ̄ЧӏЭ? ниӣтӏуъпӏтӏэухъды? сә гъәшш ала̄гьэ бибы̄ътӏ киттэ̄? ни. сә до̄ттӏ гьәъләзотиъ воркӏтӏ са̄дэ̄

HOW has he done it? without falling? has he cheated god at last? no. he has simply befriended the spirals


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сә тӣтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ нииттӏды ппӏэ̄тӏ? тӏәс виъсмәтиъ вапщэ̄ вӣцӏухъ нитӣтӏыъ а̄вӣтӏ я̄вэ̄д ? сә нисӣм мэ̄ екӏтӏ хәъд сәэ тӏэ̄тӏ то̄къӣф сә ынуъмәс имтӏуъ

how can he do this without drowning? what on earth is he thinking he can't hold his breath forever ? this tells me nothing there is trickery afoot arrest this man


Нэч джа̄гысинэ бивринэ Канадэ̄с дәркӏтӏәыъ. Мин ю̄ътӏ ик пӏа̄ккӏ тӏәшӣъ нита̄тӏыъ, ни тӏэ̄лерппӏэ 2017әшппӏэ.

Cheese can be found in many areas of Canada. But I am not allowed to eat it, not after the incident of 2017.


Junior! Тӏви сәэ гӯътӏ! Тӏви айропортэ тӏэ̄тӏ кӏубыд?

Ик игзам рия̄дэ̄тиъ тиритӏиъ жакъ. Ми до̄ләд ӣтӏгьэчӏ тиртӏ ю̄ътӏ.


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Сопәтэ̄с әфла̄тӯънеэә̄с сәсы гӯътӏ. Сукъра̄т: эттэ̄л кӏокӏ нипӏиттитиъ мән итӏэр: виъсм тӏви екӏтӏды гӯътӏ вин гьу гьаш. Ик 10тӏ «тәъбәън, Сукъра̄т» гӯтӏдэцы мин ю̄ътӏ доттагъ бэтӏ бэтӏ

Platonic dialogues are just like. Socrates: massive chunk of text the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true. When I'm on my 10th "certainly, Socrates" but bro keeps talking


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Пӏыъкчӏиъс мәс сә ботыл дэдыкӏытӏгьэ рика̄тиъ Dawn-итиъ душинэ вә̄лиднә̄м мәс тӏыънтӏды. Гӯ пӏытӏсәр мәс ла̄втӏ суълтӏвӣ әгэ тӏәш тӣчӏэ быъкӏтӏ э̄ррэ̄: «Гӯътӏссә вис эрчӏ кьӏоргръӣ, гӯътӏды вис эрчӏ мэ̄.» Да̄ст гьаш.

My wife found this bottle of Dawn dish soap sitting in my parents' shower. Apparently, my dad uses it to wash his entire body because: "If it's good enough for baby ducks, it's good enough for me." Absolute legend.


Сә видеос сыпонсәр FishVPN-э тэ̄нтӏә FishVPN-әс сакъӏ зылавредисәд гьу гьуъсәрисәд нилобеисәд тӣтӏ, гьу кӏыриъчч ы̄ъйәм тӏвитиъ ыъсинтӏды кӏэл тӣтӏыъ. Тӏӯъ шыфыр дэпӏынитиъ митиъ 'the fish queen' тӣтӏыъ 99%әшуъпӏтӏэ иштирәкӣ йә̄реӣ

This video is sponsored by FishVPN FishVPN protects you from unwanted malware and fishermen, and it can make sure your eggs are safe. You can use my discount code 'the fish queen' for 99% off on a yearly subscription


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Гьар ынкӏэрутивинӣ Германиеэ итинэнтӏчӏәш 1933инигъ гьу 1945инигъ мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ угьэ̄ Гьар НАСАэ кӏуэ уълӯчӏа̄сәрыс тӏэ̄тиъ иминтӏды мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ угьэ̄ Мӣ сицӏуъ угьэ̄ гӯъттӏ тӣды 1%ми гайджэ̄с батарее̄с эве

Never ask a German company what they did between 1933 and 1945 Never ask NASA where they got their scientists Never sit down to take a shit with only 1% battery life


