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[[Skellan]]
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| Alcve
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| Rrend Ew
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| [[Eevo]]
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| [[Eevo]]
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| 80.6% Eevo<br>3.6% Tumacan<br>6.3% Bhadhagha<br>9.5% Other Nøøvrians
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| Nøøvrian
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| [[w:liberal democracy|Liberal democratic]] [[w:constitutional monarchy|constitutional<br>monarchy]]
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! scope="row" | Area
| <!--119,595.59 sq mi (309,751 km<sup>2</sup>)-->
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| scope="row" | '''Population'''<br>• 2015 estimate<br>• 2010 census<br>• Density
| <!--<br>58,182,131<br>55,247,900<br>484.97/sq mi (187.25/km<sup>2</sup>) -->
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| scope="row" | '''[[w:Gross domestic product|GDP]]''' ([[w:Purchasing power parity|PPP]])<br>• Total<br>• Per capita
| <!-- 2015 estimate<br>US$1.666 trillion<br>US$28,627-->
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| scope="row" | '''[[w:Gini coefficient|Gini]]''' (2010)<br> 
| <!--35.8<br><span style="color:#F0C000">medium</span>-->
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| scope="row" | '''[[w:Human Development Index|HDI]]''' (2014)<br> 
| <!--<span style="color:#00CC00">▲</span> 0.863<br><span style="color:#00CC00">very high</span> · [[w:List of countries by Human Development Index|30th]]-->
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! scope="row" | Currency
| <!--Nakku (Ṉ) ([[w:ISO 4217|RTN]])-->
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| <!--[[w:UTC+06:00|UTC+6]]-->
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'''Nøøvr''' ['nøyvr] is a country in [[Verse:Talma|Talma]].


==Etymology==
'''Na binxrin Alis dyð sewl solcyn'''
The native name for Rttirria is ''Rttirritteku'', which simply means "the Rttirri homeland" or "the Rttirri nation". The suffix ''-tteku'' is also used in various other names for countries in Rttirri, particularly in Southeast Asia. The etymology of ''Rttirri'' is unknown, but is recorded in inscriptions dating back to the 14th century. One commonly purported origin of the name is ''rtti-rri'' (lit. "mongoose-like"), but this is believed to be a [[w:false etymology|false etymology]]—the name ''Rttirri'' predates the adjectival suffix ''-rri'', at least in written text. Originally ''-rrirai'' ("to resemble") was used to derive adjectives from nouns, and only later was it simplified to ''-rri''. In fact, the Eastern dialects of the Rttirri language pronounce the two words differently: ''Rttirri'' [ʈʼɨɻ'''ɨ'''] vs. ''rtti-rri'' [ʈʼɨɻ'''i'''].


==Geography==
Xyløv 1. Rrwah a solvah hefsi
[[File:Rttirria provinces no background.png|thumb|right|275px|The 27 Rttirri provinces.]]
===Physical geography===
With an area of 119,595.59 sq mi (309,751 km<sup>2</sup>), Rttirria is situated on a peninsula in [[w:Southeast Asia|Southeast Asia]], on the [[w:Indian Plate|Indian tectonic plate]]. It borders [[w:Myanmar|Myanmar]] to the southwest and jutting into the [[w:Bay of Bengal|Bay of Bengal]] toward [[w:India|India]] and [[w:Sri Lanka|Sri Lanka]]. The country has a diverse topography, ranging from dense tropical rainforest and swamps—particularly near the border with Myanmar—to the alpine Rsewakai Mountains in the center and north, steep cliffs and meadows in the southwest, and the volcanic island province of Rseperupu.


===Political divisions===
Jo cerr dy ainal Alis sið a dols eft heðl ree ar blawdr muah, as að twm fah taw lly sool: twm øør ter, jo tyn byŋcan ee dy awvað jo acallt ry heðl ree, ah jo ðaŋ ahdyn dw zensłah dy ŋe, "tiar a møø að awvað" dwcnin Alis, "ðaŋ ahdyn dw zensłah?"
[[File:Rttirria counties.png|thumb|left|275px|The counties of Rttirria, color-coded by population density. Darker shades of red represent higher density, darker shades of blue lower density. Note the clusters of high density around Iharnara (northeast), Efunari (south), and Chukkapati (southwest).]]
Rttirria is divided into 27 provinces; all of them were historically their own kingdoms except for West and East Warakitasa, which were a single kingdom and then a single province. They were divided in the late 19th century by the British for greater ease of governance, along a crude north-south line that separated numerous cities and towns. Although the provinces have distinct regional identities, cultures, and dialects of the Rttirri language, the nation has maintained a fairly consistent identity since the 14th century, when Indian colonists and traders brought the 26 kingdoms into closer contact with one another. The provinces vary widely in population, from West Warakitasa (10.2 million, 17.6% of the national population) to Wimichimau (50,300, 0.09%).


