Chlouvānem/Phrasebook

This page lists some basic everyday expressions in the Chlouvānem language.

Notes

[2] denotes the need for a second person (singular) referent. It can be:
- sāmi (gen./poss. samiā), informal pronoun (dual: saše, sareṣyā; plural: nani, naniā);
- nani (naniā), formal pronoun for higher-ranked people (dual: naiše, nanešā);
- ravi (ravyā), formal pronoun for same-ranked people (dual: raude, ravedyā);
- kūri (kūriā), formal pronoun for lower-ranked people (dual: kūrḍe, kūredyā);
- yavyāta (gen. yavyāti, declines as singular 1h noun) is the plural formal pronoun generally needed in these sentences. nani (naniā) is commonly used too.
- The given name plus the appropriate title — usually the preferred option.
When the second person referent is represented as nani*, the only alternatives are either nani (as 2SG formal superior) or the given name plus title.
The -ęe [-eɦe] forms of languages are adverbs, used in phrases like "I speak…" or "I [can] read/write [in]…"
When titles have to be used, the most commonly used formulae yamei … lāma and yamei lila aveṣyotarah are used as examples.

Basic phrases

mei - yes, true
go - no, false
dauditetilūyi - Please (to a single person); also dauditetilūyadia (to two people); dauditetilūyašin (to more than two people).
- lālis yacē nami - Please (quite old-styled)
pęrdų rojhē - Excuse me.
lāliu naniau aveṣyotariri yaccechlašute - I humbly ask for your forgiveness.
pęrdų demi tašeiskultilah - I humbly excuse myself for the disturb. (common in formal contexts)
pęrdų tælū rojhute tašeiskultilah no - I'm sorry to have bothered you. (usually said before going)
liliā salkam - Thank you!
liliā bhaudūkirena salkye - Thank you! (more formal)
raigodiru - Thank you! (also formal)
gvami vi - You're welcome.
yaiva hulābdān vi - It's all right.
dēmba - Hi!, Hello!
hulābdān yartām - Good morning!
hulābdān bhraṃšai - Good afternoon!
hulābdān prājamnā - Good evening!
hulābdān lalyā - Good night!
hulābdān pugleini - (may you) Sleep well!
ħærviṣe natte - See you later.
hulābdān flūyi - Goodbye.
[2] yalīce (virā) ? - How are you?
taili hulābdān : liliā salkam : [2] no dam? - Very well, thank you. And you?
ħauƾa - Fine.
yananū najire ? - What's going on?
pęrdų rojhē : nakaidoman yajulā ? - Excuse me, where is the toilet?
[2] mæn haloe yananū ? - What's your name?
lili mæn lairē haloe - My name is Lairē.
[2-_GEN] daidanah pṛšcāṃvi - Nice to meet you.
chlǣvānęe dældiri dam ? // chlǣvānumi dældīni dældiri dam ? - Do you speak Chlouvānem?
mei : chlǣvānęe dældiru - Yes, I speak Chlouvānem.
go : chlǣvānęe gu dældiru ša - No, I don't speak Chlouvānem
[2] mæn yajulųu ? - Where are you from?
lili mæn līlasuṃghāṇų : nanašīramų : murkadhānāvyų - I'm from Līlasuṃghāṇa, Nanašīrama, the Chlouvānem Inquisition.

Age

Chlouvānem people do not express age by counting the years that have passed, but by counting which year someone is in. Thus, a person who we'd say is 20 years old is, for a Chlouvānem, in its 21st year of life.

[2] mæn yananū heirah liven? - How old are you? (lit. *which year does go by you?)
lili mæn [ordinal] liven - I'm ... years old.
- lili mæn māmitītyende liven - I'm 19 years old (lit. the 20th (18₁₂th goes by me)
- lili mæn pāmvimāminde liven - I'm 35 years old (lit. the 36th (30₁₂th goes by me)

