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Please wait patiently for the failure of the system. | Please wait patiently for the failure of the system. | ||
Сӯъй митиъ кӏу әкӏтӏә̄пӏидис ккӏоп я̄рукъисинигъ бырэджинигъ синтӏыъды ивӣцӏ, пӏәччӏ бэ̄ вәд мугьӣътигъ синтӏды бытӏ әкӏтӏә̄пӏидс ккӏоп тӏәръо̄ниндэ синтӏкьичӏэ, ик бэ̄ вәд мугьӣътигъ синтӏды бытӏ нӯъ сәм. | |||
My son told me he learned that octopuses can climb through small cracks, so he's scared to swim in the ocean because an octopus might climb inside his butt, and now I'm scared to swim in the ocean too. | |||
Вэ̄, ниминсы дискачэкӏэ̄с е гы̄руъсы, мэ̄ екӏтӏуъ нӯъ | |||
No, the disco names are more important, tell me now | |||
О̄ Гыринч нэкӏытӏ мир нӯъ she хвәз вэ̄н әджәрӣъ синтӏды эвэ̄ ттӏилды, албәсы эвпӏә̄въкӏ | |||
Ope the Grinch just died because she wanted to go chase the dragon on her own, that kinda sucks | |||
[[File:Guimin cookie.jpg|thumb]] | |||
Ик пилотырг зәмә е̄мыргис синтӏгьэды нэ̄чӏэ пӏәччӏ сә иккы буъцәсы вӣдды хвәзэ̄сы бисквиӣ | |||
How I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I'm awake and would like a cookie | |||
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Everyone keeps saying "teleport them to the sun, throw them in the blender dimension" my brothers in magic I don't know what budget you think we are operating on | Everyone keeps saying "teleport them to the sun, throw them in the blender dimension" my brothers in magic I don't know what budget you think we are operating on | ||
Ма̄йер упӏчӏ нэ̄чӏэ; | |||
Пӏидәсы 1, ӯн сәъттыъндэ виргәш тӏо ттӏытӏуъ. | |||
Пӏидәсы 2, кат ӯнәд имтӏуъ. | |||
Пӏидәсы 3, ӯн катәд ытӏуъ. | |||
Пӏидәсы 4, ӯн сәъттыъндэ виргәш тӏо двиъттӏытӏуъ. одәд синтӏссәды ю̄ътӏ пӏидәм 1-4 двиъттинтӏуъ. | |||
Пӏидәсы 5, нәгн. | |||
How to make sourdough; | |||
Step 1, flour your work surface. | |||
Step 2, remove cat from flour. | |||
Step 3, remove flour from cat. | |||
Step 4, reflour your work surface. If you have to leave the room repeat steps 1-4. | |||
Step 5, bread. | |||
==Dialogs== | ==Dialogs== | ||
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Me, trying to impress my date: which ever onion the chef prefers | Me, trying to impress my date: which ever onion the chef prefers | ||
'''Марр Ы̄ъйдыкӏ Гьәссә̄р''' (''Dasypeltis scabra''), гьӣсәртиъ Colubridae-итиъ, Ифрӣкъӣ Джәнӯб | |||
''фотографи Cristian Schneider-ә̄ '' | |||
Кӏу гипӏсәринэ гӯъръыргис зитӏмай??? Ләзӣзәсы??? | |||
Доттагъ тӏӯъ иък сә '''Марр Ы̄ъйдыкӏ Гьәссә̄р''' тӣчӏәш ыъкӏэтӏиъ ''ытэ̄л'' | |||
'''Common Egg-Eating Snake''' (''Dasypeltis scabra''), family Colubridae, South Africa | |||
''photograph by Cristian Schneider'' | |||
What's in the little critter's mouth??? Is it tasty??? | |||
Bestie you will ''never'' guess what this '''Common Egg-Eating Snake''' is doing | |||
кӏуэ миръә̄ъдсы? | |||
Двә̄ туърппӏэ. Мы̄ъсә̄м сорчирәш тә̄тӏуъ лук са̄дэ̄. | |||
Кӏуәш. | |||
Where is the bathroom at? | |||
Two doors down. Just be careful of the toilet rats. | |||
The what. | |||
==Longer translations== | ==Longer translations== | ||