Notably, the capital city of Iharnara does not constitute its own province, instead being located along the southern coast of Akkakau; if it did, it would be ranked 12th in population and first in population density. Its infrastructure, business, education, and other functions are handled by the county and province, just like those of any other city. There is some support for splitting the city off into the 28th province of Rttirria, particularly by westerners who see its positioning in an Eastern province as a form of Eastern privilege, but no organized movement has materialized so far.
Ŋyþ jo dy sdiav ee dy ŋuar ree, (sian ŋi cwlli llee, eer jo crawþ ee iantgon as bailað huð gyl rree tnwa,) i lly maint að øøm ŋwasd almaði elið socalah ry goldiŋ as ascond na almaði, seþ ar wiþl, llwgin a Hefsi Ew jo feehar psaþ sdaw raga ee.


Each province is divided into counties—ranging from the 3 counties of Wimichimau to the 44 of Miwikipu—except for Martirtu. The counties have no longform names, being denoted simply with numbers. Many counties are coextensive with city boundaries, such as Akkakau County 12 (Iharnara), West Warakitasa County 5 (Efunari), and Kikai County 10 (Kikai).
Twm satn a jo ''jal'' cyvymloot dy he; as twm jo dwcn Alis ''jal'' golçialon emb divin a Hefsi lly nwal, "Ohbaje! Ohbaje! Asbyrrat naw!" (Seþ jo dwcn ee dy jøøv, ..., ah dy iŋg ci, a baw fi a gryłoh hiab moziavon.) Ah seþ
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In 1975, Martirtu's government consolidated its 8 counties into one per a ballot measure. Arguments presented by proponents of the consolidation measure included greater bureaucratic efficiency, banding together to serve as a check on the power of the federal government in Iharnara, ethnic homogeneity, and little cultural and linguistic diversity compared to other provinces; the resolution passed by a sizable margin. Other county consolidation measures have been placed on ballots in Urtuki, Yenesni, and Wimichimau, but none of these measures has passed.
DET.PL adventure Alice in-DET.SG country wonder


==Demographics==
chapter 1. downwards digging rabbit
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|+ '''Historical population'''
! scope="col" | Census
! scope="col" | Pop.
!
!
!
! %±
|-
! scope="row" | 1890
| ~9,820,000
|
|
|
| —
|-
! scope="row" | 1930
| 23,977,259
|
|
|
| 244.2%
|-
! scope="row" | 1940
| 28,844,642
|
|
|
| 20.3%
|-
! scope="row" | 1950
| 33,402,095
|
|
|
| 15.8%
|-
! scope="row" | 1960
| 40,683,752
|
|
|
| 21.8%
|-
! scope="row" | 1970
| 41,538,111
|
|
|
| 2.1%
|-
! scope="row" | 1980
| 39,419,668
|
|
|
| −5.1%
|-
! scope="row" | 1990
| 42,336,724
|
|
|
| 7.4%
|-
! scope="row" | 2000
| 49,152,936
|
|
|
| 16.1%
|-
! scope="row" | 2010
| 55,247,900
|
|
|
| 12.4%
|-
! scope="row" | 2015
| 58,182,131
|
|
|
| 5.3%
|}
===Ethnicity===
Rttirria is fairly ethnically homogeneous among Southeast Asian nations. Its dominant ethnic group, the Rttirri people, make up 77.4% of the population as of 2015 population estimates, though this percentage is declining. The remaining 22.6% of the population are considered ethnic minorities, and consist of [[w:Burmese people|Burmese]] ethnic groups (7.4%); other Asian peoples from [[w:East Asia|East]], Southeast, [[w:South Asia|South]], and [[w:West Asia|West Asia]] (6.9%); non-Asian (5.6%); and of other native cultures on the Rttirrian peninsula (2.7%).