Some countries and languages of Earth

Afghanistan: aughānistān
- Pashto: paṣṭumi dældā / paṣṭęe
the Arab World: ħarabīya
- Arabic: ħarabīyumi dældā / ħarabīyęe
Belarus: bilaruša, Belarusian: bilaruskiyumi dældā / bilaruskiyęe
Bhutan: bhūṭān
- Dzongkha: tsolkhumi dældā / tsolkhęe
Catalunya: kataluña, Catalan: kataluṃskumi dældā / kataluṃskęe
China: kitai
- Mandarin: mandarīlkitaiskumi dældā / mandarīlkitaiskęe
- Cantonese: yūtkitaiskumi dældā / yūtkitaiskęe
- Hokkien: hokkyalkitaiskumi dældā / hokkyalkitaiskęe
Denmark: dænmarka, Danish: dæṃskumi dældā / dæṃskęe
England: ilglæna, English: ilgelskumi dældā / ilgelskęe
- Australia: austrālya
- Saint Kitts and Nevis: brausire kristopera nīvis no ga lanāye
- Saint Lucia: brausire lūṣa ga lanai
- United Kingdom: namālire pūgakṣarivāṇa or napūṣa
- United States: amærikhi namālirāhe babhrās or amænabhrās (both plural)
France: pralkrih, French: praṃskumi dældā / praṃskęe
Georgia: grujiya, Georgian: grujiṃskumi dældā / grujiṃskęe
Germany: tyusklæna, German: tyuskumi dældā / tyuskęe
- Austria: yostrih
- Liechtenstein: lįteṇṣṭān
Gujarat: gujrāta, Gujarati: gujrātiyumi dældā / gujrātiyęe
Iceland: īslanta, Icelandic: īsleṃskumi dældā / īsleṃskęe
India: bhāratah
- Hindi: hindī ga dældā
- Sanskrit: saṃskrtā ga dældā
- Urdu: urdū ga dældā
Iran: irān, Persian: pærskumi dældā / pærskęe
Ireland: ēriah, Irish: ērskumi dældā / ērskęe
Japan: nippun, Japanese: nippuṃskumi dældā / nippuṃskęe
Kazakhstan: kajahastān, Kazakh: kajahumi dældā / kajahęe
Korea: cosona, Korean: cosonumi dældā / cosonęe
Kyrgyzstan: kurgujistān, Kyrgyz: kurgujumi dældā / kurgujęe
Latium: latyum, Latin: latīṃskumi dældā / latīṃskęe
- Vatican City: vātikāmmarta or vātikānas ga marta
Liguria: ligyūrya, Ligurian: līgyurumi dældā / līgyuręe
Lithuania: lyætuva, Lithuanian: lyætskumi dældā / lyætskęe
Lombardy: lumbārdīya, Lombard: lumbārdumi dældā / lumbārdęe
Mongolia: mulgolya, Mongolian: mulgolumi dældā / mulgolęe
the Netherlands: nederlandai or hihirāhe babhrās, Dutch: nederlaṃskumi dældā / nederlaṃskęe
Norway: nora, Norwegian: norṣkumi dældā / norṣkęe
Piedmont: pyemūnta, Piedmontese: pyemūntskumi dældā / pyemūntskęe
Portugal: purtugāva, Portuguese: purtugēsumi dældā / purtugēsęe
- Angola: algola
- Brazil: brajīvuh
- Cabo Verde: kabuvēji ga lanāye
- Goa: govā
- Guinea-Bissau: bisāvi ginēya
- Macao: makāva
- Mozambique: musambīkih
- São Tomé e Príncipe: brausire tumǣ prīṃsipi no ga lanāye
- Timor Leste: naleiyūtei timora
Punjab: pañjāba, Punjabi: pañjābiyumi dældā / pañjābiyęe
Romagna: rumāña, Romagnol: rumanyolyumi dældā / rumanyolyęe
- San Marino: sammarīn
Romania: ramunīya, Romanian: ramunyumi dældā / ramunyęe
Russia: rasīya, Russian: ruskiyumi dældā / ruskiyęe
- Soviet Union: savyætskirāhe satsialistīceskirāhe darīyoemi mālyāva or sausadamā
Sardinia: sardæña, Sardinian: sardæṃskumi dældā / sardæṃskęe
Sicily: sicīlya, Sicilian: sicīlskumi dældā / sicīlskęe
Singapore: siṃhapura (ga marta)
Scotland: alapa, Scottish Gaelic: alapskumi dældā / alapskęe
Sweden: sværyeh, Swedish: svæṃskumi dældā / svæṃskęe
Switzerland: skvīsera
- Rumantsch: rumañcumi dældā / rumañcęe
- Swiss German: skvīsertyuskumi dældā / skvīsertyuskęe
Tajikistan: tajikistān, Tajik: tajikumi dældā / tajikęe
Turkmenistan: turkmenistān, Turkmen: turkmenumi dældā / turkmenęe
Tuscany: tuskāna, Tuscan: tuskānumi dældā / tuskānęe
- Italy: itālya
Ukraine: ukrayīna, Ukrainian: ukrayīṃskumi dældā / ukrayīṃskęe
- Proto-Indo-European: obhāratyorapīyumi dældā / obhāratyorapīyęe
Uzbekistan: ojubekistān, Uzbek: ojubekumi dældā / ojubekęe
Veneto: vēneta, Venetian: vēnetumi dældā / vēnetęe
Vietnam: vyatnām, Venetian: vyatnāmiumi dældā / vyatnāmęe
Wales: kaṃrih, Welsh: kaṃrāgumi dældā / kaṃrāgęe

Talking on the phone

tamendē or tatemendu - Hello!
dauditetilūyi : nanū nuppęe dældeiniri - Please speak slower
dauditetilūyi : kukilveinite - Please repeat