Гӯътӏ гьәссә̄р Ынвис виъсэс куръ уъллэ̄мәс вӣмтӏды кӏо̄ә̄с уъпӏрә такэ̄ Цә̄й кӏо̄исӣ ттәнцӏ

Its normal All people who hate foreskins should be skinned To protect the skin


Lightning McQueen-әсы твинксы Ныроджер гьәссә̄р! Тӏәсы ма̄шӣнэ̄сы гьашэ̄

Lightning McQueen in a twink Common misconception! He's actually a car


ЭВМИМИ FIREBOY & WATERGIRL ТӢДЫ МО̄Н КӀУКӀТӀГЬЭППӀИГЪ. ИК FIREBOY ТЭ̄НТӀ МО̄Н ГЬӘССӘ̄РЭ̄ МИН Ю̄ЪТӀ МИ ГӮЪТӀЫЪ МАРИН

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO PLAY FIREBOY & WATERGIRL WITH. I USUALLY PLAY FIREBOY BUT I CAN BE FLEXIBLE


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Lynda әдэхэтӏиъма? Сә тӣчӏ нипӏәтыътӏәыъ. Пилотыргэс Lynda айропланәд эхэтӏиъ пӏэкк тӣчӏигъэ̄. Мӣ ппӏыддиркӏтӏуъгьэ, зәм тӏвитиъ быдсытӏәнцӏ нибӣътӏә. Lynda әдэхтӏуъ · 262,754.30₽ Lynda-э̄ ыъханцӏ рэ̄дэттӏилчӏ тӏвитиъ ыъндэттитӏиъыъ. Аппэтэ̄с Дәркӏинтӏуъ

Ready to eject Lynda? This action cannot be undone. Flight attendants will eject Lynda from the plane mid-flight. Don't worry, your arrival time will not be impacted. Eject Lynda · $2,703.50 Lynda will be able to counter your ejection bid. View Terms


агьәсы банкэ имтӏ: кисәрыс ыъндэттӏәлинтӏуъ сәърра̄фсы: *кисәрыс ыъндэттӏәлинтӏ* агьәсы: *вэ̄тӏәсы* тӏви нэкӏытӏ хин мигъ нэ̄чӏэ

bear robbing a bank: stick em up teller: *raises hands* bear: *nervous* how'd you get so big


Ни Кӏо̄ Ни Рӯъгь Ни Хидым Вӣ гьәъкъ хидым кӏафэсисәд әдмәнцӏ тиртӏ Гъӯлыс гьу аккю̄тәм сә милкэ гӯърә мәъссӯр

No Skin No Soul No Service We reserve the right to refuse service to skeletons No ghouls or wraiths allowed on this property


НОЙ ДЖӘРӘН ЛӘВЪГЬ ДИРКӀТӀӘГЬЭ, ВӘТ ТӀӘМ НӘККӀ МИЪРРӢЪ БӢЪНТӀДЫ ДИРКӀИТӀИЪКЬИ (Шумэреәсы гьу вӣ вә̄нд угьмисӣ мин ю̄ътӏ баръӣъ «ё» нидәркӏтӏыъ)

NEW ANCIENT TABLET DISCOVERED, MAY REVEAL WHAT DESTROYED EGYPT (It's Sumerian and we cannot read any of it except a word for "barley")


Ик айрач тӣды сайтӣ ӣхтӏппӏтӏэ. Ик ниъз хин е әъкье 400 табис 32 пәнджәрэ̄сэ быравзырис тиргьэчӏитиъ тӣтӏиъ компютэр митиъ индэбӣътӏиъчӏбыд гьу ик гӯътӏиъыъ муъкӏтӏ киттэ̄.

I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far more logical system of keeping 400 tabs open on 32 browser windows until my computer crashes and I can finally be free.


Са̄гьиърыргэ̄сы Нуъкис Япониеэ̄сы әвӣтиъ виъеэ̄мтиъ бәч миртӏеэ̄мтиъ. Гадэс тӏәшэ̄с дәъгът ръаме 0.000000013 фут-фунтәмтиъ ттӏилтӏ, гьу быттӏиъс быритеэ̄ тӏәшэ̄с мэс ка̄гъитиъ лук угь пӏы инигъбӣътӏыъ, мэс упӏтӏәссә ыптӏ пӏӯвэ̄.

