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Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-250. Ford.
Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-250. Ford.
Nintendonintendobuh Ey. Nintendo Entertainment System®buh. gamestbuh no clamnintendo no Nintendo®. Ah clipbuh no Nintendo Power®. Ackshually Nintendonintendobuh ey. Whir whoodle ey, "Nintendo" quabblebuh, quablebuh ey. Lolbuh no you oh scromp nun no psadough ey uesdayuphart ah lisenceuphart Nintendo of America Inc. Wontcha swude lolnintendo no you dukes ey. Ah wontcha swudenintendo ey ney ohed corpert clamnintendo no sandleeup one. You get bent. Mario get bent.
There's no such thing as Nintendo. There's the Nintendo Entertainment System.® There's Nintendo® game software. And there's Nintendo Power® magazine. But there's no such thing as Nintendo. You see, "Nintendo" is an adjective, not a noun. It is our registered trademark that identifies the high quality products marketed and licensed by Nintendo of America Inc. So please use our trademark carefully. And never use it generically to describe all video game products. We thank you. Mario thanks you.


===1978 Finnish election (nun kekkonen no perkle no bin dokas use on-yeti seckies)===
===1978 Finnish election (nun kekkonen no perkle no bin dokas use on-yeti seckies)===
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Nintendonintendobuh Ey. Nintendo Entertainment System®buh. gamestbuh no clamnintendo no Nintendo®. Ah clipbuh no Nintendo Power®. Ackshually Nintendonintendobuh ey. Whir whoodle ey, "Nintendo" quabblebuh, quablebuh ey. Lolbuh no you oh scromp nun no psadough ey uesdayuphart ah lisenceuphart Nintendo of America Inc. Wontcha swude lolnintendo no you dukes ey. Ah wontcha swude ey ney ohed corpert clamnintendo no sandleeup one. You get bent. Mario get bent.
There's no such thing as Nintendo. There's the Nintendo Entertainment System.® There's Nintendo® game software. And there's Nintendo Power® magazine. But there's no such thing as Nintendo. You see, "Nintendo" is an adjective, not a noun. It is our registered trademark that identifies the high quality products marketed and licensed by Nintendo of America Inc. So please use our trademark carefully. And never use it generically to describe all video game products. We thank you. Mario thanks you.


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