Formal conversation phrases

yamei [haloe] lāma mæn lili tajukilnātetilah^[1] dam ? - Could I speak with Mr./Ms. [name]?
rojhute : yamei lila aveṣyotarire ni kaminæne ejulā gu jallatilah ša - I'm sorry, but (s)he's not here at the moment.
lili mæn ñulikah gu jallatilah ša - I'm not sure.
lillauku glidemæh yaccechlašute - Just a moment, please.
mei : dauditetilūyi - Yes, please.
go : tami ṣvalara - No, it's OK.
dauditetilūyi : nani* mæn lū pridhyuɂantetīti yamei lilu aveṣyotarire papardhenātetilši dam? - Could you please ask him/her to call me?
lili ħærviṣe pridhyuɂantetileṣyam : nani* mæn tū yamei lilom aveṣyotarire kaukukilnātetilši dam? - Could you please tell him/her I'll call back later?

Wrong number

go : ridvūkire duṇānyañom dhyuɂtenīles - No, you have called the wrong number.
pęrdų rojhē : ridvūkire duṇānyañu ni pamidhultatenīles - Sorry, you dialed the wrong number.
pęrdų rojhē : ridvūkire duṇānyañu pamidhultatenīlam - I'm sorry, I have dialed the wrong number.

Calling someone's home

yamei [haloe] lāma mæn amaha dam ? - Is this Mr./Ms. [name]'s home?
mei : væl - Yes, it is.
[1] mæn dældirē : [2] āñjulā dam ? - This is [1] speaking. Is [2] there?
pęrdų rojhute : pridīdiye tailьnaise tī dhyuɂtetilah - I'm sorry for calling so late.
(emibe) pehām yanamiąlīppatilah dam ? - Can I leave a (one) message?
ħærviṣe pridhyuɂtenilāltam - I'll call back later.

Describing people

Note that "adjectives" in this section are usually already given as conjugated words.

lila mæn... - the/this person is...

lalla - tall
hehire - short (pl. hihirena)
spragnyire - big
ñikire - small
ṭaɂire - thin, slender
sådhire - fat (liter. "wide")

lila mæn pārās... - the/this person's hair are...

chītirāhe - short
māhārirāhe - long
pomai - bun, chignon
læñchiša - braid
murkirāhe - black, more generally dark
yoltvirāhe - brown (sometimes not light brown), incl. chestnut
chlirairāhe - blond
lьlåchirāhe - red, incl. auburn and often light brown too
ġamirāhe - gray
pāṇḍirāhe - white

Slang

nūliniañin - a moderate insult, not considered vulgar (lit. "leaf counter", as in someone who wastes time)
- nūliai niañīyevatь lun ! - the corresponding exclamation (lit. "go (away) and count the leaves!")

Vulgar

〜 NSFW warning 〜

These sections are generally ordered from least to most vulgar.

kuru ! - general vulgar, not really obscene, exclamation (literally "piss!")
reva ! - shit!
- Note that kurą lā įstiāke and revęs lā įstiāke (lit. "to be hanging with piss" and "to be hanging with shit") are the informal ways to say "to have to pee/take a shit", and may be not considered vulgar in some situations (like with small children).
somaka ! - the shits! (diarrhœa)

švīmbake - to fuck with
- lili mæn gu švīmba ša! - don't fuck with me!

nalīmba ! - fuck off!

yagogun - lit. "thorn"
tegoṣīn - ultimately a contraction of tailьgorṣīn (someone who wastes time, who wastes everything away)
revyąlīn - lit. "shit eater"
ñæltīmbīn (for males) - (obscene, very insulting) motherfucker (lit. "sister-fucker")
glūkīmbīn (for females) - (obscene, very insulting) (lit. "brother-fucker")

Sex-related slang

īmbas - sex
māruḍa; daṇḍa; tatimoe - dick
- ṭaṭam - erection
plīka; valdā; valdetē - pussy

īmbake - to fuck
dehāmap īmbake; dehāmpūnas dṛke/męlike/namęlike; šuyųlake - to have, perform oral sex
- dehāmpūnas; šuyąlanah - oral sex
dhānap īmbake; dhānapūnas dṛke/męlike/namęlike - to jack off (transitive)
- dhānap namęlike (or interior forms of dhānapūnas dṛke/męlike) - to jack off (reflexive)
- dhānapūnas - handjob
junaip īmbake; junaipūnas dṛke/męlike/namęlike - to jack off with the feet
- junaipūnas - footjob
maulap īmbake; maulipūnas dṛke/męlike/namęlike - to tit fuck
- maulipūnas - tit fuck

Notes

^ Morphemically tad-šukilnā-te-tilah.

[1] Morphemically tad-šukilnā-te-tilah.

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