The Japanese Snow Fairy is one of the deadliest predatory birds. Its claws exude a terrifying 0.000000013 foot pounds of pressure, and its razor sharp beak can puncture nearly any light paper bag, if the bag is wetted first.


Ви Пепси-кола ттытӏ пӏәччӏ ми нига̄йтӏ кӏыриъчч кӏуэ бырэджисы гьвинабисы дуъсыгъэ̄ гӯъдымай мин ю̄ътӏ ми виъцӏухъ ви со̄с сое̄тиъ гьәссә̄р ттитӏиъ двитӏӣъэ̄ ик Кока-кола нитыритӏиъссә.

Угь Кока-кола би Пепси-кола сә тарӣфинэ нигӯътӏ.

We used Pepsi so I'm not sure if that was why it was a bit too sweet but I think we will use regular soy sauce next time if I don't have a Coke.

There isn't any Coke or Pepsi in this recipe.


Ик кӏо̄ш гъарӣбэ̄ми шечэ бы̄ътӏ ыъкӏтӏ нә̄ъсы очиричэ бакаләе екӏэнтӏчӏәсы буъц. Уъм кәм гъарӣбэ̄ми шечэ екӏэнтӏ ю̄ъссы ёгъм тӏокӏитиъ мӯн биртӏ виъсэ̄

I try to talk to strangers on the internet like we are chatting in line at the grocery store together. Some of you talk to strangers on the internet like you are having active road rage at all times

Dialogs

Guard 1: Сә тимсә̄л екӏатӏма нӯъ? Statue: Вэ̄ тәъбәън, тимсә̄лм ниекӏэнтӏ! Guard 2: Гьуъчч ццӏвис хин дӯтӏ. Guard 1: Бәлэ, синттӏуъигъ.

Guard 1: Did that statue just talk? Statue: Of course not, statues don't talk! Guard 2: It does raise a pretty good point. Guard 1: Alright, carry on.


ŋ't: Ик душ әдӣтӏ гьу пӏӯвәс ы̄ъс диркӏинтӏды "КЬАКӀ ЖЕНСКӘСЫ" лол nico!: Бәлэ испанск виъдәнцӏухъ гьу кьакӏ женскәсы гӯътӏ ŋ't: Мәӏс гьашэ̄ nico!: Испанск виъдәнцӏухъ или кьакӏ женскәсы ыъсәнцӏ? ŋ't: Бәлэ nico!: (gif) ŋ't: Ми гьәърфӣ nico!: Сә пӏоләсы тӏвитиъ гӯътӏ

ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭 ŋ't: A true tragedy nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine ŋ't: Yes nico!: (gif) ŋ't: Literally me nico!: That is your gender


Чӏу уът уъм вӣдинтӏухъ са̄гьиърэ̄сы га̄йтӏды? Э̄, вәт ми тыритон нэкӏытӏ! Тыритон? ...Ик шифә̄ӏ тәрытӏ.

What makes you think she's a witch? Well, she turned me into a newt! A newt? ...I got better.


Ковбойәсы нигӯътӏыъ секси Тӏви би кӏукӏтӏкьи емыр нӯъ

Cowboys can't be sexy I bet you feel dumb right now


Ыг сә мейн-кун гӯътӏухъ вис! Кӏосы винисы иминэчӏәш? 474,320₽. Ми нивӣцӏухъ дӯтӏыъды.

that maine coon looks good! what's the price to adopt it? 474,320₽. I don't think I can afford that.


Огьан: Ми иттӏкьи емыр, мин ю̄ътӏ ми нииттӏ гьо̄шша̄р са̄дэ̄ссә. Иван: Сә мәънинсы иттӏычӏәш емырәш гӯътӏ. Огьан: Ми вӣцӏ. Сә огьурсы екӏчӏәш мәс. Сӯкӏун: Ю̄ъс муджә̄дәл чӏәгьтӏыъ? Огьан: Тӏӯъ якӏтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ СӘСЫ муджә̄дәлэ̄сы га̄йтӏды? Сӯкӏун: Ик тӏви нииба̄тӏ. Ик Гэл гьу Әруъш ибэ̄тӏ. Огьан: О̄.