Asian people who are neither Rttirri, other native Rttirrian, or Burmese are of diverse origins, primarily from [[w:China|China]], [[w:South Korea|South Korea]], [[w:Thailand|Thailand]], [[w:Philippines|the Philippines]], [[w:India|India]], [[w:Pakistan|Pakistan]], [[w:Syria|Syria]], and [[w:Iraq|Iraq]]. Likewise, non-Asians hail from many other countries around the world, principally [[w:United States|the United States]], [[w:United Kingdom|the United Kingdom]], [[w:Nigeria|Nigeria]], [[w:Egypt|Egypt]], [[w:Somalia|Somalia]], and [[w:Serbia|Serbia]] and other former [[w:Yugoslavia|Yugoslav]] countries.
IMPF go_in in tire Alice very DET sit next_to sister RY-3SG.F on coast river, and DET NEG be what to do: not many time, IMPF after peep 3SG.F in book IMPF read RY sister RY-3SG.F, but IMPF without picture-PLV or conversation-PLV in 3SG.N, "how DET use DET book" think-PRET Alice, "without picture or conversation"


===Health===
so IMPF in ponder 3SG.F in mind RY-3SG.F (well as open to-3SG.F because IMPF feel she sleepy and slow-CONST brain from day hot) if FUT.PFV please DET make wreath daisy worth nuisance RY get_up and pick_off DET daisy-PLV, when suddenly run-PRET DET rabbit white with eye-PLV pink close past 3SG.F
Rttirria has a life expectancy of 76.4 years for males and 77.6 years for females, respectively ranking 35th and 80th [[w:List of countries by life expectancy|in the world]]. Though one of the highest in Southeast Asia, it is moderately low among developed countries, especially considering the Rttirrian people's generally healthy diet. Possible reasons put forth include the general unwillingness of many Rttirrians to seek medical treatment, the prevalence of violent confrontations to resolve conflicts, and relatively high crime in much of the country.


Rttirria has one of the highest rates of [[w:Drug overdose|drug overdoses]] in the world, particularly from hard, psychoactive drugs such as [[w:cocaine|cocaine]] and [[w:heroin|heroin]]. Health experts and sociologists have hypothesized that the widespread use of marijuana, coupled with the masculine national culture's tolerance of [[w:peer pressure|peer pressure]], compels youth to seek out more dangerous highs. Additionally, [[w:suicide|suicide]] rates, though only somewhat above-average nationally, are especially high in less populated areas of the north and east, particularly the provinces of Rtuha, Manamuki, and Nukima; West Warakitasa, East Warakitasa, and Kikai have the lowest rates.
not thing DET IMPF too remarkable in that; and not IMPF think Alice too strange that say-PRET DET rabbit to self, "oh_dear! oh_dear! be_late-FUT 1SG!" (when afterwards IMPF think 3SG.F about it, come_out-PRET to-3SG.F COMP be_right-COND DET be_surprised RY-3SG.F about it, but in that time DET IMPF seem natural all); but when actually_(unexpectedly) DET take_out-PRET RY-rabbit out_of pocket waistcoat self, and look-PRET on it, and resume-PRET to hurry, start_moving-PRET Alice on foot-PLV, because realize-PRET mind RY-3SG.F COMP not in life 3SG.F DET PERF see RY-3SG.F DET rabbit with pocket waistcoat or a watch that take_out-COND one_impersonal, and burn-ADV with curiosity, run-PRET 3SG.F after it, and fortunately timely DET see-PRET RY-3SG.F DET fall RY-it digging rabbit large under hedge


===Urbanization===
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The population is heavily concentrated in metropolitan areas along the southeastern coast, such as those surrounding the cities of Efunari, Iharnara, Kikai, and Chukkapati. Most of the northern part of the country, especially in the Rsewakai Mountains, is very sparsely populated, the result of geographical isolation, higher altitudes, and historically lower industrial development.
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Rttirria has seen moderate [[w:urbanization|urbanization]] during its history, albeit not to the extent of many other countries. In much of eastern Rttirria, the populations of large urban centers such as Iharnara, Ttyami, and Umairri have been declining for decades due to high crime, protests and riots, deprived post-industrial economies, and political corruption; their inhabitants have been moving to western and northern Rttirria and into rural areas of the east, such as in northern Yenesni, southern Rtuha, and Miwikipu.
'''Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'''


The populations of the ten largest cities of Rttirria are as follows:
Chapter I. Down the Rabbit Hole


