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Anyways, after Red Robbing Hoodlum ran off and hid in the woods, she got disoriented again and entered another house.  There was a grandmother wolf and she was waiting for her grandcubs, but then out of the blue, the little MAGABanana swung open the door and scared the bejeezus out of the grandmother wolf.  So much so the Banana almost gave the grandmother wolf a heart attack.  Fortunately, her grandcubs came in the nick of time, saw what the Banana did to their poor grandmother, and they nearly mauled her to death.  Then the grandmother recovered from her fright, told her grandcubs to step aside, and took a bite herself out of the little juvenile delinquent.  Red Robbing MAGABanana then ran off and bumped into the saw-wielding murderer from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre<ref>While I was talking to Ikkarem  about the book, I informed him that Red Riding Hood met an axman, and that power saws didn't exist in those days.  Then he told me that didn't make sense since Bananas are too lazy not to use electric and fuel-powered tools.  I decided to leave well enough alone.</ref>.  Unfortunately, she escaped, but at least she swore never to break into the house of any animal living in the woods ever again.<ref>I asked Ikkarem if he knew he was mixing up the fairy tales.  He informed me that he was contracted to translate three stories, but since he received a paltry commission, and given that the author was an asshole, he decided to economize and mash the three stories into one.</ref>