Ohan: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart. Ivan: That's what being stupid means. Ohan: I know. That's why I said it. Sukun: Can you guys stop arguing? Ohan: How can you call THAT an argument? Sukun: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Gel and Arush. Ohan: Ah.


Кӏафээ Heg Sheg Person 1: Сәлә̄м до̄ттӏ митиъ! Person 2: Маргьәъбән бырэ̄тӏ митиъ, чӏу ик тӏви дӯтӏиъкьи? Person 1: Чай гьу нәгн луътфән. Person 2: Тәъбәън, эв сә̄нӣ. Person 1: Шукрән бырэ̄тӏ. Person 2: Чай чо̄ би голл? Person 1: Чо̄ луътфән. Person 2: Кьакӏ би ни? Person 1: Бәлэ. Person 2: Шәкәр? Person 1: Бәлэ. Person 2: Сицӏуъ гэвшэкӏ. Ик тӏви екӏэтӏиъ шән кӏэнцы уъджиттӏ. Person 1: Шукрән.

At the café Heg Sheg Person 1: Hello my friend! Person 2: Welcome my brother, what can I get you? Person 1: Tea and bread please. Person 2: No problem, one moment. Person 1: Thank you brother. Person 2: Black tea or green? Person 1: Black please. Person 2: Milk or no? Person 1: Yes. Person 2: Sugar? Person 1: Yes. Person 2: You go relax. I'll tell you when the kettle boils. Person 1: Thank you.


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9 Январэ, 2024

擺扽先生方士肉的 — Жакъ 5:33э 1800быд виъсмәс би пӏа̄ккӏ ттытӏзәм. Гима̄хыргэс пӏӯв 1800әд кӏантӏ.

愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 6:26э тәъбәън ынвис пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргэс гьу ынуъмәс 1800эсинэ ӣропӏинтӏ итинэнтӏ

HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Жакъ 7:53э гима̄хыргэс кәмбәмәс нига̄йнтӏыъ вис :(

wow — Жакъ 7:53э мәссәлэсы ыберәш

Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 7:54э Тӏэ̄ сӣ якӏтӏә

愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:04э ик пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргәмәс кобалтәми та̄тӏ та̄тӏ о̄мэ̄ виъсэ̄

Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 8:07э Ик дыкӏырг әлма̄сӣ кәмбәм упӏинтӏ олоркӏ хин бы̄ътӏ та̄тӏ

愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:43э ик дыкӏырг джӣвӣ джо̄ддэ мәс накӏтӏуъ мммммм мэтӏалс гыро̄ә̄с ләзӣз хин

January 9, 2024

擺扽先生方士肉的 — Today at 5:33 AM Until 1800, everybody ate each other. The first tomb stones date from 1800.

愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 6:26 AM clearly humans stopped eating humans and tomb stones in the 1800s

HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Today at 7:53 AM tomb stones can't be good for your teeth :(

wow — Today at 7:53 AM skill issue

Mikey!!! :D — Today at 7:54 AM Speak for yourself

愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:04 AM i eat tomb stones with cobalt every day

Mikey!!! :D — Today at 8:07 AM I munch on diamond to make my teeth extra polished

愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:43 AM i munch on mercury get on my level mmmmmm heavy metals so yummy


«Тӏви тӏэ̄тӏ чӏӯ, о̄ ве̄тӏер лазутӏтиъ» «Иккы Iowa-әсы тӏэ̄тӏ.» «Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ!»

"How do you feel, o wise one of the corn?" "I am one with Iowa." "He is one with the corn! One with the corn! One with the corn!"