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Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, “and what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversations?”
|+ '''Populations of ten largest cities'''
! scope="col" | Rank
! scope="col" | City
! scope="col" | Province
! scope="col" | Region
! scope="col" | Pop. (2015)
! scope="col" | Pop. (2010)
! scope="col" | %±
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| 1
| Efunari
| West Warakitasa
| West
| 4,519,216
| 4,320,071
| 4.6%
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| 2
| Chukkapati
| Hima
| West
| 2,100,631
| 1,950,903
| 7.7%
|-
| 3
| Tettufane
| Namihafapu
| North
| 1,604,188
| 1,349,193
| 18.9%
|-
| 4
| Iharnara (capital)
| Akkakau
| East
| 1,592,079
| 1,603,190
| −1.3%
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| 5
| Fukanucha
| Fukanucha
| East
| 957,825
| 955,194
| 0.3%
|-
| 6
| Ttyami
| Ttyami
| East
| 661,935
| 724,922
| −8.7%
|-
| 7
| Aiti
| East Warakitasa
| West
| 596,925
| 578,154
| 3.3%
|-
| 8
| Umairri
| Umairri
| East
| 504,559
| 530,615
| −4.9%
|-
| 9
| Kikai
| Kikai
| East
| 451,812
| 423,134
| 6.8%
|-
| 10
| Rraiwafa
| Hima
| West
| 393,046
| 356,490
| 10.3%
|}


==Culture==
So she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could, for the hot day made her feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her.
===Snenuppais===
[[File:Rttirria.png|thumb|right|250px|Rttirria's flag, the ''Ppawipu''. The unusually sparse design, consisting solely of a dark green background intended to resemble forest, adorned by three white squares intended to resemble a ''snenuppai'', has long been interesting to [[w:vexillology|vexillologists]].]]
Rttirri's trademark art form is the ''snenuppai'', which translates literally as "little family" and consists of a three-panel comic, arranged from top to bottom. Snenuppais are used for many serious and comedic purposes in the present day, such as for [[w:political cartoon|political cartoons]] in newspapers, illustrations in children's books, pamphlets at religious ceremonies and in many Rttirri editions of [[w:Hinduism|Hindu]] sacred texts, and instructions on appliances.  


The origins of snenuppais are unknown, but short visual stories have been found in etchings in stone, clay, and petrified wood all over western Rttirria, some of them dating back to at least the 8th century CE. These visual stories are of various lengths, but usually between one and five panels long, and usually arranged vertically. They were used for various purposes including recording the histories of families, cities, and kingdoms; keeping track of inventories and debts; predicting the future; and allowing newly married couples to write out their wedding vows.
There was nothing so VERY remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so VERY much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, 'Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!' (when she thought it over afterwards, it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but when the Rabbit actually TOOK A WATCH OUT OF ITS WAISTCOAT-POCKET, and looked at it, and then hurried on, Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and fortunately was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole under the hedge.


Perhaps most notably of all, many of these early comics, even those used to tell narratives, used blocks of symbols intended to convey speech and narration. Linguists have analyzed these symbols and found no meaningful correspondence between them and any known stage of the Rttirri language, but because of the non-literal nature of many symbols used (for example, a drawing of a head shaking was sometimes used to signal negation), it is hypothesized that if Rttirria had been isolated from Arab and Indian peoples, these symbols could have eventually evolved into a [[w:logogram|logographic]] writing system like that of [[w:Chinese characters|Chinese]] or [[w:Maya script|the Mayan languages]].  
In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.


===Cuisine===
The rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think about stopping herself before she found herself falling down a very deep well.
Rttirrian cuisine is similar to that of other Southeast Asian nations, with an emphasis on such staples as rice, coconuts, fruits, vegetables, nuts, and fragrant spices and herbs. Herbs and spices such as [[w:lemongrass|lemongrass]], [[w:ginger|ginger]], and [[w:bird's eye chili|bird's eye chili]] are also used as garnishes. [[w:Candlenut|Candlenuts]] are a common source of oil for frying, though the seeds are toxic when eaten raw. Borneo tallow nuts (in the ''[[w:Shorea|Shorea]]'' genus) are an occasional source of protein.


Fruits are used in many dishes, including the [[w:tamarind|tamarind]], [[w:durian|durian]], [[w:banana|banana]], [[w:pomegranate|pomegranate]], [[w:plum|plum]], and [[w:sugar-apple|sugar-apple]]. They are incorporated both in their entirety and for the flavors of their juice, and are used in dishes ranging from ordinary curries and stir-fries to pastries and dumplings, even being combined freely with hot spices such as chilis. As a result, many Rttirrian dishes exhibit the unusual flavor combination of sweet and spicy.
Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she had plenty of time as she went down to look about her and to wonder what was going to happen next. First, she tried to look down and make out what she was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything; then she looked at the sides of the well, and noticed that they were filled with cupboards and book-shelves; here and there she saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs. She took down a jar from one of the shelves as she passed; it was labelled 'ORANGE MARMALADE', but to her great disappointment it way empty: she did not like to drop the jar for fear of killing somebody, so managed to put it into one of the cupboards as she fell past it.