Longer translations

Ик гьуъпп стэйкэ мәс ттӏытӏ, мин ю̄ътӏ ми вӣцӏухъ вӣ виъсэ̄ чӏиъгьинтӏуъ кӏо̄ш бы̄ънтӏ уът гӯъ биъцц. Ик бәгьа̄р би тәъмтәъм стэйкэ ниттӏилтӏ гьәссә̄рэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кӏуъ кӏадг дуътӏ? Э̄ррэ̄ чӏӯниъ сә кӏатӏ, гьуъж ыкӏуътиъ тытӏ. Стэйк печӣъ динис гьәссә̄рӣъ упӏычӏ иттӏ пӏә̄въ, гьу иттӏ тэ̄нтӏ сәвс. Сытӏинтӏуъинәд гьу диц ттытӏиъ. Эв гьу вен такърӣбән сә̄ъппӏэ, иттӏинэды дә̄рӣтӏэ̄ хин пӏәччӏ гӯътӏ сәвс гьу вәгы нӯъ. Сә пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс быъкӏтӏәыъ. Чам е̄мыргӣ тӏәш әмтӏуъухъ. Сә тәъм ккӏэ̄тӏнитиъ тытӏ. Вэ̄ ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәджә̄зӣәсы, ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәнуъшәсы гьәърфӣәсы гьашәсы.

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Ик мыг митиъ тэтӏиъинэ, гьу ӣсиъм кӏэнинтӏссә нэкӏинтӏабиъссә сә ыъкӏтӏ ым ттинтӏыъ. Нуъ дыкӏинтӏуъ зэ̄т тӏәдуъсыгъ хин ттӏилтӏ. Гьвә̄пӏ, гьвә̄пӏ. Ытӏуъәд -

I'm gonna add my chicken, and if the bubbles start to form around it that means we're good to go. Now realize that you put in way to much fucking oil. Okay, okay. Remove -

[2]


Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс. Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ. Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ? Ниминсы мәс Sir Lancelot of Camelot-әсы. Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ? Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә. Чӏусы рәнгэ̄сы кирмиънэ̄сы тӏо га̄йтӏ? Кьә̄вкӏ. Руктӏ. Синттӏуъдэ. О̄, шукрән. Шукрән хин. Гӯътӏ са̄д! Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс. Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ. Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ? Sir Robin of Camelot-әсы. Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ? Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә. Чӏусы па̄йтәхтэ̄сы Әшшӯрә̄ёс га̄йтӏ? Ми сә нивӣцӏ! А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄!

Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid. What is your name? My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. What is your favorite color? Blue. Right. Off you go. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. That's easy! Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid. What is your name? Sir Robin of Camelot. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. What is the capital of Assyria? I don't know that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ni̦xlo creation myth

Бы̄ъмәсы гӯънтӏ пӏә̄вл, мугьӣът бурн имтӏә, чӏӯниъ сиъръ дӯтӏәды. Болъукӏәд вӣыънэ синтӏытӏуъпӏтӏэ, вӣрэ̄ 3 билёнэ̄, бы̄ъкьӏ пӏирвытиъ тынтӏды; эттэ̄лэ̄тиъ я̄вэ̄деәтиъ суълтӏос ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш. Ӣхатӏ биъцӏ е̄н сытӏытӏ 3 иррэ̄ вид синтӏытӏдэцы. Билтӏ тӏәш нэкӏнинтӏ, вид иттӏппӏыдды пылитӏэ̄с тектоническэ̄с, гьу буът упӏды. Әгәрчи буътнәс гайдж до̄нтӏ, тәттӣдэ̄сы тӏэ̄нтӏ. Ничӏигьытӏ нэкӏытӏ. 'Kꝛefrao, вэләм, сә диркӏнинтӏ, гьу вӣднинтӏухъ тӏэ̄инигъды. Ватӏәд, 'Ƕakꜥité, синтӏнинтӏ гьу ппӏәрэ̄с мугьӣътисиндэ ноесиндэ тынинтӏ, сиъръ тәъбӣъ бәвкӏтӏды сәми тӏэ̄ды. Мәнвис биврәм сә гьӣкьӏэсдэ ттӏилнинтӏ ттым, ӏәсәлә̄ф митиъ, гьу вит пӏә̄въкӏмә̄с эвеэс, ым jonskyo, варждэ сиъръ гьӣкьӏитиъ бо̄кӏтӏды, бы̄виныс кӏырәвтиъ ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш, вит ппӏәр чӏигьды нэкӏды ттӏилнинтӏ. 'Kꝛefrao вӣыънэ тӏэ̄нинтӏ ттым, вит ым тӏокӏигъ машырис, гьу цә̄е̄с, сытӏнинтӏды. Әгәрчи тәълӣм сәтиъ тӏәйнтӏ, муджыр кӏо̄ш иъкъа̄б бы̄ънтӏды тӏэ̄рәыъндэ. Тӏәс, нӣъсәр 1578әш, вит ым сиъръ ни агъэ̄ми, гьу йәмиъм виъсэ̄с акӏытӏды сәппӏәдэ̄, дыкӏнинтӏ.

The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.

Translations of Yambot text

Dillon

Напомин мэ̄ви нийыъктӏэ̄: зынэл шәкьәш пӏгъәш тӣтӏуъ, әвӣ диркӏгьэтӏуъм кэ̄ф гӯътӏиъкьи

Unrelated note to self: look into the front diacritic, could be fun to listen to it


Вит ми дӯъвицӏ бәзэ мисә̄л луъптӏымитиъ мәгьиъ сулә̄сӣәм тӣтӏиъ дыруъвишэ

Sorta reminds me of my favorite example of tri-roots done right


Пӏардон шумә ми випӏыр синттӏкьи сә̄ъмэ̄, оккӏсы сәмитиъ Sweet & Smokey сытӏа̄ ыъттӏ

Sorry if I consonantly jiggle my eyes are real Sweet & Smokey


Гьу кӏосы ынуъсы бәч тӏәри гӯътӏмай гьу кӏосы bogo виъкӏпӏәтӏӣс гӯътӏмай?

And who's the richest person and what’s a chief bogo?


Misread asemic and I think about it once but didn't see the Í

Ик вә̄нд asemic-э дәркӏытӏ ныроджэ̄ гьу ик тӏәш вӣцӏухъ эвэ̄ мин ю̄ътӏ ик Í нидыкӏытӏ

Eden

Нуукәс ракъ е мигъ ынкӏэрутивинэ дӯтӏәссәйә̄й аназэ̄

what if Nuuk suddenly gains a larger number in society


Мадгья-Прадэшәсы дыквэ̄сы мя̄нджӣс га̄йтӏыъкьи

Madhya Pradesh could be a lingua franca


Тӏви тә̄тӏ руӏиэ̄сыэ̄ бӯчилэ̄сы, мин ю̄ътӏ Далмациәд сыттӏ

You act like a lucid dream, but it comes from Dalmatia

Fyorr

Ми вӣцӏ йәс Эносиъсы га̄йтӏ?

I know what Enosis is?


Э̄ 3:30 такърӣбән кӏэ

So it's like 3:30 here

Jazmin

Гӣнттәсы нигӯътӏкьи

Maybe it's not a baby

Kevin

Дӯъыъкӏнинтӏ ахӣран, рэ̄кӏы итӏиъ лмао

They finally responded to what a legacy lmao


Пӏортӏугалск ниминтӏ ю̄ътӏ диркӏгьэ двә̄э̄

don't have to listen to Portuguese again though


Джәзырвис тӏырӣ-сә̄ъмиътиъ мәънинӣ бәвгэнтӏ лә̄ъл

maybe it uses tricon roots for meaning


Гӯътӏ дуъчч нӣш сә̄ъӏиъмәс дӯ мин ю̄ътӏ ни П

It’s hard to represent vowels but no p


Ми очиричинэ тӏитӏыътӏ, къадыр тӏвис тиртӏ

I've been in line, it has a good amount


ACB хин виъды̄нәсыъ

ACB is so comprehensible

Mish

Ыыы кӏом эвикӏ фиъләсы

uhhh just when a verb


Аккю̄тәсы гьудуләсы: мытӏиъсы пӏӯв ццӏамәс ветнамскиъсы

friendly ghost: my first thought vietnamese


Акӏутӏэ̄с уттэ еркӏи тӏәмӣ гьәссә̄рэ

acutes for length instead of the ordinary


Ынвис интиъсәр тирытӏма тӏәсы мистерәсы иттӏ са̄дэ̄ итӏэрэ̄ D&Dәми отростокэ синхэ?? Ми вэцӏухъ??

did people expect he is just mister but with dnd at the alveolar ridge?? i think??