Rttirria has one of the highest rates of [[w:vegetarianism|vegetarianism]] in the world: as of 2013, 53% of adults surveyed reported that they adhered to a vegetarian diet, including 7% who were [[w:veganism|vegan]]. Rates of vegetarianism were highest in areas farther from the coast, with higher political conservatism scores and fewer ethnic immigrants. Women, and middle-aged and older people, were somewhat more likely to be vegetarian.
'Well!' thought Alice to herself, 'after such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down stairs! How brave they'll all think me at home! Why, I wouldn't say anything about it, even if I fell off the top of the house!' (Which was very likely true.)


The Hindu principle of ''[[w:ahimsa|ahimsa]]'', or non-harm to living creatures, is taken by many Hindu Rttirrians as a prohibition on consuming meat and fish. Generally, [[w:lacto-vegetarianism|lacto-vegetarianism]], where dairy products are permitted, is more common in the north and east of the country, where the milk of the [[w:banteng|banteng]] cow forms a primary source of protein. Banteng do not live in the south and west, so [[w:ovo-vegetarianism|ovo-vegetarianism]] is more prevalent; the eggs of chickens and other birds and reptiles are eaten. The exchange of dishes from all regions of the country that eschew both dairy and eggs have contributed to the appeal of veganism. [[w:Fish sauce|Fish sauce]], which is otherwise typical of Southeast Asian cuisines, is generally eschewed to make foods more accessible for vegetarians.
Down, down, down. Would the fall NEVER come to an end! 'I wonder how many miles I've fallen by this time?' she said aloud. 'I must be getting somewhere near the centre of the earth. Let me see: that would be four thousand miles down, I think--' (for, you see, Alice had learnt several things of this sort in her lessons in the schoolroom, and though this was not a VERY good opportunity for showing off her knowledge, as there was no one to listen to her, still it was good practice to say it over) '--yes, that's about the right distance--but then I wonder what Latitude or Longitude I've got to?' (Alice had no idea what Latitude was, or Longitude either, but thought they were nice grand words to say.)


===Music===
Presently she began again. 'I wonder if I shall fall right THROUGH the earth! How funny it'll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downward! The Antipathies, I think--' (she was rather glad there WAS no one listening, this time, as it didn't sound at all the right word) '--but I shall have to ask them what the name of the country is, you know. Please, Ma'am, is this New Zealand or Australia?' (and she tried to curtsey as she spoke--fancy CURTSEYING as you're falling through the air! Do you think you could manage it?) 'And what an ignorant little girl she'll think me for asking! No, it'll never do to ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhere.'
The modern Rttirrian music industry is centered in major cities; Efunari is the foremost hub for [[w:pop music|pop music]], while Tettufane is better known for [[w:alternative rock|alternative]] and [[w:indie rock|indie]] music. Solo artists and bands perform many different Western genres, such as [[w:rock music|rock]], [[w:hip hop music|hip hop]], [[w:electronica|electronica]], [[w:heavy metal music|heavy metal]], [[w:punk rock|punk rock]], [[w:contemporary R&B|R&B]], and [[w:avant-garde music|avant-garde]]. Artists may incorporate heavy compositional and instrumental elements of Rttirrian traditional music or none at all.


[[w:Progressive rock|Progressive rock]] has remained prominent in Rttirria for decades after its decline in popularity in Europe and North America; Rttirria is a top touring destination for Western progressive rock artists, and native artists have continued to evolve the genre stylistically, experimenting with different unconventional song structures, lyrical topics, and instrumentation. [[w:Bluegrass music|Bluegrass]] has also enjoyed popularity in Rttirria due to its complexity and resemblance to the nation's traditional music, and the [[w:banjo|banjo]] has become a reasonably widely used instrument in other genres.
Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, so Alice soon began talking again. Dinah'll miss me very much to-night, I should think!' (Dinah was the cat.) 'I hope they'll remember her saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah my dear! I wish you were down here with me! There are no mice in the air, I'm afraid, but you might catch a bat, and that's very like a mouse, you know. But do cats eat bats, I wonder?' And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, 'Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' and sometimes, 'Do bats eat cats?' for, you see, as she couldn't answer either question, it didn't much matter which way she put it. She felt that she was dozing off, and had just begun to dream that she was walking hand in hand with Dinah, and saying to her very earnestly, 'Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a bat?' when suddenly, thump! thump! down she came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves, and the fall was over.


==See also==
Alice was not a bit hurt, and she jumped up on to her feet in a moment: she looked up, but it was all dark overhead; before her was another long passage, and the White Rabbit was still in sight, hurrying down it. There was not a moment to be lost: away went Alice like the wind, and was just in time to hear it say, as it turned a corner, 'Oh my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting!' She was close behind it when she turned to corner, but the Rabbit was no longer to be seen: she found herself in a long, low hall, which was lit up by a row of lamps hanging from the roof.
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There were doors all round the hall, but they were all locked; and when Alice had been all the way down one side and up the other, trying every door, she walked sadly down the middle, wondering how she was ever to get out again.
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Suddenly she came upon a little three-legged table, all made of solid glass; there was nothing on it except a tiny golden key, and Alice's first thought was that it might belong to one of the doors of the hall; but, alas! either the locks were too large, or the key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. However, on the second time round, she came upon a low curtain she had not noticed before, and behind it was a little door about fifteen inches high: she tried the little golden key in the lock, and to her great delight it fitted!
 
Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not much larger than a rat-hole: she knelt down and looked along the passage into the loveliest garden you ever saw. How she longed to get out of that dark hall, and wander about among those beds of bright flowers and those cool fountains, but she could not even get her head though the doorway; 'and even if my head would go through,' thought poor Alice, 'it would be of very little use without my shoulders. Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only know how to begin.' For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.
 
There seemed to be no use in waiting by the little door, so she went back to the table, half hoping she might find another key on it, or at any rate a book of rules for shutting people up like telescopes: this time she found a little bottle on it, ('which certainly was not here before,' said Alice,) and round the neck of the bottle was a paper label, with the words 'DRINK ME' beautifully printed on it in large letters.
 
It was all very well to say 'Drink me,' but the wise little Alice was not going to do THAT in a hurry. 'No, I'll look first,' she said, 'and see whether it's marked "poison" or not'; for she had read several nice little histories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts and other unpleasant things, all because they WOULD not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them: such as, that a red-hot poker will burn you if your hold it too long; and that if you cut your finger VERY deeply with a knife, it usually bleeds; and she had never forgotten that, if you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison,' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.
 
However, this bottle was NOT marked 'poison,' so Alice ventured to taste it, and finding it very nice, (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot buttered toast,) she very soon finished it off.
 
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'What a curious feeling!' said Alice; 'I must be shutting up like a telescope.'
 
And so it was indeed: she was now only ten inches high, and her face brightened up at the thought that she was now the right size for going though the little door into that lovely garden. First, however, she waited for a few minutes to see if she was going to shrink any further: she felt a little nervous about this; 'for it might end, you know,' said Alice to herself, 'in my going out altogether, like a candle. I wonder what I should be like then?' And she tried to fancy what the flame of a candle is like after the candle is blown out, for she could not remember ever having seen such a thing.
 
After a while, finding that nothing more happened, she decided on going into the garden at once; but, alas for poor Alice! when she got to the door, she found he had forgotten the little golden key, and when she went back to the table for it, she found she could not possibly reach it: she could see it quite plainly through the glass, and she tried her best to climb up one of the legs of the table, but it was too slippery; and when she had tired herself out with trying, the poor little thing sat down and cried.
 
'Come, there's no use in crying like that!' said Alice to herself, rather sharply; 'I advise you to leave off this minute!' She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her eyes; and once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet she was playing against herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people. 'But it's no use now,' thought poor Alice, 'to pretend to be two people! Why, there's hardly enough of me left to make ONE respectable person!'
 
Soon her eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table: she opened it, and found in it a very small cake, on which the words 'EAT ME' were beautifully marked in currants. 'Well, I'll eat it,' said Alice, 'and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the key; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door; so either way I'll get into the garden, and I don't care which happens!'
 
She ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself, 'Which way? Which way?', holding her hand on the top of her head to feel which way it was growing, and she was quite surprised to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.
 
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the cake.
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Skellan

Na binxrin Alis dyð sewl solcyn

Xyløv 1. Rrwah a solvah hefsi

Jo cerr dy ainal Alis sið a dols eft heðl ree ar blawdr muah, as að twm fah taw lly sool: twm øør ter, jo tyn byŋcan ee dy awvað jo acallt ry heðl ree, ah jo ðaŋ ahdyn dw zensłah dy ŋe, "tiar a møø að awvað" dwcnin Alis, "ðaŋ ahdyn dw zensłah?"