Э̄ бэ̄ръ руктӏ ик вӣцӏухъ ниъзэ̄сы цӏырәйъттәсы нигӯътӏссә сәмәсы би адуъкӏәсы, пӏәччӏ тӏәм сӯърмә̄с нэкӏинтӏ

yea tbh i think the ideal system would be neither same or different, so that becomes the formal ones


Бәлэ, ынвис трансгендерәм дык тәъбӣъэ̄ эвӣънэ̄ угь ба̄тӏәд?

Yes, trans people being against any specific natlang?


Ик гьәвә̄ӏ во̄мтӏ виъсэ̄

i always have been showing off


Эв сә нәвъытиъ фонэ ботә̄мэ мәс гӯънтӏкьи мо̄н

one of these types in the background of my bots could be fun


Тӣчӏәсы ыджебыд ни са̄дэ̄, сәм тты̄нәсыъчӏәсы сӯърнәвъ ынуъмәс тырансгендерәмәс гӯътӏчӏәш мин ю̄ътӏ пӏӣм би эг мэ̄ ллытӏ гьәссә̄рэ̄

It’s just not using that as justification, but also the possibility that there’s a stereotype for trans people but they’ve actually hurt me or offended me

Saint

Ик гьар гьӣкьӏитиъ е мигъәтиъ ыъкӏатӏ пӏы сә о̄мэ̄, бы̄ъминсы бордж эвмәтиъ тӏәмӣ тытӏ

Today I almost just asked for a larger area, like the world owes him something

Original texts

Single sentences

Ыг икӏвәс тӏәмӣ мужыкӏэ чӏәп бӣънтӏ хин.

The horse kicked the shit out of that dude.


Ыг икӏвәс тӏәмӣ мужыкӏэ чӏәп бӣънтӏ.

The horse kicked that dude.


Сәнттӏуъ высмыъндэ хин.

Go all the way to the top.


Сәнттӏуъ высмыъндэ.

Go to the top.


Ик сә мәфф уъпӏәдимитӏиъкьи би ниуъпӏәдимитӏиъкьи.

I may or may not steal that idea.


Ми әттӏ вис сә о̄мэ, мин ю̄ътӏ ә... хин тӏуъччӏ, тӏӯъ иттӏәмай?

I'm alright today, but uh... pretty bored, you?

Multiple sentences

Тӏӯъ виъс кӏу та̄тӏ сә о̄минэ? Записач митӏ кӏо̄ш бибы̄ътӏ акӏтӏ, мин ю̄ътӏ сиръә фәшил нӯъдэ

What are y'all up to? I've been trying to record myself, but so far have failed

Dialogs

1: Ик лоб тӏәшӣъ цацкӣъ тәртӏ, ми әмитӏиъыъма? 2: Ни, гӯ сә итӏэрм быъкӏтӏәкьи, гьу гӯътӏиъкьи е дуъттӏо̄ нидыкӏтӏәгьэыъссә. 1: А̄а̄а̄ мин ю̄ътӏ ик лоб тәртӏ хин хин хин. 2: Би рәмтӏуъ, кӏо̄ш бәянтӏиъухъ цацк тӏэ̄ тырәнцӏгьэ виъкӏинигъ двитӏӣъинигъ энтӏцы. 1: Вашэ̄!

1: "I want that toy, can I take it?" 2: "No, it may belong to someone else, and they would be very sad if they couldn't find it." 1: "Awww but I really really really want it." 2: "Settle down, we'll see about getting you a toy on the way through the next village." 1: "Yay!"

Longer texts

Original songs

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О ххан митиъ, синтӏытӏ/сәнтӏытӏ/сытӏытӏ кӏудэ? Ик кор{әс/э̄} тӏӯъәд, синтӏытӏ/сәнтӏытӏ/сытӏытӏ кӏудэ? Кӏэ̄р кортӏ митиъ, ю̄ътӏ ыъкӏтӏиндэ. Ттым накӏитӏиъ гъәд, ю̄ътӏ ыъкӏтӏиндэ.

Oh my darling, where have you gone? I'm lost without you, where have you gone? Oh my sore heart, it must confess. When early day breaks, it must confess.

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