Ŋyþ jo dy sdiav ee dy ŋuar ree, (sian ŋi cwlli llee, eer jo crawþ ee iantgon as bailað huð gyl rree tnwa,) i lly maint að øøm ŋwasd almaði elið socalah ry goldiŋ as ascond na almaði, seþ ar wiþl, llwgin a Hefsi Ew jo feehar psaþ sdaw raga ee.

Twm satn a jo jal cyvymloot dy he; as twm jo dwcn Alis jal golçialon emb divin a Hefsi lly nwal, "Ohbaje! Ohbaje! Asbyrrat naw!" (Seþ jo dwcn ee dy jøøv, ..., ah dy iŋg ci, a baw fi a gryłoh hiab moziavon.) Ah seþ

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DET.PL adventure Alice in-DET.SG country wonder

chapter 1. downwards digging rabbit

IMPF go_in in tire Alice very DET sit next_to sister RY-3SG.F on coast river, and DET NEG be what to do: not many time, IMPF after peep 3SG.F in book IMPF read RY sister RY-3SG.F, but IMPF without picture-PLV or conversation-PLV in 3SG.N, "how DET use DET book" think-PRET Alice, "without picture or conversation"

so IMPF in ponder 3SG.F in mind RY-3SG.F (well as open to-3SG.F because IMPF feel she sleepy and slow-CONST brain from day hot) if FUT.PFV please DET make wreath daisy worth nuisance RY get_up and pick_off DET daisy-PLV, when suddenly run-PRET DET rabbit white with eye-PLV pink close past 3SG.F

not thing DET IMPF too remarkable in that; and not IMPF think Alice too strange that say-PRET DET rabbit to self, "oh_dear! oh_dear! be_late-FUT 1SG!" (when afterwards IMPF think 3SG.F about it, come_out-PRET to-3SG.F COMP be_right-COND DET be_surprised RY-3SG.F about it, but in that time DET IMPF seem natural all); but when actually_(unexpectedly) DET take_out-PRET RY-rabbit out_of pocket waistcoat self, and look-PRET on it, and resume-PRET to hurry, start_moving-PRET Alice on foot-PLV, because realize-PRET mind RY-3SG.F COMP not in life 3SG.F DET PERF see RY-3SG.F DET rabbit with pocket waistcoat or a watch that take_out-COND one_impersonal, and burn-ADV with curiosity, run-PRET 3SG.F after it, and fortunately timely DET see-PRET RY-3SG.F DET fall RY-it digging rabbit large under hedge

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Original English

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Chapter I. Down the Rabbit Hole

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, “and what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversations?”

So she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could, for the hot day made her feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her.

There was nothing so VERY remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so VERY much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, 'Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!' (when she thought it over afterwards, it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but when the Rabbit actually TOOK A WATCH OUT OF ITS WAISTCOAT-POCKET, and looked at it, and then hurried on, Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and fortunately was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole under the hedge.

In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.

The rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think about stopping herself before she found herself falling down a very deep well.

Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she had plenty of time as she went down to look about her and to wonder what was going to happen next. First, she tried to look down and make out what she was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything; then she looked at the sides of the well, and noticed that they were filled with cupboards and book-shelves; here and there she saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs. She took down a jar from one of the shelves as she passed; it was labelled 'ORANGE MARMALADE', but to her great disappointment it way empty: she did not like to drop the jar for fear of killing somebody, so managed to put it into one of the cupboards as she fell past it.

'Well!' thought Alice to herself, 'after such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down stairs! How brave they'll all think me at home! Why, I wouldn't say anything about it, even if I fell off the top of the house!' (Which was very likely true.)

Down, down, down. Would the fall NEVER come to an end! 'I wonder how many miles I've fallen by this time?' she said aloud. 'I must be getting somewhere near the centre of the earth. Let me see: that would be four thousand miles down, I think--' (for, you see, Alice had learnt several things of this sort in her lessons in the schoolroom, and though this was not a VERY good opportunity for showing off her knowledge, as there was no one to listen to her, still it was good practice to say it over) '--yes, that's about the right distance--but then I wonder what Latitude or Longitude I've got to?' (Alice had no idea what Latitude was, or Longitude either, but thought they were nice grand words to say.)

Presently she began again. 'I wonder if I shall fall right THROUGH the earth! How funny it'll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downward! The Antipathies, I think--' (she was rather glad there WAS no one listening, this time, as it didn't sound at all the right word) '--but I shall have to ask them what the name of the country is, you know. Please, Ma'am, is this New Zealand or Australia?' (and she tried to curtsey as she spoke--fancy CURTSEYING as you're falling through the air! Do you think you could manage it?) 'And what an ignorant little girl she'll think me for asking! No, it'll never do to ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhere.'

Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, so Alice soon began talking again. Dinah'll miss me very much to-night, I should think!' (Dinah was the cat.) 'I hope they'll remember her saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah my dear! I wish you were down here with me! There are no mice in the air, I'm afraid, but you might catch a bat, and that's very like a mouse, you know. But do cats eat bats, I wonder?' And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, 'Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' and sometimes, 'Do bats eat cats?' for, you see, as she couldn't answer either question, it didn't much matter which way she put it. She felt that she was dozing off, and had just begun to dream that she was walking hand in hand with Dinah, and saying to her very earnestly, 'Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a bat?' when suddenly, thump! thump! down she came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves, and the fall was over.

Alice was not a bit hurt, and she jumped up on to her feet in a moment: she looked up, but it was all dark overhead; before her was another long passage, and the White Rabbit was still in sight, hurrying down it. There was not a moment to be lost: away went Alice like the wind, and was just in time to hear it say, as it turned a corner, 'Oh my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting!' She was close behind it when she turned to corner, but the Rabbit was no longer to be seen: she found herself in a long, low hall, which was lit up by a row of lamps hanging from the roof.

There were doors all round the hall, but they were all locked; and when Alice had been all the way down one side and up the other, trying every door, she walked sadly down the middle, wondering how she was ever to get out again.

Suddenly she came upon a little three-legged table, all made of solid glass; there was nothing on it except a tiny golden key, and Alice's first thought was that it might belong to one of the doors of the hall; but, alas! either the locks were too large, or the key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. However, on the second time round, she came upon a low curtain she had not noticed before, and behind it was a little door about fifteen inches high: she tried the little golden key in the lock, and to her great delight it fitted!

Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not much larger than a rat-hole: she knelt down and looked along the passage into the loveliest garden you ever saw. How she longed to get out of that dark hall, and wander about among those beds of bright flowers and those cool fountains, but she could not even get her head though the doorway; 'and even if my head would go through,' thought poor Alice, 'it would be of very little use without my shoulders. Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only know how to begin.' For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.

There seemed to be no use in waiting by the little door, so she went back to the table, half hoping she might find another key on it, or at any rate a book of rules for shutting people up like telescopes: this time she found a little bottle on it, ('which certainly was not here before,' said Alice,) and round the neck of the bottle was a paper label, with the words 'DRINK ME' beautifully printed on it in large letters.

It was all very well to say 'Drink me,' but the wise little Alice was not going to do THAT in a hurry. 'No, I'll look first,' she said, 'and see whether it's marked "poison" or not'; for she had read several nice little histories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts and other unpleasant things, all because they WOULD not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them: such as, that a red-hot poker will burn you if your hold it too long; and that if you cut your finger VERY deeply with a knife, it usually bleeds; and she had never forgotten that, if you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison,' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.

However, this bottle was NOT marked 'poison,' so Alice ventured to taste it, and finding it very nice, (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot buttered toast,) she very soon finished it off.

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'What a curious feeling!' said Alice; 'I must be shutting up like a telescope.'

And so it was indeed: she was now only ten inches high, and her face brightened up at the thought that she was now the right size for going though the little door into that lovely garden. First, however, she waited for a few minutes to see if she was going to shrink any further: she felt a little nervous about this; 'for it might end, you know,' said Alice to herself, 'in my going out altogether, like a candle. I wonder what I should be like then?' And she tried to fancy what the flame of a candle is like after the candle is blown out, for she could not remember ever having seen such a thing.

After a while, finding that nothing more happened, she decided on going into the garden at once; but, alas for poor Alice! when she got to the door, she found he had forgotten the little golden key, and when she went back to the table for it, she found she could not possibly reach it: she could see it quite plainly through the glass, and she tried her best to climb up one of the legs of the table, but it was too slippery; and when she had tired herself out with trying, the poor little thing sat down and cried.

'Come, there's no use in crying like that!' said Alice to herself, rather sharply; 'I advise you to leave off this minute!' She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her eyes; and once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet she was playing against herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people. 'But it's no use now,' thought poor Alice, 'to pretend to be two people! Why, there's hardly enough of me left to make ONE respectable person!'

Soon her eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table: she opened it, and found in it a very small cake, on which the words 'EAT ME' were beautifully marked in currants. 'Well, I'll eat it,' said Alice, 'and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the key; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door; so either way I'll get into the garden, and I don't care which happens!'

She ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself, 'Which way? Which way?', holding her hand on the top of her head to feel which way it was growing, and she was quite surprised to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.

So she set to work, and very soon finished off the cake.

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